And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 676, tonga yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, how are you doing . Ah looking good. Looking good, everybody. Looking good out there. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Of course, its a big story out of the white house. The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump revealed classified information to russian officials in the Oval Office Last week. [ audience oohs ] and theres talk that Congress Might investigate him for it. [ audience ohs ] trump says he has nothing to hide and that hell fire whoevers investigating him anyway. So doesnt matter. [ laughter and applause ] dont worry about it. Thats right, trump revealed secret information about isis to the Russian Foreign minister and ambassador. Trump was like, dont worry, i traded the information for three magic beans. [ laughter and applause ] cant get into it i cant get into it. Even his fellow republicans were not happy with the news. They said, were gonna give this guy 500 more chances, but thats it. Then [ laughter and applause ] were gonna give him a stern talking to. Maybe. Thats right, everybodys talking about these white house leaks. Its pretty shocking. But luckily, i think there is a a solution. Watch this. Are you a man in your 70s . Yes. Are you dealing with an embarrassing problem . Yes. [ light laughter ] are you unable to stop yourself from uncontrollable and messy leaks . Yes well, dont worry, because now theres depends for president s, whether its information about russia, the middle east, or even china. [ laughter ] you dont have to fire anyone. Just get depends for president s. Stop your own leaks. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that should help. It it has been an eventful couple of days. So here to help explain it all is our White House Correspondent alan siegel. Alan . [ cheers and applause ] thank you jimmy. Thats right, its been another controversial week for President Trump, like you said. Hes taking a lot of heat from both parties for leaking classified information to the russians, then sending his aids out to talk about it, then contradicting those aids in his own tweets. Plus, his bodyguard also leaked the defense secretarys phone number, and all this happened after he fired fbi director james comey. But luckily, today is friday, which means we can all take our minds off this and enjoy the weekend. [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry, alan, today today isnt friday. Its not . [ light laughter ] jimmy no, its tuesday. Wait, you you mean all that trump stuff happened and its only tuesday . [ light laughter ] jimmy yes. Then what the hell jimmy alan . Seriously, what the hell, man, how is it only tuesday . Jimmy it just is. Oh, come on man, this happens every week. [ light laughter ] i feel like i havent slept since Trump Took Office ten months ago. Jimmy alan, Trump Took Office four months ago. Oh, come on jimmy alan. So, you mean to tell me that everything that happened to trump, has happened in the span of four months . Jimmy yes. Thats messed up man. Jimmy look, its been a a very busy 2017. Its not 2019 . Jimmy no [ laughter ] oh, man gah what is going on . Jimmy i think you need to get some rest. [ applause ] alan siegel, everybody. Alan, figure this out. Come on, man. Jimmy get back to us later. [ cheers and applause ] some more news out of washington. It is rumored that fox news host Kimberly Guilfoyle could replace sean spicer as White House Press secretary. [ audience oohs ] spicers friends were gonna take him out for drinks, but he said, actually, ive been drunk since january. [ cheers and applause ] im good. Eh, im good. I thought this was interesting, a new study found that more than half of american doctors are burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose. So, if your doctor seems burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose, ask if zoloft might be right for them. [ laughter and applause ] and this is pretty big here. Hackers claim that they have a a copy of the new pirates of the caribbean movie, and they are seeking ransom money from disney. [ light laughter ] disney was like, go ahead, we just release the same exact movie every time and nobodys noticed so far. [ laughter and applause ] so, i mean not that bad. [ applause ] [ cheers ] thats miley cyrus miley, Miley Miley Cyrus is here what . [ cheers ] this is amazing i love that youre here. Im so sorry. [ cheers ] jimmy dont worry please miley cyrus how exciting [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys jimmy how exciting and what what im so sorry to interrupt you, jimmy. But uh jimmy no problem well, i just want to let you and the audience know that tomorrow im going to be popping up on a bunch of different nbc shows here in new york, to promote my brandnew single malibu. Jimmy of course. [ cheers and applause ] because, you know, because what better place to talk about malibu, than in new york city jimmy yeah, thats a good point i didnt even think about that. [ cheers and applause ] anyway, get back to your monologue. Ill see you tomorrow, jimmy jimmy i love you, miley cyrus love you jimmy bye guys [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] the best the best the best see you tomorrow. Its what happens here. Thats what happens on the tonight show. Steve yeah, look what happens, man. a plus. Jimmy yeah, how cool is that . Steve you know what happens . Stuff like that. Jimmy miley cyrus. That was so fun. Come on. [ cheers ] we love her. Oh, guys, i i saw this video going viral today. A 2yearold boy was jumping up and down in a bouncy house, you know those ones they have for little kids and stuff like that . But he didnt seem too impressed. I mean, hes jumping up and down, hes doing his job the 2yearold, but youve got to see this kid. Hes pretty cool. Check this out. Watch this. [ laughter ] yeah, i get it. I get it. [ laughter and applause ] yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah, i get it. I get it. I go up and down, yeah, yeah, i got it. Pretty cool kid. I mean, i guess when you take his nose, hes like, ah, just give it back to me later. [ laughter ] its like mike pence in a mosh pit. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy meek toons yeah. Check this out. I read that the Cincinnati Airport has therapy horses for stressedout travelers. cause if theres one way to calm people down at the airport [ laughter ] its adding horses to the equation. [ cheers and applause ] a stampede happened today at united. [ light laughter ] speaking of flying, delta announced that it will start using a facial recognition scanner to keep track of passengers bags. In a statement, delta said, that way well know exactly whose bags were losing. There you go everybody its a great show [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a fun show already tonight. Steve come on. Jimmy weve got a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night Kerry Washington will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were gonna talk scandal. Steve scandal. Jimmy yeah, then later this week, Dwayne Johnson will be here. Hes hosting saturday night live. [ cheers and applause ] steve hes the coolest. Jimmy and also, we have katy perry is gonna be here as well. Steve what . Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] but first, get ready for tonight. This is the show to be at. This guy is so funny and talented. You know him of course, as Chandler Bing on friends. And now hes [ cheers and applause ] hes the coolest. Hes now written and stars in a a brandnew offbroadway play, the end of longing. Matthew perry is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, a season two of his adult swim show, neon joe, werewolf hunter. Premieres [ light laughter ] premieres on monday. Heres the real just to see what the real guy looks like. There he is. Steve thats neon joe. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats him, yeah. That is neon joe, werewolf hunter. He looks much cooler in the in the comic book. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy that guy this is him really. Thats what he looks like. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy it premieres on monday. Neon joe, werewolf hunter. The hilarious jon glaser is stopping by and i just [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the funniest guys out there. Steve come on. Jimmy i cant get enough of him. I love him. So, we have great music tonight from fall out boy steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mania every time they come on, they always do a great performance, and i love those guys coming on. I appreciate it. Hey guys, it is time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of working at the white house. [ light laughter ] its been a lot of talk that President Trump is getting ready for a major shakeup in his staff. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of working at the white house. Here we go. Pro, being one of trumps trusted advisers. Con, constantly being overruled by a magic 8ball. Well, that steve that happens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy [ unintelligible ] signs point to yes the wall. Signs point to wall. [ light laughter ] pro, getting to eat food prepared by the most experienced chefs. Con, having to feed trump by pretending the spoon is an airplane. Well, thats [ laughter ] jimmy hes a finicky eater. Steve yeah, hes very finicky. Jimmy you dont like him on an empty stomach, no. Steve french fries. Jimmy pro, noticing that trumps coffee mug is engraved with worlds greatest boss. Con, noticing his urinal is engraved with worlds greater leaker. Oh, well thats steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats interesting. Engraved his own urinal. Steve i was not aware of that. Jimmy pro, getting access to the white house bowling alley. Con, hearing trump saying, thats a strike, every time he rolls. [ laughter and applause ] that wasnt a just tell him it is. Thats another strike. [ light laughter ] steve strike. Wall. Jimmy you what you bowled a 301, didnt you . Steve yeah, did you ever see somebody bowl a bowl a a 300 and lose . [ laughter ] come on, thats for your mom and dad. And grandpa. Jimmy come on, hey. Thats clean thats good comedy. Steve thats clean good comedy. [ laughter ] goodness gravy. These people are hard to please. Jimmy pro, taco tuesdays. Con, what the hell is happening to our country wednesdays . Steve yeah. Jimmy well, thats always nice. [ laughter ] well, theres pizza. Pro, trying the president s favorite food. Con, russian leak soup. Oh, actually we have a a recipe we have a list here for that. Check this out. Yeah. Jimmy there you go. Russian leak soup. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, pro, getting to know your coworkers. Con, until theyre fired the next day. Thats your pros and cons, everybody [ cheers and applause ] we have a new bit on the show were going to try out. Well be right back with tonight show musicality get ready its brand new its huge [ cheers and applause ] [music conversation] music volume rises you guys wanna go . [whistles] get all summer essentials 30, 40, and 50 percent off. Hi, fashion. Old navy new, peach, from limearita. Make it a margarita moment. On a perfect car, then smash it into a tree. Your Insurance Company raises your rates. Maybe you shouldve done more research on them. For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. Liberty mutual insurance. Due to your first accident. Ahyou the law . Weve had some complaints of. Is that a fire . Theres your payoff, deputy. Git velveeta shells cheese. Theres gold in them thar shells. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys. Were gonna do a new bit right now. Were always looking for new talent here at the tonight show. And we also love everything musical, which is why i think youre gonna love this next segment. Its time for tonight show musicality. [ cheers ] tonight show musicality welcome to tonight show musicality. Lets meet our first performer. Please welcome aaron mcavoy [ cheers and applause ] come on. Thats what im talking about. Whats up . Jimmy welcome to the show, buddy. Yeah thanks. Jimmy nice to see you. Where are you from, man . Boessier city, louisiana. Jimmy yeah, boessier city. I know it well. Ive seen pictures of you with bleach blond hair there. Jimmy yes, i was. It was a dark day. No, no, i went there. We were doing a film. I did karaoke. Yup. You did. My friend just sent me the picture. Jimmy oh cool. Well tell your friend thanks. Yeah. Keep it between us, too. Hey, what is your talent there . Well i like to play music with my washing machine as the drum. Jimmy yeah. How did you realize that this could work . I was in my bedroom washing clothes, and i heard this perfect drum beat coming from my washing machine. I just got my cell phone and sang the first song that came to mind. Jimmy youre going to love this. Its awesome. Redneck. Jimmy i cant wait to see this. Yeah it is. Its pretty redneck there. [ laughter and applause ] all right good. You go over there and get ready. He said it first. He said it first. But wait till you see it. Youll never forget it. And honestly, dont try this at home, but somebody will. [ light laughter ] but dont. Guys, here to perform a song accompanied by his washing machine, please welcome aaron mcavoy, everybody. There he is. [ cheers and applause ] wait wait, get ready for this. One two one two three four the devil went down to georgia he was looking for a soul to steal he was in a bind because he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal when he came across this young man sawing on a fiddlin and playin it hot and the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, boy let me tell you what johnny resin up your bow and play that fiddle hard cause hell broke loose in georgia and the devil deals the cards if you win you get the shiny fiddle made of gold and if you lose the devil wins your soul drum solo jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] thats the way to do it. Aaron mcavoy great job. That was awesome. Lets meet our next performers. Please welcome twins amira and kayla wells. Come on out guys. [ cheers and applause ] hi, nice to see you. How old are you guys . Were 11 years old. [ audience aws ] jimmy 11 years old. And where are you from . Were from jersey city, new jersey. Jimmy oh my gosh. And which one is amira . And which ones kayla . Whats your name . Im amira. Jimmy yeah. And im kayla. Jimmy oh my gosh. That is the cutest thing ever. [ light laughter ] okay, what is your talent . Were twin sisters and we dj. Jimmy okay, yeah, youre twin sisters and you dj. I got that you were twins. But i didnt know you dj. How did you figure out that you can dj . Well our dad loves music, and he was djing one day and, we wanted to learn, and thats how we got started. Jimmy okay, cool. Right . Thats right . Yeah. Jimmy you agree with that. Okay cool. [ light laughter ] lets see what youve got. Why dont you go over there and get ready to start. And pump up the jams. Ladies and gentlemen, here are djs amira and kayla, spinning eric b. And rakims, i know you got soul. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] jimmy oh [ cheers ] jimmy air horn. That was so good. Oh, my gosh. And the air horn, too . All right, thank you so much for coming on. Ill see you later. Thank you. Jimmy thank you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thats the cutest thing. Guys, its time to meet our last performer or performers. We saw these guys on instagram a few weeks ago, and theyre very, very interesting. Please welcome marquese, julius and brandon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Welcome, welcome to the tonightshow, you guys. Where are you guys from . From atlanta, georgia. Jimmy atlanta, georgia atlanta [ cheers ] now, you guys are a dance crew called dragon house. And i saw a video of you guys, somebody sent it to me in an email. You were doing something called the chuck e. Cheese challenge. [ light laughter ] would you like to explain what that is . Well basically, its a a challenge where you use the song red bone and you try to mimic the robot that you used to see at chuck e. Cheese as a a kid. Jimmy so red bone by childish gambino, that song. You put that on and you have to imitate those animatronic robots. Yes. Jimmy to that song. This is going to be a viral thing. This is nuts. [ light laughter ] this pretty much answers it all. I think we all want to see it, right, everybody . [ cheers and applause ] take your positions and get ready to do it. Ill give an intro. Ladies and gentlemen, here to perform the chuck e. Cheese challenge, to childish gambinos hit song, red bone, here is dragon house [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] jimmy woah give it up for dragon house dragon house youre very subtle. Your guys very sublte, yeah. I want to thank all of our musicians. Come on out here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] aaron mcavoy, and his washing machine. Our twin deejays amira and kayla. Oh hey, guys. Amira and kayla wells. And, of course, dragon house, once again [ cheers and applause ] if you have an interesting musical talent and want to perform on our next musicality, we want to see it. Email a video to us at musicality tonightshow. Com we might bring you on the show. Stick around, well be right back with Matthew Perry, everybody [ cheers and applause ] sorry about the holdup, folks. We have some congestion on the runway and im being told itll be another 15, maybe 20 minutes, and we will have you on your way. Runway models on the runway . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money evan saved by switching to geico. I would not wear that lace. Hmm, i dont know . Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Quin was crazy about curls. But it took a twist of fate to find a highend curler at such a head turning price. And thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. 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