[ light laughter ] you know that list of side effects at the end of a pharmaceutical ad . He apparently has all of them. [ laughter ] he said among other things that there were very fine people on both sides of the events in charlottesville. He asked if people on the left have any guilt that the White Supremacists became violent and then he said this many of those people were there to protest the taking down of the statue of robert e. Lee. So this week its robert e. Lee. I notice that stonewall jacksons coming down. I wonder, is it George Washington next week . And is it Thomas Jefferson the week after . You know, you you really do have to ask yourself, where does it stop . Seth where does it stop . [ light laughter ] buddy, weve been asking ourselves that question since january. [ cheers and applause ] normally when someone is talking, that level of crazy, batman crashes through the ceiling and punches him. [ laughter ] trump is like a bad waitress in a crappy diner who is trying to get fired so she can go to a concert. Heres a picture of general john kelly, his new chief of staff, during this press conference. [ audience oohs ] look at that guy. Trump is so fully out of his mind, he broke a general. [ light laughter ] that guys been in wars. Congress, isnt this enough . Cut bait on the president. Its time to let this crazy bitch go to the concert [ cheers and applause ] this has been breaking crazy. Seth President Trump last night, made his first visit to manhattan since his inauguration. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton visited three manhattans and a bud light. [ laughter ] [ slurring ] i won the popular by three million votes. [ laughter ] the latest gallup poll found that President Trumps Approval Rating with republicans has dropped three points in the last week. But hes Still Holding steady with angry mobs, 1835. [ light laughter ] President Trump tweeted yesterday that he was returning to work in washington to focus on military and trade. Though its a little scary that he wants to do both at the same time. [ light laughter ] in a new interview, former White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci said that he recently realized his signature sunglasses were made for women. Not only that, but his suit is actually a childs halloween costume. [ laughter and applause ] the Media Coverage of this weekends charlottesville riots focused primarily on the organizer of the white supremacist march and those who instigated violence, as it should have. But those headlines overshadowed some heroes who have emerged in the wake of these events, and we want to take a moment to recognize them in a segment called give em a medal. [ cheers and applause ] seth we begin with this Virginia StatePolice Officer who was photographed surrounded by White Supremacists. He deserves a medal for being so committed to free speech that hes willing to protect the worst possible speech. And for facing more white walkers than jon snow, give him a medal [ laughter and applause ] the riots this weekend were sparked by the city of charlottesvilles decision to take down a confederate statue. So up next is this guy, who was seen in charlottesville a month ago, with this sign. [ light laughter ] politicians in the media keep talking in circles about this thing, but that guy boiled it down to two and half words. Give him a medal. [ cheers and applause ] incidentally incidentally, [ bleep ] yo statue is the trumps administrations official policy on immigration. [ laughter ] while were talking about signs, this one was seen at protest in new york last night. Thats a mime holding a sign that says always speak out against bigotry. [ light laughter ] hey, President Trump, its not great when a mime is more outspoken about racism than you are. By the way, this is how bad things have gotten were taking the side of a mime. Give her a medal. [ cheers and applause ] also seen at the antitrump protest in new york last night were these heroes. I cant believe those women had the patience to stand in a party city long enough for an employee to fill all those balloons. [ laughter ] theres enough helium in there to do a Jared Kushner impression for a week. [ light laughter ] also, i cant believe they found an insult to combine trumps favorite thing, gold, with his least favorite thing, reading. Give em a medal [ cheers and applause ] and finally, the guy who organized this weekends White Supremacy march tried to give give a statement to the press on sunday, but got chased away by counter protesters. Take a look. [ yelling ] seth no matter where you turn for the last three days, there were headlines and news footage displaying the worst impulses of humanity. And then for one brief moment one brief shining moment, there was this. A white supremacist who seemed to be saying, does anyone know the way out of these flowers . [ light laughter ] give those flower a medal. This has been give em a medal. [ cheers and applause ] seth a man in sweden encountered a rare white moose on friday. A white moose is just like a regular moose, except it loves frasier. [ light laughter ] that was my favorite of all the jokes. [ laughter ] a joke that was designed not to work, because we showed a picture of the white moose. So we knew that wasnt the only difference. We knew the difference was that moose was white. [ light laughter ] but i still, i really i really wanted to hammer home how much white people like frasier. If you leave with anything today, because i know, the president , hes not good at his job, but if you leave with anything white people love frasier. [ laughter ] police in florida are searching for a man who pulled an axe on a store clerk after he was asked for his i. D. Police described the suspect as the guy carrying an axe. [ laughter ] airbnb is reportedly banning permanently banning White Supremacists from making reservations on the site, because they keep cutting eye holes in their hosts sheets. [ light laughter ] cant get em back after the frasier joke. [ laughter ] in alabama woman missing for nearly a month said she was able to survive in the woods on mushrooms. Said officials, maam, you were out there for 45 minutes. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, yeah. 45 days. Also, i can see sounds now. And finally, taco bell has announced that it will soon launch the naked egg taco, a breakfast taco that uses a fried egg as its shell. Coincidentally, naked egg is also your body type, if you eat breakfast at taco bell. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of the new film, logan lucky. One of our favorites, adam driver, is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he is the star of nbcs new show, marlon. Marlon wayans is joining us, everybody [ cheers and applause ] and hes a fantastic guy, hes hilarious, hes the star of comedy central, the president show. Anthony atamanuik is here [ cheers and applause ] talk to him about what its like to play President Trump. Now as we all know, as weve discussed here, violent riots erupted in charlottesville, virginia, this weekend. Here to talk about it is one of our writers, amber ruffin. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Seth hey, how are you, amber . Hey, im all right. Hey, seth. Hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, now i i planned on coming out here tonight to talk about charlottesville and trumps crazy press conference. I was going to tell everybody to take a stand, to not be discouraged, and to keep up the fight. And i truly believe that. But its just too much right now. I have a lot on my race plate. Seth yeah, im sure its very hard. It is, and i bet a lot of minorities feel the same way. Seth and what way is that . Tired, but in a black way. Weary. Tired of people acting like racism is new. Tired of people telling me to see things from both sides. Tired of people asking me if im related to the bachelorette just cause shes black. Seth and youre not. Second cousins, but thats not the point. [ laughter ] black people are coping with a lot right now. But its not a sprint, its a marathon. And its important to take care of yourself. So, you know what . Instead, im going to take you to some place new. Seth what . Where are we going . To my safe space. Come on seth all right. Lets do it [ cheers and applause ] a safe space . Yep, a safe space is a place you can go to where its safe to do whatever you want. You can just be yourself. And no ones going to say or do anything that makes you uncomfortable. Its kind of like facebook after you unfriend all the people from your hometown. [ light laughter ] welcome to my safe space. Seth whoa. And youre allowed to have this here . I am, since i told everyone its yours. [ light laughter ] seth and they believed you . Well they said, seth wanted a poster of Maxine Waters . And i said, why wouldnt he . And they didnt argue. [ light laughter ] being black in america is tough, and people shouldnt be afraid to take the time they need to stay strong. Seth so, now that were here, are you upset about [ garbled speech ] wait, why cant i say it . cause this is my safe space. It wont let you say it. Theres a lot of things you cant do in here. Here, try to touch my hair. Seth okay. [ laughter ] [ electricity crackling ] whoa. Yeah. Margarita . Seth yeah. Are margaritas a black thing . No. Margaritas are an amber thing. Not all black people have the same safe space, and not everything in here is a black thing. Look, heres a coaster of chris evans. [ laughter ] seth thats chris pine. Chris something, hes cute. [ light laughter ] seth i mean, this is great. I wish i had a safe space. Seth, youre white. You have a safe space, its called america. This is where i can say and do things that i cant when white people are around. Like this. Sometimes instead of ask, i say axe [ light laughter ] its fun, try it. Seth try what . Yelling something you wouldnt yell in front of black people. Seth oh, i dont know. Come on. Seth okay. I think al sharpton is a bit much [ laughter ] we all do. [ laughter ] seth, what do you think of my safe space . Seth well, this is fun. But it kind of just feels like chillin out. It is, but for black people it has become very hard to find a place where you can just chill out. Every day theres another tragedy, another hate crime. Another shooting. Another public mispronunciation of a black name. And you need a place where you can come to, to deal with it. Seth and you need that at work . Yeah. The other day i read a headline about a little girl who got kicked out of school for having an afro. And it hit me really hard, but when i came into the office, no one had even heard the story. They were seeing who could remember how to do the macarena. So, i came in here, dealt with my feelings, went back to the office and told them that it was this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. Seth hey, macarena. [ light laughter ] sorry, im a little tipsy. Its your first one. Seth its your first one. Sorry, i just such a stressful weekend. With all those neonapkins. Sorry, i was trying to say neonapkins. Hey whats happening . You cant say the word you wanted to say in here. Seth oh, my goodness. Let me try another one. White supermarkets. [ laughter ] you cant say that either. Seth okay, one more. Adolf hilfiger. [ laughter ] thats great. Safe spaces give you the energy you need to deal with the worlds bull[ bleep ]. I look around at my heroes and the loves of my life [ laughter ] and i know that im not alone. And if they can do it, so can i. Seth wow, and you get all that from your safe space . Yup. Why cant the Big Bang Theory have just one black character . Seth when we have rappers on the show, i always worry im going to shake their hands wrong. [ laughter ] i never watched the wire. Seth ive watched the wire five times, and its the first thing i tell black people. [ laughter ] i dont like rachel dolezal, but i would let her do my hair. Seth i dont recognize three of the women in these posters. [ laughter ] all right, im recharged. Lets bounce. Bounce means leave and bounce. Seth so, are you ready to talk about last weekend now . Yeah, it makes me sick. How are we supposed to cope with all this [ bleep ] . Everyday its some new you know what . I think i might need some more time in my safe space. Okay. Seth well be right back with more late night [ cheers and applause ] maxine you aint gonna believe this [ cheers and applause ] whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30 dollars. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. And now get zero down on the hottest smart phone brands like samsung galaxy. More reasons why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. While other Insurance Companies just see a truck, we see something youve worked really hard for. So why not give it the protection it deserves. Take an extra 20 kohls off your purchase. Sale get the gear. Win the school year. Graphic tees are 10. 39. Young mens baseball tees are also only 10. 39 and juniors plaid wovens are 11. 99 plus get kohls cash too. Game on. Kohls. Get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. Ultimate freshness. With every move. The more you move, the more it works. Degree, it wont let you down. boy and these are the lungs. class ewwww boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. mom honey, honey, honey, honey vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get 0 apr financing for 63 months on all new 2017 Subaru Legacy models. Now through august 31st. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] and back with us tonight on drums from the grammynominated rock band stone sour, whose new album hydrograd hit number one in the u. S. When released this summer, roy mayorga, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing . Seth you know our first guest tonight from his work on the hit hbo series girls and in such films as this is where i leave you and star wars the force awakens. He stars alongside Channing Tatum in the new film logan lucky which is in theaters friday. Lets take a look. The last time you said that word to me, i ended up getting sent down for six months. It was juvie. I was 13. And you were supposed to be the lookout, now, werent you . Being that i was your kid brother, i let you lead me into trouble with all your crazy cauliflower plans. My life of crime is over. Seth please welcome back to the show, adam driver, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. Oh, thanks for having me. Seth so happy youre here. Happy to be here. Seth i want to talk about the film, but i also want to congratulate you on the culmination of girls. The fact that it came to a close. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth just a fantastic show that i love show much. Thanks. Seth did you when girls wrapped up, did you take anything . Did you take any mementos from the set . Sweat pants. Seth you took sweat pants . Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] that was it. That was it. Those are the only thing, sweat pants. Seth yeah. I guess girls doesnt have a lot of stuff that isnt already in peoples apartments. [ laughter ] well, theres, like, a particular pair of sweat pants that i wore from the first season where we had to be naked a lot during shows. Seth uhhuh. So i would always wear these sweat pants. Seth yeah. And none of my sweat pants fit me, so i just took them. Seth wow. Yeah. Seth thats and no one minded . I dont think they cared. Seth yeah. I guess if youve been wearing them for seven years, they were probably like, you can you have the sweat pants. [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah, we dont want them. Seth ive talked to other cast members on the show, and because the show was about characters who were so open about their sexuality, and then that was what was expressed in the show so often, that people were very comfortable to come up and talk to them about their own stuff. Oh, yeah. Seth did that happen with you . It did, yeah. I remember being on the subway and someone theres a scene where well, i wont give away the scene. But the guy said, i know what, you pee on her in the shower. I do that with my girlfriend all the time. [ laughter ] and his girlfriend was with her and shes like, mijo, shut up [ laughter ] it was at the train stop, thats how i remember. I was getting a metro card. [ bleep ] on some other guy. Seth but now, of course, you play Something Else that probably even more people have seen. Im going to say more people have seen star wars. Okay. Seth im going to go i think a lot of people watch girls, but i think star wars does a little better with people. [ laughter ] for just total number of eyeballs. But so kylo ren youre a very likable guy but you play a character, obviously, who is very villainous. You know, for people who havent seen it, you kill a very lovable character in the star wars canon. Have people approached you about that . Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i guess when you put it all together like youre doing, im like, yeah, theres a lot of awkward moments. [ laughter ] mostly like children, small children will be sad about it or airline stewardesses. Seth uhhuh. [ laughter ] do children engage with you . Do they ever i dont know why i compared those two. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i just in the list of my mind itd be construction workers seth there you go. Now you fixed it. Yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] what was your question, again . Seth do children ever ask you about it . I mean, they must be fascinated to run into some i mostly hear from friends of mine, like, when my kid was watching it, they said, why . You know . Seth yeah. Things like that. Like, why . Thats fair question for a kid to ask. Yeah, why would he do that . This is seth yeah. Because its patricide. Seth right, i guess patricides a tough thing for a father to explain to his kids. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth you probably just say, well, i dont know why he did it but you should never do it. [ laughter ] right. But its