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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 470, atl. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys excited . This is going to be a good one tonight. Hot crowd hot new york city crowd welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you guys made it. This is the show. [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon. Welcome, everybody. You guys, we have drake on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] drake, thats right, a black, jewish, immigrant rapper from canada. [ laughter ] or as donald trump would say, im speechless. I need to sit down, im getting lightheaded. Im getting lightheaded. Im seeing my spirit animal. [ laughter ] speaking of trump, in a recent interview, he said that hes hoping to make the Republican National convention more fun by hiring some entertainment, which is confusing for a lot of people because they thought donald trump was the entertainment. [ cheers and applause ] they go, no, no, no. In a New York Times interview yesterday, donald trump compared his candidacy to both broadway shows and baseball. [ light laughter ] yeah, cause both start off really fun and end with half of the people saying, wait, is this still going on . [ laughter and applause ] is it over . Ive gotta get out of here, man. I hate to break it to trump, but there is already a broadway show called hairspray. [ cheers and applause ] steve heywoah heyoh hey hey hey hey hairspray. [ laughter ] jimmy the big story is that today was the longawaited meeting between donald trump and speaker of the house paul ryan. [ audience oohs ] or as trump put it, this guy only has one house . Sad. Its sad. [ laughter ] at least three houses. [ laughter ] trump met with House Speaker paul ryan in an effort to unify the republican party. And after the meeting, paul ryan actually gave a press conference to talk about how it went, and well, its kind of hard to tell how he felt about it. Watch. Let me say this, i think we had a very encouraging meeting. And again, im very encouraged. I heard a lot of good things from our presumptive nominee. I was very encouraged with what i heard from donald trump today. [ laughter ] this is our first meeting, i was very encouraged with this meeting. And i am very encouraged that we can put that together. I think were off to an encouraging start. [ laughter ] jimmy he sounds like someone rocking back and forth in a straitjacket. Its like, of course. [ laughter and applause ] very encouraged. So encouraging. Its very encouraging. Thats right encouraging. Some big tv news. It was announced that morley safer will retire from 60 minutes later this month after 46 years with the show. Steve wow. Jimmy wow. When asked what he plans to do now that hes retired, he said, watch 60 minutes. [ laughter and applause ] i mean thats what you do. Ill get to enjoy it. Steve yeah, what are you going to do . Jimmy i get to see it. Steve yeah. Jimmy finally get to enjoy it. Taylor swift said this week that shes had a lot of time off recently, and has gotten into watching the reality show couples therapy. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, all her exboyfriends are like, oh, now shes into couples therapy. I mean, i had an album written about me. [ applause ] if you like burger king, you might want to listen to this. Burger king just unveiled a new item combining the elements of a whopper and a hot dog known as the whopper dog. [ light laughter ] you know, as in, ive got to take a sick day, i just ate a a whopper dog. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is pretty scary. I saw that british researchers are warning that onefifth of the worlds plant species are at risk of extinction. Even worse, kale is expected to survive. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is right. That is composer, producer, great musician all around, emily wells sitting in with the roots right there. Hi. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you. Hi. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Her new album, promise is available now. Thank you so much for being here. You sound fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy guys, its been a a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, jon snow himself, Kit Harington will be here. [ cheers and applause ] or maybe he wont. Maybe he wont. Steve is he . We dont know. Jimmy we dont know. Is he going to be here, or is he not . Steve we dont know. Spoiler. Jimmy we dont. Spoiler alert. We dont know. Steve we dont know. He might be here, he might not be. Jimmy you have to tune in to find out. I dont know, man. Steve we dont know. Tune it in. Jimmy im just saying. Steve or even when you tune in, we dont even know. Jimmy its too much. You just said too much. Steve i dont even know. Jimmy dont ruin it for me, dude. The show doesnt air until tomorrow. Steve i dont even know. I dont know what im doing. Jimmy plus, we got our pal, rose byrne will be here and music from Blake Shelton. Steve yeah jimmy thats tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] and then kit, rose, blake and i are all going to play a game of charades. Id love to see Blake Shelton play charades. Steve hey, man. Jimmy but first we have a a great show tonight. Everybody is just awesome and fun. I just love our show tonight. This guy is the biggest star in music right now. Steve hes the best. Jimmy and hes back as host and musical guest on saturday night live this weekend. Drake is here, you guys. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] little tiny drake. Little tiny drake. Jimmy hes miniaturized himself. Steve hes miniaturized. He made himself tiny. Jimmy hes a tiny steve he can do anything. Jimmy he can do anything, yes. Steve so he made himself tiny. Jimmy hes going to come out he might even be out here now. Steve yeah, we dont know. Jimmy i have no idea. [ laughter ] drake . Steve hey, whats up, jimmy. Jimmy hey, drake. Can you come out later in the show cause i wanna do a a couple steve yeah, you got it. Jimmy all right, cool, man. Steve hey can you i used to call you on my cell phone. [ laughter ] jimmy whats that . Steve i used to call you on my cell phone. Jimmy oh, no. Yeah. No. You dont have to perform. You dont have to perform. Steve oh. See you later, dude. Jimmy see you soon. Steve rock on [ laughter ] [ motorcycle sound ] jimmy oh, hes got a little motorcycle. [ cheers and applause ] steve hes got a little tiny motorcycle. Jimmy hes got a tiny motorcycle. Steve yeah. Jimmy he just jumped the stairway. Steve oh my gosh. Jimmy hes amazing. Also, joining us tonight, she is the host of the hugely popular show, the kelly file, and next week shes hosting her very first primetime special. Big deal. Yeah. Here to tell us about that, megyn kelly is here, you guys. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes great. And we have one of our alltime favorites. I wish she came on every week. Talk about the biggest names in music. Shes a grammy award winner. Shes just fantastic, i saw her rehearsal today. Youre going to freak out, Meghan Trainor is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Meghan trainor. Steve thats a show. Jimmy thats big, big, big show tonight. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy you guys are on twitter, right . Are you guys on twitter . [ cheers ] do you use it . Its fun. Well we use twitter on our show every single week. Twitters that app, if you dont know what twitter is. I cant really describe it to you. Steve yeah. Jimmy its too late. But anyway, if you watch our show and you want to play along with us, we do this thing every wednesday night where ill flash a hashtag on the screen so you can see what were talking about. And we ask you guy to tweet out things based on that topic. I know, dont do this. [ laughter ] steve dont. Jimmy dontdothat. So this topic is the creator of siri unveiled a new, smarter Artificial Intelligence assistant. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. Its like, bigger than steve smarter than siri . Jimmy smarter than siri, yes. Is it viv . No, thats a different one. Steve i think its jimmy is it lexa . No. I cant even say that name now. All these things are going you talk to these things and they talk back to you and they tell you whats up. I have one right here. Steve whats up, jimmy . Jimmy how you doing, tourtney . Steve not good. [ laughter ] i got diarrhea. Jimmy no, this is the worst assistant ive ever head. Tourtney steve words assistant coming up. Jimmy no, no, no. I dont want to hear words assistant. Tourtney, can you just do me a a favor . Just, can i ive never had to fire a fake artificial assistant, but im sorry im going to have to let you go. Steve what do you mean you have to let me go . I dont enjoy that. Im going to burn down your house. Jimmy no, no, tourtney. [ laughter ] steve goodbye. Bleep. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy drake. [ laughter ] dont come out. Steve yeah, man. Jimmy no, no, dont come out until we got like, another five minutes and then you can come out. Steve okay, ill see you later. [ laughter ] jimmy hey is that a [ motorcycle sound ] [ laughter ] he hit the jump. [ applause ] yeah. Anyways, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called im dumb, because that what you need assistants for this stuff, and i asked you guys to tweet out something dumb you did, something weird, embarrassing that youve done. And we got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the united states. So thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, tourtney, everybody. Now i thought i would share some of my favorite imdumb from you guys. This first ones from emiamelie. She says, when i was a child in church, i thought people said hey, man instead of amen. [ laughter ] hey, man. Hey, man. Hey man hey man hey man hey man hey man jimmy this ones from evana. He says, i painted the basement stairs going down. While it dried i was trapped there for three and a half hours. [ laughter ] steve if only i could jump. Jimmy like, i could parallel bar to the top of the stairs, i could make it. Steve oh. Jimmy thats a bummer. This ones from blaire47. She says, i tried to use my fingers to zoom in on my yearbook picture. [ laughter ] thats paper. Thats paper. Steve oh, its a piece of paper. Yeah. Jimmy okay. Steve thats not a mac book. Its just a book. Jimmy thats not. Thats actually not glass, thats paper. Okay, cool. Steve im getting horrible reception with the yearbook. Three bars out here. Jimmy this ones from londyn, london, probably. londynmitchell. Could be londyn, could be london. Londyn. Steve londyn . Jimmy thats what i said, right . Steve yeah, why not . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, she says. Sorry about that. Steve oh, then its londyn. Jimmy londyn. Steve of course its londyn. Jimmy of course, londyn. You were thinking of donlyn. Steve yeah, i was thinking donlyn. Jimmy yeah. No, this is londyn. Steve londyn. Whats londyn say . Jimmy londyn. Steve londyn. Jimmy she says, i went through the Dunkin Donuts drive thru and started talking to the garbage can instead of the speaker. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy ive done that. Steve ive done that. [ applause ] jimmy ive done that. How you doing . Ill take two empty doughnut boxes and a couple of napkins. [ muffled speaker ] [ laughter ] a couple what and some napkins . [ muffled speaker ] jimmy do i want to eat it with opie . [ muffled speaker ] jimmy Andy Griffith . [ laughter ] are you talking about the Andy Griffith show . [ muffled speaker ] i think your speaker is cutting out. Steve whats that . Jimmy you heard me say that . I heard you say whats that . Steve i didnt hear you say anything. Jimmy hold on a second. My personal my robot assistant is in the car with me. Not talking to you. Steve are you sure hes not talking to me . Jimmy no, im ordering dunkin. Steve hey, man, whats going down . Jimmy drake, get out of the car and go get ready for the tonight show, please [ applause ] do you not understand my voice . [ laughter ] steve its a miniature drake. [ indiscernible ] jimmy neither one of them understand me. [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] i mean, drakes in the car riding shotgun. Stop talking. He already has his motorcycle. [ light laughter ] you know the song . This ones from thefrattypastor. [ laughter ] steve fratty pastor. [ laughter ] jimmy fratty pastor. Steve a pastor at a frat . Jimmy is that a jerry lewis movie . The fratty pastor . Steve i think it was. The nutty fratty pastor. Jimmy eddie murphy movie, yeah. The fratty pastor. He says, my cousin once told me that when you arent looking, the statue of liberty would switch hands. [ laughter ] well thats not steve yeah. Hey ho jimmy this ones from updownside. He says, when i was a kid, i thought Olivia Newtonjohn was three people. Olivia, newt, and john. [ laughter and applause ] like a ventriloquist. Like a ventriloquist. Steve olivia, newt, and john. Jimmy what do you think of the crowd tonight, newt . Steve i dont like them very much. Jimmy yeah, well thats not right. They pay you good money steve well, that ladys fat. I dont like her. Jimmy come on, now. Dont say that, newt. Shes a very nice person. Would you like to sing a song . Hopelessly devoted [ laughter ] jimmy drake, youre not here yet. Steve hey, man whats up . Jimmy no, dont start singing Olivia Newtonjohn. Steve can i do another one . Jimmy oh, he has a jet ski. He has a tiny jet ski. Woah thats cool, man. Hes in my water glass. Steve oh, my god. [ bubbling ] thanks man whoo jimmy this ones from rookpaige. She says, i said thank you to an atm once. [ laughter ] well thats tiny robots control the world, man. Steve pretty soon theyre going to rule us all. Jimmy this ones from twitchhomie. Steve twitch, homie. Jimmy he says, i was in line at the store with a gallon of milk in each hand, my sagging pants fell to my ankles, there was nothing i could do. [ laughter ] what aisle are belts on . Steve i think he wanted that back. Jimmy this ones from yafet01. He says, i once waited in line at macys behind a mannequin for 15 minutes, thinking it was a person. Man, you gonna buy something or what . [ applause ] you have no idea what my life is like. I waited behind a mannequin. The mannequin didnt even buy nothing. [ laughter ] this last one is from michelle282828. She says, i once drove my car to work, paid for parking, then forgot and took the bus at the end of the day. Thought my car was stolen when i got home. Steve yeah. Jimmy who took my car . Steve wheres my car jimmy tourtney, call the cops there you have it, those are tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. Well be right back with drake [ cheers and applause ] hey troy hello so, thanks for testing our new car service today. Oh, no problem. This is the nicest Ride Sharing Service ive ever been in. Im so comfortable. I could take a nap right now. So, our rates are a little bit different. Okay we charge by the amount of gas consumed. Ooh since we traveled 4. 43 miles, and this chevy malibu offers an epa estimated 47 miles per gallon city. Your total is. 20 cents. both noo way. I can afford that 23 cents. Do you have a quarter . Hahaha the all new 2016 chevy malibu hybrid. Its just so smart. Kids, juicy fyeah. Gum with starburst flavors . mmm. mmm. zipper noise zipper noise baby rattle shaking juicy fruit so sweet you cant help but chew. Ugh. Waa. 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Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy we love you. They love you. Standing ovation coming out. Thats love. Thats new york love. Thats love. Jimmy congrats on the album right here. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy there you are. There you are up there. Thats you. Thats you sitting like that. Thats right thats you like that. Yeah. Thats what i was going for. Jimmy thats what you were going for. Exactly. This is the tallest definitely the tallest building, in toronto, right . Definitely the tallest building in toronto. It once was the tallest building in the world, but i think like its jimmy its trump tower now. [ laughter ] take that. Its the objective in dubai to like outdo everything so i think they built like a a building thats, like, 900 levels tall. Jimmy this is where you this is where you the six god. The sixth. The six. Yes. Jimmy its a canada thing. Yeah. Jimmy its a toronto thing. Yeah, it derived from our area codes 416. So i just went we were debating on the four but then i just went tail end and i went six. Jimmy yeah. The six, yeah. And actually at one point like it was considered that toronto was broken up into six areas. Its all clicking. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . Jimmy and girls think your sixy. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy this is all over the internet because everyone is taking mini drakes and putting them all over memes. I know that you sent you sent out one. A couple, which i thought was good. This is baby drake on rihanna right there. [ laughter ] and then yeah. Then we have we did something fun i thought was kind of cool. We have a bunch of we have a a bunch of mini drakes here. Yes. [ laughter ] this is so good. Jimmy yeah, they can hang out every where. You can put them, you can put them on, yeah. Drake on drake woo jimmy this is so meta. [ cheers ] that is so meta right now. Theres so many walls breaking. Jimmy oh, my gosh, so good. Yeah. Jimmy i have another one of him too, yeah. Im gonna maybe a Building Back here. Oh, we gotta put this definitely on the mug for sure. Jimmy yeah. You gotta put it on the mug. Baby drakes all over the place. Itll be fun, yeah. Lets get on the mug. I dont know if youre sponsored by apple but it doesnt matter. Oh, thats fantastic. There you go, right there. This is fun. Congrats, i mean, number one. Youve got that. You have a number one album, you have 20 songs in the billboard hot 100 top 100. Thats unbelievable. Its been a slow week. [ light laughter ] its been a slow week. Jimmy congratulations on that. Thank you so much. Its an honor, yeah. Thank you for everyone that supported and were all very grateful. Jimmy no [ cheers and applause ] youre a hard working guy. Thank you. Jimmy and it pays off. Thank you. Jimmy did you the hard working, the musician stuff, did you get this from mom and dad or a combo . My mother, i think i get the words from my mother. She was an english teacher, she taught like kindergarten through grade five and just one of the most intelligent people ive ever met. Scrabble champion. Jimmy is she really . Shes a topshelf lady. Topshelf kind of gal, man. Jimmy she knows all of the twoletter twoletter words. Triple word score queen. Jimmy you know za is a a word . I know now. Jimmy za. Za is a word. You guys gotta get a game in. Jimmy i know, it doesnt seem fair, but it is. I mean, you could win with that. Za its short for pizza. Za. Jimmy you can win. Plural. Zas, were having zas but yeah, i get the words from her and then i get a lot from my father, you know . Jimmy i have a picture of your father. This is this is a real picture of your dad. Thats a real picture of my dad. Jimmy did you take this picture . I didnt. Actually, that is my dad. Jimmy that is your dad. And thats like sort of a a normal tuesday tuesday afternoon. [ light laughter ] no, my dads actually in my dads in shanghai right now, and he facetimed me yesterday and he was, like, drake, man, i want to tell you, man, i got an rv for sale, man. I was, like, what does that have to do with what am i and i was like hes like, im in shanghai. Me and my friend got this rv for sale. Do you have any sort of idea of whats going on back home . Do you know that i, like, i dropped this album . And he goes jimmy im doing well, dad. He goes, yeah, man, man i love it, man. I love it and i was, like, whats your Favorite Song and hes, like, drake, man. Im gonna be honest with you, man. My service is not too good out here, man [ laughter ] im gonna get around to it. Jimmy drake, man. So yeah, thats my dad. Jimmy i love your dad. Well, good. Shout out to your dad. Hopefully hes not watching. Lets be honest we dont know where he is. Hes in shanghai. You also launched your own your own whiskey. I did. I did. Its called virginia black. Jimmy virginia black. I mean, look at this. I heard like a really it wasl like a sexy [ cheers ] is that sexy . [ cheering ] jimmy its sixy. Its sixy. Jimmy it is sixy, man. Lets have a little taste. A little cheers for you here, because this is very exciting. Spoiling me today. [ cheers and applause ] please. Jimmy yeah, this is the smooth stuff right here. Cheers. Cheers to you. Jimmy to all your success, buddy. Yes, thank you so much. Jimmy no. Thats enough. I have a whole show i have to do im hosting a show, im sorry. But more with drake when we come right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were gonna play a a fun game itll be a fun game. Some people think the beer you bring says a lot about who you are. If thats the case, this beer says you like drinking beer. Greattasting, lessfilling beer. Spelled different because its brewed different. You can get a lot more for your money with applebees twofor20 deal. 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Yeah, i always say like i want to be as good as, i wanna be like, even even if im half as good as jimmy that means i did a great job. Thats my motto. [ cheers ] im also blackout drunk right now. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i know. I was going to say that, yeah. Look, i know you are a Toronto Raptors fan. Yeah. Jimmy theyre doing very well right now. Were on our way. Jimmy theyre one game away from beating the heat to take to the eastern conference semifinals. [ cheers ] now, i thought i would challenge you to our own tonight show basketball game, its called faceketball. [ cheers ] here you go. All right. Jimmy you put this i put that on . Jimmy oh, yeah. It will look good. You could pull it off. Really . Jimmy oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ive got one. Youve got one, too. Okay. Jimmy yeah. Oh. Gosh. Sorry, mini drake. Oh, i like this. Yeah, mini drake. Jimmy yeah, mini drake hes fine. Hes doing okay. Im getting the raptors colors. Jimmy oh, perfect. Oh, i gotcha, yeah. No, you have to do it. Now heres the deal. First one to make three shots is the faceketball champion. Drake, why dont you shoot first, buddy. [ cheers ] first shot . Its like weve done this before. [ cheering ] jimmy no. That didnt go in. [ audience ohs ] i need a doover. A doover. Jimmy come on, that was, that was pretty close. All right. [ laughter ] jimmy did i do it . That counted . That counted . That counted as one. [ cheering ] nerveracking, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy that was just so bad. It was embarrassing. [ light laughter ] jimmy do you want to just dunk one . I literally jimmy you know, i can even stand up here and e [ laughter ] wait, wait, ive got an idea. Give me yours, give me yours. Youre the champ on that one, but why dont you dunk one with mini drake, now . Oh, yeah. I will take you up on that for sure. Jimmy we have mini drake on the ball there. [ drumroll ] whoa jimmy drake is back as host and musical guest on saturday night live. This weekend. 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Jimmy new york stater. Yeah, that counts. Ive been a new yorker for about ten years. Jimmy yeah. Were you born in syracuse . I spent the first nine years of my life in syracuse and the rest in albany. Thank you very much. Jimmy albany, new york, yeah. You know. Jimmy i went to college in albany. I remember you from a couple of bars up there. Jimmy yeah, yeah, that was me. Good times. Jimmy see thats funny because i dont remember you. [ light laughter ] ive been at the bar a long time. Gosh, i love albany. I miss it. I have to go back. I know. You know, i love going up there cause it keeps you humble. It just reminds you of all your values. I feel like, upstate new york is more like midwestern values. Jimmy thats right. And my mom is still there, so thats always humbling. Jimmy she must be proud. My mom has a very funny approach to sort of, my, you know, status as a public figure now. Which is she always, you know, how long are you going to keep your hair like that . Jimmy yeah. Who told you you look good in gray . Jimmy thanks, mom, yeah. But then she loves it as it relates to her. So well go out to dinner and shell be like, stand up so people can see who you are. [ light laughter ] jimmy and youre like, mom, im coming home because i want a home cooked meal. No. Jimmy theres restaurants in new york city, yeah. I dont want to. And shell say, like, all of my doctors saw you on the cover of vanity fair. Im like, well how did they see it . Shes like, because i showed it to all of them. [ laughter ] jimmy i walk around with the photo album of all the things that youve done. But she never mentioned it to me. She would never mention it to me, so its good. It keeps your head in check. Jimmy i love it, i love it. Its the greatest. My mom criticizes all my shows, critiques. Right, right. Jimmy she does criticize me, yeah. She trolls me on twitter. [ light laughter ] it has to stop. You have to adapt to the deal that i now have with my mom which is, im now, you know, now im 45. So i said mom, i have a great new system. For every insult you give me, i get to give you one back. Jimmy yeah, exactly. You can feel the wind up. Jimmy then it stops, yeah. I have something to tell you. Yeah, yeah, so fine, im ready for it. Ive got something to tell you, too. Jimmy you look great in gray. Yeah, exactly. Thats what i wanted to hear, mom. You did look fantastic, by the way, at the kentucky derby. Oh, thank you. Jimmy i saw a photo of you there at the derby there with the hat. Yes. Jimmy you have to have the hat. You gotta do it. Jimmy this hat has a name, right . The fascinator. Jimmy yes, the fascinator. I didnt even know that until kelly ripa told me. Jimmy oh, is that right . And then, but heres you before the kentucky derby, you were getting ready. And i like this look better. Yeah, this is fantastic. But, did you have fun at the derby . And now my ruse to get myself back on the tonight show is complete. Jimmy no, we totally want please, you can come back whenever you want to. No, we had a great time. Jimmy i love the derby. It was very cool, it was beautiful. I did make one faux pas, however. I bet on sudden breaking news for obvious reasons. Jimmy hello. And we went down to the paddock and there was a guy who seemed to know what he was doing, who said, hey, you know, what do you think about today . I said, sudden breaking news. He said, you feeling anything about nyquist . Im like, nah jimmy yeah. He was like, oh, too bad, casue its my horse. [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry, i meant to say thats my favorite. But, he had the last laugh. He won, he won. Jimmy he won, absolutely. It was exciting. I want to talk about this thing because there is a big special coming up, primetime special and youre interviewing a bunch of people, but one of the and who are you interviewing for this special . So, donald trump. You may be familiar. Jimmy i was going to end with donald trump. [ cheers ] because, you guys didnt really get along . You guys have talked before . So we didnt [ light laughter ] jimmy im just kidding. Mostly through twitter. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Mostly onesided, yeah. We did not talk for a long time and then i reached out to him in april, and asked him if he would meet with me. Jimmy you reached out after the debates, you guys didnt really talk . Well, i mean, there had been, there was a lull in the tweets. Jimmy yeah. And, you know, i had wanted to go speak with him. I just i wanted him to stop, and i knew if i could get face to face with him he would stop. U know, i think, i dont know what his motivations were for the whole dust up, but jimmy but you went to see him. You went to trump tower . Yeah, i contacted him and asked if he would see me, at first he said no. And then i asked again and he said yes. Jimmy really . I went down there one morning and walked into trump tower and got past a bunch of eyeballs that were as big as saucers. Jimmy theyre like, what is she doing here . Honestly the door man is like jimmy were you by yourself . Oh, oh jimmy yeah. Hello jimmy ill let him know youre on your way. Hello. How are you . Jimmy mr. Trump, she is here. [ light laughter ] the one who must not be named. But i didnt know how itd go. Jimmy did you go with an entourage . Did you go with a crew . No. I went by myself. Jimmy really . I wanted to do it by myself. I knew if i could get face to face with him just the two of us, and i asked him if he would be alone, and he agreed, that i could speak to him, you know. We didnt address anything that had happened. You know, i didnt ask him about any of the tweets or any of the things because i was looking to move past that. You know, i didnt want to go to the acrimonious place. So we had a normal conversation like candidate and reporter, and then we did. Then we sat down together for an interview and in that interview we do talk about what happened and that will air on tuesday night. Jimmy yeah. Oh wait, i want to tell you, so its on the Fox Broadcast Network which is not the same as fox news channel, you know that, right . Jimmy yeah, yeah. American idol fox. Jimmy yeah, empire fox. Yeah, empire fox, thank you. 8 00 p. M. Tuesday. Jimmy 8 00 p. M. Tuesday. But we have a little sneak peek for you guys tonight, which you made especially for us so thank you for making this clip. [ applause ] this is megyn kelly interviewing donald trump in the primetime special Megyn Kelly Presents. Take a look at this. You said you didnt feel that the moderators had been nice. But, do you think its the journalists role to be nice to president ial candidates at a a debate . Fair, i dont care if theyre nice. But you used the word nice. Well, okay. No, i dont think so. I mean, i might have said they werent nice, but that doesnt mean they have to be nice. 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[ cheers ] whos that sexy thang i see over there thats me standin in the mirror and whats that icy thang hangin round my neck mm thats gold show me some respect oh i thank god every day that i woke up feelin this way and i cant help lovin myself and i dont need nobody else nuhuh if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me too if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me too i walk in like a dime piece i go straight to vip i never pay for my drinks my entourage behind me my lifes a movie tom cruise so bless me baby achoo and even if they tried to they cant do it like i do come on put your hands up i thank god every day said i thank god that i woke up woke up feelin this way and i feel good cause i cant help lovin myself and i dont need nobody else no no baby if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me too if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me too ow [ cheers ] turn the bass up ow turn the bass up lets go put your hands up, everybody come on i thank god every day i said i thank god that i woke up feelin this way uhhuh and i cant help lovin myself and i dont need nobody else no no baby if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me too if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me hey if i was you id wanna be me too ahh id wanna be me too ahh id wanna be me too if i was you id wanna be me too id wanna be me too id wanna be me too one two three where my girls at [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh safe safe. Oh, my gosh this is one of those things. This close. You almost made it. [ cheers and applause ] almost. Almost. Every single dance move. Grabbing the mic is the toughest. Standing ovation for Meghan Trainor, everybody thank you is available now well be right back, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to drake, megyn kelly, Meghan Trainor, right there. [ cheers and applause ] emily wells. Hello, emily. Thank you again. And the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Buhbye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight morgan freeman. From warcraft actor, rob kazinsky. Music from jake bugg. Featuring the 8g band with jon theodore. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doin tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case lets get to the news. The Associated Press reported yesterday that Hillary Clinton is now the Presumptive Democratic president ial nominee. Making her the first woman to be nominated for president by a major u. S. Party

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