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I had a fun night. My wife and i took our daughter jane trickortreating for the first time and she loved it. Shes probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. Sad thats not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. After every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. Other children climbing over her. Once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, ive had enough. Which is sweet but shes going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. All they give out there is fish, she should be okay. I also think after watching whats going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. Once you hit puberty, no more m ms, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] its ridiculous. From now on, if the voice saying the words trick or treat is lower than mine, im closing the door. This is a good costume. I saw this on instagram. Jimmy thats us, yeah. Put that up again there for a second. Really take that in. [ cheers and applause ] when you were a little boy growing up in mexico did you ever imagine a woman would be dressed like you in chicago . Guillermo never. Jimmy its miraculous. This is a crazy thing that happened last night to one of our producers here at the show, harrah and her husband took their baby trick or treating in their neighborhood in encino, gone about a half hour. They candy out. When they came back the bowl full of candy was empty. In a half hours time it had been decimated. They looked at their Security Camera for the video. This is the video. You see this car pulled up. Im not sure what kind of car that is. Looks like a pretty nice car. A kid gets out. We blurred it out. But it is definitely a kid. Takes the whole bowl. Takes everything but the pumpkins. Gets back in the car with what i assume is his mother or father. And they speed away. That takes some real malted milk balls there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shame on the entire family. By the way, if you have a video like this, i bet a lot of people do with the cameras, send it to me. This makes me crazy. I will raise awareness of this menace. [ laughter ] last night after she went to daughters candy bucket. You have to check these things. I found something that upset me. Not just as a father. I found something that upset me in my capacity as your future Vice President of the United States. [ cheers and applause ] my fellow americans. We have a problem. A problem that the other candidates are either too scared or too wrapped up with their emails and ladygrabbing to this, as you know, is a tootsie roll. Youve seen them, youve eaten them, theyre good. Halfway between chocolate and a toy. The tootsie roll has been around since 1907. Its cute. Its friendly. It takes three days to get out of your teeth. It really is the perfect halloween candy. Which makes you wonder why do we also have this slightly larger tootsie roll. Who is this for . Are there people who are still hungry after one tootsie roll but not quite hungry enough to eat two of the little ones . While were at it ive unwrapped this one. What is with this . This is an extrathick tootsie roll with lines on it. Why lines . Did they grill this . Throw it on the hibachi before they wrapped it up . I assume the reason this roll has lines is so you can eat break off and eat a section at a time. Just want to eat one piece, why not just eat the original tootsie roll in the first place . Its about the same size as one of the chunks. And you dont have to wrap it back up. And then after that you got this tootsie roll. This is the long, skinny tootsie roll. Its basically two or three regular tootsie rolls rolled out to look like a slim jim or something. So theres the regular tootsie roll, the slightly larger, the big fat tootsie roll, the long skinny tootsie roll. Then this tower of tootsie. [ cheers and applause ] which is more tootsie and roll than any human should ever consume in one sitting. Heres the thing, though. We are being asked to decide between five different versions of exactly the same thing. I dont know about you but i aint got time for that. Okay . When i am Vice President , well have one size of tootsie roll, the original, the size that jesus ate its time to stop the madness. Its time to make the tootsie roll small again. Whos with me on this . [ cheers and applause ] sorry, i get carried away sometimes. Anyway. Election day is one week away. I know, i wish it could go longer too. [ laughter ] its coming tuesday. Things are looking up for donald trump. According to a new abc News Washington post poll, for the First Time Since may trump is leading Hillary Clinton by 1 , neck and neck. Hes going to be so pissed if he wins this thing. [ laughter ] hes threatening to move to canada. Trump is getting around. He was in pennsylvania today. He was in michigan yesterday. New mexico over the weekend. Where we slowed him down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. Since what are they having, an alarm over there . What happened . Is that an alarm going on . Jimmy its a breathalyzer alarm. Not only is drunk donald trump fun, hes also fun when you speed him up for tonights still planning to build a wall themed installment of cokedup trump. We will build the wall mexico will pay for the wall theyll be happy to do it mexicos making a fortune off United States we have tremendous trade deficits with mexico theyll be very happy to pay for the wall trust me rely on me do you think i can do it folks . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sounds like you can do it by the end of the week. This is a sign of ow newly digital times. Office in january, when he does hes planning to turn all his social media accounts over to his successor. So the potus twitter account will go to whoever wins the election. Just what donald trump needs, another twitter account. If Hillary Clinton wins bill will assume control of the white house tinder account. [ cheers and applause ] because he loves, you know. I know what you really came for. Taking halloween candy away from children. This is our sixth year of doing this. And for the first time in those six years, i have a trickortreater living in my house. My daughter turned 2 in july. We dressed her as a monkey and went around the block. She was very excited about the candy even though she doesnt know the difference between lollipops and popsicles. We had to explain that, but jane was happy, woke up in a snippy mood, shes at the age where she says no to everything. I decided this was the perfect time to tell her i ate all her halloween candy. [ audience moaning ] jimmy wait a minute. But heres how that went. Hey, jane. Youre already in a bad mood . No. Jimmy its about to get worse. Its not. Jimmy hey, jane. No. Jimmy do you remember when we went trickortreating last night . Yeah. Jimmy that was fun, right . Yeah. Jimmy do you remember all the candy we got . Yeah. Jimmy well. Daddy ate all of it. No. Jimmy yeah. He didnt. Jimmy yeah. I ate all your halloween candy. No. Jimmy yeah. Dirt in it. Jimmy it has dirt in it . Theres a little bit of dirt in there. Jane, youre missing the point. No. Jimmy its not about the dirt. This. Jimmy jane. This. Jimmy your father ate all your halloween candy. No. Jimmy yeah. No. Jimmy and it was delicious. Its not. Jimmy when you dressed as a monkey last night no. Jimmy you werent . I not are you going to contradict everything i say . No. Jimmy youre not . No, i want i want pancakes. All right, those i can get you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill try again next year. When we come back, children will shriek. The full results of our sixth annual halloween candy youtube challenge, so stick around, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . 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But were gonna get it just right. What do you think bullseye . [ bark ] ok, lets do this hey hows this look . Hmm . Whoa what do ya think . Its like you read my mind . . After dark, we come. The brave shirts. The glow gals. The lords of the playlist. The midnight feasters. And the last train sprinters. We are the night. My sweethearts gone sayonara. This scarf all thats left to remem. . You could spend the next few days weeding through w2s, pay stubs and Bank Statements to refinance your home. Or you could push that button. Sfx rocket launching. Cockpit sounds. Skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go completely online. Securely share your financial info and confidently get an accurate mortgage solution in minutes. Lift the burden of getting a home loan with Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, there. Welcome back. Jake gyllenhaal, Hailee Steinfeld, music from keith urban on the way. This morning the nation woke up to the sound of tears hitting the bottoms of empty candy buckets and that is thanks to a where you encouraged parents to pretend their ate owl their kids halloween candy and record it. Thousands of parents did. We have a downtrodden group of young men who had to sit through as many of these videos as they possibly could before the show started tonight. We got more submissions than ever. We whittled them down to the cream of the crying crop. Here it is, sixth annual hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. Mommy and i were watching a movie. And we ate all of your candy. No step up. Look at it again. All gone. We ate all of your halloween candy. Theres no more left. What happened . My candys gone i ate it all ha ha ha ha i ate all your halloween candy. What . I ate all your halloween candy. Youre just joking. Nope, i ate it all. Arggh no i ate it all. No yep. No i hate you all the candy that we worked so hard to get i ate some too. Oh, i just wanted to let you know i ate all your candy. Huh . I ate all your halloween candy. Im not. My eyes are just sad. Dont be sad. Im not. Im sorry i ate all your candy. My eyes are just watering. I ate all the halloween candy. You guys, im really sorry. I dont like you you dont like us anymore . No im sorry. Its okay. Do you still love me . Of course i do. We ate all your halloween candy. Its all gone. Were really sorry. Are you mad at us . Nope. How about tomorrow ill bring my do you forgive us . Yeah. It was really yummy candy. I bet it was really yummy. We ate all your halloween candy. Next time we go trickortreating you dont do that, okay . Or ill have to spank your butt and put you in your room. Jimmy kimmel told us to. I dont like you, you should be in jail i was really hungry and i ate all your candy. No no, you idiot i was hungry. I had to go to work. Were sorry. I dont want to look at you. You dont want to look at me . No. Hey, buddy, guess what . I dont want to look at you. Look at me. Im just kidding. I dont want to look at you im just kidding. We didnt eat it. I dont want to look at you okay. Waah [ bleep ] jamieson, you cant talk like that. I ate all your halloween candy last night. Its jimmy kimmel. Its jimmy kimmel. Its not jimmy kimmel. Youre hiding the candy, ive seen this before, watch youtube. Candy . No, i ate it all. Well, im not mad. Im not im not happy, but im i still love you. You still love me . Youre not happy but you still [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right there you go. Thank you, parents. Sorry, kids. Tonight on the show we have music from keith urban, Hailee Steinfeld is here, be right back with Jake Gyllenhaal so stick around [ cheers and applause ] is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. 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The only reason he hasnt won yet is they couldnt spell his name on the trophy. His latest is a psychological thriller called Nocturnal Animals. Im here for an interview. For a scholarship at columbia. Columbia . I thought that you were at the university of texas, becoming a great writer. A great writer . I mean, think well. I am. Arent you at yale . Becoming a great artist . Graduated yale but im at columbia getting my masters degree. Oh, wow. Art history. Thats great. Listen, do you know anybody else in new york . Just you. Just me, okay. Would you like to go to dinner . Jimmy Nocturnal Animals opens november 23rd. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you . Good. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing well. You know, its weird. When i look at you i realize were practically twins. I know. [ laughter ] i felt the same way. Watching you. Around the underside. Jimmy and theres some other deficiencies i have as well. [ laughter ] how are you doing . Life is good. Jimmy what is Jake Gyllenhaals favorite halloween candy . Huh. Jimmy its not something you have to think about it because you dont want to go home and kick yourself because you didnt mention whats really my favorite . I like a milky way dark or Something Like that. Refined. A refined candy bar. Jimmy a complicated boy. Whoo. Yeah. Know, until i was like 25, they had regular milky way, i suffered through those. Jimmy im with you. All of a sudden the dark. Jimmy i like the dark as well. When they came out with milky way dark it felt like things had changed for the positive. Yeah, its like a miracle. It was, it was. It was like when they invented disposable contact lenses. [ laughter ] i have really bad eyesight, i can just these away at nice . Same thing. Jimmy its true. I went and got laser surgery because i didnt want to deal with the contacts. Milky way darks are lasiks of candy. See . Thats yes love them. Jimmy thats something. How old were you when you stopped trickortreating . Assuming you ever trick or treated in the first place. 35. [ laughter ] jimmy 35 years old. No, no. Legit trick or treating . Like excited by going up to peoples houses and knocking on their door kind of excitement . Probably like 9. Jimmy 9 . 9 years old. Jimmy thats a good age to stop. I was a little young for everything, pretty much. Jimmy you were very, very advanced. Yeah. Jimmy you were doing a musical in new york, i read. I read very good reviews. Sunday in the park with george. Stephen sondheim. Amazing show. Jimmy you love living in new york . I do, yeah. Jimmy you lived there despite the fact that most celebrities will move out here and live here. I was born here. I was born and raised in los angeles. So its just natural that i would leave and go the other way. Do you know what i mean . Jimmy no. [ laht like it felt natural to me. Jimmy to get away from your family . Actually, i moved towards my family. Everyone moved to new york, they started in new york, came to l. A. , then went back. We all went back to new york. Jimmy i understand. Last time you were here you were talking about a friend, name sasquatch as i recall. A boyhood friend . Yeah. Jimmy are you still in contact with sasquatch . When he decides to appear. Jimmy i see. So hes like the elusive bigfoot. Hes really only connected to sports. Sporting events . You watch sports together . Not watch together. Hes connected in one way or another. Through the universe. You know. Sasquatch appears. Like i was at a steelers game when i told you about sasquatch. Sasquatch was there. You know what i mean . Sasquatch doesnt really have to be there, but whenever i talk about sports, whenever sports watching a game, sasquatch is sort so like if theres any reference to anything sportsrelated, sasquatch is there. Jimmy sasquatch is an Imaginary Friend . Or is this a real [ laughter ] you can laugh. Thats fine. [ laughter ] i guess you could call him that. I mean, the other day sasquatch appeared on the subway on my way up to city center where i did in new york city where i did shoate and he appeared in the yeah. No, no, for real. I was on the subway, reading my music, getting ready for the show. This dude whos sitting on the subway came up to me. Hey, you, you Aaron Rodgers . And i was like, no, im not Aaron Rodgers. He was like, come on, aaron im like, im not. He looked on his phone, pictures of Aaron Rodgers, he showed me apparently me. He was like, come on aaron got me. Im aaron. You got me, man. Totally got me. Im a great quarterback. Hes like, youre all right. Go giants [ laughter ] what . And then in that moment it was like sasquatch was with me. Jimmy yeah, right. You know what i mean . Jimmy no, not at all but im going with it. Either. By the way, i loved the movie. This movie that youre in. Thanks. Jimmy it is not at all what i was expecting. And in fact, the clip i think does not indicate how truly harrowing this film can be at times. And how i mean, you cannot take your eyes off this movie. Yeah. Jimmy it is really something else. The director is tom ford. Its crazy that hes this talented director in the first place because hes a clothing designer. He is . Jimmy yes. Whoa. Youve got to check this out. Hes such a good director. Are you serious . Jimmy totally serious. Whoa, see, sasquatch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i forgot to say fashion and sports. Sasquatch appears. Yeah. Jimmy are you wearing a tom ford suit . Are you required to wear his clothing when you make these appearances promoting his film . Yes. [ laughter ] yeah. No, i am, im wearing his clothes because i would be an idiot if i didnt. Jimmy he did a nice job with this movie. The idea, its like you play two characters. One character who created the other character in a novel thats being read by amy adams character. Yeah. Yeah. Now you sound crazy. Jimmy now i sound crazy. No, yeah, its a story about a woman, shes a successful art dealer, shes sort of miserable in our life. One day she comes home and theres a manuscript waiting for her at her front door. And its a book thats written by her exhusband. And she opens it up and she realizes theyve had a relationship and hes her exhusband. The lead character as she starts to read, i also play her exhusband, who wrote the book. You go into the book, i play the lead. You go through the journey. What it is, kind of a metaphor for their breakup and their whole relationship. It is harrowing in a lot of ways but also really emotional. Jimmy yeah, and tom ford did a great job as i mentioned. He also did something that im not sure i want to know your he named this lipstick, he has a line of lipsticks. He named one of his lipstick colors jake after you. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did he ask you if it was okay to name the lipstick after you . Nope. [ laughter ] jimmy how did he tell you that he was going to name did he tell you . He said, jake, every woman should have you on their lips. [ cheers and applause ] and i was just and then that was it. Sign here. I was like, okay. No, yeah theres a drake too. Its just darker. Also jewish so its fine, know what i mean . Jimmy do you participate financially in this . Nope. Stop doing that thats weird, man. Jimmy look at that. [ laughter ] a little jake on your lips. What the sasquatch sasquatch jimmy Jake Gyllenhaal, everybody. See him in Nocturnal Animals. Well be right back dicky portions of the jimm new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. This holiday, get an amazing deal on americas most awarded brand, during the ford year end event. Ford, the brand with the most 5star ratings. From kelley blue book. Giving drivers what matters most. Thats how you become americas bestselling brand. Shop now during the ford year end event. 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Jimmy welcome back to the show. Hailee steinfeld and music from keith urban on the way. Welcome back. Still to come, music from keith urban. Our next guest earned an Academy Award nomination when she was only 14 years old, which is yog but still too old to trickortreat. She has a new movie called the edge of 17 opening november 18th. Please say hello to Hailee Steinfeld. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy i got you a halloween present. Its jake lipstick. There you go. Oh. Jimmy how was your halloween . Did you celebrate . It was i did, which was awesome. For a while i couldnt remember the last time i celebrated halloween. I went out. Lastminute thing. I did what i could making an outfit. Jimmy this is a lastminute thing . [ cheers and applause ] thats when it pays to have friends who are Makeup Artists. Yes. Yeah. Jimmy who did that for you . My friend melissa hernandez, who was with me, and thank god she did that. Jimmy funny thing about being a Makeup Artist when you live in l. A. Or anywhere, Everyone Wants you to help with their halloween costumes. Right. Jimmy like everyone you ever met. That must mean you are very special for her to actually have stopped and helped you with it. I hope so. She was with me the entire day before. Because wed been on the road. Jimmy how old are you now . Im 19. Jimmy are you still living with your parents . Have you moved out . No, still. Jimmy still with the parents. Why not, really. Not ashamed. Jimmy how long are you planning to stay . You will eventually move . No, probably not, no. I have mornings where i wake up, this is it, im out. Then i leave town for a couple of weeks and all i ever want to do is come home to a house full of people. Jimmy is it the same as when clean up your room and you have chores and that kind of thing . Yeah, its not too different. I have a little bit more freedom. Being 19. Jimmy right, right. The room still has to stay clean. Jimmy you have to clean your room, you dont call staff to do that . No, my life is a constant cycle of messing my room up just to clean it up again. Jimmy i understand. Do you think your parents would like you to move out . Well. Never really considered that, i guess. Oh, i hope not. They haven picking up on the signs. I think im good. Jimmy do you have your own car . No, i have my own car, my first sort of big investment, which was quite exciting. But yeah, have my own car. Jimmy did you go and buy the car yourself . Or did you have somebody go do that . I was there with my dad, last year on new years. Jimmy you walked in, sad sat there 411 hours . My dad, the master negotiator, two days we were sitting there. We got a good deal. Dad is a master negotiator. I will tell you, if you ever need anything. Jimmy he will help me . Call. Jimmy i may take you up on that. You were in that movie, Pitch Perfect 2, you were singing, which was a surprise. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you have a great voice. So then the next thing i know, youre recording songs. You have songs that are on the radio and everything. Crazy. Jimmy was that your intention . Is that something that you really wanted to do . It was always part of the the way it happened was not part of the plan. I went to a dinner new york city. It was an event. And i was sitting at a table where there are nametags and i checked the person to my right was somebody i worked with, they do that kind of on purpose. My mom was next to me. The person to my moms right was a man named charlie walk, who is in the building tonight. Jimmy record executive. Yes. We had no idea. He looked at the person with him, all right, how long do i have to stay . I was like, oh, god. Within 20 minutes he had ear phones, listening to music that i was playing him that id done on my own, covers id recorded. He signed me. [ cheers and applause ] we had a couple of meetings. Jimmy wow. Thats weird. Its weird to sign a record deal while your moms there. Hey, if it werent for her it wouldnt have been. Jimmy you went on tour, in japan . Yes. Jimmy thats got to be crazy. It was amazing. Its one of my favorite places. To have been there in movies, fashion, now music. I performed at a Tower Records there. They did like a signing afterwards. And this one girl, it was very fast, they were keeping everybody moving quick. This girl came and threw down a picture for me to sign, i love you more than sushi and i was like, wow. In the land of sushi, that is the biggest compliment to get. Jimmy thats probably the one thing they say to americans when they see them. Great. I cant believe they have a Tower Records. I know, right . Jimmy makes me jealous in a way. This movie which is very good. You play its based on the title was based at least on the stevie nicks song the edge of 17. Do you know that song . I do. Jimmy thats the one you should record. Right . Jimmy this is the perfect thing to do. Wow, yeah. Jimmy i think beyonce sampled that song. Oh, thats a good idea. Jimmy im a fountain of knowledge. Give me more. Jimmy youre in this film with Woody Harrelson, who is a great guy. The best. Jimmy very unusual guy. Theres nobody like him. There really is nobody like him, no. For those of you who dont know this about him, hes a vegan. Jimmy yes. Which is really cool, great. But a super, super vegan. Jimmy he doesnt like to eat bread even. No, no. Yeah, i mean, its ridiculous. All the food that he eats in his movies are the foods that he theres a scene where he hands me part of a cookie to sort of make me feel better. Part of me was, ike going to scarf it down in front of him and leave without saying anything. He put this thing in my hand. It was like wet. I had no idea what it was. Then i was like, im going to do it. The way it smelled, like how do you do this to yourself . It was so bad. I had to wipe my hand off. Woody jimmy vegan cookies are wet . Oh, man. Jimmy made of grass or something . By the way, if Woody Harrelson eat it. [ laughter ] its not a safe thing to have. Probably true. Jimmy these are the sorts of things you learn if you ever move out of your parents house. Okay. Jimmy its very good to see you. Congratulations on the movie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hailee stein field the edge of seventeen opens november 18th. Be right back with music from dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Oh, hi bello save 10 when you spend 50 on holiday d . Cor and trees at target. Ta da hi santa madison. Ive been really good this year. So, i want an is f sport. A what . Its a lexus with what options . With red interior and 8 speed paddle shifters. Thanks, bye do you think he bought it . If youre going to wish, wish big ecember to remember sales event. Get up to 2,500 customer cash on select 2016 and 2017 models for these terms. See your lexus dealer. 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Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank Jake Gyllenhaal, Hailee Steinfeld and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first his look at this purple eyes, thats amazing. His album is called ripcord. Here with the song gone tomorrow here today, keith urban [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . A child held up in the sky to sunset youth we say goodbye . . But i wont live with regret carpe diem is the secret cause its . . Gone tomorrow here today i aint gonna waste it i aint gonna waste it . . No its gone tomorrow but its here today i wont let it slip away . In and i wish this night would never end . . Were never coming back around like shooting stars were burning out its . . Gone tomorrow here today i aint gonna waste it i aint gonna waste it . . No its gone tomorrow but its here today i wont let it slip away . . . . I wanna feel wanna touch the light i look around for the friends that have gone and im . Fantasy but we get to choose what we wanna believe . . And i wanna believe that theres something more another level to the dream right through the door . . But right nows for real and its fading fast better live cause were never gonna to get it back . . Its gone tomorrow here today . I said its gone tomorrow but its here today i wont let it slip away . . Ay ay ay ay ay ay . . Wont let it slip away ay ay ay ay ay ay . Wont let it slip away make some noise make some noise . . Wont let it slip away no no wont let it slip away . . Ship away slip away . . Wont let it slip away . . . . The rain is coming down tonight im smiling looking at this photograph . . I hear that song and im flying right back to when we had it made . . Every friday night when the sun went down wed be running them streets like we owned the town . . And i just cant let it go no i just cant let it go i wonder if you ever think about it like i do . Had the guns on the radio . . After all this time it still feels so good . . When i think about those Summer Nights singing out the window on the back roads . . Sweet child of mine . Sweet in the parking lot . And finding the best days of my life was only wasted . Only wasted time . . Out of nowhere it slipped away . . And the road by the river hangs silently in the town we knew aint nothing like it used to be . . I cant explain . . We took all the color from the picture crayon when the days got . I just cant let it go . . I wonder if you ever think about it like i do . . Seven kids on a twolane road . Guns on the radio . . After all this time it still feels to good . . Think about those Summer Nights singing out the window on the back road sweet child of mine . . Aint it funny how the best days of my life is only wasted time . This is nightline. Tonight, victory lap. President elect trump kicking off his thank you tour with a surprise announcement. Mad dog mad us as our secretary of defense. Meanwhile hundreds of families celebrating in indiana as carrier 1,000 jobs from going to mexico, but at what cost . A 7 million tax break that some are calling corporate welfare. Plus scientology and the after math. Leah remini speaking out on her former church. Im not going to be intimidated. With a new documentary series. Her teenage years serving the religion, and what happened at the tom cruise katie holmes