He so nailed it. [bleep]. Announcer that was sarcasm practice. Say what you want about my dad, but you cant beat him at hide and go seek. [laughing] i mean. Where is that guy . Heres number 5 of our top 5 winter moments. This is hide and go. Eek here we go, jeff. [bleep]. [laughs] announcer huh. Didnt get to see his landing, but hes still alive. Thats a solid 8 in my book. Whoo announcer and an extra point for the baby blue onesie. [laughs] announcer so a 9, which would be good if it wasnt out of 47. Whenever anyone asks me for help, im usually inclined to decline. This is ramp it up. Yaaahhoo announcer hey, nick. I think nick needs a nap. We should probably check back on him later. Eh, not impressed. What do you guys think . Yep, should have stayed home and played video games. Looks like spencer and his bike. Oh, [bleep. ] announcer had a little falling out. Im totally taking the bikes side. Mike really busted his butt to learn this trick. And then he busted it. Again. You awake, nick . Nick . I wonder if hes dreaming about being better at bike tricks. I can be so indecisive sometimes. Unrelated question what does indecisive mean . This is would you rather. Huh. Ooh. So would i rather land in snow, sand, snowcovered wood, or a sandy hill . Ok, lets see them. He really wants a pool someday. That seemed unnecessary. At least he wont need an ice pack. Awesome sweatpants. Hmm. And the winner is. Concrete. Because who doesnt love naps . Right, nick . [snores] announcer ahem, excuse me. [whispers] right, nick . Just need a tiara sombrero, and my mexi princess dream wedding pageant will be complete. Ahh. This is finishing touches. Yeeha [engines rev] [crowd screaming] oh, my god, did you see that lightning . Yep, lightning. Oh, and theres a fender bender towards the bottom of your screen, too. [crowd screaming] the driver wasnt hurt, but im pretty sure he didnt win the race. Factmonster truck racing is the only sport where the judges table is a spare tire. Man [over p. A. ] everybody back, please. Everybody back. We got an emt. Ah, he is good. Can i get a top truck from everybo . [crowd cheers] announcer oh, good. A doctors here. [man over p. A. , indistinct] [crowd cheering] announcer he must have great insurance. Charles is gonna climb newbury hill in this car thingy. Is he gonna win or fail . Ohh. Announcer lets find out. Fail. Fail. Fail. This is starting to sound like my fifth grade report card. Maybe you should turn on your gps. 30 seconds. Announcer recalculating route. Whoa announcer i never trust those things. [crowd cheers] and now, the perfect finish. See . Next on what went down, we have it straight from the horses mouth that 300 Sherlock Holmeses will solve the case of the missing biker. Uhh. Announcer just pan to the right a bit. There he is. Announcer hey, i may only have a fifth grade education, but forgot what i was gonna say. Heres number 4 of our top 5 winter moments. This is gliding thru life. Ah, skiing and paragliding, 2 things that absolutely do not go together. If that wasnt an accident, it was impressive. Ok, now youre showing off. Guys like this are the reason im still single. That, and im really hard to look at. Dude, weve already seen that trick. [thud] is it wrong that that made me happy . It is . [thud] im actually ok with that. If i had one wish, it would be for the hot chocolate i just spilled to come out of my favorite pair of sweatpants. This is hill spill. Yaaahoo announcer no pain, no gain. Oh uhh. Announcer uh, start it again. Lots of pain, no gain. Uhh. Announcer much more accurate. Uhh. Announcer is that the same hill from the last clip . Seriously, can you go check . Oh announcer nope, just looks the same. Anyway. Uhh. Announcer ok, thats the same hill. Oh announcer see . Split em. And. Same hill. Oh announcer ok, glad thats settled. Just think of how long it took to build all of those ramps. All so we could watch this and kinda be entertained. The best part is the drone cam. See . Ok, look, i dont mean to brag, but during my racing days, i could easily run a 15minute half mile. This is pick up the pace. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah announcer im terrified. [crowd cheering] whoo announcer this is the first race in history where literally everyone. [chanting] announcer . Loses. Do we have any races that are how do i say it . Um, not this . Hmm. A 1950s paperboy reunion. Extra extra read all about it. No one reads papers anymore. Oh, good. They have those big adult trike thingies, too. This is a sport show. Can we please see a real race clip . [men imitating hounds and horns] a few more seconds announcer thank you. Do you think a horse has ever gotten a charley horse . Do you think a horse named charlie has ever gotten what do you mean, move on. No one cares about this . Fine. This is giddy down. Aaaah [indistinct] [clicks tongue] go, go. Go on. You can do it. Announcer get off your high horse. So, a horse walks into a bar. [horse whinnies] told ya. Oh, no. No, no, no. I say 3 seconds. Thats it. Announcer no seconds. Just dont. Pick up your hand, gabriela [laughter] announcer that actually went much better than i thought. Next on what went down, a full 10 minutes of this. Guys, that cant be all we have. What else . Oh, boy. Do we have anyone getting hurt . There we go. Hi. Im matt mccoy. How long have you had your Car Insurance . I ask because i had mine for over 20 years before i switched and saved hundreds with the aarp Auto Insurance program from the hartford. I was with my previous insurance for 30 years. But they could not compete with the hartford. People 50 and over could save hundreds of dollars when they switch. I had done a lot of comparison shopping. The rate was like half of what i was paying. [ female announcer ] 420 is the average amount drivers save when they switch to the aarp Auto Insurance program from the hartford. You know, it makes me wonder why everyone 50 and over hasnt switched. [ female announcer ] 4 out of 5 aarp members who switched to the hartford from Companies Like allstate, state farm, and geico all get a lower rate with the hartford. So, call. Or go to gohartfordauto. Com for your free quote. If youre not already an aarp member, the hartford can help you join in minutes. Let me tell you what else the hartford does. They promise not to drop you, even if youre in an accident. Its called lifetime renewability and its included with your policy. Its a great feeling to know that theyre not going to drop you for that reason. And if by chance youre ever injured in an accident, the hartford has a benefit called recovercare. This will help cover the cost of having someone do your grocery shopping, your house cleaning, lawn care, even walk your dog. [ leslie ] they were there when we got the insurance and they were there when we needed it. And we really appreciate that. [ female announcer ] save 420 on average, get lifetime renewability and recovercare. Call the hartford at. Now to request your free quote. Thats. Or go to gohartfordauto. Com today. Get this free calculator just for requesting a quote. Announcer heres number 47 on our top 5 winter moments. Im just kidding. Its number 3. This is avalance. This is lance. You might remember him from. He was this guy. Hes very cautious, and if youre cautious, you always stay safe. Oh, [bleep]. Announcer couldnt have said it better myself. Theres your ski. No, its right there. Ugh. Andugh, again. I was kicked off the Football Team in high school for being too tough. And for being in my late 30s. This is impact sports. Uhh. [whistle blows] announcer rugby, a sport where i have absolutely no idea whats going on. Game scenariodown by 2 points. Need to drop a goal to win. Lets get this. [yells, indistinct] announcer no one was even guarding it. Boom this is how you do it announcer oh, boy. Take 8,484. Ready. Whoohoo i guess thats the one we needed announcer id hate to see take 8,483. [laughing] yes announcer still pretty confused by rugby. Oh announcer ok, yeah. This doesnt clarify a thing. Remember, potassium is important. Heres a banana for your day. Announcer now ive got it. Yes. That is a banana. Announcer nope, i lost it. Finally, a real sport. Boxing. [speaks foreign language] whaa announcer a sucker punch. Where you punch a sucker in the face. [speaks foreign language] aah announcer great reaction time. [all speaking foreign language] ai yi yi yi yi ow announcer ah, it could have been worse, but it also could have been a lot better. Now its time for a little punch the tail on the donkey. And todays big winner. Uh, we need a winner . Not seeing a winner here. Better show someone else. [bleep]. [bleep]. Announcer really great reaction time. Crazy question. If a lone bear poops in the woods, does it make a sound . I know. Pretty deep. This is logging off. Uhoh. Ohh announcer log rollings a sport thats taking the nation by surprise that its actually a sport. Man, i could watch one more second of this. Im curious how log rolling got started. More interested in how itll end, though. [crowd yelling] whoa. Theres people there. I was in a log race once. Lost to the guy in the stall next to me. Can we end on a real sport . [bleep]. Announcer hiyah. Kiyah. Ah, darn it. Theres gotta be a better way to open the soup can. This is the karate. Adult. [lightsaber hums] hiyah [rhythmic drumming] announcer for the first time in my life, im at a loss for words. This is a good beat. Keep it going. [rhythmic drumming continuing] hmm. Take away the nunchucks, put him in a dress, and you have a high school cheerleader. Weve got an exclusive behindthescenes look at the new star wars movie. [darth vader breathing sound] [lightsaber humming] hah [glass shatters] yeah, the force is. [bleep]. Announcer . Pretty weak with this one. Next on what went down. Stop it. Thats better. Thats better better. Announcer its time to reveal our top 2 winter moments. First, lets review. Number 5hide and go. Eek [bleep]. [laughs] announcer man, he really knows how to get down. Number 4gliding thru life. Sure, look cool now, buddy, but were about to show you. [thud] yeah. Number 3avalance. [bleep]. Announcer hey, lance. Now our number 2 moment. This is snowbored. [indistinct] announcer come on. I know someones gotta fall down. Yeah. Announcer fine. Show nick again. [softly] justjust let him sleep. Whoo. Announcer were good. And our number one winter moment. This is Rocky Mountain low. Im gonna use this shovel right here, and im gonna go out the window onto this ledge. Underneath the ledge is our, uh, front door, so. Announcer we get it, dude. Youre gonna throw snow on your brother. Jeez. [bleep]. [bleep] serious . [laughing] ow announcer i dont know much about history. Jeez. Announcer but im more than pretty sure this is how the cold war started. [laughing] ow announcer or was it the war of 1997 . Hah announcer check out more wins fails at whatwentdown. Com. [bells tolling] good morning. Many of you are halfway through your first week here at greendale, and as your dean, i thought i would share a few thoughts of wisdom and inspiration. What is Community College . Well, youve heard all kinds of things. Youve heard its loser college for remedial teens, 20something dropouts, middleaged divorcees, and old people keeping their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity. Thats what youve heard. However, i wish you luck. Okay, you know uhoh. Theres more to this speech