And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 549 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody welcome welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the show. What a crowd. Well, yeah. Heres what people are talking about. This is very interesting. I heard that yesterday, ivanka trump bumped into Rosie Odonnell at a restaurant here in new york. [ light laughter ] she said, im sorry hes so obsessed with you. And ivanka was like, yeah, im used to it. [ laughter ] listen to this. Two more playboy videos were uncovered where donald trump makes a cameo. In any other election, a a candidate appearing in three campaign, but this year its just like, eh, what else you got . [ laughter and applause ] two more adult films were uncovered that featured an appearance by trump. When asked why it took so long to find them, reporters were like, we couldnt find anyone willing to Google Donald trump porno. [ laughter and applause ] you do it. I dont want to do it. I have kids. You do it. Almost cant unsee that stuff. While speaking at a rally in nevada, yesterday, trump nevahda. Yeah. But i think trump might have gotten a little confused when he was pointing that out. Listen to what he said. We love nevada. Nevada. Nevahda. And you know what i said . You know what i said . I said, when i came out here i said, nobody says it the other way. It has to be nevahda. [ applause ] jimmyd [ laughter ] especially here in las vegas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess its like that old saying, you say potato, i say wrong. [ laughter and applause ] trump also talked about his running mate, mike pences performance at the v. P. Debate this week. Of course, trump never has been known to exaggerate. Laying this on a little thick on this one. Check this out. Id argue that mike had the single most decisive victory in the history of Vice President ial debates. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, but winning the Vice President debate is like winning a 2 scratchoff. [ laughter ] its cool, i guess, but it doesnt change anything. [ applause ] i guess im a winner . I dont know. Give me another one. Donald trumps former accountant is speaking out about p here he is giving his side of the story on inside edition. Take a look. How involved was donald trump in preparing his taxes . Or did he just hand everything over to you . No, i did all the tax preparation. He never saw the product until it was presented to him for signature. Really, this was your idea . Right, im the one who did all the work. [ light laughter ] jimmy that must have been a a stressful job, because that guy is actually 36 years old. Jimmy 36 years old. Years young. Steve yeah. 36 years young. Jimmy this week, the White House Press secretary was asked about reports of creepy clowns popping up across the nation. I dont like this story at all. [ light laughter ] creepy clowns are popping up across the nation. He said that he wasnt sure if president obama had been briefed on the situation. While joe biden hasnt slept in five weeks. [ laughter and applause ] you hear a horn . Thats a red nose this is kind of cool. I read that a growing number of Senior Citizens are signing up to drive for uber. Yeah. Personally, i think its a great idea. In fact, just to show my support, im going to request a a senior uber right now. See if someone picks up. There he is, yeah. Milton. [ light laughter ] hes going around at Columbus Circle he missed the turn there. But its all right. Going to go around just go down. Hes gonna go up that. Yep. [ laughter ] oh, he missed the turn again. [ applause ] ill check in steve hell be here. Jimmy ill check in with him later. I dont know. Hell make it. Hell get here eventually. Some celebrity news, here. I saw that Susan Sarandon just turned 70. [ cheers ] yeah. She says her tips for staying young are to laugh and have sex. Then her kids were like, geez, mom, just blow out the candles. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of 70yearolds, let check on my driver on uber. Milton. Mi hes in the grand canyon. [ laughter ] what the heck . Milton. Cancel. [ applause ] this is the stupidest thing. Cancel. I cant even cancel. Four stars [ light laughter ] i showed milton. Steve you showed him. Jimmy i showed him. I showed him whats what. This is kind of crazy, you guys. A Southwest Airlines flight in kentucky had to be evacuated on the runway yesterday after someones Samsung Galaxy phone started smoking in the cabin. Even the guy eating a tuna fish sandwich with his shoes off was [ laughter and applause ] thats rude [ light laughter ] this is pretty controversial, here. A new dad in utah is claiming that the hospital billed him an extra 40 for holding his baby right after he was delivered. Thats why my dad said, i just stayed around the bar around the corner. [ laughter and applause ] he didnt say that. I screwed that joke up anyway. What was the joke . What was the punchline . Yeah, thats it right there. The baby was delivered and then my dad said, thats why i just stayed at the bar around the corner. Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] . . [ laughter ] thats funny. Yeah. [ horn noise ] that gets a three air horn. Steve that joke gets four stars. Jimmy let me just try it one more time. [ light laughter ] i think this times going to work. Steve this time its gonna work. Jimmy here we go. [ cheers and applause ] steve you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it. Jimmy oh, my gosh. This is a pretty controversial. [ laughter ] steve what happened . Jimmy a new dad in utah is claiming that a hospital billed him an extra 40 for holding his baby right after he was delivered. 40. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy then my dad said, thats why i just stayed at the bar around the corner. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . . Steve winner faith hill and tim mcgraw are joining this season of the voice as advisors. [ cheers ] so far, the only advice theyve given is, dont eat the brownies in mileys dressing room. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Roots. We had a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal, tyler perry will be here, ladies and gentlemen. We love him. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, Abigail Spencer and van morrison will be here tomorrow night. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy also, thank you notes. But we have an unbelievable show tonight. This guy is the best. Hes talented, hilarious, hardworking. His new movie, the accountant, is in theaters next friday. Ben affleck is here steve yeah jimmy every time he comes on, we always have fun. Bens going to tell us all about his new movie, the accountant. Then he and i are going to do some acting together in a bit called kid theater. Its gonna be good. Plus, she just won the emmy for her amazing portrayal of marcia clark in the people v. O. J. Simpson American Crime story. Shes unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] i want to give her more awards. Just for that. Steve shes brilliant. Jimmy but shes great in everything shes in. She now stars in the new film blue jay and the new season of American Horror story. Sarah paulson is dropping by Sarah Paulson is dropping by. Steve come on. Thats it, right . Thats the whole show. Jimmy thats it. You dont need anymore show. Steve yeah. Jimmy but we have more show. Steve what . Jimmy we have music from one of the coolest, best, loudest, awesomest bands on earth. Green day is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] come on wow. Jimmy love those dudes. Green day. Guys, it is time for [ cheers and applause ] . Hashtags hashtags . Jimmy there we go. Are you guys on twitter . Anyone using twitter out there . [ cheers and applause ] we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since the Vice President ial debate was earlier this week, and things got pretty heated, i went on twitter and started a a and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird, or stupid argument that youve had. We got thousand of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] theyre good. So right now, i thought id share some of my favorite mydumbargument tweets from you guys. Here wo go. This first ones from kristenrose124. She says, one time my parents got into a fight because my dad tried to convince my mom that his leg cramp was as painful as childbirth. Not going to win that one, dude. Steve thats not good. Jimmy this ones from georgecherries. He said, once i got into a a fight with my grandmother, because she thought that beyonce was a type of beer. [ laughter ] steve it should be. Jimmy this ones from 1rsmadunicorn. [ light laughter ] steve uhoh. Uhoh. Jimmy he says, my friends definition of a boy band is any band that consists of boys. She tried to convince me that metallica is one too. [ laughter and applause ] no, thats not true. I guess so. No. Theyre not a boy band. This ones from nikkigbo. She says, caught in a traffic jam. Yelled at a guy, you have a a nice day he yelled back, no, i wont have a nice day [ laughter ] well, thank you. Well, no, thank you [ light laughter ] good day to you, sir. [ slap ] the old this ones from philborgenicht . Borgenicht . Someone know how to pronounce that . [ light laughter ] steve borgenicht . Jimmy his names in, like, reverse. Its backwards. Borgenicht. Steve borgenicht. Borgenicht. [ speaking backwards ] [ laughter ] [ speaking backwards ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy put my game down flip it and reverse it. [ speaking backwards ] . . Jimmy my names phil borgenicht. [ cheers and applause ] phil borgenicht. Steve borgenicht. Jimmy borgenicht. Steve borgenicht. Jimmy borgenicht. He says, my friend and i once fought over whether mr. Monopoly and the pringles guy were brothers. [ laughter ] argument. This ones from bigtoastytoast. Steve yeah toasted jimmy he says, i won an argument that purple would taste better than blue based on the fact that red probably tastes great. [ laughter and applause ] steve he won that argument . Jimmy i dont know. Steve he won that one . With who . Himself . [ light laughter ] jimmy wow, that was a good one. This last ones from bphil7. He says, my friend once insisted that the beach boys called bob moran. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. Those are tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with ben affleck [ cheers and applause ] were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. How degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. It wont let you down. . . . . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . . Of a wellmade choice. Ray steiber i was in charge of homicide. I know when somethings not right. S the right of law abiding nevadans to bear arms. Carry. Hunt. Protection. Its all there. Doesnt change. And no one goes to jail for swapping guns while hunting or at the shooting range. What changes is convicted felons cant run to a gun show or go online and buy guns without background checks. That will save lives. Yes on 1. The new salami caprese panini from subway. To get a golden brown crust and meld the flavors in melted cheese. Part of the new chefinspired panini collection from subway. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a bigtime movie star and multiple Academy Awardwinning writer and film maker. Anna kendrick in a very entertaining new movie called the accountant, which is in theaters next friday. Please welcome back to our show, ben affleck [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy come on. They love you. Always good to see you, pal. . . Always a pleasure to be here. Jimmy looking sharp, buddy. Looking sharp. Thank you very much. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Just trying to show respect for the show. Jimmy were going to do a a bit later in the show called kids theater and i thought it was kind of fun to show something a clip of you as a a kid because you were an actor as a child. I was. I did do some child acting. I wasnt like the child actor, who, you know, luckily, i didnt end up on the show and get famous and go on crack and go crazy. [ laughter ] yu know what i mean . Jimmy you actually had a a childhood. Thing and then forced me to come home. It was a pbs series called voyage of the mimi. It was for kids. You know, educational, kind of. Jimmy voyge of the mimi. Youre laughing, but its not a joke. [ laughter ] jimmy its very available on youtube. Yeah. You can find it. Jimmy you can find it, yeah. The voyage of the mimi. Combining science and math topics with an interesting adventure. The young man [ light laughter ] jimmy youre really selling it hard, yeah. I still feel like i have to pitch it. Jimmy but you were traveling with a fisherman or something . Whats the deal . Hes your best friend . No, hes my grandpa. You meet up like a a deranged [ laughter ] it was sling blade on a a boat. Jimmy he meets up with a a little kid and it becomes youre my best friend. [ laughter ] you start cruising around together, you and the fisherman. It was awesome. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. Jimmy i want to show a clip here of a young ben affleck. On the voyage of the mimi. I forget what episode this was. Anyhow, remember what ramon said about whales ancestors living on the land . Well, you know, i found that learn. I wanted evidence, and i figured, if i could find it anywhere, it would be at the Natural History section of the smithsonian. . . [ vocalizing ] that was before i had testicles. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, you didnt have them yet. They were not you could [ laughter ] and be like, im not a woman they would say, sorry, maam. Jimmy i love the hard [ boston accent ] it was really hahd to find [ light laughter ] it was hahd to see jimmy it was hahd to see that whale. A whale was going really fah. [ laughter ] jimmy but look at you now, man. Your just crushing it. I know youre doing Justice League and the batman and this is the accountant. This is the accountant, yeah. Jimmy this is what an interesting movie. I had no idea where this was going or what this was about. I go, how is he going to make i dont know how and yet it turned out to be entertaining. It sounds like the most boring movie you could ever possibly find. Jimmy i thought it was you were just gonna crunch numbers. I go, okay, i mean dude, hes like an actionpacked. I mean, this is its fun. Thats why i wanted to do it. I read it. I totally thought i could see it coming and its got all these surprises and a lot of twists and turns and it changes sort of genres. A little bit of a thriller and an action movie. Kind of a drama and, yeah, i really like it. Jimmy but also you you have aspergers in the film so because you cant you dont really its tough to play both roles. Yeah, that was actually something where i kind of felt like i had to do some research, you know what i mean . I ended up meeting with a lot of people who were on the spectrum and experts and reading stuff and just getting a lot of stories and anecdotes and people, they were really actually psyched that i was making well call it an autistic superhero movie so it was completely awesome. It wasreally inspiring. Jimmy i want to show a a scene here. Is there anything else you want to set that up . Well i have this like my yeah, okay. Jimmy all those bad guys. Theyre were being chased, me and anna kendrick, whos awesome in the movie, and i have this, like, secret trailer, basically, where i where he keeps all his stuff if he needs to run away at a a moments notice. Jimmy his rv. His rv, yeah. Jimmy yeah, im obsessed with the air stream, ive been talking about it forever. I want to do an rv its awesome. I bought the airstream that i thats in this movie because i love it so much. Jimmy i love that thing too. You can come over any time. [ laughter ] its my i love it. Jimmy do you travel around with it . A movie. And i dont yeah, i go in that. Jimmy its on wheels. You can travel with it. The guys hitch it up and drive it right to the next location. Its amazing. Jimmy fantastic. I totally want to hang with you. [ laughter ] now he wants to hang out with me. Jimmy no, i do. I always want to hang out with you. You know who else . Will smith also is into rvs. Really . Jimmy and hes been talking about going on vacation with me for years. [ laughter ] has he really . Havent gotten around to it. Jimmy not really. Not really. Hes very busy. Yeah. Hes in a lot of movies. Jimmy yeah but me, you, and will smith, well bring the i dont know. I mean, we could bring my family but just my three kids in that rv is a whole lot. Jimmy i got two. In the airstream, it feels like nine. Its like dog years. Jimmy do you have dogs or pets . I have two dogs also, yeah. Jimmy bring them along too. I love this idea. Jimmy this is fun. Is the band coming . Jimmy yes, the roots are invited. They can all come. [ cheers and applause ] we can fit them all in there. I would love it. Jimmy this scene is not the rv scene. Its not. Jimmy no. This is the scene [ laughter ] youre going to have to go to theaters for that. This is the scene where youre saving her life. Oh, this is the action scene. Thats right. Im used to because we promote it in the daytime, they cant show action clips. Jimmy oh, we can show action. But the night time jimmy oh, please. We can show action. Were all about action. [ cheers and applause ] this show this show is in 3d. I can tell. People at home. Look coming at you jimmy theyre freaking out. Whoa freaking out. They pay big money for this stuff. This is a vr, brandnew, state its amazing. Jimmy yeah. Seems very life like. Jimmy yeah, you seem totally real. [ laughter ] youre not here. You understand . Im the curve tv. Jimmy yes, exactly. Youre the curve tv. Youre the virtual reality. Youre not even here. Okay, but this clip is. These bad guys break into and theyre going to try to kill anna kendrick, and she just knows you as the accountant. Boy, does she see the other side [ laughter ] of the accountant. Heres ben affleck. Check it out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about the accountant [ cheers ] thats what im talking about. Its going to be big. Are you ready to read some movie scenes written by children . Im psyched. Yeah, i have experience doing that. Jimmy yeah. Ben affleck and i are acting out some kid theatft stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . You should masterpass that, now. Hey dude. Xxxl she wants her fruit chews. Masterpassed. Because i masterpass. . . You n