Hmm . When strangers come from other side of hill. Before strangers come, nobody take things. crowd yelling looks like a town meeting. Oh, a town meeting. You know, theres nothing friendlier than having a bunch of friends get together, hey whats going on . You going on. audience laughing [mac] wait a minute, wait a minute. As Commanding Officer from the other side of the hill, i protest this kind of treatment. You Better Believe it. Quiet many things missing from caves. [all] yeah [clon] spears, shields, skin, pots, stone axe. So what . We didnt steal em. Things never missing before strangers come from other side of hill. What would we want with those prehistoric relics who are only fit for the museum of natural [mac] alright, hector. [boss] quiet audience laughing boss tell strangers. More things stolen from village. Boss punish without asking any questions first . Kill first sneaky band music captain, do we have to go through with this . Yes. [hector] why . Because its an order, thats why. Well thats good enough for me, but im scared. [mac] well dont be scared. Is that another order . Yes, thats another order. audience laughing hector, the only chance of clearing ourselves is by finding the real crooks. Im not scared. Im not scared. gasping dont do that. No wait, i see a figure over there. [hector] me too, lets get outta here. No wait a minute, it might be the thief. Lets sneak up and see what hes doing. Ive got a better idea, lets stay here and see what hes doing. audience laughing [mac] he seems to be pacing back and forth. Huh, thats possible. I mean, im honest and look how nervous i am. audience laughing low band music twig snapping [clon] who there . Its clon. [clon] who there, clon say . Nobody audience laughing [clon] oh, nobody. audience laughing hector, were lucky clon didnt catch us skulking around tonight. Yeah, that wouldve been our last skulk. That would have proven to boss that we really were the thieves. Put out the torch, will you . [hector] yes sir. Captain, do we own a shield . [mac] shield . course we dont own a shield. [hector] well, we do now. audience laughing and a spear and a stone axe and a tiger skin. Hector, do you realize what you just found . Yeah, a spear, a stone axe and this pretty tiger skin. Those are the things that were stolen from the cavepeople. Howd they get under my bed . [hector] this is just like in the movies. This used to happen to Humphrey Bogart every time he met another girl. Lets worry about that tomorrow. Right now, we have to get these things back to their rightful owners before they complain. Yeah but how . We dont know what belongs to who. Well go see shad and gronk, im sure they can help us. [hector] yeah. tinny brass music [mac] gronk, gronk, wake up gronk. [gronk] ooh, gronk. grunting catch thieves. [mac] no. [gronk] catch thieves. [mac] no, wait a minute. No, were not the thieves. [hector] heck no. Hec yes and mac too. [shad] mac, hec, why you steal from friends . They not care, they steal from anybody. No, you dont understand. [hector] no, were not stealing anything. Were just returning the things that were stolen to people they were stolen from so the stolen things, well they wont know that theyre, they wont know that theyre stolen. Maybe i can explain. Gronk go tell boss shad and gronk catch thief. Wait, wait. Tiger skin stolen before. Stone axe stolen before. Mac hec not thieves. Thats right. Somebody hid these in our cave last night. And we wanna bring them back to the rightful owners. And we need your help, we dont know what belongs to whom. Shield with point belong to bog. True. Gronk remember when wife of bog screamed when sit on point. audience laughing since you both know what belongs to who, maybe you can help us take them back. Shad and gronk glad to help. One more thing. Whats that mr. Gronk . You sure you not thief . audience laughing they belong here. sneaky band music owner of this live here. Im going, im going. audience laughing be very careful, this cave of boss. sneaky band music sputtering audience laughing groaning grunting sneaky band music this cave of clon. Must move with great care. Boy, you can say that again. Not say that again. Not make sound. shushing audience laughing sputtering audience laughing sneaky band music snoring stifled yelling audience laughing what a night. Yeah, after all that excitement, ill probably never sleep. Well try. Well ill try, but i know im just too nervous to sleep. Ill probably lie awake all night with my eyes open and. sneaky band music snoring clanging boss call big meeting theyre gonna call a big meeting. Well you know what thats for, dont you captain . Sure, to report that everybody got their stuff back during the night. Well, im gonna make him apologize. The idea of him calling me a thief. Im gonna make him apologize. [mac] hector. No, im not gonna accept his apology. Im gonna make him grovel. Will you come on . [hector] just a minute. I dont even think im gonna accept his grovel. audience laughing bouncy band music boss call people of village here to see if more things stolen during night. Wife of clon get pot back. Now, flint to make fire missing. Zork get spear back. Now bear skin missing. When zork sleep, zork lose bear skin from floor. When bog sleep, bog lose bear skin from bog. audience laughing get strangers. [mac] wait [hector] you dont have to get the strangers because the strangers are here. Here we are. And you can start apologizing right now. More things missing. Strangers guilty. I will not accept your apology. Wait a minute, thats not what hes saying hector. Well, how can he go around accusing honest citizens of steal. Huh, what . Boss say strangers still guilty. crowd murmuring wait a minute, wait a minute, before you get all excited, we can prove our innocence. All you have to do is search the cave. Yeah, just search the cave. Kill now, search later. No. Strangers right. If strangers steal, find things in cave of strangers. Search cave now. Then kill. low band music search cave. Go ahead, search the cave. grunting not play, search look under the table. See . Nothing. [mac] yeah here, look in back of this rock. Come on. Go ahead. See . Nothing. [hector] look under the bed. See . tense band music gasping uh oh. Look any place. Why stranger sit on bed . Stranger suddenly tired. [mac] oh come on, hector. Get up out of there. Let him look under the bed. No, no, a man has to have some privacy. Come on hector, were innocent. Yeah, were innocent. But dont let em look under the bed. Clon, pick up stranger. Search under bed. Now wait a minute, you have to have a search warrant. Hector, what is the matter with you . Have you gone crazy . Now get up out of there, let him look. Go on, look under the bed. Boss, look told you so. Weve been framed again . This prove strangers steal now . [boss] now before you hit me over the head with a club, can i say one thing . [boss] one thing you got to catch me first yeah fast band music [boss] catch strangers fast band music crashing bouncy band music [clon] strangers, here strangers. Come on out, strangers. audience laughing [hector] oops, here he comes, captain. Clon find. [mac] follow me, hector. rustling [clon] bush move. [hector] we kind of bush that move. Oh. Bush talk. [mac] kind of bush that talk. Clon never hear bush that talk. [hector] we very rare bush. audience laughing [mac] come on hector. bouncy band music rustling stranger lose something . Yeah, stranger lose bush. fluttering band music strangers hide in bushes. Not fool clon. We did too. But not for long. Quiet boss tell now how boss punish strangers for stealing. We didnt steal anything. Strangers steal many, many things from village. [shad] wait boss sure strangers take thing from people in village . Boss sure. Many, many stolen things in pile under skin. Boss sure stolen things in pile under skin . Boss sure stolen things in pile under skin . Boss sure stolen. grunting audience laughing clon sure too. Boss show shad and gronk what mac and hec steal . Boss show. Clon, take off skin. Take off skin . Not skin of clon. Take off skin from pile of stolen things. Oh. That better. grunting audience laughing pile of things not turn into pile of stone by self. This is shad, huh . Shes a prehistoric mary poppins. audience laughing shad not see anything stolen from people in village. [mac] shes right boss, you dont have any evidence now. No jury in the world could convict us now, so you can put away your electric club. audience laughing strangers go free. But boss keep eye on strangers. Boss have eye like eagle nose too. laughing come on, hector. audience laughing [mac] shad, gronk, we wanna thank you. Why boss let strangers go . Shad and gronk have many friends in village. Boss need more proof to punish strangers or shad and gronk make trouble for boss. What boss do now . Boss need more proof. Boss get more proof. fluttering band music ive been trying to track down the thief by following suspicious looking people. I even followed somebody who wasnt very suspicious looking. Boy was she built. laughing audience laughing what you doing, captain . Well hector, its time we used 20th century crime detection methods to catch the person whos trying to frame us. You mean gunpowder . No, no. Im mixing up a combination of Calcium Carbonate and tree rosin. Its a crude variation of what is commonly known as fingerprint powder. Fingerprint powder, thats great. What are we gonna do with it . Well, whoever put those stolen items under your bed would have had to lean on this rock. Its a natural thing to do. And if he did, therell be the fingerprints of the right hand on here. What is hes left handed . Then well have the fingerprints of the left hand. Hector, look at that [hector] hey. [mac] a right thumb print that looks like yours. No, no, my swirl goes the other way. And its not yours either. Hey, thats great that lets us out, were both innocent all we have to do is match up this print to catch the thief. We ought to call the fbi. Theyve got fingerprints on everybody. Yeah, i have a feeling their records dont go back 1,000,000 years. Well, what are we gonna do . We cant ask these cave people to stick their thumbs in that white stuff. Theyll stick us in something, a hole. And cover us, with dirt. Quite true hector. Thats why were going to ask our friends to get these thumb prints for us. You mean gronk and shad . Right. bouncy band music finger pin . [hector] no maam, finger prints. You see, everybody has a different thumb print. Both thumb look same to shad. Not the same, thumb of gronk is fatter. All of gronk is fatter. audience laughing you see, everybody has a different finger print. This method has been used for years on the other side of the hill to trap thieves. [hector] yeah, back in washington dc, theyve got this great big file. And when they apprehend the criminal, you know, to give him his rights and after they call the lawyer, they check this file thats enough hector, never mind. All you have to know is that here, ill show you. When a thumb is pressed down on something solid like this, and then this powder is put on it, blowing a thumb print appears. What want shad and gronk to do . [mac] get everybody in the village to hold something, a pot or a dish or a cup. And make sure their thumb touches it. Whatever they touch, bring back to us here. But dont let them know youre doing it. Sound like fun. audience laughing if gronk do, mac and hec make promise . Yeah sure, what . Give back rest of thumb to gronk . audience laughing we promise. [hector] yeah. laughing goofy band music gronk have drink for clon. Why gronk give clon drink . Clon look thirsty. Clon not thirsty. Clon be thirsty tomorrow. Clon drink today, not be thirsty tomorrow. audience laughing good idea. audience laughing stammering take with thumb. Why take with thumb . Make better finger print. audience laughing oh. What is finger print . Not know, maybe make water taste better. audience laughing fluttering band music shad bring boss mastodon soup. Shad know boss like mastodon soup. Shad not bring boss mastodon soup before. Mastodon not easy to catch. Also not easy to put in soup. audience laughing like boss. audience laughing no, no, no not take with fur. Soup hot. blowing now soup cool. screaming boss right, soup hot. blowing bouncy band music zork, boss, clon, all thumbs in village thats beautiful, you two did a great job. Yeah, without your help, we wouldnt be able to find the finger prints in the crashing chiming band music [mac] i just can feel it in my bones. Captain, are you mad at me . No, i am not mad at you. Yes you are, i can tell by the way you say youre not mad at me that youre still mad with me. No, i am not mad with you. audience laughing however, it stands to reason that we do not have time to go back and get those finger prints again. Well, then you should be mad at me. Alright, im mad at you i knew you were. Look hector, we have to get something out of this spaceship to protect us. Its obvious whoever tried to frame us before is going to try and frame us again. [hector] yeah. Hey how about the rescue net . Hector, thats a great idea we can hang it over the mouth of the cave and itll trap the thief. Just like a salmon. Captain, i wonder whos putting all that stuff in our cave just to get us into trouble . I dont know hector, it could be almost anybody. Clon or boss or maybe even the boyfriend of that girl you winked at the other day. Yeah, hes probably jealous of my 20th century charm and sophistication. Yeah, im sure thats it. audience laughing lets see now, we need, we need a burglar alarm. Something thatll make a real loud racket. Hey, how about me . I snore real loud. audience laughing the rescue ocean alarm bell. Ill get it [mac] hope it still works. [hector] yeah. alarm blaring it works it works alarm blaring chiming band music its all rigged and ready, captain. The net will fall and thatll trip the burglar alarm. Its too bad we dont have a patent on this. We beat the other burglar alarms by 1,000,000 years. Come on, lets get to bed and see if our contraption works. blowing sneaky band music you dropped your pillow. audience laughing building band music captain, what time is it . Hmm . A little after 11. Oh. If that thief does come, i wonder if quiet grunting captain, i hear something. Well, if thats the thief, hector, hes coming by dinosaur. growling audience laughing where you going . I tell you i hear something. I tell you its just a dinosaur out there. Im gonna check mymyrap. alarm blaring well at least we know it works. chuckling audience laughing captain . What, hector . I see a shadow outside. I see it too, quiet now. sneaky band music alarm blaring we got him, we got him alarm blaring boss . Mr. Boss youre the sneaky thief . Shame on you. Why are you trying to get us into trouble . We never did anything to you. Strangers always try to make trouble for boss. Try to rule people of village. Throw boss out. No, we dont want your job even if it had built in graft. audience laughing we dont want your job, boss. We just wanna be friends. Boss not believe strangers. If strangers ruled people of village, then boss not boss. audience laughing [shad] we hear big noise never hear such noise. imitating alarm mac and hec catch thief . No. No, no, we didnt catch the thief. [hector] huh . [mac] no we didnt hector. He got away from our trap and ran away. But captain [mac] yes he did. Oh ask boss, boss is our very good friend. Boss even tried to catch him, but he got away. And he left all these things behind, didnt he . Tell em, boss. grunting oh, stammers boss hear noise. Run in just in time to see thief run away audience laughing that prove mac and hec not thief. Strangers not steal. Shad happy for hec and mac. Gronk happy for hec and mac. Hec and mac are happy for hec and mac. Yeah, good, good. Must find thief go, now, now find thief in village. Go, go, catch strangers save boss from big trouble. Why . Didnt we captain . Yes, yes, thats why we thought up this scheme. So we wouldnt have to tell gronk and shad about boss. Are we friends now . Friends. grunting laughing me too. laughing laughing audience laughing when boss laugh, all people in village laugh. laughing sure. laughing yeah. laughing rolling band music bouncy band music well hector, as the old saying goes, alls well that ends well. [hector] yeah. Hey, thats not an old saying. This is 1,000,000 years ago. Thats the first time thats ever been said. We could think up a lot of original sayings, like, east is east and west is west or a Rolling Stone gathers no moss. Or hey, its a small world, isnt it . While youre thinking up those original ideas, ill blow out the torch so we can get some sleep. A bird in the hands worth two in the bush. laughing audience laughing alarm blaring hector, why did you set this trap again . You, you. happy band music its about time, its about space. Hello. Im mister ed. A horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed thanks for coming over, marty. Lets see if you can figure this one out. Im gonna make the cage disappear. Marty, thats not fair. I think wilbur has very clever hands. Yes, its just too bad that those 10 clumsy fingers are attached to them. Very funny. Oh, now, now, carol, dont get me wrong. I like wilbur. Hes a wonderful guy, and a great architect. But when it comes to magic, he shouldve taken up basket weaving. marty laughing anybody care to see my trick . All right. All right, wilbur. Surprise me. Make it work. Oh. Okay. Youll notice i have here an ordinary cage containing an ordinary bird. At the count of three ill make the cage and the bird disappear before your very eyes. One, two, three four, five, six laughs oh, carol, forget about the basket weaving. Hed probably weave himself into the basket. Stuck here a minute