Through a chimney for cookies. [ laughter ] all the signs are there. Marijuana is legal here in california. By state law. But its still technically illegal, according to federal law. So the lapd, the police, cant arrest you for having pot but an fbi agent can arrest you. Its confusing, right . Now imagine trying to understand that while youre high. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] even our local News Reporters were celebrating today. This is from our local fox affiliate here in l. A. They put a reporter out on the street in front of a Marijuana Dispensary to wax somewhat poetically about this special day. Happy 4 20. Theres a lot to celebrate. Weve come a really long way. Do you remember back in the day, kids today, they know pot smoking through Legal Cannabis shops all over town. But back in the day when we were kids, there wasnt anything like that. That was a dark time. You had to rely on your neighborhood deal, who if he did show up wouldnt leave. Jimmy what the hell is going on . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] she knows shes on television . I think lauren might be working through some personal issues here. [ laughter ] the award for most outstanding news report of 4 20 goes to our friends at abc 10 news in san diego. Theyre having an antidrug party in the san diego area today. Pay attention because you just might learn something here. The 4 20 remix party. Its at boomers in vista to teach kids even though marijuanas legal now it still has risks. The goal of the event is to get to kids early. Studies show only 10 of seventh graders use drugs or alcohol. That number jumps to 25 by the time theyre in high school. Jimmy what the hell is going on . Thats right. Stay away from air hockey, its no good [ laughter ] its a gateway to foos ball [ applause ] in other smokingrelated news the mayor of new york yesterday proposed a new bill that would raise the price of cigarettes to what would be the highest in the country. If the bill passes a pack of cigarettes would cost 13 in new york. The only place where cigarettes would cost more is prison. [ laughter ] and mayor de blasio says that when it comes to the health of new yorkers, big tobacco is enemy number one. Enemy number two is pizza. I dont Smoke Cigarettes but i really dont think cigarettes are the problem. The problem is lighters. [ laughter ] without those, one pack of cigarettes would literally last you forever. [ applause ] Time Magazine today released their annual list of the 100 mostinfluential people in the world. Making the list this year, vladimir putin, kim jongun, pope francis, james comey, and of course donald trump. Hillary clinton did not make the list. Which is really crazy. Hillary clinton influenced a whole half of a country to vote for donald trump for president. [ laughter ] youd think that would be worth something. Paul ryan, speaker of the house, wrote the profile of donald trump. Thats what they do, have famous people write the profile of other famous people. He said trump always finds a way to get it done. He does . [ laughter ] other than his hair, what did he get done . Cant even get his wife to move in with him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i was surprised, i went i was urprised pokebowls didnt make a list, they had a very big year. That is just a thing here . Is that not everywhere . Okay. The white house announced this week that theyre not going to release their visitor logs. Thats the list of people who come to see the president. We found out about this through social media. Last night President Trump had a very important meeting in the oval office with ted nugent and kid rock. How the hell did they get into the white house . Kid rock is not even allowed in a waffle house. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they didnt come alone. They came with their significant others and they came also with sarah palin. What a group that is. Trump, palin, nugent not exactly the four horsemen of the apocalypse we were expecting. [ laughter ] President Trump held a joint press conference with the Prime Minister of italy where he took the opportunity as he sometimes does to brag about his friendship with a very prominent italian celebrity. From venice to florence, from verdi to pavarotti, friend of mine. Great friend of mine. Jimmy well. Now thats an interesting statement to make. Because Luciano Pavarotti has been dead since 2007. Hes been dead for 10 years. So it kind of makes you wonder about how deep their friendship is. [ laughter ] he said that hello jimmy it is Luciano Pavarotti, i heard you mention my name. Jimmy i did mention your name, its an honor to meet you. Yes, i know. Jimmy maybe you can clear something up. Were you and donald trump great friends . No jimmy yeah. Hes a how do you say he is full of the [ bleep ] jimmy right, thats what i thought. Well, thank you. The ghost of pavarotti, everyone. Thank, pavarotti. Fine, jimmy, i will see you in 8,423 days. Jimmy what did you say . Ha ha, yes. You will be dead. Jimmy ill be dead when . Pavarotti oh, boy, wow. We did that just to freak out the stoners at home. [ laughter ] we have a fun show tonight. Magic johnson is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorites, one of everyones favorites. Interesting fact, he got the nickname magic because when he was in high school, every time he made a shot he would yell tada thats true. Magic has been keeping busy. Hes new president of basketball operations for the lakers. Hes part owner of the dodgers. He used to own i think more than 100 starbucks stores. I believe he sold them. But i wonder what he thinks about this. Starbucks yesterday unveiled their latest abomination. This is the unicorn frappuccino. Its the first frappuccino that looks like a windbreaker from the 80s. [ laughter ] its got pink powder, mango syrup, sour blue drizzle, and all sorts of other stuff. Its got everything but coffee in it. And when you stir it up, the color changes to pink and the flavor changes. Who says america doesnt invent anything anymore . [ laughter ] its only available through april 23rd. Or until someone dies from drinking it, whichever comes first. And if the unicorn frappuccino doesnt strike your fancy, and you would think it would, starbucks has another new item designed specifically to suit our troubled time. Here at starbucks your enjoyment is our goal. The world is complicated. And we know that now more than ever it takes more to make you smile. Thats why starbucks is proud to introduce our newest flavored coffee drink. The [ bleep ]itcchino. Made with starbucks premium coffee, pancake batter, chocolate frosting, french fries, vodka, and lexapro. Everything you need to forget about life. For six minutes. The [ bleep ]itccino. [ bleep ] it, were screwed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as if that wasnt enough insanity for you. 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Jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Magic johnson, Gabourey Sidibe, and music from dia lipa is coming. Today as i mentioned 40 times is 4 20. Theres a new poll done by yahoo says the majority of americans over the age of 18, 52 of americans, have used or use marijuana. Which seems actually low. Of course the majority of americans use marijuana, how else do you explain taco bells entire menu . [ laughter ] theyre building businesses on this fact. Recreational marijuana is legal here in los angeles. And the state of california. So we thought this might be good fun for our pedestrian question today. We went to venice beach which is a pot hotspot and asked people, are you high right now . Okay, heres how this is going to go. Well see someone introduce themselves, based solely on the persons appearance and the introduction we will try to guess if that person is high. Okay . Lets play. What is your name and where are you from . My name is nola from denmark. Are you high right now . Jimmy okay. Is nola from denmark with the flowers in her hair high right now . Everyone says yes. No. Jimmy well, someone should tell your outfit. Looks like coachella came to life. Im nathan, im now from venice. Are you high right now . Jimmy okay, this is a tough one. Dont jump to conclusions. Is nathan high right now . Im at home. Yeah. Jimmy the man is literally made out of marijuana. You could probably shake an ounce out of his beard. Who do we have next . What is your name and where are you from . Jacob arcman from pasadena, california. Are you high right now . Jimmy this is a tough one. Is jacob high right now . Mostly noes. Lets find out. No, i wish. Why not . My girlfriends around somewhere. Cant really do that around her. Your mom or your girlfriend . My girlfriend. [ laughter ] jimmy sounds like a fun relationship. She does let him wear a tank top so thats good. Who is our next pot or notter . What is your name and where are you from . My name is donnie mozzarella from uptown new york city. Are you high right now . Jimmy donnie mozzarella . I think his parents were high when he was born. That is quite is donnie mozzarella high . Do you envy . Sometimes. Im not high right now, im sipping confidence juice. A little bit of tequila and lemonade. Jimmy all right. You know what, we apologize. Hes not high, hes drunk. Hes old school is what he is. Sorry for the mixup. Lets see another. What is your name and where are you from . My name is king jatet from Brooklyn New York and miami also. Are you high right now . Jimmy all right. You got to wait till i ask. Is king jatet high right now . All right, lets find out. Yeah, always. Thats the holy sacrament. I feel like i was bob marley in my past life. Who are you in this life . King jatet. Jimmy yeah, even better than bob marley, king jatet. Id like to see king jatet and donnie mozzarella do a reality show together or something. I believe we have one more. What is your name and where are you from . My name is nick and im from lewisville, texas. Are you high right now . Jimmy all right. Well, yeah, the obvious answer is yes. Well, lets find out. Is nick high right now . Yes. How high . Really high. [ laughter ] why are you so high . Oh. Um [ laughter ] i smoke weed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that actually was a dumb question. Sorry, nick. All right, tonight on the show we have music from dua lipa. Gabourey sidibe is here. And well be right back with magic johnson. I love it. Hday. I am groot. Yes, lets get tattoos. Perfect. I am groot someones after you . I am groot i see it. I am groot yes so, uh. Shhh. Be the guardian of your galaxy in the allnew ford ecosport. Only in theaters may 5th. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx well its a perfect nespresso hold on a second. 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[ laughter ] theres not a doubt in my mind that our first guest can turn the lakers around but only if he is willing to put the tiny purple shorts back on. He is the new president of the lakers and partowner of the dodgers, too. Please welcome 32, earvin magic johnson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, sir. That magic man, i like that. Jimmy thats right. You know i know that song. Jimmy you think maybe the tiny shorts were the secret . Maybe thats what has happened to the lakers . Of course, of course. Now the shorts are too long, all the way to the knee. We had hotpants on, they was hot. Jimmy you did. Could you as president of basketball Operations Force the team to wear little tiny shorts this season . If thats going to help us win, it will happen. Jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, congratulations on the new job. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy not that you needed another job. You now have another job. Exactly. Jimmy president of basketball operations, is that ahead of the general manager, is it equal, a totally different thing . How does it work . Jimmy, its a little bit above. Jimmy a little bit above general manager. Exactly. Rob plinko is our general manager. Hes doing a fantastic job. Jimmy if he doesnt you fire him. Fire him, luke walton, everybody got to go. [ laughter ] but no, were happy. Jimmy when you have to fire somebody, does it eat you up inside . Is it something that you think about for days leading up to it . No. Jimmy it doesnt . Not at all . Your butts fired, get out, thats it. No, i think that you have to make decisions. Its tough. And im a guy who is a just like i play basketball as a point guard, i do the same thing leading my company. I like to work around great people, empowering those people. But look, im a worker so i want to work with people who are workers too. Who are smart, smarter than myself. But youve got a job to do. If you dont do that job, then youve got to go. Its really that simple. Its up to you. If you do your job, you work well with me. Jimmy the owner of the team, jeanie buss, who hired you for this job, she fired her brother to bring you in. Which is shes a coldblooded killer. [ laughter ] thats pretty sometimes you got to fire family members. Jimmy yeah. Sometimes you do. You have to remember this, the lakers mean a lot theyre the most popular team in the nba. We have more fans around the world than any other team. Were tied with the celtics for the most championships. And that platform for any player is an amazing and big platform. Were going to be successful again, were going to win again jimmy you will make the lakers great again. Thank you, im going to do that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but theres only so much you can do. As president of basketball operations. Of course. Jimmy you cant go out there and play. Im sure you will feel like that at some point, youll want to do that. Who are you looking for . Paul george . Is it chris paul youre looking at . Maybe teen wolf . You remember him . [ laughter ] he was really good. I wish i could talk about all those guys. Jimmy youd be contract tampering now. Exactly, exactly. Jimmy when you started this job did they sit you down, okay, here are some things you have to know, you cant do an interview and say you want this specific player. Thats right. Jimmy did you have to learn a lot . Had to go to school, had to go to cba school, salary cap sc