Thank you. Hey, are any of you finished with your Holiday Shopping yet . Are you done . [ cheers and applause ] that many people . Its very sick people, you should be institutionalized, youre done already . If youre not finished and looking for an unusual idea, something special, this is a real item at nordstrom right now. This is what they call a medium Leather Wrapped stone. [ laughter ] its a rock. For 85. Its an 85dollar rock. Which is reasonable if you have no idea what money is worth. But not only that, theres a small size leatherwrapped stone for 65. Which if youre a loser who cant afford the medium, you might want to pick up. Theres no large. No size large. The medium, there shouldnt be a medium, there is no medium. Theres nothing between. Lets look at that again. It looks like a baked potato in leather pants. [ laughter ] if you buy this, just go ahead and hit yourself in the head with it. How does Something Like this i can see it being for sale on inn a souvenir shop. How does it wind up for sale at nordstroms . Somebody on the design team at nordstroms got high and watched raiders of the lost ark. Id love to know what kind of. Earn would buy this. For 85, if i buy a rock in a leather pound for 85, it had better look like this. [ cheers and applause ] you hear that santa . Thats a picture could get you beat up, right . Heres some good news. According to the center for disease control, the cdc, the number of americans smoking cigarettes is at a record low. Of course the study was done before the election. So i have a feeling it might go back up. There are now fewer than 40 million smokers in the united states. And while smoking is down, so too are pharmaceutically induced erections. The cost of prescription drugs like viagra and cyalis is on the rise. The cost has tripled since 2010. Without Insurance Coverage these pills cost about 50 a pop. Doctors are reporting that their patients are giving up sex because they cant afford it. At least thats what theyve been telling their wives. [ laughter ] this is an outrage. How can we make America Great again if every red, white, and blueblooded man doesnt have access to the miracle boner pills that god promised us . In the bible, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] fortunately for pen looking to enhance their manhood there is a more affordable holistic option. This is a video of a preacher in ghana who claims he can give men larger genitalia by touching their genitalia. He touches them and they grow. Yeah, we can all do that. But hes got a whole bunch of followers. He says he can make womens breasts and butts bigger just by touching and blessing them. I think we just found a new Trump Nominee for surgeon general. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, do you have your Christmas Tree up yet . Guillermo no, i havent buy it yet. Jimmy you havent bought it . When are you going to get it . Guillermo this weekend. Jimmy will you strap to it the roof of your car . Guillermo yeah, of course. Jimmy thats how you do it. Do you get a fresh tree . Artificial tree . Guillermo fresh tree. Jimmy okay, very good. In new york city this year some Christmas Trees, regular Christmas Trees, are going for as much as 1,000 appeals. Apiece. For that kind of money you can get 11 rocks in a leather pouch. [ laughter ] i guess theyre expensive because the drought here on the west coast, they come from the northwest united states, there are fewer trees to go around. So demand is high and the price is very high. Theyre saying now it might be more affordable to sell your house and go live in the forest. [ laughter ] the million days of course are a magical time with families gathered to Exchange Gifts and fight about politics. Especially this year. It has been a contentious time. With that in mind theres a new product that was designed to help maintain peace and joy at your house, republican or democrat, i think appeals to both sides of the the fence. 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Which one doesnt. Does sin sal on hollywood boulevard, how are you doing . Sal good, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. Family, how are you guys doing . Doing great. Jimmy david, ariana, heather, nathan. What is your last name . All at once. Hanson. Jimmy okay. All right. Well, maybe three of them are imposters, i dont know. One of these people in this family is not in this family. Which one of you is the imposter in the family . Okay, good. Theyve been trained. All right. My job is to figure out which one of you does not belong. One of you just met the others. Im going to start by looking closely at your faces. Lets start with david. Okay. David has a beautiful earring there. Let me see the other side. Are there two or just the one . Two earrings. All right. Okay. Well. I think we have a clue right there. [ laughter ] lets look at davids presumably daughter who doesnt look much like him. Okay. And keep going. Okay, david there would be no reason okay. You dont look like your mom either. And keep going. And we have yes. Okay. None of you look like youre related at all. [ laughter ] okay. Dad and son dont look alike, mom and daughter dont look alike. Im going to say im going to guess david, that you are not a member of this family. I am a member of this family. Jimmy you are a member of this family. Wow. Okay. All right. Whats your daughters nickname . Oh well i dont actually have a nickname. Her mom has a nickname for her. Jimmy what is her moms nickname for her . What is your nickname . Jimmy ariana, do you know your nickname . Anna. Jimmy thats a hell of a nickna nickname. What is the nickname . Sal whats the nickname . Jimmy i didnt mean to cause a fight, i was just asking what the nickname is. Okay, all right, lets see. David is a part of the family. All right. Im going to guess that ariana is not a member of the family. Ariana, are you a member of the family . Yeah, i am. Jimmy so thats your dad . Yes. Jimmy why doesnt he know your nickname . I dont know. Jimmy when you get home from school, sit down at the table, he asks you how your day was, what do you say . Good. Jimmy okay, yeah already. Maybe a little bit more communication. All right. Im not doing so well so far. All right. Now im going to go to im going to say nathan, whats your story what grade are you in . I graduated. Jimmy you graduated, huh . Youre in college now . No, i work. Im at safeway. Working at safeway. Jimmy what do you do at safeway . Im a courtesy clerk. Jimmy okay. And do your parents still support you . Yeah. Jimmy and you love them . Yeah. Jimmy give your mom a kiss. On the cheek . Jimmy what . [ laughter ] sal on the neck, on the neck. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, all right. Im going to say nathan is not a member of the family. I am a part of the family. Jimmy you are . So heather, you are not a part of the family . I am not. Jimmy oh, wow. So you just kissed a teenager [ laughter ] hes 18. Jimmy youre going to jail hes 18. Sal i really hope you have Something Better planned for the oscars, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sal 0 for 4. Geez. Jimmy you know i have a lot of cousins who could stand there with a microphone. Sal i know, i know. Jimmy lets bring in another family. Okay, thank you guys. You really duped me. They should get prizes. What prize dozen they get . Sal im sorry, yeah. Well give you a family portrait of not your family. Jimmy what a beautiful gift, very good, all right. Thank you, everybody. Lets bring in another family, see if i can get this right. Who do we have out there . Sal jesse. Jimmy hi, jesse. Jordan. Avery. Hayes and ashley. Jimmy now it would be quite diabolical if avery and ashley somehow put on the same kind of pants. [ laughter ] just to trick me here. I mean, youre not only wearing the same pants, youre dressed identically, arent you . 4. 99 at the corner store. Jimmy did you just buy those pants . No. I had mine. Jimmy oh, okay. Already im sensing that something is up here. Jesse, where are you from . Olympia, washington. Jimmy that explains the mariners jersey. Do you love your son jordan . I sure do. Jimmy what are you most proud of . He loves to play football. Jimmy jordan, what position did you play . Quarterback. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, i heard of that one. Jordan, are you nice to your Little Sisters . Yeah. Jimmy your little sister and brother . They say im a pretty good brother. Jimmy hayes, is jordan a good brother . Sometimes. Jimmy whats the biggest problem with jordan . He takes away my video game. Jimmy which one . Black ops. Jimmy do you and your sister get along . Yeah. Jimmy how well do you get along . We get along most of the time. Jimmy do you ever fight . No. Jimmy you never fight about anything . Once we did. Jimmy once you did . What was the fight about . Video games. Whoever got the wii. Jimmy you should get outside, hayes, every once in a while. Youve got a hat on, why not use it, you know what im saying . Okay, all right. Boy, this is very difficult. All right. Okay. Im going to say jordan is not a member of the family. Jordan, are you a member of this family . No. Sal oh [ cheers and applause ] sal the quarterback thing gave it away. Jimmy do you love these people . Have you grown to love them . Yeah, theyre pretty good. Jimmy theyre pretty good, right . Where are you from, jordan . Santa rosa. Jimmy any chance youll go home with this family instead of your own . I could, yeah. [ laughter ] sal well find him his own family. We have breatheright strips for all of you. Jimmy thats a great gift. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, guys. All right. Round up another family and well do it again. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] this holiday, get an amazing deal on americas most awarded brand, during the ford year end event. Ford, the brand with the most 5star ratings. The highest owner loyalty. 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The holidays dont officialy begin, until its time to make flaky, delicious, piping hot things. Golden brown and sticky things. Fresh out of the oven, why cant they cool things . New things, old things. And blink and theyre gone, those went fast things. Make the oven one of the things theyre most excited to open. Its baking season. Warm up the holidays with pillsbury. Jimmy welcome back. Ryan seacrest, zoey deutch, music from james mac morrow on the way. Last night between the jets and colts, colts blew the jets out, the most entertaining part of the contest is something you did not get to see on tv. Fortunately there was a fan in the stadium to shoot this for us. This is what happened when two guys ran out on the field in the third quarter. Weve got a couple of idiots running out on the field right now. Taking their shirts off, running all over the place. The last person i would want to run into is a new jersey state trooper did you see that tackle . Just like that oh, the other guys knocked down theyre actually hitting harder than the jets defense [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy grab those security guards immediately by the way, last night on the show, i announced my wife and i are having a baby. [ cheers and applause ] actually, were not sure if shes pregnant or i am, we want it to be a surprise. We have a toddler in our home, running our home, her name is jane. Jane is almost 2 1 2 years old. And already, im very proud, shes doing imitations. This is janes imitation of my wife molly suffering from morning sickness. [ laughter ] she said, look, im mama, and stuck her head in the potty. Started making a vomiting noise. So thats whats going on at my house in case you were wondering. [ cheers and applause ] back out to hollywood boulevard to look at other peoples families. Cousin sal has another group. Okay, all right, this is a goodlooking group we have here. Lets start with tom, how are you . Good, how are you . Jimmy where are you from . Melbourne, australia. Jimmy jo, where are you from . Melbourne, australia, as well. Jimmy lock lan, is that your name . Yes, it sglls youre also from australia . Yes, melbourne, australia. Jimmy and james . Certainly am. Jimmy okay, wow. Okay. So now this is this is almost unfair. Youve assembled four australians, or what appear to be australians. Okay. So its jo and jo and james, how long have you been married . 20 years. Jimmy 20 years, wow. Where did you get married . Got married in melbourne. Jimmy in melbourne, where specifically . In brighton. Jimmy in brighton, in a catering hall or what . No, in a garden. Jimmy in a garden. Did james cry at the wedding . No. Jimmy he did not. Should have. Jimmy australian men do not cry at their weddings, is that correct, james . Only when you get punched. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Lochlan, how old are you . Im 17. Jimmy youre what . 17. Jimmy 17, great, all right. What are you doing right now . Are you still in school . No, i just graduated. Jimmy is this your graduation trip . Yeah, a bit of a graduation gift this is. Jimmy from your parents, right . Yes, gift from my parents. Jimmy and your brother tom came along on this trip . Yeah, lucky to tag along. Jimmy well that gives me a clue right there, lucky to tag along. Tom, you and your brother how old are you, tom . Im 16. Jimmy youre younger than your brother . Yeah, one year. Jimmy okay, okay. You look like youre lying, to me, a little bit. [ laughter ] right . Am i wrong or is tom a little bit shifty . Tom, i am going to guess that you are not a member of this family. You would be incorrect. Jimmy oh you are a member of the family. All right. Then im going to guess that let me see the faces again real quick. I do not want to get this wrong. Lets get close in there. Okay. Theres mom. Go back to mom. Oh, yeah, okay. I think theres some resemblance there. Go to dad. Yeah. In a way i feel like dad and tom are related and im going to say james, you are not a member of this family. I scertainly am a member. Jimmy lochlan, you are not a member of this family. No, im not a member of this family. Jimmy correct me if im wrong, you an orphan wandering the streets of hollywood looking for a family . Correct, yes. Jimmy correct, very good. You are from australia . Youre not faking the accent . Yes, im from australia. Jimmy not from the same part . No, from brisbane. Jimmy oh, all right. See, we cant even tell the difference. I bet back in australia theyre screaming youre an idiot crikey and all that kind of stuff at me. Sal what do we have for them . I dont know if they have ramen soup in australia but its all yours. Jimmy ramen for lochlan. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Lets grab one more family and bring them out. Sal you can do this jimmy. Jimmy evaluate them if we can. Sal, please tell us do we have them . Okay, yes, we have another okay. [ cheers and applause ] hi jimmy hi. Well, this is this is going to be a tough one. Sal its got to be alisa, right . Jimmy where are you guys from . Washington, d. C. Jimmy whats your last name may i ask . The corcoran family. Jimmy oh, wow. This is little antonio. 6 months. Christine and i had him six months ago. Jimmy im going to guess, alisa, are you a member of this family . Yes, i am. Jimmy okay, christine, are you a member of this family . I am. Jimmy guillermo, are you a member of this family . I am. Jimmy little girl covering her nametag, are you a member of this family . Yes, i am. Jimmy youve handed your baby to a stranger. [ laughter ] all right, ryan, get in here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have great music tonight on the show. James vincent mac morrow, zoey deutch is here, and be right back with Ryan Seacrest [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by slim jim. Bust out of boring with the original meat stick. 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