Hello dear our favorite viewers. Hello, our dear beloved, the city of sochi has arrived, a city where you immediately feel so young and fit and not so married. The city of whose cafes and restaurants delight us with new dishes every summer and are not very happy with new prices. A city where vacationers in the sun increase the level of vitamin d in the body and at the concerts of our festival the level of humor and optimist here on the beach, unlike egypt, you wont meet sharks, even show business sharks. Because they are all here today looking forward to meeting you, dear friends. Well is the next evening at the 20th anniversary humor festival in sochi declared open . After all, sochi is unique, the city of jura, you know that only sochi schools have recreation lessons, its true, and what do they do in these lessons in the lower grades, swim in the sea , sunbathe, who gets sunburned the least gets an a, and in the senior grades, high school, learn. How to inflate a mattress and shout hot corn so that it can be heard even in adler , excellent students without exams enter Sochi University at the faculty of khachapurology and kebab teaching. Who finishes with red with his diploma, he is immediately given a tent right on the embankment. Now a comedian will take the stage. Hes definitely a standout and will always come up with something that will make everyone laugh, the jackofall trades gennady with the wind. Hello everyone friends. Do you know, i recently found myself in a funny story . Why anecdotal . Because it was related to anecdotes . Well, where there are jokes, there is always a good mood, and uh, i dont remember exactly who said this phrase, but about the jokes. Well, in my opinion, one of the weiner brothers is telling a joke, even if he is old, even, if bearded, but cool, it becomes even better over time, like a wellaged cognac. And if you dont mind, first two for fifty kopecks. Yes, that means you were happy, right . Yeah , the man caught a goldfish, the fish asks, let go, the man says. Yeah, now you can let go of three wishes later. Uh, man, theres a crisis all over the world right now. Now, if i fulfill one wish, i myself will be in execise. Okay, one thing happens. Rybka, im in moscow, and i have a dacha in the canary islands, and there are no planes. Im afraid, so i rarely go to the dacha. I need broadband concrete road from moscow to the canary islands. So man. Are you crazy. I wont even dare your desire. Give me a simple wish like a fish. I really love women. There have been a lot of you in my life. I always did everything for them, but they left me first, like a fish in the general scenario. Help me understand womens logic. She. In general, so man, youre concrete, where did canary want four lanes or six . Two men, a russian foreigner, are traveling on the train. Well, as usual, they drank. Thats true, the foreigner didnt want you to say, john here after a liter of vodka we can say we are best friends. Tell me what kind of apartment you have abroad, so that i know its not from the newspapers. Here, uh, so you can tell me. He says, oh, ivan after such a dose, ill remember now. This is how i come home. Yes, my room is my wifes room, a childrens room, a plumbing room, a room for parents , and a plumbing room for guests, a kitchen, a jacuzzi, a smoking room, a sports room, a room for storing food , a large hall, see the races and a balcony. Thats it ivan how are you . And what do i have, basically . The same thing, only without partitions. Friends, i told you all about it. I was recently invited to go fishing by my good comrades. I agreed with pleasure. But when i found out that out of all the fishing supplies, they only took three boxes of vodka. I somehow tensed up. I say, guys, probably not. They are genes well , youre in vain old man, you see, hes a fish there , this river is the ears of the king. What the hell, you didnt even take fishing rods, you didnt take fishing rods, but they took the fish there, and you will be responsible for the mood by the fire for a day, tales and jokes. You and sanya helicopter. I say, who is this, well, the former director of the carousel, hes fabulous, you know everything there, i went and didnt regret it, well, firstly, because i met this sanya. Well, he looked very peculiar, you know, how can you paint a portrait like that in a nutshell. Well, if you take a shrimp, throw in boiling water, take it out and add salt. And pepper and no teeth, no upper ones below, well, apparently, somewhere at work there was a collision with a carousel, so he was about fifty dollars and after the first fifty dollars. He said, despite the fact that youre from tv im telling you the reannected story today, well, the first one then lets start, he says at the waterfall in stagnant water. Two fish met a large fish, a predatory one with meterlong fins, and a small fish, small but active. I see that there are fishermen and big fish, looking at the small big fish , they devour the little ones, i didnt look away, yes, but where do we find them. I got hooked on the word little and offered him an anecdote that the little girl herself had come up with. Theres a sandbox here. Swarm sand, no toys in the wrong place. Just dig sand have fun enjoy life ro. No, my name is tanya, 35 years old. All. Just not to work. Like a man running home from work, he shouts, luda, set the table. open up our bar. Take money, buy food for the entire fivestory building. Today im treating everyone to luda. Im taking a walk. She tolik was promoted at work. I also want to be happy. Well, he said luda, i was fired from my job, even boobs. What are you, you idiot, they put the rest of them in prison luda. I say sanya, firstly, its an old joke, and secondly, its sad, and ill give you a short answer. Go to eternal. Yes, the husband comes home to his wife of ice years, and i excused you on vasya. And i also tell you the first of april on the third of july. July 6, by the way, is international kissing day. A man went out to smoke near the entrance. Here the window of the first floor is open, he stands and hears voices there , one voice, so where are our little eyes . And the counters and the navel is the second voice. I dont understand, were having sex or taking inventory. I say july 8th is the day of family love and fidelity. The husband decided to test his wife for fidelity. He returns two days early from a business trip with his key to open the door and bursts into the apartment. Balcony no one under the bed no one in the closet no one in the kitchen no one, and the task is looking at his wife like that, she looks back at such hits they say, well, senya will have to do it herself , the woman lives on her own without a husband. But eight for the sake of the children and all boys. And everyones name is boris wow, whats wrong . Well, judge for yourself , boris is beautiful, her name, how does she differentiate between them . Elementary by patronymic . I got hooked on the word boris, i say, grandfather Boris Borisovich borisov came to the doctor for an appointment, the doctor said, the father of the problem. No, son, my wife sent me, just to check his body do a technical inspection, she is 25 years old. I fulfill any of her wishes immediately. Wow, father , shes 25 meters apart, hes 80 meters. Dont be surprised, she and i, by the way, are expecting a little one, grandpa is still hoohoo. Oh, oh, father, just sit down and rest. I ll tell you a story for now. I have a friend who is a hunter. He didnt miss a single season. He and the guys went hunting for wild boars. Tomorrow today they are sitting in a tent drinking, uh, telling stories. Suddenly one man runs into the tent , also a hunter, and says, guys, the wild boars found out, that we are the first to attack here. The wedge of the wild boar goes to the tent. He just goes to the tent or something, youre not nervous, everyone grabs a gun and everyone is on the street, and my friend says he drank more than anyone. He grabbed the umbrella from the umbrella. Run out no no, its nothing. He is an experienced hunter. She is the main boar rushing at him, ironically. Boar, grandfather says, and that she threw off the umbrella, took aim and pressed the button. Grandfather says, are you okay . The boar is dead . Baby, yes, well, this cant be the doctor says, so im talking about the same thing grandfather our fishing turned out to be magnificent and i remembered a phrase from a wonderful writer on this topic. Antoine de saintexupery, the greatest luxury in the world is the luxury of human communication. And here we are with you. This is how we communicate directly without any gadgets without phones, and i wish you, friends, direct communication, from which you would receive exceptional pleasure. Do you know, yur, that gennady and i studied at the same Theater Institute and completed the acting and directing course . All the numbers that we then worked in the theater were used in 90 composed and the ideas were by gennady vetrov , such a person, you can applaud him, right . We continue. Yes, yura, this Famous Artist has simply amazing talent, he always appears where people laugh. Yura, you got it a little mixed up; they always laugh where he appears, and theres nothing surprising about that, after all. This is the legendary maestro of our humor, a real holiday man. In that case, friends. With coming. More precisely, with a permanent participant performing on stage. This is the twentieth festival of humor, popularly beloved, vladimir i see my beloved faces knocking more fully in my heart for half a century, bow to you all for devoting your evening to me. I was waiting for this meeting of ours, and this meeting of ours is superior to our beloved lord, as the best reward in the world. Not even an option for the farthest row. I wish you that they will be waiting for you at home with love, but most importantly, be healthy, happy and healthy and hachiko confetti into the world and for you love and hope our viewers loved us trust souls faith love and hope beloved hello hello i believe. Dear friends, i wish you good health and the main world in our home. Well, you know, i remembered one such case when two friends meet, the company says to each other. Do you remember i had sclerosis . I found such a doctor. He cured everything for me, he said, what are you talking about, misha, i also have sclerosis. Give me the last name of this doctor, please, last name. The name of the doctor is simple, this one, but this flower is splintered with thorns, he says, rose and you dont remember rose, the name of the doctor who visited me. Just like that, take care of your memory. But now i wanted to partner with you. This is kirill yusuf to show a number that has not yet been seen. Hello, have a rest, yeah, im basking in the sun, waiting for a girl. And this is this longlegged brunette. So you are sergei , how do you know . Its not just me, the whole hotel knows sergei, also sergei. Come on on the windowsill. My wife also wants all this. Find out what the problem is . Listen, boy, i came here to rest, not to do all this in the morning, i need to get ready, not eat anything, do some exercises. I finally take my teeth out and brush it i courted her for six months, she was a gymnastics champion. Do you have any idea what they are doing there, but they are listening. Why does she need flowers in front of everyone dara well, because i like her , a russian man cannot like 101 roses. I gave my wife five nails for her wedding, stop raising the bar. Which i used every year. In terms of. When you started her birthday fur coats after 30 years of marriage, i moved on. Well, just congratulations. Lets make it 45 years next year. So i thought of saying, sorry, i forgot. Sclerosis because of you all plans are ruined so man, stop blaming the problem now on the healthy one. And listen again. Can you not kiss in public all the time . Well, if we just want to, and mine is looking at you, she also wants to. The last time i kissed her was 5 years ago, when she was sick with the flu, and i needed a newsletter. So listen, i dont want to discuss this. These are no longer your problems, couples, these are your problems too. Youve gone too far. The plank wont last you long. You understand, look, you give her flowers every day. Well yes, sooner or later money will run out sex six times a day. You wont last long like this, and when it gets smaller, she will start looking for someone else, so what do you suggest . But you turned to a professional. So lets sit down. I will turn me on, lets say sex. Six times six years everyone is happy interestingly, in short, i will save your relationship as interestingly as firstly, you look too good, she is jealous of every pillar, so i suggest you use my authors diet. Its called a hand grenade o i wonder what kind of diet . Tell me, ill write it down for you you eat everything with mayonnaise. Yeah, even tea makes you so sick, they cant find out later. Well , its kind of strange, but lets say ill write it down, just in case, secondly, yeah, youre drinking like that right now. Well, 7 glasses of vodka and two beers. Yeah, you go to her room, go to bed. Yeah , and this will all help our relationship, yes. Look, shes yelling at you. But you wont remember this, it turns out. She was emotionally discharged and you slept usefully, then it is useful, but as i dont understand, this is your ideal relationship. Fine. There are no flowers, but it happens to you that you wake up in the morning, look at the beer and think, thats why i contacted you in the evening, you dont want to tear your lips away from it. Yes . It happens. This is true pure love. Burn should also sound logical. And just like that, go ahead, get drunk on vodka and go to bed in your room. Look, maybe we can start together. Well, so that i dont forget and i did everything right, eh. Kid, so you should get drunk and go to sleep, i guess. They get drunk and go swimming naked in the storm. I know you, thats all ended. I understand, thank you for the advice, i wont distract you, i cant katyunya oh now im lenke hello len, all these rabbits will no longer disturb our sleep. Well, we did it in february. Thats it, lets discuss it in august. Vladimir vinokur kirill yusup thank you thank you thank you friends. Thank you to me spasskaya in the previous episodes everything is fine with you, investigator anna spasskaya , you are avoiding the child. Well, stop putting pressure on me. Well, please give me time, i cant be with him, i cant talk. Perhaps oleg has a chance. I think you should sort out your feelings. Anna goes headlong into the investigation, russia sber presents a loan as allow yourself more every month, return 2. 5 of the rate with sber bonuses thank you, hurry up to apply for a loan with increased cashback. 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Im alone now, everyone who has a mouth everywhere buzova buzova buzova they create day and night so successfully escaped from house 2 that she recently entered the moscow art theater let the evil ones be jealous gossipers. Yes, ill go to hell for olyas sake. And believe me, she will make her debut in the sovremennik role of mumu. This good old classic will be free. Its not just to play with tender passion, blazing gerasim, she will have to play the role, but the streams of those who want to be angelic and finish smoking in order to see the soffito shining like gerasim of her utopia. Russian pop shows on the most exciting topics right now for you in sochi, lets go. The infection, let it pass within itself, lord, go to the monkey, let us bloom and the gardener. We are waiting for roses to bloom, may tears to shed. Womanish, gentle, there is no one to pick the flowers, i want to scream for fun. What have you come to, fabulous ivan is sitting down for me. 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Oh, i actually had an incident here recently. Recently there was stress on my stage. And he could have had it, but it seemed that he was vaccinated, and i relaxed and gave autographs for the whole village. They were already vaccinated, everyone can see andrey. He has a qr code. Why are you sitting and slowing down . You and i will have nothing to do until there are antibodies. There is a heart of the body. We light up the best city of sochi and then you will have an easy life, charge yourself, charge sochi, fill your hearts with light and your friends will give you their smile. If i intervened quickly. Get up, smile, ill take a dip, if failure is in your hands, it lies and youll catch yours. Still came. Friends, i can say without false modesty that our festival is not only the most fun, but also the most musical, and we say this, not we , but one very famous singer, ladies and gentlemen, says this. Attention attention superstar super singer super father Sergei Lazarev hello sochi hello festival. Thank you so much for these warm messages. Applause is such a warm welcome, i love sochi madly and every time i step on the stage of this hall. Always feeling an extraordinary joy from meeting a viewer from the sea nearby. And of course, from this loud applause, friends. The blue eyes of the mohbit on the dress blossomed and i promised to love, then he forgets and laughs, as if he had nothing to do with it, he cares so much, he kisses so tenderly the area of ​​the heart, warmly. I run away, but her eyes call back again and she flies with me like a magnet, and i dont sleep. Im crazy ill get off and dont hit my head, thats all. Its all her. And im again so quick bullets sweetie no. I cant understand why exactly shes not back , her eyes are calling again and she flies with me like a magnet and day. Im not sleeping, im going crazy and my head is full of hatred. 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How do you manage to remember, in order to win a woman s heart , its possible to show off your wit, but not in the company of these actresses , in return they can show off their wit like that, that the brilliant Natalya Korosteleva and svetlana rozhkova will not appear in order to experience all the joy for you , i woke up for you. Oh, it happened, my nikolai remembers. Ay listen for a long time worse worse. Oh, i cant breathe now. Rollsroyce is leaving the russian market. You can do it like this, just wait who and i also heard a terrible thing, petrov oh, what are you afraid of, terrible be strong in spirit igor the rybinsk Diamond Exchange has banned transactions with russians. Your holes, only my pension is 300 rubles. All that was left was to buy diamonds. Well, nothing, nothing egoryevna. I ill invest in precious metals, i lay down, and there are two iron teeth. What is it . Refused to bring new iphones to russia for 100,000 rubles. 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Thats a cool pressure on the back of the head. I lay there, and something happened to me in my head. No well its rushed, what did you and i think . Here they are all sorts of dirty tricks. This one is doing things against us , yes sans, and these and you . Should we answer or not . So this is why we stopped supplying them with grain and fertilizer. Thats it well, the Little Things neftegaz all of them are without them and without gas in the winter. And when people freeze, everyones hands are in it, it s a pity, a pity, a pity for the people. I dont know, its not their fault. And the mountains on lets collect my parcel. Ha, come on, they dont have water. No, wow, i have it there, i have it there. I have. Theres a bottle of sparkling water there vulgar. You wash and wash your things, you need warm ones. Take off your socks. Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on, shoot, dont be greedy, come on. I filmed everything. What are you watching . One spare wheel and take off your jacket, please. I better tie my happy ones together; they wont fit in this parcel box. They dont mind the bag. Youll give it back, come on. Email next our guest is a wonderful writer , humorist, his peru owns the numbers of the brightest stars of russian humor, evgeny petrosyan, vladimir vinokur, elena stepanenko and many others, but for alexey shcheglov, he i refused to write this for a long time why, apparently, i somehow didnt get around to myself on our humor aleksey shcheglov citizens on vacation welcome to our medical luxury sanatorium on the seashore gastritis, paradise two stars as experience shows after a holiday in our sanatorium with you there will be a healthy stomach, a healthy lung and a healthy sea. We are close to 10 m from the Main Building during a storm, you can swim without leaving your room. When swimming in the sea, be careful, otherwise there was an incident in the last race a pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna, almost drowned. Fortunately, a tourist , gurgen ashotovich, was nearby, who gave her artificial respiration by birth in the mouth. After this , klavdiya viktorovna began to drown three times a day. In our sanatorium we offer you various procedures. When you go for procedures, be careful, otherwise there was a case of a pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna, getting into a medicinal bath. True, i didnt immediately notice that tourist gurgen ashoty was already lying in the bathtub. And when i noticed it, i thought that this was the healing effect baths. And what do you think, in one session i was cured of depression, stress, sciatica, and the session was enough, unlike gurgen ashotovich, who got depression , stress and sciatica . On the territory of our sanatorium, follow the safety rules, otherwise there was a case where one woman, while her husband was undergoing procedures, brought her lover into the room, and her husband did not return her lover on time. What the mother gave birth to, ran out onto the balcony, climbed over the railing and hung in her arms, at that time, on the floor below, a pensioner from ryazan , klavdiya viktorovna, came out onto the balcony. What was it like for her . Surprise when she saw half a man hanging in the air in front of her. She screamed, lord send me a whole man. At that moment, the mans fingers slipped and he fell straight into the arms. Klavdia viktorovnas man turned out to be tourist gurgen, ashotavich. All night long , cries for help were heard from klavdia viktorovnas room. Our sanatorium has its own beach, the beach is sandy, but in some places it lies. A tourist from voronezh lost her passport last year and cannot leave. You will find a lot of entertainment on the beach. I just ask you, dont buy it services from locals, otherwise there was a case, a pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna, decided to fly on a parachute with a sunset; in flight, the cable broke and the pensioner was carried by the wind straight to the Main Building. Klavdiya viktorovna flew through the balcony into someone elses room and landed on the bed on which tourist gurgen ashotovich was resting. Purgen ashotovich weighed 120 kg, its unclear how he jumped out the window. We offer you many excursions to our sanatoriums, the most popular excursion is to the cognac factory with tasting for convenience delivery after tasting. I advise everyone to write their room number on their forehead in advance with a felttip pen. I ask you, behave decently, otherwise there was an incident near the building where a worker mixed concrete. A tourist in the burg went to shotovich after tasting and thought that it was medicinal mud. He stripped naked and smeared himself with concrete from head to toe. Later in the evening, walking along the alley , a pensioner from ryazan, klavdia viktorovna , saw a lonely sculpture of Michelangelos David and decided to chop off a fragment for herself as a souvenir. She took a stone and hit a fragment of the sculpture. In the Central Building there is a first aid station on the territory of our sanatorium, if something happens to you, go there. Do not selfmedicate, otherwise there was a case where a tourist gurgen ashotovich had a stye on his right eye ; a pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna, decided to help him the Old Fashioned way. She approached tourist and spat in his right eye. But she hit the left one. Gurgen ashotovich started to run, but the pensioner ran after him and spat until he got where he needed to be . The next day, the tourists stye went away, but hiccups began klavdiya viktorovna i decided to help scare the man again. Burgena shotovich walked in the evening and feces himself calmly and did not touch anyone suddenly from the darkness with a cry. You kiss me everywhere. Klavdia viktorovna jumped out and bit him on the leg. The tourist could not be pumped out for two hours for a week, he was afraid to leave the room, but since then gurgen, ashotovich no longer hiccups. He doesnt talk at all anymore. Stray cats walk around the territory of our sanatorium, please do not feed or touch them. And then there was a case where a local cat climbed a palm tree and meowed pitifully past, men walked and five of them climbed onto palm tree to save the cat. Under the weight of the men , the palm tree bent almost to the ground, the cat and four men jumped off, and the fifth tourist gurgen, ashotovich, before the palm tree had time, sharply straightened up. At that moment i went out onto the balcony. A pensioner from ryazan, klavdia viktorovna, she raised her eyes to the sky and whispered. 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We are making three out of this absolutely faceless room different functional areas ideas are overflowing. We want to turn the radiator. Artyom will be full of work and a lot of plans are turning into projects of our heroes before our eyes. Real stone flowers will bloom soon. Becomes a reality, look, let big changes into your home tomorrow at 11 50 on the channel, russia the artist whom we are seeing now gets by with almost no words , only facial expressions and gestures. Well, without further ado, yuri askarov himself announces the humor on stage. Im pretending to make faces. It would seem that its time for a grown man to take up his head. I still cant. Today, before your eyes , friends, i decided to correct myself in the literal sense of the word, but not without help, brave , charming and courageous. Spectators. There is one in the hall. And i wanted to ask a willing spectator to come on stage to me. Raise a hand. Im in demand. Yes, two hands, who dares to come on stage with me. Come to me, my dear. Lets come here lets go youre applauded bagel hello please come in and look at these beautiful people. Watch how you love. How did you buy into the ovation . Yes, this is true, sochi love. Well, lets get acquainted. What is your name Svetlana Svetlana me yuri svetlana are you amorous . No, no, well, thats what we immediately thought, right . Touchy, no offense to the world. Maybe not everyone can escape. Are you married . Yes, is your husband not in the room . Well, it was not in vain that we met. I invite you to become my wife today. Do you agree . Lets imagine that you and i have become husband and wife and have already had a wedding. And here are our relatives. Look, they applaud you gorky com gorky good, a man deserves it. I decided to give you a gift. And this is a beauty. Ahh, alloy wheels, perforated leather, sixspeed gearbox lada kalina i tried. Lets get into our carriage. Why is the door shining, right . Okay, welcome to the car navigator, 21st century, thats it, seriously. Lets turn on the music. Lets press. The car has an expensive brayer with a thick muarda, svetochka is turning on something wrong. Well, there are people around. Give me a normal composition, but not mine, not mine turn on the navigator some good song delicious atmosphere. You and i are dancing in this club today, the dj is playing music just for us. Some kind of overly active svetochka well, lets start. Attention, you have a flat tire, you need to pump it up. To do this, svetochka needs to get out of the car. Lets see if the tire actually has a flat. Have you ever rocked the wheels no. Let me show you what it looks like. Look here. Sama yes, let me spend my whole life watching you rock the wheels, sit down. So start . What did you think car 2003 . I did my best . Yes, i myself am here , there is an arch, take the Steering Wheel in your hands, there is an arch, there is a brick hanging there. There will be no one, no police, drive calmly. Come on, come on, danger. Good afternoon, lieutenant. Mukhin, your document, please, light, i will come to the rescue. Im a man. My friend , we are being chased, you are transported to another time. Continues the family of masters he is in the circus art your applause sochi sveta bravo look how they love you and me. Look how they applaud you, sochi thank you friends. Thank you continue applause applause report to my husband to me to my wife. As one classic said, if a man could understand what a woman is thinking, he still wouldnt believe it. He just wasnt familiar with the work of one brilliant actress. After her performance, one can quite understand the woman to believe and admire her as the most charming classic of our humor. Magnificent Klara Novikova by the way, im glad to see you toasted and smoked, how wonderful. Well, you see, the twentieth festival. Its my anniversary too, right . I never hide. In general i ill say 75. Well, yes, we can imagine for my life. How many times was i announced on stage, who didnt announce me, with which artists, did i not go out to see my son, with which ones did i go out with . I will never forget them, my adults, my amazing artists, with whom i studied, with whom i started, and i want to tell you that kolya baskov, who also hosts this festival, kolya baskova, i have known him for nine years, he is with my daughter masha i went together to a childrens music studio. I remember just a few years ago. It was my anniversary. This it was about five years ago. Kolya announced me at this anniversary, and then he bowed to me. This young artist then kolya basque was greeted by our beloved , our amazing Klara Novikova , and this year she said, kolya and i would like the whole hall to stand up. He said kolya and mentioned it. I stood nearby and the audience stood up and commemorated as much as they wanted, in the best possible way, but it turned out how it happened, everything that had happened in my life, who i had never met on my son, who i had not gone out with. You are not a marina where i just didnt have it. U i had a concert, my first strict prisoner camp in my life is lying, damn it. Camp, city of stepnogorsk, northern kazakhstan, us artists. Eh, the Camp Director takes a long time and says that we cant do it, then we cant. These cannot be some cutting objects. In general, we were so intimidated. The men were in maximum security for 25 years. And here we are going to this concert and along our road there are these guys in swimsuits. And suddenly i see our poster, and im hysterical. I laughed so hard they decided that i was peekaboo, and this was our poster hanging and our programs are on our way. You understand that everything can be everything. For some reason i remembered an old joke. Maybe you know him, the heat is terrible, the refrigerator squeals to moscow and there is a refrigerator there. Penguins they cant take the penguin to another city without the cold. He screams a refrigerator truck to moscow. And suddenly it breaks, what should i do . Penguins may die ; the driver jumps out. He opens the car and sees there are already dead penguins, only two of them breathing. What to do . He runs up and sees a police car and says, listen listen. Help me please. Take this penguin. Send them to the zoo and they wont die. I will answer. For this , the wonderful guy, the policeman stops the car, and the mercedes car is driving, open and silent. Theres music all over the street, a policeman, guys, just kids like that, dont rush anywhere. Well, take two penguins. Well, take them to the zoo. Thank god everything was great and we left after 3 hours. The same policeman, you see, is coming. The same car , the same boys, the music is still loud , two penguins are sitting in the back with balloons and ice cream. Policeman stop, guys. I asked you to take me to the zoo. They say, we were at the zoo and went to the theater. Now were going to the circus. These are the stories. This is some kind of huge, beautiful life, without you there could be nothing in my life. You know doctors , they have the hippocratic oath, they take an oath to treat, heal the sick, we artists do not take such a hippocratic oath or any other, we dont have one like that, but without an oath, to love you. No, not a single artist. And this is love for many years already it seems to me, youll forgive me that i take this courage upon myself. It seems to me that it has been mutual for so many years. So many years. I have been coming on stage to you for so many years. And so i believe, i believe, i think that i can talk about anything. I think all i want is all women of age. No no. I once came up with the phrase, age for women begins when a cosmetic bag gradually becomes a first aid kit. Yes, over time, but there is a phrase about men too. I didnt invent it. Not me, but she exists, and i took her for myself. The age of men begins when the call girls come to ambulance. I want to tell you. Mikhail mikhailovich zhvanetsky and i have 28 years of friendship, with him for 28 years. We were together. Oh, he was an amazing person and he was so understanding and treated women with such understanding. And how he loved them, and so just like that, i want to tell you mikhail mikhal zhvanetsky said the phrase we must run, we must run , we must run, we must run. Oh, but nowhere. I ran out, as if i were running away now, as if i were running down the street now, young, pretty. My god, the back is straight, the shoulder blades are straight, the hair is parted. I i look at myself in the window. How pretty would you like to improve something about yourself . Nothing, i run, run, run past the shop windows. And oh, my Favorite Jewelry store, my god, there are so many of them, ive buried suitors here. So i asked them for the crown of the russian empire. I asked for a small ring, a thin small ring as a keepsake. I stood there, picked out a window, turned around to show him what i liked, and him and trace would just run away, run away, and where am i going to go to my Daughters School now . Im running to my Daughters School and along the road and i mentally scold. Well, why are you such rubbish . Why dont you want to teach . Why, and then ill see her kiss him, feed him deliciously and think, my god. But where will she get the thirst for knowledge . Shes just like her father. But his thirst for knowledge appeared only in the last grade, when he was drawn to the teacher. I run and i carry on. I run further you know where i run next to my beloved my beloved. You know what love is. I want to breathe, no, not to my husband, to my husband. 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