Chance the rapper. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 546 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show this is it, right here. Thats the crowd you want. [ cheers ] you guys are the best makes me feel good. Thank you very much. Im your host, jimmy fallon. Guys, were just four weeks away from halloween [ cheers and applause ] thats right. People pretending to be somebody else, going door to door for handouts, or as thats also called, running for president. [ cheers and applause ] heres the latest on the election. The saturday, the New York Times released some of Donald Trumps old tax returns, which they say were leaked by someone inside trumps camp. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] or as trumps lesser known daughter tiffany put it, want to Pay Attention to me now, dad . [ laughter and applause ] tiffany, by the way. And this is crazy. The tax returns show that trump lost about a billion dollars in 1995. Trump was like, what can i say . I thought furbies were going to be huge. [ laughter and applause ] so little. Instead, it just wound up being my hair, and if you put it next to a furby, they talk to each other. Actually, the billion dollar lawsuit was partly due to his failed airline. Apparently, trump planes could fly further than anyone expected, then go into a tail spin the second they were insulted. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know. Steve i didnt realize that. Jimmy thats what they said. This is pretty big. Yesterday, lebron james wrote an op ed where he endorses hillary clinton. [ cheers ] yeah. Lebron says he and hillary are all about the same thing, taking forever to finally win something. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey oh ho ho hey jimmy meanwhile, Vladimir Putin is shown on the cover of this weeks Time Magazine wearing an american i voted sticker. [ laughter ] when Vladimir Putin saw the cover, he said, its funny because its true. [ laughter and applause ] you guys see this . There were some reports about a a toxic insect known as the flannel moth caterpillar that looks a lot like Donald Trumps hair. This is a real caterpillar. Take a look. Yeah. [ laughter ] unbelievable. Theres even a Childrens Book written about it. The very hungry successful really fantastic caterpillar. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its a great book. Heres some celebrity news. Lady gaga told People Magazine that her new album was influenced by the men in her life. And taylor swift was like, hey, stay in your lane, pal. [ laughter and applause ] on friday, Arnold Schwarzenegger was stopped in germany by a Police Officer for riding a bicycle through a train station. [ laughter ] schwarzenegger may have gone unnoticed if he hadnt been frantically ringing the bell and shouting, get out of the way if you want to live what . [ laughter and applause ] get out of get out of here. Have you seen this video . Did you see this video . Steve yeah. Jimmy oh, my gosh. A lot of people were talking about this. [ laughter ] simon cowell was did you see this, tariq . Oh, its great. [ laughter ] simon cowell was hosting an episode of the x factor in britain this week. And a lot of people thought he might have had a wardrobe malfunction. But turns out he was just sitting on his foot. [ laughter ] just check out check out what it looks like. I dont know. Maybe im wrong. This girl is great. Hello. How are you . Im good. How are you . Do you want to introduce yourself . [ laughter ] im caitlyn. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . For a second there, i thought we were watching the xxx factor. [ cheers and applause ] steve cowell. Jimmy and finally, after some photos of the royal familys trip to canada were just published, a lot of people were saying that Princess Charlotte looks just like Queen Elizabeth when she was a a baby. Well, lets take a look. Heres Princess Charlotte playing with a dog she met up in canada last week. [ audience aws ] super cute. Now lets look at the queen playing with some pets that she met when she was a baby. [ laughter ] i can sort of see [ cheers and applause ] the resemblance, right . We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, guys, its monday were so happy to be back. Weve got a giant week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, john goodman and Linmanuel Miranda will be here. Steve whoa jimmy plus music from empire of the sun. Then later this week, ashton kutcher, ben affleck, tyler perry will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great performances from norah jones will be here, green day, van morrison will be here this week. [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy its a great week. But first, from the highly anticipated new movie, the girl on the train, emily blunt is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy shes fantastic in this movie. Later in the show, emily and i are going head to head in the game of box of lies. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy be sure to stick around for that. Plus, hes got a new cookbook in stores this week, my man, chef mario batali. Steve hey, mario [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes the best, dude. Hes the coolest. Plus this guys quickly becoming one of the biggest names in hiphop. [ cheers ] yeah, ow is right you can say, ow yeah. You can howl if you yeah. At the vmas, kanye west called him the future. Chance the rapper is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve ow yow jimmy ow chance has a big performance planned, then were going to talk to him. Its a great performance. You dont wanna miss it. Its really cool. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] make me wanna screen grab now, these are weird or funny things or weird and funny. Steve yeah, weird and funny. Funny ha ha. Jimmy funny ha ha. Yeah. Steve funny ha ha. Jimmy that you guys have found on the internet or other places and sent in to us. This first screen grab was sent in by nicole lopezconti in san ramon, california. She was shopping on amazon. Lets see what she found. Frequently bought together, fiber one cereal and cottonelle. [ laughter and applause ] next one was sent in by janet price in lowell, north carolina, she was checking out some house listings and came across this description here. It says, what i love about the home, i love sitting in my backyard and watching the squirrels and rabbis play. [ laughter and applause ] steve beautiful. Jimmy happy new year. Steve its next to jimmy it is cute. Steve its so cute. Jimmy next one was sent in by scott in austin, texas. He spotted a pair of boots for sale on facebook. Take a look. Size 8 and a half boots never worn, 10. Never worn . Really . Im pretty sure theres a leg in that boot right there. Steve by a live person. [ laughter ] jimmy next one was sent in by Phil Gaudreau in ottawa, canada. He was trying to play a video game called medal of honor and got this error message, here. Logout failed, you need to be logged in to log out. Please log in to log out. [ laughter ] steve mind blown. Jimmy this next one was sent in by randy kelsey in eagan, minnesota. He came across a contest online to win dinner for two. Steve oh, wow. Jimmy take a look at this, right here. Win this dinner for two. Theres an asterisk. It says, actual prize is eight porterhouse steaks. Do not eat in one sitting. [ laughter and applause ] i dont understand. I dont understand. This next one is sent in by chip desimone in louisville, kentucky. He was searching on netflix for a show that his kids could watch. Lets see what he found. My little pony friendship is magic. Life in this tinderbox of a a state prison is already hell, but its about to get a whole lot worse. [ cheers and applause ] my kids love that. Steve they love brony stuff, yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by Stephanie Lacava in monroe township, new jersey, she was listening to some jams in her car and this one came on. Sugar hill gang, rappers deli. Thats a classic. It was a sequel to the rappers delight. Steve yeah. Jimmy rappers deli. Give me a beat so we can give it a try. I said a sub shop with chippies and dippies to the big sub shop and you dont stop a rock it to the bite bite hoagie say up jump the hoagie to the rhythm of the coldcuttin meat jimmy hey, thats good. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] we sound good together. Rhythm of the coldcuttin meat. Were down to our last one. This is from luke brandon in nice, france. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah, our show yeah, they love us in france, and we love you right back, france. He was on facebook and he saw a a guy in an ad that he says looks a lot like me. I dont know if i see it. Take a look. [ laughter ] does that look like me . Feenbooshofile. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy feenbooshofile. [ laughter ] i think what it means is we researched. It means someone with a refined palette. Steve oh, like a fine mouth. Jimmy yeah and i definitely have that. I dont think it looks like me though, does it . Steve it looks like your dad. Jimmy let me try this. [ cheers and applause ] where is it . Wheres the photo . Like that . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad. [ cheers and applause ] [ french accent ] that is all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com and we might put it on the show. Stick around. 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Ble the number from reveal and on our homepe a new repore evening commute is the busiest in the bay area. Miles from the 101 280 drive six [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a golden globe Award Winning actress who stars in the new movie the girl on the train, which opens in theaters everywhere this friday. Everyone, please welcome emily blunt [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is so great to see you. You look gorgeous. Its so nice to see you. Jimmy please, congratulations on baby number two. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy thats right, was it two months ago . Or something . Over almost four. Jimmy oh, four, im sorry. Im a little late in my congratulations. Come on, keep up. Jimmy yeah, sorry about that. Hows the other baby dealing with it . I mean we we were concerned hazel would be really disinterested, and shes actually, you know, she quite likes her. Jimmy she does . Yeah. Now, i turned my back for a a second yesterday jimmy uhhuh. And i went to the kitchen to make her some lunch, when i came back to discover hazel just dragging violet off her play mat. [ light laughter ] just gently sort of just dragging her. Jimmy well, your baby, yeah. And violet looked a bit wide eyed, you know . Jimmy yeah. And i just said, oh, hazel, i dont think we want to do that. And she goes, i just want to get her in a better spot. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, she wasnt in a a good spot already, like oh, thats interesting. So on the wood floor as opposed to the play mat, yeah, sure. Jimmy much better spot for her, yeah. Its a much better spot. Jimmy is your kid getting your accent or your husbands accent . Well, hazel had my accent for a really long time and would say things like water, which i was really proud of and then the other day she goes, can i have some water . [ laughter ] and i went, its water. And she was like, no, its water. [ laughter ] i was like, no. Jimmy uh, were you pregnant shooting the girl on the train . I was. Jimmy you were . I didnt i was indeed, yeah. Jimmy i couldnt see. I couldnt tell. Well, i had very hideous costumes. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah, they did a good job of that. Horrible overcoat. Jimmy stop you from doing anything, any action scenes . cause it gets a little well there was like i mean there are a couple of stunts in it, so i was being a a bit wussy about standing up too quickly in the stunt, and justin theroux, who is fabulous in the movie with me, he hes been a friend of mine for a long time and he was like, are you pregnant . [ laughter ] and i was like, yes, but you cant tell anybody. You know . He was the only one jimmy but he knew. Yeah, he was the only one who found out, really. Jimmy because the stunt team, you were just like, im going to go get you. Hold on a second. [ laughter ] here we go. Im going to come. Hold on a second. We have to get away and get to the train. By the way, that was it. I said, i think im worried ill tweak my hip if i get up too quickly. And he was like, thats insane. Jimmy yeah, youre too young to be tweaking your hip. Too young. Jimmy yeah. I want you tell the story, because i think its very funny. Lisa kudrows also in the movie which is fantastic. Yeah, she is. Brilliant in it. Jimmy yeah, shes great, but tell everybody because you were onset and her name was going to be so, lisa kudrow plays this friend of mine and we were shooting in Grand Central station, and her characters name is monica. [ laughter ] my characters name is rachel. [ laughter ] and so, we had about 300 extras and then we had actual commuters coming into Grand Central who heard on the loud speaker, okay, guys, were going to roll on rachel, and then they see lisa kudrow walking on and then they hear, guys, were going to do a a close up of monica, and i saw two people have an aneurysm. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my god whats happening . The friends reunion jimmy they were like, the friends reunion they were so excited. Jimmy and yeah, so you ended up changing you changed the names. We had to change her name to martha instead. [ laughter ] because we were we were sure it would get sort of a laugh in a test screening. Jimmy gosh. Oh, interesting, yeah. You never know. Jimmy you never know. [ laughter ] but so the if you havent read the book, the girl on the train, it was the biggest book in the world, and uh, but if you havent read the book, can you set up what the movie is about . So, i play rachel, who is a a blackout drunk. [ laughter ] and uh thanks jimmy we have someone barking at you today we usually allow two or three people. A nice likeminded person. Jimmy yeah, exactly so, she commutes every day to Grand Central from the suburbs, where she lives, and she commutes past this seemingly perfect couple who she watches from the train, and because she is an alcoholic, it makes her the most unreliable witness in a potential murder. Jimmy thats right. It gets tricky, tricky, tricky. I want to show everyone, and you were fantastic in it, by the way. Thank you so much. Jimmy i know i say this every time youre on and i say it to most people when they come on, but i do mean it. [ laughter ] i do mean it, though. I am a fan. I love movies. I love like i love that you admit it, though. Jimmy yeah, well yeah, i do, i love movies. And youre just you really are. This is you, this is what you look like. Yep. [ laughter ] jimmy look at that. Thats thats yeah. This is a delightful picture that i would send john from set. Jimmy you would send your husband. Just to really cement our romance. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, you went for it. I want to show everyone, and youre just fantastic. Heres a clip of emily blunt in the girl on the train. Woke up covered in blood. And i had i had bruises all over my arm, and its usually from when ive fallen and someones helped me up. My husband, he used to tell me what id done the night before. And i learned that when you wake up like that, you just say youre sorry. You just say youre sorry for what you did, and youre sorry for who you are. And youre never going to do it again. But you do. You do it again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Thats how you do it, emily blunt. Emily and i are playing box of lies when we come back. Very fun game. [ cheers and applause ] this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain. And clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. 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