Musical guest, shawn mendes. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 497. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey looking good, baby. Looking good, everybody. Hot crowd. Hot, hot crowd tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. Welcome to the tonight show. Im your host, level 17 pokemon master, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] pokemon . Do you say pokeamon . Pokeeemon. Steve i say pokeamon now. [ light laughter ] i said pokeeemon earlier. [ light laughter ] jimmy i say pokemon, right . Pokemon. Yeah, not steve pokemon. Lets play pokemon. Jimmy poker . Steve polka . Jimmy weird al yankovic. Weird al yankovic, man. No, pokemon. [ light laughter ] anyone out there playing the new pokemon go game . [ cheers and applause ] trying to find the its huge. Its a big thing. In fact, i saw that pokemon go already has more users than tinder. [ light laughter ] which makes sense because pokemon go users actually like what they end up catching from other people. Steve oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that makes sense. Finally. Steve finally. Crabizard. [ light laughter ] jimmy some big sports news. You guys, i want to say congrats to serena williams, who won her seventh wimbledon title. [ cheers and applause ] amazing amazing. Her seventh wimbledon title over the weekend. Now has a recordtying 22 grand slam titles. Thats right, she tied with the other grand slam record held by Chris Christie at the dennys in paramus, new jersey. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 22. 22 in one sitting. Steve moon over my hammy . Jimmy 22 in one sitting. Thats the rumor. Steve that was the record. Jimmy i might be wrong. Thats right, serena has won wimbledon seven times. Female tennis players said that shes an inspiration. While the male tennis players said, thank god we dont have to play her. [ laughter ] oh my god. Shes fantastic. [ applause ] did you see this . Due to the british pound losing value in the brexit, Serena Williamss wimbeldon prize went down from being worth 3 million to just 2. 6 million. [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] or as serena put it, just forget it, then. [ laughter ] [ applause ] not even worth cashing the check. This is kind of funny. I heard that mma fighter Khalil Roundtree anyone see this . He actually yelled at his mom midfight at the ultimate fighter 23 on saturday, shouting quote, mom, shut up. [ laughter ] which is probably the first time that someone has been more scared to leave the cage than get in. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im not going to go out there. My mom shes like, come here right now. Sorry, mom. And get this, i saw that over the weekend a horse named jimbo fallon won a race. [ laughter ] he won a race in belmont, or as my dad put it ill take it. [ applause ] he doesnt cry when he runs, like [ light laughter ] thats right, a horse named jimbo fallon won a race at belmont. We actually reached out to jimbo fallon and asked what it was like to win the race. Heres what he said. Oh my gosh, so great. So great im a horse, i won. [ laughter ] its so fun, its so great. [ applause ] [ laughter ] i heard he always laughs in the middle of the race. Steve really . [ light laughter ] i didnt know that. Jimmy this is cool. I saw that nasa just admitted four women to its Astronaut Training Program for the First Time Ever. And sorry about that. Higgins, what are you doing, buddy . Steve playing pokemon go, man. [ laughter ] gotta catch them all. Jimmy you cant play it now. Steve oh, i got one. [ light laughter ] teeny peeny. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get out of here, you loser. Steve you are no jimbo fallon. [ cheers and applause ] i lost him jimmy stay over there. Steve he escaped. [ light laughter ] jimmy what re you doing . Stay over there, man. Steve he escaped. Oh, no, there he is. Jimmy all right, all right. All right, all right. Steve got to catch them all, man. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Lets check in on the election here. People are now saying that Hillary Clinton has narrowed her list of president ial Vice President s down to five people. Yup. Im sorry, she deleted the list down to five people. [ laughter ] [ applause ] claims she doesnt even remember doing it, so how is she supposed to remember everything, guys . Over on the republican side, trump is having a bit of a hard time finding someone even willing to be his running mate. [ light laughter ] but one name that keeps coming up as a possibility is newt gingrich. [ audience boos ] he might be a good fit for the job. I mean, his resume is pretty impressive. Here, take a look at this. He was a congressman for 20 years, serving georgia from 1979 until 1999. He served as speaker of the house from 1995 to 1999. His favorite cookie is keeblers fudge stripe. [ laughter ] he ran for president in 2012. Second favorite cookie is keeblers fudge stick. [ laughter ] he was named time magazines man of the year in 1995. And finally, he lives in a a hollow tree filled with delicious cookies. [ cheers and applause ] ive seen him before. Steve yeah. Jimmy i think hed be a a good fit. Steve i know that guy. Jimmy get him out of that tree house. [ applause ] from the tree house to the white house. Steve yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is pretty big. Bernie sanders is expected to actually endorse Hillary Clinton at an event in New Hampshire tomorrow. In fact, bernie is set to give his most enthusiastic endorsement of all time eh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] could be worse. Bernies still campaigning, though, and he sat down for an interview with wolf blitzer on cnn last night. Did you see this . Steve yeah. Jimmy its fantastic. Even though wolf blitzer has one of the more notable names in broadcast news, bernie still had a bit of a hard time getting it out right. Check it out. This is not a game, jake. And when we do that, jake wolf, wolf. Wolf, im sorry. Im looking at the side notes. You have confidence in the way look, jake, all i can tell you is [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy hes the boy who cried jake. Everyone knows that story. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, bernie was like, whatever, what kind of name is wolf anyway . [ light laughter ] wolves arent even named wolf. [ light laughter ] if i had a wolf, id name it jake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what else is going on in the news . What else we got . What else is going on the news . You ever wonder why they fixed the debt ceiling on the senate floor . [ light laughter ] thats my time, everybody. [ light laughter ] i saw that bill clinton was spotted here in new york city on saturday taking the family dog for a walk. Apparently, bill became close to the family dog after spending the last two decades sleeping in their house. [ laughter ] steve oh hey ho jimmy quit hogging the blanket. Steve hey oh jimmy quit hogging the blanket, cricket. [ light laughter ] quit hogging the blanket cricket is the new hashtag. [ light laughter ] finally, this is pretty serious, you guys. The federal court just ruled that sharing your netflix password is now a federal crime. [ audience oohs ] so if youve been looking for a a way to send your parents to prison, heres your chance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you knew the risk, mom. Have a great show. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it feels good to be back. Doing what we do best, trying to entertain you guys, make you laugh. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, they are two of the nicest people around. Jennifer lopez and linmaneul miranda will be here. [ cheers and applause ] theyre doing something thats amazing. Theyre going to do a very special performance of love make the world go round. Its a great new song. The proceeds from the song will go to the Somos Orlando fund, to benefit those affected by the tragedy in orlando. Its going to be great. So tune in for that. You can get it on itunes now. [ cheers and applause ] want to pick it up tonight. Later this week, kristin wiig will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Michael Strahan and blake lively will all be joining us. But first, my pal. Oh, we love her. We love having her on the show, from the new movie god, thats a heavy magazine. The new movie cafe society, the lovely, the talented Kristen Stewart is here. [ cheers and applause ] like a fake magazine. Steve is that a catalog . Jimmy i dont know. This one didnt come in the mail yet. Steve really . Jimmy so i dont know. Thats a big magazine. Is she in this thing . Steve like a cashin book. Maybe we can keep stuff in there. Jimmy yeah. Steve hollow it out, keep a a pair of pants in there. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe like pressed flowers. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats kind of a cool thing to do. [ light laughter ] steve you didnt need much yeah. Jimmy get two sheets of wax paper, is what you do. Steve yeah. Get a wild flower. Jimmy yeah, you go out and get a wildflower. Lay it there, close it, press it down. Steve dont close your hand in that magazine. Jimmy no, you dont do that. [ light laughter ] and then you flip it upside down and just leave it for a a bit. [ talking over each other ] jimmy one day you come back yeah. You go steve oh, my gosh. I remember this. Jimmy oh, what is kristen up to . I didnt read this. I didnt finish this. Steve right, you go to finish it, guess what you find . Wildflower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy my little wildflower. Kristen stewart is here. [ cheers and applause ] i always call her my little wildflower. Tonight, kristen and i are playing a brand new game called jello shot twister. [ cheers and applause ] i was like, beach blanket bingo there. Jello shot twister. Come on, everybody were playing a new game Everybody Knows the rules when you play it now youll have some fun youre never gonna get the blues step on a yellow and then you do a shot someone falls down on their butt come on, everybody lets do a twister shot lets do a twister shot come on now lets do a twister shot jimmy no, cut it off. Thats not a song, sorry, guys. [ light laughter ] not a song. Plus, hes a talented actor and the bestselling author of the series the land of stories, chris colfer is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve wrote a big book, too. Jimmy and for music tonight, we love this kid. He just graduated high school on june 28th. [ light laughter ] and tonight, hes going the perform his latest single treat you better. Shawn mendes is here. [ cheers and applause ] want to hear a taste of treat you better . Steve yeah. Jimmy here you go. Listen when youre playing twister everybodys doing a twister shot steve jello shots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats it. Steve thats his new song . Jimmy thats his new song. Steve is he playing that on the show . Jimmy hes not going to play that one, no. Steve oh, what is he going to play . Jimmy he refused to play that one. Steve really . Its a big hit. Jimmy i got it wrong. Hes going to play treat you better, is the song hes gonna play tonight. Hes a talented guy, shawn mendes is here. [ cheers and applause ] just graduated from high school. How cool is that . Steve thats crazy. Jimmy i know, its crazy. Well, you know, its interesting, i read something that really disturbed me. Steve what is that . Jimmy American Kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. Steve awful. Jimmy math. Nobody seems to know how to turn this around. And i think the problem is just that todays kids just cant relate to Old Fashioned things like numbers. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy so weve updated math to make the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to in a segment called popular mathematics. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] popular mathematics mathematics steve jello shots. [ light laughter ] jimmy i love that one. Thats shawn rehearsing. Steve are you serious . Jimmy yep, you can hear him through the walls rehearsing. Lets take a look at our first equation. Maybe they didnt understand the rules. Steve i dont understand what youre talking about. Jimmy if you take Spongebob Steve right. Jimmy plus a football steve right. Jimmy it equals Michael Strahan. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve youre amazing. Maybe. Jimmy popular mathematics. Popmatics. [ light laughter ] steve popular. Jimmy if you take the rnc steve sure. Jimmy plus the new pokemon yungoose, it equals donald trump. [ applause ] you understand the idea . Popular mathematics. Steve maybe one more. Show me one more. Jimmy this one you should get. If you take the rock steve sure. Jimmy plus viagra. Steve okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy plus starbucks, it equals the hard rock cafe. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve oh, i see. Jimmy see what im saying . Steve maybe. Jimmy you get it . [ applause ] steve how awesome. Jimmy yeah. If the store is open for more than four hours [ laughter ] you should call the doctor. You should call a doctor. Steve call a friend. Brag about it. Jimmy call a friend and then brag about it. [ light laughter ] if you take rita ora steve sure. Jimmy plus a piranha. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals rihanna. [ laughter ] you see what im saying . [ applause ] its very easy. Steve its very modern. Jimmy kids are learning from this. Steve yeah. They learn from this stuff. Jimmy if you take Stephanie Tanner steve okay. Jimmy plus indian food, it equals steph curry. [ applause ] steve i dont quite get it. [ laughter ] jimmy heres another example. Steve okay, maybe ill get it now. Jimmy heres another example. The tenth example. Steve okay. Jimmy you take fozzy bear steve sure. Jimmy plus a flock of geese steve right. Jimmy plus a candle equals wocka flocka flame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you get it . Steve its slowly dawning on me. No, i dont get it. I need one more. Jimmy if you take a a 10 bill. Steve okay, 10 bill. Jimmy times 500. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals a ticket to hamilton. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve money. Its all about the hamiltons. Jimmy all about the hamiltons, baby. Heres another one. You have tyga steve okay. Jimmy plus Tony Bennett Steve sure. Jimmy equals tony the tyga. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes got tattoos on him. Steve hes grrrreat. Jimmy he had a goatee he didnt need that. Steve he is great. Jimmy if you take a high school reunion. Steve all right. Jimmy plus annoying relatives. Steve right. Jimmy plus a computer, it equals facebook. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats what it is. Now you get it . Steve can you give me just one more . Just give me one more. Just one. Last one. Jimmy last example. Steve i dont think im getting it. This one, i probably will get. Jimmy finally, if you take Patrick Stewart steve okay, i know him. Jimmy plus crossfit. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals mr. Clean. [ applause ] there you go, thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. Well be right back with Kristen Stewart, everybody [ cheers and applause ] boy bye, mom. Thats the heart and these are the lungs. girl whats wrong . boy nothing. boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. Come on. You put it in. dad its ok. vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo subaru legacy. The longestlasting midsize sedan in its class. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. 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I dont know, like what move what expression jimmy youre like in a a daydream. Yeah, like that. Thats perfect, yeah. You look gorgeous. What are you talking about . This is good. Yeah. Jimmy but another magazine, so maybe what it is is you buy this and another one comes with the magazine. So its like two magazines with this. The original title was two magazines. Anyways. Hi, how are you . Everything good . Yeah, im cool. Jimmy yeah, everythings good. Did you have a good fourth . I did. Jimmy what did you do, barbecue . I made some chili and like, you know, like lit some stuff on fire and hung out with my friends. Jimmy like fireworks . Yeah, legal ones. Jimmy yeah, you didnt light like a dumpster. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, no, no. [ light laughter ] i live in l. A. , so yeah, we did little sparkly things that were cute. Jimmy thats good. Thats fun. I had a decent one. Did you play lawn games, horse shoes . Yeah, have you ever played corn hole . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you kidding me . Im like the poster boy for corn hole, yeah. They should rename it, you know . Jimmy yeah. Its not the best name for that, no. Poster boy jimmy yeah, no, different the bag game. Sorry, its just so weird. It should be the bag the throwing the bag game. Jimmy yeah. There are other names for it, well, i love playing all sorts of fun games, because i like you cause youre very youre competitive when you come on the show. Yeah, too competitive. Its embarrassing. Jimmy and me too. Yeah. Jimmy i know, but right now youre very nice and youre nice backstage, but then once the game starts i know. I become a demon. [ laughter ] jimmy like a different person. I know. Jimmy i like the blonde hair. Thanks, dude. Jimmy is that for a thing or just because you look you like it . Yeah, like for the First Time Ever i changed my hair for not a role. cause i had a little bit of time off and i was like, im gonna scrape my knees and possibly get a bunch more tattoos and like shave my head and i settled on lesser forms of all that. Jimmy did you get a tattoo . Did you get a new tattoo . I did. Jimmy you did get a new tattoo. Yeah, lets talk about it. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy you dont have to. No, i know. Jimmy do you want to show it to me. I wont show anybody. Okay. Jimmy its a pikachu.