Im glad im here. Being on the west coast of the United States is not such a good thing anymore. I woke up this morning like good, okay, were still alive. [ laughter ] is anybody else on edge because of the north korea stuff yesterday . Walking around the house looking for things i could hide under. It was really then i was worrying about this and i came up with a theory. And hear me out on this because it made me feel better and maybe it will work for you too. Heres the theory. Maybe kim jong un is just trying to ruin Donald Trumps vacation. [ laughter ] maybe thats whats going on here. Hes playing golf . [ cheers and applause ] lets put a scare into him. What rhymes with bomb . Guam . Okay. [ laughter ] so all night last night everyones on edge about north korea. We have no idea whats next. So this morning at 7 56 a. M. The president tweets my first order as president was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever before, dot dot dot. [ laughter ] and now after he tweets this totally untrue statement he makes us wait seven minutes before dot dot dot. Hopefully we will never have to use this power but there will never be a time we are not the most powerful nation in the world. Okay, you can get away with a dot dot dot stuff when youre tweeting about cnn or rosie odonnell. But kim jong un, in the time between those tweets kim jong un could have a Nuclear Missile halfway to my house. Okay . [ laughter ] this is not dot dot dot time. Its not not not is what im saying. So trump also reposted a video of himself warning that north korea would be met with fire and fury. He reposted the video of himself. Which is like the president ial equipment of liking your own facebook post. [ laughter ] its really unacceptable. This is interesting but not surprising. Apparently, trump improvised that line about the fire and fury. He didnt run it by his advisers or anybody. He just blurted it out like a neighborhood drunk on the street corner. [ laughter ] fortunately, the response from the secretary of state Rex Tillerson was more restrained. He caught up with reporters on a flight to guam, actually to refuel on his way home from malaysia where he told everyone calm down and just take a breath. I think americans should sleep well at night and no concerns about this particular rhetoric of the last few days. Jimmy okay, good, i feel better already. [ cheers and applause ] tillerson, he said trump was just speaking in a language kim jong un would understand. I dont know. Was that korean . I didnt think it was. [ laughter ] the idea that we should have no concerns about the fact our president is saying hes going to rain fire and fury on north korea . If our president was Daenerys Targaryen id have no concerns. But hes not. So i have concerns. This problem with north korea and the nukes is not an easy one to fix for anyone. President s clinton, president bush, president obama all tried different strategies and they didnt work. And so far trumps strategy of playing multiple rounds of golf and watching fox friends is not working either. [ laughter ] the bottom line is we cannot afford to have an unstable, unpredictable, ego maniac dictator in charge of an arsenal of nuclear weapons. And kim jong un has to be stopped too. [ laughter ] so anyway [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thanks, everybody. While the president is at his golf club in new jersey issuing threats this is whats going on at the white house today. Behind the white house over your shoulder we see this shot all the time. What is that . Shep, it appears to be a very large chicken display. [ laughter ] a what . Seriously . Well, im looking at the same images there we go. That you are over my shoulder. Thats right. I dont have a whole lot of information other than to tell you that that chicken is not something that is normally present at that location behind the white house. [ laughter ] jimmy normally the only chickens at the white house are fried and in a bucket. [ laughter ] this is reportedly the work of protesters, which is probably not helpful right now. If trump sees people calling him a chicken he could wind up bombing rhode island to prove he isnt. Hes very sensitive. You know, theres a story from vice, a news story, the president gets a folder filled with positive news stories about him not once but twice a day. If he eats his vegetables he gets a third one too. [ laughter ] could you imagine that . Theres like a folder version of Kellyanne Conways mouth. According to the story, these folders typically theyre like 20 to 25 pages long. By the way, this is the same guy who cant be bothered to read a threepage daily intelligence briefing. But you know hes going over every word of these complimentary articles. And not only are there news stories. They also print out what they describe as admiring tweets. Mr. President , good news. Big rig bob 39 thinks youre killing it. [ laughter ] and then i guess he smiles. Apparently, Reince Priebus and sean spicer used to fight over who got to deliver the folder, hoping it would keep them in the president s good graces. And by the way, it didnt work. [ laughter ] i do want to say, though, i dont know why its a big deal that i dont know. The president has people deliver good news. I have my staff do the same thing every day. Do you have my yeah. Guillermo heres the folder, your grace. Jimmy thank you very much, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] lets see what we have in here. Oh, this is nice. Top of the show in top form as funny man enters to rapturous applause. Nice. Personal one. Former sexual partners declare kimmel greatest lover. [ laughter ] cosmetic surgeons flooded with requests for the kimmel look. Oh, and this is nice. Oprah names james kimmel alltime favorite thing. Well, thats nice. [ laughter ] thank you, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] this is probably not in the president s good news folder today. According to the washington post, the fbi last month conducted an Early Morning raid on Paul Manaforts home. Paul manafort was Trumps Campaign manager who hid his ties to russia. The fbi was worried hed hold back key documents. So in the wee hours of the morning they raided his house. If this presidency was the movie goodfellas wed be at the part where the helicopters are flying over. [ laughter ] this is good. There are a lot of very depressing stories from the world of politics, but this one in kansas they have an election for governor coming up and even though it doesnt happen until next year its already shaping up to be an interesting race. Throwing their hats into the ring for governor, two teenagers. Believe it or not, Jack Ferguson and Alexander Klein are juniors in high school, not even old enough to vote yet. But theres nothing in the state constitution preventing their candidacy. They say theyll run as democrats. Among the issues thatll be on their platform are Marijuana Legalization and an increase in the minimum wage. Jimmy who would have guessed theyd be for Marijuana Legalization . [ laughter ] well, i wanted to know more about these young men. So we tracked one of them down. And joining us now, the next governor of the great state of kansas, Jack Ferguson. Hello, jack. How are you doing . Hi. Nice to see you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy where are you right now, jack . Im in my bedroom in wichita. Jimmy your bedroom. Is that state flag always hanging in the bedroom . Yep. It is. Jimmy why are you running for governor . Well, ive always wanted to i think one of the major things is i want to get the Younger Generation involved in politics. You know, ive been interested in politics since i was 7 or 8 years old during the barack obama president ial campaign. Jimmy okay. But ever since governor brownback and trump ive started to notice that politics is kind of degenerating in our country and we need the Younger Generation to get involved in order to fix that. Jimmy but people your age arent legally allowed to vote. So really what are they going to do . Have you thought about voting for Student Council instead . Well, you know, that no, i dont think that makes as big of an impact. Jimmy now, who is your running mate . Who is that kid thats running with you . Alexander klein. Hes also hes been a friend of mine since the beginning of high school. We attend school together. Jimmy and he would be your Lieutenant Governor . Yes. That would be correct. Jimmy have you asked any of the girls at school to be your first lady . [ laughter ] you know, i havent thought about that yet, but something to think about. Jimmy if you were to win, would you move to the Governors Mansion . And if so, would your parents then move in with you . Well, i would definitely move. But i dont know what they would want to do. But yes, i would definitely move. Jimmy is there any dirt on you, any skeletons, anything you just want to get out of that closet right now . No. I dont think theres anything that nothing major personal scandal. Jimmy is there truth to the rumor that youre just trying to get a Campaign Manager so you have a person to buy you beer . [ laughter ] no, no. That is a falsehood. Jimmy have you met with the russians but not a bad idea. Jimmy the russians seem to be good with this sort of thing. Have you met with them . No, no, no. I havent had a single call from the kremlin yet. Jimmy do you have a job right now . Yes. I work at my familys restaurant, his burgers and bobbles here in wichita. Jimmy whats the name of the restaurant . Fizz, burgers and bottles. Jimmy and would you keep working there if you were governor or would you have to put that on the side . No, no. But id be making enough money anyway. It wouldnt really matter. [ laughter ] jimmy ive got to tell you, a few years ago i would have said this was impossible. But now it probably is it might even be probable that you could be the next governor of kansas. Jack, do you know what the kansas state bird is . The meadowlark. Jimmy thats absolutely correct. Maybe you will win governor. Most people will say the jayhawk. Keep us posted and good luck making kansas great again. I hope you win this thing. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. We come back, well have oh, a new thing. Books for dogs and the funniest word in the english language will be revealed. So stick around. Well be right back. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Jim parsons, damson idris and music from the war on drugs is all on the way. But first i have big news for dog owners. You know how they have audio books you can listen to instead of reading when youre in the car or whatever . I guess theyre very successful because theyre now available for dogs. Hi. Im cesar milan and im excited to talk to you about my new project i Just Launched with audible called audible for dogs. Weve seen research that audio books have a common effect on our dogs. If you want to learn more about how audio books can help your dog download my free guide from audible. Jimmy or dont. The dog wont know either way. [ laughter ] of course this seems like a ridiculous idea. It seems like a big waste of money until you realize, you know, statistics show more than 99 out of 100 dogs are illiterate. [ laughter ] i know. Its very sad. So this is supposedly good for the dogs. Supposedly it calms them down. And the books they pick for them are titles that i guess interest them. The dog vinci code. Game of bones. Eat stay sit. For whom the ball rolls. And of course moby stick. The classic. But guillermo, this is similar to a product i know you are working on. Thats right. I dont know if youve seen the ads but guillermo has a thing not for dogs, for another pet. Something that is also designed to keep them busy listening to something while youre at work. Guillermo hi. Im guillermo and im excited to talk to you about my new project i Just Launched with mr. Dr. Dre called beats for cats. [ laughter ] now your cat can enjoy high fidelity sound with a stylish design. And you can do this. [ laughter ] our Research Shows that cats love music. Or they hate it. Its hard to tell. Theyre cats. Beats for cats. Because white people will buy anything. Seriously. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy speaking of researchers in the United Kingdom have according to them, theyve scientifically identified the funniest word in the english language, and that word is booty. Maybe thats funny in england. But im not sure that its that funny over here. But to put the research to the test we went out on the street where pedestrians are wandering by to see if saying the word booty to them would make them laugh. Booty. What am i doing . Booty. Boody . Booby . Booty. Booty. Slowly, slowly. Can you speak slowly . Booooty. Booty. Booty. What kind . [ laughter ] booty. Yeah. Booty . What are we supposed to answer on that . Is it a question . Is it like whats booty . Booty. Bootys ass. What is it . Yeah. Theres a study saying booty is the funniest word in the dictionary. No. Its not funny. No. At all. Well, all right. Thanks for taking booty. Yeah, it is funny. Jimmy i dont know. I think it was a flawed study. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Booty booty is not the funniest word. Not even close. And in fact tonight, to set the record straight weve compiled a list of the actual funniest words in the english language. Every one of which is funnier than booty. And here now to help me present them, fourtime Emmy Award Winner for best comedy actor, a man who knows funny words. Mr. Jim parsons. Jim . [ cheers and applause ] on this scroll that jim has in his hands are the funniest words in the english language. Jim, are you ready to set them free . Oh, very much so. Jimmy then lets begin. The first word is . Monkey. [ laughter ] canoodle. [ laughter ] gargle. Cockpit. [ laughter ] bigly. [ laughter ] jimmy uranus. [ laughter ] nuts. Jimmy balls. Cumberbatch. Jimmy wenis. Reince priebus. Jimmy horny. Poop. Jimmy albert pujols. Boner. Jimmy nips. Gubernatorial. Jimmy and the number one funniest word in the english language is . Bazinga. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill see you in a minute. 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[ cheers and applause ] hello. Jimmy hello. How are you . Im very good. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing well. Thank you for helping with the list. It was a pleasure. Jimmy it added credibility to that. I dont know that it added credibility but its the first time i realized ive ever come out before a segment on a talk show. Jimmy is that right . I think so. I dont remember seeing the audience before. Jimmy its almost like you were my cohost for a reason. It was brief. You know, you have a monitor thats on the ground. If you dont do a lot of tv or whatever, a situation like this, monitors everywhere and youre on them, its really like seeing a mirror and youre like what do i look like . Even being on tv i feel like i still do it. Jimmys looking up and im looking down. I can see it. Jimmy you know, its funny, when we have kids on the show or monitors, just a tv screen or a really dumb celebrity, we will have to we didnt anticipate that you would fall into those cat goryes. It applies to all of us. Yes. Jimmy are you back to work on the the Big Bang Theory right now . Table read today. Jimmy what season is this . 11. Jimmy 11 seasons. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. Jimmy everyone showed up for the table read . Everyone showed up. Everyone looked basically the same. We have one pregnant cast member. Melissa. Which im happy about it. Shes so tiny it looks like she over ate. [ laughter ] i dont know. Its crazy walking in for the 11th year. Its a really severe bit of arrested development, i have to tell you. I know theres a part of my brain thats just like it does not understand that i was 33 and im not anymore. You know what i mean . Sure. Yeah. Like this shows going to end at some point and ill be like i cant wear this anymore. I am an old man. Jimmy like the tshirts and the yeah. Jimmy youre doing two shows right now, right . Well, im acting in that one. And then i do voiceover and im an e. P. On the Young Sheldon show. Which is jimmy how old is the Young Sheldon . The actors 9. Jimmy hes 9. You helped cast him . Yeah. We were watching they wrote the most trial by fire lengthy horrible not horrible, it was funny, but a twopage monologue and all these kids were coming in with it. And they were all really good. But they ian. Ian is the kid whos playing sheldon. And his tape came in. It was just kind of mindblowing. And i thought, oh, he looks really young but he must be like 13 or something to be able to do this. He was 8. He was 8. He is such a manchild. Hes like he thinks like a man. But then hes just a kid. Jimmy what do you mean he thinks like a man . Because that could be dangerous. No, no. Do not twist this on me. [ laughter ] this is not a dirty story. You are horrible. Youre a gutter. He ill tell you what it is. He like when we first started working together, he would be like look. Theres a certain complication in sheldon, especially for a child, which is and especially for a smart empathetic actor like ian is. He understands things. He reads peoples emotions well and he listens well and hes now playing a character thats not supposed to always be able to do that. And so every once in a while theyd have me kind of read through a scene, like he could listen to me do it. And i thought i dont want to give him line readings. Thats not possible. The kid is not a mimic. You can watch his little brain at work and hell like say oh, someone would say it like that because they thought this or they thought that. And equipment like and im like i never thought of it like that, but youre right. Thats what im doing. Jimmy are you at all worried that hes going to take over . Take it. Run with it. [ laughter ] jimmy ian will get all the shirts . Yeah. Jimmy it sounds like you really like this kid. Oh, hes fantastic. Jimmy so you formed a bond with him. Yeah, an unlikely bond. I didnt think i was very good with kids. But im fine with them. If theyre smart and talented. The rest of them im like no. [ laughter ] jimmy if they cast them to be as much like you as possible. Hes such a sweet kid too. He wanted to get me a gift for our wedding, me and todd. He wanted to get us a wedding gift. Jimmy congratulations, by the way. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] official. Jimmy ian bought you a wedding gift. An ant farm. Jimmy an ant farm. For a wedding gift. And said congrats on your new children. I have tried to embrace it and enjoy it. Todd literally, every time we walk in the kitchen, which is where i put, it goes theres an infestation. Hes not on board with at that time all. Jimmy there are bugs in your home. There are. But theyre kind of fascinating. Jimmy sure. Theyre ants. And they die. They die within about six months. Jimmy yeah. They die soon. We had an ant farm at our house once. You did . Jimmy it didnt last long. And the idea of farming would indicate that something is growing. But really theres no its just tunneling. Jimmy theyre just there to die in the plastic. You know what . Its a little depressing in that way. Because its like youre working for nothing. Youre just killing time. Literally. Jimmy that is true. Its kind of heartbreaking. Jimmy theres a metaphor in there somewhere. This child is a sadistic little thing, isnt he . Heres your box of death. Happy wedding. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats very funny. Jimmy maybe hes smarter than you thought. Yeah. Got one on you. Jimmy so tell me about this documentary. I watched it today, and i thought it was very interesting and very moving as well. You know whats one of the most interesting things for me, is i had no idea it existed. I knew what the National Institutes id never heard of it. The National Institutes of health. Jimmy youre talking about documentaries, right . In general. I didnt know we had historical true tv. No. Theres this one building at the National Institutes of health called building 10 and its the largest Clinical Research hospital in the world, which means patients with seemingly or definitely incurable diseases whove gone through all the testing finally really volunteer to be test subjects. And they go into hospital rooms and their doctors are literally across the hall in laboratories, and its just this back and forth. And its this beautiful combination of course its the greatest hope in the world. Theyre all hoping to get a personal cure. Jimmy or a miracle. Yeah. Yeah. But we trace through four specific cases we follow through this documentary. And in each of them they all have different outcomes, they all have different obviously. But theres this bedrock of this knowledge they all have that whatever happens to them they know that theyre making a contribution to like adding a rung in the ladder to coming closer to find a cure. Its the most beautiful moving thing in the world and its such important work. And we pay for it. Thats what blew my mind. This is something that has to go and ask for funding every couple of years just like any other thing does. Fine. But i just thought you hear about the waste of taxpayer dollars all the time. And i just when i first heard about it, thought why do we not know this is something that president truman got going in the early 50s. Like our countrys behind this. I dont mean to sound cynical, but when i first heard about it and i put it in perspective, i was like this sounds like something id hear about in a foreign country. Oh, in finland they have this hospital where they whatever. And i donts mean that as a slap against us. Its just like this is ours and i didnt know about it. Im getting overdramatic, arent i . Sorry. Jimmy its nice to hear about things youre paying for that that are doing wonderful things. Jimmy all you hear about is the waste. Exactly. The bridge to nowhere. No, this is some stuff going on too. Jimmy explain the title of the show. Because its an odd title. It is. Its a weird thing to hear. First in human. Not inhuman. In human. Its literally what it says. The first time certain therapies or whatevers are going to be tested in a human being. And i mean the not in a crass way but really a base way of saying it would be like these people have volunteered to put their lives on the line like a guinea pig. Theyre going to be they volunteer to be in the lab. Would you do that if you were in that situation after being oh, i think so. Ill tell you why i would. Because one of the things you see in this documentary is the passionate, humane care these doctors work with. Theyre all on a mission to find new therapies and new cures. But there is not an ounce of chestbeating pride about it. It is in fact theres one case during it where the doctor switches his protocol and takes a chance of kind of losing all the progress theyve made because hes got to give the patients steroids which might put everything in jeopardy, but its going to save his life. And i think theres a misconception with a lot of doctors around the country that this is volunteering to be a lab rat in a really cynical way, and i really think the people working there show you its a 180 from that. Its science is crucially important to them, but matched with it is because its important to saving lives. And i have one in my hands right here. Jimmy well, its great that youre doing this. Im really proud of it. [ cheers and applause ] i loved. Jimmy its called first in human. It airs the next three thursday nights on discovery. Jim parsons, everybody. Thank you, jim. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] you are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. 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You have. Bug eyes here come the bugs ahh bugs everywhere uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Still to come, war on drugs. Our next guest is a talented young actor from england who stars as a talented young drug dealer from South Central on the show snowfall. It airs wednesday nights on fx. Please welcome damson idris. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Jimmy are you taking it all in . Well, youre from england. Do you still live in england . Yeah, yeah. I still live in i grew up in peckham, southeast london. And now i live in a place called Elephant Castle. Jimmy Elephant Castle . Really . Yeah. Elephant castle. Its literally a place with one big horrible shopping center. Jimmy for real . Yeah. So imagine a mall in skid roe and the best thing in there is a cvs. [ laughter ] jimmy we dont have to imagine. We walk down a block. Elephant castle. Well, welcome to los angeles, as we call it here. I love it. Jimmy its amazing the accent that you do on the show because you really seem like youre an american. Oh, wow. Jimmy i mean, thats well, that was the object i guess. That was your intention. How did you do that so well . Wow. So i have a dialect coach. His name is dub c. And hes from westside connection. He raps with jimmy oh, the rapper. Yeah. Real o. G. Jimmy thats your dialect coach . I know, right . [ laughter ] you can understand i was petrified all the time. So i was staying downtown where they put me and they called me up and he was like yeah, whats up . Its dub c. Yeah, im gonna be your dialogue coach. They want to call me a damn dialect coach. Anyway, im downstairs. This is me. What . Hes like yeah, come downstairs. Im like how do you know where i live . Dont worry about it, homey. Aint nothing but a g thing. Click. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh, theres a gangster waiting for me downstairs. So i get down there jimmy oh, you did go down. Yeah. I went down. Jimmy next time dont go down. [ laughter ] so i get there and hes like hes got a real blacked out car and stuff. Heat like whats up, little homey . Jump in. We rolling. Im like okay, my South Central for dummies booklet says we rolling means driveby. Okay. [ laughter ] so i get in the car and thank god it wasnt a driveby. Jimmy what was it . Yeah. Were driving down crenshaw and he takes me to this restaurant called popeyes. Jimmy yes, ive heard of it. [ laughter ] ive never been to popeyes before. Jimmy do you know popeye the cartoon character . No. Jimmy oh, you dont even know popeye, huh . I didnt know anything. I didnt know if we were going to eat pasta, chicken. I had no idea. Jimmy its chicken, yeah. Were driving there and im like whats popeyes . Hes like man, dont ask no stupidass questions. Get that biscuit, dip it in the honey. Dip it in the honey [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy wow. This is some dialect coach youve got. Yes, mr. Dub c. I was petrified. Jimmy well, he did a good job. He transitioned me from a british wimp to an american gangster. Jimmy do you like american rap music . Are you interested in that . I mean, wow. My favorite rappers Kendrick Lamar. Jimmy yeah, sure. Hes great. [ applause ] and its funny because weve been touring the show. So ive seen every state in america. Well, major city. And were in the ritz in philadelphia. Dont ask me why i was there. So isaiah john who plays leon on the show, he calls me up. Im sleeping in my room, hes like come downstairs. Whos there . Is it rihanna . [ laughter ] hes like no, better. Its Kendrick Lamar. Im like omw. Click. So im like okay, im about to meet Kendrick Lamar. Jimmy whats the w . Omw. On my way. Jimmy oh, on my way. Okay. All right. [ laughter ] i was expecting a g. [ applause ] i dont know. Im old. You guys understood. Jimmy omw . So im like im about to meet Kendrick Lamar. Im wearing my best clothes. So i put on like this blue Louis Vuitton tshirt, my favorite ripped jeans. Jimmy all right. And some red bottoms. Im like im about to meet the wizard. So i jimmy i dont know what red bottoms are either. But im going to keep going as if i do. Oh, red bottoms. Yeah. [ laughter ] see, im very youthful. Imagine, im 75 years old. Oh, wow. White dont crack. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy you say white dont crack. We say wdc. But go ahead. [ laughter ] there we are. So i get downstairs and its Kendrick Lamar sprinting on a treadmill. Jimmy Kendrick Lamars on a treadmill . In a gym. Im like i probably shouldnt wear these clothes because im not going to be able to blend in. So i get one of those gym balls and i sit on it. And for about 35 minutes i just look at him. [ laughter ] i just watch Kendrick Lamar sprinting for about 35 minutes. Jimmy did he get nervous . He was really into it. He was going jimmy into the running. So i go upstairs and me and isaiah are pacing around, were wimps, we need to go down there and tell him about snowfall, tell him about the show. So we muster up the courage, go back down there. I bolt toward him. His securitys closing in. Im like hi, mr. Kendrick lamar, my names damson idris im an actor on snowfall its about the beginnings of the crack epidemic in l. A. Thats where youre from, right . Right . [ laughter ] [ applause ] and literally Kendrick Lamar goes, oh, yeah, thats dope. Thats dope. [ laughter ] you british on the show . Im like no, no, no, no. Im from compton. Compton, l. A. , where youre from. Hes like oh, cool, cool, cool, cool. Let me hear it. Jimmy oh, he was interested. And i passed out. Jimmy you did. You didnt do the accent for him . Passed out. Jimmy probably the best move. Well, first of all, its amazing watching you go in and out of that accent in the first place. [ cheers and applause ] but congratulations. The show has been picked up already for a Second Season. Yes. Jimmy thats a very good sign. I know. Youre probably not that excited that we have a Second Season because youre in like season 15 jimmy well, i call it s2. But yeah. Sure. [ laughter ] well, the show is called snowfall. Its wednesday nights on fx. Thats damson idris, everybody. Well be right back with the war on drugs. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Vo jacks got your back. Hits, jack somebody craving my smoky jack burger . Vo the smoky jack burger combo for 4. 99. Vo hickorysmoked bacon, smoked cheddar cheese, vo all on an artisan poppyseed bun. Vo plus fries and a refreshing drink. Vo all for just 4. 99. Man thanks, jack jack youre welcome. Vo the new smoky jack burger combo for just 4. 99. Vo only at jack in the box. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank jim parsons, damson idris. I want to apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first their new album a deeper understanding comes out august 25th. Here with the song pain, the war on drugs [ cheers and applause ] go to bed now i can tell pain is on the way out look away and dominos fall away i know its hard lookin in knowin that tomorrow youll be back again hang your head and let me in ive been waiting so long ive been staring into the light when i saw you in the distance and knew that youd be mine am i moving back in time just standing still i met a man with a broken back he had a fear in his eyes that i could understand i cant even shake the hand without breaking it im just pulling on a wire but it just wont break ive been turnin every dial but i hear no sound i resist what i cannot change i wanna find what cant be found im aware youre tired and lost like a demon in the doorway waiting to be born but im here all alone just beggin pull me close and let me pull you in give me the deeper understanding of who i am yeah im moving back again but im ready ive been pulling on a wire but it just wont break ive been turnin every dial but i hear no sound i resist what i cannot change own it in your own way yeah i wanna find what cant be found [ cheers and applause ] thanks. 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