Jimmy hi, hi. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im the host, im jimmy. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. Im very glad you are here. Im glad you are here. Glad you are enthusiastic. We have a starlordstudded show tonight. Cast of guardian of the galaxy volume 2 and a clip from the movie which they will share with us for free. [ cheers and applause ] tonights show, weird if they made you pay for just a piece of the movie for the clip. But they will not. Tonights show will be just like a marvel movie, jokes, action, at the end you will sit there thinking theres more, right, theres got to be Something Else . I saw the movie, we got an advanced screening, our staff did. Its great, i like it even better than the first one. Everyone loved it. If you are going to see one movie in which Bradley Cooper plays a raccoon this year, this would be it. This would be it. [ cheers and applause ] all of that to look forward to. For those of you celebrating this weekend, hope you had a happy easter. We had a picnic, family picnic. The whole family gathered at the park like pigeons really. We had an Easter Egg Hunt, and i will tell you its funny. You can never get kids to pick up their toys, you can sing the cleanup, cleanup song frighten them with timeout. Hand a bucket and plastic eggs on the lawn. All of a sudden theyre like a roadside prison cleanup crew. And they go right to work. I need to figure out how to apply that to my daily life. As a parent, you know, an Easter Egg Hunt is an interesting thing to watch. Especially when you have a 2yearold kid like i do. You dont want your daughter or son to be so timid they dont get anything. They dont get any eggs. But you all dont want her to be one of those monster bully children, knocking others, like the starting pistol for the hunger games you know those kids . For three jelly beans in a plastic egg. Very delicate balance. Proud to say i think my daughter found the exact amount of eggs jesus would approve of. Six. The number is six. [ applause ] so, hey here is here is how President Trump spent easter morning. His first tweet at 8 18 a. M. Said why would i call china a currency manipulator when theyre working with us on the north korean problem. We will see what happens. Then six minutes later. Someone reminded him what day it was. Because he followed it up with happy easter to everyone. So President Trump spent the weekend in florida, again, golf outing number 19 since taking office. Made it become to the white house this morning for annual easter egg roll. And for a game of pin the tiny hand on the Easter Bunnys vagina which went very well. [ laughter ] too soon . Too soon . Too much . Too something . Yeah. This is an annual tradition that, that it is held on the south lawn, the egg roll. This year the event attracted around 21,000 attendees, half of what the obama events drew or as a white house spokesman put it about twice what the obama events drew. [ laughter ] Vice President pence was not in attendance. You know mike pence will not allow himself to be in the presence of a bunny if his wife isnt with him. So he went to south korea instead. Usually the egg roll has a lot of big name entertainment, Justin Bieber one year, arianna grande, didnt get either, they did get something better, Group Reading time with attorney general jeff sessions. The bears went to sleep for the winter. They slept the whole winter. The president s coming. Well, lets see. Lets see if he comes out on the podium up here. There he is. Wow, thats, wait a minute. You know what i think we might have gotten our clips mixed up. Heres President Trump today. This is how, this is how donald trump got his first ever easter egg roll started. I want to thank everybody. This is the 139th easter egg roll. Think of it. 139. It began a long time ago, 1878. And we will be stronger and bigger and better as a nation than ever before. We are right on track. You see whats happening. And we are right on track. Jimmy he really knows how to talk to children, doesnt he . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats well, so the president thanked his wife melania who also spoke. According to nbc news melanias planning to move into the white house sometime this summer. Reportedly relocate with her 11yearold son baron once school end. Which is a big deal. Baron trump will be the first male child to live in the white house since his father moved there in january. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats true. The first lady you know the first lady is like the official host of the white house egg roll. Which means the families gathered, were treated to a rare moment of her public speaking. Thank you. Welcome to the white house. This is the first time that my husband and i are hosting this wonderful tradition. And its great that you are all with us today. I hope you have a great time with many activities. I want to thank military band, all the staff, and volunteers who work tirelessly to ensure that you have memorable experience. Jimmy wait a minute. Are we allowed to make fun of the accent or not . I forget what the rules are. The reason i showed this. I want to point out her speech sounded a little familiar. Sounded like another white house egg roll speech. Thank you, welcome to the white house. This is the first time my husband and i are hosting this wonderful tradition. It is great you are all with us today. I hope you have a great time with many activities. I want to thank military band, all of the staff and volunteer whose work tirelessly to ensure that you have memorable experience. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im sure that was a complete coincidence. Not only did melania give a speech she read a book to the kids, a book about a dog and an owl. I cant ask dog, all he does is growl. I know what i will do. I will ask the wise owl. Who . Jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] wise owl. Maybe you should let the kids read to themselves instead. All of the characters from trumpville were out on the lawn including white house stress secretary sean spicer, who turns out to be quite a lively reader himself. Okay. How to catch the easter bunny. Do you know how . Can you help me with this . How old are you . 5. Ill give you a little break. I have been working long and hard with all my peeps and crew. Weve made the eggs and now im here to bring them to you. Jimmy i bet he is a fun dad. [ laughter ] id like to see them replace him with that kid. The president also took time today to help some of the children make easter cards. They set up a craft table. So kids can make cards for the troops. Look what he wrote i hate eggs, children and being president. Hey, he tells it like it is. What i will say, what i was most excited about the egg roll today was a Music Performance from a boy band named bro 4. Bro 4, in case you dont know. Four brothers from new jersey who kick ass, guillermo, are you into bro 4 . Guillermo i dont know who they are. Jimmy if you dont know who they are, they gave a performance at the white house today that will soon not be forgotten. Say yeah i want you girl all right, guys. We are, just so you know, we are four brothers, all real brothers. Same mom, same dad. And, we just, we just want to talk about Something Real quick. We want to say thank you to everybody that has helped us get here. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy you know what . Oh, when they tried to crowd surf, it was a disaster, really. [ laughter ] all right, we will take a break. When we come back, dont know if you heard. Senior citizens are having more sex than ever before. And we have to be very careful about that. Stick around. I will explain why. [ cheers and applause ] [ dog whimpers ] man lets go man 2 were not coming out man 1 [ sighs ] flo [ amplified ] i got this. 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Jimmy welcome back to the show. The staff of guardians of the galaxy and music from bleachers is on the way. First, i dont want to bring anybody down but we got some sad news today. The worlds oldest person passed away. Again. [ laughter ] it keeps happening. The oldest person was a woman by name of emma morano, 117, lived in northern italy in verbania, the problem, see the problem with being the worlds oldest person, not really a title you are going to hold on to for that long. [ laughter ] but there is some good news for older people. According to the national sex study, Senior Citizens are having a lot more sex. Which is good, i think. I dont know. Is it good . Its good. You know what . Its good unless the Senior Citizens are your grandparents. Then its weird. Interesting though. Because, not always the case. So in the interest of science, we went to l. A. Farmers market here at the grove, we asked seniors who gathered there. There are a lot of seniors that spend the day there to share their secrets to success when it comes to doing a Little Something called it. Were talking to people about a study that just came out saying, Senior Citizens are having sex now more than ever. Whats your secret . Who said that . Everyone said it. Not me. Not me. Good luck to them. And more power to them. I am going to be 80 this year. I have a boyfriend who just turned 83. And i have to say our sex life is great. Whats your big move . What do you mean big move, im not telling any secrets. Seniors are having more sex than they ever had. Whats your secret . A little vodka couldnt hurt. What is my secret . Well, youre not going to get pregnant. If you do get pregnant are you worried you are going to have a 30yearold . Haha. Whats the best way to get somebody into bed . Whats the best way . You ask too much. I cant answer. Oh, its a secret. Yes. Not for me anymore. I did my job, believe me. Well, im not bragging or boasting, but when i was on, on the bottom lets see, when i was on the bottom, i was a superman. When i was on top no, when i was on top, i was a minuteman. On top i was im getting mixed up. With me on top i was minuteman. With me on top i was superman. [ cheers and applause ] when i was on the bottom, i was superman. Minuteman. On top minuteman. Well when i was on the bottom i was superman. On top minuteman. That was the truth. What advice would you give to seniors who arent having sex . You have to, you have to use it and if you dont use it, you are going to lose it. Youre using it . Darn rights i am. I just did it today. You just did it today . Yes. Who was the lucky lady . My wife. God bless you. Yeah. What are some turn ons . My turn on . A smile. I like affection. Kissing on the neck. Holding hands. I dont have many turn offs. Thats what im talking about. I dont like rough. Some people do. Its okay for them. But i, i like a gentle, caring, loving. Even if they dont love me they should be loving. Some romance, not just a one way ticket to pound town . Yeah, i would say so. Yeah. But i mean, pound town is better than nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so ive heard. From the chamber of commerce. All right. We have a fun show tonight. Music from bleachers and well be right back with the guardians of the galaxy. At lincoln, were all about making things simpler for you. Like, imagine having your vehicle serviced. From the comfort of your own home. Introducing complimentary lincoln pickup and delivery servicing. Because the most important luxury of all. Is time. Pickup and delivery servicing on the entire family of lincoln luxury vehicles including a complimentary lincoln loaner. Digiorno . Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Well its a perfect nespresso hold on a second. Orge. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, their new album comes out june 2nd, its called gone now, but you can preorder it now. Bleachers from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Thats his band. Tomorrow night on the show, Katherine Heigl and rob delaney will be here and well have music from dreamcar and later this week, julia louisdreyfus, magic johnson, kevin nealon, Gabourey Sidibe and music from yo gotti and dua lipa. Our guests tonight make up the heroes, villains, humans and blue and green beings who populate guardians of the galaxy volume 2. The movie opens in theaters may 5th. And here to tell you all about it, please welcome chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, Michael Rooker and kurt russell. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Welcome, welcome. Its kind of funny. Because you, you guys were here last, for the first movie. I think, at that time, the only two people who knew about the guardians of the galaxy were these two girls in the front audience right here. It was them. They were alone. Now, the most popular thing ever. Its really, yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its really true. Jimmy they started it. Yeah, yeah, i remember, overwhelmingly from people in the press when we were promoting the first movie. Like the question that they always asked was so, you know, no one knows who the guardians of the galaxy are. Doesnt that freak you out . Like you might be in marvels first big flop is that okay with you . [ laughter ] oh, god. Oh, no. I got pretty nervous. Jimmy now you see people dressed up as you. Is it weird to see people dressed up like you . I see people dressed up like peter zzzquil. It would be weird to see people dressed up like me. Fy went to an event and there was oh, dude. I was at a convention. I saw a guy dressed up just like you. That would freak me out. Freak me out. If it was someone dressed up like like, im dressed up as kurt russell. Youre like, are you i like that. No, no. That would freak you out. Jimmy that would freak you out. And, as Michael Rooker, yeah, you would get arrested. Jimmy it would be very strange. You went from blue body paint from avatar to green body paint. When somebody dresses as your character thats a real commitment. Has to make an impact of some kind, fear, i dont know. Its crazy, we did make progress from guardians one to guardians two, we managed to shave off an hour on the whole makeup process. Instead of five hours it was four. I really appreciated it. Jimmy how did you do you cut corners . Are there parts of your body you leave unpainted . I tried. I always try. I was like guys, they wont see this. Its like, no, weve got to paint it. You dont really see this. We got to paint it. I had green, for like a month after we stopped shooting. Im like sitting and vacation, and what is aah they forced me to paint, the entire, i mean. You dont have to paint everything . Jimmy you went method, michael. You went all the way, huh . Well, yeah. My makeup team, guy and a girl, and they just sort of i thought they kind of got off on it. Jimmy it seems like based on thing figure it would have been okay just to do your hands and your head. [ laughter ] jimmy you went for the blue balls too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, thank you. Curt, you are the new, did you know before you got involved in this that you wouldnt have to be painted . Did you consider that possibility . I, you know, i didnt know about it. I didnt, when i got involved with it i hadnt seen it. So i needed to see it. When i saw it, then i began to wonder what am i going to have to do here . But i can tell you, boy, these two here, well you too, i guess, i dont know, we show up half an hour before we get working. Hey, guys how it is going. They have been there five hours. Jimmy does that make you resentful, dave . I think dave has the most. I didnt have it that bad. Hour and a half. Chris, i think takes longer than i do. Well, the, the side burns and the mustache, the combo, its really intricate. Very specific about it. Also, i have to 45 minute lymph drainage massage. Jimmy whatever you are doing really working. I will tell you, im looking you have beautiful skin. This took six hours. I dont just do, my whole body. I did my whole body before i came out. Takes a long time. Jimmy thats not a three day shadow. I wash this off. It is hideous. He was doing his makeup on the way here in the car. Thats right. Is it true that you had the idea to cast curt as starlords dad in the movie . Is that it was one of those things where they said i was like, well i mean, obviously lets shoot for the stars, lets get kurt russell or something. Since he probably wouldnt do it, who could we actually get . [ laughter ] we got kurt russell. Youre not going to believe who we got who . Kurt russell. What . Youre crazy. Jimmy i can see you hitting it off. It was rough. When i read the script. Im only in it for about 15 s