I appreciate it. Remember the iphone you bought last year . It was the coolest thing you ever put on your face . Well, as of 12 00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. Apple introduced the new iphone. Tich phone 7 today. I have to say i should have seen this coming. After the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. Apple ceo said it was the west iphone weve ever made. I hope so. If it isnt, why even put one out . The coolest part of the new iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. If you missed it, heres part of the big announcement from san francisco. I would like to invite my colleague phil up to the stage. Phil . [ applause ] hi. How are you . This is the new iphone. It has no head phone jack and you can drop it in the toilet. And thats kind of it. Okay. Bye. Jimmy short and sweet. I dont know if this water resistant things a good idea for apple. They do realize half the reason people even get new felonies to is because they dropped the old one in the toilet. If they ever make them shatter proof, it will plummet. The big change is that apple is removing the head phone jack. If that happens theyll remove one feature every nine months until theyre selling the little round button at the bottom. Only apple would make an announcement about taking a feature away. They have wireless head phones called pods. I always want to pay 160 for something that will he immediately get lost in my backpack. They announced a new color. Jet black. Now you have a choice between black and jet black. Jets arent even black anymore, by the way. Theyre clearly just screwing with us now. Speaking of screwing with us, you know donald trump has been saying he has a plan to defeat isis . It will definitely work but he cant tell us what it is because he doesnt want the enemy to know . Yesterday he revealed the plan. So i will convene my top generals and give them a simple instruction. They will have 30 days to submit to the oval office a plan for soundly and quickly defeating isis. Jimmy so the plan is to tell the generals to come up with a plan . Why didnt anyone think of that years ago . 30 days. Is this a plan to beat isis or a Sandra Bullock movie . 30 days, he is running for president like hes running a Dominos Pizza franchise. On top of that it is odd that he would ask the generals for a plan given this. I know more about isis than the generals do, believe me. Jimmy we believe you. 30 days is plenty of time on. Celebrity apresent it is, they would have to get it done in a week. So trump was on fox news last night where he inadvertently treated us and bill oreilly to our unintentional joke of the day. Hillary, just so you know, bill, hillary has no package. Jimmy true when you think about it. He notices the little things. Thats what makes him so special. They were both in new york for what was billed as the first ever commander in chief forum. I never thought this would happen to me. You dont remember that . No porn fans from the 80s . Anyway, from time to time we like to slow donald trump down a bit to half speed to savor his words. He really does have the best words. When you dial them back to half speed, you get a brand new edition of drunk donald trump. Why would anybody that is getting rid of emails that had to do with the wedding and also wasnt it remember, right . Yoga. Yoga. Yoga and the wedding. Jimmy yoga and the wedding. [ applause ] yoga and the wedding. Wasnt kate hudson in that one . Another reality show news. Were less than a week away from a new season of dancing with the stars season 38, starts monday night. The cast was up bright and early to strut their star studded night. If this doesnt get the mirror rolling for you, i dont know what will. Jimmy well, i know who im voting for. It will be maybe the best season ever. Stay tuned. Now, its time for something educational. We teamed one snoop dogg for what they call a high could nnc idea. Someone who is high watches a product being made and he has to figure out what the product is. Guillermo, you understand what im saying, right . Yeah, jim. Jimmy explain it back to me. Well have snoop dogg watch a video of how things are made. Jimmy yeah. Thats exactly right. And feel free to guess along at home. This is snoop dogg. Big snoop dogg rolling with the most. Shaving and shedding some wood. Yeah. Sculpture. Nice, nice. Thats ivory. Cut up some ivory. Im going to guess theyre making chess pieces. I may be jumping the gun. I get it. It is a baby paddle for a baby boat. What is it . It is something. Wait a minute. It looks like the blunt tip. See that . What is this . Okay, okay. Is it a bong . Is it a vape . Five or six people can hit it at one time. What is this . Oh theyre making a bag pipe. This [ bleep ] bag pipe. 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And we wont stop. Come see why tmobile is 1 in customer satisfaction. Jimmy hello. Welcome back tonight on the show, music from bastille. Pamela adlon is here, and well they try on pass Halloween Costume off. It is exciting. You get the first look at what nobody will be wearing this spring. Doesnt everybody just wear yoga pants . Any way, kanye west unveiled his fashion show. I watched this in its entirety. They streamed it on the web. Basically it was a large group women Walking Around dramatically if what looked like giant ace bandages. Other than that, it went off without a hitch. Its fine. Kanye isnt much of a shoe guy any way. Of course, no fashion show would be complete without a walk down the runway without kanye himself. Heres kanye. I dont know what this music was. It sounded like Close Encounters of the third kind. So kanye inspects his troops. Then he sees something and he runs off and then he is just gone. Never to be seen again. I mean, for real. Like a dog spotting a frisbee. He just ran off into the park. Where have i seen Something Like this before . How did it go, great, you said you learned a lot of things. What do you think he took away from today . 90 luggage. Hold on. It looks like dr. Carson will try to final his luggage. Jimmy it is all coming together. It is all one story now. Today is fashion week. Now that labor day is behind us, i want to address something that i feel very strongly about. Summer is over. Summer has come to an end. Hopefully that means an end to something that literally shakes me to my core. Grown men wearing shoes that force to you see their feet. Flipflops, sandals, crocs. Let me look around. Women, its okay. But men, theres only one mans feet im okay with seeing in sandals. And his name is jesus. If youre anybody else, get a pair of skechers. Tonight were going to debirkenstock the neighborhood. Using force if we have to. My cousin sal is outside. Hi. Hi. Jimmy youre antisandal, right . Hate them. Jimmy never seen you in a pair of sandals. Never will. Jimmy in fact i dont think ive seen your sandals for years and years and years. He intentionally grew his toe nails long so he could scratch you with them. True or false . Ill say true. Jimmy so we want to you find some guys with offensive foot wear. Oh, yeah. Well though it in that burning tub. Bad, bad, bad. You have someone . Oh, yes. Stop him. Most certainly. Be very careful with this, sal. What is your name . Meat. What is your name . Meat. Mick. Where are you from . From brisbane australia. Are you on vacation right now . Yes. Jimmy its winter in australia, right . Were on the spring break now. Jimmy so now youve overcompensated foot wear wise, correct . Thats right. I its getting hot. Jimmy what are you wearing there . What would you call those . We call them thongs. Jimmy yeah, yeah. We call them that, too. What do you call those ten nubby things attached to your foot . Are those toes or yeah, yeah. Wow. I like to think of people just waking up right now. Im hoping he belongs to a very understanding motorcycle gang. Jimmy what do you do for a living, mick . Im a security officer. Jimmy oh, okay. That will be great. Would you do me a favor . Take those thongs off and hand them to my cousin sal for just a second. Just like one second. Just hand them to him for one second so we can get a great look at them. It is so hard to see them down there on the floor like that. Do i trust him . Jimmy oh, yeah. Dont worry. You can trust him. This is great fun for me. Jimmy how long have you had those things . Dont run away with them of thats all i have. Jimmy dont worry. Hes not going on run away with them. He may run but it will not be with him. We would like to have the other one if we could, too. I think one is enough. Jimmy im very ocd. Okay. One is fine then. Now what were going to do is clean them for you. So ill give these good purifying. Yeah. Look at that. So mick [ laughter ] jimmy mick, it is an american thing. We do just a joke. Jimmy we do it for all our favorite visitors. Is that right . Jimmy it means we like you. Is that what you do with australian people . Jimmy im so glad im inside right now. Yeah. Mick, cousin sal has something for you. Give them thing. Where is the thing . We have a Gift Certificate for you to the dsw shoe store down the street. Go to the store. Thank you jimmy buy yourself something decent, okay . Yeah. It is just around the corner. What happened to the Gift Certificate . Try not to get somebody so big this time. Jimmy what do we have here . Okay. No, no, no. Keep looking around. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. Yes, those are unacceptable in any season. Who do we have . Go ahead. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello, sir. Hello . Jimmy whats your name and where are you from . Im not telling you. Im just down here to see spiderman. Jimmy oh, you are. Well, theres a lot of them out there. You can take your pick. Dr. Phil, would you mind throwing those crocs into the fire . How will i get home sf. Jimmy walk around like the people that to go your show. Okay. You can come inside now and well give you a nice pair of loafers to wear. Really . Im invited in . Yeah. And watch out for the guy named mick. Jimmy dr. Phil is here. He will be with us in a moment. Bastille. We have pamela adlon. Please join us. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by head shoulders. Follow head shoulders on twitter to learn what theyre up to this nfl season. Youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Woah, woah youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. to dog give it. Sure its free for everyone. 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Phil premieres on monday, please say hello to dr. Phil mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you. I was thinking about you today. Ill bet you were. Jimmy i was thinking about, you have the summers off. Youre off, right . Well, im not taping. Im not doing shows. Im not sitting around drinking a mint julep. Jimmy i would think it is a real bummer to go back to work. You have all these weird, crazy people to talk to on your show. I dont refer to them that way. Jimmy you dont . I refer to them as people needing help in their lives. Jimmy its weird. We think of our guests as weird and crazy people. Jimmy i would say thats how you talk to these people. God only knows what you say about me when im gone. Jimmy i save it all. Never waste an ensubtle behind my back. Jimmy did you have fun . I did. We went to europe for a couple weeks and hung out. The whole family. Well, not the whole family. Jordan my son didnt go. Hes in a band and theyre on tour. But jay went and erica, his wife, our two fwranld kids and robin. Jimmy do you wish your son wasnt in a band . Oh no. If its winter and theyre in a bus. Jimmy it didnt seem like youre the kind of guy who would mike sort. Youre a no nonsense type. Why do you say that . Jimmy these are my perceptions of you. Well, change it. I like it. Jimmy i think were making a lot of progress. When youre in europe, do people besides americans recognize you . Were on in 57 Foreign Countries so yeah. Jimmy 57 . Yeah. Jimmy so people will be watching in bangladesh and theyll see you like the can balance killer or the woman who blinded herself with draino so she could fulfill her life with being blind and then they think this is what americans are like . Yeah. Jimmy whats the opposite of an ambassador. I think thats what you are. Why do i keep coming back . Why do i subject myself to this [ bleep ] . Jimmy im just here to help. I can tell youre here to help. The problem is when they translate. Sometimes i speak, when they try to translate it, it doesnt always translate well. Jimmy it doesnt always make sense in english a lot of times. See, im lobbing you soft balls. You say that dog wont hunt in countries where they eat the dogs. Its hard. Jimmy there are those countries. Yes, there are. Jimmy have you ever eaten a dog yourself . Not that i know of. Jimmy theres a television though on cbs that is based on you as a young man, yes . Yes. Not a young man. But it was based on my life before the dr. Phil show. Jimmy before the dr. Phil show. I was a litigation consultant. And we kind of broke that whole industry open. And it is called bull. And it starts on september 20 on another network. Jimmy i said it was cbs. Shhh. This is a guy who plays you. Did you intentionally play guy with big beautiful hair . No. We looked for somebody in my image. We put glasses on him so you could tell us apart. Jimmy i see. Were you involved in of the todaying him . Of course. Jimmy how did Stephen Spielberg get involved as executive producer . Does he know hes executive producer of the show . Yes, he does. Jimmy he does. Im executive producer i know what Stephen Spielberg and my son jay and justin and darrell frank. And we just got together and put this show together. And it is about, theres never been a show on television. It deals with what really drives verdicts in america. It is not what people think it is. Jimmy what is it . Were pulling the curtain back and showing what drives verdicts. You go in there. The hair has a 3 x 5 cards. It has your address and date of birth on it. But we know a whole lot more about jurors than whats on that card. Jimmy so if someone is wealthy enough to afford a service like you provided, they can really cherry pick jurors. We did a lot of pro bono cases as well. Court appointed cases. If we had 300 people in the jury pool, we knew more about them. Jimmy how did you find out . We had pictures of their houses and their cars. We knew who they were dating. Jimmy really . We knew stuff jimmy is that legal . I dont know. [ applause ] jimmy thats a lot of work though. Yes, it is. It is a lot of work. Look. We taught people to tell the truth effectively to the people needed to hear it. Jimmy i see. You really wanted to make sure that jury was indeed of their peers. You dont want people there that have already made their mind up. You want people open minded and willing to hear a story well told. Jimmy did you ever feel like you got people who were guilty off . Of course not. Jimmy is that why the show called bull . No. Jimmy all your clients were innocent . Of course. Jimmy wow the jury said they were. Move the billboard for your show, bull, why is it called bull . We just picked a name. Jimmy put that up on the thing. I see this all around town. Now, this catch phrase that youre using. Is that based on a real life event . Did Stephen Spielberg approve this catch phrase . Pretty clever, dont you think . Jimmy i think clever, sure. This is fictional, right . He breaks a few laws before the first commercial break that i didnt break. Jimmy i see. Youve never broken in any laws in that capac