Moonlight won the oscar for best picture last night after the award was mistakenly presented to la la land due to an envelope mixup. Yet another embarrassing defeat for perennial loser ryan gosling. [ laughter ] thats right, moonlight won best picture last night at the academy awards. While the award for most pictures went to gary from chicago. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for gary, everybody. President trump today once again denied any ties to moscow, saying he hasnt called russia in ten years. But that doesnt mean he hasnt texted. [ laughter ] President Trump today said, quote, nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. I knew, said a woman punching a tree in the woods. [ laughter ] White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer recently checked his aides cell phones to ensure they werent communicating with reporters and leaking information to the press. And while he didnt find the leaker, he did learn hes in everyones phone as, hungover peyton manning. [ laughter ] ate too much papa johns. A new study has been published providing more evidence that straight women have fewer orgasms than men during sex. Still no word why that study was stuck on my fridge. [ laughter ] really passive aggressive, i thought. Today was National Kahlua day. Celebrate by having a White Russian interfere with your election. [ laughter ] a new Study Suggests that not all psychopaths are bad. Thank you, said people who pour the milk in before the cereal. An orange alligator recently discovered in North Carolina has been named donnie, after President Trump. Not to be confused with the reptile that was named donnie by President Trump. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump said today he is going to save people from obamacare. Kind of like how that iceberg rescued the titanic from having to go to new york. [ laughter ] a new gym will open in San Francisco that encourages people to smoke marijuana while exercising. Im sorry, but if im smoking weed, these are the only crunches im doing. [ laughter ] thats right, a new jim will encourage people to smoke marijuana while exercising. Hey, can you spot me, bro . Yeah, youre right there. [ laughter ] consider yourself spotted. [ light laughter ] we got a great show for you tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] he is starring in the new groups production of, evening at the talkhouse, at the Pershing Square signature center, here in new york city. Matthew broderick is back on the show, one of our favorites. [ cheers and applause ] you know him from foxs bones. David boreanaz is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from an incredible singersongwriter and pianist, Regina Spektor is here everybody. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic evening for us tonight. We mentioned it briefly, but so much, so much happened in the oscars, last night we couldnt possibly fit it in the monologue. So here with a recap is one of our writers, amber ruffin, in a segment we call, amber says what . [ cheers and applause ] yay thanks, seth first off, last nights oscars were insane the dresses alone had me like, what . And, what . And what . [ laughter ] dwayne the rock johnson was looking perfect in his velvet jacket. And had everybody like, what . [ laughter ] then the girl from, moana sang that song and it was so beautiful, and i was like what . Then she got hit upside the head with one of those waves and i was like, whahahahat . [ laughter ] and then they did the in memoriam, and i was like, what . And it turned out they made a mistake and one of those people is still alive. [ laughter ] and you know she was watching the oscars and saw herself in the in memoriam and was like, what . [ laughter ] then Warren Beatty opened the envelope for best picture and was looking at the card like, what . What, wait, what . [ laughter ] then faye dunaway was like, la la land [ laughter ] so they went up there and gave their speech, and they were like what what what. What, what, what, what, what. But i was at home like, this is what . I felt like when adele won over beyonce for best album. [ audience ohs ] yeah. Then they were like, the actual winner of this award is, moonlight and the world was like, what [ laughter ] then, moonlight, accepted the oscar like whatwhat then ryan gosling is like, what ever, im still ryan gosling. [ laughter ] this has been, amber says, what [ cheers and applause ] seth amber ruffin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] now, before we move on, President Trump will address congress for the first time on tuesday to discuss his agenda. Which could be difficult, since his agenda so far has consisted largely of complaints about the media. For more on this, it as time for a closer look. Seth before we get to that, though, its the day after the oscars. Which means its time for the annual ritual of conservative pundits complaining about the oscars. Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee who took a stab at humor with this tweet, watch the celebs spew ignorant political venom at oscars . Nah, i think id rather have a colonoscopy. Both happen from the same location. Same location . So if anyone looked disappointed last night, its not because they lost. Its beause the spent the night, i guess, inside Mike Huckabees asshole . [ laughter ] but more importantly, President Trump is set to give his first address to congress tomorrow, outlining his agenda for the country. Today at the white house, he previewed some of the things we can expect to hear. And as is customary for any trump appearance, it was a little all over the place. For example trump previewed a new infrastructure plan, not by explaining its benefits, but by describing his trip through the lincoln tunnel. Our highways, our bridges are unsafe. Our tunnels, we have tunnels in new york where the tiles are on the ceiling and you see many tiles missing. And you wonder, youre driving 40 Miles Per Hour, 50 Miles Per Hour through a tunnel. And i say to myself, ever time i drive through, i wonder how many people are hurt or injured where theyre driving at 40, 50 Miles Per Hour through a tunnel and the tile falls off. And theres so many missing tiles. [ laughter ] seth first of all, 50 Miles Per Hour is too fast to drive through a tunnel. So tell your driver to slow the [ bleep ] down. [ laughter ] second of all, its the lincoln tunnel. Even with all the tiles, its going to be lousy. Dont waste money beautifying lost causes. [ as trump ] were also going to make all the rats in the subway wear tuxedos. So thats going to really class up that operation. [ laughter ] trump also talked briefly about one of the most anticipated topics in tomorrows speech, health care. Republicans are moving forward with a plan to repeal obamacare, and yet its unclear what if anything theyll replace it with. And trump basically seemed to admit the problem was an a little tougher to deal with than he anticipated. We have come up with a solution thats really, really, i think very good. Now i have to tell you. Its an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] seth nobody knew health care could be so complicated . The only way that sentence could be more terrifying is if you heard it just as the anesthesia was kicking in. [ laughter ] then theres the question of what kind of tone we can expect from trumps speech tomorrow. Up to now, when trump has discussed actual policy, he usually does so in bleak terms. As he did in his inaugural address. And today in a rare public appearance on the today show, former president george w. Bush was asked about the bleak tone of trumps remarks, and didnt seem to take it all too seriously. You sat at the inauguration, you listened to President Trumps inaugural address. And he talked about american carnage. Yeah. [ chuckles ] and the fact [ laughter ] seth hes either laughing at the phrase american carnage or remembering how much trouble he had at the inauguration with his poncho. [ laughter ] but of course the main problem with trump preparing to talk about his agenda tomorrow, is that for the first month of his presidency, his agenda has consisted mostly of attacks on the media. Attacks he repeated yet again this weekend. Bush was asked about those attacks and replied with what was widely seen as a rebuke to trump. I consider the media to be indispensable to democracy. That we need an independent media to hold people like me to account. I mean, power can be very addictive, and it can be corrosive, and its important for the media to call to account people who abuse their power. Seth its amazing that that basic platitude about democracy and a free press is now considered a brave criticism of our president. Soon people are going to start referring to this w. Moment as a soaring call for national unity. I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. [ laughter ] seth he was the first president to bravely call for a truce between human and fish. [ laughter ] who knew that two decades later a squid would be working in the white house. [ cheers and applause ] so thats where we are right now. Just saying that a free press is vital to democracy is now considered a brave statement. And its because donald trump wont stop whining about the media. Like on friday, in a speech to the conservative Political Action conference, trump claimed as he has repeatedly that when the press reports negative stories about him, and cites unnamed sources, theyre making those stories up. And those sources dont actually exist. They have no sources. They just make them up when they have none. I saw one story recently where they said, nine people have confirmed. There were no nine people. I dont believe there was one or two people. Nine people. And i said give me a break. cause i know the people. I know who they talked to. There were no nine people. But they say nine people. And somebody reads it, and they thing oh, nine people. They have nine sources. They make up sources. Seth hes so sure its not nine people. [ laughter ] [ as trump ] there cant be nine sources because we havent even hired nine people yet. The only people who work at the white house are, me, spicy, kellyanne, fredrick douglas, and that guy whos always telling me to shut my [ bleep ] mouth. Hes a bad dude. He scares me, that guy. [ laughter ] but this claim trump keeps making that the media just makes up sources to publish fake news, doesnt even make sense according to trumps own logic. Because while he claims the press is making up fake sources, he also claims that there are real leakers in the federal government, and that the real leakers should be caught and punished. Like when he tweeted on friday, the fbi is totally unable to stop the National Security leakers. Classified information is being given to media that could have a devastating effect on u. S. Find now [ laughter ] this whole leak thing is turning trump into tarzan, find now leaks bad melania wife where melania . Trump sad [ laughter ] but despite trumps claims that the media makes up source, his white house seems to think the leaks are very real. So real that theyve become paranoid about them, leading White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer to try to crack down. According to politico, press Secretary Sean Spicer met with about a dozen of his communication staffers last week to voice frustration over recent leaks. In that meeting, staffers were reportedly told to dump their government issued and personal phones for a phone check to prove they had nothing to hide. Seth but really, the best part of this story is this. Spicer also warned the group of more problems if news of the phone checks and the meeting about leaks was leaked to the media. [ laughter ] so, spicer tried to crack down on leaks, by holding a meeting about leaks, warning people not to leak about the meeting about the leaks. And then his warning about the leaks was leaked to the media. [ laughter ] its like theyre trying to bail out a sinking rowboat with a spaghetti strainer. [ laughter ] and in addition to attacking the media and cracking down on leaks, trump also announced on saturday that he would not attend the annual white house Correspondents Dinner this year. White house spokes person, Sarah Huckabee sanders explained his decision this way. Its kind of naive of us to think that we can all walk no a room for a couple hours and pretend that the tension isnt there. You know, one of the things we say in the south. If a girl scout egged your house, would you buy cookies from her . Seth okay. One of the things we say in the north is, if a girl scout eggs your house, it might be time to take a look in the mirror. In fairness her father is mike huckabee, so its possible that girl scouts did possibly throw eggs at her house. Your tweets suck dude [ laughter ] even in small ways, trumps distanced himself from the press. On saturday for example, he ditched a group of reporters who were supposed to cover all the president s movements, and went to dinner at his hotel in d. C. But a reporter who made a reservation near trump observed his dinner and wrote about what he saw. For example, at around 8 45, a waiter told the reporter, the president ordered a welldone steak, an aged new york strip. He ate it with ketchup, as he always does. At one point, the president looked at his watch and remarked, theyre filming saturday night live right now. Cant wait to see what theyre gonna do to me this week. Okay. He ordered a welldone steak and put ketchup on it. And he thinks that snl is filmed at 8 45. Weve officially elected everybodys grandpa. [ laughter ] maybe the weirdest anecdote from the evening was this story about a trump fan who briefly spoke to the president. One woman shouts at him, donald, its my birthday trump stops and says, happy birthday. As he hugs the elated woman. How bout a birthday present, lets take a photo, he says to her. Afterwards telling the woman she looks very young and has great skin. Great skin . Thats like something buffalo bill would say to one of his victims. [ laughter ] you have great skin. Put the ketchup in the basket. Tomorrows a huge opportunity for trump. He has a chance to sell americans on his agenda rather than whine about the free press. And hell have the weight of history on his shoulders. After all, hell have to live up to inspiring words like this. I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with matthew broderick, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] to err is human. To anticipate. Is the lexus rx. With pedestrian detection, auto braking, and lane departure alert standard. Experience another step closer to a safer world. Experience amazing. The goalie has studied every one of your shots. 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He stars in the new groups off production offbroadway production of evening at the talk house which is playing at the Pershing Square signature center. Please welcome back to the show, our friend matthew broderick, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im pretty good. Im pretty good. Seth im so happy to have you here. Me too. Seth so, weve talked about your friendship with Kenneth Lonergan before, on the show. Yeah. Seth he wrote and directed manchester by the sea. Thats right. Seth and he won a film you were in. And you were wonderful in. Thank you. Seth and he won an oscar, for the screenplay. Was that exciting for you . It sure was. Seth yeah. Yeah, it was amazing. Seth youve known him since you guys were kids. Since we were 15. Seth thats pretty great. We went to high school together. We did little plays in high school. And hes all grownup now. Seth yeah. He won an academy award. Seth he won an academy award. Yet you made the observation and i didnt. Yeah. Seth you you didnt. Yeah. Yeah. Seth because i feel were you not even nominated last night. No, i was not. Oh, yeah, no i wasnt. Yeah, i should say. Seth but youve noticed that he writes because youve been in his films before. He writes a certain kind of character for you to play. Well i noticed recently somebody asked me, they were like, youve been in all three of his movies. Hes done three so far. And i was like and i do always seem to play an asshole. Seth yeah. But yeah, i dont know if youre allowed to use that word. Seth yeah, you can use that word. Okay. Seth i mean you can use it because theres no other way to describe the people you play. He its what he sees that in me. Seth yeah. And thats it. Seth you i saw you giving him an award earlier this year, the National Board of review. Mmhmm. Seth and you were saying are you worried that winning an award like this will go to kennys head . Yeah, well i asked kenny, you know. Its cause, you know, weve grown to like this slightly curmudgeonly kenny. Seth yeah. You know hes miserable. Hes supposed to be like that. And i thought if he won too many awards hed get all happy. Seth yeah. So i told him i was worried about that. And he said, no thats not going to happen. Seth okay, good. Hes going to stick to it. Not so not so far. Seth well have to youll have to check in and let me know how the oscar affected it. Or if hes yeah, right now hes just like, hi, everybody seth hi hi seth im Kenny Lonergan i dont have a care in the world. Yeah. Great, to see you, yeah. Yeah. Seth i want to ask about your play. So this is a play where in the beginning of the show you mingle with the audience. Yeah. Seth because its about a Theater Group getting together. Mmhmm. Seth so, obviously, it must be exciting for audience members to see you right next to them and and you talk to them, yeah . Kind of. Yeah. Its set in a club where everybodys having a reunion, and the audience is invited to come and mix on the set with us for about 10 or 15 minutes before the show. And so the idea was that it would feel like we were all in a club together, with the audience. Seth yeah. But it doesnt always feel exactly like that. [ laughter ] because people will be like, i really liked manchester by the sea. seth yeah. And i say, thank you. You know . And i dont know if im in character or im me. Seth yeah. Guy the other day came up said, i want to we want to put you and your wife into the manhattan jewish hall of fame. [ light laughter ] seth wow. Thank you. And he said and he said, heres the card. You know. And i wrote on it where you should call to do this. And i put the card in my pocket. The play was about to start, and i was like, wait, i have somebodys card in my pocket. Seth yeah. Im doing a play here. So i seth i also like that you then have to call. [ light laughter ] and then say, hi, im calling about yeah, was it true that yeah, yeah. Seth oh, please dont let this be a horrible prank. I hope i didnt imagine the whole thing, yeah. Yeah. Seth that would be the best. If you called up and youre like, hi, matthew broderick. No. Seth he hasnt theres no such thing, goodbye youre a dummy. Yeah, i never heard of it before. Seth the manhattan jewish hall of fame. Ive never heard of it. Seth yeah, no. You would think if its in manhattan it should just be the jewish hall of fame. Like, why . Where else . You said that. I didnt say that. Seth no, yeah. I dont want to ruin it for you. I dont want to blow this for you. Yeah, yeah. Seth its a youve played, obviously, in big theaters, smaller theaters. Is this where does this fit on the scale . This is little. Seth okay. Its 200 seats. Seth okay. Yeah if this appearance goes well. Which its if we sell two more seats, its just sold out. Seth yeah, thats great. So yeah. But theyre really right there, the audience, like much closer than you guys for your viewers at home cant tell, but theyre a little theyre really close. Seth and so can you is that the biggest. Like, you. Its like you almost. Seth its like this close . Almost, sometimes. Seth and so obviously, you can see my expression now. I can see their face i can see if theyre enjoying it, if theyre bored. Seth uhhuh. If they talk to their friend. I can see all of it. Seth wow. And this is a pose that means they dont like it. [ light laughter ] yeah. I dont like that. When i see that. I like this. Seth oh, yeah, thats good. Thats someone whos rapt. Yes. Seth the other person is this is um [ laughter ] yeah. Seth and yeah, do but most people like it. Seth yeah, thats good. Of course. Yeah, give a look again. We just need two more. Yeah, just need two. Seth its like yeah. Seth we just need one or two guys that are looking down there. Yeah, yeah. Seth honestly thats your wife, Sarah Jessica parker. Mmhmm. Seth she is she helpful being a fellow actor . Does she give you feedback on stuff . Yes, very helpful. This tiem particularly. She was it was a hard part to learn. And she came to a whole bunch of previews and was amazing, actually, and, you know, she can criticize me sometimes and i allow that. Seth okay, thats nice. And seth well then you need to be open to criticism. You have to have some people seth yeah. Who can say, stop stuttering. Its like a thing you do, and its fake. [ laughter ] because most of your friends say, you were great. Seth yeah, of course. Yeah but they dont necessarily mean it. And somebody has to be able to say, this would be better if you didnt do that. Seth so, thats helpful. Its good. Im very like i feel like do you have that, in your life . Seth i trust my wife. Shes excellent counsel. Does she what does she say is wrong with you . Seth um. [ laughter ] i will say this. She does this a lot. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. Yeah. Seth thats good. Uhhuh. And then you do a very long monologue at the beginning of the show. Yeah. Seth and that must be always daunting. Yeah. Seth but yet when you were Brighton Beach memoir, how old are you when you did that . I was 20, 20 years old. Seth and thats a Neil Simon Neil Simon play. And i had many monologues in that. Not as long as this this one i starts with like a 15 minute just me talking. Seth wow. So that was frightening. And after youve had the guy ask you about the jewish hall of fame, its hard to remember all of that. Seth yeah. But, um seth cause youre thinking, do you get a bust . How does it work . How would yeah . Seth do you have to make a speech . Do they give you like gold jackets, like the football hall of fame . And do you are you a lifetime member . Or do you have to do something . Seth right. Yeah, so in Brighton Beach memoirs, i had a bunch of speeches and i would sometimes forget my lines a little bit. But then id fix it, you know, and get it basically get it right. Seth yeah. And neil simon who wrote it came backstage and he said, you know, its okay when you make a little mistake, i dont mind. You know i love you. And dont worry about making mistakes. But i dont think you should say oh, no, thats not right. [ laughter ] seth thats a little letting the audience behind the curtain. Yeah, i was 20 years old, so i would be in the middle of a speech and id go, no, no, no, thats not it. [ light laughter ] but i would say it out loud. I thought it was inside my head. Seth oh, really . So you didnt know you were saying it out loud. No. Seth oh. Anytime id made a mistake, no, thats not quite right. Thats not quite right. Seth i my first year on snl. Theres reruns where, if i was in a sketch that i wrote. Mmhmm. Seth when the other person was talking im going like this moving your lips. Seth and the stage i still do that. Seth the stage manager had to like get my attention. And go, stop it, youre talking. See there you had somebody to tell you. Seth yeah, i had a very helpful person. That you were doing wrong. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth im very excited about this because people versus o. J. Was such a fantastic show, last year. By ryan murphy. Yes. Seth and hes doing it again. And this is about katrina. Yeah. Seth and youre going to play mike brown, right . Yes. Yeah. Seth brownie. Brownie, you know seth brownie, yeah. Youre doing a heck of a job brownie. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth and did you other than that, i mean that was like my memory of him, is that. Yeah. Seth did you know more about him . Or have you learned more about him since . I didnt, but ive since, you know, looked him up and read half of one article about him. Seth oh, there you go. Thats the kind of research that i do. Seth an actor prepares. Yeah, yeah. When i am going to work. Seth sure. Its tireless. Seth yeah. And its not as simple as that, from what i make out. Seth right. You know, he did his best, i think. Seth uhhuh. I mean, i know. My god im so scared playing a real person, you know. Seth yeah. Ive never really done that. Seth well you really . Youve never played a real person . No, and even if theyre real by the time i get through with them seth yeah. Theyre not very real. Seth was the producers not real . That was real. Seth oh, okay, yeah. And ive played real people who have died 100 years ago. Seth oh, thats easy. Yeah, but somebody seth yeah, you dont have to worry about that. Whos really going to be watching and saying, i never said that. Seth yeah. Thats an interesting problem. Seth not as bad not as tough as his problems. No, but he was, it was much more complicated. Seth of course. But that one sentence, sort of you know. Seth and he didnt ask. Trapped him. Seth he didnt ask for that sentence to be said about him. He did not, at all. And he knew things were going poorly. Seth yeah. And he was desperately trying to fix them, i think. So seth well, im looking forward to seeing that. I am, too. Seth i think its in very capable hands. And its always and its film. So i can actually see the thing, you know. Ill appear in it and then i can watch it. Seth oh thats exciting. Yeah. Seth oh, right, because you cant do that with your play. No i cant. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth ill try to see it and then ill let you know how great it was to watch. Thank you. Seth its always so wonderful to have you back here. Thanks you so much. Im always happy to be here. Seth give it up for matthew broderick, everybody evening at the talk house is playing at the Pershing Square signature center. Well be right back with david boreanaz. [ cheers and applause ] to pass on everything i know. Le one thing ive learned is that when all eyes are on me, i cant have any doubts. Especially when it comes to what im wearing. It needs to fit my body just right. Looking good on stage is one thing. But real confidence comes from feeling good out there. Try the improved fit of new depend silhouette briefs. 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We think you deserve the Financial Freedom to sleep like this at night. This is the new success story. And at tiaa, were with you. Start today at tiaa dot org. At olive garden. Er ending to the next level for the first time ever, never ending classics, starting at 11. 99. Indulge in never ending helpings of your most loved classics. Like chicken parmesan. Hurry, this offer ends soon. At olive garden. [cheers and applause] seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest stars in the Popular Series bones. You can watch the twelfth and final season tuesday nights on fox. Lets take a look. So, hows brennan . Well, shes, you know, giving her history and all. Shes a lot tougher than she should be. Let me know when the elder sister gets here. Booth. Yeah. Theres nothing that you could have done. Yeah, maybe not at the moment, but theres a lot that i could have done. Seth please welcome to the show, david boreanaz, everybody. [cheers and applause] seth how are you . That was very funny. Thank you. I didnt know what i was doing in that clip. Seth yeah. Because it just said, i dont know what to do. Seth yeah. So i dont even know what i did. Im sorry though, for those who have not seen that or about to see that. I apologize for whatever i do. Seth yeah, the good news is it didnt give anything away. You just said, i dont know. It was very mysterious. Seth it was very mysterious. Im going to check it out. Are you . Seth yeah, well now. Tell me what i do. Seth yeah, im going to tell you. Call me, text me. Whatever it takes. Seth congratulations. 12 years. Thats incredible. 12 seasons. I know, its unbelievable. Thank you. Yeah. Seth did you im always curious about this. I did 12 years on a show. Okay. Seth and when it comes up, like, you just realize, oh thats a lot of time. Like you change like when you watch all the episodes of bones i did 12 years on the show. Seth i did 12 years on snl so that was oh, you were on snl . Seth yeah. Isnt that crazy. Yeah, i was. [ laughter ] i was what did you do . Seth i was often like a waiter in the back. Oh seth i did stuff like that. Thats kind of cool. Seth when you watch old bones, though, do you find yourself like what is your eye drawn to . The hair. Seth yeah. Its always the hair. When you look at like past shows, its like, what . You can just tell, its either the colors wrong, the cuts wrong or somethings just not adding up. Or like the crown in the back is like sticking up or seth you didnt make any like and it looks just bizarre. Seth you didnt make any like giant hair decision over the course of your time in the show. There wasnt like a year where you had a man bun or anything. Right . I couldnt do a man bun thing, no. Casey affleck does that very well. Seth very well. Yeah. Hes now the hair bun dude. Seth hes taken over from shia. I think shia used to be the hair bun no, no major drastic things. Cut a little bit shorter. But when you look back, its like, who look at the i mean its like 12 seasons. When we first started, we didnt have iphones. My little my boy who was two and half at the time had one of those box cameras. Do they even exist . One of those small, little, disposable boxed cameras. He was taking pictures of me by the fountain. Im like i look back and im like that doesnt exist. He had like a giant thing with like a light. He would pop a picture. Seth so now hes, what 14 . Hes 14. Seth your daughter nine . Shes going to be nine. Seth are they excited to have you back home now that youve wrapped . Its not good. Im a very obsessive compulsive guy. Its a little bit of a disorder that im kind of coming to grips with right now. So im like moving things around a lot, demanding certain things. Ive been fighting my appliances to a point where its become manic, and ive had a run in with the washing machine. Seth oh, really . Its this smell. I cant figure out where this smell is coming from, you know. It started and i thought it was my sons hockey gear. And then im like smelling inside the tub itself, and im like, this is really nasty. Because what else am i going to do . Im not shooting bones anymore. So i might as well just attack the washing machine. Seth your kids ever scream, we wish bones had a 13th season no, but my wife does. [ laughter ] so literally, we called up the repairman, who is a very nice russian man. Very nice, very nice. But i think that they run the whole repair thing out there in los angeles, i call them the washing machine mafia, to say the least. Seth not the worst thing. No, not really. Its so popular these days, so i might as well call it the russian washing machine, right . So he comes over, he says no, i dont know price. I look at the washing machine here, looks, uh, spin cycle not good. Have to repair the whole drum. Might as well buy a new washer. Im like alright, so now ive got to buy a new washer, hes like 175, please. Im like for what . For my visit. Im okay. So i paid 175, now im like i got to get rid of the washing machine cause i got to get rid of the smell. Seth yeah. I get rid of the washing machine, and guess what . The freakin smell is back. Seth oh my god. How i now i got to figure out whats behind the pipes, i got to do mold test. Seth this is a nightmare. [ bleep ] disaster seth yeah can i say that . Theyre going to cut that out. Theyll cut it out. Seth its going to say like, its a fantastic disaster. Its a really good seth yeah. Fantastic. [ laughter ] so im away, im like, you know, i got to get out now, and finish with the im done fighting with the appliance, but ive got a date this week with the repairman, with the plumber. So ill tell you how that goes. Seth good. There we go. Theres a lot going on. I want to ask this, because we share something in common. Steelers fans yes. Seth you have accomplished something in your youth that i could only dream of. You were a ball boy for the steelers. I was. Seth how old . Whats the age of a ball boy . Between the ages of 1416, possibly. Right when those hormones are really kind of kicking in. Raging. Youre just excited to get away. So i went i was ball boy for the pittsburgh steelers. Their campus is in st. Vincent college. Latrobe, pa. Seth yep. Rolling rock. Yep. You know, mickeys big mouth. Seth these are great these are all things. Yep. Malt liquor. [ laughter ] these are all good things. For like those hormones. So we took care of all the laundry, picking up the seth oh this is so the washing machine, your current washing machine, youre working through your past, david, dont you see . I am. Theres a theme here. Seth you have unfinished business. Im going to be a washing machine guy in my future. Seth that smell that smell that youre smelling, its the past. [ laughter ] i must let that go. I have to let that go, really. So i did a lot of just like hanging out with the ball players, and watching them come in late from curfew. And you know, it was like the girls were in, you know, Summer School there, so im like, hey, i dont work as a ball boy. Im with the steelers. Like why are you wearing yellow shorts and a white top . It just doesnt oh, i just worked out. Seth yeah. Im good. So then, you know, ended up getting her number and it was good. Seth all right, thats good. Good talk. Seth there you go. I like that you used it to pick up girls. Well, there was no malt liquor involved. It was just clean fun. We worked out in the training room with jack lambert. Seth wow. Yeah. Seth oh, my goodness. You remember those guys . Seth i do remember those guys. Mark malone was the quarterback. Seth yep, i remember mark malone. Hit him in the face with a football. Seth well, there you go. Living the dream. I was living the dream and fixing washing machines, my friend. Seth there you go, it becomes full circle. Thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me i appreciate it. Seth david boreanaz, everybody. Bones, aires tuesday nights on fox. Well be right back with music from Regina Spektor. [ cheers and applause ] to feel this special. You need to eat this special. Kelloggs special k. Made with whole grains and fiber to help a body thrive. Folic acid and vitamin d. To make a body feel this good. Start your day with 150 nourishing calories. In a bowl of special k. Eat special, feel special. Introducing special k nourish bites. A new way to snack special. Classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. Then shielding lubrication. And cooling. Brrr. With lubrication before and after the blades. Shields and cools while you shave. Proshield chill from gillette. Get up. And get down at cricket wireless. Where plans start at only 30 month. 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