The redskins won yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] and the orangeskin lost. [ cheers and applause ] after a video surfaced of donald trump and billy bush making lewd sexual comments about women, nbc announced bush would be suspended from the today show, indefinitely. Bush could not be grabbed for comment. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] donald trump last night wrote off his past controversial remarks about women as, locker room talk. I dont want to be a fatshamer, but that does not look like a dude who has spent much time in locker rooms. [ laughter ] unless, i dont know, does kfc have a locker room . [ laughter ] Trump Campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway said this morning that last nights debate was a good night for democracy. But, i think what she really meant was good night, democracy. [ laughter ] no, i want to stay up and watch the debate no democracy just go to bed, itll give you nightmares. You dont want to see this, democracy. [ laughter ] after hearing Donald Trumps lewd comments about women, Vice President ial nominee mike pence canceled a Campaign Event in new jersey today even worse, he forgot to tell chris christie. [ laughter and applause ] during last nights debate, Hillary Clinton accused donald trump of being hateful and racist before adding oh my god, hes right behind me, isnt he . [ laughter ] Melania Trump reportedly refused to participate in a joint tv appearance with donald trump this weekend following his comments about women. But its only because she is busy rereading all 6,000 pages of her prenup. [ laughter ] donald trump revealed last night, that he and running mate mike pence have not spoken about their key points of their policy plans and furthermore he thought that pence was a very biased moderator. [ laughter and applause ] those fancy glasses dont fool me, pence, i know thats you. [ laughter ] and finally foxx newss Geraldo Rivera said this weekend, that he has additional embarrassing tapes of donald trump, and if geraldo thinks theyre embarrassing, you know its bad. [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] she is one of the stars of showtimes masters of sex. She is a good friend of the show and a good friend of mine, Sarah Silverman is here. [ cheers and applause ] the very funny, Sarah Silverman. He is the host of cnns the lead with jake tapper and he has been doing incredible work this election season, jake tapper is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and were so excited that were here. You know the last time i was in washington d. C. Doing a show was at the 2011 white house correspondents dinner. And at the time, donald trump was making a lot of noise about the fact that he did not think that president barack obama was born in this country. And because of that it seemed only fair that we would make some jokes about donald trump, but at least he was a really good sport about them, lets take a look. Seth donald trump has been saying he will run for president as a republican. Which is surprising, since i just assumed he was running as a joke. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] donald trump often appears on fox which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trumps head. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] donald trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks. Though, unless the blacks are a family of white people, i bet hes mistaken. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth i thought it was over, and yet now here we are five years later five years later were back in dc, and donald trump is still the story. [ laughter ] and it looks like this week will forever be remembered as the one when the trump train collided head on with the access hollywood bus, resulting in severe injuries to one Major Political party. The most recent week of horrors for donald trump was capped off last night by the second president ial debate, for more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth going into this debate, the Trump Campaign was in crisis, precipitated in large part of course, by this footage that by now you probably know better than your 5yearold knows frozen. I moved on her actually. You know, she was down in palm beach. I moved on her and i failed, ill admit it. Whoa i did try and [ bleep ] her. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldnt get there and she was married. You know, im automatically attracted to beautiful i just start kissing them, its like a magnet, you just kiss. I dont even wait. And when youre a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want. Grab them by the [ bleep ]. You can do anything. Seth cool, cool. [ laughter ] so a man who is this close to the highest office in the land now occupies the lowest office in the land, the pervert on the bus. [ laughter ] even the act of departing the bus managed to be embarrassing for trump. Its always good if you dont fall out of the bus. Like ford, gerald ford, remember . [ knocking ] down below. Pull the handle. Seth sorry, whats more pathetic, a Major Party Nominee that talks about women like that, or one who thinks you get out of a bus by knocking on the glass . [ laughter and applause ] i guess in the end donald trump is the man to defeat isis, as long as isis isnt on the other side of a door. [ laughter ] and by the way, lets not forget that donald trump isnt the only one being disgusting on this tape, there is also billy bush who somehow passed jeb as worst performing bush in 2016. [ laughter ] poor jeb, he must be sitting somewhere thinking, i cant win anything. [ laughter ] and once they got off the bus, billy bush somehow managed to add a layer of nacho sleaze to the seven layer sleaze dip. Are you ready to be a soap star . Were ready, lets go. Make me a soap star. How about a little hug for donald, he just got off the bus. Would you like a little hug, darling . Okay, absolutely, melania said this is okay. How bout a little hug for the bushy . I just got off the bus. Bushy, bushy. Here we go. Seth theyre so entitled, they think they deserve hugs for getting off of a bus. And it wasnt easy. You couldnt just knock on the glass, trust me, i tried. [ laughter ] now it should be noted, nbc suspended billy bush from the today show for his words on this tape. Which means there is currently a higher standard for host of the third hour of the today show than there is for republican nominee for president. [ laughter and applause ] now, the release of this tape threw the Trump Campaign into chaos and after 15 months of tolerating explicit misogyny, bigotry, calls to violence, erratic behavior, and overt racism from trump. Somehow some republicans decided this was the final straw. Many withdrew their endorsements while others, like House Speaker paul ryan tried to distance themselves without fully renouncing trump. Paul ryan, the House Speaker, saying he is done defending donald trump saying that on a Conference Call with republican members just now. What is distinct about this is that paul ryan is not publicly withdrawing his endorsement. Seth so, he wont defend him but he still endorses him. Paul ryan is so spineless, at this point they now carry him to and from events in a bucket. [ laughter ] and he has company. He is not alone, so [ laughter and applause ] in fact, instead of reckoning with trumps misogyny, his supports have been trotting out the lamest excuses possible like his former Campaign Manager and current frownyface emoji, Corey Lewindowski who said this. I think the American People know exactly who donald trump is, hes a person. And what has been such an attraction to donald trump is that he is not a career politician, he doesnt measure every word. He speaks from the heart, he speaks the way many people talk around their dining room table. Seth yeah, thats right. He was talking to billy bush the way other people talk around the dining room table, honey, this meatloaf is fantastic, im going to move on it like a bitch. [ laughter and applause ] even seemingly basic facts were contested by trump supporters. A phenomena cnn analyst kirstin powers encountered first hand when she tweeted quote, i think grabbing a womans vagina is assault. To which one trump supporter responded, normally id give you a pass. Not this time. The vagina is internal, check an anatomy book it cannot be grabbed. [ laughter ] but of course powers had the final say when she responded. Quote, i know where my vagina is. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] as opposed to donald trump who thinks vagina is a swing state. They love me in vagina. [ laughter ] you know, they love me even more in west vagina. Im doing great [ laughter ] im doing great in both the vaginas. [ laughter ] so as expected, the tape was the first order of business at last nights debate and when he was asked about it, trump tried to make the case, that it was idle talk. Using one phrase in particular over and over. You bragged that you have sexually assaulted women, do you understand that . No, i didnt say that at all. I dont think you understood what was said. This was locker room talk. Yes, im very embarrassed by it, i hate it, but its locker room talk. I told you that was locker room talk. First of all, no its not. That is not the way men in locker rooms talk. Second of all, this is the problem, trump treats the entire world like the inside of a mens locker room. And you just know he is the locker room type who towel dries his hair while hes bucknaked with one leg up on the bench so everyone has to avert their eyes to avoid looking at his saggy ball sack. [ laughter and applause ] of course, trump didnt stop at casually dismissing the charges against him. He also, in his typical way, overreached. I have Great Respect for women, nobody has more respect for women than i do. Seth and that Great Respect for women was on full display, in the way trump lurked behind Hillary Clinton on the debate stage every time she answered a question. Every american feels like he or she has a place in our country. [ laughter ] who have real life experience. [ laughter ] who have not just been in a big law firm, and maybe clerk for a judge. [ laughter ] wed just turn it back to the Insurance Companies and the way it should be. [ laughter ] but here is what i dont want people to forget, that was the swap that the obamacare approach to take. Like i say, 20 Million People now have health insurance. Seth okay, now, i know youre upset but you have to understand that wasnt lurking, that was just a locker room walk. [ laughter ] you know, when youre a man in a womans locker room and you have to stand behind a woman so she cant see you . [ laughter ] and then when she turns, you turn, always staying out of her field of vision. Its a locker room walk, all guys do it. [ laughter ] now you might say, trump would never go into a womans locker room. Fair, but he would go backstage at a Miss Universe contest while the contestants were changing. Ill tell you the funniest, is that ill go backstage before a show. Yes. And everyone is getting dressed and ready and everything else. And you know, no men are anywhere. And im allowed to go in because im the owner of the pageant and therefore im, inspecting it, you know . Right, right. Im inspecting and i want to make sure everything is good. Youre like a doctor, youre there is everyone okay . You know, theyre standing there with no clothes, is everybody okay . And you see these incredible looking women, so i sort of get away with things like that. Seth yeah. We should give him more power. [ laughter ] but somehow despite these already shocking revelations, trump managed to outdo himself last night with an even more dangerous statement. Becoming the first president ial candidate to promise that if hes elected, he will throw his opponent in jail. Ill tell you what. I didnt think id say this, but im going to say it. And i hate to say it, but if i win, i am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation. Its just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. Because youd be in jail. Seth says the pervert on the bus. [ laughter ] so trump finally revealed his inner dictator, which probably shouldnt come as a surprise given that he has repeatedly praised other dictators who jail political opponents. I think i would have a very, very Good Relationship with putin. He is really very much of a leader, the man has very strong control over a country. Saddam hussein killed terrorists. He would kill there were no terrorists. He would kill them immediately. He didnt do it politically correct. He found a terrorist, they were gone within five seconds, okay . If you look at north korea, this guy, this main i mean, he is like a maniac, okay . And you gotta give him credit. How many young guys, he was like 26 or 25 when his father died, take over these tough generals. And all of a sudden its Pretty Amazing when you think about it. How does he do that . Seth seriously, how can we be surprised by anything from a man who put these two sentences back to back. He is like a maniac, okay . And you gotta give him credit. Seth its not even but its not even but you have to give him credit [ laughter ] fortunately none of this seems to be working on voters. The majority of whom thought Hillary Clinton won the debate according to post debate polls. A fact trumps Campaign ManagerKellyanne Conway disagreed with in a way i thought was telling. Who won the debate . 57 said Hillary Clinton won the debate, 34 said donald trump won the debate. That is the results of our cnn orc poll, kellyanne, thanks very much for joining us. Thanks, i watched a different debate, but thank you. [ laughter ] seth thats right, you were watching a deferent debate from a different reality. [ laughter ] maybe that alternate reality is the same one trump was inhabiting when he thought it was totally normal to just start walking off the stage when hillary was giving an answer. [ laughter ] where is he is going . Whats back there . The ashheap of history . [ laughter ] does he think there are naked women behind every stage . This has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with more late night from washington dc. [ cheers and applause ] ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. 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[ cheers and applause ] also, from Living Colour hes an innovative guitar hero, vernon reid everybody right there. [ cheers and applause ] be sure to check out the latest ep from Living Colour,who shot ya, and also a new album from the band next year, and also joining us on drums hes playing with some of the biggest acts in music, and is currently holding it down with bryson tiller, Thaddeus Dixon is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thaddeus has a new song out all about you featuring timothy bloom and talib kweli. Thank you guys so much for being here. Its going to be an amazing week having you. [ cheers and applause ] this, you guys, this, next thing, is very exciting. I believe what youre about to see is the first example in history of Something Like this being done. The obamas were nice enough to let us, because we are here in washington d. C. , put a go pro camera on their portuguese water dog, bo. [ laughter ] were calling it the first dog cam, and we are so excited to have bo give us a behind the scenes, and under the table glimpse at the goings on, around 1600 pennsylvania avenue. Please take a look. Ive been there. I wasted all of my money there. Oh, hey look at this, looks like weve got a visitor. [ aws ] uh, marty, watch out hes coming for your french dip. I think youre right, look at that. You want this . You cant have my french dip boy, you know why . This is people food, okay . All right. Oh, man, oh. Mmm. It looks good. Oh, come on, that is nice. [ laughter ] yeah, no i cant have it. Thats the thing. Im shocked its going to go through. Oh, i know. I cant believe its gonna pass. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] [ barks ] hey, bo, what is it . We should go check that out. [ laughter ] [ barks ] oh, bo is back, guys, were trying to work here, can you take the dog some place else . [ barks ] you getting high on the job, p