The experts from ask this old house, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 617 boston steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Thats what im talking about. Hey looking good good looking crowd tonight. Hot crowd hot hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. The tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Youre part of the show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] well, heres what heres what people are talking about, everybody. You guys, we are just two days away from super bowl li. [ cheers ] and im just im excited about that. I dont know about you, but im just glad to see a major event where nobody argues about the size of the crowd. You know . [ applause ] theres a jillion people. Get this. Tom brady said that his kids told him the Atlanta Falcons are really good and theyre not sure he can beat them. [ light laughter ] in response, brady said, monsters are real and they live under your bed. Goodnight. [ laughter and applause ] brats. I read that this will be the first time the falcons and the patriots have faced off in the super bowl. Its also the first time a a lady gaga fan has seen a a football game. [ laughter and applause ] during a press conference yesterday, lady gaga said not to worry about any wardrobe malfunctions during her half time show. [ light laughter ] of course, most people are trying to figure out what a a wardrobe malfunction with lady gaga would even look like. [ applause ] like, hey, that doesnt oh, thats cool. No. Oh, thats normal. No, that oh, thats her leg. Oh, good. No, thats her leg. [ light laughter ] i read that this years super bowl commercials will feature fewer celebrity endorsements, cause theyre not as effective as previously thought. When asked how they figured that out, ad executives said, Hillary Clinton told us. [ laughter and applause ] steve whew jimmy listen to this. Indianapolis colts punter pat mcafee is leaving football and his 3 Million Contract to pursue a career in comedy. One of his teammates said, good luck. While the rest said, were paying our punter 3 million . [ laughter ] the punter . What are we doing . Some news out of washington. I saw today President Trump met with the ceo of pepsi. They actually have something in common. Theyre both americas second most popular choice. [ laughter and applause ] youre out of coke . Have a coke . Dont have it . Ill take a pepsi. Steve heyoh jimmy i saw that Controversial White House advisor steve bannon is on the cover of time magazine. Here it is. [ audience boos ] and that was after the photographer said, okay, now lets do a silly one. [ laughter ] we got it. Heres some good news. It just came out that the economy added 227,000 jobs in january. [ cheers ] it was mostly riot police, but still, thats jobs. Steve a job is a job jimmy jobs are jobs. Steve a job is a job. Jimmy a job is a job. Hey, the mexican drug lord el chapo appeared in federal court in brooklyn today, where his lawyers complained that his prison conditions are too harsh. [ light laughter ] they said he has a tiny cell with a toilet right in the middle of the room. Then new yorkers said, whats the rent . [ laughter and applause ] sounds good. Sounds good. You got a toilet . This is going viral this week. This is pretty cool. A fifth grade teacher in North Carolina has a special handshake for every single one of his students. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Good for him. Its a cool thing. Check this out. Here, look. Thats that i dont know how he even remember all of these he dabs at the end of that one. And then gets a little a a little wiggle with it. Yeah. Okay, good. Then shes done. And come out. [ laughter ] isnt that cool . Well it turns out that President Trump actually has a a special handshake for the people that he works with, too. Steve really . Jimmy take a look at this. Yeah. Ooh hey all right. [ laughter and applause ] a little bit of a whip. All right. A little bit of a whip there. Ill give him that one. [ light laughter ] but he made up he tried to play it off. He was like ay, wow. Steve ooh. Jimmy planes over that way . Cool. All right. I was just he made up for it. He definitely made up for it. Steve yeah. Jimmy oh, trust me, yeah. With his Supreme Court nominee, neil gorsuch. And this is real. Watch look at this guy. Hey, how ya steve hey. [ laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, come back again next week. On monday, tom selleck and joe jonas will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then later next week, ice cube, seth meyers, and alec baldwin will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be a good week. But first, hes one of the biggest chefs in the world. The one and only Gordon Ramsay is on the show steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you better stay tuned were going to catch up, screaming with gordon. And then no, we wont. Steve no. Jimmy and i told him he cant curse on this. Steve are you serious . Jimmy no. [ light laughter ] you cant tell him that, cause then hell just do it more. Steve then hell just do it more. Yeah, he dont care. Jimmy hes the best. Steve gordo dont care. Jimmy Gordon Ramsay is here. Hes coming on. Were going to play a new game called secret ingredient with questlove. Its pretty fun. Plus, she is the musical guest on saturday night live this weekend. Were going to play wheel of musical impressions a little later on the show. The incredibly talented alessia cara. [ cheers and applause ] steve nice. Jimmy shes the best. Shes the coolest, man. Really, really, really talented. And i love these guys. They always come on our show and i welcome them back every time. The experts from the pbs show ask this old house. The guys are here. [ cheers and applause ] theyre going to show us some cool Hightech Solutions for your home. Steve love those dudes jimmy there might be a cool toilet bowl. Steve really . Jimmy im just saying. Guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course send out some thank you notes. And i was running a bit behind [ cheers and applause ] so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you so much. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy always in a good mood. Steve always jimmy always in a good mood. Mr. Happy is what they call him. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy mr. Happy. Look how happy he is. [ laughter ] steve happy . Hes thrilled. Jimmy a happy dude. Steve the bobblehead james. Jimmy oh, my god. Steve its a james bobblehead. Jimmy really happy dude. Jimmy thank you, Atlanta Falcons logo, for letting me know what would happen if the post office logo hooked up with the sprint logo. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, beyonce, for being pregnant with twins. I just hope you dont forget about all the single babies. [ laughter and applause ] all the single babies all the single babies all the single babies [ light laughter ] thank you, plastic shopping bag, for being the Perfect Place to store all of my other plastic shopping bags. [ laughter ] fit perfectly scrunched in that bag. [ applause ] steve so good. Jimmy oh, perfect spot. Holds all of my bags. Steve its like m. C. Escher. Jimmy love that bag. Jimmy thank you, trumps Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch, for looking like a dad on law order who says, that doesnt sound like something my son would do. [ laughter and applause ] steve too early. Jimmy back half. Steve wanna go for a jog . [ law order chime ] [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, sevenlayer dip, for being seven layers when the game begins and one super weird layer for the rest of the night. [ laughter ] steve oh, dude whoa [ applause ] jimmy was it that . I dont know. Sour cream and something. I dont know. Steve got a knife . Spread it on the cracker. Jimmy thank you, steve bannon, for finally letting me know what happened to that pigeon lady from home alone 2. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh [ cheers ] hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ah jimmy thank you, legos new emojis, for letting users communicate emotions like, im happy, im concerned, and i just stepped on a lego. [ laughter and applause ] i thank you, wearing an nfl jersey to a super bowl party, for letting me know what it would look like if tom brady spent 40 of his time on a a lazboy. There you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Gordon Ramsay [ cheers and applause ] straight talk. 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Claire, heres your name your price tool. Oh, thanks, flo. Mmhmm. Jamie, dont forget to clean the fridge when youre done. She seems nice. She seems nice. [ door closes ] shes actually pretty nice. Oh. Yeah. [ alarm weather. Eping ] [ laughter ] cartoons. Wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. Hi grandma and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, get ready. I love our first guest. Oh, my gosh. He a worldrenowned chef who has earned six michelin stars. He also is the host of master chef jr. Which premieres its fifth season february 9th, at 8 00 p. M. On fox. Now hes teaching you everything he knows in his very own master class of cooking available at masterclass. Com. Everyone please welcome Gordon Ramsay [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gordon. Nice to see you. Jimmy nice to its great to see you as well. Youre a stud. Youre looking good. Yeah. Thank you. Jimmy are you happy to be you happy to be back on our show . Im so happy to be back. Last time you sent me down there, which is so unfair. cause you bring the worst out of me. Jimmy no. I dont know. Because you were being naughty and you knew it. And i had to put you on the naughty on the naughty step. I had to just because, when you come on, i get that energy and i got the accent as well and [ laughter ] and oh i just say i said you i said you cant, i said, enoughs enough. [ light laughter ] i try hard. Jimmy yeah. In fact, i figured tonight, we have yeah. Jimmy we have and come on. Jimmy we have a swear jar and i brought [ light laughter ] come on. Jimmy now heres this. I have money. I have all this money right here. You dont have to have money. And every time you say anything wrong that i think could be this, you have to donate and it goes to a charity of my choice. [ light laughter ] or you could you could also not do it, and you know, and either way, ill donate money to charity. [ cheers and applause ] you could do either one. I mean jimmy i know you dont do it on purpose. No, i know. I know its jimmy and i wont, ill try to not to get you mad because i get sometimes i get you angry and on a tangent on something. Im not going to do it today. Im lost for [ bleep ] words. [ laughter ] okay. Sorry. Okay. Stop. We wont need anymore. Jimmy we wont need anymore. Last time you were here you limped out. Do you remember this . I did. Jimmy it was sad. Torn achilles and jimmy you had a giant boot on you. Horrible. I have size 15 feet so wearing a big [ bleep ] boot is like so [ inaudible ]. [ light laughter ] damn. Jimmy big sack of shame. So, it was like a massive sack. Its like a canoe on the end of your foot. Jimmy you dont wear a size 15 . My feet are size 15. Jimmy that is not true. Yeah, no, seriously. Jimmy look, these are size 12. Seriously. Jimmy yeah, youre right. Yeah, its size 15. Jimmy not bad. Size 15. Jimmy youre a big dude, man. Yeah. A big dude. That [ laughter ] that jimmy hey you know what. Im doing that just for the hey jimmy thats your thats your fault. Thats their fault. They did something they did something that i consider thats rude. Jimmy that is rude, yeah. That is naughty, and that is [ bleep ] disgusting. Jimmy no, i know, that is [ laughter ] that is so bad. Sorry, sorry. Jimmy that ones on them. You cant now you you have to put that in there. Oh [ bleep ]. Jimmy yeah. Thats another one. Oh, come on. Jimmy stop, stop, stop. Let me talk. Okay. [ light laughter ] what . Jimmy well how can you play football with those big feet . Because you know what, football is different in england than america. Yeah thats yeah, its soccer. Jimmy what do you think of american football . Love it. In fact, im going to my first super bowl on sunday. Jimmy you really are. I cannot wait. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and its played in houston. Yes. Jimmy houstons great. Im jimmy you must have been in houston, right. They have some great food in houston, man. Good barbecue. I cant wait. Although someone just told me, this was a two minutes ago, that on sunday, this country is going be eating 1. 3 billion chicken wings. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes. Thats not a celebration. Jimmy what do you mean . Thats how many [ bleep ] chickens is that . [ laughter ] jimmy how many wings do they have . Two wings. Two wings, yeah. Jimmy im learning something every day. Yeah. Jimmy i want to talk about two things. Master chef jr. You know i love every show you do. I just love it. Its great. But this one you do with kids, is awesome. Because it shows the sweeter side of you. And you really [ laughter ] it does. It does. Youre cute with the kids. Youre good with them. And you only make, maybe, handful of them cry. [ light laughter ] but, you know, whats the big deal . Hey, you got to grow up sometime. Right . [ laughter ] heres the thing. Theyre great kids. Also i think master junior helped them sort of get them out of comfort they thought they never had. And also i think we mentor them. You know we get close to them. We mentor them. And they leave bloody good. I mean, really good. Jimmy yeah, they really do. So nice to see. Jimmy i love that. And for the adults who want to learn from you, youre doing this new thing which i think is like the future, called masterclass. Com. Where you will teach everyone what you know about cooking. How to cook. And the tips and tricks. Yes. Master class is something quite unique because its an online tutorial that, its me and you in the kitchen. Its got that level of intimacy, its togetherness and jimmy how many lessons are there . There are 20 chapters. Jimmy and do you know the people what people are doing by the way . It launched, you know, literally, you know one minute past midnight last night. We had endless emails that people were Binge Watching it. Jimmy it broke records. Everyone signed up for this thing and they they binge watched it like they would like a netflix show. And you go, no. [ laughter ] these are lessons. Thats exactly what i said. 4 oclock in the morning theyre watching a filet beef wellington. Or me, you know [ laughter ] jimmy you have to do it with gordon. Thats the fun of it. Thats the point. I mean i think you know, great director, davis guggenheim. And, he got to me. You know, he opened me up. It was him and i, and it was dark. It was late. And it was jimmy whoa, whoa, whoa [ laughter ] no. No, no, no jimmy dont google any of the stuff that he just said. No, but just in a way it was just uninterrupted ah cooking. [ laughter ] no, no. Come on jimmy no, it was this guy. He opened you up and yeah, and it was dark. See this is why youre so [ bleep ] bad [ laughter ] jimmy i promise. No. I didnt do anything. No. Well you are describing it, its like a fifty shades movie. No, no. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to play a game with you calmed secret ingredient, okay . Where its me, you, and questlove tasting foods and theres a secret ingredient, and see who can guess it. Guess what . Go on. Jimmy im going to [ laughter ] [ bleep ] off [ applause ] come on. Jimmy im going to win. Okay. Jimmy all right. Yeah. Gordon and i are playing secret ingredient when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] if youre gonna make an entrance. [car driving upon the water] my mmade a simple trip toonic the grocery storesis anything but simple. So i had an important conversation with my dermatologist about humira. He explained that humira works inside my body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to my symptoms. In clinical trials, most adults taking humira were clear or almost clear, and many saw 75 and even 90 clearance in just 4 months. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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Now, we will be served a a gourmet threecourse meal. But each entree has been prepared with one unusual secret ingredient. Which none of us knows. Its our job to figure out what that ingredient is. And were gonna write down our guesses. Were all getting the same thing, man. [ light laughter ] earning a point if we get it right. Trust me. But if you destroy my palate jimmy what .