Then Rachel Maddow talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. This is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. Stick with this one because its worth it. Tell me how those waves are. A little bit sloppy. Were you able to get any action out there . A little bit. How long did you stay out for . Floated a mile. Do you have a van here . We do have a van here, that big news van. Do you want to give me a ride back to my car . We might be able to work something out for you, whats your name . Adam. Do you always surf the crazy storms . No. My first time. Your first time. Are you going to go out again . Yeah, i think ill try surfing again. Do you usually do it in the summer . No, this is my first time surfing. Period . Yeah. Ever . Yeah. Jimmy you know, on second thought, i dont think were going to let you in the van. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i like to find a Silver Lining in situations like this weather thing. Last night on the show i issued a youtube challenge to those of you who were holed up at home because of the snow, i challenged you to go outside, gather a snowball, then throw it onto someone whos asleep. A lot of people did do this. Heres one of them. Here, jimmy kimmel. I served a snowball in bed, now im definitely going to be dead. Its snowing jimmy kimmel made me do it. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Sorry [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was more than a ball. Thats good too. Once again your mission is to go outside, pack a fresh ball of snow, not ice, we dont want to knock out teeth, wake somebody up with it, post the video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowball in bed. Keep an eye out for a message from us. We just want to get to know you, not any other reason. By the way, we have a very special guest sitting in with the cletones tonight. The great paul shaffer is here with us. Hey, jimmy. Thanks for having me. Im rocking with the cletones. Jimmy youre having fun with the cletones . Rocking hard with the cletones. Jimmy tom bones malone sitting in. Trombone. [ cheers and applause ] were thrilled to be here with you. Jimmy im very excited to have you here. Paul has a new album, paul shaffer and the worlds most dangerous band. And by the way. Youre going to play with jenny lewis and shaggy. Both of them do guest shots on the record, they sing beautiful songs, were going to play them for you tonight. Jimmy i know youve done some stuff with jenny lewis. How did you and shaggy meet and get together . I was looking for the aerie heights and there he was. Jimmy hes always there if you need him. Paul will be here all night tonight. Hell be playing for us later on in the program. [ cheers and applause ] last night, i mentioned this a moment ago, last night on msnbc we finally got a look at Donald Trumps tax returns, sort of. Rachel maddow, on twitter yesterday rachel wrote, i have his tax returns, i will be revealing them onair. Of course everyone went nuts. This is how crazy hes made us. Were rushing to our tvs screaming, quick Rachel Maddows about to show a 1040 form the show starts, she does a 19minutelong monologue about why its important to see a president s tax returns, then well see Donald Trumps taxes after this. She seacrested us. Went to the commercials. Once she got back from commercial she showed what she had. Which was two pages of tax return from 2005. No specifics no deductions. This is the first two pages. The only thing we learned is that theres a j. In melania. Who will heretofore be referred to as the fijrst lady. According to the first two pages trump made 150 million in income, paid 38 million in taxes in 2005. Some people were surprised he paid any taxes at all. Which you cant blame them for that. 2005 was an off year for everyone. Johnny depp made that willy wonka movie. Kanye west and george bush had that problem. Harry potters goblet caught on fire. And donald trump accidentally paid some taxes. It happens. Listen, heres the thing. Donald trump is never going to release his taxes, or the kracken, or melania for that matter. [ laughter ] hes a very private man. He doesnt like to brag about his wealth. I dont know why people cant get that through their heads. The only result of what happened last night is Rachel Maddow topped Rosie Odonnell as Donald Trumps leastfavorite lesbian, thats it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, by the way, our president also has a new leastfavorite rapper. Snoop dogg made a music video in which he points one of those guns with the word bang comes out . He points this cartoon bang gun at a clown dressed as the president. That did not go over well at the white house. This morning trump leaped off the toilet and tweeted, can you imagine what the outcry would be if snoop dogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at president obama . Jail time. If i was snoop id make that the title of my next album, jail time. I have to say, this is exciting. Its been a long time since we had a president involved in a rap feud. [ laughter ] the east coast, west coast rivalry. Donald trump is the only president where youre not sure if hes going to start a war with north korea or lil wayne. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thank you. Heres something new to worry about. This happened to a woman on a flight from beijing to melbourne. She had her headphones in. Then her headphones exploded. They went up in flames. Thats what it looked like postexplosion. Theyre not sure if it was due to a defect in the headphones or the batteries were bad or she was just listening to a really good song. But they had to bring in a lot of packets of moist towelettes to clean it up. And the worst part is she still has no idea how moana ends. Have you filled out your ncaa brackets . Its march madness time. The round of 64 starts. I filled mine out today. I think it got it right, i doublechecked it, a perfect bracket. My favorite thing when is you go through the team names, you see all these colleges you never heard of, how many of these colleges sound like wealthy frat guys that would try to sleep with your girlfriend. Troy. Xavier. Kent. Duke. Creighton. Jerks, right . All jerks. President trump announced he will not fill out an ncaa bracket but before president obama did he released his bracket on twitter today. Duke, arkansas, kansas, and who gives a crap about any of this, im free. [ laughter ] College Basketball is probably the most fun of all the big sports. Kids get very creative. That said, im proud to present the student sign of the night tonight. That is the student sign of the night. Referee miscall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats what a high school game. I give that kid an aplus. The l. A. County Sheriffs Department is making some changes you may notice. They Just Announced theyre spending 300,000 to change the color of their belt buckles and other metal embellishments from silver to gold. This is the old uniform. You can see theyve got a silver belt buckle. This is the new one. This is not a joke. Thats the new one. I dont know about you, i feel safer already, i really do. [ laughter ] they spent 100,000 on the buckles alone. Some people think its a waste of taxpayer money. Those people are called taxpayers. [ laughter ] but the l. A. Sheriffs department isnt buckling. In fact, they just released this Public Service announcement that explains why this change is important. At a time when tensions between the police and those they serve seem to have reached a fever pitch, officers must find new ways to show their communities that they have their best interests at heart. Thats why the l. A. Sheriffs department is making some important changes. We bought new belts. We need to be ready to confront any challenge and do so without losing the trust of the people. Look, our belts now match our tie clips. No matter how bad things get, well protect you. And well look damn good doing it. The l. A. Sheriffs department. Youre going to like the way you look, i guarantee it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we miss him. We have to take a break. When we come back, these two people who are visitors from other lands will go head to foreign head for the chance to move from the youth hostel theyre staying in down the block to a Luxury Hotel Room also down the block in a highstakes game of hostel la vista. Stick around, well be right back. 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Matthew perry, michael pena are on the way. Spring break has broken in hollywood which means the streets are flowing with visitors from all over the world. Some of those visitors stay a couple doors down from us at a youth hostel. Its called the walk of fame backpackers hostel. Beds go for 45 a night, you share a room, you share a bathroom, theres a lot of sharing, too much sharing really in this youth hostel. From time to time we try to make a dream come true by giving a pair of young people who are staying at the hostel a chance to win an upgrade to a luxurious Hollywood Hotel suite. With that said it is time to play hostel vista. Here we go. Cousin sal is outside. Sal is not wearing a costume, this is what he wears to work every day here. Sal its funny every time, i know. Jimmy do you have a tail . Sal ill wrap you around the throat with it when i get in. Jimmy meet our competitors. Two young people. One of them is, well, the young lady, your name is pilar . Where are you from . Im from argentina. Jimmy where in argentina . Maldo plata. Jimmy it almost sounds like a curse word, doesnt it. What do you do there for work . Are you a student . I dont work, im an engineering student. Jimmy engineering. Where are you going to school . In maldo plata. Jimmy all right. Lets meet your opponent, a neighbor who is manuel . Yes, my name is manuel, i am from germany. Jimmy from germany. Are there a lot of manuels in germany . There are, there are. Jimmy what are you doing, a student as well . Studying geology. Jimmy what will you be once you get your degree . A geologist. Jimmy a geologist, the answers are so simple, its like i dont need to ask them. Heres whats at stake. Newly renovated luxury suite at the classic Hollywood Roosevelt hotel. Youll live it up in this 1,200 square foot suite with a beautiful bed and a door that even locks. And to win all you have to do is know more than your opponent does about the place you are visiting, our city, our state. Do you know a lot about our city and state . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy okay, all right. According to the two pocket dr. Dre song california love which area of l. A. Is always up to no good . Always up to no good. Wow. Its not compton, is it . Jimmy it is not but very close, manuel. Pilar, do you know dr. Dre and tupac . Hm. Hollywood . Jimmy hey, it was a good guess because it rhymes but it is not correct, it is inglewood. We are off to a flying start here. No, but you guys are going to be sleeping on the street at the end of this game. Our next question. This is the mascot, on the screen, look to your video screen. To your right, pilar. Yes. This is the mascot for which California University . Okay, lets see, manuel . Ucla . Jimmy oh, no, that is not correct. Pilar, do you know . Berkeley . Jimmy that is not correct, no. Have you been out of the room . [ laughter ] yeah, we have. Sal this is a joke, right, so i have to stay in this stupid costume all night . I get it. Jimmy you can take off the pants. Usc was the answer. Next question. Oh, boy, youre not going to get this either. Which famous highway runs along the Pacific Coast . Yes . Sunset boulevard . Jimmy no, not correct. It runs its a highway along the Pacific Coast. My bad. Pacific boulevard . Jimmy im sorry, that is not correct. Paul, do you know this one . Is it Pacific Coast highway . Jimmy thats absolutely right [ cheers and applause ] were going to give paul your room if you guys dont get something. I need a place to stay. Is there a hostel in the neighborhood . Jimmy there just so happens to be a hostel right down the block. There may be a vacancy. Maybe not though. Jimmy im going to give one more question. This is unbelievable. All right, here it is. After a huge mixup which movie won the oscar for best picture this year . Yes, who rang in . Pilar. Moonlight. Jimmy that is absolutely right wow. Sals going to take your luggage. Which one is your luggage . All of that luggage . You can stay in that luggage, thats unbelievable. So you are getting the room at the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel. Dont worry, manuel. Youre not going back emptyhanded. For you weve got your own portable mini bar to drown your sorrows. [ cheers and applause ] tiny bottles of crown royal. Thank you for playing hostel vista. Tonight on the show, music from paul shaffer with jenny lewis and shaggy. Michael pena is here. Be right back with Matthew Perry dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by xyzal. How do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. Say goodbye to extra taxes and fees on your wireless bill. And hello to tmobile one. Right now, get two lines of unlimited data for a hundred bucks. Taxes and fees included two lines, a hundred dollars, all in, all unlimited. Switch today. If youve got a life, you gotta swiffer jimmy thats paul shaffer sitting in with the cletones. This is pauls new album, it comes out on friday. Its called paul shaffer the worlds most dangerous band. Im happy to see you reclaim that title. Yes, were going with the worlds most dangerous band again. Nbc said, what the [ bleep ], just use it. Jimmy see how dangerous he is . Direct quote. Jimmy its great to have you here. Later on well hear music from paul with jenny lewis and shaggy from the mercedesbenz stage. Also tonight, from the new movie chips michael pena is here. Tomorrow night, tim allen, dj khaled, and music from our announcer Dicky Barrett and his band the mighty mighty bosstones. Our first guest was our friend long before facebook cheapened the whole thing. He plays a senator named ted in a new miniseries called the kennedys after camelot it premieres april 2nd on reelz. Please welcome Matthew Perry. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you, sir . Doing well, how are you . Jimmy im well. Would you consider yourself fully canadian . Im sort of half. Half. Half and half. Jimmy half canadian . Im half and half. Between us we make a full american. Jimmy and by the way, this is an interesting thing i learned about you. I did not know this. The Prime Minister, the current Prime Minister of canada, justin trudeau, somebody you went to school with . I did, a couple of years ahead of him. Jimmy what year . Fifth grade, whatever age you are. Jimmy 10, probably. 10 . Jimmy do you remember him . I do. I have a story about him that im not proud of. Jimmy really . Okay, well yeah. I was reminded of this. My friend chris murray, also in the fifth grade in canada, reminded me that we actually beat up justin trudeau. [ laughter ] jimmy you beat him up . Why . Yeah, yeah. I dont know jimmy the two of you beat him up . We both beat him up. And i think he was excelling in a sport that we werent. So pure jealousy. Jimmy i see. And we, you know, we beat him up. Jimmy his dad was the Prime Minister of canada . His dad was the Prime Minister. Jimmy at that time . I dont think thats the reason we beat him up. I think he was the only kid in school we could beat up. Jimmy dont they have secret service there protecting the children of their Prime Ministers . They didnt. Jimmy they didnt, wow. That would never happen to barron trump, youd be in the stockade right now, youd be in russia somewhere. Its true. You know, im not bragging, this is terrible. I was a stupid kid. I didnt want to beat him up. I think at one point i tried to turn it into love play. [ laug