So much to decide on, our future as a nation is at stake. Every once in a while i think its important to stop and appreciate the little things. The good things. For instance, this was an uplifting story. Paris hilton just bought an 8,000 chihuahua. Isnt that nice . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats right, she paid 8,000 for a teacup chihuahua. How does paris hilton still have 8,000 . [ laughter ] and in case youre wondering, this is what 8,000 worth of chihuahua looks like. Hi, baby. Jimmy thats a weird sex tape, you know . [ laughter ] the dog weighs 12 ounces. Ive eaten hot dogs that weigh more than 12 ounces. [ laughter ] 12 ounces. Thats not even officially a dog, thats a hamster, she spent eight grand on a hamster. She posted this photo of her new bff to instagram. This is the fourth tiny dog shes purchased in the past few years. Very easy to lose in the vacuum [ laughter ] she asked her followers to come up with a name for it and there were a lot of good suggestions. You might find this hard to believe. Some people even suggested dirty things. [ laughter ] ultimately paris decided to name the dog diamond baby. Diamond baby. Now what name is she going to use when she has a kid if diamond baby is off the table . Anyway, congratulations to paris. Guillermo, you have a chihuahua, how much did that cost you . Guillermo 40. [ laughter ] jimmy thats reasonable. Heres an accessory paris should look into buying for diamond baby. This is called the shed defender. This is a unitard for dogs to keep them from shedding and to humiliate them. Its basically yoga pants for a dog. Lulu labradors is what they are. Heres another one. That dog looks happy. Its like they found a way to remove his testicles two times. 44. 99 and goes up from there. I dont know, if youre this concerned about getting dog fur on your couch, maybe dont own a dog. I think what you really want is a baby that poops outside, right . [ laughter ] president obama is winding down his time in office. Hes got less than 100 days left. But hes keeping busy, still pushing his agenda, hes working to fight climate change, hes shortening sentences for drug offenders, every night he goes down to the basement to visit merrick garland, his nominee for the supreme court. The reason president obama is to avoid helping his wife pack the house, its a pain in the ass, he wants no part of it. I cant wait. I look forward. I hope obama grows a huge retirement beard like david letterman, wouldnt that be great . As the president finishes out his last 100 days i am now at long last prepared to lay out my plan for my first 100 days in office as Vice President of the United States. Please bring the Vice President ial podium. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, my fellow [ cheers and applause ] as you know, as you my know, i will take office on january 20th, 2017. And for my first 30 days, ill take some time to settle in. You know, meet everyone. Go through my hr paperwork. Find out where the coffee is, that kind of stuff. Those things take time. And honestly whats the rush . I got the job for four years almost guaranteed. Then comes february. Day. On president s day, ill probably be very upset that theres no Vice President s day, which is very likely to bum me out for the rest of february so i will be unable to work for the rest of february. March i will declare the month of march will be Vice President s month. All month long. A celebration. Of all the Vice President s. Especially the ones currently in office which will be me. And most important state, hawaii. Thats right. I will ring march in and out with a month full of mai tais, hula dancing, pigs with apples in their mouths, fun in the sun. And then we are back to work in april. On april 1st, when i wake up at 10 00 a. M. , i will find that maybe i had too much fun in the sun in hawaii and ill have a sunburn that will put me out of commission for at least two weeks which i will stretch to 100th day of vice presidency. [ cheers and applause ] and on that day, i will meet with the president of the United States to encourage him or her to fix everything that needs to be fixed. Thank you, america. And youre welcome. [ cheers and applause ] . Yourself. I work smarter, not harder, thats my thing. Donald trump had another great day. He had a rally in lakeland, florida, today where his africanamerican supporters were out in full force. Look at this. Now watch. Theres signs, blacks for trump. Okay. So we got that guy right there. We got that guy right there. And that lady right there. Even some of the blacks for trump are white. [ laughter ] the Trump Campaign is having a difficult week. Some very prominent republican for their money back. Because if theres one thing donald trump is known for, its giving money back. [ laughter ] he hasnt paid taxes in 20 years, good luck to you. But asking donald trump for your money back is like asking Chris Christie for a bite of his cheeseburger, it isnt going to happen. Youll have to pry it out of his cold, tiny hands. And then last night in panama city, trump urged his supporters to vote on the wrong date. Make sure you get out and vote november 28th. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, wait. Oh, you know what . Actually, not for president. He means vote for him on dancing with the stars. He will be on dancing with the stars november 28th. If you try to vote on november 28th youre a weirdo hanging out at an Elementary School so dont. [ laughter ] as you know trump is trailing among female voters and hes been working so hard to prove he has good relationshipsit and youll see it right here in this femalefriendly edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing slowly ] and then the women called and said, i didnt say that i like him a lot, hes a great guy. You know, from 30 years ago. 30 years ago, 15 years ago. Jimmy now we slowed donald trump down, sometimes we speed him up and here now with his thoughts on hillarys thoughts about his actions at the last debate is cokedup trump. [ tape playing very fast ] you see wait wait wait did you see what she said so here i am im standing there right you saw that. So im standing at my podium. I got my chair. And crooked hillary walks across the stage right, right . Trump said, if you walk across the stage, standing in front of me. I didnt care. I didnt care. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he didnt care, he didnt care. Cokedup trump versus drunk trump. That will be something. We have to take a break. When we come back we have a matchup for the ages. Years from now people will be talking about this. Matthew perry versus nas in name that famous celebrity so [ cheers and applause ] . 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Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. For everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh to dog im so proud of you. Well thank you. Get your free credit scorecard at discover. Com. Jimmy welcome back to the show. It is once again time to play name that famous celebrity. Ladies and gentlemen, lets meet our contestants. One is a beloved actor from television. The other hips and hops. Please welcome Matthew Perry and nas [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gentlemen, take your places. Its exciting to have you here. I am excited to have you here but ill be perfectly honest excited about our main player on this show. The star of the game. I met him outside a Movie Theater many years ago. Hes a handyman by day. By night he takes photos with famous people, whether he knows who they are or not. Please say hello to yehya [ cheers and applause ] hi, my friend, how are you . Matthew. How are you . Nice to see you. Jimmy i think you just won a gold medal for egypt in the 40yard dash. Thats okay, im fat now. Jimmy very, very fast. Problem with my knees. Jimmy what happened . It is work. Jimmy you want me to look at em . No, youre not doctor. Jimmy actually, i am a doctor, but are you a doctor for the show . Jimmy i am a doctor, yehya. Please, get down on your knees and ill show you. No, no, no. Your zippers open. Jimmy my zippers open . You wish, dont you. God bless you. Jimmy god bless you. For real. Hi, audience [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what did you say . How are you . Jimmy i heard how are you. Matthew Matthew Mcconaughey jimmy no, no. [ laughter ] nasa jimmy hes not the space program. Nas. The moon . Jimmy not the moon. Nas. Not nasa. Nas, sorry, im bad with the name, sorry. Jimmy that is the essence of this game. How long have you been standing outside restaurants and in parking lots waiting for celebrities . Sometimes somebody i love, doing this . 35 year. Jimmy 35 years . I got picture of them, its very nice, he watch the movie, with dwight glasses, right . I have no idea what you said. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he stopped for me, picture, he nice guy, yeah. Jimmy he stopped, all right. Contestants, please put your blindfolds on. Viewers at home, put your blindfolds on as well. Person with whom hes been photographed. He will then describe that celebrity to the best of his ability without using the persons name. Remember that. Okay. Jimmy you had trouble with this in the past. I drink coffee a lot, i work out. Jimmy all right, here we go. Matthew, nas, listen to the clues. When you think you know which famous celebrity yehya is describing, buzz in and guess. For each correct answer you get 100 points. Are you ready . Lets begin. Yehya, who is this famous celebrity . Oh, t movie. The bad, the good, the ugly jimmy nas . Clint eastwood. Jimmy correct. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what year was that, yehya . That like almost 12 year. You know i got picture with the director. Making famous from italy, you know . Jimmy no. I forget his name. He sign the picture. Jimmy sergio leone . Jimmy yeah. Great story. You dont believe. I got picture. Jimmy lets go to the next name, yehya. Name this famous celebrity. Oh, the black guy in make the movie president. Like the president. Jimmy nas . Comedian. Morgan freeman. Jimmy no, a very good guess. He make like a president , his committee jimmy nas again. Chris rock. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right. Nas is good at this. There you are. Where were you there, yehya . That one im in the fighting place, you see i got tickets for 8,000, somebody want to buy 2,000, i said no, i want to take picture with celebrity. Jimmy another great story. All right. Matthew says something may i buzz in for an announcement . Buzz in. I always wear these while having sex. [ laughter ] did you know that . Jimmy something you learned about matthew. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yehya. Who is our next celebrity . Oh, the guy on donald trump. Jimmy what . The guy with donald trump. Hes in the show extra. Jimmy almost. Hes like in extra. Celebrity, talk with celebrity. Hes friend to joshua bolsh. Seven men. Jimmy youre not supposed to bolsh jimmy you said his name. Matthew, what is his name . No, i said the show. Like the celebrity. You talk about celebrity. Jimmy so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. No Mario Lopez Jimmy go back to the original clue. Like a i dont know. Jimmy donald trump. He with donald trump. And they had big hug like two day ago, tv, the news. Jimmy yes. Give him hug, and trump go you know this guy, you should give him hug, you walk with i forget. Bolsh jimmy this was just in the news. Matthew . I wear them because i like to [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Nas, do you have a guess . No idea. Jimmy oh, the answer is billy bush. Billy bush. Jimmy very topical. Bolsh. Jimmy there you are giving him a lug, thats what got him into trouble. All right. Our next celebrity. Nas is in the lead. Who is this woman . Shes the movie with the avatar. Jimmy yes. Shes in the movie avatar, the black woman. Jimmy nas . Zoe somebody. I got it. Jimmy matthew . Zoe saldana. Jimmy that is absolutely correct, matthew is on the [ cheers and applause ] 200 points, 100 points. Zoe saldana. You met her outside the show . Touch me, because she have very expensive dress. Jimmy right. [ laughter ] jimmy im sure that was why. Matthew, you could tie it here if you get the next answer right. Okay. Jimmy our next celebrity is this gentleman. Oh, the guy make the movie like star war. Jimmy matthew . George lucas. Jimmy no. The new one, the young kids, with hair up like this Jimmy Matthew . Jimmy thats right. There he is. J. J. Abrams. Wearing a tuxedo. Where did that happen . I got them in i say restaurant no problem . Jimmy go ahead. Madeo. Jimmy madeo. Very nice guy. Jimmy so ive heard. All right. Finally. Our last celebrity. The tiebreaker. Whoever gets this one wins it all. Who is our next celebrity . Oh, the guy, im happy happy. Hi make his hair hes black guy make his hair blond. [ laughter ] jimmy nas . Pharell williams. Jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause ] youre both going home with a prize. Dicky, tell them what theyve won. Dicky matthew and nas, you each get a sculpture of your head and a cardboard cutout of yehya to take photos with at home. Jimmy wow, look at that, what a beautiful prize. Thank you for playing. Thank you, matthew. Thank you, nas. Thank you, yehya. God bless you, god bless you. Tonight on the show, music from nas. Be right back with Matthew Perry [ cheers and applause ] . Woah youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Woah, woah youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. 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Nas and erykah badu from the crown royal stage. Nas is going to chat with us, too. Tomorrow night, Colin Farrell will be here. Laverne cox will join us. And the legendary voice of the los angeles dodgers, vin scully will be here on the show. Please join us for that. For ten years our first guest played 17 of the most popular sixperson cast in television history. Now he carries half the load himself alongside Thomas Lennon on the odd couple. Season three starts monday night on cbs. Please welcome Matthew Perry. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy thanks for playing the game. That was fun. Jimmy was that your first time meeting nas or are you old pals . That was the first time. Jimmy that was the first time . Jimmy well, yeah. I thought he was going to run away with it. Did you get nervous . At any point . Im always nervous if im blindfolded. [ laughter ] jimmy that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy definitely makes sense. Makes you nervous somebodys going to shoot you. Jimmy are you a fan of his music . I have an odd taste in music that my friends have made fun of for years. Ever since i was a kid jimmy what is it, your taste in music . My taste in music is basically if youre a your period [ laughter ] whatever music you would listen to. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy so youre talking like taylor swift and that kind thing . Yeah, tori amos, Barry Manilow jimmy wait a minute. There are no 14yearold girls listening to Barry Manilow. I know a few. [ laughter ] but i hang out at very strange places. Jimmy do you . Yeah. Jimmy so you really listen if youre did your consider youll have a barry as a kid i liked Barry Manilow and Barbra Streisand. Jimmy you did . I would wear tshirts that said the who and the kinks. Jimmy i see. And so one day i was wearing a kinks tshirt. I cant name a kinks song. Jimmy you cant . No. Jimmy really . Yeah. But well, you can all scream them. But no, i cant. So the bus stop for school was across the street from our house. Jimmy okay. The night before i had borrowed my moms Barbra Streisand tape to listen to. Jimmy great. And she came out while i was with my friends at the bus stop, matthew, wheres my Barbra Streisand tape . What . No, i have no idea no, you borrowed it, youve been listening to it all night. No, no, no i got beaten up. Jimmy well, sure. Yeah. Jimmy you might have been mad at mom. A little mad at mom. Therapy. Jimmy mine sent me to school with a briefcase my first day of junior high school. Wow. Jimmy and of course i was beaten as well. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy speaking of odd tastes. This is something that i feel like maybe i shouldnt show this yet. But you have a is it proper to call it a man cave . Well, sure. You can call it a i dont call it that. But you can call it that. Jimmy the reason i know about this is there was like a gossip item in one of these tabloid magazines saying you had a whole room devoted to batman in jimmy and thats true. Thats true. Jimmy how long have you had the batman room . Ive had the batman room, sir, for about three, four years. Jimmy so this is a recent decision that you made, to have a batman room. Yes. Jimmy is it like when you heard about the batman v. Superman movie coming out you thought ive got to get on that . No, i like the Christian Bale version. Havent really gotten into that. Im an insomniac so the middle of the night id go on ebay and buy batman stuff and throw it in a room. But i want to point out, its not dorky. [ laughter ] jimmy its not . No. Its actually a cool batman room. Jimmy its a cool batman sexy. Check this out. Jimmy this is a picture of the room at your house. Is it known as the batman room . Thats the batman room. See what i mean . Thats pretty cool. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youve got a lot of batman items. Yeah. Jimmy this is how youre spending that friends money, on batman. [ laughter ] do people give you batman stuff . No, they just call me bored and spoiled. Jimmy i see. So this is like do you have anything thats valuable . Like the first batman comic book or anything like that . No, no. Its really the Christian Bale series of batman. Jimmy really . Batman pens and like batman the other side of the room theres tons of batman stuff. Not the other side of the card. [ laughter ] jimmy so somebody were to give you like a batman action figure from 1975 id put it in there. Jimmy you wouldnt say, its jimmy batman crayons . What do you do with those . Maybe its time for me to tell you. And dont tell anybody else. Jimmy okay. Im batman. Jimmy youre batman [ cheers and applause ] i know. Thank you. Jimmy whats going on over there . What are you doing over there . Guillermo nothing. J distracting, hes giving himself a freaking manicure over there. Well, as long as youre into the interview. Jimmy i know. [ laughter ] you being batman is the only potential reason to have a batman room. Yeah, and dont tell anybody that you know. Jimmy i wont tell anybody. Its going to be that would make you in turn a target. If i have to dash off instantly that, commissioner gordon has phoned . Have you met Christian Bale . No. Jimmy if you did would you tell him about this . No, id just go, whoa, youre a scary guy. How do you get so thin and then so fat . [ laughter ] jimmy it is miraculous. Yeah. Jimmy do you have a bat suit . I i i do have a bat suit but i only wear when it im actually fighting. When youre fighting crime . Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont wear it to sleep. Jimmy this is very, very cr yeah, yeah. It is. And i want to point out at this juncture that i am 47 years old. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy youve got to stay young. You really do. Were going to take a break. Well talk about the odd couple. Matthew perry is here hes not batman. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . You loved brad. And then you totaled him. Youre like nothing can replace brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls. 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Get more choices you love, now with all Day Breakfast. Electrical charges live at the heart of every hybrid. Truly move us. . Electrifying the road forward for over a decade with over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are always charged and always ready. Jimmy we are back. Music from nas and erykah badu still to come. Weve learned a lot of things about you. Lets talk about your professional life. All right. Jimmy the odd couple in its third season. Third season, yes. Jimmy i feel like it was a minute ago it just went on the air. Yeah, but its been three years. Jimmy it has been three years. Yeah. And our shows are getting much jimmy you have Terri Hatcher on your show. She plays my girlfriend on the show. Shes very nice. Jimmy she was lois lane. Yeah. Jimmy i wonder if that will be a problem with superman and batman and the feud. [ laughter ] weve talked a lot about that. Jimmy does she know about the bat cave . No. Jimmy she does not . No, if she did i wouldnt tell you. Jimmy id love to see a video of you telling people casually in your life, especially without them knowing they were on video, that you have a bat id say, go in there. Then theyd come out and go, yeah, its not that bad. Jimmy because they want to get in their car and get home alive. Yeah, thats true. I mean, weve talked about this but if i ever lived with a woman that room would be gone. Jimmy no, yeah. Shed just say, no batman room, this is my office. Jimmy to me the best part is that youve only had it three years. It would make more sense, yeah, i was 11, i started collecting this stuff. Yeah. Jimmy and you know, one thing led to another. Yeah. No, i found it late in life. [ laughter ] jimmy did you bring a clip i think its easy to bring a clip. Jimmy yeah . These people are good people. [ cheers and applause ] mostly in the middle, not so much over there. [ laughter ] but so i thought id bring you a live clip. Jimmy a live clip . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats great. Well just act it out. Jimmy you want me to play tom lennons part . I do not. Because i think youre wonderful, and its taken everything i can do to not get on top of you jimmy oh, really, thank you. Thomas lennon is here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, he is, so were going to do live clip. Jimmy where is he . Youll see. Jimmy here it is, a live clip from the odd couple. [ cheers and applause ] [ odd couple theme music playing ] . Oscar, your room is a mess. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think you really captured the essence of the show right there. Thats the show in a nutshell. And this is me in a nutshell. Jimmy Matthew Perry, everybody. Season three of the odd couple october 17th, 9 30 on cbs. Be right back with nas [ cheers and applause ] im beowulf boritt and im a broadway set designer. Sort of fallen in love with this computer, i can flip it. Around and flip through images, and then i can use it. As a tablet. Go in and work on the details. I could never do that with a mac. 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Our next guest is a multitalented and threeletternamed hiphop artist whos been making groundbreaking music for more than two decades. His new collaboration with erykah badu is called this bitter land. It is on the soundtrack to the movie the land. Please welcome nas. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Good, good, good. Jimmy do you know any grown men with a batman room . [ laughter ] no, no, no. Jimmy you were very good at the game. You were real you really came up with those celebrities very quickly. I was surprised by this. Theres a lot of black ones. [ laughter ] jimmy theres some black ones. I did get the cowboy movie. Jimmy you got clint eastwood. Yeah. Jimmy cowboys and the black ones are your specialty areas. [ laughter ] whos the first celebrity you ever saw in person . First celebrity i ever saw in person was probably you remember the movie revenge of the nerds . Jimmy of course. Remember the black guy . [ laughter ] jimmy yes. I think his name was lamar. For some reason he was in my neighborhood which is strange in itself. He was hanging out. In queens bridge. I had a friend, a friend of mine with me. We saw him. My friend threw his hot dog at him. It hit him on his chest. With ketchup. It just ruined the whole revenge of the nerds thing for me. Jimmy for you and for him too. Yeah, for him. He didnt like that. Jimmy wow. Even in real life he was getting bullied, thats very sad. Were, were. Jimmy have you ever written a song about that . Thats a telling tale to tell. No, this is the first time ive ever talked about it. Jimmy im glad you could get that off your chest. What was the first rap song you ever wrote . How old were you and what was it . Do you remember . Probably 8 years old. Jimmy 8 years old. Yeah. Jimmy and it was about what . What do 8yearolds dream about . Jimmy sports . I dont know. Ill say it. Jimmy boobs . [ laughter ] definitely. So i just talked about the summertime, me and my friends, hanging out, doing a show and everybody going wow. That was it. Jimmy that was the song. Did you get a big thrill after you wrote that and then performed it for your friends . Jimmy you knew you were going places. This is pretty exciting. You are from queens bridge in new york. And theres a mural that just popped up. Im guessing you didnt know anything about this. Put this on the screen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you notice this happening . No, no. Jimmy who did this . Hes an artist from france. Jimmy really . Yeah. His name is agnost, Something Like that. Jimmy youre a fan of his too . [ laughter ] well, now i am. I just heard of him. You know, i got the call, people are texting me pictures about it. It scared me. Because usually when they put a mural up, someone up in the neighborhood, hes dead. Jimmy its because they died, right. So i mean, its a huge honor. And i hope that the kids out there see it as me as an example. Like you can be something, doesnt matter where youre something. If you have a dream, go after it. Jimmy absolutely, for sure. I mean, yeah, thats i would imagine that would mean a lot to you. Where you from . Jimmy brooklyn originally. I grew up in las vegas mostly. Imagine your face on a las vegas wall. Jimmy right up there with siegfried and roy. [ laughter ] thats better. Its like hometown love. Jimmy right, sure. I mean, im still shocked by it. Jimmy i would think so. When is your next album coming out . Its been how many the last one . [ cheers and applause ] about almost five years. Jimmy almost five years. Thats too long, isnt it . Its kind of long. Jimmy whats taking so long . [ laughter ] i dont know, i got to live life. I got to live. I got to experience things. You know, so its like sometimes music can shift society, man. Like not even talking about me. Just like, you know. Out there that the world can hear now. So its like, wow. When i first started out, i didnt know this thing would be so global. So now like, you know, things are changing. Music is changing. So you write a song, then you feel like music has moved on past this point. Yeah. Jimmy and then so you scratch that song and go on to the next thing . I got to feel it. This is all about the feeling. Jimmy you realize this will continually happen. Its not like its not tivo where you put the world on pause. Youre going to have to release an album at some point. Or theyre going to take the mural down. [ laughter ] theyre going to put up a billboard there. Oh, man. It just got up there. Jimmy i know youre involved in a lot of technology, right . People ask you to invest money, you do or you dont invest money. Are you in these meetings or you have somebody that handles that for you . We have a firm, queens bridge Venture Partners named after my we take meetings. We te pitch meetings. Jimmy are most of the ideas pretty good . Or are there terrible idea that you get . Theyre mostly good. Theyre smart people. Jimmy what about relatives . Do you have your family pitching you ideas . Old friends . That kind of thing . My brother. Jimmy your brother, okay, good. Shoutout to jungle out there. He pitches me a meeting. I mean, he pitches me an idea every time we get on the phone. Jimmy jungle dust. In the middle we talk for like an hour. Things. Whats the craziest thing hes pitched you . Hes going to kill me, man. [ laughter ] theres a hiphop theme park. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy a hiphop theme park . Is that okay . Jimmy i dont think thats a terrible idea. Would you go . Jimmy nas berry farm you could call it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, jungle. The jungle cruise. It could be everything. Its all there. All right, when we come back you are going to do a song with erykah badu. Yes, shoutout to steven capo junior, the land, hes from cleveland. Erykah badu, amazing artist, shes in the movie, shes on the song, my label, the land sound track. Jimmy beautiful. Nas with erykah badu, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. From a ranchers perspective, senator bennet is different. Michael bennet has been at the ready and always willing to listen. Senator bennet stepped up and helped put a stop that. He commits to his word, and that means a lot to a guy like me. Im a republican, but i know that Michael Bennet trusts us and we trust him. Im Michael Bennet and i approve this message. Dicky the jimmy kimmel Concert Series is brought to you by crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank Matthew Perry and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. But first, here with the song this bitter land, nas and erykah badu. . . This bitter land watered with my soul the fruit it bears leaves me so cold . . Mmm this bitter land does land brings pain from above oh . . Yeah running on the concrete cross the train tracks the devil is behind me . . In the ghetto wheres youll find me its where i stays at . . Cop shot us up he get a medal then retire but it never will define me . . Write a letter to t president whoever in control of the society . . Tell em stop riding me stop . Tryna feed my seeds getting high on weed study my degrees . . Stay fly getting paper with some dead white people faces . . In the circle of spaces around the green ima lean . . Taking percs as a bit of earth is a cursed am i blessed . Life is a test life is like a hood . . Hard trying not to fall between the cracks . . In the cracks its so dark and the dark . . Seems more appealing than the light in the land where you gotta fight . . Catch a body in the night we need a plan . . Ooh . . . This bitter land is far too real this bitter land it does . cause in the land skies are grey but we fight the storms that come our way . . The boy who strives to be a man must push to lead and fight all he can . . Oh this bitter land oh bitter land oh, oh, oh . Look what its come to . Fight . . Oh this bitter land . Yeah bitter land . . Cant hide look what its come to my light . This is nightline. Tonight, an almostperfect murder. A teenage girl gone missing, her suspected killer covering his tracks. He bleached his knife. Until the victims brother sets a secret trap. Where is she . You know what happened. The shocking twist. Plus, if you talk like this fired up, son. But think like this theyre a bunch of ignorant bigots. You might an liberal redneck. This leftleaning southerner is rabbling up youtube views and enjoying a view of the other side of the south. . It was the Perfect Illusion . Going gaga, its not a Perfect Illusion. 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