Lyubal, lyubal, lyubal, dont worry so much, i will personally monitor your daughters diet, well, in terms of gender relations, ill also keep an eye on it, if something suddenly happens to me ill call you, okay, call, vasya , call, im sorry, im late, everythings fine , van, please go to the gazelle, were on the box there, it seems we forgot the red wig, okay, listen, ver, i need to leave now, not for long, loskutov with you, the children know. What to do is great, but if something goes wrong, vasya also knows what to do, and you just write back to me based on the results, okay, and lets not be traumatic, i ask you, ill just film myself right here when in 20 years , nothing, van, ill wait, good shooting to you, everything good luck. He has business, he will catch up with us on the road, everyone sat down, roll call, fumes, here, makarova, here, we only dont have tropilov, vera sergeevna, its like the moment before sunstroke, there is. A person who knows something about olegs disappearance, this conversation wont solve me, you need evidence, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them, you think that you are a hunter, and he is the game, but if on the contrary, the secret cherishes , from january 2 on rtr, i thought that was it. Its not about not playing, yes, yes, thats it, there are no two opinions think, this is all here, play or maybe, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairytale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition, here there are questions about how everything is running, i really want to check, seriously , this is flirting, obviously, just to have a look, lets go. It must have been edible, i had in mind , of course, a bear, when such a stinking little one spoke, a hint in general, the most important team, if 100,000 is not there, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game , this program five against one, oops five against one on saturdays on rtr. Stanislavsky, director , gillerovsky, reporter, his method is to work on himself, i really want to go to the khitrovka, this is a very dangerous place, i myself dont go to the khitrovka without a knucklebone without a whip, well, look what happened to him, he was killed, tell me , your scarf, his motto, dont believe it after all, everything you just said is not true, after all, i dont believe that ksenia andreevna could have killed, which means we need to look for the real killer, him. The topic works flawlessly, so whats there you say, stanislavsky, cunning, the sign of four, an unusual dramatic twist, just like shakespeare, january 1 on rtr. Pass the straw to vera sergeevna . I have an idea . Not yet, but you cant be late for registration, ill think of something now, you go, kuznetsova, just do as i said, thats it, lets go, stop. Oh , its not fate im dreaming of peterzen, forgive me, a childrens play, the actor needs to be replaced there, what a childrens play, aleshkovsky, youre completely crazy, bye, well , stay in your hole, okay, im no longer your agent, i understand, im sorry, i understand. So stop, im not a racehorse, these games are bad, im serious, ive already stayed , but ill wait, i still have a play, the main role, are you going to play vadiks place, well, someone else, wow, bessas script, come on, support me, well, according to the text , come on, get ready, lets go, where, to the festival, seriously, the father of the security guards set up a video, come on, lets go, you wont get into trouble, me, seriously . Thank you, marin, please, i just cant stand it when someone ruins grandiose plans. Come on, come on. Hello, do you want to film with petrosnaya . And vanya . He flew away, well, you liked the first petrosn, what are you worth and the role . They sacrifice their careers for their children. Please urgently book me a ticket to novorossiysk, urgently. I have to see this with my own eyes, i have to see this with my own eyes, so agent, will you just let him go . Listen, ive been his ambassador for a whole year, i need a timeout, and you arkasha, a good artist, but not vanechka lyushkovsky, so once again you have to shut up and crawl away, what do you suggest . Ill fly for. Peterson will show him a real aleshkovsky, who only knows how to punch faces and drink, and then hides his ass behind the backs of youngsters. Peterson wont believe you, even after this . Where did you get that . You are a lousy agent, kiraya georgievna, since you dont know how to store incriminating evidence on your charges and change the password on your computer. Delete it, quit it. But lyushkovsky changed it. With his ex, started a fire in his hometown, beat up some proletarian, arent you tired of dealing with this idiot . Wait, about fire, no one knew what a bastard you are rakhman, and why am i worse than you, i clung to him like a banalist, i wanted to make a star out of him so that he would lay golden eggs for you, but it wasnt because of great love that you dragged him into your bed. Hello, hello, hello, lets run, run, run, stand, let us in, let us in, who will be . We came to see our guys, of course, of course, to support the younger generation, yes, especially since one of the roles turns out to be played by aleshkovsky himself, when will you see this again, yes honored artist, who am i, me, and who awarded me this title, no, well, the president didnt seem to call, no, of course, i taught at a theater school, yes, but i didnt finish my studies, i was kicked out in the third year for poor academic performance, well, not for the most exemplary behavior. Yes, i personally confirm that aleshkovsky is not a professional actor, maybe we will consider other options, we are not late, we would have done it earlier without a comeback. You cant be friends with sweeties i am black from the seas of svar, bloody hand, you say, yes, we will be like. Real pirates roam the endless expanses of the ocean. Production, presented by a team from novorossiysk, elendzhik and dimnomorsk. But before i announce the winner, lets take another look at our young participants. Attention to the screen. Novorossiysk studio under the direction of honored artist alexei tverdovsky. In their repertoire. Such great playwrights as shakespeare, tennessee williams, chekhov, the gelendzhik studio, under the direction of olga nesterevna, the guys managed to shine in productions based on the works of kiplin and many others. Head of the childrens room studio from devnomorsk, the wellknown ivan aleshkovsky. The main intellectual of our country , just 2 months ago, amused himself by singing, getting into fights, destroying private property, now he changed his hobby a little, teaching children how to play twains uterus on stage. its not me, honestly, rakhmanov climbed into the cloud, in general, it doesnt matter, he should have been removed immediately, oh well, im in this video, not you, forgive me, leshkovsky, its not me you should have asked, you should have asked. Hear immediately, go home, text, stripe would not leg broken, i wouldnt spoil anything for them, mr. Peterson, mr. Peterson, what about the contract, im ready to sign, sorry i really dont remember you. We have an emergency, come to the Cultural Center urgently. In short, they say inside that they wont come out until the equipment is removed. Its clear. Why dont you go there . According to the instructions, we are waiting for the ministry of emergency situations or a team from the center. Right, come with me, he will receive the colonel posthumously, hey, terrorists, there are hostages, we have a bomb, yes, what are you, tnt, hyxagent, it doesnt matter , tell them to take their bulldozers, otherwise well blow everything up here, for sure, yes, its logical, considering that you want to save your recreation center, yes, ivan ilyich, but be our hostage, otherwise suev refuses, and what am i doing . And im a loser in your opinion, get out of here, come on, lets go and pick me up at the department again, ivan ilyevich promised, ivan ilyevich did, thats it, lets run, well meet, alishkovsky, why am i protesting, youll demolish and run over me, so and tell me, i have nothing else to do, thats right, thats right, so well, well, as a matter of fact, so what kind of news do you have here, yes so we decided to somehow diversify our boring lives, do something before the journalists swoop in. Come on, come on, okay, ill do it, whos in charge, wind up, wind down, you know me, that s it, the building is cancelled, ive got the papers tomorrow, its clear, thats it, were leaving, were leaving, lets go, come on, come on, come on , i felt like i was my master, well, well, i want to thank my small homeland for my happy childhood, like this, well, were gone, so its like this, you, you, you, and you two, come to my department, quickly, and you youll get by, i dont have a monkey bar rubber, what did you hear . And i have nothing to do with the mayor, so that means a violation of public order, plus an unauthorized rally, go ahead, lets apply, kuznetsova, how do you look at a serious relationship with a guy who doesnt have a diploma for a permanent job, and suddenly theres no job, yes, i think, looking at this entire portfolio, they wont hire me anywhere else, well , i can offer you a teaching position in. The salary is really small, but the insurance is premium, i agree, in the corridor, wait, dear, good morning, sir peterson, this is the director, apparently to me, well, youre russian, i havent chased so much after one actor, are you going to my project, are you going to play in my project, yes . Annat , yes or no, answer, ah, i, im sorry , mr. Peterson, while my colleague is thinking, i would like to clarify, how would you feel about the candidacy of an actor with a damaged limb, a disabled person who suffered for the truth , by the way, tear us off with our hands, okay, send us. In short, im letting everyone go, fined a thousand rubles each and 3 hours of community service, get the equipment from the foreman, dismiss the foreman, i have one socially useful job here, again you and your boats, ilya semyonovich, and who will paint the stops, and who will straighten the right bank, pushkin, alexander . if it werent for the studded tires, then santa claus wouldnt really exist, well, man , lets quickly solve the issue on the spot, and then we galloped on, i mean we galloped, i already called the Traffic Police, theyll come now, draw up a protocol, well sign, court will decide who is to blame, then lets gallop along to your business, man, are you . What, one hour until the new year, what Traffic Police . We have an accident. At first glance, the naked eye can see a geometric violation of the trunk with elements of deformation plus damage to the paintwork. But you just have a scratch. Not just a scratch. A scratch 3 cm 7 mm long. The depth of damage to the paintwork. It turns out that well wait a year, so this is what you look like, who . Well, the one who jokes about last years bread in the store on january 1st, im just following the law, i dont break it i will, at i have everything in my car , a warning triangle, a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit , reflective clothing items, be considered a violator , guilty, fucked up, have you learned all the rules by heart, i read all apple license agreements to the end, there are only 53 pages, i want, so that everything is as it should be, as it should be, as it should be, so that santa claus congratulates the deer on the backbone. But you werent dealing with a deer on the road, youre insulting me , that means the article, yes, wait, wait, man, well, well, lets agree, i wont pay you anything, the new years miracle is nothing to me and i dont need it, but i need it, i have brain damage, and besides, im scared this year. Well wait, guys, let s do this, were leaving now, and on january 11 at 9 am well meet right here, im the first to get you two cars, let alone for repairs, i ll give you more money on top, but just let me go, i beg you , grandfather, let me go, but what am i saying, please go, here we have mr. Integrity, and why are you looking at me . Youre stalling for time, draw up a protocol. What the hell is the protocol . If im home in 20 minutes i wont turn out to be, my wife is not just a report, she will draw up an Expert Opinion on me. And what can i do . Is this your job . But imagine, if you were suddenly a cashier in a store, i came to you for groceries, you sold them for me, but with what . To be honest, i dont know why its needed either, but its included in the helmet service, its already paid for, why not use it, hello, damn it, ive been working as an emergency commissioner for 5 years, this is the first time that ive been called before the new year, and not after, okay, lets go see what we have there, who do we want . Wait a little longer, maybe the ministry of emergency situations or gas . Service , why the hell are you giving him ideas , and what else should i have called mostgaz, although no, i dont need that, my car doesnt have gas equipment, but i dont know about santa claus, although he seems to have a 2002 car, for such cars according to the law of the Russian Federation , it is prohibited to install gas equipment, although who am i telling, you are a state traffic inspector , you know everything without me, let me just shoot him, all right, men, why did you call me, and all you have there is a wing ready for painting, and a small scratch, a spoiled holiday for thirtyfour families, why thirty four, well, 30 at my holiday, four of ours, any court will acquit me, man, man, do you understand that im serious . Accidents are caused when the car cannot be restored, or when there are victims, so we have victims, it kills me morally when someone does not comply with the law, i want everything to be fair, fair, fair, fair, i the drunk should be sitting at home in front of the salad, and you . And im drunk but at work. Man, dont you understand, if we dont leave in 5 minutes, someone will drag you in anyway, probably even she will drag you in now. Drink, i didnt understand , well, what kind of yoshkinmatryoshkin is this, who is this immortal here, who needs to forge arms and legs and straighten his head, it s necessary to call us on new years eve, who is silent, its scary to answer there. Yes, i called, its just that when the accident happened, it wasnt immediately clear whether the person in the second car was alive or not, and i decided to play it safe, called, and then this started happening, i didnt have time to cancel the call, its a sin, tell me your additional number, now i ll cancel your call, who are you, is that you . Constantly , when the teacher finished the lesson, she said there were questions , you said, i have, yes, its you , when they tell you, the nearest operator will be free in 48 minutes, you wait for him, yes, you were following me, man, what youre taking away the holiday from all these people, and you just have a scratch . So, let me look at his blinkers now, come here, look, normal, i thought he was crazy, normal , but im normal, normal, its just that you all have children, families, houses, and i ve been celebrating new years alone at home for many years now, for some reason im not surprised, oh well. I got it trunk of groceries, driving home, feeling sad, then suddenly bam, such a happy confluence of two cars, i called you all, but i thought maybe we could all celebrate the new year together, so why should i once again have twentyfiveyearold whiskey in black caviar or something . Citizens, this is somehow not happening in a human way. Well, budget employees, lets start with caviar. Wait, wait, wait, dont open, we have to wait, who . Firefighters and tire workers, i called them too. Man, discover what happens if you eat it at night, take a bite. Maybe you can stay with me today . I promise you an unforgettable night in bed tomorrow. We need to live separately for some time. And what . We need to understand if we have at least some chance left, i would advise you to start a joint hobby, ballroom dancing would be best. What . What . And for the sake of my son, i agree to the experiment. If you havent danced, its not means. That chacha, its complicated , nothing connects them anymore except dance , whats so complicated about it, chacha, one, two, three, you just need to learn to count to three, by the way, i learned these stupid steps, seriously, listen, lead, cha, cha, premiere, december 30, chacha, one, two, op, on rtr. You look 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if he asks, then with the help, the name of which character from pushkins works everyone knows, how it will be 7,8, 7,8,8, how many, who is at work a lot and speaks loudly if you answer, then. With humor, i cut oak, dont pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i dont know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry. A set for headaches and god forbid now beepbeep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, on saturday on rtf, everything about the elections in russia, we will tell you in detail, its not difficult to understand them, its important, honestly convenient, how vote on your smartphone . Early on sunday morning, during the absolute parade , the kids shouted people, get up, everyone is going to vote, mom said sleepily, lets choose remotely, dad supported, yawning, we choose electronically, my grandmother told my grandfather, im a father, ill go with you , but our generation loves paper ballots, but the young generation is electronically modern, im progress, not an opponent, hold it, my grandsons alarm clock, thats. Everything is quite reasonable, you can and remotely, well go with you, mother to choose the Old Fashioned way, with our usual method, at the site, as usual, to choose in the country is free, important, honestly convenient, hello, oh, sorry , i sat down so confidently, there was no one here, well suddenly i sat on some spirit, no one, sit down, my name is cassandra eleanor, yeah, what do you have, oh, you know, i would like to contact my husband, no question, it will cost 20,000, 20,000, well, yes, woman, communication with the other world you know, its not a simple or cheap thing. You know, i dont mind, even if its cheaper , its okay with interference, women, this is not a cellular connection, there are no gift gigabytes, free minutes, you know, thats why 20 thousand, well, i can bring you more clients, you know, my friend is going to kill her husband, as soon as this happens, ill come straight to you, look, im a fourth generation medium, not a market huckster, right . Well , you cant tell by the clothes, so either pay and ill put it together , or wait 30 years in the next world , they say enough, 30 years, no, no, thats a bit much, you know, to find out where his stash is, lets , here, uhhuh, whats the name, valerik, uhhuh, oh, valery, come to us, repeat after me, valerik, darling, valerik, dearest, come to us, most wonderful, excuse me, of course, but you, in my opinion , you are calling the wrong person, or maybe you are they knew before the wedding, quietly, quietly. The connection is being established, valery, you are here, yes, valeria, its definitely you, uhhuh, well, its not frank the senator who answers you in such a sleepy voice, but valery, is it convenient for you now . Talk no, im not interested in a loan , valeria, its not from the bank, but i thought you got me here too, and here its like your wife, but no, then its generally inconvenient, do you hear, you goat, its inconvenient for him, but well, quickly tell me whe