Musical guests de la soul featuring estelle and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 542 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey how are you . Welcome. Welcome. Please sit down. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it youre here thats what im talking about now, its a party. Now, its a party. Thank you very much, guys. Welcome to the tonight show. Heres what people are talking about. [ laughter ] the big debate last night. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy everyones talking about the debate between donald trump and hillary clinton. Yeah, in fact, it had higher ratings than any other debate in u. S. History. What . Jimmy did you know that . Ratings would have been even higher if it werent for all the people covering their eyes. Steve hey [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you. Nailed it. Nailed it. [ laughter ] actually, did you know this, though . Before every debate, the candidates go on stage, and they do a sound check. From last night. [ laughter ] it kind of set the tone for the evening. First up was hillary clinton. Listen to this. Testing. Testing. Trumped up, trickle down. Trumped up, trickle down. [ laughter ] pause for applause, and nothing. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was hillary. Steve that was hillary. Jimmy that was hillarys sound check. Now, listen to Donald Trumps sound check. [ laughter ] testing. [ sniffs ] testing. [ sniffs ] oh, yeah. That was the one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sniffing . Steve wow. Jimmy a lot of people noticed last night donald trump kept sniffling during the debate. Trump claims there was nothing wrong with him, but im not so sure about that. Check this out. Perhaps well be talking about that later. [ sniffs ] [ laughter ] but we have to stop companies from doing this. [ sniffs ] [ laughter ] we cannot let it happen. And why hasnt she made the agreements better . [ sniffs ] [ laughter ] the nafta agreement is defecte. Thing. [ blows nose ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you miss that . Did you miss that last night . Steve i missed that. Jimmy i have it. Steve i missed that. [ laughter ] jimmy of course, one of the issues that came up last night was trumps personal wealth. But, trump defended himself saying that he doesnt talk about how rich he is just to be quote, braggadocious. [ laughter ] and, he introduced his speechwriter, the ninja turtles. [ laughter and applause ] im totally braggadocious, debate, trump was complaining about our outdated military and said that our b52s are so old, that your grandfather could be flying them. Because everyone knows nothing gets a debate crowd going like some old your b52s are so old joke. [ laughter ] your b52s are so old they need cialis to launch a a missile. Steve hey . . [ applause ] your b52 is so old, when i heard b52, i yelled bingo . . Steve heyoh [ laughter and applause ] your b52 is so old, instead steve hey . . [ applause ] jimmy thats how old that would be. Steve heyoh jimmy this is kind of weird. I read that coolers and bicycles were banned from last nights debate, which makes you wonder what happened at previous debates where they said, all right. From now on, no more coolers or bicycles at the debate. [ applause ] because this is a complete disaster. Steve hey, no jimmy come on. You have to make a rule. Steve yeah. Steve i have a cooler full of beer, man jimmy you wouldnt believe you wouldnt believe what happened to me getting up here. I had to go through all those coolers and bicycles. [ laughter ] never again. Steve enough jimmy enough good day, sir [ laughter ] this is pretty big. Snapchat announced theyre changing its name to snap, incorporated. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah, and right after myspace announced its changing its name to snapchat. [ laughter ] like, well take it. Well take thats a good name. [ applause ] youre not going to take it. Whats the problem . Yeah. Speaking of snapchat, i saw that one of president obamas advisors just left her job to become snapchats director of communications. Once she learns how to make messages disappear, shell go back to the white house and work for hillary. [ laughter and applause ] very good for her. Keep the economy going. Steve keep it going. Jimmy were making jobs. And finally, i saw that uber just started selling gift cards at places like walmart and target. Yep. A perfect way of saying, i love you, but i aint picking you up at the airport. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Tariq two one five. Lets go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, multiple grammy awardwinner, our pal, sting will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] i love sting. Then later this week, Margot Robbie will be here, nathan lane steve oh jimmy james marsden, and Vice President , joe biden will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thats a good week. But first steve what . Jimmy we have a fantastic show, tonight. Were in love with this girl. She stars opposite Mark Wahlberg in the giant new film, deepwater horizon. Golden globe awardwinner kate hudson is here [ cheers and applause ] plus, from the new movie, queen of katwe, the very [ cheers and applause ] hes so fun. Remember his dad was here last time . Steve whats that . Jimmy davids dad was here last time. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy standing up and waving to everybody. [ laughter ] it was really funny. It was really cute. Oh, and we got great music. I mean, how exciting was this . Dude, i freaked out. Steve yeah. Jimmy i was just walking by the hall. I saw them in the hallway. I was like, oh, my gosh de la soul is in the house [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy mint green, funky. Minty fresh. Minty fresh. Steve it tastes peppery. Jimmy yeah, yeah. What jam are they doing tonight . Do you know . Questlove memory of, memory of, yeah. Jimmy memory of, ooh, wow. Thats right, with estelle. You got a little tape . You want me to bust it . . . [ cheers ] jimmy yeah, thats what im talking about. De la soul is here. Steve oh jimmy guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] . Pros and cons and pros and cons and pros . Jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of getting a flu shot. Steve oh. Jimmy a lot of people are getting them, but some doctors are now warning against doing it too soon. So, lets take a look at the pros and cons of getting a flu shot. Here we go. Pr con, i had needs to be called flu fighters. [ light laughter ] steve oh, thats a good to know. [ applause ] jimmy pros, this fall, the flu shots come in three different strains. Con, h1n1, h3n2, and pumpkin spice. [ laughter and applause ] a seasonal thing. Steve theyre very good. Jimmy subtle. Steve smells fantastic. [ laughter ] jimmy pro, typing in all of your symptoms to webmd. Con, getting back, oh, you dead. Steve dont go there. Jimmy you could be dead. Steve wait. Jimmy pro, obama got the shot, so he can stay healthy in office. Con, biden got the show, so he can get a spongebob bandaid. [ laughter and applause ] worth it just for that. Steve its worth it, man. Jimmy i love that show. Steve sponge it up. Jimmy pro, flulike symptoms include fever, cold sweats, muscle aches, chills, and dehydration. Con, that also describes me after two minutes at spin class. [ laughter and applause ] pro, just close your eyes, and youll feel a tiny little prick. [ laughter ] steve oh. Hey whoa jimmy con, thats what i told my girlfriend in college. There you go. Steve hey . . [ applause ] steve why would you do that . Why would you tell her that . Jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] steve its obviously the truth. You said it. [ laughter ] available this season. Con, because donald trump used it all last night. [ laughter ] there you go. Those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . My mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. beep were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. Ee dry spray. Degree. It wont let you down. foot steps . . crickets chirping . . jet engine . . heart beat . . water splashing rain drops engine revving tires on wet road . . Only at your lincoln dealer. 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Jimmy for the audience. We have bicycles, coolers and suggestion boxes waiting for the audience. But we banned from now on, we banned no more coolers or bikes. Steve get rid of them, too many. Jimmy but the suggestion box is great. Because the audience gives us feedback about what they think and that helps us. So we appreciate it. Thank you for doing that, you guys. Its really good. [ cheers and applause ] lets take a look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Look into the box the suggestion box . . . Jimmy the first one is from kyle benson. Hey jimmy, i grew up in the 90s and i used to love going to the mall and getting those glamour shots done. Do you ever do that . Actually, i know what youre talking about. There were those photo booths where they give you props and glamorous. Normally girls did it. Some guy did it. Guys did it too. I never got them done. But i think higgins did, right . Did you . Steve yeah, i sure did. [ light laughter ] jimmy can we see one . Steve sure. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Leather Jacket . No shirt. Steve no shirt. No pants. Jimmy no pants. [ laughter ] steve porky pigged it. Porky pigged it all the way to the floor. Nope. Never got any. [ laughter ] jimmy you sure . Well, i took one. [ light laughter ] jimmy there you go. Thats not bad. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Steve they like you. Jimmy yeah, yikes. Steve she is cute. Jimmy this one is from megan horowitz. Hey jimmy, i love the show american ninja warrior. but sometimes its too intense for me. I wish there was a way to calm it down. Can you help . Entertainment. But i think i know the best way to make it more relaxing have it narrated by morgan freeman. [ laughter ] take a look. In life, we all face obstacles like heartbreak, failure, or whatever the hell this thing is, some sort of inverted rock climbing wall. Anyway, the point is, to achieve greatness, you have to believe. Ooh. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy ninjafail. This one is from jack carter. He said, hey jimmy, have you have heard of todd, the turtle in the convertible . Hes an actual turtle who drives a convertible. You should have him on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, i know exactly who youre talking about. Basically its this turtle named todd. Hes always driving around in his convertible blasting music. Frankly, its a little annoying. . . No. No, no, no. Oh no. . Get out the way . . . Jimmy watch it, buddy. Hey get out of here lower the music. Lower the music. . . He cant even hear me. He cant even hear me. Lower it lower it slow down . . Lower the music and slow down i apologize, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] trouble i got. Steve rude. Jimmy rude. Jimmy this one is from diane hibbert. Hey jimmy, do you have any surveillance cameras in the dressing rooms at the show . Interesting you ask that, cause one of the coffee tables backstage got broken and ive been meaning to check the surveillance cameras to see if they caught anything. Lets take a look right now. [ light laughter ] higgins, is that you . Steve yeah. Jimmy wait, what what you are doing in the dressing room . In order to properly do the moonwalk, start with your pivot foot facing forward then slide your opposite foot backward. J jimmy higgins, that was you . Steve sorry. [ light laughter ] jimmy did you ever learn to moonwalk . Steve you tell me. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was okay. A stunt guy to do a moonwalk. [ laughter ] steve that costs a lot of money. Jimmy is your buddy in the audience tonight . Steve whats that . Jimmy is your buddy here in the audience . Oh, yeah. Jimmy what is his name . Steve greg tinkle. Jimmy oh thats weird, we have a suggestion from greg tinkle. Steve are you serious . Oh, my gosh. What did he say . Jimmy he said he didnt mention you at all, weirdly. [ laughter ] steve cause of the moonwalking. Jimmy yeah, probably. He was embarrassed, yeah. Hey jimmy, i love that classic scene in a few good men with tom cruise and Jack Nicholson handle the truth. you could have them on the show to reenact that scene . Ill do you one better. Ladies and gentlemen, here to reenact that seen from a few good men are tom cruise and Jack Nicholsons celebrity impersonators. [ cheers and applause ] . . All right guys, whenever youre . . Colonel jessup, did you order the code red . You snotty little bastard. Answer the question. Ill answer the question. You want answers . I think im entitled. You want answers . I want the truth you cant handle the truth . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey fantastic job. Fantastic. That was amazing. Thank you guys. Steve wow jimmy that was great. Okay, guys. Thank you. Fantastic. Gregs idea. Yeah. [ light laughter ] lets try one more from the old sug box. This last one is from jamie powers. Hey jimmy, one of my favorite things about the fall are corn mazes. Did you know that there is a a corn maze here in meridian, idaho dedicated to you . You should come here and see it. Yeah, did i hear about this. Its called the farmstead corn maze and this year they made an entire corn maze based on the tonight show. Look at that. Isnt that amazing . [ cheers ] idaho loves jimmy. Isnt that cool . [ cheers and applause ] i was honored. Thank you very much for that. While id love to go there myself, i have to stay here and do the show. But we were able to do the next best thing. We sent our very own tonight show mascot hashtag the panda to idaho and had him skydive from a plane and land in the maze. We shot the whole thing. Check this out. . I just wanna fly put your arms around me baby . . I just wanna fly put your arms around me baby put your arms around me baby . . I just want to fly . . . Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] landed right in the heart. Incredible. My thanks to sky down maze, and everyone in idaho. I really appreciate that. . . Oh, its hashtag [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. He is so excited. Hashtag, that was a great job when you went skydiving. That was fantastic, buddy. Yeah. [ light laughter ] do you have any new moves that you can you teach us . Any new dance moves for us . . . . . Jimmy yeah . . . . . [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. All right. . . Jimmy all right, good. Thats good. Thank you, thats it. Audience suggestion box. Stick around. Well be right back with kate hudson, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Whatcha got there . New cheezit sandwich crackers made with real cheese ummmm. Sammiches sandwich with a d sammich. Sammich see ahahaha we take time for our cheese to mature, in our new cheezit sandwich crackers. Sammiches. . Go ahead. Leave the competition behind, with the aggressive lexus gs 350 and 200 turbo. 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Shutting down the government. Taking away access to lifesaving care. Just to score political points. Joe heck should be ashamed. Women vote is responsible for the content of this advertising. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our first guest from movies like almost famous, how to lose a guy in 10 days, and kung fu panda 3. Her latest film, deepwater horizon is in imax and theaters this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kate hudson [ cheers and applause ] . . Im so happy to be here. Jimmy im so happy youre here. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. The panda. The panda. The last time i was here, i couldnt stop laughing, yeah. Oh, its the greatest thing ever. Jimmy you had your son with you last time. Did he like the panda . I did. He did. I think he liked the drums more. Jimmy thats right. He played questloves drums. He did well, he tried, right . He tried, he got a little nervous. Yeah, well, he is still playing the drums. Jimmy is he, re