new singing spokesperson for carnival. >> yeah. >> let's see what he had to say. >> i'm the new singing and dancing spokesperson for carnival cruise lines. >> good gig. honestly, nice going. >> thank you. i'm kind of the new kathie lee, without the crippling chardonnay addiction. ♪ if you could see me now ♪ out on a fun ship cruise ♪ the carnival advantage it's on the news ♪ ♪ sometimes the engine stops and we're set adrift ♪ ♪ at least we're right side up ♪ unlike italian cruise ships ♪ i think we're going to die ♪ enjoy impromptu despite when the bar runs dry ♪ ♪ and if the plumbing's on the fritz you'll get a bucket ♪ ♪ while we're towed into st. kits ♪ >> i love him. and all is forgiven. carnival is going through a very tough time right now. and what he maybe didn't understand is the costa cruise line is also owned by carnival. >> oh. >> it's been a rough couple of years. >> if you need a laugh this weekend, "snl" was the place to be. >> by the way, it's not crippling chardonnay, it's crippling pinot grigio. >> get it? >> you're going to get it right. >> melissa mccarthy was hosting "snl." >> second time. >> she's always so funny. she's got a new movie coming out with sandra bullock called "the heat." she did a couple of things. in one skit she plays a contestant on "the voice" which i thought was hysterical. let's watch that one. ♪ don't mess with my tutu ♪ don't mess with my tutu ♪ don't mess with my tutu i'm done. [ cheers and applause ] >> well i think you could be the biggest star on the planet. ♪ run away that's why i'm putting both legs up for you, girl. >> kc, i want to know, do you have the confidence and competitive spirit to win this competition? >> i don't know what you just said. >> where do you live, darling? >> me? i live in a basement. except there's no roof. >> uh-huh, okay. so you're talking about a hole. >> yeah. i live in a hole. >> see, that's pure country. >> oh, you love him, anyway, don't you? >> i do love him anyway. there was one other great, i love this skit when she played a woman version of the rutgers basketball coach. this was so funny. check it out. >> outside the lines obtained practice video showing exactly how far it has gone. throwing bricks at them. >> guess what, brick? >> threatening them with a baseball bat. >> you take that ball and hit it through that hole and i won't hit you with the bat. >> while they're on roller skates. >> come on. >> why would you throw a toaster at a player? >> because when someone blows by you, you're toast. when you get toast and you are toast, you get hit with a toaster. it's not like i drove a golf cart through practice. >> but she had. >> dribble, dribble, quick feet, quick feet. if you don't move i'm going to barrel you again. move! >> she is crazy. >> having a little fun with it. okay. >> and there's a serious side to that. a lot of people are watching the coach like mike rice and they're wondering if that's how professional or college or whatever coaches teach. like when you watch football, sometimes you watch football games from the sidelines and you see the coaches get riled up and -- >> very emotional. yeah. but you know, i was asking frank about it, of course. he played during i different time. he had some of the greatest coaches in the history of any sport. people like tom landry and vince. and he -- lombardi. and he said -- never. not once in all of his years did one coach ever put a hand on him. he says they get up in your face and they yell. but he said, they didn't have to, we knew what they expected of us, we knew. he's appalled by it. >> wow. >> he's appalled by it. but you see it in little league now. >> yeah. >> it's just -- it's the breakdown of our entire culture. >> i think it is, and i think it's a generational thing. because i remember we -- again, the guy who taught us, was our basketball coach was the football coach, and he used to pound the guys, the football guys on their shoulder pads and get them all riled up. so when he was coaching us, we were totally turned off. >> he tried to do that to you guys too. it didn't work for you guys. >> no, we weren't going to have that at all. >> i want to send some love out to a couple of people over the weekend. it was a rough -- sometimes people go did you have a nice weekend? and you've got to be honest and say you know what? i had a tough weekend. dear friends of mine up in massachusetts, i want to send my love to mike and lisa, have been going through a very rough time. their beautiful family and our friends kay and rick warren, who lost their son on friday, who -- to a suicide. and i've just been battling that a little bit. you know when these painful things happen to people you love so much. >> sure. >> you've just got to be there for them. but we send all of our love to them. >> definitely. a lot of love. >> so i'll get through this. >> definitely you will. also on sunday, were the academy of country music awards, which are always fun. blake shelton, who's also the name of my dog, hosted with luke -- >> what's his last name? bryan. i was going to say perry. no. >> anyway, a lot of big awards. taylor swift didn't win any awards. >> no. i think she was up for quite a few and this -- she's won many through the years. >> but miranda lambert. won a lot of awards. >> she won a lot of stuff. >> she did great. >> and i guess somebody took -- luke took it away from your blake. >> from blake. >> entertainer of the year. >> and when luke perry won -- i mean luke bryan won, he really broke down and got very emotional. i love this song. >> are we going do see him break down and get emotional? darn. i don't want to think i'm the only one right now. sometimes you're just on the edge. you know? >> i've been there. yeah. >> and it was probably not a good time to be reading this terrific new book, which is one of my -- this is my favorite thing today. i've always very much appreciated this lady. diane ladd, fantastic actress and mother of laura dern. and she'd sent me a couple of weeks ago her brand new collection of ten short stories, "a bad afternoon for a piece of cake." $12.50 at amazon.com. she's from the south and i love southern writers. i like good southern writers. it can get overwhelming if they're not really, really good. you get just carried away by every one of these characters that she writes about. so if you're looking for some very, very good writing by a terrific actress who actually happens to also be a great writer, yes. >> beautiful. >> anna strasburg's going to have a little book party. >> oh, she is? here's mine. >> i have it this. this is great. >> this is the ultimate blush brush. because a, it's little, it fits in your bag, even in mine. the bristles don't fall off. it's by sephora. and it's the kabuki 50. it's 24 bucks. and you think oh, gosh, you can buy one for 10 bucks at the drugstore. this one is soft and you know sometimes the bristles are on your face. like oh, god, there's one -- >> especially when they're black, i don't like that. because you've got black hairs hanging off your face. >> we have enough of those. let's go check in with sara. hey, girl. >> hi, guys. >> what's yours? >> my favorite thing this week is the hourglass lip serum. mary uses this on me every day. it's a little pricey, about $40. but you'll never run out. because you put one dab in the morning and it lasts all day. >> you're kidding. >> she puts it underneath the lip stuff and it literally lasts. i have always had chapped lips. never came back again. >> you made out with max, your boyfriend, for three hours, it would still last? >> yes. >> well, actually, we did try that. and it's still here. >> that's the test of time. >> we've got a big show, guys. big changes are coming to "america's got talent." and guess who's here? howie. >> my favorite thing is the live mackerel deodorant. >> it touched my arm! >> and then we have the hollywood scoop, the buzz, right after all of this. we know what it takes to look good on the outside but with 70% of our immune system located in our gut, the core of our health isruly on the inside. that's why i take new trubiotics. it's a daily probiotic that helps in two ways. one helps support digestive health, the other immune health. stay true to your health. new trubiotics. from the makers of one-a-day. all eas or tax attorneys.cpas stay true to your health. plus, we've got experts to support you all year round. and they're ready now. turbotax. 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>> i don't want to tell you. you've got to watch. but that was real. i've got to tell you, just according to that, they had the emergency room on standby with anti-venom serum. >> oh, my gosh. >> they have to have a guy backstage call the second that this guy was going to do the trick because if he got bit -- >> how much time would he have? >> he had ten minutes to get to the hospital. but it's not that. if somebody else came in with a snake byte there would be no serum and he could die. >> how many snakebites are you going to get? where are you? >> texas. >> oh. >> that was in san antonio. >> okay, then that's a possibility. >> it is. this year they've pushed the envelope so far where people could actually -- and there was another one we're not showing right now where i thought that i watched death. i mean, the guy -- i don't even want to go into it, but you're going to see things this year that you've never -- >> are you happy with this change? because -- >> with the change? >> yeah, with people going to the edge like that. is that making -- >> you know, the thing is you think where is the -- you know, am i ever going to be surprised? i've watched the show, even though i've only been on it for four years, i've watched it from the beginning. there's always something surprising. there's always something jaw dropping -- >> because people are -- >> they'll push the envelope. >> what about the judges? this changes it up, with heidi and mel b. how is it different? how is the chemistry different with you guys? >> it's always great to have a ton of sexiness and that kind of appeal. and then we added mel and -- you beat me to it. >> i'm sorry. i didn't mean to ruin your joke. >> i think it's great. i think the more the merrier. we are four people who are coming at it from four different angles, who each have their place. you know, mel b. obviously one of the biggest pop stars of our time with the spice girls who knows the music business and knows marketing. and heidi klum who is a brilliant entrepreneur and markets fashion and has lived all over the world and lived with a music person and knows the business. and you know what? we're all very strong personalities who respect each other's opinion. we don't agree a lot. >> you don't. that's a good thing, though. that adds a lot of spice. >> who's the one who lays it down and says -- >> people keep asking that. and what happens is each of us are so opinionated that it changes and it's surprising. because i'll look over and i'll think, heidi, you don't like that? i thought that she would love that. and then she hates it and doesn't want to see more of it. and i would think -- and people would think that i hated something and i loved something. it's really surprising. behind the desk and on stage. and the most exciting thing about this year is we are bringing it in new york city at radio city music hall. >> that's cool. >> just to play that stage, just to be on that stage is a highlight for my own personal career. and i think on all these shows you say you're going to hollywood or you're going to new york. but you're really going to new york. >> it doesn't get better than that. >> howie, good luck with this. >> that's good-bye, right? 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>> andrea pomerantz lustig is here with some celebrity secrets. she's a contributing editor for "glamour" and she's wearing apparently all of her secrets today. >> you are. >> i'm decked out in a ponytail and all the secrets. i have to tell you when i got out of my car the paparazzi started taking my picture. and i'm nobody. so -- >> no, they were saying there's andrea pomerantz lustig. >> i think often you think when you want to have some of these secrets it's going to cost you a lot of money. but that's not the case. >> did doesn't have to cost a lot. all of the things i'm talking about you can get at the drugstore. >> tell us. >> so dark eye makeup. a lot of us wear dark eye makeup. we look like we're going clubbing. we look trashy, right? taylor swift, what does she do? she wears the black liner, we all love it and need it. but then she smokes out her eyes. i'm going to show you. right here. see in that area right there? she smokes it with a color. so remember, smoky is a technique, not a color. so don't wear black. you can wear black liner but not black shadow. >> let's move to glowing skin and shiny hair because that's what i want. >> you have it. >> where's my other picture? okay. this is what i call -- everybody wants to know why do celebrities glow? is it in their dna? no. not in their dna. this is what i call the blush sandwich. the secret to the faux glow, a little highlighter right here, the blush in the apples of your cheek and then you're going to put a bronzer underneath. and you've got the glow. >> why is she glowing on her bosom? >> that's the other secret. makeup doesn't stop at your neck. for celebrities it goes all the way down. she's got some glow here. you can take a moisturizer and put a little shimmer powder into it and you get that glow. >> people do that. >> i love that. and there's creams that have shimmer in it too. >> what about her hair? what about the roots? >> we'll talk about blake lively's roots. i actually got this tip from her hair colorist. why can celebrities rock the roots and we look trashy when we wear the roots? the secret is that they blend their own color -- see the darkness here? into the mix of highlights. something you can do or ask your colorist to do. and then when it grows out it looks natural. >> it doesn't look like a band. >> there's no line. you can also hide your roots with some dry shampoo -- >> okay. what about tanning? >> tanning, celebrities, believe it or not, they have people who come to their house and do their tan before they go to bed. you, the big secret is a tanning mitt when you put on the self-tanner -- >> tanning what? >> mitt. it's like a microfiber mitt. but you can actually go to the car wash and get a microfiber cloth, and it's like a chamois. and you want to all over yourself after you put on the tanner rub it in like you're trying to get streaks off your car. and that's the secret to a streakless self-tan. >> tell us about dark circles. >> dark circles. beyonce? do we have beyonce? >> no. >> but we like her dress. >> that's miranda kerr. >> this is a very funny secret. this is a celebrity getting off the plane, miranda kerr. what a lot of celebrities do is of course the black -- the glasses hide the secrets, but you can also wear eye masks on the plane underneath. >> under. we get it. draw a mustache on her. >> and nobody knows what's under there and you wake up from your plane ride without excess baggage. >> thank you so much. >> is that it? >> that's all we have time for. >> eva longoria has a new show called "ready for love" with some very handsome single guys. >> hot. hot. hot. ♪ we are back with more of "today" and this fun monday with megastar eva longoria. eva has switched seats, taking a behind-the-scenes role as executive producer of nbc's new reality series "ready for love." >> here's the deal. the show's about three guys in search of the one with three matchmakers determined to find her and lots of beautiful and available women. eva longoria's here with her three handsome men. bill patton, tim lopez, and ernesto -- >> ernesto. agero. >> nice to see you all again. you were visiting with us when you were about -- >> a year ago. >> why did it take a year to bring the show to fruition? >> we wanted to contemporize and modernize the dating show and make it more authentic. first things first, women have to know who the guys are. that's why we wanted to introduce them on the "today" show and say these are our guys, these guys are ready for love. then we started the process of finding the women -- the matchmakers and the women. >> sometimes love takes time. >> sometimes love takes time. >> it probably doesn't happen during an episode. >> or many episodes. >> i do think what's interesting about the show is these guys all want to get married, is that right? >> well, no, happily ever after. which is -- it could mean a lot of things. it could mean engagement, marriage. >> one of you does. which is the one that wants to be married? >> i would love to be married. >> a happy marriage, not actually just married. >> yeah. >> so there's a lot of fun parts about the show that make it different from all the other dating shows that are out there. >> tell us. >> the biggest difference is the matchmakers. three different matchmakers with three different philosophies on love and approaching dating and so we have matt husse, who's like the guy's point of view and how to get the guy. we have tracy, who's this really great author about love and what women do wrong. and then amber kelleher, who also is this world-renowned matchmaker. >> we have a little history with her. >> you do? >> we do. >> we'll go into that