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Thompson, kevin durant, and draymond green. Looks like they were having a lot of fun. Thats a golden snapshot. Another notable local athlete is in the spotlight, but not for team usa. Keep in mind a lot of our local olympians are representing other countries jahvid best is on the st. Lucia track team. You see him there. The former cal Football Player had to cut his nfl career short because of multiple concussion. He will run in the 100 meters in rio. As for the olympian, one of the largest ovations for the night was for the refugee team, competing for the first time in olympic history. Ten refugees from four Different Countries will compete under the olympic flag. The ioc says the team is a symbol of hope for refugees worldwide. Back outside, another live look at the olympic flame. Its designer from the united states. He says its meant to symbolize the sun. Brazilian officials wanted it a little smaller, this cauldron of flame than past cauldrons as a reminder to reduce global warming. The sculpture is 40 feet in diameter, and the cauldron weighs two tons. Our olympic coverage is just getting started. Jessica aguirrely will be reporting throughout the games. Coming up, the flag bearer from tonights ceremony who is now an internet sensation. Now to other news tonight, off the job. A San Francisco medic arrested for detonating a homemade explosive in front of a neighbors home. Some claim it was over a dispute. It happened in the excelsior district near Mission Street and interstate 280. Rick boone is live in the neighborhood where its been tense for some time now. Rick . Reporter exactly, janelle. Residents say they heard a big boom, and that sound all made from a San Francisco city paramedic. And what makes this even stranger for some residents, they say this guy allegedly has a temper problem. 32yearold james novelo busted, a San Francisco paramedic. Police say he exploded a device in a neighbors planter in the middle of the night. A shock to some neighbors who cant believe this happened on their block. Oh my god, i cant believe thats happening in my neighborhood. Yeah, thats not good. Reporter neighbors say when they ran outside, they saw novelo and noticed the house was egged. Novelo was arrested after police found explosive materials in his home. Its not known if he sought of jail yet, but neighbors say theyre just hoping for a few nights of a good rest. Youve been here 15 years. This never happened . That never happens over here. Reporter now, you heard in there in that story, that guy said it never happened in his neighborhood. Well, it did, and he is hoping it doesnt happen anymore. As for that city paramedic, he is off the job tonight, and possibly still in jail. And as of according to the fire department, they say he is on a nonwork status. So he wont be on the job any time soon. Near excelsior in San Francisco, rick boone, nbc bay area. Rick, thank you. Is it a harmless photo or a tone deaf response to racial tension . The San Francisco Police Officers association is facing some criticism over this ad which was placed in its union newsletter. Pictures like this one have been circulating on social media for a while. But when it appeared in the Police Officers association journal, some believed it was simply out of line. It shows a black labrador dog with a sign that reads black labs matter next to a yellow dog with a sign reading all labs matter. Dont play with this. Because you know, lives are being ruined, lives are being taken and families are mourning still. Next to the picture in that newsletter, there was a call to tone down the rhetoric. The Police Officers association declined to comment today. Whenever i see a stolen gun, i see a future robbery. I see a future homicide. I see a future assault. Tens of thousands of lost and stolen guns. Tonight we track thousands of those very same guns to the crimes where they were later used. Im stephen stock. Coming up, our exclusive and unprecedented investigation into exactly what happens to guns after they are stolen from lawabiding citizens. Then painful memories stirred up after the controversial shooting of a local teen by a north bay deputy. Why that sheriffs deputy is back this the headlines tonight. And im meteorologist jeff ranieri. Thick fog moving into San Francisco. Ill have your saturday morning forecast in just a few minutes. Sonoma county Sheriffs Department is not sitting well with some. The deputy, who shot and killed 13 year old andy lopez in 2013. A promotion within the Sonoma County Sheriffs Department is not sitting well with some. The deputy who shot is and killed 13yearold andy lopez in 2013 is now a sergeant. Nbc bay area cheryl hurd traveled to santa rosa where this news is bringing back painful memories, he is not welcome here at all. Reporter Daniel Garcia says he has no words for Law Enforcement official who promoted Sonoma County sheriffs deputy to sergeant. It makes me more sad than mad. I thought he would have a guilt trip honestly, but i guess he still wants to be here. Reporter gailhouse was promoted to sergeant in may after being at the center of a swarm of controversy and protests. Sonoma county sheriff supported his move on facebook. I know that some people may be concerned with me promoting deputy gailhouse. But i want everyone to know that he is highly qualify and he will represent the Sheriffs Office well. If i didnt believe that, he wouldnt be promote. Reporter the deputy shot and killed lopez as he walked along moorland avenue in unincorporated santa rosa. The 13yearold was carrying a bb pellet rifle that looked like an assault rifle. Gailhouses attorney Michael Rains spoke to us by phone. He said there is no doubt the lopez shooting was tragic, but it was justified legally. If promotion was warranted, it was well supported. It was well deserved. If anything, it was overdue in my opinion because he has been a solid deputy with this agency for years. Reporter lopezs family attorney is disappointed by the promotion and his friend believes it means lopez is being denied justice. I knew andy. He wasnt a dangerous kid at all. And he just killed him right there. Reporter lopezs family filed a federal lawsuit. They declined to talk to us on camera. In santa rosa sack, cheryl hurd, nbc bay area news. Cheryl, thank you. Well, its a growing problem that is also deadly. On the street, criminals consider stolen guns more valuable than gold. In an unprecedented project, weve teamed up with nbc stations throughout california to find out how many stolen guns contribute to other crimes. Its in the thousands. Lets bring in our Senior Investigative reporter stephen stock. Stephen . Reporter we worked more than six months and got records and data no one else has ever obtained. It all shows that lost and stolen guns kill and maim innocent people here in the bay area and around california much more often than you might imagine. As soon as you drive on to her familys Sonoma County farm, the legacy surrounds you. Olga was my sister, but she was my best friend. Reporter from the fruit trees to the rose bushes to the immaculate ground she tended daily. She left her mark. She always had a kind word for everybody. Reporter her death in 2015 carries its own horrible legacy. Police report shows the 84yearold olga was tied up in this chair in her home by two fugitives on the run from the law. Then she was shot to death where she sat. They tied her up with duct tape and they shot her. Reporter using data compiled by a team of nbc investigative reporters located throughout california, we traced three of the guns later found on the suspects in olgas murder to guns that had been stolen from a marin county home. Police say the fugitives later traded a stolen gun for a getaway car. It just happened for no reason. Reporter our investigation found that the use of stolen weapons to commit other crimes happens again and again. Using this unique database, we matched the serial numbers of 4300 stolen and lost guns dating back to 2010 with the serial numbers of guns connected to crimes from the same time period. Crime data obtained from more than 70 california Law Enforcement agencies who responded to our public records request. Whenever i see a stolen gun, i see a future robbery. I see a future homicide. I see a future assault. Reporter we were also able to match 2600 different lost and stolen guns directly connected to crimes later. Thing is even more. Reporter Graham Barlow is resident agent in charge of the federal bureau of tobacco, firearms and explosives sacramento field office. Very often we find people that own firearms are not aware of the serial numbers. Additionally, we know that people sometimes have guns stolen or pilfered from their collection by family members and theyre not even aware its missing. Reporter using this unique data we were able to track at least 35 lost and stolen guns that were later used in homicides or attempted homicides statewide. Those do not include the stolen guns used in four out of five high profile homicides in the bay area last year, including steve carter in marin county and audrey carey in golden gate park. Both killed with the same stolen gun, or kate steinle killed on pier 14 or antonio ramos, both killed with stolen guns from federal Law Enforcement officers. We also found lost or stolen guns were later recovered at 49 different robberies statewide, and more than 40 other shootings. That is thats a very large number. Reporter evan johnson grew up around guns and Gang Violence in sacramento. At about early age, you kind of get used to it. Reporter even as a youngster, johnson says he knew how to buy a gun off the street. Im sure most of them are still there. Reporter after the los angeles area, our analysis showed that many of the guns that are lost and stolen in the state come from the central valley, place likes the sacramento area, around bakersfield, and the stockton area. All higher than areas around the bay area like alameda county, San Francisco, and all of santa clara county. Firearms are of high value to people in the criminal community. Reporter and our trace found several guns appear to have been used two, three times on two, three different crimes. Does that surprise you . Not at all. Not at all, no. Firearms especially we see gangs when they acquire firearms and will pass a gun around among gang members so that it they use it like a community gun. So that its available for more than one person and it also lessens the responsibility on one person if they are caught with it. Kind of like the family is not the same anymore. Reporter larry and anne say their sister died in senseless violence that no amount of data will explain. But they say it doesnt surprise them that the people accused in olgas murder were also caught up in trading and using stolen guns as well. Sure, they can go steal them, but they dont have to go using them. Reporter now this project captures just one snapshot in time. And we want to emphasize that many Law Enforcement agencies around california refuse to cooperate with our project. In fact, experts we talked with estimate that the number of lost and stolen guns later used in crime is six to seven times higher than the data we obtained shows. Now we have a breakdown of all this data, all about guns all over the state. You can find it on our website, nbcbayarea. Com. Click on the special web page, guns in the bay. Guys . Report certainly eye opening. Okay, thank you, stephen. If you have a tip for our investigative unit, give us a call at 888996tips. Here is something that was decade mess the making. And it started today. Groundbreaking on a levee update in the peninsula. This is in east palo alto. This is to protect the San Francisquito creek. This is a image of telephone damage caused in 1998. Flood walls will be built. Construction is to be expected to be completed in 2018. That would be great for sure. For sure. Lets get to our forecast now. We can feel the cooldown. Its been very nice at least the past 24 hours. Were going to have one more day of some enjoyable temperature here is in your saturday forecast. Things will start to heat up as we get a look at your microclimate weather right now after some of the hottest weather in livermore with 82 degrees today. Down down to 57. Well stay with the 50s as we head throughout the next several hours. The biggest change at least right now is the fact that the clouds are rolling back in across the bay area. Its not only thick fog in San Francisco and also areas of drizzle for tomorrow morning in sf, but well also see the clouds in the north bay, east bay, peninsula and south bay as well. Temperatures starting off in the low 50s. So a gray start for the morning. But check out what happens by the afternoon. On our microclimate forecast, sunny skies coming back to the south bay. San jose 80 degrees for your high for the peninsula. Anywhere from 59 in Half Moon Bay to 73 in palo alto. San francisco expecting low to mid60s. North bay, east bay and the trivalley, no 90s tomorrow. Warmest weather i have in the forecast is here across the trivalley. Livermore 82 degrees. Pleasanton 79. For the east bay, oakland, fantastic day at 69. Head over to walnut creek, 15 minutes away. And year up to 81. A typical day here for us. For the north bay, 88 expected in napa. Mill valley, 71. San francisco stays with 60s right through the sevenday forecast. And for the inland valleys, great weather for tomorrow. And then you can see by sunday, we warm up a few degrees to 85. And then by monday, up to 89. We have the Opening Ceremony tonight. It was long, but it was great, you guys. You can see tomorrow with the competition going, 88 and sunny skies. Because we have a few more seconds left, did you know there was a total of 7. 5 million Tickets Available at the start of the games. The most popular events early on were soccer, basketball, and handball. Some of the most expensive tickets were actually at Opening Ceremony, which could have ranged up to 3,000. I like that. Happy saturday morning to you. I feel like i need could have fee. And donuts. Lets go get breakfast. Were going to dennys next. Up next, a bay area family witnessing history. Speaking of the Opening Ceremony, their big night in rio tonight. And we have jimmy. Hey, guy, Jerry Seinfeld is here. Plus seth rogen and i go head to head in a lipsynch battle. Music from jason droerulo, and thank you notes. Happening now on our home page, ten people were hurt when a railing collapsed during a snoop dogg concert in new jersey tonight. We posted the video which shows people tumbling on top of each other. The number of injure cod still rise. And on our twitter feed, the mayor of stockton is speaking publicly and denying allegations he played strip poker with a minor and provided alcohol at a party at a youth camp. In my future, im twice as likely to have a stroke. Im at higher risk for depression. Im 26 more likely to develop an irregular heartbeat. I have a 65 higher chance of developing diabetes. No matter who we are, these diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. Because with better research, the right medicine, and with doctors who help keep me healthy to begin with, we will thrive. Always lit in greec. But for the next 17 days it burns in rio. Live pictures from brazil. On this satur eternal olympic flame is always lit in greece. But for the next 17 day, take a look. Its burning in rio. Live pictures from brazil on this saturday morning. The hot ticket in town was to attend the Opening Ceremony. We caught up with the lucky bay area family that made the road trip down to rio. How is this for a Summer Vacation . This is the yang family from atherton. Jeff, amy and the kids watching the show tonight. It will cost you a few reals or dollars for these tickets. Theyre among the hundreds of bay area fans who are in rio. Social media has crowned a new heartthrob of the olympic games. Say hello to the flag bearer from tonga. His shirtless, oiled body created quite a frenzy on twitter. He will compete in tae kwon do for tonga, the first athlete from the small nation to qualify in that olympic sport. Apparently he has also done some modeling on the side. His career may take a boost after this appearance. Tonight the party, tomorrow morning the games. A lot of bay area olympians will be in action. Among them the war you, of course, kevin durant, klay thompson, draymond green. You can watch team usa play china at 6 00 p. M. On nbc sports network. Saratogas Kerri Walsh Jennings begins her quest for another gold medal. You can see her on our primetime coverage. And some judo, marti malloy also in prime time on nbc sports network. That. Tonga flag bearer, wow. That lit up everything. Up next, a member of the as organization suspended for a hidden camera. Well explain. As lost to the cubs. But there are deeper problems w this team. Tonight an as elo okay. At the coliseum tonight, the as lose to the cubs, but there are some deeper robs with this team. Tonight an as employee has been suspended. Strength and conditioning coach Michael Henriquez was suspended for reportedly installing a hidden camera inside the players weight room. A player discovered the hidden camera, and the team contacted the Players Union and management. An independent law firm conducted an investigation and plans to release the details on monday. As executive billy beane saying its a misguided action of one employee. Another suspension. Former giants outfielder Nate Schierholtz has been suspended for 80 games following a positive test for a performanceenhancing drug. The 32yearold is currently a free agent. So this could be the end of his playing career. Here is he grew up in the east bay. Niners head coach chip kelly signed him with hopes that he would flourish in the teams system. Today the 49ers said rogers tore his left icl and will miss the entire upcoming season. Coach kelly calls the injury a big blow. Okay. It is now saturday. So what is on tap today in rio . Dont miss a moment of the olympics with nbc bay areas five to watch. Pretty cool. Go to nbcbayarea. Com olympics to see the five key things to know each day. Track our local athlete, watch live coverage, and browse articles by sport. Five to watch at nbcbayarea. Com olympics. Here in the bay area. Recognize that torch bearer down below . Thats raj. As the torch came we have our own olympic spirit here in the bay area. Okay, do you recognize that torch bearer . Thats our own raj mathai as the torch came through San Francisco in 2008 on its way to the beijing olympics. And something you might not know. Everyone gets to keep their torch. So raj mathai brought in his torches today. He is actually a threetime torch bearer that is a record probably. On a serious note, this is one of the proud moments of my life. Its so special, the olympics to me that. Is the beijing torch youre holding, janelle. This is the torch that ran to Salt Lake City in 2002. And the atlanta one too, right . Im giving that one to jeff. What an honor. And thanks for letting us hold them. Super cool. Good night, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Jerry Seinfeld, seth rogen, musical guest jason derulo. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 516, Strong Island yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] audience u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] oh, that felt good. Oh i feel fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon, and im only wearing this so donald trump doesnt deport me. [ laughter ] of course, everybodys excited about tonights Opening Ceremony of the rio olympics [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Its great. Wasnt it great . I dont know about you. My favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. So realistic. But its actually true. Construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the Opening Ceremony. Yeah, thats right. They went to cut the ribbon, and the workers were like, stop, thats holding it together dont [ laughter ] dont cut that. Wait till it dries. Cut it in a week. Of course, rio has had its fair share of problems the last couple of months getting ready for the olympics, but if youre looking for just one moment that sort of sums it all up, i think this might be it. And now, adding insult to injury, check out these workers using bolt cutters to open the gates to the stadium to tonights venue after reportedly losing their key. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Theyre going to be so mad when they remember the spare key under the flower pot. [ laughter ] like, oh, why didnt you tell me . I had a bolt cutter. This had some people disappointed. The International Olympic committee is banning people from using their footage to make gifs or vines, which has a a lot of younger people bummed out. But they didnt say anything about memes. [ laughter ] so we wanted to help you get started. Heres a few olympic memes that we came up with. First up, this meme says, squat goals. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this meme says, when bae see that search history. [ laughter and applause ] steve ooh. Jimmy heres another athlete. Her meme says, when you realize your mom joined facebook. [ laughter ] its like, noooo no [ applause ] finally, heres a spring board diver. His meme is just had chipotle. [ laughter ] there you go. These are memes to get you started. You can do whatever you want with them. [ applause ] guys, heres an election update. I read that Hillary Clintons campaign is stepping up their efforts to get millennials to vote for her in november. When he heard that, donald trump said, im pretty sure millennials gonna vote for me. Shes my wife. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that right, millennial . This is pretty funny. Donald trump unveiled his Economic Policy team today, and apparently its made up entirely of men, six of whom are actually named steve. [ laughter ] trump was like, in my defense, you know how hard it has to find women named steve . [ laughter ] i mean i tried. [ applause ] right, millennial . [ laughter ] i saw that a female reporter asked donald trump about how many women would be in his cabinet if he became president. And trumps answer was pretty good news for the reporter. Take a look. Who you would actually put into office as one of your first females in your cabinet . Well, we have so many different ones to choose. There really are so many that are really talented people, like you. You are so talented and i dont know if youre [ light laughter ] is this breaking news . Am i going to be in the cabinet . You know, there really is some very talented is that a yes . Sounds like it to me. Oh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on its not like some random tv personality can just end up in the white house. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, very much, everybody, thank you very much. The summer olympics opening ceremonies were so great tonight, and now were happy to be here to cap it off with some good comedy. He is just the best. From the emmy nominated series, comedians in cars getting coffee, Jerry Seinfeld is stopping by tonight [ cheers and applause ] its a big show. Steve come on jimmy also, joining us tonight is another hilarious person, whose new Movie Sausage Party is in theaters [ laughter ] everywhere next friday. Features a superstar cast. Sausage party. Steve love it. Jimmy its his film. Steve Sausage Party. Jimmy our man, seth rogen, is in the house, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its an animated film. Seth seth and i are going to talk about the Sausage Party movie. Then he and i are going to face off in a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] steve vuvuzela. Jimmy and we have great music from my pal. Jason derulo is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] goes with the [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] jimmy guys, todays friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well, i was running a bit running a bit behind, so i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool . You guys are the best. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I got my pen. I got my i got my note cards here. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . Oh. Steve look how happy he is. Jimmy yeah. How patriotic he is. He wore his all his black, uh steve his black plaid. Jimmy his black plaid, yeah. Exactly, yeah. Thank you, nbcs coverage of the olympics in rio de janeiro, for allowing me to watch bob costas profile athletes, see matt lauer interview gold medalists, and most importantly, hear tom brokaw say, rio jee janeiro. [ laughter ] rio dee janeiro. Rio de janeiro. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy hes the best. [ light laughter ] thank you, team u. S. A. s Opening Ceremony outfits, for showing america that our athletes are ready and fired up to go to prep school in 1985 . Steve yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im down. Thank you, Olympic Event logos, for showing us that the guy from the mens bathroom sign likes to stay active. [ laughter ] i mean, busy dude. Steve busy guy. Jimmy he does everything. Steve everything swims. Jimmy like crossfit. Steve skis. Everything. Jimmy everything. Steve just like james. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, 74th annual golden globes, for letting me host next year. [ cheers and applause ] although, now that the globes are 74, they just renamed them the sag awards. [ laughter ] steve hey is that true . Jimmy that is not true. Its a joke. Steve they didnt. Okay. Jimmy thank you, the bachelorette, jojo, for choosing jordan, thus creating the perfect celebrity couple name, jojo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve jojo. Yeah. Jimmy thank you, high jump, or as i like to call you, opposite limbo. [ laughter ] steve exactly. You dont go under, you go over. [ applause ] everybody round the world jack be nimble jack be quick jack go under limbo stick steve lets do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, Sausage Party, for hitting theaters next week and hitting the internet this week. [ laughter ] steve hey oh [ cheers ] jimmy hey steve wow orlandos in bloom. Jimmy all right. Hey. [ cheers ] ho hey steve hey jimmy thank you, people who sleepwalk, for literally following your dreams. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve thank you. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, nbcs logo during the olympics, for making it look like the peacock just laid a bunch of eggs. [ laughter ] there you go have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. We will be right back with Jerry Seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. And with extended range lte it reaches farther than ever. From the powder to the pavement, skylines, coastlines, out in the country, deep in the city. We got you covered. 311 million americans and counting. And we wont stop. Come see why tmobile is the 1 recommended Wireless Company in america. Wokay, i got roped into spending the day with my sisters kids makes farting noise and they like keep talking about back to School Shopping . Back to school is like our red carpet. Just go to old navy. They have like the coolest back to School Clothes up to 60 off. Its what we all wear. And they have jeans starting at like 10 bucks. Noice dont say noice. Sounds stank no. Stop. Okay. Um. Guess what were going to old navy. Whos excited . Who wants to go shopping . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome back we are joined right now by a a legendary standup comedian who created and starred in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and his web series comedians in cars getting coffee was just nominated for emmy award for outstanding variety talk series. Please welcome one of the best to ever do it, mr. Jerry seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well all sit down, well all relax. I didnt want, i just wanted that part. Jimmy no, no. We got to talk part. Oh. Jimmy yeah, the talk part. Okay, all right. Jimmy its a talk show, yeah. Oh, its a talk show. [ light laughter ] people talking. Jimmy people talking. Thats what we do. Its ridiculous. Jimmy no, this is not ridiculous. People like to watch this. They do. Its weird. They can talk, but no, they want to watch us talk. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers ] its more, its more they want to see you talk. Yes, they do. Jimmy to hear you talk. [ cheers ] and they want to hear you. They want to know what you want to know about me. Jimmy thats true. Yeah. They want to know. Jimmy well first, i want to what is jimmy going to ask . Jimmy yeah. I dont ever ask like any gotcha questions. Are you worried when you come on my show . No. Id like to see you get me. I would like it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i cant you cant. Jimmy its like pokemon. I cant get you. No. Jimmy i cant get to you. [ laughter ] i cant get, youre ungettable. No. Jimmy yeah. I wouldnt want to do that. I want to what . What have you ever done . I havent done anything. Jimmy no, i didnt think you have done anything. Not really. Jimmy i dont think you have. No. Jimmy no. Why is our voice so high . Jimmy i know, like i start [ laughter ] every time you come on i Start Talking like you. I love it. Jimmy and then you Start Talking like my impression of you. Thats right. Jimmy and then by the end were both talking like this. Were both yelling. [ laughter ] thats serious. Thats what we both do when we yell and talk. [ applause ] ive got to say congratulations on comedians in cars getting coffee. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got nominated. Thank you. Jimmy it is a great show. And its on crackle. Com. But i dont know where that is. I dont know how i find it. You dont have to. Jimmy i find it. Just type in the name of the show. Jimmy and you find it. And you find it. Jimmy it is great. And its pretty, thank you. And its pretty, so its the same category that this amazing show is in. Jimmy yeah, we are nominated for the same category. For the same category. How uncomfortable is this . [ cheers and applause ] its so uncomfortable. Jimmy its true. And here is why its uncomfortable. Jimmy why . Because this is as big as it gets. Your show on a major network, the amount of money that is spent, and that i caught you with three gopros in a used car. [ laughter ] i have now jimmy that is were now tied. Were tied. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what . Here is why i really like you. Youre a happy person. Dont you think i am . Jimmy yes. You know me pretty well. Weve hung out a bunch. Jimmy are you a happy person . Im a happy person. Jimmy but youre also very irritable. Very irritable. Jimmy you do. Yeah. [ light laughter ] i dont even get myself. I dont understand it. Jimmy youre yeah. Everythings bothering, as much as im enjoying life. Jimmy yeah. And you can see im a guy that enjoys life. Jimmy yeah. Im extremely irritated all the time. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is bugging you . What is bugging you recently . I dont know. Well, every time you come to a a light in new york, you wait to see which cab door is going to open and what is going to come out of his mouth. [ laughter ] every cab driver at every red light spits something out on to the street. Jimmy but thats the time to spit. Yeah. People think that anything you throw on the street in new york will just be reabsorbed into the city. [ laughter ] its just, oh, it goes back in the flow of the city. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Like the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, just like the ocean. Jimmy yeah. What else is bugging you . Well, i went and took the kids bowling the other day. Jimmy thats fun. My kids are too young. But pretty soon. Jimmy really . Pretty soon. Because they have it the way they set it up, heres how horrible we are as parents, our whole generation, you, me. They have this thing now in a a Bowling Alley that comes up in the gutter. Sticks like a fence comes up in the gutter so that the kid cant not hit the pins. He cant miss. This is how nice life preparation, by the way. [ light laughter ] if your child is traumatized by a gutter ball, the kids not going to make it, okay . [ laughter ] not going to make it. Just quit. Jimmy just quit. Yeah. Quit right now. We need to put an extra gutter, that would be good parents. [ light laughter ] jimmy a third gutter. Put a third gutter. You want to know what its like out there . Its all gutters, kid. Its all gutters. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats exactly right. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy prepare them for life. Prepare em. Jimmy how old are your kids now . Kids are 15, 13 and 10. Jimmy do they have cell phones . Yeah, sure. Sure, yeah. Jimmy they all do, right . Yeah, they all do. Remember when your life was just your life . That was kind of what you were thinking about . Jimmy yeah. And now its your life and your phones battery life. [ laughter ] those are your lives. Jimmy those are your lives. Yeah. And i dont know which is more important. [ light laughter ] because if your phones dead, does it really matter if youre still alive . [ laughter ] it doesnt. Jimmy come on. When the phones getting weak, do you feel tired . [ light laughter ] i feel when my phone is down like 19, i feel like, just so weak. Jimmy youre drained, as well. Drained, yeah. Jimmy youre drained as well. Comedians in cars is is it season eight . No. Could be. Jimmy i mean, its getting up there. Yeah, well there are little seasons though. We just do six and they are short shows. Very short. Jimmy this last one fantastic. Oh, thank you. Jimmy congratulations on the nom you did an interview with Lorne Michaels. Lorne michaels, your executive producer. Jimmy who i just love and hes just the smartest guy. Yeah. Jimmy the most fun, charming guy. Hes a guy that Everybody Knows about but nobody really knows whats he really like . Jimmy he was the best interview ive ever seen with Lorne Michaels. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It was fun. Jimmy it was like going out to dinner with him. Yeah. Jimmy and telling all those great stories. Yes. Jimmy you know what else . Theyre great stories. Jimmy youre good. Youre a good interviewer because youre a good listener, good audience. Yes, i am. Jimmy you laugh. [ light laughter ] i like comedy. Jimmy yeah. And i like anything funny. If i like the person, anything they say, i laugh. Jimmy yeah, its great. Yeah. Jimmy and its fun to watch. Im like you that way. Jimmy you do, yeah . Youre a good audience, too. Jimmy yeah. I like to you know im a fan of you and i yeah, im a fan of you. Jimmy im a fan of you. [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] you are you, im you. Were both you. [ light laughter ] jimmy i want to show everyone a clip, if you havent seen it. Here is Lorne Michaels describing how working with comedians is like watching monkeys at the zoo. [ light laughter ] this is comedians in cars getting coffee. And then and then before you leave theres the monkeys. Theres something about the joy, the sheer fooling around because it is what comedians do. You know, you cant tell when theyre working. You know what i mean . You cant tell what theyre doing or how theyre working. And its disorganized and chaotic and they are doing it to make each other laugh. Yeah. And they never seem to be settling down and getting work done. No. Theyre talking in the hall about sports. Yeah. And somehow at the end of the week there is a show. Exactly. So you cant run that through a a normal organizational because theyre the monkeys. Yeah, because theyre the monkeys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats the problem. Were the monkeys. Jimmy thank you for being here. Im about to do a lip sync battle will seth rogen. Oh. Jimmy later on in the show. Have you ever lip sync battled me . No, no. [ laughter ] jimmy you would never do that . You know what, jimmy . Anything you ask me to do, i would do. And i dont want to do it. Jimmy yeah. And i dont think i would like it or be good at it. If you say do it, i will do it. Jimmy all right, then not now. Jimmy not now. Maybe some time. Some time. Some time. Jimmy all right, good. Guys, watch jerrys emmynominated series. Comediansincarsgettingcoffee. Co. [ cheers and applause ] Jerry Seinfeld, right there. Seth rogen joins us after the break stick around, everybody. It will be great. [ cheers and applause ] i note the obvious differences in the human family. Some of us are serious, some thrive on comedy. Ive sailed upon the seven seas and stopped in every land, ive seen the wonders of the world not yet one common man. I know ten thousand women called jane and mary jane, ive not seen any two who really were the same. Mirror twins are different although their features jibe, and lovers think quite different thoughts while lying side by side. I note the obvious differences between each sort and type, but we are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike. We are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike. Why be in the kitchen. When you can be in the moment . Olive garden now offers catering delivery. We make the food and deliver it to your door. So you can enjoy whats important. How does oh, screw off. This. To this. [ beeps ] im pregnant . You have no idea which of us is the father . Surprise. [ laughs nervously ] bridget, who do you want to be the father . The billionaire . Or the ex . Bridget, ive missed you. Oh, god. How would you like to give birth . Quickly. [ moaning in pain ] just think away the pain. Ahhhh oh. Just think away the pain. Rated r. September 16th. Hush my darling. Dont fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight. [snoring. ] hush my darling. [snoring. ] dont fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight. [snoring. ] take the roar out of snore. Yet another innovation only at a sleep number store. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined by a a very funny and hard working comedian, writer, and director, starting next friday, you can see him and an amazing cast including jonah hill, kristen wiig, Edward Norton and selma hayek in the first rrated Computer Generated animated movie in history. Its called Sausage Party. Its hilarious. Please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen [ cheers and applause ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] tariq what i wanna know is where the sausage at . Jimmy were so happy you came back. Thats so nice. Jimmy thank you for coming back thank you for having me. Jimmy they love you. Come on, we love you. Thats so nice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre in a great mood tonight. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thats wonderful. Jimmy you have a history of following Jerry Seinfeld. I do have a very unfortunate history of follow Jerry Seinfeld. When i was, like, 14 years old, i wanted to be in the just for laughs comedy festival which is in montreal, and to audition for it, i had to fly to los angeles, which is weird because im already canadian, dont ask. I get there, im 14, super nervous and im at a showcase at the improv. Jimmy on melrose . Yeah on melrose, and so im about to go up, and someone tells me seinfelds coming. I was, like, what . Hes coming, and if he gets here before its your time, hes going to go up, and then youll go up. I was, like, no, man [ laughter ] jimmy you cant follow seinfeld. Tell them no. And they were, like, we cant do that. Thats not how it works. And so i literally remember seeing a porsche pull up out front so i was like no. I know him and his porsches. His jewish parents should be ashamed, by the way, but anyway. [ laughter ] so a porsche pulled up, my parents would kill me. And then i see i see him getting out, and he goes up, right before im supposed to, and he, like, annihilates like hes very funny. Hes talking about missing socks, you know, whats the deal with airplane food . Its the hits you know. Jimmy he has all the hits. [ light laughter ] hes the greatest. Yeah, yeah. And he, like, annihilates, and the whole time im just standing there, like, i hate you Jerry Seinfeld. [ light laughter ] how could you do this to me . Jimmy you ruined my whole shot of going to montreal. Exactly and i get up on stage, and i have, like, what is to this date the most comedicly traumatizing experience of my entire life, and i remember, like, microphones give up just an electric hum if you dont hear anything else, its like the sound of a speaker, and i remember being on stage, and to this point i remember the moment, where i was, like, man, i can hear that buzz really loud right now. Jimmy oh no, im so sorry. Never has a room full of people been so silent. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Yeah, and to this day, i personally dislike Jerry Seinfeld. [ laughter ] jimmy and he did it again tonight. He did it again tonight. Ruining it again jimmy i really had the same thing. Really . Jimmy well, i had to follow jerry at the improv. He came in, i saw the car outside. What is he doing . Jimmy i just i think hes making us tougher. Yeah, i dont know. I think he finds out something cool were about to do and then does it first. [ laughter ] i like, see him leaving my wifes bedroom. [ laughter ] dont bother, pal. [ laughter ] jimmy well i took care of that. [ laughter ] jimmy lets segue into the movie. Thats an organic. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for the setup, Sausage Party. Im sorry you have to talk about it. I have to apologize, like i talked to the New York Times about it. Im like, you guys should not have to talk about this. I apologize. Jimmy well, ive heard a a lot of things i like about this. Number one is you have been working on this for, like, ten years. Yeah, which is humiliating to say about a talking hot dog movie, but, yes. [ laughter ] a third of my life, ive been working on making this movie. Jimmy you wanted it to be good, and the animation is spectacular, by the way. Thank you so much. We really wanted it to feel like a pixar movie and have the skin and vibe and the overall feeling of a pixar movie, and then we made it completely deranged and insane, and, you know, pixar is so good at examining the secret life of cars and toys and bugs, and were like, well, if you look at the secret life of food, its horrifying because you eat it. And [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. So to us, it was a brilliant movie idea. [ laughter ] jimmy the cast is jonah hill, michael cera, kristen wigg, james franco, paul rudd, Edward Norton, its unbelievable, and the music is by allen menken, whos won oscars. Hes won like eight oscars i think. Jimmy how did you convince him . He did like little mermaid. He did the aladdin and the little mermaid. Jimmy how did you convince him to do Sausage Party . This is fantastic it was great. We offered him money and then he [ laughter ] jimmy oh, okay. I think he probably called the academy to make sure they