Oh, with christina aguilera. They sing like angels. Yes, they do. Look whos in the kitchen. Oh, my god, its patricia arquette. Oscar winner. Oscar winner. What are you doing in there . Shes got a spatula, very good. Im just here in the kitchen. Im part of the health department. Dont shut us down. She won the oscar for boyhood. And shes going to tell us, shes up to another cool show. Then, if you are in the mood to laugh, you have come to the right place. Because the very funny liza liza lessinger is here. Lets move on to music, adele has a song. I love. They say that people are somehow reaching back to their exes when they hear this song. Hello. I love that. Im a roromantic, i love looking back and thinking about dipping back into the well and maybe it will work out, but it never does. But you go back and youuyou think they look good. I saw Christie Brinkley yesterday. Talk about somebody who looks great. She looks unbelievable. I dont know what shes done, but its all settled and its great. You know what she said . She said guys shave, and when they shave it exfoliates. Thats why they look younger, so she said all women should exfoliate. Scrub their face with beads. I was meeting with a woman why . I dont know. Times. She likes falling in love. Shes not one of those bitter, hardened. But on the other hand, its like lesbian. They fall in love immediately. Move in with each other, theres just something a little mmm about it. Gay men dont do that . Theyre a little more, we have this moment. We dont bring our suitcase. 50 of women said theyd get in touch with an ex. Only 17 of men said theyd do the same. Yes. You and i were in the dressing room playing a song. The new missy elliot. Its wtf which stands for where they from. Is that what it stands for . Yes. She looks like a Million Dollar bill. I love a pharrell marionette. To me, missy elliot have the world. Shes like the most popular, the most well liked. Shes accessible for every age. I love missy elliot. This is the highest compliment. All right. So theres a song that i think one of the jonas brothers, joe or i think it was joe. He did this song called cake by the ocean. Theres a video, and i was like, this makes sense. Theyre throwing cake. By the ocean. Cake by the ocean. You know what that means . I said exactly what i thought it meant. It means throwing cake by the ocean. What does it mean . Apparently, it means having sex on the ocean. Oh, great. Im down for that. Although, you know what . Im not down for it. The sand gets everywhere. Its gross. The idea is fun, but the sand is, the, once it gets all over you, its bad. I do not like cake by the ocean. And by the way, i dont think i would actually like cake by the ocean. There would be sand in the cake. Here are some things. Bag job. Do you know what a bag job theiris is a mean term. You want to put a bag over the persons head and screw around with them. Somebody with a hot body and a bad face. Whats a butter face . Its kathie lees term. Kathie lee made it up. What about cupping season. Yes, kathie lee. I was in her dressing room. Cupping season. This is another lesbianonic thing. Its when people who are promiscuous, everybody likes to cuddle in the winter. I need a kuldcuddle buddy, hoda. Its try day friday. Another thing to poison our children. Its edible cookie dough. Ooh. As if cookie dough isnt edible already. But its in a cup. You can dip it out and eat it. Oh. It could not be better. If you gave your kids this in a lunch box 380 calories in one, andy. Do we need to mention that for nascar . Uhhuh. This is huge. It is . I think so. Are going marshal. The minions will be there. Theyre going to take over the four championship weekend, november 22nd. Thats great. Not a lot of jews at nascar. What do you mean . I just mean. So heres helmet. This is hot. Wow. Okay. Youre going to need to work on that. Youll need a beggar hat, a bigger helmet. Dont, dont, yes, thats cute. Now i get to announce, drivers start your engine. And jeff gordons going to be there. He is . Yes. And it airs november 22nd right here on the Nbc Television network. I love it. She has won every award under the sun, including oscar for boyhood. You got that . Patricia arquette returns to one of her favorite mediums television. To take on the worlds greatest challenges, whatever they might be. So, the u. S. Army masters not only tactics and strategy, but also physics and chemistry. We make battle plans and create breakthroughs in medicine, science and engineering. Our next mission could be anything. So we prepare for everything. Mary gets her bounce on. Wow mary, is like, every mom from the neighborhood here . Look at them all. judgie. See . You are looking good using bounce dryer sheets is paying off. Your clothes have fewer wrinkles, and static cling. Oh and look, its that ms. 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But it was the 1993 cult classic, true romance, that helped put her on the map before the tv series medium, irnearned her an emmy as well. But she has a new project. It is an anxiety disorder, a fear of being in a situation where you feel helpless. Tristans isolation was not born of fear but of dependence. Technology provided him with everything that he needed. He became addicted to experiencing the world online. And over time, the only time he felt safe or kwfrtable was behind a computer screen. Wow. Hello patricia arquette. Hello. Another hit. What is happening . You are a hit maker. Woo. An idol maker. Did this appeal to you right away when you read the script . It did, because its very different. This players very head big instead of emotionally big. But it terrifies me, like this him was the veins in his hands. Because he was always covering his face. They have photos of the veins of his hands which are like fingerprints, so they scanned him and compared with all the other jihadis and found a match. Have you backed up your computers and changed your passwords. Phone. You dont . Oh, yeah, i cover the computer thing. Your kids have to turn off their location devices on photographs, because theres an invisible information, and it says the exact location where that pick tower was taken. One showed us that and we went in and we had no idea. One time i tweeted somebody and someone said hows 84th street and whatever, and i was there. Really wired. Your daughter comes with you, shes 12. Farlow. Brinkley brinkley. She comes with you on the set . Shell come and do her homework there and hang out. I have to go back. Because the last time i saw you was right before you won the oscar, and you were winning at every award show. And it seemed to us on the outside like a foregone conclusion that you were going to win the oscar. When youre sitting there before they say your name, did you have a moment, did you think, i got this . Or did you think, its not going to happen . I kind of thought it wasnt going to happen. And the second they said my name, i cant tell you. It was literally like being infused with this insane amount of drugs. Like a high or a low . It was like a weird, adrenaline womb. And time and space and when i went back stage, i was, like, shaking. I felt like i was going to vomit. I am going to pass out. Back . Yes, ive seen it. Were you happy with it . I dont know. I cant believe its even happened. Its a whole weird thing. Never i imagined that. Has it changed your rifelife, you think in. Mostly because of my speech, what i said. Ive been invited to do a lot of speaking engagements, but theres so many, i cant do them all, and it kind of stresses me out. Were so grad you came. Lad you came. Csi cyber airs sunday night. And its funny lady taking the comedy world by storm. 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Im giving you back up dancer realness. Ive stole this from all other look at your cute little kicks. You are especially turned up. I am. But not my pigment. I remain as pale as possible. Do you still get hecklers . Like right now . That one, the little one not as much, because i think people at this point, theyre coming to see the show. They know what youre in for. Now its just, a lot of people tape the shows. I feel like lady gaga, but way under rated. And peopleome dressed up and yell the bits atout. Is your show clean . An fbomb you dont know how scared our producers are. Im on probation already. Younger people come to the show. There are f words, its not as bad as youre going to see on the news. Bring your baby. Last night i met billy crystal. I evaded security, and we saw the town hall with him and david steinberg. And its all old jews there. Its not like the beatles trying to get to him. I saw a door and slipped into it. And i waddled somewhere under a catacomb of town hall. And i planned what i was going to say. How did it go . I dont know if well is the word, because i started shaking and crying. Youre a comedian, im a comedian too. And hes like, you poor thing. I dont have the picture. The only picture we got is both of us withh our eyes closed. And that was my moment with billy crystal. And it meant the world to me. Is he your number one . I dont know the guy. The one i always wanted to be. Is there a female comedian you look at and say wow . Sure. Ellen . Yes. Stone. Kathy griffin is so amazing. Shes so nice. Its just, there are so many great women out there. I cant believe from last comic standing, what your career has done. Finally, somebody admits it. You bring your dog blanch everywhere you go . I do except for here, because im going to las vegas tomorrow and it was too much for her little body. Shes got a big butt. There she is. Goose poop in her beard. Goose poop . She was in the eastern part the country. Thats her wawaing. In a rurur area. Wherere does that go . Outside the city, there are animalal beseses pigeonsnd tourists, and ty poop everywhere. And dogs are like, ooh, my new iliza. A. It is try day friday, and our good friend andy cohen is helping us out while kathie lee is off. Sometimes we well need a little help understanding our men. I may not be the best guy to ask, but we have help. They are here to desh out the other view. Lets go to gail. My husband is not a great sharer. From the bathroom sink to communicating his feelings, how can i make him a better sharer . How can gail get her husband to share . I mean firstly, the thing that gail has to realize, its something about her as well as him. When are in a relationship and you havent got the standard that says im going to expect you to share more, that person changes and youre there that whole time, that says something about you as well. But in terms of the sband, if people feeeelike theyre going to get punished every time they share something theyey never will. The next time s seone shares, you may not like what they say, but listen. What about the sink portion of it . He hogs the sink. You have to teach people how you want to be treated and lead by example. And i suspect that after 19 years of marriage, theres probably a lot of complaining about the sink and everything else. And thats not helpful. So just, you have to find that happy medium between accepting that your husband whos not good at sharing and show him how to share. Modeling. We walk. Whos our next person . Laura from indiana. I have a 24 year old daughter. How do i encourage her to find a relationship and settle down . Thats not going to go well. Obviously, as her mother, you have influence, and you could guilt and pressure your daughter into settling down, but why wowod you . I think thehe goalhould be that your dadahters happy and settles down when shes ready and finds the right person. Its a strange thing to say that i want her to do thi no she has her own goals. Shed do a better job showing her how amazing a relationship can be. If her mother can be in a relationship and sees how great that can be, thats the best way to get her to want it. I have two younger brothers. You guys to be good is i didnt give you anything to rebel against. As soon as she gives her daughter something to rebel against, in other words, im trying to sell you on a relationship. There are a lot of moms who see their daughters and worry. Shes only in her 20s. But there are moms who have kids in their 30s or 40s, and theyre, like, please, i want them to meet someone. I would like to meet one of your younger brothers. This is michelle. Ive been dating this gentleman for about a year. Ive been very hospitable. Ive invited him to my home several times. I feel something. Ive never been invited into his homeme what is thaha about . Should ie suspicious . Yes. Theres a lot going on there. She should be asking m, not us. Thats something you talk to him about. A guy who over a year isnt actually inviting you to his place is not in to bringing you into his life. Theres something beggar going on there. My biggest worry wouldnt be him cheating. It would be the fact that hes not wanting to integrate me into his life. Thats not the relationship i would want to be in. He absolutely could be hiding something, but thats not the point. I agree with that. After a year, you should be part of each others lives. You shouldnt be wondering, when should i get an invite to his house. If you have a question, go to klg and hoda. Com and hit the connect button. I hear what theyre doing next is a smash. Natalie has the mallet. Get ready to eat it or beat it lady lady phil oh no. under his breath hey man hey peter. unenthusiastic ha ha ha joanne . Is that you . Its me. You dont look a day over 70. Am i right . Jingle jingle. If youre peter pan, you stay young forever. If you want to save fifteen n rcent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. You make me feel so young. Its what you do. You make me feel so spring has sprung. Bring us your aching and sleep deprived. Bring us those who want to feel well rested. Aleve pm. The only one to combine a sleep aid. Plus the 12 hour pain relieving strength of aleve. Be a morning person again with aleve pm. Im lucky to get through a shift without a disaster. My bargain detergent couldnt keep up. So i switched to tide pods. Theyre super concentrated so i get a better clean. 15 cleaning ingredients or 90 . Dont pay for water, pay for clean. Now its time for andys First Encounter with a game we like to call beat it or eat it. Am i doing a cooking segment or jumping out of an airplane. Apparently we take these mallets and beat them to death because they have too much fat and sugar. Madeline fernstrom. Im going to give you a question, youre going to listen for calories, fat or sugar and you are going to beat the one ha has more. Lets start with leftover halloween candy, four pieces of licorice or a peanut buttercup. 40 cal roysories in one strip. Have you ever been to the i love reeses. We have two starchy things here. Is it a cup of mashed white potatoes or butternut squash. Oh yes, awesome you would be right. Sorry. Everybody okay . Mashed potatoes. About 100 calories. Ones going to have two calories. Lets move on to something we all love. One of these has to be beaten, calories. Is it a nice little piece of corn bread or a buttery white roll. Youre going to beat the corn bread to death. Yes. About 1 hundred more calories and fat, too. Its still moving. Lets go on to something i had for breakfast. Which of these has to take a beating because it has more is it a pumpkin doughnut or a muffin . Hoda would be right. Im begging you. Get a shot of his face. Thank you, thank you for that. Lets move on to a main dish we all love. Which one must be beaten. Because its more calories. Hold on. It falls higher in calories and fat. Two cups of beef stew or chicken potpie. Whoa man. You would beat the chicken potpie. You would be right. Just because its beef hows the hair . Fine. Which of these two combos needs a beating because its got more calories . A serving of cheese and crackers or a serving of baked wholewheat peta chips with black bean dip on top. Cheese and crackers. No no . Just because something sounds healthier doesnt mean its lower calories. Thats right, hoda, youre going to beat those peta chipsa pita chips. I want to bail on this. Apple crisp or brownie. Youd be right. Hodas our winner. Its a tie this is hot man. And a trivet for all of your hot dishes. You put this down and put a hot plate over it. You can have it. I dont want it. Lets give it to the guys from great big world. Exactly. They have a great new song coming up. 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When we were writing for the second album, it was really, i dont know, absurd how much pressure we felt. But we never thought it would be a hit song. We wrote it because we needed to. I think thats the approach we took for this album and wrote songs that we needed to write. That song say something. I was at a party, i heard him singing in front of all kinds of stars, Joni Mitchell was