Beginning next, take out your phone and send that bomb a mean tweet like what . This failing bomb will never explode sad make america glow again announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes adam driver, alexa davalo, and musical guest whitney, featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how are ya . good to see ya cheers and applause thank you very much cheers and applause please have a seat youre too kind. Whoo welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Man, winter is here. Jon its here. Stephen everybody okay . Everybody warm enough . Jon yeah. Stephen its freezing. Its like siberia out there, and not just because our new leader is vladimir putin. laughter speaking of which everybodys saying that russia hacked our election, so, today, senator john mccain held a hearing with the heads of the intelligence community. Mccain made it clear the purpose of the hearing was to investigate cyber security, and not to, question the outcome of the president ial election. Yes, nobodys questioning the outcome. Just questioning why god lets bad things happen to great nations. What did we do . were sorry were sorry applause reporters asked if mccain has shared his concerns about russia with the president elect. Senator mccain, have you determined why the president elect doesnt share the same concerns about russia as many republicans like yourself on capitol hill . No, i dont know. I havent talked to him. Stephen yeah, hasnt caulked to him. Mccains just chairman of the Senate Armed Services committee. Trumps talking to the important people, like senator kanye. laughter stephen and at the hearing today, every head of the u. S. Intelligence agencies testified that russia was unequivocally behind the election hack. But instead of u. S. Agencies, up till now, trump has been trusting wikileaks founder and middleaged draco malfoy, julian assange. But this morning trump tried to distance himself from assange, tweeting, the Dishonest Media likes saying that i am in agreement with julian assange. Wrong. I simply state what he states, it is for the people. deep breath . To make up their own minds as to the truth. The media lies to make it look like i am against intelligence when in fact i am a big fan yes, big fan super fan super fan yes, donald trump loves intelligence and you know what they say, if you love something, let it go. laughter thats true leadership. I just type any claim you hear and let people decide whats true billy told me if a boy and a girl touch butts, the girl gets pregnant. True . You decide sad laughter jon oh, oh. Stephen not true. Thats not true, jon. Thats not how it works. Youve got to shake hands, too. Or do circle dot cootie shot, youre fine. Jon i thought it was the stork that comes out. Stephen you believe the stork thing . Jon yeah. Stephen no, theyre extinct. Jon wow. Stephen its sad. laughter but where were we . Oh, trump. But heres whats also weird about trumps assange tweet. He tweeted the first part of this sentence at 8 25 a. M. , but finished the thought 20 minutes later. laughter how can he have plan for america when he doesnt have a plan for the end of the sentence . Mr. Trump, its time to get off twitter and stop being such a whiny mother. Ill finish that word in about twenty minutes. laughter applause but enough about the hacking of our democracy, lets get to the big news. Former American Idol runnerup, bo bice, says he was called white boy at popeyes. That is shocking. The only appropriate time to call someone white boy is when youre instructing them to play that funky music. play that funky music thats as funky as i can get. I can funk one word hey jon yeah stephen really good song. Based on a true story. laughter apparently, bice was in the Atlanta Airport waiting for his order at popeyes im going to say butterfly shrimp tacklebox when, according to bice, the three ladies behind the counter asked whose food it was. Just when i turned around, one of them said that white boy. if tables had been turned and i used something as insensitive like that, i would be boycotted. People wouldnt buy my albums. And i dont even want to imagine a world where people dont buy bo bice albums. laughter no bice is upset, but its hard to tell. And the fact that ive got to sit on tv and come down a notch and look like a petty little brat by tweeting and facebooking this just to open up dialog so we can have an adult conversation is ridiculous and america, you should be ashamed. Stephen yeah, america. laughter all of you should be ashamed of what three women working at popeyes did. How dare all of you force bo bice to look like a petty little brat by tweeting and facebooking and going on tv to cry i mean, what other choice did he have . Not be on tv . No you know what . Heres what upsets me most you people at popeyes should know his name. Thats bo bice. Youre at a popeyes. You should call him something fun like red beans and bice or bo biscuits or the american frydol now, i am white and i am a boy. Im about the whitest boy youre ever going to meet. John, have you met anybody whiter than me . Jon yeah, i think i know somebody. Stephen who . Jon a guy i grew up with. Stephen whats his name. Jon andy. Stephen you know andy, that white guy . Jon yeah. Stephen we meet at the white meeting. Yeah, i know andy. laughter i just want to say, popeyes, call me whatever you want white boy, nino blanco, commander mayonnaise whatever andy just whenever my order is ready, get the butterfly shrimp into the chew hole laughter speaking of white boys, utah. Any utah fans here . one or two cheering stephen thats about right. Are there any porn fans here . cheering well, brace yourself, because utah state senator todd weiler has announced a bill that will give people the ability to sue pornographers, in an attempt to prove that watching their product causes emotional and psychological damage. Finally, its wellknown that porn causes psychological damage. Mostly for the pizza delivery guy, who just wants to do his job and deliver the pie. Ladies, for the last time, its not a euphemism extra sausage is just a topping senator weiler says the porn industry is a public menace and should be open to lawsuits because, right now, porn is available without any warnings and labeling. Its true. It is time to label porn how else will people find mature redheads on farm equipment, or sexy lady blacksmiths . Point is, if this bill passes, people will be able to sue the porn industry for damages, and lawyers are already standing by to help. 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My first guest tonight has worked with steven spielberg, jj abrams, jim jarmusch, Martin Scorsese, and now Stephen Colbert. Please welcome adam driver cheers and applause stephen welcome back thanks. Stephen nice to see you again. Had you on last year. Had a really nice time. Thank you for coming back. Yeah. Stephen one of the things i learned last time when you were here you went to juilliard when these guys were there. Yeah. Stephen theyve told us some stories about you since you were here last time, and these guys say and this is right you were known for making your classmates cry thats partly true. Stephen what part of it is crew, the crying part . Yeah. Stephen why . I mean, well, not purposefully. I had just come right out of the military so stephen you were a marine as some people may not know. I was in the marine corps. cheers and applause and youre just used to yo talkg to people in a different way than in the civilian world, and i had to tone it down a bit and realize the stakes arent always that high. Like if someone uses your yoga mat and gets ass sweat on your yoga mat, its no reason to ream them out for it. Stephen actually, i think that is a reason to ream somebody out. Ass sweat on my yoga mat. But you were intense. You can say that in a respectful way. Stephen what is the respectful way . Dont get your ass sweat on my yoga mat, please. Stephen thats very nice. Yeah. Stephen you also do something called you have a noneprofit called arts in the armed forces. Whats that . We do contemporary theater for the military audience. Thats how i heard of jon through the channels at school, but he did one of our first performances where he took two or threeminute speeches from contemporary american plays and we just read it for military audiences. Its not militarythemed in any way. Stephen with the u. S. O. , active duty people . It is for active duty veterans and veterans and their families and we just perform plays. Now were kind of reading plays all over. Been to walter reed, bethesda, maryland, kuwait, kind of all the over the world and the United States. Its like raising money for an arts nonprofit is pretty difficult. Stephen yeah, challenging. But its a good challenge when you try to convince a military audience or any audience a play is important. Its kind of taken off in the past few years in a really great way. Stephen thats great. Thank you very much. applause now, youve actually got two movies out now which are both getting great notices. Silence with Martin Scorsese and paterson with jim jarmusch. Very different to work with, those two guys. Yeah, different projects. Stephen well totally different projects, and as directors, no wrong answer, whos better . Jim scorsese. You know, theyre both difficult. Scorsese is someone ive always wanted to work with ever since i was a kid. He probably doesnt want to hear that because hes older. laughter stephen thats the part he didnt want to hear, for the record. But jim is the same. Not only his movies, but who he is as a person is kind of amazing, if youve met him. Stephen i would love to. But both are equally different projects and equally different people and they the value of them is hard to kind of quantify. Stephen now, in silence you play a 17th century jesuit priest yeah. Stephen who goes to japan to try to find liam neeson. Hes another missionary priest, all right, who i assume has been taken by the japanese. Yeah, right. laughter stephen who has a particular set of skills which include the seven sacraments. laughter and this is closed japan where no westerners were allowed in . Yeah, it basically got to a certain point where they felt their political identity was lost and they wanted to recapture it. So all the temples that were there were destroyed and turned into churches and all these christians, suddenly, nagasaki was kind of known as the rome of the east because christianity and catholicism kind of spread like wildfire and some of the people there, the showguns, didnt see their country anymore and eradicated it forcefully from the country. Stephen in the movie, you are with other christian japanese who are being tested in your faith, and we have a clip here of yall being tested in your faith by being forced to trample an image of christ to prove that you arent a christian. Right. Stephen and you and garfield have different opinions as to what the response should be to this. Mmhmm. Stephen jim . We are forced to trample on the lord. You must pray for courage. But if we do not do what they want, there can be danger for every christian. They can be put in prison, they will be there forever. What should we do . Trample. Trample. Its all right to trample. What are you saying . You cant. cheers and applause stephen now, you also some people may not know this, youre also in this little thing called star wars. cheers and applause and you play a monkish character. Yeah. Stephen first of all, im sorry for the loss of your friend and colleague carry fisher. Oh, yeah. Stephen we had her on before christmas and she was a delight to have on. It was an honor to talk to her. What was she like to work with on set . Was she fun . Yeah, as you can tell from meeting her, she burns very bright and has such a great, very Generous Energy for that suddenly not to be on set, and we are talking about it and publicity or in life when you see her in a star wars event or anywhere, shes just you know, to have her character, not just in the movie, but her character missing from that very small unit is a tragedy. Stephen well, i know, have you already finished the next installment of the movie . We finished the second one last summer. I think the last time i saw her was on set being princess leia. Stephen were you a fan of these movies growing up . I was. Stephen i was an enormous fan. I saw a preview and i was very excited. I love your lightsaber with the handle. Yes, right. Stephen im a big defender of the lightsaber. You articulated it better than anyone else. Stephen because i believe in it. I got to have a lightsaber or a laser sword he calls it with george lucas which was very exciting. Do you thumb wrestle . I do, yeah. Stephen would you be willing to thumb wrestle me with light sabers . Yes cheers and applause stephen just put it on the thumb. Im missing two stephen its an older model. You want to put it on the top so i wil wont have an advantage or you. Ready . Yeah, but youre putting stephen what are you doing . Put it right in the middle right here . Do we have a setup here . Do we have a shot at it . There you go. One two three four. One two three four. lightsaber sounds one two three four, now you start a thumb war burks again. Thats it, right . Stephen slightly different. Ready . One, two, three, four, now we start a star war saber sounds cheers and applause stephen adam. Adam. Just be honest. Im not going to make you cry, am i . laughter well be right back with more adam driver. Stick around. cheers and applause ,,,, cheers and applause stephen all right did you let me win . Stephen did i let you win . Yes. I let you win. Were back with adam driver. And, youre from a small town in indiana, right . I am. Stephen where . Mosmishawaka. Stephen do you still think of yourself as a small town guy . Yes. Stephen how did it shape you . My first job was as a dishwasher im trying to remember the name of it, beeger mansion. I went to beeger middle school. Theyre probably related. Stephen there was a rich guy named beeger at one point. The schools and the mansions. They usually go hand in hand. I was a dishwasher. That was my first job in mishawaka. Stephen were you good at it . No, i was bad at it. I overthought it. Stephen you overthought it . Yeah, this is not clean enough, i have to do it again. laughter stephen we love small towns at the late show. We love to do Community Calendar. Ive seen that. Stephen like in monroe, michigan, where we talk about events in small towns because small towns are just as important as big towns in america. They are. I wish you would do one on mishawaka. Stephen you dont have to wish, because its time for mishawaka, indianas Community Calendar cheers and applause welcome to Community Calendar, your source for whats happening in and around mishawaka, indiana and the greater michiana bistate michiarea. Joining me is local boy made good or bad, depending on which movie youre watching adam driver. And . Thank you, stephen. You know what they say, you can take the man out of mishawaka, but the spirit of this town is something you cant mishawakaway from. applause stephen they do indeed say that. Lets get right to the actual events that are happening this month in the greater mishawaka metroplex. Adam . On january 20, the Niles Elks Club will be hosting their monthly fish fry. They will be serving whitefish, baked potato, and coleslaw. Its all part of their ongoing culinary series, foods that are white. laughter stephen for you athletes, stop by st. Patricks county park next wednesday for the crosscountry skiing. Cross country skiing all the excitement of downhill skiing with none of the excitement. laughter on january 16, come on out to saint joseph public library, where local attorneys will be providing free legal advice to the pub