[ cheers and applause ] oh, very i appreciate it. We have so much to get to tonight, starting with none other than o. J. As you probably heard by now, this afternoon nevada state parole board unanimously voted to grant o. J. Parole. He served nine years for armed robbery. O. J. Simpson for those of you too young to remember, is the second most embarrassing Person Associated with the kardashian family. [ cheers and applause ] right after scott disick. And not only was the parole good news for o. J. It was good news for our nations news anchors who got a chance to really let their creative juices flow. The juice is almost loose. The juice will be set loose. The juice will soon be on the loose. The juice will be loose. The juice will be loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The judge let the goose loose. Or the juice, i should say. Yeah, yeah. You definitely should say. Technically, the juice is not [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Youre not clapping because o. J. s out, are you . [ laughter ] he could be released by october 1st. On which date hell be picked up at the lovelock correctional facility via helicopter and flown directly to the set of dancing with the stars. Or bachelor in paradise. Whichever ones in production. [ laughter ] a number of Cable Networks including espn broadcast the hearing live, which wasnt a surprise. You know, o. J. Simpson has been on tv longer than homer simpson. So hes a big draw. [ laughter ] before the parole board weighed in, o. J. Got a chance to make his case for why he should get out sooner rather than later. Im not a guy that has conflicts on the street. I dont expect to have any when i leave here. But i feel that im much better prepared but more so for i think my commitment to being a better christian because i thought i was a good guy. I had some problems with fidelity in my life. But ive always been a guy that pretty much got along with everybody. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. With two notable exceptions. [ laughter ] but it turns out o. J. [ applause ] o. J. Even got along with his cellmate. Cnn had one of o. J. s former guards on the air today, who gave some interesting specifics as to why o. J. Was such a model prisoner. His first cellmate was, correct me if im wrong, a 69 serial rapist who laid claim to Something Like 100 rapes. Did they get along . Yeah, they got along. His first cellie told me that he raped over 100 women and o. J. And him got along great. [ applause ] jimmy thats nice. You see, hes a people person. Right this way, campers were walking and were walking and were walking and were stopping. Jimmy hi. Whats going on here . Hello. Were from late night summer camp. Its a summer camp that teaches kids about late night tv shows. Jimmy oh. This looks like a pretty good spot. Grab a seat. Crisscross apple sauce. [ laughter ] jimmy whoa. Lets enjoy the show. Jimmy do the kids have to sit right here, though . Oh, well just be here a minute. Go ahead. Jimmy okay. Hi, kids. So i was just talking about o. J. [ laughter ] anyway, as i was saying, o. J. Is headed to naples, florida next. So ladies, if youre in the naples area and you see someone who looks like o. J. On tinder, swipe left. Definitely [ laughter [ laughter ] yikes. Okay, campers, this is a teachable moment. Why was that joke so bad . [ laughter ] julie. It was in bad taste. 100 . Bobby . He used tinder as a punchline for the millionth time. His writers are lazy. [ laughter ] the laziest. Jimmy oh, my now lets see if he can pull out of this tailspin. Jimmy im not in a tailspin. Im not at all in a tailspin. What are you talking about . Raise your hand if you think mr. Kimmel is in a tailspin. Jimmy you know what . Can you guys please leave . Youre distracting me. Im trying to dot monologue. Youre so funny, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. Whos this . Who are you . Hes in sidekick camp. Hes learning how to stand in the wings and giggle at anything the host says. [ laughter ] jimmy oh. Great job, oscar jimmy well, kids, sorry this isnt working out but i think you guys have to leave if you dont mind. We cant really have you on the stage. Fire regulations. Okay . Oh. Okay, then. Okay, come on, gang. Lets go back to the green room and see the substances that t. J. Miller is abusing. Yea [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so i just want to tell you guys, i have to come clean. It was all scripted. Theyre really not [ laughter ] today in case you didnt know, today is marks six months of president trump. Thats right. Hes already halfway through his presidency. How could it only be six months . Yesterday alone felt like six months in the trump administration. [ laughter ] trumps Approval Rating after six months is 36 . Which is interesting because if his Approval Rating drops below 30 he explodes. Or wait, i might be confusing him with the bus in speed. [ laughter ] 36 means more than a third of the country still supports what hes doing. This morning on fox and friends we met some of those people at a restaurant in clay city, kentucky who were there to chat it up with team trump. What does washington not understand about the working man, the working woman here in kentucky . They just dont understand nothing about us. I think trump understands and i think trump alone, hell take care of the working people. But they need to leave him alone and let him do his job jimmy you know, stop it right there because look at what he is eating. This guy this guys going to need health care more than anyone. [ laughter ] [ applause ] three large pieces of fried i hope chicken. I dont know. And thats breakfast at 7 35 a. M. [ laughter ] but he likes what the president is doing. All i know is donald trump gets the job, six months later o. J. s out of prison. [ laughter ] by the way, this week according to the white house, its made in america week, which also happened to be the title of the o. J. Documentary. More collusion. You know what im saying . [ laughter ] trump was at the white house celebrating made in america week today where somehow the cref a pharmaceutical Glass Company talked him into taking part in some product demonstration. And just like that the roosevelt room in the white house turned into a scene right out of qvc. What this screen is going to show is how much force the president exerts before the vial is broken. All right . So mr. President , if you could please depress the lever. Okay. Depress it down. Stop. Okay. So he did okay. Mr. President , if youd just do the same thing, but this time dont be afraid to lean into it a little. Go on. Really . Its not a test of manhood. [ applause ] okay. Jimmy look at how happy he is. [ laughter ] like a kid at a carnival trying to win a bon jovi mirror or something. [ laughter ] you know, as a businessman trump made a lot of things in america. The decision to have all his suits and ties made in china was made in america, for instance. [ laughter ] so we slowed him down to half speed tonight for a special made in america edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed down speaking ] i want to welcome made in america week. This is what we call. Made in america right here. And theyre all here. Some of the great business minds. Business geniuses. Niuses. Niuses. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is thirsty thursday. The president , by the way, i know he doesnt drink, but he gave a real doozy of an interview to the failing New York Times yesterday. He spoke to the times for just under an hour, during which time he accused former fbi director james comey of trying to blackmail him. He brought his granddaughter in to speak chinese to everyone. He talked about hitler and napoleon. And he outlined his new plan for health care. This is an actual quote. This is what hes going to do. We are going to watch obamacare go down the tubes and well blame the democrats. So problem solved, i guess. [ laughter ] trump told reporters he was being unfairly judged because hes only been in office six months and people are expecting him to deliver a health care bill. And he has a point. I mean, where did anyone get the idea that passing health care was going to be easy . Youre going to have such Great Health Care at a tiny fraction of the cost, and its going to be so easy. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Donald trump hasnt met donald trump. [ applause ] i dont know if theyd get along. The most explosive part of the interview with the times was when trump lashed out at his own attorney general Jeff Sessions. He said that if hed known Jeff Sessions was going to recuse himself from the russia investigation he wouldnt have hired him. Jeff sessions, you may recall, was forced to recuse himself back in march because he had two undisclosed meetings with russians during the campaign when he was an adviser to trump, which obviously was the right thing to do. You cant investigate something you might have been a part of. So he stepped aside. And now this sessions russia stuff has been swirling around for months. But i wonder how closely people pay attention. We went outside to ask people on the street what the attorney general should do about Jeff Sessions. Okay . Of course Jeff Sessions is the attorney general. But did anyone know that . Lets find out in tonights edition of lie witness news. [ cheers and applause ] what do you think the attorney general should do about Jeff Sessions ties to russia . Oh, my god. I think that we need to cut all ties to russia. Right . Thats right. Yeah. What do you think the attorney general should do about Jeff Sessions ties to russia . I definitely think he should see whats up with that. Maybe submit a few inquiries. What do you think the attorney general should do about Jeff Sessionss ties to russia . I think he should try to get him to tell more about what he knew and why he didnt come forward sooner and about that. What would you say if i told you that Jeff Sessions and the attorney general are the same person . That would make sense. Do you believe Jeff Sessions when he says hes more loyal to the confederacy of dunces than to russia . Yeah. You do . I do. And who is Jeff Sessions . A guy that i guess under under aint he from russia . Who is Jeff Sessions . Jeff sessions, is that the guy that has been known for talking about trump doing this and that and he doing what he wants to do, stuff like that . Yeah. And do you know what his specific role in the government is . Is he a part of the government in russia . Yeah. I have no idea who Jeff Sessions is. Do you have any idea who the attorney general is . I thought that was Jeff Sessions. It is. [ applause ] congratulations. You win. [ laughter ] is there anyone youd like to thank . Id like to thank my father, who forced me to watch cnn growing up against my own will. Do you think your dads proud . Oh, probably not, no. Im wearing a rugrats shirt on tv. Hes not proud. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. We have a good show tonight. Run the jewels is here. From the Ufc Dana White is with us. And well be right back with t. J. Miller. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by boost mobile. were proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the worlds highest rated bourbon. Their words, not ours. Make history. make history. The lincoln summer invitation is on. Its time for a getaway. Now get our best offers of the season. On the agile mkc. On the versatile midsize lincoln mkx. Or go where summer takes you in the exhilarating mkz. The lincoln summer invitation sales event. 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J. , im going to start by asking why are you dressed like you just got drafted to the nba . [ laughter ] im dressed like im about to sell you aluminum siding and you dont know what that is. [ laughter ] i dont know. My stylist is Nicole Lumpkin of Nicole Lumpkin couture. It helps me look i guess when im not on television looking like a slobbish stoner im on your show looking like a welldressed slobbish stoner. [ laughter ] jimmy you actually do look sharp. Is this a custommade suit or everything that i wear is Nicole Lumpkin couture. And i love mentioning that because her last name sounds so unfashionable. [ laughter ] it is the worst fashion name possible. What am i wearing . Nicole lumpkin. [ laughter ] couture. Jimmy is that a lumpkin you have on . [ laughter ] what is this ring you have on . Theres a giant ring. Oh. I cant talk about that. [ laughter ] thank you so much for having me. Thank you so much for having me back and to major Motion Picture based on because every time any of us use an emoji we go i have that thought, for sure. [ cheers and applause ] its not the way youre supposed to promote things. Were having a fun time promoting it. I am especially. Because everybody has such low standards. You know, everyones kind of like oh, great, well see what this is about. And then its actually a really good heartwarming sort of the sentimentality, its very funny, its thrilling at points and it really moves, which is great. Like the pacing is wonderful. So people walk out of it and they expected to hate it and they even if they just kind of like it theyre like, yeah jimmy thats good. So were excited about it. Bring your low standards and well were perform way above them. Jimmy im glad youre excited about this emoji movie and im glad that things are going well for you. But a, im a little bit angry with you. And b, im worried about you. And im going to tell you why. Why are you quitting Silicon Valley . This is a terrible idea. I love that show. I love your character. I think you do a great job. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy the show is not over. In fact, arent there two more seasons of the show to come . I mean, perhaps. Im no yeah, im not on it anymore. Jimmy you will not be on the show anymore. Ono. Jimmy did you get fired . Did you steal something . Did you steal that ring . [ laughter ] i mentioned earlier that i didnt want to talk about this. [ laughter ] jimmy i know you did. Jimathan, please. No, they had a cliffhanger and i thought would be funny just to exit. Youre a family man. You talk about that a lot on the show. Jimmy yeah. I never go home. Im always there, though. You can see me outside peering over your fence. [ laughter ] no, you know, i wanted that 4 1 2 months first of all, i felt myself kind of going on its hard. You know, you do a television show, its very lucky, its such a great show. You guys love the show. I mean [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is a great show. Its only going to become better with me not on it. Jimmy why do you say that . Because it has to change. It has to grow. Theres Something Dynamic that has to happen. And those 4 1 2 months i wanted to we moved to new york city. And i wanted to spend that time with my wife. Ive worked so hard for so long in every single medium. I feel like i am offered things like deadpool and how to train your dragon and jimmy yeah. But what about Silicon Valley . Wellv you seen the emoji movie . No, i havent. But ill probably watch it with my daughter. Its really a movie for kids primarily, right . And women over the age of 72. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the demo youre going for . We solely want children under 12 and women overt age of 72. Jimmy thats good. You just cut out the weve been killing with it. Jimmy but i really think you should if its not too late, call mike judge, call hbo, whoever the hell you need to call and say im back in. Ehrlichs back. But that would sort of ruin the joke. And jimmy who cares . Have you seen the emoji movie . [ laughter ] you havent, have you . Jimmy no. I mentioned that i hadnt. You didnt do the research. Jimmy i didnt. Maybe if i had seen the emoji movie. We wouldnt even be talking about this. Youd be texting me right now. Jimmy is part of the reason you wanted to move to new york and you wanted to get out of l. A. . Yeah. I felt certainly under this current climate and administration i thought it might be good to have more time to do standup because i thought that would be the way that i would pitch in and kind of jimmy we have that here. Weve got that going on in l. A. Absolutely, yeah. But new york theres a lot more stage time when im in new york. When im in los angeles i do two to four sets possibly. In new york i do six to ten sets. Jimmy per night. In one night, yeah. So seven nights will give you a months worth of stage time in los angeles. So i figure i have to go there to really be able to apply the work ethic the weird thing is, though, is my wife is sort of this famous underground artist in new york and she has all these friends and theyre all in their 70s. Thats true. She loves septuagenarians for some reason. I moved to new york and my last friend in nok nick vaterod he moved to los angeles right so i have no friends in new york. Jimmy you dont have any friends. Its so weird. Its like going to college that was very inauthentic. [ laughter ] is there something funny about this story . But it really is this sad thing where its like going to college. Youre sort of looking around talking to people being like could you be a friend . Youre taking out hackie sacks just being like could you be a friend . Like the closest friend i have is the guy at the head shop near where we live. And i go in, im like hey, whats going on . Hes like we have a special on one hit toast and bubblers. A lot of new bubblers. What are you doing this weekend . Ive got a couple of shows i can get you into. Hes like no, i work here nights. Im like cool, well, if you ever want free passes to a comedy show you can bring and you your wife. She was killed. [ laughter ] its been a tough go of it. But im slowly trying to make friends in new york city. Jimmy ive got good news for you. Guillermo is going to be taking a trip to new york pretty soon. [ cheers and applause ] if his Child Support comes in. How will we get there . Because this is true. I left my passport in new york. When i came here for your show. How will we get across the border to new york city . The large apple. [ applause ] jimmy well figure it out. T. J. Miller is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by cocacola. Share a coke. Guys were out of milk goinneed anything . Run, skim milk chocolate milk im not doing dairy this week. Got it. Get everyday low prices on everyday essentials, targetrun and done. Guyscause this is my jam. N. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. Oh, you dont need a passport for new york . Jimmy you think you need a passport to go to new york . Guillermo no. Jimmy its part of the country. Guillermo oh, youre right. Yeah. Im drunk, jimmy. Jimmy you are . The Energy Conscious whopeople among usle . Say small actions can add up to something. Humongous. A little thing here. A little thing there. Starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. Who are all these caretakers, advocates too . Turns out, its californians its me and its you. Dont stop now, its easy to add to the routine. Join Energy Upgrade california and do your thing. I am a meh. So ive got to be totally over it all the time. Meh. Who cares . Which is not easy as it sounds. Hello, good simmians. Those are some sharp attaches. Yes. Well, we have business to attend to. What kind of business . Monkey business. Jimmy that is the emoji movie. T. J. Miller plays meh. [ cheers and applause ] did they tell you youre going to play meh . What . Jimmy did they tell you youre going to be playing meh . You know, when they brought first of all, they ask asked. They said they want to meet you on this film. Its the emoji movie. Its a movie about emojis. I said, why . [ laughter ] what do you mean . What are you talking about . Why would someone do that . They said, well, they have you in mind for the main character, which is meh emoji. And i said, yes. [ laughter ] you know . I had to go and kind of see what was going to they pitched. How could you possibly make a movie about emojis . And then about ten minutes into the pitch i was like, well, you know what, if youre going to make a movie about emojis, thats just about the best darn movie that you could make about emojis. So i was immediately on board. And it really it ended up being an interesting experience in that it just exceeded all of our expectations. And you know, the cast is so great. Maya rudolph we all love. Jimmy who does she play . [ applause ] yeah. James corden. The best latenight talk show host on television. [ applause ] no, but its maya rudolph is the smiley face. And shes constantly kind of smiling even when shes saying really mean things. Jimmy thats a good take. So its very psychopathic and wonderful. Jimmy who plays whos the eggplant . Is anybody the eggplant . You know, we had called you to see if you would voice that. Jimmy i didnt get that call. You should have texted me with emojis next time. I texted you. Yeah. Youre being a real eggplant right now. [ laughter ] no. Actually i said is there an eggplant in the film . And they said no, we spoke with sony and they decided not to do that. Jimmy oh. And i said oh, thats weird. Because a lot of it is about you know, sir Patrick Stewart plays the poohpooh emoji. Jimmy oh, he does . Yes [ applause ] yes yes. Jimmy did you know going in that he was going to be playing the poop emoji . I think so. Hes got a great sense of humor and i think he thought this would be a very funny idea. And im not sure that he knew that forever more i would try and have everyone call him sir pooptrick stewart. Or sir patrick poopart. No, but hes spectacular. Jimmy it sounds like you made the right decision leaving one of the Great Television shows Silicon Valley to do a movie. Jimmy that features cartoon poops. [ applause ] the emoji movie opens in theaters tomorrow. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] there are the memories you share. She ready. She ready. Yea. And the memories you dont. Im about to get pregnant tonight. [ screaming ] oh, oh thats my girl. Oh, oh thats my girl move your arm. Thats not my arm. Damn daddy. Thats my girl girls trip. Were lost. Bring us some cheeseburgers. I do not remember making that. Rated r. Starts friday. 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Were getting hungry and were just trying to decide which one of us will eat the other guy first. This one settles it. Ready . One two guillermo wait, jimmy, i just remembered. Mcdonalds delivers with uber eats. Jimmy you just remembered that . Guillermo si. Make delivery is a fast way to get hot mcdonalds food and an iced cocacola at home, at the office, or somewhere in between. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Look at this. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] delivery for guillermo . Jimmy thats guillermo right there. A coke does shound delicious right now. That is wonderful. Thank you so much. Wow. Did you guillermo let me get jimmy jetskis go backwards . [ laughter ] did you get me anything . Guillermo oh, yeah. I got you a french fry. [ laughter ] jimmy thanks. Shouldnt we have asked that delivery guy to rescue us from the island . Guillermo dude. You worry too much. Your mind is a garden. You have a seed. Do you want to grow flowers or do you want to grow weeds . [ laughter ] jimmy what . 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Please welcome dana white. [ cheers and applause ] you know, dana, i mentioned that this is obviously big but also unprecedented. I want to check that with you. Has anything like this ever happened before where an undefeated boxer comes out of retirement to fight a ufc champion or really in any variety of sport . No. Thats what makes this the biggest fight in combat sports history. It is literally the biggest fight ever done. Jimmy it is. Do you think that conor has a chance at all to beat Floyd Mayweather in boxing . I do. You laugh. [ cheers and applause ] but i do. Listen, when you put two people anywhere, here, anywhere, and they start throwing punches, anything is possible. And floy mayweathers going to be 41 years old this year. Okay . If there is a kink in that armor, it has been with southpaws. Conor mcgregor is a southpaw. Hes 28 years old, and he hits like a truck. All right . So hes got 12 rounds to land that punch. If he can land that punch when he hits people, they go. And if he hits floyd, i think he will hurt him. And when he hurts people, he puts them away. Jimmy is this kind of like a cricket team trying to win the baseball world series . [ laughter ] no, no. When people put it in those types of terms, when they call boxing the sweet science, right . First thing you learn is how to throw the jab. From the jab, jab right hand, then a hook, uppercuts, body. And normally when boxers fight boxers theres a system to it. You realize if the guys throwing a jab, right hands probably coming next. Conor mcgregor will be completely unorthodox in his fight with Floyd Mayweather. Its what makes the fight so intriguing. Jimmy lets say we reversed it. Lets say mma fight oh. Jimmy and floyd was fighting conor. How long would floyd last 30 seconds. That thing would be over real quick. Jimmy but dont you feel like its almost the same thing . The thing is that throwing punches is a part of what we do in the ufc and Conor Mcgregor can throw some punches. That kid hits hard. The confidence this guy has in himself is unbelievable. I havent seen anything like this since ali. Jimmy he does. Its incredible. And he wants this fight. He believes in himself. And hes my guy. Jimmy let me tell you something. My buddy adam carolla has a great idea i think. So i was adam and i were talking about this fight, and we were he likes to box. In fact, we met that way. And he thinks it would be great if the first six rounds were boxing and if conor can make it past the sixth round the last six rounds become mixed martial arts. I should have brought him to the negotiation with me. Jimmy this would be an unbelievable way they would never do it. They would never do it. Listen, floyd was talking during the world tour that we just did, ill do it in the octagon. I dont remember that in the negotiations. They want nothing to do with him. I mean, listen, at the end of the day like i said theres punches in our sport. You throw punches. Floyd would take a couple of leg kicks and that would be the end of that. Jimmy this tour you guys went to four cities, you went to new york, l. A. Toronto. Jimmy and london. Yeah. Jimmy and this was i mean, nobody had to pay anything for this. This was worth i mean, this was a spectacle on its own. Lets run a clip. What the [ bleep ] is he wearing . He looks like a little break dancer, like some little 12yearold break dancer. [ bleep ]. Hes 40 youre 40 years of age. Dress your [ bleep ] age. Carrying a school bag on stage. What are you doing with a school bag on stage . You cant even read. Jimmy its a lot of stuff like that. Well, what a lot of people dont realize is a lot of people that arent into the fight business, they look at that and theyre like, all right, so these guys are flying around the world insulting each other. Its as much a part of the fight as the fight itself. Conor mcgregor is one of the best ever. I hate to compare people to ali. I just hate to do it. But one of the best ever in the game at the mental warfare. And floyd in his own right is very good at it too. So thats as much a part of the fight. Every city they went to they got more irritated, aggravated, and it just starts to build. And my ive got one job. Thats it. Make sure these two dont touch each other. Jimmy oh, for real. Thats your job. 100 . Jimmy why did that have to be your job . Hes got guys there too to make sure that doesnt happen. But thats pretty much what i do at these press conferences and weighins because when you have two guys that are considered the best, baddest guys in the world, whatever you want to call it, and they touch each other on national television, global tv. Jimmy they fall in love sometimes. [ laughter ] its the exact opposite. [ applause ] jimmy oh, its the opposite . Yeah. Its the exact opposite. You have disrespected me in front of the world and now i need to reciprocate. Jimmy so your concern primarily is that the fight takes place before people pay for the payperview . Exactly. And theres these what would happen, if those two got on the london, when we got to london, conor went by and slapped him on top of his head. Jimmy thats not allowed. Thats not allowed. Jimmy did you talk to conor . I was yell at conor the whole time while it was happening. I saw it coming and i was like conor no. Like slow motion. Jimmy its like children. Like wrangling kids or something. Yeah. Tough kids. Jimmy last time you were here we talked about then candidate trump, now president trump. Is there any chance donald trump will come to this event . He was supposed to come to 205 but he said to me, listen, i dont want to ruin your event. Secret service would rip this place apart and streets would get shut down. Jimmy you say to him you seem to go to these golf tournaments no problem. Whats the difference with that . Well, theyre not in the middle of new york city at Madison Square garden. Jimmy are people driving you crazy asking you for tickets for this . Yeah. Theres been a lot of people asking for tickets. Jimmy who calls you and whos the biggest offender . Who didnt call me and ask me for tickets to this one . But yeah, everybody first of all, this fight is going to be the biggest gate ever in any combat sport. Ever. You know, at the time it was mayweatherpacquiao. And now this ones going to be bigger. So the way that we structured the deal, because theres a lot of slippery things that can go on with tickets. And that did happen during the mayweatherpacquiao fight. Jimmy it did . People couldnt the worst thing about the mayweatherpacquiao fight is i bought ten tickets to that fight. Thats the worst thing about it. [ laughter ] and i live in vegas and im connected to all the guys that have the tickets. I didnt get my tickets till friday before the fight. And now if you were coming in from out of town or whatever it was just it was a complete disaster. And to make sure that doesnt happen, were actually buying all our own tickets. So im buying 20 tickets. Jimmy this is what you tell your relatives when they call you. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i have to buy the tickets too so theres nothing i can do. So mayweathers buying his own tickets. Conors buying his own tickets. Showtime, the ufc. You know, were all buying our own tickets. Jimmy this is a good strategy i think. Whatever you guys figured out, you figured it out. Well, this is going to be i have to say, i mean, i think its i dont know whats going to happen but i do want to see it. And you have another fight coming up this month as well. Next weekend. Jon jones is returning for the first time in a couple years to try to win this title back from daniel cormier. And its a stacked card down in anaheim. So yeah. Jimmy well, thank you for being here. We look forward to seeing it. Dana white, everybody. President of the ufc. Mayweather and mcgregor, saturday august 26th on showtime payperview. Well be right back with run the jewels. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy well, i would like to thank t. J. Miller. I want to thank dana white. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next but first, this is their album run the jewels 3. Here with the song panther like a panther with help from trina, run the jewels ill flood the speakers with heat seekers, and keep sneakers cleaner than nunnery evening of easter. Ill leave my prints on her keister. Give it a kiss. If it will please her ill kneel to her. Best believe make a meal of her. Told the preacher i love her he said that god was her lover i said if he really loves her then he would love that were lovers i walk around in a bubble a freaking scoundrel in trouble in every town make a rumble the venue ground into rubble give me a ten and ill double ill split your face like some aces i got a fragrance im wearing called i will on you basics the money wants me to have it i have a hunger for data im crunching numbers and crack unbreakable safes while im at i im doing more than just rapping you have to grant me that dap when you around where im at just know that it is not where you at im not on your map im a mystery to you captains of industry if the matic is missing me automatic its victory hey its a hit looking at the money like its mine to get its a hit bitch everybody down throw the pistol and fist its a hit we looking at the money like its ours to get its a hit bitch everybody live throw the pistol and fist we the grimy and gritty made it the grammy committees got told that we spit it too vicious and would never see victory and i refuse to play humble as though itty bitty meanwhile youre too nervous thats why you never get service and me i caught the preachers wife workin fore sunday service i put my hand up her skirt and then we prayed for a purpose i baptized her in jesus name left her shakin and ooh i shocked the sunday school and did that on purpose see im a pervert with purpose that make you question your purpose run the jewelsll arrive at arenas bunch of bloodthirsty hyenas to get revenge on the kingdoms that killed the dreams of the dreamers drank alcohol for the demons sip lean with all of the schemers you see he groove with the people move with the mind of a genius you see he workin the angles so he aint never an angel they wanna get you to hang him well give them suckers a finger its a hit looking at the money like its mine to get its a hit bitch everybody down throw the pistol and fist its a hit we looking at the money like its ours to get its a hit bitch everybody live throw the pistol and fist its a hit thank you. Yall give it up for trina. [ cheers and applause ] we dedicate this song to chester bennington. Love. Rest in peace. Love. I hope i hope with the highest of hopes that i never have to go back to the trap and my days of dealing with dope so i i only spit fire and dope so later on you can go quote my lines to your people and folk and they say damn that boy be spitting that pressure and he be smoking that pressure and he smart as a professor yes sir 25 lighters on dresser pound of that pressure sittin right next to next to next to a book and a gun ballot or bullet you better choose one one time for the freedom of speeches two time for the right to hold heaters just skip to the fifth if the cops in your house close your mouth and pray to your jesus ask why cause the devil a lie so i stay holy and high may never get rich but i never bitch cause i made it here by and by my my yall i coulda died yall a couple times i took my eyes off the prize yall i know a few people pray for my demise yall but like cream i had to rise i had to rise yall who am i yall i coulda died yall a couple times i took my eyes off the prize yall i know a couple people pray for my demise yall but even birds with broken wings want to fly yall youre gonna need a bigger boat boys youre in trouble aye gonna need a little hope boys on the double aye you muckin with a g here see talk to me or maybe listen to the man that barely dodged his own lobotomy pop the tape in baby we got we wrote for you came from feeling what a pure absence of hope can do only to leap through flaming rings and break the nose of crews still in their wingsll be them darlings hope theyve broken you yeah they better hope that im a full force and a cold fact see the cold floor where i licked dirt when the dough dried and the pride died this is a special edition of nightline. O. J. Simpson parole granted. Tonight, inside the room where o. J. Simpson won his freedom today. Mr. Simpson, i do vote to grant parole when eligible. Thank you. After almost nine years in prison for that las vegas robbery and kidnapping. I am sorry. His daughters emotional plea. Hes like my best friend and my rock. Now what comes next for o. J. Why he could collect hundreds of thousands of dollars upon his release. Plus, inside the crime. Details of the theft that put o. J. Behind bars from some of his accomplices. He leaned in a little closer and he said, by the way, can you get some heat . Meaning a gun . Meaning a