Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20170613

Charles berry jr. And Charles Berry iii. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 690, higgins steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh yes oh, my goodness. Looking great out there. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Today a federal Appeals Court ruled against president trumps revised travel ban. They ruled against it. [ cheers and applause ] and get this, they even quoted his tweets in their decision. Or as trump put it, that counts as a retweet. [ cheers and applause ] after the ruling, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said hes confident that the travel ban is fully lawful. Then he was like sorry, i read that wrong. Its fully awful. My mistake. [ laughter and applause ] sorry about that. I should have read this. I saw that over the weekend Melania Trump finally moved into the white house. This is a bad sign. She only brought a weeks worth of clothes. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, thats not good. Not a good thing. This is pretty big. I saw that yesterday puerto rico voted to become americas 51st state. [ cheers and applause ] thats when you know things cant be in good puerto rico, when they see whats going on here and theyre like, were going to take our chances. [ laughter and applause ] i think its worth it. I think its worth it. [ applause ] right now new york is in the middle of a heat wave. Right . Its hot out there, right . Temperatures are in the mid90s. You can tell its hot. Today, times square elmo passed out before he could get drunk. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy yeah. He just he couldnt even yeah. Of course, this kind of weather can be pretty rough. So here with some tips on how to beat the heat are the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] questlove thank you, jimmy. All right. Now, heres some ways to beat the heat. Stay in the shade and stay hydrated. Tariq thats a good one. Or get yourself a frozen flintstones push pop and just use it as deodorant. Just ah, ah. [ laughter and applause ] all up in there. Look straight at the sun and say, get your nasty ass out of here. [ laughter and applause ] i wear a big winter coat to trick myself into thinking its cold out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i want to say congratulations to the Pittsburgh Penguins who won the stanley cup last night [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I notice on the penguins broadcast, the announcer sounded a little familiar. Check this out. Look at this Majestic Group of penguins. They just won their second straight stanley cup. [ applause ] jimmy sound familiar to you . Sounds familiar, right . Steve it does. Sounds like my penguins dvd. Jimmy some more sports news yesterday rafael nadal won the french open and became the first man to win ten titles at any major tournament. [ cheers and applause ] when asked what his secret is, he said, not having to play serena williams. [ applause ] last night was the tonys, you guys, but the new musical groundhog day went home empty handed. [ audience aws ] the producers said theyre disappointed but theyll try again yesterday. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i read about a a couple in vermont that is selling their house, and part of it extends over the border into canada. Its really cool. The house has three bedrooms, two baths and free healthcare. Steve wow. Jimmy weve got a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Welcome, everybody, welcome. Its coming in. Its growing in a little bit. Its getting a little scared. Its getting a little scraggly. Steve a little scraggly on the side . Jimmy its growing. Yeah. I dont know. Well, this parts not growing. Steve right. [ laughter ] jimmy these parts, so just this is growing. And its scaring me. [ laughter ] when i look in the mirror. Steve you never thought youd be a goatee kind of guy. Jimmy im not a goatee type of guy. Thats like a chuck todd deal. I dont do that. [ light laughter ] i dont have a goatee. I want to grow a mustache. I think were having a grooming expert to come in this week and talk to me about this. [ laughter ] steve dog grooming or people grooming . [ laughter ] jimmy of course people grooming. Steve i dont know. Jimmy thats what they call barbers now, groomers. [ laughter ] were going to get a groomer. Steve groomer, a groomba. Jimmy a groomba. Yeah. Jimmy its a vacuum you steve stuck on your face. [ laughter ] jimmy you put it on all around your face. And you just go to sleep in and it just keeps everything groomed up. Steve yeah, it does it while youre sleeping. Jimmy but think i might go with like just a stache. Steve stache . Try stashing patch. [ cheers ] jimmy summer stache. [ applause ] all right. No ones doing the stache. Steve no. Jimmy i think i want to do the stache. But i feel like if i get too groomed of a beard, i feel like a contestant on the bachelorette. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] you dont want it too tightly trimmed. Jimmy but this guy is coming in. I feel like a mountain man. [ light laughter ] i mean, i just dont once i open my mouth, he realizes its me steve how do you feel when jimmy i can change my voice a little bit. [ light laughter ] steve i used to smoke in here. [ light laughter ] jimmy you cant smoke in here. Its something new for me. Im on the fence about it. But anyways, if you have a a suggestion of what mustache you think i should grow, now is the time. Yeah, just write to p. O. Box no. [ laughter ] guys, it is monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, Academy Awardnominated Actor Mark Wahlberg will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we love mark wahlberg. Then on wednesday, this is big, miley cyrus will be taking over the show. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy talking, playing, singing. Its going to be all miley all night. We have some very special things planned. You do not want to miss that. But first, we have a great show tonight. From the new movie rough night, demi moore is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the best. Steve come on jimmy the coolest. Demi moore. Demi moore is the coolest. Were going to catch up with her. Then, she and i are playing charades with some special guests. Steve ooh, bravo. Jimmy plus he stars as tupac shakur in the new film all eyez on me. Demetrius shipp jr. Is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] hes got a great story. Ill have him tell it. Its great. Oh man, oh, man. This guy. And we have a special tribute to the late chuck berry tonight. [ applause ] with a great performance from nathaniel rateliff, Charles Berry jr. And Charles Berry iii. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Chuck is the a new album. Hey guys, theres an Organization Called a serious fun childrens network. You might have heard about it. It was started by paul newman as a camp for kids with serious illnesses. And now they have like 30 camps around the world. And basically, it lets kids be kids. And just have some fun and raise a little hell. Anyway, a few years back i teamed up with ben jerrys on a flavor called tonight dough. [ cheers and applause ] so all the proceeds all of my proceeds from tonight go to serious fun, the serious fun childrens network. [ cheers and applause ] so im proud to say im proud to say that it is one of the most popular ben jerrys flavors, but im even more proud to say that we have now raised over 1 million. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy ben jerrys. Its the coolest. Its the coolest thing out there. People just make these kids the coolest kids. I love them so much. So to celebrate this milestone for us, ive invited some of the campers to come hang out at the show. But we also invited Lindsey Buckingham and Christine Mcvie from fleetwood mac. We got together with the roots and some classroom instruments and had a jam session. So heres the debut of our version of fleetwood macs hit song dont stop thinking about tomorrow. Hope you enjoy it. [ cheers and applause ] one, two, three. If you wake up go on smile if it takes just a little while open your eyes and look at the day youll see things in a different way dont stop thinking about tomorrow dont stop it will soon be here it will be here better than before yesterdays gone yesterdays gone [ cheers and applause ] why not think about times to come and not about the things that youve done if your life was bad to you just think what tomorrow will do dont stop thinking about tomorrow dont stop it will soon be here it will be here better than before yesterdays gone yesterdays gone [ cheers and applause ] all i want is to see you smile if it takes just a little while open your eyes and look at the day youll see things in a different way dont stop thinking about tomorrow dont stop it will soon be here it will be here better than before yesterdays gone yesterdays gone ooh dont you look back ooh dont you look back dont look back ooh dont you look back ooh dont you look back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah how great is that . How great . Theyre the best, man. Our thanks to Lindsey Buckingham and Christine Mcvie. This is their new album right here. [ cheers and applause ] also thanks to the roots and all the campers from serious fun. [ cheers and applause ] karen, sadie, jacob, hannah, varda, caleb, freddy and kiana. I love you guys. One more thing. In honor of serious fun, ben jerrys is giving everyone in our audience a scoop of tonight dough ice cream on your way out. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. When we come back, well be playing charades. Stick around. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all across america more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. The world is not flat. You cant just pinch it or swipe it. Theres a whole world out there and no other card lets you experience it like the platinum card. 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And the celebrations aren t stopping any time soon from fans or the players. Oakland is gearing up for the parade on thursday. Bart says it s expecting a million riders. The parade will start at 10 am and travel through oakland to lake merritt. We have coverage on all things warriors on our twitter feed and homepage. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody were about to play a big game of charades. My partner tonight is a a fantastic actress. Here new movie, rough night comes out this friday. Please welcome demi moore [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] come on. Look a standing a a standing o, come on they love you hello jimmy now, our were a a team, our first opponent is the star of all eyez on me which is in theaters on friday. Give it up for Demetrius Shipp jr. [ cheers and applause ] hello, demi. We just met. Jimmy you just me back there. Demetrius partner, we love her on saturday night live. She is hosting the 2 2017 b. E. T. Awards june 25th. It is leslie jones, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my oh, my gosh. Oh oh come on. Youve got her right on your side right there. Come on. All right. Now wait, you all know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate you can have a seat, yeah. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Were going to do four rounds worth one point each and the fifth round is a charades showdown. Both teams gives the same clue at the same time. Demi, why dont you start us off tonight . All right . Okay. Jimmy ill sit here and then you guys just sit here and do i need these . Jimmy yeah. I do . Jimmy oh, you look yeah, you look fantastic. Sit down right jimmy yeah, you can sit there, ill sit here. All right this is a nice couch. Jimmy so just thank you. Everyones everyones going home with a couch tonight. [ cheers ] i feel like jimmy audience, what what number should she choose . [ audience shouting ] okay. Jimmy okay. Ready . Jimmy yeah. Kay. Jimmy im ready. Its a song. Three words. First word, dance, boogie, shake, twist. Twist and shout [ cheers and applause ] come on awe, man jimmy demi moore twisting and shouting. Its rigged jimmy its not rigged. Its rigged, man. Jimmy leslie, lets see whats up. Its rigged, man. Howd you get that one, jimmy . Jimmy that was good, right . Yeah. Okay, so jimmy, was a little slow on that one. Jimmy i know, i was, i was what number you want me to pick . [ audience shouting ] one at a time. [ laughter ] [ audience shouting ] jimmy yeah, i feel like lucky seven. [ light laughter ] what, awe, man jimmy that was come on. This is your fault. Jimmy no, leslie, you cant get mad at them. Dont get mad at them, please. Okay. Alright, we got a song. Song. [ light laughter ] jimmy cant say that. You cant say song. She said song. You cant jimmy okay. [ laughter ] black people can talk in they charades. Jimmy black people cant talk in charades. [ light laughter ] they can. They talk everywhere. Jimmy thats hilarious. We got a song. Okay and um, four words. Come on, now. [ light laughter ] deer hoof. [ laughter ] jimmy i wish that was a a song. Oh, wow. [ buzzer ] jimmy whoa when did the clock start jimmy . Jimmy what no. I have no clue wheres the wheres the clock . There is no clock it was the cats in the cradle [ light laughter ] the who . The cats in the cradle this is the cat jimmy oh, my gosh, all right. Cats in the cradle, all right. That was the best at least it does it definitely wasnt deer hoof, i tell you that much. [ light laughter ] okay jimmy i havent i havent heard that song in years. Deer hoof. I didnt know how we had jimmy uh, what are we thinking . [ audience shouting ] two jimmy hm. Aw. They cheatin. Okay. Jimmy its not cheating. Its just connecting. Were connecting jimmy all right, ready . I hope so. Okay, film. [ light laughter ] four words. Four words. The clock is on. Okay, third word and . No. Of, the the is the [ light laughter ] first word beauty and the beast. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the best. You are the best, come on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy beauty and the beast alright jimmy thats us, man . Hey, let me explain somethin. Jimmy beauty and the beast. Let me explain somethin, this is a rigged game. Jimmy now that is ridiculous. No way jimmy games not rigged. Okay, first of all first of all its the blacks against the whites [ laughter ] jimmy no, that is not true. That is not let me just say that first. Look, we coordinated you all made sure that you all picked the clues where you all talk to each cause you all got that white telepathy thing. [ laughter ] i see you. I see you jimmy come on. Demetrius demetrius please. That is not im going to bring it home, dont worry about it. What is wrong on you all . [ light laughter ] jimmy you didnt even need the cup. [ audience shouting ] 10. Yeah oh, okay. [ light laughter ] okay. I like that. I like that. Where the clock . Wait, oh there it go, boom. Okay. Its a movie. No sound. [ light laughter ] bruce lee oh, oh, enter the dragon [ light laughter ] three words. Kung fu. Fighting. Kung fu belt. Boom, wait [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Give me some, give me some. Jimmy what was it . I got it. Jimmy kung fu belt . [ light laughter ] i thought we was going jimmy kung fu belt. I really thought it was jimmy leslie, me and you we go at the same time. Oh, yeah, baby. Hey jimmy so heres the deal, we can do this. Okay, im with you, im with you. Jimmy we got this. This last round is worth onethousand points. All right, cool. Okay. [ light laughter ] man, what game is this . Jimmy what number . What number . Okay. Jimmy are you stretching . Lets go, lets go, lets stretch it out, come on. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go, what number . [ audience shouting ] what do you think, leslie . Ladies first. All right, me and you both look at it. [ light laughter ] all right. Yeah, yeah, i like that. Jimmy all right. Okay. Jimmy all right. Okay. Jimmy all right. Okay. Jimmy ready . Ready. Do it at the same time, right . Yes. Jimmy we do it at the same time. Everybody ready . Ready. Jimmy here we go. 1, 2, 3. Movie. Movie. Two words. The hulk. The hulk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we had the same thing. Im so sorry. We did the same clue. Those are the champs right there leslie jones, Demetrius Shipp jr. , our thanks to demi moore. Were talking to demi after the break. Stick around, everybody. Come on back the hulk [ cheers and applause ] are you still trying to perform with an old computer . Thats like lebron trying to perform with old equipment. smack fabric ripping audience gasping foul whistle blowing upgrade your game to intels fastest processor. state farm knows that for every one of those moments. Ssor. What . Theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . This is ridiculous this is ridiculous from car insurance. To car loans. State farm is here to help life go right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is my great charades partner. Shes a lovely and talented actress. You can see her in the new movie blind which is in theaters july 14th. You can also see her alongside Scarlett Johansson and Kate Mckinnon in the new comedy, rough night which is in theaters this friday. Everyone, please welcome demi moore. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you, we love you. Demi, welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. Thank you for playing charades. I loved it. Jimmy i know, i think im very competitive in the game playing. Jimmy me, too, yeah. I love it. Jimmy i would i think we would have won if there hadnt been a speed round there. Yeah, i was a little bit slow on your build on the hulk. Jimmy yeah, li

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