Oh, sure, now youre relatable. [ laughter ] a e has announced that theyre canceling the controversial show duck dynasty. On the bright side, were getting at least four whole seasons of dick dynasty. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Vice President elect mike pence was seen today was seen using a selfie stick while posing with a group of House Republicans. Of course, right after using the selfie stick pence had to go to confession. [ laughter and applause ] the harry potter spinoff fantastic beasts and where to find them came out today. Spoiler alert. Theyre in a gold tower. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new report, Donald TrumpsTransition Team still has not contacted the pentagon. [ laughter ] im having no luck here. Ive called triangle like 50 times. [ laughter ] they keep putting me through to square. Square said he was circle. [ laughter ] nissan is now offering a limited Edition Version of its rogue suv to promote the new Movie Star Wars rogue one featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says great car like a complimentary helmet. [ ht a team of researchers has developed a new form of construction glass that will keep birds from flying into closed windows, and i have to say its pretty innovative. [ laughter ] as i mentioned, the House Republican twitter account posted a selfie of Vice President elect mike pence with a room full of gop congressmen today with the caption unified. Take a look at this photo. Wow. Wow. That means its time for eight [ laughter ] here we go [ cheers and applause ] lets get started. Heres how white that photo is. They took it in a dark room without a flash. [ laughter ] the caption on the photo is unified, but i think a better caption would be spf 100. [ laughter ] you want to be even more creeped out . This is a video. [ laughter ] they put that picture on [ laughter ] halfway there, guys. [ light laughter ] that picture is so white, it got picked up for two seasons on amazon prime. [ laughter ] look at this. It looks like the black friday line outside williamssonoma. [ laughter ] thats the most white people in one photo since the duggar family christmas card. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, the cast and crew of frasier. [ laughter ] and finally, that was eight yeah, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] give it up. Give it up for six of them. And finally, cspan has begun lifestreaming footage of the elevators at trump tower. Lets take a look. . . Seth weve got a great show for you tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of the new film manchester by the sea. It truly is an incredible film. Hes one of our favorites here. Casey affleck is back on the show, you gu shes one of the stars of tnts the librarians, Rebecca Romijn is joining us, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] and you know him from snl. Hes also got a new standup special on netflix. One of my favorites, guys. Michael che is joining us tonight to talk about his special michael che matters. Before we get to all that, president ial transitions are delicate things and in the end, history remembers the presidency far more than the transition. But were starting to get for more on this its time for a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth now, no one expects any actual cabinet picks this early in the process, but reports about the inner workings of the transition have not been great. Trump transition in turmoil. The president elects team plagued by infighting. Some are describing it as chaos right now within Donald TrumpsTransition Team. Disarray, turmoil, infighting. This is not going smoothly. One trump adviser says its seth thats right. Its like game of thrones. In other words, we are now way past the part that the original author had in mind. [ laughter and applause ] one of the most one of the first and most important responsibilities of a president elect is to communicate with foreign heads of state, especially allies. But even just receiving incoming calls seems to be a difficult task for the trump team right now. As the New York Times reported, foreign leaders didnt know how to get in touch with to try to reach the soon to be leader of the free world. And knowing trump, hes probably charging them for the phone calls. Are you looking to talk to the leader of the free world . [ laughter ] because hes dying to talk to you. [ laughter ] only 2. 99 for the first minute and 1. 99 each minute after that. Call now. Im donald trump, and i approve this message. [ laughter ] seth in fact, true story. True story. The Prime Minister of australia, a close u. S. Ally, was only able the australian ambassador to the United States got trumps personal phone number from australian golfer and trump friend, greg norman. So u. S. Diplomacy is currently being conducted through professional golfers. [ light laughter ] is this what you had in mind, disenfranchised workingclass voters . [ laughter ] also, greg normans nickname is the shark. So in order for the Prime Minister of australia to talk to our next president , he had to say, this sounds like a job for the shark. Now, trump has said hell schedule meetings with foreign leaders soon, specifically theresa may, the Prime Minister of britain. Arguably americas most important ally. But even those encounters might be awkward. British politician nigel farraj seen here with trump in what appears to be scrooge mcducks panic room . [ light laughter ] joked on british radio recently that he might have to act as a chaperone at that meeting. Ive got to say, come and schmooze, theresa. Dont touch her, for goodness sake. [ laughing ] if he does, only in an affectionate way. Well, if it comes to it, i could be there as a responsible adult, couldnt i . Make sure everythings okay. Seth ha, ha, ha, ha. Worry not, however. As i shall be on hand to prevent him taking hold of her shall we say, london underground. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Assault. Donald trumptheresa may meeting reenacted in the critically acclaimed series downton grabby. [ laughter ] now, trump has apparently already spoken with may and according to a leaked transcript reported by the guardian newspaper, trump told her, quote, if you travel to the u. S. You should let me know. You think shes just going to pop over . [ light laughter ] shes the Prime Minister. Shes not kramer. [ laughter ] uh. [ laughter ] hello, governor overseeing a smooth transition . Well, theres this odd story from a reporter covering trump. The reporter said he saw a professional skateboarder, billy rowan, in the lobby of trumps building on wednesday. Rowan said he met with trump earlier today and came away impressed. Rowan claimed he told trump to spread peace by building skate parks around the world. He said trump was receptive to the idea. Trump met with a skateboarder . Did trump and his 10yearold son barron freaky friday when we werent looking . [ laughter ] but the source of most of the turmoil inside the trump team positions and appointments and a slew of firings of people who were supposed to be running the Transition Team. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was supposed to have been in charge, but he was pushed aside after the election by trump soninlaw jared kushner. Which might have something to do with the fact that christie sent kushners father to jail. Jared kushner, Donald Trumps soninlaw, is said by sources to be rubbing trump allies the wrong way with a hand in purging the Transition Team of people connected to new Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Back20 u. S. Attorney in new jersey, prosecuted kushners father charles, a billionaire real estate development. Charles kushner was accused of Illegal Campaign contributions, tax evasion, and other violations. It became a shakespearean drama with Charles Kushners own relatives including a sister turning against him. In a sordid revenge plot, Charles Kushner hired a prostitute to lure his sisters husband into having sex in a motel room. The encounter was taped and Charles Kushner sent the tape to his sister. Seth seems like a chill guy. [ laughter ] also, christies been angling for a job this whole time knowing he put trumps soninlaws father in jail. What did he think was going to happen . Ill just kiss trumps ass and throw away all my remaining dignity, but it will all be worth it if his soninlaw forgets that incredibly traumatic time when i put his dad in jail. Move over, bridge closing. Chris christies got a new best plan ever. [ laughter ] in fact nbc news reported the trump Transition Team was underg a purge from the transition of people close to christie. You can just imagine trumps response to being called stalinesque. Its true. I am kind of like a stallion. [ laughter ] beautiful golden mane. [ laughter ] and that actually underscores a potentially troubling precedent that seems to be taking shape in the trump transition. Trump needs to fill thousands of posts in the executive branch and he needs competent, experienced people around him. But instead, he seems to be firing or rejecting people based veteran g. O. P. National security expert named Elliott Cohen recommended to other antitrump republicans that they serve in the Trump Administration for the good of the country. But after talking to the trump Transition Team, cohen changed his mind saying, quote, theyre angry, arrogant, screaming, you lost. Well be ugly. It became clear to me that they view jobs as lollipops, things you give out to good boys and girls. Lollipops. Im telling you. We got [ bleep ] freaky fridayed. [ laughter ] no lollipop for y y [ light laughter ] the turmoil has apparently scared a lot of qualified National Security officials away from serving in the Trump Administration. As one National Security official put it, quote, normally youd be attracting the best and brightest at the beginning of an administration, but people are nervous. Is this a sure bet or is it a house of cards thats going to fall apart . But come on, when has trump ever built a house of cards that fell apart . Oh, right. His casinos, which were literal houses of cards. Far includes some worrisome names. For example, theres one of trumps reported candidates for National Security adviser, retired Lieutenant General michael flynn, who was forced out of the Obama Administration and stirred controversy in february when he tweeted, quote, fear of muslims is rational. When you write the word rational in all caps, it disproves itself. [ light laughter ] its like when you scream in a fight, im totally calm right now. Youre the one whos not calm [ light laughter ] in fact, several of the names being floated for trumps cabinet sent disturbing signals about his positions on civil for example, one of the names floated for secretary of defense is arkansas senator tom cotton. Cotton has said he agrees with trumps proposal to bring back torture techniques like waterboarding, which are currently illegal under both u. S. And international law. Do you agree with him that torture works and waterboarding and much worse would be a good idea . Waterboarding isnt torture. We do waterboarding to our own soldiers in the military. Thats in training. But the u. S. Doesnt do it anymore. Theyve stopped. But weve done it in the past seth radio djs . [ light laughter ] youre basing u. S. National security on what radio djs are okay with . And if waterboarding doesnt work were going to hit isis with some prank calls [ laughter ] trump has shown a consistent disregard for basic constitutional principles like due process, and he inherits enormous executive authority from president obama, which is why we need to be more vigilant now than ever. And the aclu has taken up that call, issuing a stern warning to trump after the election, quote, ul donald trump attempt to implement his unconstitutional campaign promises, well see him in court. Well, jokes on you, aclu. He gets sued so much hes always in court. [ light laughter ] trump is to courtrooms what norm was to cheers. Don this has been a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with casey affleck, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this holiday, get an amazing deal on americas most awarded brand, during the ford year end event. Ford, the brand with the most 5star ratings. The highest owner loyalty. And awardwinning value from kelley blue book. 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You want to keep it down, you [ bleep ] morons . My kids are sleeping. I am so sorry. I mean i didnt think it was that loud. Lee, you want to get these [ bleep ] pinheads out of my house, please . Yeah, i do. I mean i really do. She cant talk to us that way. Yeah [ laughter ] oh come on back im not [ bleep ] around. Seth please welcome back to the show casey affleck, everybody seth how are you . Great. Seth its really good to see you again. Thanks, i just want to clear something up. Youre not a donald trump supporter, then . Seth its on the im trying to be very coy about it. I try to keep my audience guessing. [ laughter ] i get it. Seth this movie i was telling you backstage, this is a beautiful movie. Its fantastic. As we can tell from the clip, though, this takes place in massachusetts. Yeah. Seth and you know it takes place in massachusetts because youve got to like bleep three f words in any anytime the movie ta but is it true you that originally did not want to do a massachusetts accent in this . You didnt want to have the boston accent . Yeah, for a minute i thought maybe i wouldnt do a massachusetts accent, a boston accent because, you know, theyre hard sometimes theyre hard to get right. It was a big cast. Id done it before in movies, and i thought like how about we not do it . And then that was shot down. But you, youre from seth yeah, southern new hampshire. Thats close enough. New hampshire, thats like jv massachusetts. [ laughter ] seth yeah, i think thats its like the grumpy cousin of massachusetts. Seth yeah. Nobody counts its such a games and people would say, oh, thats cool, you grew up here . And id say, well new hampshire. And its like people in boston would be like, no. [ laughter ] theyd be like, no. Except when they want to buy beer on sundays. Its like, boom, new hampshire, we gotta get there, yeah. Seth exactly, then were everybodys best friend. Come on down to new hampshire. Thats a law not many people know about. Seth but, yeah you cant buy beer on sunday in massachusetts. Seth so its real classy. Us people in new hampshire, we put our Liquor Stores right on the border. [ laughter ] its true, like we try to make it as easy as possible for you to come and buy your liquor from us. Nah, ive seen you there seth yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] i work a shift, one one shift a year j roots. [ laughter ] and then but i see what you mean because you obviously are from the area. A boston accent must not be intimidating for you. Right . Well, i mean you can do it but then i see what you mean about the rest of the cast then. Youve got to worry about them. Yeah, i was worried about them. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] because if theres one person who doesnt have it its a problem. Yeah, sort of and its inconsistent. And also, i dont know why. I just felt like, not everyone there also people dont have them. Seth right. Not everybody in massachusetts has that strong of an accent. Like theyre people like me grew so i thought maybe well just do this movie without them. Seth yeah, im glad you did. Thanks. [ laughter ] seth were people in manchester, massachusetts excited you were there . Is that a place they love it. You know, sometimes you go to massachusetts, these are my people so, i can say this. But theyll start out being very supportive. Theyre like, we love you, thank you for coming. Youre the best. And then like day two of shooting theyre leaning out the window, theyre like get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] go back to hollywood, you [ bleep ]. [ laughte