You cant do it earlier. You got to get up at 2 00 in the morning on sunday and do it. Why do they say that . Before you go to bed, spring forward. You know there are people in the world that im sure they get up, set their alarm, get up and change it. That would be my mother. The rule follower. There is a reason for it. There is no, it doesnt really go into effect until then so you got to do it at 2 00 in the morning. Youre a rule follower. Not like that im not. Im a rule breaker. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Here is the other bit of good news if youre wondering. The other great news about today, friday, is on this day, throughout the whole week, you are the thinnest you will be all week long. According to Cornell University why wouldnt they know . They say they studied a group of overweight people who recorded their weight daily. They found that people started to gain weight, which is not a surprise, on saturday, because you start pigging out friday night, saturday, and you pig out over the weekend, and then you start your diet like most of us do on monday, starting monday, starting monday and doesnt start to show its effects until later in the week when you slow it again. That flies right in the face of common sense, which is that a lot of people finally have time on weekends to be busy doing exercise, mowing lawns, shoveling snow, theyre not stuck sedentary and solitary at a desk. People should try to make up all weekend for stuff they cant do all week. That makes sense. But when i have more free time, i eat more. Youre in the house, like, oh, whats in the fridge . Because you bought that stuff. I did. You know what i just bought . Entemanns black and white cookies. You have to try them. I have. I love black and white cookies. These are the best ones ive ever had and their entemanns and you buy them at the drugstore if you want. They live next door to us down in the keys. Tell them the black and white cookies are awesome. Very, very nice people. And very slim. I dont think they eat their own product. Mr. Charlie, i think hes still with us in the world, you would see him walk four mile walk every single day. Very nice family. All right, here is the other thing, especially hoda. More moral in the morning. Were more moral. Right now, the harvard and university of utah study found people get less moral as the day goes along. Makes sense to me. You wake up, you havent done anything yet. You got to start some time as the day goes on. Im sorry, im late, the subway was down. Thats when you start telling those as the morning goes on. No temptation, only to brush your teeth, thats about it. Ethical decisions often require selfcontrol which needs a lot of energy. People are really good. Im a terrible liar. I have to admit i fudge it a little. But you have to have a terrific memory because sometimes, like, im so sorry, i couldnt make it, i wasnt feeling well and theyre, like, how are you feeling . And im, like, about what . Theyre, like, you werent at the thing, im, like, oh, yeah. Yeah. That. Yeah. Okay. Well there are two kinds of people in the world that are moral, immoral and then there are do you remember french researchers, were going around the globe. Yes. Discovered there are two types of dreamers. People that can remember them and people that cannot. If you can recall five dreams a week, you are called high dream recallers. More active brains wheel you sleep. Do you remember yours . Yes, vivid and weird and i love them. Youre more likely to wake up in the middle of the night and can be easily woken up by noises. Cody will be 24 this month. What wakes you up . Anything and everything. Ever since it started hormonally when i first got pregnant. Didnt know it. That was 25 years ago this summer. I have not slept one night through in 25 years. Oh. It has taken ten years off my life apparently. On planes when were both exhausted because we have been working, on a plane together, im right out. Shes out. Shes always reading. Books not magazines look i would be. Youre reading a book. Youre reading a novel. I wake up and i see you and, oh, my god. Im jealous of you. If only i could get on a plane what im afraid would happen on a plane is what i observe in you. Youre out and your mouth is a grand canyon. A little bit of drool and im afraid i might offend somebody. You dont care. Patrick duffy if he was seated next to me, i would stay awake. I would not want him to see that. He stole my wine this morning and guess what, i said give him the bottle, baby. Thats right. We love our duffy man. You know whos back . They moved over from nbc to lifetime, but were glad theyre still around. Betty white, one of everybodys favorite people in the world. Off their rockers. And the naughty seniors, their own tricks. They always have great funny little bits. Lets take a look at one of them. How are you doing . Were giving a Bachelorette Party and i forgot to hire the dancer, stripper. You are so hot. Come here. It will be fun. Okay. Fabulous. We were supposed to hire a dance, you know, and we blew it. So i was wondering for a thousand bucks, show me your moves. A thousand bucks. 15 minutes work. This is looking good. Okay. Move it. Work it. Work it. Can you go a little lower . Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dang. Now a little straight. Yeah, like that. Can you spank it . Yeah, just give her a little whack. Yeah. You know what, i dont think hes good enough. Oh, hilarity ensues. Great. All new season of off their rockers airs tonight on lifetime. Sometimes we forget it and we should never forget it on friday. It is time for friday funny. A Police Officer in a small town pulled over a motorist who was speeding down main street. As he approached the car, he noticed the driver was sweaty and nervous. Officer, please let me explain, the man begged. No, quiet, the officer said, cutting him off as he walked to the back of the car to write down the license number. When he returned to hand the man the ticket, the man jumped out of the car and said wait, i can explain. Before he could finish the sentence, the officer began to arrest him. I told you to be quiet. Thats enough. Now youre going to jail. Few hours late, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, hey, buddy, lucky for you, the chief is at his daughters wedding today so hell be in a really good mood when he gets back. Dont count on it, said the man in the cell. Im the groom. All right. That was a nice try. For all that effort i got a groan, really. Youre great at delivering. Even though the joke wasnt great, your delivery was awesome. Time for johnsons baby of the week. Our first johnsons baby of the week is emily joyce beahan born in kansas on january 17th. Her parents say their daughter likes to look in mirrors and make crazy faces. And the next baby is blaze kuu maka nakamotto. His mom ann offers advice to new parents. Try to capture every moment because they change every day. So true. Now it a baby born in baton rouge, louisiana, on february 13th, avery corrine smith. Her mom nicole says her daughter is a very peaceful baby who is already a great and our final johnson baby of the week is Chapman Howell Dunning born in alabama on january 23rd. His mom offers this advice to new moms, dont be afraid to ask for help. Absolutely. Congrats. If you want to submit your baby to be our johnsons baby of the week, the details are on klgandhoda. Com. Were going to have a recap of our pop the question videos. Throughout the week we have been showing you the finalist videos. The grand prize is, what, a romantic getaway . Where . The beautiful scrub island resort spa and marina in the British Virgin islands. And it is up to you to pick the winner. Well recap the top these are the three proposals youre voting on. First one is jason and stephany. Jason surprised her at a pep rally at the school where she teaches and look. Yes. And the ring. All right. Next is haley and garrett. Garrett wrapped up a rug shampooer box and the balloons said will you marry me. Oh. She said, as long as i get to keep the shampooer too, yes. Erica and tony, he took her to a Christmas Tree farm with the kids and on santas lap, she said she wanted a ring and look what she got. She got an engagement ring. The daughters were in on it. To watch all the videos in their entirety, go to klgandhoda. Com and vote for the couple you want to see win. The last day to vote is tuesday, march 11th. Hotel accommodations furnished by scrub island resort, spa and marina and British Virgin island tourists. 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If things go sideways between harris and the cartel, emma could be in danger. Thats what drug lords do, go after the loved ones of their enemies. Ill see to it that it is safe. Yes, you will. Thats when you really, really what im thinking is, god, my seat belt is tight. Awful. Yeah. We were talking i thought i would be here an hour and 20 minutes ago. As we are want to, about this business. And how difficult it can be and you said you only met nice people. I only met nice people. And i worked now 30 years on the show and every single show ive been on have become my best friends, from the crew and the cast and producers, everybody. It is remarkable. I know it is not true for everybody. But ive been very fortunate. Is it different this go around, though . 30 years later . Well, my waist size is larger. Hardly. You could take your shirt off now and you would still be bobby ewing. Yes, you would be. There is so much wrong with that. First of all, i need help taking my shirt off. But its a little different because, you know, im bobby ewing at 65 instead of 30. You enjoy life. I enjoy life now. I dont have to take my shirt off, so it is not as necessary. You have young hunks out there thats their job. Thats their job. That was my job 35 years ago. Your character now compared to then . Wise. Wise. You better be after all hes the patriarch. We started this show, celebrating 30 denial is such a powerful thing. 64th birthday, thats how we started the new series, with the birthday party. And so thats who he is. You have lost a very dear friend and, of course, the heart and soul of dallas. The best goldfish i ever had, but oh. You mean larry. Larry would be the first one to laugh at that. Yes. So how is it because sue ellen was here, shes always sue ellen to me, here two weeks ago, and she was saying hes there. You sense him all the time. You see pictures of us together, we have been together, like that, as Close Friends for 35 years. So, yeah, hes not around anymore, but you dont feel that sense of a vacuum because it is like i think it is what people who are married for 50 and 60 years feel like, you know . There seems to be an acceptance of the temporary separation because thats what i feel it is. A temporary separation. Youre a great actor. I didnt know about the singing. No one told me you were a bit of a singer. We have tape a bit of a singer is appropriate. Well let america decide. Theyre all watching. Yes. I am the sea you are to me we agree to disagree i thought it was marie osmond. Yeah. You have a great voice. Like justin bieber. I could have, yes, i could have. Let me do more of this and go for a drive. Sorry. Thank you. We love it every time you visit. You have to come on anytime and see us. Were done now . Yes. All that waiting around was hardly worth it. Monday nights on tnt. Regrets . Have you had a few . Bobbie has all the buzz after this. [ molly ] this is one way to keep your underwear clean. 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What have you got, dear . I have one of these balls in my drawer forever. When i brought it out here at the show, people thought what is that . These little mini massage balls are at wayfair. Com. It is like a pool table ball that really gets in. As soon as you do it to people oh, yeah. I know my spot. Anyone who wants to get that nerve spot these are the most amazing. Okay. Like 5 to 20 bucks. Okay. Now we have an actual massage robot brandnew from wi me and it is like it has a sensor where it wont fall off you, but you can see how were using it. When it gets to the head area, the little tentacles will play with your hair. It feels very relaxing after a long day. Okay. So then moving on to beauty, this clever concept is something that when you want to put rollers and set them and not go under the it is a dryer bonnet, so if we put all your hair up inside wait, you got to be able to breathe. I think this was meant for hoda. Hold on. Hold that there. You get the idea, you do this better at home. And then you turn it on. It will set your hair, but it also is a hair conditioning treatment, curls and just be careful when you use your hair dryer, make sure you have one with a low setting because it gets hot pretty quick. This is actually genius from white sands, the hair bonnet. Love it. Love it. Love it. And last but not least, a really clever concept at sephora, like palms but a new mascara called upside down. If you look closely, see my eye, you can actually get underneath and on top at the same time. And what is great is when this runs out, keep this, because this will help get all those spots. I love this. Fantastic. Love you, baby. Coming up, five life lessons not too late to learn. Well hear them coming up. All righty. Well be right back. Good night, britney. Were back on this try day, friday. Were fighting over who gets to introduce our next guests. You do, you do. Were back with more of today. In the five life lessons people learn. Studies have shown the key to living a healthier and happier life is by surrounding yourself with strong relationships. Sometimes we dont know how to handle the people closest to us so Readers Digest came up with a list of rules. Its editor in chief Liz Vaccariello is here to share them with us. These are five really great sort of rules. And first one is, i guess, essentially people dont change. You have to accept people as they are. Yeah. Radical acceptance saves the day. We all have a parent or grown child or a friend even or a partner and trying to fix them back fires. What you should do is compromise or lean in to that trait or behavior that you dont like. So good example would be say your son doesnt want to apply for college. Rather than bombarding him with pamphlets of college, express enthusiasm for the fact he wants to clean aquariums for a living or whatever. Yes. Reverse psychology is what we called it in my day. Next, helicopter parenting. A lot of that going on. Parents who hover, not only do they get a great big eye roll from teachers but developmental experts because children need to experience stress, and they need to learn to solve problems or they become depressed later in life. Ignore them a little. Always there to listen, but let them solve their own problems, step out of the room if theyre having a disagreement. Let them become an adult. Thank you. No, thank you. This one seems to be when youre dating someone and opposites attract, you think, but the most successful marriages are between people who are very similar. They have similar moral values, personalities traits, even religious background, age, that matters as well. But you dont want to you dont want it to become too similar, because then there is no spark. So what is the happy medium . You want to make sure that you find somebody who has different passions and experiences so that you can share that. That ignites a relationship, but youre on the same page when it comes to raising children, and your own moral obligations. Somebody who will let you grow, thats very, very important. True. Having a Good Social Network is important, right . You have to exercise, eat well, not smoke, those things make you live a long life, but if you dont have social interactions and friendships, that can be a dangerous as smoking 15 cigarettes a day. But what were talking not just facebook friends, not just texting a lot of people, but meaningful relationships, socializing get them on the phone, be in person, have a conversation, put down your phone and interact and