Well ask him about that. Do you have a pout, dave . Yes, i use eggs. [ laughter ] you going to bring all your voices over to us too . I dont even know what youre talking about right now. Like these ladies are cuckoo or something. [ impersonating joe peshy ] i dont know what shes talking about over there. Whos this guy . Clown or something . Unbelievable, this guy. Unbelievable. Weve also got luxe for less. Lilliana will talk to us about find them for less. Yeah. Im ready. Here we go. Ready . Change is not a process for the impatient. Change is not a process for the impatient. Its by barbara reinhold. Can we say a happy birthday to my best friend Karen Swinson . Is she wearing one of those yes, she is. Thats what we wear all the time. Look how happy you look. Happy birthday to the beautiful girl. She is. Does it bother your good friend jamie that it bothers me . No, it doesnt. Everyones on the same Playing Field. No. Were in order. J. Lo who was with us yesterday shes been everywhere in new york. Does the woman sleep . She was on with seth meyers last night. Shes fun to be around. She talked about how close she is with her mom. Heres what she told seth about how much her mom loves vegas and how she comes to see her perform. Take a look. I heard youre spending some time in vegas. Ive heard your mother is a gambler. Is this true . Yes. Has she now taken your vegas residency as an opportunity to do this . When she found out, she was quite excited. She was very, very happy. Oh, ill come and see you i said, i know you will. Shows anyway. I dont know if any of you saw on kathie lee and hoda when she came to my show. Hoda came to my show on the Opening Night and my mom was there. There was a lot of celebrities who came Opening Night and bieber was there. We put hoda next to bieber. She saw my mom and hung out with my mom. She was like, leave bieber, im going to hang out with jennifers mom. Shes having a ball. My mom was dancing and looking i mean, she was being lupe. Thats her name. Lupe. Just to clarify. Oh, i want to be part of the family. You are. You are. Youre besties. I love that lupe. All right. Heres what she was talking about, the dancing. You know, just in case you didnt know. Thats what she was doing. Look at her. Look at hoda. No, look at lupe. Youre wondering. Every word. Come on, lupe. Straight to l. A. I dont know these words. Id be embarrassed. Look whos behind her. Rebel wilson. I cant tell. Well, she puts on quite a show. In all the years i was singing professionally, 40 years, my mom and dad never missed a show. They didnt . Never. Regis and i were doing it together and theyd stay to watch reg. Theyd come to rehearsal. They did . Did they know all the words . Every word, they did. You love your kids. Now, adele somebody cracking eggs over there . Whats going on . I found some eggs, im kinda crafting over here. And you have eyeballs. Adele opened her world tour in belfast this week and fans are talking about it. They say dont expect the big production like j. Lo. No costume changes at all. She just stands there in the middle of the stage and sings. Not even going to change her dress. By the way, she did wear that same dress during the entire concert which is awesome. Whos changing in between songs unless youre j. Lo or beyonce . Cher. All right. I just wear the same clothes over and over. I get it. But you have new shoes on today. We both do. Youve been wearing your tory birches for eight years. I switched to the these are the jenner girls. They came up with these shoes and left them for us downstairs. I never wear a heel this high. Theyre comfortable. I cant believe it. Hello. Yeah. All righty. So we always see helen mirren looking regal. This days shes gone rock and shes in great shape. Look how cute she looks. Look at her faded jeans and those boots. Everything. And the rock tshirt and blue nail polish. Is it blue . Oh, go, girl. She is wonderful. She is fun. And theres somebody else that looks different. That we havent seen in awhile. Goodman . Yeah. He weighed over 400 pounds now look at him. Good for him. He said he gave up alcohol. He gave up sweets. Sugar. And he started on that mediterranean diet. He looks like a different person. He looks like half the person. God bless him. Oh, my gosh hes already lost a hundred pounds. Look at the before and after. Hes already lost a hundred pounds. That mediterranean style diet is what everybody says works. And hes walking all over the place. Six days a week he exercises. Good for him. Last night, if you didnt voice, you missed this singer. She was near the end of her blind audition, none of the coaches had turned for her. Take a look at what happened. Yeah i said hell yeah oh [ laughter ] so only blake didnt. Imagine in like the last three seconds. Oh, my god, shes happy. Oh, my god, he just hoisted her up. Ended up after that makeout with adam and pharrell. She ended up picking christina as her coach. She sounded like janis joplin on that last note. Someone getting lifted up, i hate getting picked up. Because i feel like im a big person. When someone tries to pick me up i dont know why im thinking that. When im hoisted up ive only been hoisted a few times. [ laughter ] it is hump day. And hunk day. And our big hunk of the day is andy cohen. I dont know if youve seen his abs, this guy works out. We are featuring him today because tonight he is celebrating his 1,000th episode of watch what happens. I cant believe his bod. Lets just take a minute. Because thats pretty thats hard to look at because next to that is our own josef. I think they photoshopped his head onto my body. I think it happened. Oh, yeah, thats me. This episode the episode bravo. Guests are Kristen Chenoweth and okay. I think its really important. Time. Com combed through studies to find it out. People remember their first kiss more vividly than the first time they were in poughkeepsie, if you know what i mean. Who was your first kiss . John lee. I was 12 years old, it was behind Somerset Elementary School and he laid it on me. How was that . He was good kisser. Id never been kissed. Then i went on to chuck kennedy. Did he lick his lips . I dont know. He just took me by surprise. I was just standing there. I was sort of in shock. Were you hoisted . I wasnt hoisted until many years later. Are you a hoister or a hoistee . You know what . I was going to say im an oyster i dont know what it means. 59 of men, 66 of women have ended a relationship because someones a bad kisser. One guy i was crazy about one time i wont say his name, ill tell you in commercial break. I really thought he was the cats meow, my mother used to say. Well, he came at me and practically broke my teeth. That was not romantic. You know whats not romantic . When somebody comes at you with their mouth already open. I had someone who did that. Its like, what are you doing . He wanted to devour you. Its such a turnoff. Its like youre looking at this open mouth coming. A lot of dental work in there. And licking is not good. Yeah. Nobody wants all that. Anyway, the amount a couple kisses is proportional to their level of relationship satisfaction. A study found men who kissed their wives before they went to make 30 more money and are far less likely to get into a car accident. [ laughter ] we have no idea why that appears to be true. Youre not going to wreck the car if you kiss your wife. Kiss your wife in the morning. I think thats it. The ideal husband back in 1956 is still my idea of a perfect husband. Heres how they described it. Life magazine came up with a survey. This is what qualifies a great husband. They asked unmarried women this. Tall and blueeyed. Honest and involved in civic affairs. Athletic. Helpful around the house. Steady profession, well read, and yeah. My husband had all of those things. And its true today. Qualities that turned them off, men who are bossy, possessive, rude, stingy and unwilling to i think thats true now. Are you married, dave . Got the old ball and chain right there. For how long . Weve been together 12 years, married for almost 2. Long courtship. I had to get to know her. [ laughter ] dont want to rush into anything. But its worked out. All right. Were going to be back with well be back with you. I keep going over to him. I dont know why. All right. Hes moved on to a fuller house. Hes got big moves to share. You dont want to miss what dave coulier has to say coming up. In lots of different languages. Language working on my feet all day gave me pain here. In my knees. But now, i step on this machine and get my number which matches my dr. Scholls custom fit orthotic inserts. Now i get immediate relief from my foot pain. My knee pain. Find a machine at drscholls. 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One day a rider made a decision. The decision to ride on and save money. He decided to save money by switching his motorcycle insurance to geico. Theres no shame in saving money. Ride on, ride proud. Geico motorcycle, it was one of the most popular sitcoms of the early 90s. So popular it is still in syndication in more than a hundred countries. We are talking about full house. Where comedian and actor dave coulier spent eight seasons as joey gladstone. As you know, daves back in the netflix reboot fuller house. And it wouldnt be made without the tag line. Take a look. One of my missing shirts from 1989. This baby never went out of style. Because it never was in style. Jess, cut it out. Weird. Weird . Got to be weird for you. Called full circle. Because were right back where its a gift to work with these people. Camera. And you remained close very close. John stamos invited me to his hotel room last night and we ordered room service. And he had a gas problem. He had a gas problem. In his room or . No, he had a gas problem. He was proud of that because usually its me. What are you first of all, isnt john who could have any woman he wants . Yes. But a lot of people dont know this, he has little bird legs. He does. And a gas problem. A gas problem and bird legs. Weve seen his legs though. Yeah, i know. Did you see that picture . No. They cut him off at the legs . I think they photoshopped. Because its not that curvy. Ive seen it a lot. More than i want to. Well, well see it a lot youve got good news this morning. Apparently were just hearing this. I guess were back for season congratulations. That means they had huge success with it. Youve been around the block long enough to know that doesnt always happen. Yes, i know. Its really exciting. And the fans just love the show. And we really wanted to do a show for the fans. To heck with the critics. Theyve never liked us over the years. We wanted to make something the fans would enjoy. And theyre enjoying the heck out of it. And the jokes hold up. Watching you do that again, the jokes funny, isnt it . Yeah. What the heck have you been doing all these years since . Fishing. I like to go fishing. Play a little golf. I fly airplanes. You go to napa valley. I like to go to napa valley where the water is colored like this stuff here. You got to go to monterey for that. But what was it like the first like were there any nerves when you got back on the set . I looked at the set at warner brothers. We were only two stages over from where the original show i have to tell you when i saw the living room and the kitchen, i started to tear up a little bit. It was really emotional. When we all got back there, it took a good day to reacclimate myself. But it was as if no time had passed. We all clicked back into our silly jokes with each other, our characters. It was like a family reunion. Who do you think hasnt held up so well . I think john stamos butt. I think his butt hasnt no. You know, john does a line in the First Episode where he said damn we all look good. So its nice. People say how do you do it . I just drink out of the same coffee cup as john stamos. That does the trick. We have a clip. A lot of people are wondering where two little girls were. We love them dearly. Lets take a look. Wheres my little sis . Michelle sends her love but shes busy in new york running [ laughter ] little take to camera there. A little tongue in cheek. A bit. We adore them. Theyre part of our family. I personally was disappointed that i didnt get to share this moment with them. But theyre welcome to come back anytime. They know that. Theyre loved. Were happy to see you. Come back anytime. Take us out with one of your impressions. Or play again. Im going to play this right here. Its playing on netflix right now. The Grammar Police willing will be handing out violations right after this. I think we shouldve taken a left at the river. 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If youve had a heart attack, a bayer aspirin regimen can help prevent another one. Be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. Its winesday wednesday also known as the day we play who knew. And in case its not on your calendar, this friday is National Grammar day. Mark it, okay . We thought itd be fun to give everyone a grammar pop quiz. Hoda is across the street ready to hand out 100 to anyone who gets the questions right and for those who dont, they get one of her wonderful signed books. So everybodys a winner. With me is host of the grammar girl podcast and author of grammar girls quick and dirty tichz tips for better all righty. Before the break we asked this which of these words or expressions was not recognized by oxford dictionaries in 2015 . O clock. What is the answer . The answer is bloggish didnt make it in. People think that dictionaries choose words because theyre proper. Mostly they choose words because people use them. So if someone goes to look them up, they want the word to be there. Awesomesauce ive never heard those. I dont get out much. Yeah. They were apparently used enough to make oxfords cutoff for being included in the dictionary. Maybe itll make it this year. What you got . I think we have a school teacher. Whats your name . Beth anderson. Im from prince george, virginia. No pressure at all but the students are behind her. So good luck with this. What do you teach . English. Oh, gosh. Here we go. Senior english. Which famous movie title is not grammatically correct . Catch me if you can, honey i the galaxy. Honey i shrunk the kids. Yes so it is in the verb . Whats the proper pronunciation . Im not surprised an english teacher got it right. They conjugated it wrong. It should it be i have shrunk the kids, or i sclank the kids. Its one people have trouble remembering. We dont use it often. They didnt fix it before it went live. Maybe it was more lovable. It was about a family that was silly. It fits. I bet most people didnt realize it. Ill take your word for it. All right, hoda, whats the next one . We have lots of people with lots of questions here. I have no pressure on this either but hes a school superintendent. Whats your school . Hemlock school district. Youre home on a snow day. No pressure at all. No pressure here we go. Ready . All right. We did that one. No, i want that. Ready . Which of these words is not generally accepted as proper grammar . Conscientious, indispensable, irregardless. Which one . Rt me check with no, there is no checking ready . Which one . A. [ buzzer ] what a great day you wanted the book. Oh, i dont know if he was kidding or not. But tell him the real answer, please. I think his students are going to give him a hard time. Hes a supervisor. Irreg