Shes 25, shes very slow. [ laughter ] my other daughter. Shes 2 years old. Her name is jane. Jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say im exhausted. Anyway. I feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. Years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she wont believe it. We are less than 70 days away from deciding who our next president will be. On september 26th donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. This is interesting. The Clinton Campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. Which i dont know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the Zodiac Killer . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton said, im not taking anything for granted, i dont know which donald trump will show up. Shes right, it could be the donald trump we see on cable news, could be the donald trump we see at these rallies, it could be donald trump jr. Technically still a donald trump. Hillarys plan is reportedly to try to bait trump into saying something that will get him into trouble. Theyre said to believe hes most insecure about his intelligence, his net worth, and his image as a successful businessman. Which that seems obvious. In fact, i dont think they need to do a personality profile at all. If you want insight into donald trump, hes more than happy to tell you everything you need to know about him. Donald trump is maybe the best interview there is. Putin did call me a genius. The doctor said, man, you have the Blood Pressure of a great great athlete whos 20 years old. Im really rich. I think i am actually humble, i think im much more humble than you would understand. Nobody builds walls bigger than me. Believe me. I write the biggest ovations. Society loves me. I went to an ivy league school. Im very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words. Im one of the smartest people in the world. Its true. He referred to my hands, if theyre small, Something Else must be small. I guarantee you theres no problem. I guarantee you. Jimmy then release the evidence [ cheers and applause ] dave seems like he might be too shy to be our president. Unfortunately not everyone is as passionate about donald trump as donald trump himself is. According to a new poll 54 of Republican Voters dont believe trump was the best choice to be their partys nominee for president , they wished theyd picked someone else. Kind of like when you go to buy a shirt. You look around. You see all these shirts, plain patterns, regular shirts. Maybe a shirt with pinstripes. They look okay but not exciting. Then tucked in the middle of all these plain shirts you see this totally awesome shirt. Its bold. Its different. It doesnt play by the other shirts rules. You think about what a killer youd feel like going out with this shirt on. You buy it, you get home, you go in your closet or wherever. You try the shirt on. And you look at yourself in the mirror. And then your wife walks in and says what the hell are you wearing . Jimmy and then you realize you look like a tool with a big capital t. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but fortunately, the store you bought it from has a great return policy. Oh, wait, no it doesnt. This is the shirt youre stuck with for four years. Thats how the twoparty system works. Would anyone like to buy a shirt very cheap . [ cheers and applause ] thats going to look great on you. Please slip that on because i would love to see that as i do the rest of the show. Yeah, thank you, yeah. There you go, all right. Meanwhile theres a major arrest in west palm beach, florida, yesterday. The ramifications of which are now being felt all around the world. Vladimir putin is in the Palm Beach County jail. Its this man who also apparently shares the same name with the russian leader. Putin was arrested august 21st at the public store in city place. Police say he kept going into the store to yell at customers. Putin is charged with trespassing. Jimmy maybe thats the putin trump has been talking about all this time. [ laughter ] wow, what are the odds that guy would live in florida with that name, huh . Hey, this is something parents and students should be aware of now that its back to school time. Researchers at the university of nevada found that students are more likely to Pay Attention if their teacher is attractive. This is based on a study conducted by van halen back in 1984. [ laughter ] students will pay more attention to goodlooking teachers. 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And america, youve never seen a cast of stars like this. Laurie hernandez. Megatron. Baby face. This white lady. Kanyes exgirlfriend. Rick perry. Young richard greico. Your hottest aunt. Didnt we see her already . Vanilla ice. This guy. Marilu henner. And that dumbass swimmer. Dancing with the stars live on abc. Were still doing this. Jimmy yeah, im looking forward to the swimmer. [ cheers and applause ] ryan lochte was the big surprise. This is part of his plea agreement, i guess. To me the big shocker is how did it take 23 seasons to get vanilla ice to do the show . [ laughter ] shouldnt that have happened in 2004 . Vanilla ice has a dilemma on his hands. Of course hes going to dance to ice ice baby. You dont want to do this the First Episode, you blow your wad. But if you wait too long, you might get eliminated because youre vanilla ice. But i bet hes going to do well. He can dance. I love this lineup. Between the election and dancing with the stars, the American People are now going to get two chances to not vote for rick perry in one year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they made that announcement on good morning america. Most people have little to no idea whats really going on in the world. So this afternoon we went on the street, asked people how they thought donald trump did on dancing with the stars last night. Obviously donald trump wasnt on dancing with the stars last night. New season doesnt start until september 12th. Did that prevent people from giving their takes on trumps imaginary performance . Absolutely not. In tonights dancing with the donald edition of lie witness news. What did you think of donald trump dancing the cha cha last night on dancing with the stars . I thought it was really funny. I dont know if hes that great of a dancer. What was wrong about it . He tried. Its all right. He came out for it. He did a good job, i guess. As you know, donald trump made that crazy appearance on dancing with the stars last night. Yeah. Are your friends on twitter and facebook going crazy over it . Yeah, theres a twitter beef about it. Its been pretty chaotic. What did you think about that moment during dancing with the stars when Donald Trumps wig fell off . Was that crazy . It was hilarious. You know. It was pretty funny. What was going through your mind when you saw that . He needs to get a new one. What did you think about how emotional scott baio got in the audience when he cried . Did your heart go out to him . Yeah, it did. Describe that moment when he was crying with the one tear. Seeing him emotional, that kind of got me. Its like, oh my goodness. Hes actually really sad about this. How do you think donald trump breaking through the wall at the end speaks to his stance on immigration . Actually, he wanted to build the wall between canada and the states, right . And i think its kind of funny that he ended up doing that, i guess. Mexico. Between mexico and the states. Oh. Right. Right. So what did you think about donald trump dancing with Hillary Clinton at the emmys . Were you surprised by their partnership . Yeah, i was, very surprised. Did she seem she was doing it reluctantly . Yes, very much so. When he spun her hard do you think he was trying to make her fall . Id like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say no. But again it could be most likely it was. What did you think of donald trump spinning Hillary Clinton so violently during their tango when she came on . I saw it coming. I could feel the tension of the elections so i wasnt really that surprised, honestly. I felt the energy. I felt it was going to happen. Dave what was your reaction to seeing him drop her during that dip . Oh my god, i was so surprised to see that, i could not believe that. Hopefully shes okay. Hopefully its not, you know hopefully shell heal for the elections. Well see. I hope for the best, you know . Do you want to wish Hillary Clinton a speedy recovery from being dropped by donald trump . Hillary clinton, i hope you recover really quick and i hope bill takes good care of you. Yeah, you know. Go, women. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. Last week, i saw a clip, a great clip on facebook. Maybe you saw this. A group of singers gathered around a goat making up a song about the goat. Watch this. Ooh whose billy goat is this ooh whose billy goat is this ooh whose billy goat is this ooh whose billy goat is this ooh whose billy goat is this baa baa baa ooh whose billy goat is this [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so the guys are a band. In fact, theyve been on our show. That was Anthony Hamilton and the hamiltones. When we come back, anthony and the guys will join us live for music and animals too. 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And make sure to see the Twilight Zone tower of terror before its final check out. Trick or treat. Jimmy hi, there. We are back. Welcome back. Zooey deschanel, ben stein, and music from glass animals is on the way. Before the break i showed you a video i saw on facebook of a group of singers performing an impromptu song around a billy goat. The songs been stuck in my head ever since. The video has about 7 million views on facebook. We reached out to Anthony Hamilton and the hamiltones and they came from North Carolina to be with us tonight. Please welcome Anthony Hamilton and the hamiltones. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you, how are you doing . How are you . So i guess, first of all, where were you singing . Where were you when the goat was there . What was that . Indianapolis. Jimmy that was just you were in at a festival. Jimmy okay, all right. It was at a goat festival . What kind of festival . State fair. Jimmy state fair, that makes sense. Did you ever find out whose billy goat it was . Still a mystery. Jimmy wow, okay. We have a fun idea. If we surprised you with a series of animals. You guys have not seen, not heard any of the animals, youve not seen, you dont know what animals youre going to see. We dont know what youve got. Jimmy were going to surprise you with animals. Gather round the animals and sing to them similar to how you did it with the goat. And then i think it will be fun. You want to do it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please bring out animal number one. Theres animal number one. All right. Youve seen these before, right . Yeah. Jimmy thats a goodlooking one. Im not going to say what it is. Ill let you guys figure out how youre going to approach this. Ooh ooh whose bunny rabbit is this ooh ooh whose bunny rabbit is this [ cheers and applause ] tell me ooh ooh whose bunny rabbit is this whats happening . Ooh whose bunny rabbit is this jimmy well done. Beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] did you like it . All right. Step over here. Weve got another animal for you. Equally adorable. Maybe even more adorable. Ill let you guys figure out what that is. Chicky bird. I think its a chickie bird. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] ooh ooh whose chicky bird is this ooh whose chicky bird is this oh wow making a run for it jimmy oh, no. Now were in a lot of trouble. Look at this. Well, wow. This ones wearing a hat. Hm. Jimmy thats like one of woodys hats from toy story. Whose hat is that . Jimmy do you want to think about it for a second . Iguana . Little lizard a sunny dragon . A little lizard funny little lizard a little lizard funny little lizard whose lizard funny little lizard little lizard funny little lizard jimmy wow, well done. [ cheers and applause ] all right, all right. Weve got two more. You ever seen one of these . Thats strange. Please dont jump. I promise i will pass out. Smooth pass out. Jimmy this one just got back from the olympics. Hes running laps. Yeah, yeah. I believe it is. Jimmy what that is one . Ooh ooh whose armadillo is this ooh ooh whose armadillo is this come on baby ooh ooh whose armadillo is this i want to know i want to know ooh whose armadillo is this [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very well done. Thats crazylooking. We have one more. One more animal. Its been going great so far. And finally ohoh. Jimmy look how cute that little guy is. You see what we have there . Pokemon. Sticky back. Jimmy what that is . A sticky back . Sticky back. Jimmy all right. Ooh ooh whose sticky back is this ooh ooh whose sticky back is this ooh ooh whose sticky back is this jimmy wow, how about that. Ooh ooh whose sticky back is this [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats Anthony Hamilton and the hamiltones. Their latest album is called what up billy . Thanks for coming out and doing that, guys. The animals thank you as well. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Good. Are these new chairs . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no. Are they uncomfortable . This is a very warm welcome. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Well, you know. Theyre excited. Are t