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you couldave had gooerm . >> yeah you -- up. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- matt leblanc. emily ratajkowski. the premiere of baby bachelor in paradise. and music from vince staples featuring juicy j. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you everybody. welcome. welcome to the show. thanks for watching. thanks for all of you for coming [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a very special night. bachelorette night in america. earlier this evening we bore witness rachael chose brian to be her lawful wedded bride and i've been on a roll picked four of the last five bachelors to win and four of the last five bachelorettes. it's why they call me roaster damus. i feel somewhat vindicated. amazing thing happened tonight. my pick, peter, did something no one has done on the show before, noticed how crazy it was to marry a woman who is with two other people so he said i can't propose because i stake marriage proposal seriously by rachael said i'm looking for a proposal now on tv. that was tha relationship over. and then peter broke down and started questioning himself. >> it's wrong. >> what's wrong with snu nothing's wrong with you. after 21 seasons with the bachelor and 13 with bachelorette you're the first rational being ever to appear on the show. there's nothing wrong. [ cheers and applause ] now i a admire peter. and rachael who appeared to be heartbroken over peter next day told brian couldn't imagine her life without him and then they got engaged. >> i can't! >> richel lynn lindsey, will you be my wife forever. >> so pretty. yes. >> wow what a ring. tell you what, rachael must really be into brian. don't know if you noticed this but brian without a doubt is the loudest kisser in the history of the bachelorette. look at this. >> it's like he's slurping ramen or something. so there you have it. another shocking finale of the bachelorette. basically brian got down to bended knee unlike on "game of thrones" last night. did you watch? [ cheers and applause ] well all you could think is we better make sure kim jong-un gets hold of a dragon. [ laughter ] there was a bhbo hack today some exec e-mails were released. don't understand why that happens. if you go to the trouble of hacking i say have fun with it. like this road sign in northern california over the weekend. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] someone hacked that and wrote trump has herpes, now that is fake news. president trump is on 17 day vacation at a golf course and tweeted 15 times today. [ laughter ] as you know donald trump was very critical of president obama's vacation so seems odd he would take a trip of this length six months in but he insists he's working as long planned construction is at the white house. this is not a vacation. meetings and calls. turns out he's not on vacation even though it may look kind of like. well if you look at this clip just because he's in a golf cart golfing, we jump to the conclusion that he was on a some kind of vacation, which he is not. if you look at the tweet, you see right there, meetings and calls with an exclamation point. this is not the first time we've done this to him, by the way. remember the time he wrote i was the personal will be no cuts to medicare and medicaid and then he did want to cut medicare and medicaid. and the time he wrote electoral college is disaster for the democracy really what he was trying to say was the electoral college is actually genius. screwed that up too. [ applause ] it's happened a lot of times. he said thank you to the lbgtq community. i will fight for you. he said i have nothing to deal with russia. and we can't let obama fly around on air force one for million dollars a day for the purpose of politics and play. we see these tweets and we jump to conclusions because we pay too much attention to the words instead of what's on the inside. that's if if that's not fair. i want to apologize to the president for thinking the vacation is a vacation when plainly it is not. it's right there. meetings and calls. it's working. just yesterday worked a peace deal between groundles keeper at the golf course and some gophers. [ cheers and applause ] don't know, is it possible he doesn't know he's on vacation. where am i now? working? you're golfing sir. no i'm not, you're fired. he tweeted again today he's not on vacation. working hard from new jersey while white house is under renovation. going to new york for next two weeks will be could much fun to see him tweet for the next two weeks about how harhe's working while he's doing this. just for the record ordering chris christie to go on a white castle run doesn't count as a meeting. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile the russian president vladimir putin is also on vacation. which is ki of suspicion. like when your husband and secretary go on a work trip together. putin is fishing in siberia which surrounds like a you'veimmism mafia would use to describe killing someone. but it is not. they released video, only way wy it more masculine than it is. is to add this song. ♪ matcho, matcho man. ♪ ♪ i got to be a macho man ♪ >> nice fish. unless it's illegal to be a village person. according to the new york times this caused a bit of commotion at the white house, president mike pence planning on running for president but issued a statement strongly denying the article saying it was disgraceful, offensive to me my family and entire team the suggest he is running for president in 2020 is laughable and absurd. why would he be president in 2020, he's going to be president much, much sooner than that. [ cheers and applause ] not only did t pence team put out a statement denying he is starting some kind of shadow campaignor 2020 they also released advertisement. >> mike pence is a dedicated public service anatomy with the vision and passion it takes to lead this country, not that he wants to. from our cities to our corn fields, from the heartland to the coast, mike pence has no interest in overseeing any of those places. mike pence has the kind of foreign policy experience to keep america safe, if he wanted to do that, which he doesn't. president mike pence would always fight for you, but he's not president and has no plans to be one. mike pence 2020. the year he won't be running for president. >> i'm mike pence and i approve this message. >> this ad paid for by the committee to elect mike pence for president. >> how about that. we have to take a break. when we come back from the break this is very exciting the premier of our new bachelor spin off shot starring toddlers, the world premier of baby bachelor in paradise when we return. be right back. we don't just want to watch games cable gives us. paradise when we return. be right back. /.;0' . we want falcons in new york. jets in la. bears in new orleans. or buccaneers in a quaint, little new england bed an breakfast. can you please pass the marmalade, charlie? 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[ laughter ] >> she's so beautiful. and crazy. >> brendan, how are you doing? >> good. >> you doing well? are you enjoying this time here in paradise? seems like you got a lot on your mind, do you think mazy is somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with. >> i think maybe but she's kind of scary. >> ask it scare you to be in love or are you just scared of her? >> i'm just scared of her. >> your just scared of her. brendan do you keep a lot of secrets? >> uh, no. >> brendan, do you have a child? >> this season, which babies will run off into the sunset and which will run home to mommy. will brendan wet himself when his esstranged wife charlie shows up. >> surprise, surprise. >> will mazy get even crazier. >> get out of here he doesn't want you. >> will new faces send shock waves through paradise. >> ahh! >> and will someone please explain what dillon is talking about. >> i jus saw a plant with pts and he was super talking and it was made of broccoli. >> found out next time on baby bachelor in paradise. [ cheers and applause ] >> will be quite a ride. we have be 666 music from vince staples with juicy j. emily ratajkowski is here and we'll be right back with matt leblanc. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by old navy's "on-ward! program." taking the next generation to the generation to the next level. here come the bugs! ahh! bugs everywhere! uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna. for a limited time, mcdonald's iswith sriracha mac sauce.e take things up by dipping your mcnuggets in this creamy sauce with just the right amount of spice. and how do we take it up even more? by offering a 20 piece mcnuggets for just 5 dollars. guirellmo and i went and i i trip this weekend. >> it was great. >> we went to new york. >> maybe next ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the energy conscious whopeople among usle? say small actions can add up to something... humongous. a little thing here. a little thing there. starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. who are all these caretakers, advocates too? turns out, it's californians it's me and it's you. don't stop now, it's easy to add to the routine. join energy upgrade california and do your thing. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome back. tonight on the show, she's a model, an actress, and she hates my mother's cooking, yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye thahat's r. emy ratajkowski i here. r rlly put the r r in ratajkowski, i'll tell you that. then, this is his album, it's called, "big fish theory," vince staples featuring juicy j from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow, milo ventimiglia will be here. we'll have music from lindsey stirling. and later this week, jim parsons, john lithgow, damson idris, jay baruchel, plus music from diana krall and the war on drugs. so please join us. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a golden globe-winning tv star who once was our r r friend a is now abo to say goodbye to another great show. the fifth and final season of "episodes" starts august 20th on showtime. please welcome matt leblanc. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you. >> good to have you here. >> good to be back. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're beloved. >> thank you very much. >> do you watch the bachelorette or bachelor or that stuff? >> i don't. >> it's okay. >> you know what i watch a lot of. >> what's that. >> my little pony. >> do snu. >> my daughter is 34 now she can't get enough. >> how old is your daughter. >> 13. >> and still watching "my little pony". >> it's a discussion that needs to take place. >> 13 years old my little pony seems exextreme. doeseshe watch reruns of friends? >> no. just my little pony marathons. >> she never seen it? >> yeah she seen it but doesn't want to watch me on tv she gets enough of me in the kitchen. doesn't want toee more of me than nececeary. >> teens are discovering the show and talks about the show, really seem it'ss to hold up fa as the y young kids go. have youou had a lototf people come uppo you. >> yeah every year seems like a new generation discovers it. now enonoh time's gone b by kid willome u to me hey, wow, did you, whoa, are y y joey's dad? [ [ ughter ] [ cheers and applause ] one kid i actually said scam. that came e out of my y uth. >> had to turn moo jojoey's dad. did you see what jay z did, on his service title, you probably know aboutut this, t theyid a version of "fririds" with an all-l-ack cast and well, i think we have the intro let's take a look a athis. ♪ ♪ how many of us have them ♪ friends ones we can dend on ♪ ♪ how many of us have them ♪ friends ♪ before we goo any further ♪ let's be friends ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's you. >> me in thpool, i'm the e e e gu you're the big guy. >> big joey in the pool. >> do youou havav any memory of ooting that? >> i don't'temember. ththat particucur one i don't remember that at all. but when w wshot the titles for the show, yeah, it was a long time ago. >> it's funny b bause we all have it burnednto our h hds t probably took 45 minutututute shoot thatatight. o it was hours. evody had pruny fingers. >> they did. > let's bring in the crane. >> oh, really did you have e choreographier for those moves. >> those are my own. . >> those are your own moves. [ cheers a a applause ] sohe episode, they went on t to >> oh, there's more? come on. >> they did aot ofhe episodod it wasas a one where i don't know, everybody'slate, body's o time, sosothing like ththat, ross i i going around, is late, everybody's taking a long time. >> the one w where no onons rea. he's goingngo give some big speech and inv us all andnd nobody's taking it sereriously that one irorocally dislocatatad my shshlder. >> oh,h, you did? > yeah t t audiencee that ni was madee up of dietoke contest winners so there was a big contest, the wle audience won this and were flown in from all over the country, it was the fighting over the big down i are chair. [ cheers and applause ] i'm down stage at the table and he comes in the door we both lolo attt eachhh other, look at chair and either of usre sitting i it so we both race to the chair, i have to ste over thee coffee table and land in this big huge comfortable chair. dododon't tnk i i i it qualifie stunt. somehow i landed completely upside down a put my armrm out to break my falalalaround just exploded my shoulder. i get up. evevybody thought it was part of the ow. everybody's laughing i'm like, yeah, pretty funny, ha, ha, i'm in total pain. i go upstage into monica's it's back s sge. i cocollapse agagast the wall i looking, my shoulder's's gone. my arm isticking o o o of myy as heck, whoa, i look upp and he anthony edwards from ererer was the next stage over happened to be there watching the show and he comes i in and i'm l l l le d i hit my head too, because i know you're not a real doctor, get out o of here. get going. [ cheers andnd applause e and t fire departmtment came and we had to shut down e show. l of those people got sent home. anand then warnener brothers ha fly them all back again in another show and i did a few episododes inn a slili androte t into the show as joeyy was juing on the bed. >> i didn't realize you were a hehe. i knew youou were many thihihin w that's arazy thing. >> it was nuts. thth's that episode. >> well there's a little bit of history behind everything. we're going to take be a breaka and come back and talk about "epipides" which is a great show. matt leblanc is here. we'll l rigigight back.k. ♪ ♪ so being cool comes naturally. m. i can't decece if thlace is swag or bling. it's pels. word. ladies, you u know when you switch, you get my bomb-diggity discscounts autototically. ♪ no duhright? chuckles ] sir, you forgot -- keep it. you're gonna need it when i make it precipitate. what, what? what? what, what? inthousands ofk barrels lay silent aging, building a fuller smootherlavor ththat oy comes from b bng aged fr long years at jim beam our history is made from the inside how w ll you make yours? now try jim beam apple poured over ice and serve lub with cda and a frfrh lemon wedge when you're close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment? if you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. with taltz, up to 90% of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. in fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. do not use if you are allergic to taltz. before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. tell your doctor if you are being treated for an infection or have symptoms. or if you have received a vaccine or plan to. inflammatory bowel disease can happen with taltz. including worsening of symptoms. serious allergic reactions can occur. now's your chance at completely clear skin. just ask your doctor about taltz. now's your chance at completely clear skin. the ford summer sales event is in full swing. it's gonna work, i promise you, we can figure this out. babe... little help. -hold on, mom. no, wifi. wifi. it's not a question, it's a thing. take on summer right with ford, america's best-selling brand. now with summer's hottest offer. get zero percent for seventy-two months plus an additional thousand on top of your trade-in. during the ford summer sales event get zero percent for seventy-two months plus an additional thousand on top of your trade-in. offer ends soon. ♪ ♪ [brother] any last words? 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[ cheers and applause ] >> thanks. you know, it was great. to be honest, jimmy, i don't know why i'm leaving. [ laughter ] i was just about to ask for a raise. the writers feel like they want to move on with their story. >> just get different writers. >> i'm like jump the shark why not it's fun it's a shark. >> you have how my shows now? >> three. >> so "man with a plan" coming to cbs. you start that yet. >> we start shooting that next week. season two. >> and you do "top gear"gear" show. >> yeah that's a lot of fun. we were just in norway, france, italy, northern california, we've been just shooting fast cars all over the world. it's a fun job. a little dodgy at times. >> if you wreck one of those cars who has to pay for it. >> hopefully not me. >> is it predetermined that if something happens to the car or does it go on to your personal automobile insurance. >> i'm going to look into that closely right after this. >> by the way happy birthday. you had a big birthday last month. >> the big one. >> yep 50 years old. >> 50. >> how do you feel about that? >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] yeah, you know, 30, you turn 30 you're like okay it's time for me to look around at my life. "friends" was going good at that time. i'm like things are looking good. yeah. so my 40th birthday i was all excited. going to have a big 40th at my house, caterer is there, dj in the backyard, everyone's getting set up. the bartender, the martini, i'm like i should sample that, see how it is. i passed out before the first guest got there. so the party's going on at my house. there's like i don't know, 80 people there. i'm asleep on the couch the whole time. and as the days go on after that i get all these pictures texted to me with butts in my face among otherhings. so i missed the whole party. so this year i swore i was not going to make the same mistake as people wer showing up at the house everyone without exception, hey, you're up. hey! and i made it right to the end, baby. right to the end. we had a good time. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, that's more like an 80th birthday, what did you do, it was a party at your house, i'm turning 50 in november so i'm curious to the success of a 50th birthday party. >> the other thing about turning 50 it's half century. >> yeah. >> it's quick step, to i'm halfway gone. then you think about it, you go, no i'm more than half way gone because not that many people live to 100. so i'm almost dead. >> maybe we'll be buried together. >> that's it, have a party, try to make it to the end. if you complete at, you're good. >> if you could say good-bye to the last guest than you've succeeded. >> yeah. >> well happy birthday great to see you. the show is called "episodes" returns august 20th at 10 on showtime. we'll be right back with emily ratajkowski. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [intern] hey bradley, do you remember when i took your photo this morning? [boy] yea! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> you know, i was mad at you and now you walked out i feel okay with everything. >> we have a lot to talk about. we have a beef, i guess. >> you're right we literally have a beef. >> cool. >> after i hosted the emmys last year. >> great he was great. [ applause ] >> at that show my mom made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for everyone in the audience, you were one of the people in the audience, you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? >> i did. >> i was one of the few people that ate them. a lot of people don't eat in hollywood. >> now you're making it worse. >> after the emmys were caught on cameraman by tmz and this happened. >> did you try the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. >> i had more than enough and weren't that good. >> why do you hate my mother? [ laughter ] >> can i just say jimmy i don't think your mother made my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. >> now you're calling her a liar. >> mine was taped to the bottom of my chair. i feel the good ones were being handed out. those were the fresh ones. you know, to your mother really apologize and maybe to you because maybe you had to eat those peanut butter and jelly laughter ] for life. >> y know my mother would make peanut butter and fluff sandwiches. >> wait why didn't i get one of those. >> well we just had the peanut butter and jelly. >> there you go it's not her specialty. >> are you someone who cooks? >> no i'm someone who eats a lot. >> obviously. >> that's what everyone says they think i'm being cute about it but i'm not cute at all. >> i believe that because i seen kelly ripa eat a steak the size of a basset hound. >> and she's a small lady. a basset hound is like half her size. >> some people have high metabolism. >> i guess so because you should see my refrigerator it's basically indian food, thai food, and preferable when i'm horizontal in bed i heard people come over and watch me eat and say i lost all respect for you. >> it's kind of gross to eat in bed. in fact brings us to our next subject which is photograph posted on redit. tell me the story. this is former production assistant. >> so this is the inside of my car. no longer. she was my baby for about eight years. when most people say their car is messy they are like dog hair and iced coffee. no, no, i'm not cute messy i'm real messy. so one day i went on redit which no one should do to look up their own name. and i saw something, someone said something nice about me like emily ratajkowski is great to work with, da, da, then i clicked on it, and he's like, then i drove her car. >> why did he drive your car. >> becse he's production assiant. found the right parking whatever. >> is there a reason you didn't get the car washed because you knew there was so much disgusting stuff inside there. >> i think it made me feel at home. >> oh, is your home also a garbage dump. >> no it truly is a garbage dump. so i cleaned the car out before i got rid of it there was everything from tampons and -- >> i love the reaction to tampons, guys are like, oh, it's too much. >> they were so mixed and deep you wouldn't notice there there was a landing zone for your feet when you came in. bring them up here. >> is your new car also disgust sng. >> well we're only two weeks into the new car. >> i see do you miss the car. >> absolutely. >> did you say good-bye when it was gone. >> did the car have a name. >> i'm bad at parallel parking so called it bubble butt because her car would always be out. >> are you a good driver in general. >> i'm an excellent driver next time we can go for a cruise and eat marshmallow and peanut butter. are you a cheen person. >> here's the period thing about me i'm a very clean person, i'm sure you could tell when you came out. beautiful fingernails. >> that's the kind of thing i don't notice because i'm not a clean person. >> you're not in general. my car is clean but everything else my office is a mess. >> why the car? >> i leave a trail of things from the front door all the way up to the bedroom. i don't know why it is. my wife is exactly the opposite. she's very neat at home very clean but then ipen herar it's like a recycling bin one thousand empty water bottles will come out of the car. >> my car was so bad when i went to get my 2016 christmas tree we had to take the ties off from the 2015 christmas tree. i did it before the guy noticed like oh, [ bleep ] found some scissors in the backseat and cut it quickly. people would stop me, like, excuse me, they're going to be like they're going to want a picture, they're like you have a wire hanging out of your car. it was a tie from the christmas tree. >> i assumed you were from another country in that blurred lines video. i didn't realize you're american. >> i'm american, from southern california. >> where you from? >> san diego, grew up there, born in london, so some people think i should are a british accent so i throw them when i say like, and gnarly and brah. >> your parents actors. >> no they're beautiful people like your mother is. no my dad way my high school art teacher. >> your art teacher? >> would you drive to school with him every day. >> i did. he was the cool art teacher. always wore flip flops. i'd be in class and he'd be wandering the hallways. he was a good dad. tried to give me my space zbl. >> yeah only thing didn't teach you is to keep your car cleaned. >> he tried one time he raked my room with an actual rake and i came home and everything was in trh bags. he's a very clean guy like you. >> i'm not that clean but compared to you oscar the grouch is clean comparitive. >> i know it's a really big deal i'm sharing with the world. >> well thank you for being here, emily ratajkowski everybody. she lives in a garbage can. we shall return with music from vince staples feet juicy j. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. latches onto youry finger so hard, it's like she's saying i love you. that's why aveeno's oat formula is designed for your baby's sensitive skin. aveeno®. naturally beautiful babies. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank matt leblanc, emily ratajkowski, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. nightline is next but first, his latest album "big fish theory" is out now, here with the song "big fish," with some help from juicy j., vince staples! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hands up, hands up, hands up ♪ ♪ hands up ♪ ♪ hands up ♪ how y'all doing tonight [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night balling so far from my past misfortune ♪ ♪ no sleepin' late nights no eatin' gun squeezing ♪ ♪ i'm a real artesian ramona i was round that corner still down ♪ ♪ i'm a norf norf soldier g slide right down do sawyer when we slide you won't see morning ♪ ♪ another story of a young black man tryna make it up out that jam ♪ ♪ god damn bag back let me make my bands got plans ♪ ♪ if you hatin' don't shake my hand take it easy homie ♪ ♪ reminiscin' sitting in that benz of the 22 bus stop way back when ♪ ♪ with the 22 5 shot eyes on scan for the click clack ♪ ♪ clap or the boop bop bam ♪ ♪ cuz i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's funny i was going crazy not too long ago women problems every ♪ ♪ morning like the maury show swimming upstream while i'm tryna ♪ ♪ keep my bread from the sharks make me wanna put the hammer to my head ♪ ♪ at the park politickin' with the kids tryna get em on a straight path ♪ ♪ got the lames mad know they hate to see me make cash got the space dash ♪ ♪ in the foreign with the gps addressed to your mama house ♪ ♪ compensation conversations what i'm all about took the smart route never been marked out ♪ ♪ shoulda been dead broke shoulda been chalked out but it didn't happen now it's time to ♪ ♪ get it cracking quarterbackin' like i'm 40 water mix the holy water with the voss ♪ ♪ wanna be the boss then you gotta pay the cost learned it from ♪ ♪ the dogg i'm from long beach that's the city where the skinny ♪ ♪ carry strong heat i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ ♪ i was up late night ballin' countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ make some noise right now for jimmy kimmel live. 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