Science expert Kevin Delaney, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 493 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Thats right. Thank you very much thats what you want right there. Thats a hot crowd right there. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it, you made it. This is a big show tonight. Thank you for being here, everybody. My name is jimmy fallon. Im the host. And im gonna be talking to you all night long. [ light laughter ] heres what people are talking about, you guys. Some surprising news about the Donald Trump Campaign today. A new Election Commission report just came out saying that the Trump Campaign isnt doing so well financially and is practically broke. [ audience oohs ] its not good. I mean, in fact today, trump stole a bunch of towels from his own hotel. [ laughter and applause ] steve are you serious . Jimmy its getting steve oh, my god. Jimmy its sad, its sad. The report revealed that Donald Trumps campaign started this month with only 1. 3 million, which is almost 8 million less than Bernie Sanders campaign. [ light laughter ] even bernie was, like, how does it feel to be poor, you loser . [ laughter and applause ] youre in the bottom 1 , even worse [ applause ] and get this, almost 1,000 republicans recently got on one Conference Call to talk about ways to stop donald trump from getting to the nomination. Yeah, well, we got audio of the call. [ laughter ] you might be able to recognize one of the voices. Take a listen to this. Hello, everyone, this is peter boeing from little rock. Hey. Hi. Hello. Hey. And this is steven roots from fresno jumping on. Hey. Hello. Welcome. And hello. My name is not Hillary Clinton. [ light laughter ] im from wherever you guys are from. And personally, i love that trump is running. I mean, every day is just another gift. I think we should stay the course until the white house is mine, i mean ours, no, i mean mine. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] sounds like somebody, right . Steve a little bit. Jimmy of course theres also people who want to try to stop Hillary Clinton from being president. In fact, i read up to eight antihillary films could be released in the coming months and some of the titles seem pretty familiar. First theres, the devil wears talbots. [ laughter and applause ] does sounds familiar, yes. Steve thats not good. Jimmy then theres, its a a wonderful laugh. [ laughter and applause ] and finally theres youve lost mail. And its [ cheers and applause ] that last one sounds like a a hit. I dont know. Steve i love that one. Jimmy i saw that this week, president obama will be attending the Global Entrepreneurship summit in california. The only place to see more people describing themselves as entrepreneurs is on the bachelorette. [ laughter ] im a businessman, an entrepreneur, and a a businessman. [ laughter ] actually, last night, i love the bachelorette. I love it. Last night [ cheers ] its great. I love it. Last night on the bachelorette, jojo, thats the bachelorette, she had to send more guys home. And it seems like a few of them were having a tough time putting their feelings into words. Listen to what daniel had to say after he didnt get a rose. I know im a great catch. Ive got more experiences than all these guys have combined. But theres millions of people in the world. And, you know, the chance of her falling for me, i got a a better chance of getting struck by lightning while, you know, shaving my face. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy what . Steve oh. Jimmy i mean, that cant happen twice, can it . [ laughter ] meanwhile, the next time he shaved his face, god will be like, wait for it, wait for it. [ laughter and applause ] i love that. Steve while im shaving my jimmy that was lets get to some sports here. People are still talking about the cavs winning the nba title the other night. [ cheers and applause ] and i saw that yesterday in cleveland more than 20,000 fans greeted the team when they landed at the airport. Yeah. Well, most of them were just in a really long tsa line. But still they were very supportive. [ laughter and applause ] hey, lebron want my shampoo . They wont let me on with it. And get this. Its being reported that lebron james 11yearold son already has basketball scholarship offers from duke and kentucky. After hearing this, lebron was like, so i can stop saving for his college . Whew. [ laughter ] thats a relief. [ applause ] some local news here. Yesterday, thousands of people gathered in times square and did yoga to celebrate International Yoga day. Yeah. Yoga in times square. Which explains that new position, downward drunken elmo. [ laughter and applause ] i think hes doing yoga. He might be passed out. Yeah. This is cool. 72 new emojis came out today, and i saw that one of the new emojis is a pregnant woman. Yeah. Apparently its the emoji you get nine months after texting, you up . [ laughter and applause ] hey, if you travel a lot, you know there are a lot of crazy places on airbnb that you can rent out for a night. But im not sure ive ever seen an offer quite like this one before. Take a look at this. By day, sanborn and market gas is a convenience store. But by night, its an airbnb rental. Talking accommodations on the listing, shen says, center to town. Easy freeway access. All you can drink and bring your own air mattress. For just 50 to 90 a night, owner pete shen says it will fulfill any childhood dream of sleeping at a gas station. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy what child dreams of sleeping in a gas station . [ light laughter ] i think thats just a 24hour gas station thats tricking people into working there. Steve yeah. Jimmy really what its like childhood dreams. And finally, last week, we told you about a company in england that was making beer for dogs. Well, now theres a story about a company in denver called apollo peak thats actually making wine for cats. A lot of cats have tried it, and heres what a few of them had to say. This first cat said, ugh, i walked across a laptop keyboard and sent it to my ex. [ laughter and applause ] the next cat said, i just friggin love you, mouse. Youre my best friend. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this last cat said, bad news. I didnt make it to the litter box. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh steve oh jimmy welcome, everybody, thank you so much. We have a great week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, Gordon Ramsay and elle fanning will be here. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy elle and i are going to play game of catchphrase. Steve ooh. Jimmy so be sure to tune in for that. Plus we have music from macklemore and ryan lewis. Itll be fun. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we need to get them to play catchphrase. Steve i hope so. Jimmy thatd be fun. Then later this week, will forte, ellen barkin is going to be here. J. J. Watt and the Avett Brothers will all be dropping in. [ applause ] you dont want to miss it. Its good. But first, weve got a fun show tonight. Were so happy when she stops by. She is talented, she is hilarious, and she always introduces us to a new and delicious dessert. She always comes on and brings something for us. Questlove yeah. Jimmy the most generous person, i love her so much. Whoopi goldberg is joining us tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy funny, funny, funny person. Steve lovely. Jimmy plus, this is very exciting. This young mans life is going to change when he goes number one in the nba draft thursday night. 19yearold basketball phenom ben simmons is on the show. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice guy. And hes back with some more fun experiments. Were going to blow things up. And do something he always does something crazy. Our resident science expert Kevin Delaney is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always something crazy and fun. Liquid nitrogen and things, yeah, its great. Hey, also, neil youngs new album is out this friday. Its called earth. And there will be two neil youngs on the show tonight sitting on a tree stump. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. Cant wait. Guys, it is time to take a look at the story making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of microsoft getting into the weed business. [ light laughter ] they Just Announced that theyre partnering with a a company that makes software to help track marijuana sales. This could change the industry. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of microsoft getting into the weed business. Here we go. Pro, theyve got a new Business Model to replace the old one. Con, a new Search Engine to replace bing. Bong. [ laughter and applause ] bong. Steve bong it. [ bong hit sound ] [ laughter ] just bong it. Jimmy pro, theyre replacing the xbox 360. Con, with the xbox 420. Oh, well that makes sense if you think about it. Steve oh, thatd be good. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy pro, upgrading to microsoft brandnew office programs. Con, microsoft weed, exhale and powerjoint. Well, thats interesting. [ laughter and applause ] pro, putting your computer in sleep mode. Con, it doesnt wake up until 4 00 p. M. The next day. Steve thats true. Jimmy its like [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Jimmy whats up man . Wake and bake it, dude . Steve you wanted to type . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, i want to type. Yeah. Steve are you sure, man . Jimmy yeah, im sure. Steve wait, what . What what did you ask me again . Jimmy i didnt ask you anything. You asked me something. Steve okay, man. Im going back to sleep. [ light laughter ] jimmy pro, microsoft is hoping to provide entertainment for stoners. Con, aka screensavers. Oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy flying toasters, dude steve oh dude i been here for six hours. Jimmy pro, speaking into your Windows Phone and asking cortana, how are you . Con, hearing her response with this are you a cop . You have to tell me if you are a cop. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats interesting. Its the law. Steve its the law, man. Jimmy legally. Steve its the law the weed, man. Jimmy pro, going to a a microsoft shareholders meeting. Con, hearing everyone asking, you share holdin . [ light laughter ] pro, many people think marijuana is a bad fit for microsoft. Con, they think its more of a a gateway drug. [ audience ohs ] steve nice, nice. Come on. [ applause ] hey ladies and gentlemen, mr. Jimmy fallon. [ applause ] gateway drug. Jimmy gateway reference. [ laughter ] steve cut up. Youre slouching. Jimmy and finally, pro, theres already proof microsoft and marijuana work well together. Con, its called xbox. There you go. That is the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more of the tonight show. Thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] todays the day oh look creepy gloves for my feet. When i was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This is nice. Does it come in a california king . Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right . Im gonna buy them. Boom. Ill take them. Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm. Presenting the American Express blue cash everyday card with cash back on purchases. Its all happening. And no annual fee. Here we go cash back on purchases. Backed by the service and security of American Express. Cash back on purchases. Ba da ba ba ba brewmaster. Risktaker. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. 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[ cheers and applause ] one guy sitting on a tree stump thinking about life and the changing seasons while in the way the hours are the same til the morning sun [ cheers and applause ] one guy sitting on a tree stump sitting all alone in the noon day sun looking for the shade of yesterday but its all gone two neil youngs on a tree stump where did the other neil come from came from future back to past to warn your ass [ applause ] the living tree became the giving tree we become one with nature becomes two of me were two neil youngs sitting on a tree stump used to be a tree trunk but look what weve done says the father to his son the leaves on the trees and the leaves in the air that we breathe is gone one of me we dont know dont ask us were both dumb two neil youngs on a tree stump where did the other neil come from i am you you are me love is love [ cheers and applause ] man oh, looks like we missed most of the show. woman and theres no way to restart it. jon bon jovi with directv there is. 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Here to catch us all up on the great thing shes doing is the one and only, ladies and gentlemen, whoopi goldberg. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] neil young. My goodness. Got all excited and stuff. Jimmy im excited that youre here, come on, thank you so much. Im excited im here, too. Im excited to be anywhere that i actually know i am. Jimmy ill take that as a a good thing. You know. Jimmy its a good thing. I think so. Jimmy you always bring me something cool. Thats why i love you dont have to do this but thank you so much. But it makes me happy. Jimmy so give little props to whoever, whatever company. What do we have tonight . This is from a company that my daughter turned me on to for mothers day. Theyre called sugar fina. And every you can have small boxes of candies like this. Can you see . And it comes with you can choose the candies you want. So i brought you one apple pie. Its brilliant. Among other things. But then they also have a a cocktail group. So i brought you that as well. [ applause ] oh, yes, bourbon maple, Maple Bourbon caramel. Two royale cordials. Peach belinis. Cuba libre. Pale ale pints. Champagne gummy bears. Champagne bubbles. Its just fantastic. Jimmy i mean, come on. Im gonna give this to the roots. Yes, you gotta give it to the roots. [ cheers and applause ] theres just all kinds of good stuff here. Jimmy hell distribute it out and i love that you always give props to these people too. Single malt scotch cordial. Yeah, you got to unwind. Here let me show you. [ laughter ] just scratch. Jimmy ah. And sniff. [ laughter ] right . Jimmy youre my best friend. [ laughter ] i love it. Jimmy am i prett am i pretty . [ light laughter ] am i a pretty guy . Yeah. Jimmy thank you. I love you. Wow, thats it has kick to it. Arent they good . Theyre real, they are what they say they are. So, i thought youd like that. Jimmy youre always the coolest. I didnt know if youd seen it. Jimmy look at those shoes. You always wear cool shoes. Yeah, these light up. Look. Jimmy look at that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. Thank you, thats as much as i can do. That was it. Jimmy how many shoes do you have . Do you have a giant collection . I have a giant collection at the show, at the view. And four pair at home. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy was that always your thing or did that just become your thing . It became my thing because everyone on the view was so well dressed when i got there. Everybody had on you know all these sort of designer clothes. Everybody looked really fine. And i just wasnt wearing any of those clothes. They werent me. Jimmy yes. And so i thought, yeah, okay, im a schlub but i should be able to look down and see something fun. So let me see if i can find some good shoes. I went to london and i found some good stuff. Jimmy who are these . These are irregular choice. Theyre a great company. And i love them. I wear a lot of their stuff. Jimmy oh my gosh. Gosh, everything, huh. Thats what im talking about right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did a great thing with the other people in the broadway community. Oh, yes. Listen, rosie perez calls me. And said, whoopi. Whoopi. Shes like, all the guys are doing this whole thing for orlando. [ laughter ] and they want you to come over and sing with them. Could you come . I was like, okay. Jimmy thats a great rosie. So i get there and she goes, oh, my god, i cannot believe you came, im so glad. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats a fantastic rosie perez. I love her. Jimmy yeah, me too. I love her. She said, come over and do this thing. And so im like, okay. And they say youre singing what the world needs now is love sw