Transcripts For WBAL Today 20130822 : comparemela.com

Transcripts For WBAL Today 20130822

Wait a minute. We know that voice. Could that be so its wednesday so d. M. X. Got arrested, basically. Yes. Its another edition of what did you do now, d. M. X. . D. M. X. Was arrested in South Carolina on a warrant. This aint a normal traffic stop. Yeah, heres what happened. D. M. X. Was a passenger in a pickup truck. Cops say he was belligerent and reeked. I thought he was going to turn over a new leaf. Cops say he found weed too. Like a lot of it. He was busted for that and for an arrest warrant for driving without lance. We could make a geez, were out of room. Guess well put this one here. There you go. Anyway, x is calling b. S. On the entire arrest saying cops had no right to pull them over in the first place. It was legal. They got nothing on me. Or as its known in lawyer speak lack of probable cause. Anywho, d. M. X. Was placed under house arrest. So there it is, drug charges, arrest warrant. Harv, you seem to have a good handle on the event. What do you think . Hes could youed. Harvey levin, esq. The hotel owner, lindsays really good friend that was arrested earlier this year on eight counts of drug charges, how did this guy make the ok friends list . Thats such a good point to ask, chad. No, thats a really good point. Shes supposedly cut out 80 of her 100 friends who are toxic to her. He did go to rehab. She said she eliminated he went to rehab as well. Yeah. You know what it is. You keep the youre supposed to get rid of some of the friends what if you need to bond with someone who has similar things . He could slip. Its like your drinking buddy. Toxic friends. You perpetuate with each other. Youre so screwed. Listen to people who have addiction problems. [laughter] those are hot chicks in bikinis, not anybody famous just hot chicks in bikinis. Alexandra are with anna, another victorias secret supermodel. They are out on the beach. That is alsandra and anna, they look so different. They look like glamazon animals. It doesnt look like they could possibly be the same people. Maybe theyre not the same people no, you said they are. So why do they look different . Tmz investigates. Hmm. This is hard. Its amazing what Victoria Secret does for these girls. Wait. What did you just say . Its amazing what Victoria Secret does for these girls. Maybe they do something to these girls. Hair and makeup. Eureka. They do their hair and makeup. You guys figured it out. Wow. We cracked that code. It was a team effort. Why are you dancing . Lets see what happens when you start drinking. Whoa, were not c. S. I. Thanks, hair and makeup. How you doing, bud . We talked to johnny knoxville. Jackass. In your eyes who is the greatest daredevil . I am nowhere near evel knievel. He tried to back flip a urethra. And tore his oh that is next level not funny. Can we not talk about this. In australia last week there was a medical case where oh. Cut their for sexual pleasure . You can see the xray. No. It was a fork. Rk in the wiener mole. It was a pipe cleaner. There was a fork in the wiener hole. It was a pipe cleaner. Oh, my g, he put the photo up. Stop right now ok. One more and you get suspended. I get to go home . Without pay. Im a big fan, man. Take care. Coming up kylie jenner sweet 16. They have insane party gifts. I thought the weird thing was duct tape. If you come back from the bar, tie the girl up. Plus arianna brooks may or may not be broken up. Is it ariana graunda . She is a new dish at taco bell. Coming up we have ray romano. Whats more annoying, people litter or recycling . Whats more annoying, people litter or recycling . A are you flo . Yes. Is this the thing you gave my husband . Well, yeah, yes. The name your price tool. You tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. Careful, though that kind of power can go to your head. That explains a lot. Yo, buddy i got this. Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one the power of the name your price tool. Only from progressive. 2013 had seen many milestones. The election of a new pope, a meteor exploding over russia. The lone ranger movie. Kylie jenners sweet 16 this past weekend. Drake, big shawn, kardashian after kardashian after not really a kardashian. But that wasnt even the best part. Leaving was the best part. Yes, 150 probably already rich people that dont need them got gift bags worth about 1,000 each. What was in there . Ipod speakers, 808 headphones, kardashian makeup. Socks, this weird spikey backpack thing and zebra print duct tape. What the hell do you want that for . I want it. Its made from real zebras which is horrifically cruel. Does a 16yearold need this kind of party . Just feels wrong. Go do something appropriate for a 16yearold. That is what . Get pregnant or something. I dont know. Hes kidding. Women should only get pregnant if theyre deeply in love or trying to keep a man from leaving them. But he may have a point. How do you not grow up completely screwed up and entitled and the whole thing . You dont. I think theyre all pretty screwed up. We established that. Oh, right. Good point. So congrats on living to 16, kylie. Cant wait until the sex tape. Yeah orios are a fraud. What . Hh school math class did something on original and double stuff. You are getting screwed out of 7 of the cream. What . This is w chi i beating us because this is whaour high sool math classes are doing. They claiits double the creaof an oreo. Two. 86 times, not they say mathematicians in the high school is wrong and its twice the stuffing as in a single oreo. There must be a way. There must be a way of quantify it. Call walter white. Do something. Theres got to be a way to figure this out. If you cant get enough cookie out of a doubled stuff, youre a fat ass. Shut up cool. How are you doing . Good. Oh, my god a person, we think. Ariana grande. Ariana brooks. Isnt it Ariana Grande . Yes. She sings just like mariah carey. Thats enough. We know how she sings. She may or may not be broken up with jai brooks. No, not jai brooks. We are not going to fake it any more. Who is jai brooks . A youtube australian comedian. Grande, jai, which sounds like a drink at starbucks, might be splitaroni. But why . Justin bieber kissed her on the cheek. And this jai guy was upset. The camera guy starts recording after asking the question if they were broken up. Kiss . No. Justin bieber kissed you . No. The question of whether theyre still together to be honest, we dont know whats going on right now. She said to her fans, boys come and go, its all about my fans. So our conclusion about air jai ariana and in is ridiculous. Teenagers. Its teenmz. How are you doing . Im all right. We have ray romano. Hes walking in beverly hills. Whats more annoying, seeing people litter or people making you recycle . Litter. See if people litter. Jirksd rather not see people litter, id rather not see people litter. Thats a politically correct answer. Thats true. Its 1,000 fine. Ive never seen or heard anyone getting it. One of my friends got a littering ticket. She was driving and she threw one of her Hair Extensions out the window and she got a ticket for it. The closest i ever got to hearing anyone get a litter ticket was my girlfriend ashing out the car. They just assumed she was drunk like d. M. X. Thanks so much, ray. Coming up the pap razzy got attacked by kayne west. The City Attorney is mulling over whether to prosecute kayne. It just got more complicated because gloria will not settle this thing. Jeff not had a gloria press we have not had a gloria press conference in a little bit. Justin bieber the police raided a bus and found a stun gun. I think this lowers his rock star status. [ male announcer ] now you can get a kindle fire hd, with high def screen, ultrafast wifi and access to 23 million movies, tv shows, music, and apps all for much less than an ipad mini. 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He paparazzi got Gloria Allred press conference where she simulated sex with a baseball bat. It was the whole thing. The same crusader for justice who once represented a woman who called herself the cat in the hat, l. A. X. , a highprofiled pantsuit. Sorry. Highprofile lawsuit. The City Attorney is mulling over whether to prosecute kayne for the aack on it just got more complicated for him because Gloria Allred is probably not going to settle this thing. Why would she . She wants justice. And by justice we mean as much camera time as humanly possible. The press conference opportunities are endless. Highprofile case. The other side of it is is maybe shes doing the Public Service by calling him on something that he keeps doing and has no right to do. Somebodys got to teach this dude a lesson. Whatever her motives, glorias going to go hard. So watch out, kayne, because youre about to get yeah, hes screwed. We got mike tyson at the grove. He was the heavyweight champion of the world from like 1986 to 1990. We asked him a good question. Which opponent of yours thank you. Which opponent of yours smelled the worse in the ring . I love that question. Actually, its funny. Because he took a second and thinks about it. He said google himnd tell him mitch blood green. Yeah, he stinks. 30 years later. Wow. Coming up we got danny greaninger. I think hes a danny granger. Think hes an arod . o we got danny granger. Leaving emerson. Hes a pacers forward. We asked him if he likes baseball. Do you think more people love or hate arod right now . I think they hate him. Its interesting because hes actually i think hes a rarity. Hes an arod defender. I give you 200 million and all you is take the steroids, a lot of people i am starting to turn a little bit. He is being singled out in a way that makes me wonder, is it fair . I havent heard them say he has a positive test. I have really good sources in this. I was told they have done 11 tests since 2011 and every one of them turned up negative. A lot of people havent turned up positive. All of those things will not render positive results in your blood. Why dont we look at his balls and see if theyre smaller . Youre pretty awesome, man. Have a great night, bro. Captioned by the National Captioning Institute www. Ncicap. Org [ jessica ] so i opened the box and i said to myself, this is a tablet that im going to have to learn how to use. Literally the flip of a switch i was logged onto our wifi network at home and i was off and running. [ male announcer ] now you can get a stateoftheart kindle fire hd, built and backed by amazon, with stunning high def screen, dolby sound, ultrafast wifi and access to 23 million movies, tv shows, music, apps and more all for much less than an ipad mini. I use it for everything. It gives you all the options with the apps as far as netflix, hulu, great internet browser; you can do all your email on there. 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[ male announcer ] get a new kindle fire hd, plus a free custom cover, and a free 25 amazon. Com gift card. Dont miss out. This is a limitedtime offer, and you wont find it anywhere else. Kindle fire is amazing. Its a lifechanger. [ male announcer ] call or click to order now. Its time for the Wendy Williams show. Today, americas favorite sitcom mom, Patricia Heaton is back on the couch. Plus, kelly monaco and val chmerkovskiy, backstage dish on the dancing with the stars final. And why is kanye being dragged into kims divorce drama . Wendy has the details. Now, heres wendy [ cheers and applause ] wendy shout it out hi, everybody. Welcome to the weekend. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching today. Thank you. How you doin . Audience how you doin . Wendy im feeling great. Weve got a fun, fantastic show and teresa and juicy joe in new jersey. Divorcing, yes or no . Ive got the answer and you know ive got an opinion. So lets get started. Its time for hot topics. [ cheers and applause ]c thank you. Okay. Ive been sitting on this story for just a moment but now im ready to talk to you about it, because theres finally a response from the accused parties. Earlier this week there were lots of reports that jersey housewife teresa and her husband, juicy joe were divorcing. Have you heard anything about this . Thats why im here. They said no. According to the National Enquirer, they said teresa was planning on leaving joe after the holidays. She wanted to make it nice for the kids. So even if joe isnt well, joe might be going to jail. You know that thing about the drivers license. That case still isnt settled. Hes facing up to ten years in jail. To me thats when teresa needs to make a break. Really . [ laughter ] i was a little nervous. I was prepared to stand alone in my answer. While you know i do believe in the institution of marriage, i also believe in the institution of divorce. [ cheers and applause ] and i just and so teresa tweeted, thank goodness, and heres what she said. And i guessed what she said even before hot topics told me what she said. She said theyre not divorcing because she wants to spart kids, you know . Between me and you, its probably because she wants to spare the kids feelings, get through the holidays and see if he gets convicted for at least 30 seconds. The second the bar is closed, id be out of there. Heres what she said, though. Sorry, tabloids, joe and i arent getting a divorce. She says now or ever. Thats a big one right there. Now or ever. The only thing the National Enquirer is good for is lining a bird cage. True. Okay. Well, shes not getting a divorce. I guess im happy then theyre still going to stay married on account of teresa loves him and we love her, fine. Hes disrespected you and done so many things to you that we

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