Rachel maddow. Musicaest good charlotte. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 501, little rock steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you so much i feel the love. I feel the love. And give it right back to you guys. Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here, you made it. Youre part of the show. [ cheers and applause ] we got a good one for you tonight. [ applause ] oh, i want to thank everyone for taking a break from pokemon to tune in tonight. [ laughter ] its just everywhere. In fact its been reported now that pokemon is getting ready to launch in russia. And putin looks like hes already having a good time with it. [ laughter ] tell me where your friends are pikachu. [ applause ] meanwhile, donald trump said yesterday that he has not played pokemon but he wishes that he had time to try it out. Meanwhile, jeb bush is Walking Around his neighborhood in bergen stocks going, i just got to level 20, bitches. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] apparently, hillary has caught the pokemon bug. Check out her at a Campaign Rally in virginia yesterday. Because were gonna to have a lot of jobs, jobs from Building Infrastructure to coding. [ laughter ] creating new apps. I dont know who created pokemon go [ cheers ] but i try to figure out how we get them to have pokemon go to the polls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve oh, man. Oh [ laughter ] jimmy pokemon saw that and was like, you guys think that were fake . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pokemon go to the poll. Is this thing on . [ laughter ] steve oh, my god. Jimmy it was announced yesterday that oh, my i almost have to see it again. Can we just show it again real quickly now. Can we just see it one more time. Get them to have pokemon go to the polls. [ laughter ] jimmy it was announced yesterday [ laughter ] it was announced yesterday that Bernie Sanders is working on a a book that will come out the week after the election. Yeah, theyve already got some good titles in mind. Check it out, first theres, are you there god its me your older brother, bernie. [ laughter and applause ] then theres Great Expectations followed by bitter disappointment. [ laughter and applause ] after that, theres the pastrami and the rye, which is [ applause ] and finally theres shut up, moon. Could be a best seller. [ applause ] saw that yesterday members of Congress Left washington for a a seven week vacation. Even the kardashians are, like, from what . [ laughter and applause ] of course, now that congress is on vacation, were just weeks away from the awkward moment when Mitch Mcconnell comes back from jamaica with his hair braided. And you know you [ laughter and applause ] mcconnells got his groove back, yall. I saw that the new trailer for the film a monster calls just came out and it features liam neeson as a giant tree monster whose daughters been taken and must be recovered from a group of tree nappers. [ laughter and applause ] i have a very particular set of leaves. [ applause ] this is cool, i read about a a 94yearold man from indiana who just became the oldest person to get a six degree black belt in taekwondo. [ cheers ] while nobody has the heart to tell him the wooden board he chopped through was just a a graham cracker. [ laughter ] hiya. Thats right, hes 94yearsold and hes the oldest person to get a sixth degree black belt in taekwondo. Hes also the only person that hikes his sixth degree black belt up to his nipples. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show everybody, give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, im so happy to have you here Ray Parker Jr. In the house tonight [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy oh, i love it. Im such, such, such a fan. I remember trying to record that on a cassette. It was playing on the radio and i would just wait all day for it to come on to this radio station. I had it on, you know, play and record and a pause button and i would like just listen to radio all day and waiting, then id hear like [ laughter ] god, just wanted to loved it so much. Then i of course bought the official copy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course. I would never. I would never take the music in. I dont pirate it. No, no, no. The ghostbusters reboot is in theaters now. The sound track is available on itunes. Thank you so much for being here. I am the biggest fan. Im so psyched youre here. Thank you so much. Im a big fan too. And these guys, unbelievable. Jimmy you cant beat the roots. No, no, no. Were gonna rock. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i can tell how happy he is. [ applause ] i mean, i dont even theres so many jams, is you doing radio stuff tonight too . Would you like a woman needs a love just like you do jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, wait, though, wait. Oh, no, wait. You cant change that youre the only one i love and you cant change that youre the only one yeah. [ light laughter ] youre the only one jimmy i can go on tour if you want me to. I can do it. [ laughter ] please. Jimmy jack pay scales gonna gonna change though. Little bit. Jimmy i know i can hit that note. But god, i love jack and jill so much. Thank you. Jimmy im just so psyched youre here. Ray parker jr. , everybody. Steve yeah jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] steve rpj. Jimmy come back again next week, we have chris pine, idris elba, mila kunis [ cheers and applause ] alicia vikander, and simon cowell will all be here. Steve whoa. Jimmy plus, performances from troye sivan, a ap mob, celine dion, and penn and teller. [ cheers and applause ] its a big week. Steve whoa, thats a big week. Ill stick around. Jimmy but first, oh gosh, have a great show. Shes its always fun when she stops by. She was here three weeks ago for the shallows. Steve right. Jimmy and so shes coming by, i said will you come back for the new woody allen movie. So she said yeah. So shes here now. She was here three weeks ago. So its not a repeat. [ laughter ] steve its a new show. Jimmy no, we love her. Yeah. From the new woody allen movie, cafe society, blake lively is here you guys. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] lively and lovely. Jimmy later in the show blake and i are going to compete in a game of password with benji and joel from good charlotte. [ cheers and applause ] i cant believe that. Steve come on. Jimmy plus, shes one of the smartest political commentators around, Rachel Maddow is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we love rachel, always fun. And these dudes know how to bring it. Oh, my gosh, music from good charlotte right here, guys. [ cheers and applause ] Youth Authority, the new jam, the new record from those guys. Its going to be fantastic. You guys, todays friday, thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. I check my inbox, i return some email, and, of course, i send out thank you notes. Now i was running a bit late, i was just wondering can i [ cheers and applause ] can i just write some out now . [ cheers and applause ] youre the only one youre the only one [ laughter ] you cant change that jimmy my jam. So excited. Hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music please . Look how happy he is. Steve look how happy he is. Jimmy in a great mood. Steve you know what would be the thing jimmy hes in a fan oh, hes mad. Steve yeah, oh now hes angry. Jimmy angry, hes sad. Steve looks like he [ laughter ] jimmy hes upset. Steve sad or mad. Looks like he swallowed a bug. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, the mayor of rio, for asking nintendo to bring pokemon go to brazil for the olympics. And thank you nintendo for introducing your newest pokemon, zikachu. Steve oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] catch em all. Jimmy you dont want to catch steve you gotta catch em all. Jimmy you dont want to catch steve thats the one you dont want to catch. Well. Jimmy thank you, mike pence, for sounding like how Kim Kardashian would say, my pants. [ laughter ] you like mike pence . [ laughter and applause ] you like mike pence . Steve mike pence . Jimmy you like mike pence . Steve mike pence or my pants . Jimmy you like mike pence . Steve yes and no. I dont know. Jimmy thank you, stay puft marshmallow man, for being the michelin man with a dad bod. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Dad bod. Youre the only one youre the only one [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats a great jam. Thank you, windshield wipers, for showing me what itd look like if my car said, hey, ho [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you, beach umbrellas, or as youre called after a slight gust of wind, dangerous airborne sky spikes. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, lawn mowers, although if im the one mowing the lawn, arent i the lawn mower . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve thats a thinker. I can dig it. Jimmy thank you, sun chips, for being tiny roof tiles you can eat. There you guys have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with blake lively [ cheers and applause ] the captivating lexus rc, with available 306 horsepower. This is the pursuit of perfection. Now you cant spell nutriam i right . T nut, i mean whose to say its pronounced nutriton, anyway . My mixes contain delicious nuts, specially blended for your optimal nutrition. Thats right, i just changed a word in the english dictionary, forever. Planters. Nutrition starts with nut. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . 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[ cheers and applause ] yes the real blake lively i mean, its been like what, two days since ive been on the show . Jimmy two weeks since weve seen each other. Im so happy youre here. Im happy to be here. Jimmy i have to remind everybody, its not a repeat. Blake is here again. She has another film. Thank you for coming back. Thank you for having me. Jimmy and congrats on the shallows. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy i knew it was going to be a big hit. Its surprising, right . So many people came up to me, and i wore 472 outfits and pimped my ride, you know . Jimmy yeah. You did. To have people see the movie. Jimmy yeah. Like, i saw jimmy pitch that movie, and i had to go see it. jimmy oh, really . What about all the press i did . [ light laughter ] jimmy that doesnt matter. No. You just made it sound so good, so now i need you to do that for me. Jimmy for every movie that youre in . From now on. Jimmy well i will. I enjoyed cafe society as well. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Thank you, perfect. Well, what happened was jimmy yeah. You need to wear this. Jimmy i will wear this. You look gorgeous, by the way. Thank you. Thats nice to say. Jimmy you have even bigger news than the movie coming out. Bigger. Jimmy yeah. Literally. Jimmy expecting baby number two . I am, i am. Jimmy congratulations [ cheers and applause ] so happy. Hi. Jimmy hi, baby hi. Jimmy hi baby, its uncle jimmy hi. You have the coolest parents ever. I mean, you and ryan are the best. Thank you, yeah. It should be illegal to be pregnant in new york in july. Jimmy its really hot. And like have to wear like, bondage. I like i swear, im going to make my water break just so i can cool down. [ laughter ] this is not normal. Everyone says, how are you feeling . But they dont really want to hear how youre feeling. Jimmy no. They dont want to sit there while you complain. Jimmy no, they want you to go, everythings great. So you guys get to sit here while i complain. [ laughter ] jimmy youre allowed to complain to us any time you want. Hows baby james reacted to the news . Good, i mean, she was the one she sort of told me before i even knew. She was Walking Around kissing my belly saying, baby. But now any time she sees anyone else with a belly, she says baby. [ laughter ] which is jimmy yeah. A little embarrassing, yeah. Its a little embarrassing. Baby, men, women, whoever. Jimmy shes talking a lot . Shes talking. She its kind of amazing. She knows all sorts of stuff. She knows all sorts she says shump for jumps. Jimmy cute. Shtands for stands. Jimmy shtands. And if she wants to sit down, its [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] jimmy oh yeah. Well, thats i think [ bleep ] yeah. No, no its jimmy yeah, that can get tricky. Hey, [ bleep ] come [ bleep ] with me. [ laughter ] jimmy baby, baby oh, just had a couple of beers. Like, yeah, [ bleep ]. But, like, i will take that any day over like, when we take her to the park and we take off her socks. Jimmy yeah. For some reason she does not have a sh for socks, she has a c for socks. [ laughter ] so shes like, yay [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. I mean i bleeped it for you. Jimmy oh my gosh. Its like i have amy schumer as a daughter. Jimmy youre bleeping your baby. Minus the immense talent. Jimmy thank you for coming back. And i remembered you were here and i know that you were coming back in a couple weeks, and i didnt want you to miss me. Yeah. Jimmy so i gave you there was a real danger of that. [ laughter ] of me missing you a lot. Jimmy thank you. Well show i gave you a a cardboard cutout of me to take with you. Yeah. Jimmy for the last two weeks. Can we show a clip of that . You just take me with you. And just yeah, you guys can be hanging out. Can we fold him . Jimmy watch your hands, first of all, be careful. [ laughter ] oh hey [ cheers and applause ] you hurt me. Its not cardboard, though. Thats the problem. Jimmy i didnt know. I didnt know it wasnt cardboard. Its like its made of like jimmy its like fiberglass. [ laughter ] acrylic fingernails. Jimmy was it fun traveling around with me . Did your life change . It sort of, like, messed up my home life a little bit. Jimmy it did . Yeah, because like ryan and i dont really have friends. Jimmy yeah. So jimmy makes sense, yeah. Yeah, i know. Our life sucks. [ light laughter ] jimmy two unlikable people. We have the worst life. No, but you know, it sort of caused some problems at home. I did bring a little bit of a a home video to share. Jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] prepare yourselves. This may be breaking news. Its a big moment. Jimmy all right, lets see. Breaking news. Jimmy. So, jimmy, who is jimmy . Want to kiss him, okay. Wheres your dada . Jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i wanted to take this time jimmy hopefully ryans not watching tonight. No. Nancy, i really [ light laughter ] jimmy how cute is that . Oh, my gosh, she gave me a a little kiss too. A little confusing. Jimmy a little confusing, yeah. Yeah, i dont know ever since we took you even backstage, just, dada like on the first day. Jimmy dada . And ever since then its been dada, so i mean, i think i should do a paternity test right here on air. [ laughter ] jimmy this is the wrong show. Thats maury. No. [ laughter ] jimmy youre not on maury. I get that all the time, but i asked you to take some photos if you could, and you were very nice to take some photos of cutout me hanging with you guys. Yeah. Jimmy heres me and your husband, ryan. [ laughter ] and im in the highchair . By the way, youre in the highchair. Jimmy oh, i dont have legs, i forgot. Youre drinking scotch in the highchair. Jimmy drinking scotch in the highchair, yeah. With an antelope coming out of your head. Whats interesting, though, i was supposed to take the photos, but then i suddenly see ryan hanging out with you, which is not really part of the deal. Jimmy thats a better personality of me in your life, that cardboard cutout. But look at this. Actually, at one point, you poured me a drink which is even cooler. [ laughter ] what a good dude. Were having look how dynamic you are. Jimmy yeah. It looks like were actually were having a good time. We were laughing. [ laughter ] shes laughing and having fun. Almost done with that whole bottle. [ applause ] its not affecting you at all, though. Jimmy no, no. But its the whole bottle is almost gone, and then this is just unfortunate. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that was unfortunate. And you still have your glass. And youre in his shirt. Jimmy im holding his shirt, yeah. I dont know why youre undressing my husband. [ laughter ] jimmy its not rowdy. Hes going to be pregnant with your child soon. Who knows. [ laughter ] jimmy it got rowdy. Lets talk cafe society. Yes. Jimmy man, oh man. Its woody allen. Its a tricky love triangle, a a beautifully shot film. Jimmy im watching the film, its very woody allen. Its funny. Jesse eisenberg. And i go, okay wheres the twist . And theres a love triangle, he meets you. He comes up from brooklyn to l. A. To work in the business, and then the twist. The twist happens. I dont want to tell you, you have to see the film. Yeah, he sees dead people. Jimmy he sees dead people. [ light laughter ] yeah, but you cant no. I dont want to give a spoiler, yeah. The boat sinks at the end. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. No, no. It is [ laughter ] its well done and just makes you long for the days of beautiful old school hollywood. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy steve carell is like and i wore this gorgeous gown, and then the night before, the Costume Designer texted me and said, you know woody actually wants you in the lame gown. And i was so disappointed because i was so nervous to be in a woody allen movie and i have this big entrance, and i had to be in this lame gown. Lame is spelled the same as lame, which is like [ laughter ] and, like, i was really worried. Jimmy in the lame gown. Okay, they want me in the lame gown. Jimmy the lame gown. Thank you. You didnt know what lame was, its woody allen. Whatever you want. Ill be in the lame gown. Jimmy the lame gown. So you get to see me in a a lame gown here. Jimmy i want to show a a clip, blake lively in a lame gown in cafe society, take a a look at this. My one regret in life is that i couldnt play an instrument. I used to date a musician. Did you . Sax player. Very brilliant.