Shes leaving a place called hoe ray henrys. Are you paying for my taxi . Yeah. 20. Yeah. Theres a bunch of paparazzi flashing her cameras and shes just complaining. You got to pose for me. Five, lets go five each. Give me 5 pony the [bleep]. Was she serious . Im telling you, this is pitchy girl mode. It is very, very common among women. [laughter] shes drunk and shes out and just having fun. I watched the video. I like you a lot. Youre wrong. You cant say shes wrong. Its not objective. Harvey, we have a Kristin Cavallari expert. Someone that has known her very well over the years. [laughter] Kristin Cavallaris definitely a bitch. Like that. This is bob dylans hair. Its legendary. Its lustrous. And its also living in tennessee with some recently divorced lady dont worry, we will explain. Dan ar buck, lead singer of the black keerks finalized hiss divorce. His wife listed the weirdest ing under the stuff that she gets. It says that she gets to keep bob dylans hair. Yes. Dan owns some of bock dylans hair. Not anymore, now his exwife has it. Divorce is sad. But what is eric doing, young folk singer dylan, weird 60s doing . Old man that looks like a drifter who might stab you dylan . We need more information it doesnt offer anymore information. It doesnt say where they got it. It doesnt say how they got it. It doesnt say anything t just says bob dylan hair. You know what it means legally . What . She won by a hair no, no, harvey, no dont listen to him, boss. That was delicious word play. As for bob dylan, hes released the following statement well said, sir. Who buys someones hair . You would not want a famous wrestlers hair . Why would i want someones hair . Hulk hogan. Rick flair. Randy savage. Hes the macho man. Thats different. [laughter] what an idiot. How dare you talk that way about macho man he taught us what slimjims were. Welcome to a slimjim oh, macho man, youre selling dried meat fixed to god now. Whats going on, man . We got mystical, famous rapper. Before we could say anything, he cuts us out. Look at the phone. Im kind of drove now. Get a zoom. You know its013. It got stolen. [bleep] what is does he sing . Shake ass. Oh, i love that song oh, jesus, what do we have a wedding . Oh, my god [laughter] shake that ass. What yourself what yourself. [laughter] all right, mystical, thank you,. Take it easy. Now, marijuana, it makes you forget some stuff. Starring with khalifa and this guy, who missed with his wedding because he was stoned out of his freaking mind, yo currently the hot sitter in new york. Rapper. Huge rapper and also huge fan of marijuana, the burning weed with its roots in hell right. Anyway, currency was enjoying some fine cannabis this weekend but it just happened to be the same day his good friend wiz khalifa, you know, got married. On his wedding, man. Baked ere totally like and i totally smoked off my appearance. He got so high that he he forgot to go to wizs wedding hey, it happens. Weed makes you forget stuff, like weddings and birthdays and shirts and weddings. You roll up the invitation . No, i didnt, man. You know how things happen, man. Yeah. Sure, if you have to, but you couldnt go before the meeting . Oh, wiz khalifa. Yeah. He knows its love and its all good. Wiz probably too good to take it lightly. Wiz is like, i got married . This guy has one of the best laughs of all time. [laughter] anyway, good to see you currency and you, happy you know, with the bride and the cake and the the what do you call it . Lindsay lohan is trying to call us out after we said shes making bad decisions. Lindsay lohan is fresh out of rehab and hanging out with vicram chatwell, arguably Bad Influence on her. Two bad decision makers. Should they be linked up after rehab . Maybe they need each other. Maybe theyre supportive and positive for each other. We care about humanings and therefore they should be separated. You dont get to decide what Lindsay Lohan does. Were trying to shame her out of it. Were trying to help her. You see somebody walking across the street and car is about to hit him, you move over and jump her. What if that car was going to pick her up and take her to disneyland. Hey, man, you know what they do at disneyland . Ecstasy. Lots of it. What does that come from . Disneyland. You never do ecstasy . A lot of people do a lot of drugs at disneyland. Trute statement. Hey, man, happiest place on earth. We know one thing, she shouldnt hang out with mack. [laughter] coming up j. Los house in the hamptons for six days, they lived in the pool house. Walking around the grounds all day. He was posting photos on facebook. Oh, no plus madonna. Where shes still 20 years old, she has a grill in now. Oh, that grill is distracting from her face she looks like she got stung by bees or allergic to something. How many guys like mel b. . Come out what the contest is hey, its me, progressive insurance. You know, from our 4,000 television commercials. Yep, there i am with flo. Hoohoo watch it [chuckles] anyhoo, 3 Million People switched to me last year, saving an average of 475. [sigh] it feels good to help people save. With great discounts like safe driver, multicar, and multipolicy. So call me today. Youll be glad you did. Cannonbox [splash ] today on celebrity real awesome pass, we look at Jennifer Lopezs 10 million luxurious hampton estates, and 7,500 square foot home complete with eight bedrooms and 7 1 2 baths. The pool house is a bit of a hike from the main quarters, making it a huge home for a sucker, allegedly camping out at j. Los house in the hamptons. For six days, lived in her pool house. According to the cops, the pool house was being occupied by this 49yearold, pictured here. Wow. You know who he kinds of looks like . David caruso with long hair, seriously. Thats what happens when worlds collide. Oh, writers. That show didnt happen. But back to j. Lo and her unwelcomed house guest, who allegedly moved in earlier this month and no one noticed. How did ha happen . To be fair, j. Lo was at one of her other 12 houses scomblfment but they have like guards patrolling the ground constantly. Ok. Maybe this guy was really good at staying undercover. He was Walking Around the grounds all day. He was posting photos on facebook of himself. Who the hell was the Security Guard . The mall cop . Sir, sir sir its funny because its not. Being a stalker, theres no he may not be a stalker. True. He could be a squatter who has no interest in j. Lo. She had a previous restraining order against him for contacting her mother. Ok, hes probably a stalker but police finally busted him for burglary, criminal contempt and stalking, a kind of lame celebrity. Whats this guys deal . Is he just trying to get her attention . I dont know, but he just got mine. Seriously, thats the same guy, right . Oh, theres a bit of cleavage off last night. Cleavage off cleavage off, between heidi klum and mel b. Mel b. Both of them had dont know. Shes got great boobs going on. Way too hidden. Mel bs giving us some love. I want to know, i want to know how many guys like mel b . That says a lot. Thats actually a really good question. Thats not what the contest is, all right. Was the cleavage off from the start . [laughter] hey heidis cleavage is not thats not a manlike cleavage. Its a fashionable wardrobe. Yeah. Whos more appealing, hide yeah klum or mel b. No youre moving the goal post. Thats not what were doing. Its about the cleavage and cleavage is the clear winner. The boss. Tmz presents orthodontistry original dentist facetalk with madonna oh, madge, really . Madonna swears shes still 20 years ole. Shes got a grill in now. Theres madonna showing up to her fitness club in rome and showing off a garish goldfilled mouth. Wearing a damn grill. Yes, a damn sorry, what is the gentleman doing next to you . Oh, hes making grill fingers. Sticky proof. Others . Stop, just be 70 or however old you are. Shes actually 93 but you wouldnt know it as she does everything to make herself seem younger. Like flash her breasts and date little boys and make her face not move and now grill. So popular right now. Everybody is doing it. Popular like in 1999. They were popular 100 years before that. Just ask the original grillinator, George Washington these wooden teeth are the dopey dope centerbugs, joe as for you, m looks terrible. Called having a ton of money and one day waking up, dont have anything else to buy. I will buy that. Well then, congratulations, madonna youre rich enough to look ridiculous how are you doing, tmz. How are you doing, man . I got andrei kirilenko. He is on the brooklyn nets. What is the best way to find a good woman . In new york . In new york or anything. Youre married. How did you know she was the one . Process. Process. Reason why i ask this question, his wife, whos like a pop singer, she allows him to sleep with one girl a year. We know about this guy. Thats awesome. Im down for that one. My girlfriend is antione person thing. You get one person i wrote to her, you could have sex with j. C. From n sync or ryan gosling. Thats who you gave her . J. C. From n sync . [laughter] good seeing you, brother. Coming up they had a standup with cops and cops ended up owing the bus with the people still on it. Britney speers went to hurricane harbor. Is she with her boyfriend . No, dont see the boyfriend there. I think he works there we love hollywood. I think he works there we love hollywood. This summer, new york state is back and open for business. With endless beaches, hundreds of miles for hiking. Or biking. Endless rivers and streams ready to take your breath away. And more than enough wineries to please every pallet. Were ready to make your new york state vacation perfect. Theres never been a better time to vacation in new york state. Plan your vacation at iloveny. Com the new state of new york. Welcome. Tmz, online and on your phone 24 7. The tmz hollywood tour. Daytime, nighttight, seven days a week, weve got Nothing Better to do. You never know who you will see. Whats up . How are you doing, man . See stars like lebron james, lady gaga, one direction, halle berry, bradley cooper, david beckham, Shaquille Oneal and mike tyson. I got tmz see where all of your favorite stars hang out. Sunset strip, hollywood, fancy shmansy beverly hills. Tmz hollywood tour. We show you the real hollywood. A tour bus on lockdown in oklahoma, with a huge rapper on board. Nd allegations of drugs its tmzs coverage of oklahoma. More like oklahomaie, right . Ok. On tour with lil wane and passing through Oklahoma City pulled over. Us got thaurt they had drugs on board and went to get a search warrant to search thats when the standoff began. Drivers locked doors demanding they get a warrant. Why . Heres footage from inside the bus. Kidding the rapper on the bus was slack. Also, we dont know if they really had drugs. But the bigger question, who was on the bus . Its not weezie. He left on a plane. Ditto for t. I. , which only leaves 2 chains was on the bus. Boom, 2 chains. You remember him from the birthday video and the running away from gunmen video. Hes had a crazy year. Anyway they ended up towing the fwouse an impound lot to wait for a warrant. And when the cops finely got it, they entered the bus and said ok, we have no idea what they actually said. But we doe know they arrested 11 people for interfering with the police process, including james. We demopet if they found any drugs on the guy but come on thanks, oklahoma. Not you but you fabulous coming up he was in super creepers. What is a National Drinking hollywood he doesnt drink in . He doesnt drink on st. Patricks day because he elieves its for amateurs closed captioning and other consideration for tmz provided by means the world to me. And one of the most important things any parent can do is make sure their kids get active at least 60 minutes each day. Studies show that physical activity not only helps kids stay healthy, it can enhance important skills, like concenttion and problem solving, which can prove academic performance. This means physical activity can help your kids in the most important game of all life. Looking good, jay. We saw jay, tpwhoffs super troopers and directed it. We asked what National Holidays he doesnt drink on. I drink for halloween. July 4th. Derby day . Derby day. I drink on derby day. He doesnt drink on st. Pats day because he reckons its for mateurs and doesnt like fights. Did you say fights or farts . Can we make him say the things crocodile dundee says . Did the dingo eat your baby . What fosters australian for. We dont even serve fosters in australia. Shrimp on the barbie. Is that call shrimp. Prawns. You dont see shrimp on the barbie . Sfw prawns say shrimp on the barbie and get over it. And prawns is also we use for good barbie and butterhead. Unless youre doing the catch phrases, you have to shut the [bleep] up thanks so much, jay. Have a good day, brother. [ male announcer ] now you can get a kindle fire hd, with high def screen, ultrafast wifi and access to 23 million movies, tv shows, music, and apps all for much less than an ipad mini. I couldnt believe how good the value was for the money i paid. It gives you all the options with the apps as far as netflix, hulu, great internet browser. [ male announcer ] act now, and as part of this special tv offer, youll get a custom cover worth over 30, plus a 25 amazon. Com gift card both free with your kindle fire hd. I can play games, listen to music, watch television shows. My daughter is really into caillou, curious george. The picture is really sharp and really clear. 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Alistartons extra interview ripping into tabloid headlines about her health headlines. You . I look sick to no, you dont. Ben affleck is the new batman. Oscar winner told us about playing the super hero. Good golden girl girl. What do you think about grills . Extra, extra. [cheers and applause] hey, everyone, welcome to the grove. Im mario lopez. And im maria menounos. Life . Is baby save kanyes that babys cute kanye is giving up every detail to kims momnorth and revealing how his mothers into a downward spiral. Not just the most anticipated ever, but also his life saver . Baby north meets the world