Colbert. With samantha bee, and gilian jacobs. Live from new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much hey whats going on my friends . Welcome to the late show everybody, im your host, stephen col better. I am feeling blessed tonight, thanks to one man White House Communications director and guy ordering a martini at the bowling alley, anthony scaramucci. The mooch the mooch i was worried when sean spicer left, that the Communications Office of the whoirs would lose some flavah. Little did i know that he was going to be placed by a guy who serves up very spicy quotes. We played this last night, but i just want seconds. What i dont like about washington is, people do not let you know how they feel. Theyre very nice to your face, and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. I dont like it. Im a wall street guy, and im more of a front stabbing person. Stephen yeah, he would never stab someone in the book. Book mountain thats rude. A gentleman stabs somebody from the front so you can watch the life drain out of their eyes. Keep em open, keep em open. Trump hired scaramucci to get rid of the white house leakers. But dont call him a hitman. Hes just a guy who was contracted to whack squealers by a powerful don. And the latest leak that has the moochs fusilli in a twist occurred yesterday when politico published scaramuccis Financial Disclosure form revealing that he has assets worth as much as 85 million. How humiliating. Yeah. Now everyone knows hes the poorest person working at the white house. cheering and applause stephen now as much thats got to hurt. As much as ive enjoyed what scaramucci said one week on his job, we got an incredible taste of unfiltered mooch today, when new yorker reporter ryan lizza published details of a conversation he had with scaramucci last night. Im going to read you some of the quotes, but be warned, if you are put off by foul language, the mooch thinks you should mooch yourself in the head. I want to give a quick warning to the cbs censors you guys are going to have to break out the emergency extra bleeps for this one. But its not my fault. Im just communicating to you the actual words of the Communications Director of the white house. The one in washington heres how it started lizza reported yesterday about trumps dinner with scaramucci, sean hannity and some other guys. The mooch called up lizza to try to get the name of who leaked about the dinner, but lizza protected his source. So the mooch said, okay, im going to fire every one of them, and then you havent protected anybody, so the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks. Mooch, you do realize that if hes still not going to give you the names. And if you do fire everybody, you have to replace everybody with people who now know theyre working for a guy who would just fire everybody . The mooch was pretty sure he knew who the leaker was chief of staff Reince Priebus, who he described as a bleep paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac. The guy guys paranoid, okay . He thinks his own Communications Director is trying to stab him in the back. And again, front stab. Front stab, hold still, hold still keep em open i want to see then the mooch did the best priebus impression. Lizza writes, he channeled priebus as he spoke. Let me leak the bleep thing and see if i can bleep block these people the way i bleep blocked scaramucci for six months. Oh please, mooch, i dont think anybody could block you from being a bleep and his words, not mine cheering and applause we love you. Stephen and the mooch was feeling a little hurt about how people have been treating him at his new job. Quote ive asked people not to leak things for a period of time and give me a honeymoon period. They wont do it. Hey everyone, im anthony scaramucci, im a frontstabber, im here to fire everyone, now be nice to me. Okay, be me, okay . Im somebodys little boy stephen and the mooch says he was doingeasons im not trying to build my own brand off the bleep strength of the president. Im here to serve the couny. Ande bannon, im not trying to suck my own bleep . [ audience screams ] applause stephen look, if bannon could do that, he would never leave the white house. Though i got to say, we never see him ever anymore. Good for you, steve but all good baddabings must come to an end, because scaramucci signed off by saying of priebus, yeah, let me go, though, because ive got to start tweeting some bleep to make this guy crazy. Adding, can we make this off the record . No . Okay. Mooch out. laughter stephen hey, ho so immediately after that he gets off the phone i got to tweet some stuff to make this guy crazy. Then scaramucci tweeted in light of the leak of my Financial Disclosure info which is a felony i will be contacting f. B. I. And the thejusticedepartment. Hashtagswamp, reince45. Hang on hang on he just tagd reince 45 . That means either the mooch just publicly accused white house chief of staff Reince Priebus of a felony, or there are 44 other reinces on twitter. I find that hard to believe. Yes cheering and applause number 45, number 45. Stephen but hold on a second, a felony . Your Financial Disclosure forms are publicly Available Upon request. Thats disclose part of disclosure. Youre thinking of financial ixnay on the oneymay forms. How do you not know that . You went to harvard law school. What did you study there . A vhs copy of my cousin vinny . Stephen hey hey what . Hey hey scaramucci woke up with a raging moochover today. Because this morning he called in to cnn with lizza on the other line. When i was on a plain to new york i had to call my mom. I was teasing you and it was sash cast tick. It was one italian to another. Stephen i. T. Was one italian to another i was visiting my mom. You know . Give me the leakers and maybe you never see your mom. I forget, does she have a front but while he was there anyway, scaramucci was willing to talk on one condition. I just spent about 15 minutes on the phone talking with the president of the United States who has given me his full support and his full blessing, and im going to read you something, chris. Bear with me. The president also told me, if youre nice to me in this segment, hell let me come back on the show. Is that cool . Stephen yeah, chris, is that cool . You play nice, i play nice. You got a nice show there. Hate to see something happen to it. And the mooch let the leakers know, hes on to them. Ive interviewed most of the assistants to the president. Ive interviewed most of the people in the Communications Team and the white house. What the president and i would like to tell everybody, we have a very, very good idea of who the leakers are, who the senior leakers are in the white house. Stephen ive also done some research on whos sharing information damaging to the white house and weve been able to put together this composite police sketch. If you see this man approach with caution. Then the mooch reminded us how dangerous these leakers really are. The president of the United States, again, whether you guys like the guy, dislike the guy, hes the smartest person ive ever worked for. There are people inside the administration that think it is their job to save america from this president. That is not their job. Stephen hes right. Thats not their job. That is the job of robert mueller. I think thats his job, im not sure. Well find out. Well find out. Then, the mooch stressed how bad these leakers are the White House Leaks are small potatoes, relative with things going on about leaking things about syria or north korea or leaking things about iraq. Those are the sorts of leaks that are so treasonous, that 150 years ago, people would actually have been hung for those types of leaks. Stephen absolutely. 150 years ago, if people were leaking things on the internet, they would be hung for witchcraft. No one would put up with that, no. His message is subtle but the mooch doesnt like leaks and he knows whos ultimately responsible its absolutely, completely and totally reprehensible. As you know from the italian expression, the fish stinks from the head down. But i can tell you two fish that dont stink. Okay . And thats me and the president. Stephen okay, lets stop right there. Ive heard the stinks thing. Im trying to figure this thing out. Heres the fish. If it stinks from the head down, and the fish is the white house, isnt donald trump the head of the fish . But then youre saying that you and trump are different fish, who work at the fish . I dont understand this metaphor. I think you might be fished in the head. Yeah, thats going on us. Now, lets get back to Reince Priebus. Scaramucci says, despite their differences, he and reince are close. If you want to talk about the chief of staff, we have had odds. We have had differences. When i said we were brothers from the podium, thats because were rough on each other. Some brothers are like cain and abel. Other brothers can fight with each other and get along. I dont know if this is repairable or not. Stephen yeah, who knows . Some brothers are like cain and abel, some are like mario and luigi. Okay . Who knows what will happen. Will we go down a pipe to save the princess, or will i bash his head in with a rock and then lie to god about it . W. H. O. Knows. Am i my priebus keeper . And i my priebus keeper . Who knows, who knows . The question is Reince Priebus, why are you sticking around and taking this abuse . Just leave, and enjoy the easy life on spicer island. laughter stephen and the mooch isnt just handling the leaking. Yesterday, he met with bbcs senior driveway correspondent to explain just how difficult it is to pass a healthcare bill. Im wondering whether the president feels hes been frontstabbed by some of the senators who voted down that repeal of obamacare. If youve read team of rivals, it took lincoln three or four times to get what he wanted from the senate and the house of representatives, which was the full abolition of slavery. Stephen yeah, it took three or four times plus a civil war, so well see what happens. By the way, that John Wilkes Booth . Total coward. I wouldve frontshot him. Hey, abe. Boom ers by scaramooch. Stab you with my gun the mooch also made it clear that our multimillionaire real estate mogul president is no elitist. What part of donald trump is not elite . The business side, the politics side, the inheritance side . Away partly of donald trump, many people in the u. K. Dont understand that. Hes a celebrity. A billionaire. How about the oh my god, theres so many things about the president. How about the cheeseburgers, how about the pizzas that we eat . Everybody eats cheeseburgers and pizzas what are you talking about . No, no, no, no, no. See youre coming across a little bit elitist. Stephen okay, youre coming across a little bit elitist there, mary poppins. Supercalastabalicious Bibbity Boppity stab weve got a great show for you tonight, stick around scwhr. The late show with Stephen Colbert. Scwhr. The late show with stephen sponsored by kohls. For 19. 99 plus get kohls cash too game on. Kohls. So being cool comes naturally. Hmm. I cant decide if this place is swag or bling. Its pretzels. Word. Ladies, you know when you switch, you get my bombdiggity discounts automatically. No duh, right . 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And british. Switch from cable to directv. Get an all included package for 25 a month. And for a limited time, get a 100 reward card. Call 1800directv. Stephen hey everybody, welcome back. Jon baptiste, and his band right there. Folks ladies and gentlemen, youre in for a real treat. This is always a joy, when my guest is here tonight, because our first guest this evening was the longest serving correspondent of the daily show and now hosts full frontal with samantha bee, please welcome sam bee before, in the intro, i were the longest serving correspondent for the daily show . I thought was stephen i thought i was the longest serving correspondent for daily show. I was there for 12 years. Longest serving battle ax john stuart. Stephen what is going on sam bee . I was tired. Stephen flaming toboggan rides, there is an oak tree somewhere in the hill. And before crashing into the oak tree stephen its fun now but one of us is going to have to tell mom what happened to time. But while have you had a chance to look at the moochs latest mooching . Sure did. I love that hes referring to himself in the third person. Thats a good sign. Stephen always a good sign. Day six. So tomorrow dignity is ours stephen its really nice that were getting a really interesting cast of characters all the time. The casting couldnt be better. Stephen cast of characters. He follows me on twitter. He follows everyone here on twitter. He really is stephen 16,000 people on twitter. I was worried he wouldnt bu stephen hi to unmooch. Now do you ever think that things are going to get back to normal . No i dont. Thats my final answer. Stephen you dont think things will get back to normal . Thats my feeling, i would like to live again. Stephen you have golden parachute, maple parachute. You are citizens of canada and the United States we are in it to win it here stephen, were not joking around. We chose this place, and we intend to fix it cheering and applause so far, no ones listening to me so thats fine. My big plan hasnt panned outto so far. Stephen but you still have your canadian citizenship. We to. Stephen when cortez came here to the new world he burned his ships so his men didnt feel like they could leave at any moment. They had to conquer mezoamerica. I realize thats not a good example. At any moment, i could jump into the arms of justin trudeau. I dont have to leap into his arms. He could hold me in a baby bjorn, that would be okay. Hes strong. Stephen now you have kids. I do. Stephen two. Three, we have three. Stephen three . We are prolific. We are building our own society. Stephen you are going into a zone defense against your kids. We have. Stephen how old are they . 11 and nine and six. I forgot. Stephen they have a sense what mom does . They have a sense. Stephen do they watch the show . They do not watch the show, its a tirty show. They dont think im cool. They have no interest in it whatsoever. Stephen are you sure they dont watch the show . They dont watch the show not because i dont want to impress them. They dont care, about me at all stephen do they keep up with the mom . They do. Stephen how do they keep up with the craziness or this is just the world . They draw pictures of it. Stephen they do . They do. Stephen and they show the pictures to the counselors . Its like an impressive hand hovering. Stephen you do use salty language on your show . Dont talk like mommy . They do love salty language, that doesnt come from me. They just know it, they absorb it. I can get them do anything just by letting them use one piece of salty language in a conversation. Stephen thats their treat . Thats their treat. Its the greatest parenting coup i ever came up with. Im such a smart parent, check it out. They dont want treats. They dont want chocolate. They dont want anything like that. They dont care nor cakes and other things normal children like, but they do like to swear. Ill be very cagey, okay guys ir rooms. Can you have one swear. If you clean your rooms diligently you can sit together with me and do one high quality swear. Stephen in the context of a sentence . You should to use your swear in a proper sentence and it has to make sense for swear. Stephen can you give me an example of a word you mites allow the children to say . Well bleep it. You will . Stephen for science, psychology. Get really excited about it, okay im ready to do my software now and okay. Theyre like bleep you bleep the bleep . Im like guys very good very solid. Stephen they were very good that day. You know well you did it correctly. Perfect. Stephen thats fantastic. Im going to try to work that out with cbs. May theyll go with it. Stephen little break. Well be right back with more samantha bee. I keep hearing about . Sure, just sign up online. 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Stephen i werent many, many years ago but just baghdad, where did you go . We actually went to iraqi kurdistan. Northern iraq and a couple of cities there. It was fascinating there. I just loved going. Stephen was the war there now . When we were there the fighting was very intense in mosul and where we were was 40 to 50 miles away from mosul. Didnt seem like that far, and others said, is that mosul over there . 00 ther stephen there was a fabulous photo of jared kushner, a little bit of his stylish are these all kurdish soldiers . Its a kushner homage. Who spent time with the female peshmerga soldiers, we did a lot of interesting stuff. What we ended up doing, we will have a bunch of pieces, the next two weeks well have pieces from iraq. But we ended up doing our first trump positive piece in kurdistan. They do, they love him. There are so many babies being born and they are being named trump. Male or female. Stephen i believe we have a clip of that jim. Introduce us to your baby. Hes so cute what happens if i tussle his hair . Is that normalizing you . Tk how long were you there . Four or stephen how long were you there . Four or five days. I loved i. T. Stephen did you go straight strait there or we went through turkey on the way there and qatar on the way back. Stephen were you afraid for your safety at any time when you were over there . I think it was beforehand. I was very worried beforehand. I really didnt know what to expect. But once we were on the ground i never felt unsafe at all. We had a really good time. Met such interesting people and saw as much interesting things. I met some amazing people tuc stephen you were able to get off the internet or off twitter when you were over there . No, you couldnt escape. I tried to escape, thats why i went to iraq. Stephen military flights . No commercial flights, commercial flights still go into kurdistan. We can all go, any one of us can go. Stephen maybe spring break. Thats how i relax in this new world we live in. Stephen i havent had a chance, havent seen you since you were nominated for emmys. applause stephen the daily show, first female host in late night talk, to be nominated. Thank you so much ill being, ill ill be hosting, put in a good word for you. Full frontal hosts wednesdays on tbs, samantha bee, everybody well be right back with Gillian Jacobs. Stick around new charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. New charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. We all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . Liz assumed all dressingsrust were made equal. Assume nothing. Just like the leading brands, these kraft dressings are made with high quality ingredients, at a price you can feel good about. No wonder kraft is so good. On mi came across this housentry with water dripping from the ceiling. 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Hes got a chart in my apartment like number of meetings per week. Ill barely exaggerating. Yeah but you know what . God i wish i had Something Like that no, andy. What . No were never going to make out. Please dont say never stephen please welcome Gillian Jacobs cheer[ cheering ] stephen nice to see you again. Thank you for rg me back. Stephen thats a beautiful outfit. Thank you so much sir. Stephen i know you lived in new york for a bit right . I went to college here, lived here eight and a half years. Stephen long time for a young lady. You lived in pittsburgh and i got one clap from pittsburgh. Stephen one while youre on. You live in los angeles. Do you like the hip l. A. Scene, because i dont think id be cool enough to be in los angeles, to be an actor out there. Its a certain level of cool. I notice ive been gifted a lot of crystals since i moved to los angeles. Stephen really . I dont know its an energy thing, its a healing thing. Ive been told im supposed to charge them in the moonlight. Have you ever heard of this before . Stephen i have not. Well if you really want to get the full healing power you got the get a full moon but i guess any old moon will give you something. Stephen so someone gave you crystals and told you to put them out in the moonlight . Not someone, multiple peoples. Stephen crystals are a thing again . They are worried. They are stephen grasping and straws. Straws compressed into beautiful crystals. Stephen obviously you have to use them before the eclipse. Once youve charged them what do you then do with them . I guess youre supposed to hold them for power. Some ladies in los angeles do more than just hold them. laughter stephen do you have a close relationship with your mom i understand. laughing . Stephen i was given crystals many years ago on tour. Some of us were in yreka, california. A woman approached me and said you have to hold these in your hand all night. I held them in my hand all night. She said feel how warm they are now . I said yes. She said see, they work but you do have a close relationship with your mom. Does she come out and visit you in los angeles, take her to the scene . Go partying with your mom . Her one request was that we go see a drag show. Stephen oh thats fun. This has been a long running thing. As a child we loved movies like tu long fu and Priscilla Queen of the desert. My mothers one request was i take her to a drag show. I said im going to make it hatch, well go to a drag show. But really it was just a club, men were dancing in tiny little shorts, and people were grinding on my mox which is not a sight a daughter should see. And some thought my mother and i were couple and they were propositioning my mother and i to go home with them and participate in a group activity. Stephen let me ask you, were there crystals involved . Let me ask you your character, mickie mouse. Stephen youll get a subpoena here. She scarce me. Im very intimidated by her as a character. She drinks, does drugs. Ive never done drugs in my life ever all right stephen someone is passionate about that issue and im not sure which one. One pittsburgh person and one no drug. Your character wants to inhale the smoke you cant hold it like this, like my lips were pursed as they could be. Its like no no, she wants to inhale the nicotine, pleasurable for her. Every once in a while i get a drag and start coughing. Stephen grab it like that smoke it like that. Is that the way . Stephen just like that. I wanted to do this, and i was talked out of it. Stephen really . That is almost like your vapping. Vapors do this. Thats what i see on the streets. Does that look good . I should stick to m. Stephen i should tell you ive been chewing on the tip of that pen for about two hours. Thats about as intimate as a crystal would get. Sorry. It was lovely to see you again. Thank you so much for having me stephen say hello to your mom. 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Ooh, i know you would all of the kicks from the sticks all the kicks that we knew i put all that aside concentrate on you all the kicks from the sticks all the hits that we took all them stitches we got all our brains so cooked ah ah ah some day im gonna get where you are ive been down so long been down but now i gotta get lifted up im gonna walk a tightrope gonna get kicks every night no ones holding me back no ones changing my mind no more gonna walk a tightrope gonna get kicks every night no ones holding me back no ones changing my mind get the stars out your eyes come and sit next to me under tennessee skies down on south front street ah ah ah ive been working on a plan yeah i been down so long been down but now i gotta get lifted up cheers and applause stephen that was fantastic, thank you. Spoon, everybody. Well be right back. Thank you so much. He gets things done stevfor south jersey. O tell you dont believe him. Because Steve Sweeney gets things done for himself, for the special interests who pay for his campaigns, and definitely for chris christie. But Steve Sweeney doesnt get things done for you. Unless you count cutting education funding, raising the gas tax, and sending more of your tax dollars off to trenton instead of south jersey. If youre tired of typical politics, stop electing typical politicians like Steve Sweeney. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody. See you tomorrow night with a new friday show james corden is next. Good night captioning funded by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show ladies and gentlemen, all