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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 472. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. i can feel the energy here. thank you very, very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you're at the show. you are the show. here's what people are talking about here. it's the big "new york times" expose on donald trump that reveals what they fear is some pretty questionable interactions with women. including claims that when trump ran the miss usa pageant, he would frequently rate women's appearances right to their faces while they just stood there. [ light laughter ] which is really sexist. and also pretty much the definition of any beauty pageant. [ cheers and applause ] they kind of -- that's what happens, right? you're the runner up. the article makes the point that donald trump's hired many women to run his businesses and even quotes him as saying, "a good woman is better than ten good men." [ laughter ] and hillary was like, "thanks for the new campaign slogan. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate that. i owe you. thanks, man." meanwhile, a restaurant in lithuania is stirring up controversy by displaying a a mural on its wall that shows donald trump kissing vladimir putin. [ light laughter ] trump said he's not mad that it shows him kissing a man, he's mad that it shows him kissing someone over 40. [ laughter and applause ] "i don't like it. no. take it down. build a different wall. different wall." [ laughter ] bored of the first one. get this, in a recent interview, ben carson suggested that donald trump is considering sarah palin as his running mate. america is like, "hey, if we're going to do this, we might as well do this, right?" [ laughter and applause ] it's not going to happen. let's just go for it, yeah. >> jimmy: ooh, this isn't good here. at the nevada democratic convention. [ light laughter ] democratic convention this weekend, a fight broke out between supporters of hillary clinton and bernie sanders. you should have seen it. there were npr tote bags everywhere. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, this was a nightmare. [ laughter and applause ] sources say it was a close fight but hillary supporters were able to win by 1%. oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] here's a local story. a group of alleged mobsters were just arrested in new york and their nicknames included grandpa, baldy, lazy eye and fat sal. [ laughter ] which are the same nicknames trump gave his possible running mates. [ laughter ] "lazy eye. baldy." let's get to some sports, here. last night was the first game of the nhl's conference final between the san jose sharks and the st. louis blues. and two players got into a a fight. it was pretty unusual. i've never seen this. check this out. >> in front of the bench right here. david backes and joe thornton. both guys grabbing each other's beards. joe saying mine is bigger. david's like mine's growing. >> jimmy: yeah. that's sort of how i imagine lumberjacks saying hello. "hey, how's it going." [ laughter and applause ] pull each others beards. >> brawny! >> jimmy: oh, this is nice here. i saw that carolina panthers quarterback cam newton will star in a new nickelodeon show helping kids achieve their lifelong dreams. or, almost achieve their lifelong dreams but then blow it when the pressure's on. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, hey. oh. >> jimmy: you know you liked that one. [ laughter ] hey, guys, i saw "the angry birds movie" comes out this weekend. yeah, they're saying the birds in the movie are angry because, mostly because the movie didn't come out two years ago. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? really? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: check this out. next "star wars" movie currently filming in ireland. you can tell they're filming "star wars" in ireland when darth vader is, "luke, i am your father and her father and his father and his father, too. these children over here, we had a thing." [ laughter and applause ] this is interesting here. i read that the u.s. currently has the largest number of older workers in history, with 12% saying they don't ever plan on retiring. yeah. here's what a few of them had to say about it. first worker said, "you don't just stop being a forklift operator because you could no longer see or hear properly." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: right. >> jimmy: this next worker said, "i'm not going to let a a little thing like turning 87 keep me from being a -- what am i again? oh, yeah, commercial airline pilot." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this last person said, "screw retiring. i'm still trying to get my job." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh guys, it's monday. we are so happy to be back. we have a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, the one, the only, miley cyrus will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: she's the best. >> jimmy: i love miley cyrus. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: then on wednesday, zac efron will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's got "neighbors 2" coming out. it's good. we're going to play a little game of water war with zac. plus later this week, seth rogen and billy crystal will be joining us. so it's a fun week. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of good people here. but first, joining us tonight, one of the funniest and most talented dudes out there. he and his comedy group the lonely island have a big new movie coming out the first week of june called "popstar: never stop never stopping." [ light laughter ] that's the name of the film. "popstar: never stop never stopping." andy samberg is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: andy! >> jimmy: we love andy. andy and i are going to play a a game of catchphrase later with a couple of awesome special guests. so stick around for that. plus, we have supermodel gigi hadid is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] how fun. and we've got some good music from the kills, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we're excited. as i said, andy samberg is here today. his new movie "popstar: never stop never stopping" comes out. it never stops coming out june -- >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] it's never stops never stopping. >> jimmy: june 3rd is when it never stops never stops. so earlier today, me, the roots and the guys from lonely island got together and went on a a boat. well, sort of. our boat just happened to have some classroom instruments in it. check this out. ♪ ♪ aw shirts get the towels ready it's about to go down everybody in the place hit the funky deck ♪ ♪ but stay on your monkey funky toes ♪ ♪ oh i'm on a boat i'm on a boat everybody look at me because i'm sailing on a boat ♪ ♪ oh i'm on a boat i'm on a boat ♪ take a good hard look at the mother hunking boat ♪ ♪ i'm on a boat -- take a look at me straight floating on the boat on the deep blue sea ♪ busting five knots wind whipping out my coat you can't stop me -- 'cause i'm on a boat ♪ ♪ take a picture trick i'm on a boat rick we drinking santana champ cause it's so crisp ♪ ♪ i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppys ♪ ♪ i'm flipping burgers you at kinko's straight flipping copies ♪ ♪ i'm ridin on a dolphin doing flips and tricks the dolphin's splashing getting everybody all wet ♪ ♪ but this ain't sea world this is real as it gets i'm on a boat mommy daddy don't you ever forget ♪ ♪ i'm on a boat and it's going fast and i got a nautical theme pashmina afghan ♪ ♪ i'm the king of the world on a boat like leo if you're on the shore then you sure not me oh ♪ ♪ get the hunk up this boat is real ♪ ♪ i'm on a boat micky dicky eff trees i climb buoys micky dicky ♪ ♪ i'm on the deck with my boys micky dicky the boat engine make noise micky dicky ♪ ♪ hey ma if you could see me see me now ♪ ♪ arms spread wide on the starboard bow starboard bow ♪ ♪ gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow like kevin garnett anything is possible ♪ ♪ i'd never thought i'd be on a boat let's go it's a big blue watery road poseidon look at me ♪ ♪ i never thought i'd see the day with a big boat coming my way ♪ ♪ believe me when i say i [ bleep ] a mermaid ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ i'm on a boat i'm on a boat everybody look at me cause i'm sailing on a boat ♪ ♪ i'm on a boat i'm on a boat take a good hard look at the mother hunking boat ♪ [ cheers applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to the lonely island. stick around. we'll be right back with andy samberg. 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: comedy handsome, yeah. thank you for doing that classroom instruments bit with us. you and the boys. >> thanks for having us. tariq got a little dirty in there i saw. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry about that. tariq, yeah, he goes off script sometimes. he was laughing because there's a lot of mfs in that song. we had to clean it up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we cleaned it up, which is good. >> did you hear the mickey fickies? >> jimmy: that's making me laugh, because i never heard that as a substitute for the other word. >> on basic cable in the bay area growing up, they would play "do the right thing," the classic film, and they would have to clean it up for, you know, regs tel. regs tel. >> jimmy: regular television? >> regular television. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: regs tel. >> the one we always remembered and quoted was radio raheem trying to get his battery scene, and there's a lot of mf-ers in that scene, but they changed it to, "d, mickey-ficky, d." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the shop owner guy's like, "mickey-ficky you." [ laughter ] mickey-ficky me, mickey-ficky you. we were always imagining spike lee at home watching it just crying, like "wahh!" >> jimmy: "what did they do to my movie?" >> "my masterpiece!" >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i got to say, speaking of a a masterpiece, i loved "popstar." >> thanks. >> jimmy: i loved this movie so much. it's my favorite movie i've seen this year. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it is jam packed with comedy. from the beginning to the end, you can't fit anymore comedy. and it's not one of those movies where it goes on a a little bit too long. it's perfect. it's a perfect amount of movie. you go, "i want more of this." >> i love you. >> jimmy: no, i swear it was every single thing. if you love any lonely island songs or any of that stuff. it is basically you're in a boy band called the style boys. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you had some hits. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and then your character goes solo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because he started getting a little bit too much attention, a little big headed maybe. >> yeah. i mean, a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. there's so many cameos and funny people. i don't want to ruin anything for anybody. you go -- conner4real is your name. >> yeah, my character's name is conner4real. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was conner at one point. >> well, his actual name is conner friel, f-r-i-e-l. [ light laughter ] and he was like, "hold up, i got an idea. conner4real." >> jimmy: connor4real. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so he's conner, the number four, real. and you go solo and try to launch this record called "connquest," right? >> right, c-o-n-n, conner. >> jimmy: yeah, so there's -- i'm telling you, there's a a thousand jokes in this movie. how many songs did you record for this? >> we recorded -- there's like 28 tracks on the soundtrack, but we only used like 15 in the movie. so there's a ton of extra stuff on the album. >> jimmy: it's like the best. like the funniest music videos. if you like "i'm on a boat," any of that stuff, "d" in a a "b." >> you can say box. >> jimmy: i could say box, but i don't want -- [ laughter ] tim meadows, before i forget. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because man, oh, man, is he funny. he's your manager. >> he plays my manager, yeah. >> jimmy: and you said he was in the band tony, toni, tone. >> tony. >> jimmy: yeah, and he was another, an extra -- [ laughter ] >> tony, toni, tone, tony. >> jimmy: he's an extra tony. tony with a question mark at the end. and so it's tony, toni, tone >> tony? >> jimmy: tony? [ laughter ] and he was thrown out. >> and he disagreed, so yeah, they kicked him out. >> jimmy: it's a thousand jokes. this one, i don't know if we -- well, i can't talk about it but you're getting swamped at a a limousine and you're getting in an argument. i can't really get into it, right? >> it's pretty inappropriate. >> jimmy: it's pretty inappropriate. [ light laughter ] but i can talk about it now and then we won't air it. >> all right, you can cut it out? >> jimmy: yeah. there's a scene where like -- [ cheers ] we have to know, we have to know. it really made me laugh. it's you and akiva getting in an argument. like, you changed. no, i didn't. and like, these fans are coming up to your limousine, and you can see them on the other side of the glass, and this girl picks her shirt up and then he's like, "what is that?" you're like, "yeah, that's what my life is dude." [ laughter ] you don't know what my life -- and as you're doing this, a man comes down and pulls -- [ laughter ] and you don't realize it, but you keep pointing at it. you're like, "this is what i'm all about. 24/7, man." [ laughter and applause ] dude, i lost it. i've never seen anything like that. it gets crazier from there. >> it was an interesting shoot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was definitely an interesting shoot. and you guys have been out doing all this press for the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you brought something tonight that's a a surprise for our audience. >> yes. so lonely island kind of made a a little gift for you, actually. you know, they put you on these press tours, you go like, state to state, and you go to colleges and you do junket days. and we were like, we need something to sort of keep our sparks flying a little. something exciting to do during the interviews. so we turned it into a game where we would try and mention you as much as possible without anyone sort of knowing that's what we were doing. because i knew i was coming here at the end of everything, and then i can show it to you. so we put it together. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? this is awesome. >> these are all real. these are all different interviews. each one's different. >> jimmy: i'm freaking out. all right, lonely island's here. check this out. >> when we'd be writing, we'd always say, you know, it's like, jimmy fallon always says, "if you think it, put it in the show." >> you know what jimmy fallon says, he always says, "truth is stranger than not truth." >> it's a weird way of phrasing it, but that's jimmy. >> jimmy fallon has this saying, which is, "never [ bleep ] on a volcano." >> he always says, "yeah, yeah, yeah." >> you know what jimmy fallon says? "you ask for the job you want in tracksuits." >> i haven't heard him say that. >> he says it a lot. >> yeah, he says it a lot. >> well, jimmy fallon always says, "wavelengths are like earth, everybody's on the same one." [ laughter ] >> i believe it was jimmy fallon who said, "never look a gift whale in the mouth." >> yeah, which we immediately tried to correct him on, but he was not happy. >> yeah, he was furious. >> there's no such thing as a a gift whale. >> you know, it's like jimmy fallon always says, [ speaking foreign language ] [ laughter ] >> like jimmy fallon always says, you know, "you can't teach a horse to read braille." and we try to live by that. >> it's like jimmy fallon always says, "always wear your beanie like a smurf." >> it's like jimmy fallon always says, "potato potato." >> jimmy fallon says that? >> [ speaking foreign language ] andy samberg. >> yo soy jimmy fallon? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did it! >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you do that? how did you do that? ♪ >> it makes perfect sense. in context -- >> jimmy: i'm honored. >> in context, it makes perfect sense. >> jimmy: i'm honored. i want to show a clip of the film, here, and this is one of -- there's so many funny scenes, i'm telling you. it is unbelievably jam packed with comedy, but this is the one where you're trying to get like, good press almost. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you're getting engaged to your girlfriend. her name is -- >> ashley wednesday. she's a big movie star. she's in like, y.a. franchise called "cube theorum." >> jimmy: "cube theorum?" >> "cube theorum." it's like "hunger games," "maze runner," "cube theorum." [ laughter ] and my character conner's been getting some bad press, so he kind of wants to turn public opinion, so he decides to very publicly propose. and one thing that we learn about her is that her spirit animal is a wolf. so he tries to sort of play into that. >> jimmy: well also, can i say seal's in this. >> oh yeah, my character conner, also got seal to perform at the proposal. >> jimmy: and the wolves may or may not enjoy it. here's a clip. it's "popstar: never stop never stopping" in theaters friday, june 3rd. check this out. >> can we get the wolves to be more quiet? >> no. >> ashley wednesday, will you marry me? ♪ please freaking say yes girl ♪ >> yes! yes. >> the wolves are loose! >> okay. oh, god. run! run! >> jesus, we've got wild animals -- >> get out! >> seal, come on, hurry. are you okay? >> i'm fine. >> [ bleep ] oh, seal! [ bleep ] >> come on. [ wolf howling ] oh, my god! you got him, dude. >> don't worry, i've never been in this situation before. how do you think i got these scars? >> from wolves? >> now let's get out of here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: seal is fantastic. >> he's so good. >> jimmy: everybody's fantastic. andy samberg. "popstar." you got to check it out. [ cheers and applause ] want to stick around and play a a game? >> i would love that. >> jimmy: andy samberg and i are playing "catchphrase" with two special guests after the break. stick around, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] yeah, we good? >> all ready? >> jimmy: yeah, all ready. that's what's up. this is how the game works. andy, you're going to start the game by pressing start on this buzzer. then drawing a clue from the top of the pile. you get your teammate gigi who guesses the clue as quickly as possible. then, hand the buzzard off to the person on your right. you can make any physical gesture, say anything. you can't say any word in the actual clue. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. >> okay. >> jimmy: a lot of instructions. >> any gesture, any word but the clue. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, you can do whatever you want. you can say the clue if you want. >> okay, great! >> jimmy: i'll let you slide. the first to win two rounds wins the game. let's take our positions. andy, you go over here. bryce, you go over here. oh, bryce, that's gigi. gigi, bryce. whoa, okay. first team to win two rounds wins the game. here we go. andy, why don't -- >> i just want to say, this is so fun, man. so great to be here with you guys. i don't care who wins. >> i do. >> jimmy: yeah, we do. yeah, we care. >> andy, you have to care. >> alright, lets [bleep] do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, you start, buddy. hit the buzzer and go for it. >> i hit it and snag a thingy. >> jimmy: yes, go for it. >> beyonce's last record is called. >> lemonade. >> boom. >> jimmy: oh my god. fantastic. >> what they use for custard. >> no. >> jimmy: microphone. >> but then he throws it on the ground. >> jimmy: drop the mike. boom. >> jimmy: was that it? >> you got it. >> jimmy: okay. >> what's another word for new york? it's a fruit. >> the big apple. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, this is a type of stretching downward dog -- >> yoga. >> jimmy: yeah, but it's not cold. >> pilates. hot yoga. >> jimmy: yes, how did you get hot yoga, that's awesome. >> when you make the drums with your mouth, you do -- >> beatbox. >> yes. >> you put this around like trophies and stuff so they don't break when shipping items. >> bubble wrap. >> boom. >> okay, it has the yellow icon. it's not -- >> jimmy: yay! [ cheers ] >> i thought it would be tied. >> jimmy: what do you put around trophies, dude? [ laughter ] we got it. >> jimmy: no, you just lost one point. calm down. >> oh, okay, sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gosh. it's 2-2. >> wait, wait, wait, you lose if it's on you? >> jimmy: of course. >> then i'm going to take forever on my question. ♪ turn back time >> it already happened, dude. >> jimmy: what do you wrap around trophies when you ship them? what do you wrap around trophies when you ship them? >> bacon. >> cher apparently. >> jimmy: here we go. gigi, you start off on this one. >> i can press start? >> jimmy: yeah, you press and start this one off. here we go. bryce if we do this again buddy, we're champs. >> okay, it's top, it's a a noodle. >> ramen. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, this is zayne's big hit song. >> pop star. >> when you have a little accident with your car you bump into the back, it's a -- >> fender bump, fender bender! >> yes. >> camp fire, what you eat at a a camp fire. >> jimmy: marshmallows. >> yes. >> um, um. um. >> jimmy: roasted marshmallows? >> they play -- it's an instrument with a thing. it's has thing and you like -- [ light laughter ] >> bagpipes? >> yes! that's right. >> what? >> jimmy: okay, at the big dance in high school -- >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> yes! >> what was it? >> jimmy: it was prom queen. >> i didn't go to high school so, i wouldn't know anyways. >> jimmy: what do you wrap around trophies when you send them to each other? hey, we got it, we got it. >> jimmy: dude, it's like looking in a mirror. it's like looking in a mirror. >> unreal. >> jimmy: i don't own one trophy. >> who is it that asks you to prom? prom queen. >> jimmy: ready for this? here we go. >> hottest cheerleader. >> jimmy: we have similar lines in our apartment. here we go. whoever wins this wins the whole she bang. >> andy? >> yeah. >> focus. >> you got me. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, bryce, we can do this. oh, a song from "rocky 3" by the band survivor. >> oh, my gosh. "eye of the tiger." >> jimmy: yes, that's exactly what it is. my, man! >> when you type a word and -- >> auto-correct. >> yes. >> jimmy: "eye of the tiger," come on. >> oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] are you kidding me? oh, man. >> jimmy: just go for it, man. we gotta win this! >> can i pass? >> take a lap. >> jimmy: no, do it! >> i don't even know. i don't know. that's terrible. i have no idea. i have no idea. >> jimmy: you have no clue? >> i have no clue. action? >> no, it's an animal. >> jimmy: is it a dog? >> a dam. they build dams. >> jimmy: a beaver. >> boom. >> what the? >> jimmy: yes, we did it! the buzzer. he's in, he's in. he did it on purpose. he did it on purpose. he wasted the clock. i'm so happy. our thanks to andy samberg, gigi hadid, bryce harper. you're a smart dude. more "tonight show" after the break. gigi, that was so close. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and here we have 1893, from the makers of pepsi cola. i'm gonna smell it. i'm just gonna take one small sip... kinda seemed like more than a sip. 1893. bloldly blended colas. new premium carved turkey at subway. it's oven-roasted just right ... sliced thick, tender, juicy, just the way you like it. and it tastes even better with fresh veggies and applewood smoked bacon ... our new carved turkey and bacon sandwich. subway. fresh is what we do. man, it's like pure power at your finger tips. like the power to earn allstate reward points, every time i drive. ...want my number? and cash back for driving safe. and the power to automatically find your car... i see you car! and i got the power to know who's coming and when if i break down. ...you must be gerry. hey... in means getting more from your car insurance with the all-powerful drivewise app. it's good to be in, good hands. versus the lube strip. with a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40% less friction. it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. sorry, lube strip. schick hydro®. free your skin®. only one network gives you more than just great coverage. it's t-mobile! only t-mobile's lets you stream video and music - for free! and we doubled our lte coverage in the last year. the other guys can't say that! we got you covered. ♪ ♪ starbucks® cold brew coffee. available in original black. and now with house-made vanilla sweet cream. smooth meets sweet. in stores now. only at starbucks. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an international supermodel who has graced the cover of ten "vogue" magazines around the world. she's going to host the iheartradio much music video awards on june 19th, and she's collaborating on a brand-new collection for tommy hilfiger, which will be released this fall. we'll talk to her about that. the very lovely, please welcome gigi hadid, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> hello. >> jimmy: i think we might have maybe lost that. even though we celebrated -- >> i didn't hear the second part of the clue, so i feel like we won. >> jimmy: no, there was a lot of problems. first of all, well, it wasn't just -- maybe bryce thought if you just get one word -- [ laughter ] >> i'm so competitive, like i didn't know if i was going to come do the interview. >> jimmy: oh, me too, please. at one point -- >> i'm kind of pissed. >> jimmy: well, it wasn't just beaver, it was eager beaver. >> so we won? >> jimmy: yeah, so we didn't get that one. but i thought maybe bryce, he lives on his own, you know, his own rules. and so i think he thought that if i just got even remotely one -- >> he was just on to the next. that's fine. >> jimmy: well, also he said, "what do you eat around a a campfire?" and i said, "marshmallows?" >> i was screaming. >> jimmy: yeah, well he said, "what do you eat at a a campfire?" i said, "marshmallows." turns out i was kind of right. >> s'mores. >> jimmy: it was s'mores, but -- >> bryce! >> jimmy: it was one of the ingredients. one of the ingredients. judges. [ laughter ] no, the judges said -- >> i feel like you have to like, check his sportsmanship. >> jimmy: we were way off from winning. [ light laughter ] i can't believe -- >> does that mean i won? >> jimmy: yeah, you and andy won. >> thank you. andy? where's andy? ♪ >> jimmy: oh man, i got to have bryce back. we got to play again and really understand the rules. >> my adrenaline is running so high right now. like, i'm trying to sit still and it's really hard. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate it. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: oh please, please, please. i have a lot to talk to you about. one, is you're doing your own line, your fashion line with tommy hilfiger. >> it's crazy. i started designing the line almost a year ago, so now it's like, i'm kind of over it -- no, i'm kidding, i'm not over it. i'm just really excited. i want people to see it and like, wear it, and i'm just so excited. >> jimmy: when does it come out? when can we see it? >> so it's out september of this year, and it's going to be in the show, in tommy hilfiger's show at new york fashion week, and you're going to be able to buy it right after the show, so we're speeding it up a little bit. >> jimmy: this is a giant thing. this is pretty major. this is as big as it gets, really. >> it's crazy. like, i have so much respect for the artists and the designers that i work with that i don't want to call myself a a designer. i just wanted to make clothes for people that follow me and for fans of tommy hilfigrr that, you know, it kind of brings the east coast and west coast together. so i'm really excited. >> jimmy: you're very young. i mean, you're 21, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, happy birthday. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, you just had a a big birthday. yeah, 21. >> yeah, we can have tequila after this if you want, if you're that kind of -- >> jimmy: sure, uh -- >> i can say that. it's the first time i've ever talked about it on tv. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember those days. yeah, yeah. i'm much older now. but what did you do -- what do you do for 21? >> so actually, on my actual birthday, i spent at the beach with my family. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> yeah. and so i actually didn't drink on my 21st birthday. but, the week later i went to vegas, and -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and my boyfriend taught me how to play -- >> jimmy: that just comes on the plane out there. >> you have to do it. you have to do vegas on your 21st birthday. my boyfriend taught me how to play poker the night before i went to vegas, so i won $400. very excited. >> jimmy: did you really? >> on a $15 poker table. i thought that was pretty good. or blackjack. it was blackjack. [ laughter ] i'm nervous. like, i'm talking about the wrong game. yeah, it was blackjack. >> jimmy: so it's blackjack, not poker. >> it was blackjack. >> jimmy: that is a type of poker, yeah? >> is it? >> jimmy: no. sorry. we don't belong at a casino. >> we're just gonna stay here. >> jimmy: we may be the worst people to go to a casino. i just play slot machines with my parents. >> perfect. >> jimmy: i don't know what is the difference even. blackjack and poker. poker's five cards, no? and you hold it. >> blackjack's 21. >> jimmy: oh yeah, i'm good at 21. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, like i can play right now. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: ready for this? >> want to play? >> jimmy: ready? yeah, here's your cards. you got a ten and a three. >> hit me. >> jimmy: there you go, you busted. [ laughter ] 400 bucks, pal. this is the best. i like playing with you. >> this is a $400 table? >> jimmy: want to go double or nothing? >> okay, yeah, sure. let's do it. >> jimmy: you can do this all night, man, yeah. i'm not a good gambler either. so i'm glad. did you get it out of your system? >> no. >> jimmy: no, really? >> i'm just not going to go back to vegas. i'll stick with monopoly or something. >> jimmy: yeah, fake gambling. yeah, don't do that. you got this big line coming out. that will be exciting. but 21, it's a big, big, big thing for you. and we were talking about what can we do to celebrate your birthday. and i didn't want to do a shot, but i have a motto here that you said. you said, "eat clean to stay fit. eat a burger to stay sane." >> yeah, it's something i go by religiously in my life. >> jimmy: i love that. but then you think that you found the best burger place. >> yeah, so my best friend and i moved to new york, well, she wasn't my best friend yet, she was from australia. we moved to new york the same week and met. and we decided we were going to try a new burger every week and find the best burger in new york. so my first year in new york, that's what i did. >> jimmy: and do you think you found the best one? >> it's j.g. melon's uptown. >> jimmy: j.g. melon, you snapchatted it yesterday. >> last night. i had it for dinner last night. >> jimmy: yeah, and so we got two burgers from j.g. melon right here, and i figured -- [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! >> jimmy: what do you get on it? what's your go to juicy, heavy burger? >> the thing about j.g. mellon is they're just like, super simple. you know, they just don't try too hard, and it's so good. so it comes with all the veggies. i don't do tomatoes. >> jimmy: veggies. yeah, i guess. >> i don't do tomatoes. >> jimmy: i don't know if i'd call them veggies if they're on a burger. >> is that what we're doing? >> jimmy: that's what we're doing now. happy birthday, doll. >> thank you. 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[ cheers and applause ] plus, josh gad, anthony bordain and mario batali, will all be joining us. it will be great. our next guest will release their long awaited fifth album, "ash and ice," on june 3rd. performing, "doing it to death", give it up for the kills. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ okay, ready? whoa! [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. ♪ get america's fastest internet. only from xfinity. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to andy samberg, the lonely island, gigi hadid, bryce harper, the kills. [ cheers and applause ] the kills. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kiefer sutherland. from "race," actress carice van houten. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? 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