Roots crew. Questlove 683 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats a hot crowd. That is a great crowd. Welcome, everyone, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] were here. Its happening. What a show tonight. Jamie foxx is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] niall horan is here tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. But lets get to some news. Heres what people are talking about. Today President Trump had lunch with the french president , emmanuel macron, who was just sworn in 11 days ago. Trump was like, well, 11 days, you must be on your what, like, 50th scandal by now . [ laughter and applause ] its only been 11. But monsieur. No no, monsieur. Thats right, trump is in belgium right now, which is six hours ahead of us. He kind of liked that because when he sends a crazy tweet at 3 00 a. M. It looks like a a thoughtful post at 9 00 p. M. [ cheers and applause ] oh, hes not that crazy. Wait a second. And this is weird. Trump joined some other World Leaders at todays nato summit. And he seemed a little eager to get to the front of the crowd. And, well, just check out what he does to the president of montenegro here, watch this. Jimmy out of the way. Hold on. Watch it, buddy, yeah. [ laughter ] steve oh, my. They giving away free pizza . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] he was like, i learned that move from melania. [ laughter and applause ] stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. [ laughter ] i love that move. Is he the president or a kid sneaking up front to watch a a parade . Just like [ laughter ] hes like, sorry, i thought somebody yelled boobs. so i just wanted to make sure. [ laughter ] were good . Okay, good. Steve oh, man. What . [ laughter ] jimmy after leaving italy yesterday trump is actually going back tomorrow for more meetings. Hes even had the chance to look at a lot of famous artwork while hes been there. I mean, check out what hes been saying about some of the beautiful pieces. For example, when he saw the gates of paradise, trump said, hey, i have the same door to my bathroom. Steve wow. Jimmy its kind of sweet. You kind of knew what it was. Next up, when he saw this painting, trump said, what a a lovely portrait of gallagher before he smashed those watermelons. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy gallagher had a a mustache. Steve yeah, i dont think thats gallagher. Jimmy and finally when he saw the creation of adam, trump said, weird, thats how melania makes me hold her hand. [ laughter ] hey. Steve hey. Ho. Hey. Jimmy this is pretty big. Last night a republican congressional candidate named Greg Gianforte apparently body slammed a reporter. Did you see that . Steve yeah. Jimmy some republicans are defending him, saying the body slam wasnt a big deal, which they might regret in three years when the rock runs for president. [ cheers and applause ] want to see a real one . This isnt a good. I saw that a College Student in florida is accused of breaking into a building and changing his grade from an f to a b. [ laughter ] his parents were like, really, you cant even get an a when youre cheating . I mean, what is the problem here . [ cheers and applause ] try hard at something. [ laughter ] what . Oh. [ cheers ] jimmy hey, niall. Niall horan. Yeah, laughing hard. [ laughter ] something funny there, niall . How are you doing, buddy . How you doing, jimmy . Yeah, your jokes are funny, but come on, give people what they want. [ laughter ] jimmy give people what they want . What are you talking about . Everyone wants to see you dance. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Everyone Wants to see me dance . What what what dance are you talking about . Obviously gangnam style. [ cheers ] jimmy i dont want to do this. I dont do the gangnam style. I dont do gangnam style. Thats like five years ago. I dont well, its about to go viral again. [ light laughter ] just do it. Jimmy i dont want to do the gangnam style dance. Thank you, though. Come on, fallon. Everyone wants dont you want to see him do it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont even know how to do gangnam style. I dont know how to do it. I dont know how to do it. Honestly youre boring us now. Its red nose day. Just try and make people laugh. Do the dance. We just want to see you do it. Just do it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, im not doing it so stop it no now do the dance. Hit the music, fred. Gangnam style [ cheers and applause ] gangnam style whoop whoop whoop whoop gangnam style gangam style whoop whoop whoop whoop jimmy are you happy . Are you happy . [ cheers and applause ] no, not really, to be honest. Jimmy oh, yeah, take care, buddy. Good to see you. Niall horan, everybody. Niall. [ cheers and applause ] niall horan. Steve had to get you to do the gangnam style. Jimmy so i can do gagnam style dance. Yeah. Gosh. Ill get him back. [ light laughter ] hey guys, i saw that paypal is suing pandora because their mobile app uses a similar p logo. Look at that. [ audience ohs ] theyre actually not the only companies dealing with lawsuits about their logos. Steve really . Jimmy no, for example, panera is being sued by donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. You wouldnt think it. Jimmy next up, starbucks is being sued by beyonce. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i can see that. Steve i can see that. Jimmy next, gerber is being sued by jeff sessions. [ laughter and applause ] steve well im a little keebler elf. Jimmy and finally, target is being sued by beats by dre which is being sued by pinterest which is being sued by target. There you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show, tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. That is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a hot new york city crowd that youre hearing tonight. Thank you for being here, everybody. Oh, i love when theres a hot crowd. Guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, in honor of fleet week here in new york city, we will have an entire audience full of members of the armed services. So be sure to tune in. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night. We do it weve been doing it for the past couple of years, and its so much fun. I cant wait for that. Thats tomorrow. cause also we have great guests on that show tomorrow night. We have jordan peele from get out. [ cheers and applause ] we have a new song from iggy azalea. Steve woah jimmy and, of course, thank you notes. Thats all tomorrow night. But get ready because tonights show is fresh steve what . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes. Weve got a big show tonight. We love this guy. He is so funny and so talented. He does it all. Acting, music, producing. He has a new game show called beat shazam, which i love. Im gonna love it. Any music head will love that. I love shazam. You know, its that app it can tells you what song youre listening to. And if you can guess it before shazam, you win like a million bucks. Steve yeah. Jimmy jamie not here tonight. But jamie foxx is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] no one here is going home with a million. Jamie foxx is here. Hes always so funny. Every time he comes out, he does something crazy. Were going to catch up with him, and then jamie and i are going to play a fun new game called the musical genre challenge. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah. Were going to change different genres and well see. Yeah, its a challenge. Its going be good. Plus, he has a brandnew single out. Oh, man, oh, man, you know this guy already. I dont know why i have to even tell you that he has a single out. Here he is. Look at him on the cover of billboard. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy hes a good dude. The record is called slow hands. Hes going to talk with us. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy hes going to perform that song later. Niall horan is in the house, everybody steve heyo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy now, guys, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. And since the new season of the bachelorette premiered this week, i sent out a hashtag called myworstdate. [ light laughter ] i asked you guys to send us stories about the worst date youve ever been on. We got a huge response. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for getting involved and playing the game with us. My worst date was i was on a a date once and i served her saltine crackers. [ light laughter ] and i taught her how to play mario kart. I didnt even know i was on a a date. I was clueless. And it turned the out that girl was nicole kidman. [ cheers and applause ] whole thing top to bottom, a a complete nightmare. Steve oh. Jimmy anyway, now i thought id share some of my [ laughter ] steve its the gift that keeps on giving. Jimmy i got to meet a a therapist. Thats a good thing, right . Steve yeah, exactly, thats good. [ light laughter ] jimmy so now i thought id share some of my favorite myworstdate stories from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from heatherdsm. She said, on a first date this guy showed me pictures of his house plants and explained their different watering schedules. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy this is fern. [ light laughter ] she likes a big breakfast. [ laughter ] steve i talk to her at night. Jimmy she likes a big the fern does . This ones from because13whynot. She says, during an awkward silence the guy drummed on the table while mumbling, topic, topic, topic. [ laughter and applause ] hmm, topic. Hmm, topic, topic, topic. Say something. Say something to keep this moving. Na, na, na. Uh oil paintings. [ laughter ] steve i water my house plants. Ooh. Fern loves a big breakfast. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from michigansoul. Steve oh, yeah jimmy he says, i thought it would be cool to slide across the hood of her car. Tore my pants on the hood ornament. [ laughter ] lost my pride and the pants. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, boy i think i lost some baggage. [ laughter ] jimmy picked the wrong day to go commando steve oh, yikes. [ light laughter ] they just split so now i will. Good day. Jimmy this is from jeffhoffman. He says, at the end of the date i asked if she wanted to go out again. She said she was going to take a break from dating for a a while. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Yikes. Jimmy nothing personal. Total coincidence. Steve total coincidence. I just dont want to see men jimmy no. Ill walk myself home. But we drove for ten miles. Steve ill hitchhike. Jimmy i need the fintbint. Fitbit steps. Steve i got to get my 18 jimmy fintbint . Thats not a thing. Steve i got to get my 18,000 steps. Jimmy fitbit. I meant to say fitbit. Steve you said fintbint. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, well, whatever. This is why im just giving up dating. So i dont know. [ light laughter ] this ones from bigshuck. He says, she told me she just got out of a relationship with a guy that sounded a lot like my friend mark. I texted mark, it was mark. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, boy. Jimmy my boy. Steve big shuck. Hold on. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy this ones from nxtom. He says, i took a girl to a a baseball game. I got hit by a foul ball and everybody saw me crying on the jumbotron. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy thats a rough one. This last one is from iamowens. He says, at my sophomore homecoming, the deejay announced the last song. My date yelled, finally [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. 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He s charged with assaulting a news reporter. We ve just posted that story on our website. Reveal is a weekend warm up on the way . Chief meteorologist jeff raneri is tweeting his forecast for the holiday weekend. End [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Award and golden globe winning actor. Plus a twotime grammy Award Winning musician. He also is the host of a a brandnew game show called beat shazam, which airs thursdays at 8 00 p. M. On fox. Please welcome the multitalented, the always entertaining jamie foxx [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy jamie, welcome back. I just i just feel i feel sexy for some reason. Jimmy oh yeah, no, youve got to you should. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] jimmy shy . You feel sexy, but then you get shy. You turn into a shy person. When i get the old hip when i put the hip when is the last time you see somebody put the hip on you . [ laughter ] jimmy jamie, welcome back to show. Hey, thanks. Jimmy i always love having you on. Youre one of my favorite guests. We love having you on. That is great. Jimmy when i first saw you, you were on in living color. Back in the day. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but then you were doing standup. Listen in loving color in living color was so crazy because when i got in living color i actually did standup that night, and when i was doing standup that night, everybody was in the audience, and i get a standing ovation, and i get on in living color, but when i walked in to in living color i was the eighth funniest person on the show. [ light laughter ] jimmy absolutely. The wayans brothers. Jimmy absolutely. Jim carrey. Jimmy yeah. Absolutely, of course. Tommy davison and it was like jimmy David Alan Grier the Jurassic Park of comedians. Gah damon wayanssaurus. It was crazy. Jimmy but yeah but now i heard that youre going to get back to stand up this summer. I got to i got to so make sure you all check me out. Im coming [ cheers and applause ] i got to do some standup. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how fun is that . What are you doing . I just got stories man. I got stories, and im going to go to all the comedy clubs that i started out in. So ill be in boston at daniel hall, but itll be like a a popup. So you follow me on my instagram. iamjamiefoxx on instagram, and i will let you know a few days here, because i want to work out, i got new jokes, man. Jimmy really . I got jokes, baby. Jimmy you got to get them out of your head. Oh, my goodness. So much is going on. Jimmy can you tell the story about mike tyson . That was the when i first started doing standup, man, and i was so hot. I was like 21, lean, you know, no, just lean. Im killing l. A. , right . And im in this hood club because i did all my jokes in the hood first. You got to be funny in the hood before you go main street. If the brothers dont like you, then hey man, not going to work on main street. So anyways, so im in the hood. Im doing the joke, and im killing l. A. And i get to my mike tyson joke. Thats usually where i usually like get a standing ovation, and when i get to the joke, nobody laughs. [ light laughter ] nobody. You know why . Because mike tyson is in the building. [ laughter ] it was crazy because thats when mike tyson was like knocking people out for just smiling. You know what im saying . [ laughter ] you was breathing wrong. I get to the joke and somebody yells, mike is in here. [ laughter ] meme yeah, that was me. Bahbuh. Because you know bhecause everything clinched up. I was like and then there was a black girl, and you know there was a a black girl egging on. She was sitting in the front, what are you going to do, jamie . Are you going to tell your little joke . [ laughter ] then the dude yelled out, mike said you can do the joke, but that [ bleep ] better be funny. [ laughter ] so man theres the pressure. So i do the joke. I think it was Something LikeMike Tyson Mike tyson going through the drivethru of Kentucky Fried Chicken or Something Like that. Hi, this is mike tyson. [ light laughter ] welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah, can i get chicken and biscuit and some slaw . [ laughter ] whats that you say, sir . I want slaw, slaw. Lots of slaw. So anyway the joke goes over, its a standing ovation, and then mike comes up to me. There he is [ laughter ] and im like, ooh. And he just tapped me on the chest like my chest caved in. Jimmy even that hurt. Oh, my goodness. But thats when i got that bug, man, and i actually hung out with mike during all those times. I remember mike was so rich. He had lamborghini trucks and just crazy. Hed be in the club, girls like this. You like bmws . [ laughter ] theyd be like, yeah. He just go buy a bushel of bmws. [ light laughter ] jimmy just like giving them out to people. Give me a bushel of bmws, and add slaw. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy add slaw. Oh come on. Some bmws with some slaw. Jimmy but then you go from that to winning an oscar for ray. You were amazing. I mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] you do everything, and we love you, and now you have this new show. You thought of a show called beat shazam. Beat shazam. This is crazy, man. Weve been trying to get this on for like two and a half, three years, and so mark burnett of course, you know jimmy survivor. Survivor, the voice, i mean all the big shows, and then him, jeff appleoff, you know we got together. Jeff appleoff who also created along with mark we got together, and i said, listen, first of all, im jealous. Im jealous because you got a a show, kevin hart got a show, j. Lo got a show, the rock got a show on tv. I said, man whats up . I need to get up in here, and so they said, well, this is a a great idea, and i love it, and its literally like a game show. Let me explain to you what it is. Three teams battle it out to see who knows the biggest hits, right . And then whoever is left standing, they take on the app shazam. If they can identify six songs, and beat shazam they win a a million dollars, and i watched somebody win the million. Its crazy. So you got to oh yeah, its crazy. Jimmy these contestants, theyre just like random people . Listen, man, theyre from everyday usa. Jimmy yeah. So what i didnt anticipate was the stories. Nobody played for themselves. Everybody was like one guy was like im playing for my mom because her house burned down. An