Im really glad im here because we had an earthquake this morning. Did you feel that . At 1 00 this morning, the earth started shaking, the biggest one since 2012. It lasted about ten seconds. Fortunately for me, i sleep in added support lululemon. Did you feel it, guillermo . No, i didnt, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy thankfully most everyone in Southern California knows exactly what to do in the event of an earthquake. Soon as you feel any kind of movement, grab your phone and start tweeting about it, immediately. Do not wait until your family is safe. Make sure you are the first one to type omg, because there can only be one first. I dont like earthquakes. Im going to tell you something. And when im Vice President , im going to put a stop to them. [ cheers and applause ] they will not happen anymore. Earlier tonight on our network, abc, the warriors versus the cavaliers, game four of the nba finals, this is the 66th Straight Year the finals have gone to a game four. Its amazing, really. In the first two games, the cavaliers got blown out. In game three, the warriors got blown out. And for game four, both teams went to dry bar and got blowouts together. [ laughter and applause ] steph curry has been getting a lot of attention for his new signature sneaker. Under armour released it. Release exclusive photos. This is it. Its a great pair of shoes whether youre a steph curry fan or just a middle school lunch lady. See those shoes doing very well with fans in ft. Lauderdale. These shoes are so white they just endorsed donald trump for president. [ laughter and applause ] i really dont understand this. Couldnt steph have saved himself a lot of trouble, by just releasing this old pair of skechers. Theyre almost exactly the same. They already have his initial on them. [ laughter ] the new shoes are being called dad shoes. I guess thats an insult. You know what . Steph currys a dad, im a dad. So are many nba players, some of them many times over. Maybe its time to embrace a shoe made specifically for dads. Style. Quality. Performance. Introducing the new curry 2 low, the perfect shoe for cleaning the gutter, mowing the lawn, Walking Around the neighborhood at a moderate speed, and throwing your back out. Curry two low, for the dad on the go. Available at walgreens. Jimmy walgreens has everything, they really do. You know, as the nba season comes to a close, summer begins, which means school is out, the kids go to camp. Families go on vacation, we start rubbing lotion on each other and our local news channel light up our lives with features like this one from the cbs affiliate in omaha, nebraska. This is a willy sphere, and this makes a perfect circle. Oh, wow. Look at that. Where do you get all this stuff . These you can buy and those ones i make. I could just make that. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy hey, be careful with those and the sand castle people have children. Hillary clinton got a major endorsement yesterday from president obama. This is funny, Hillary Clinton was endorsed by the president yesterday. Donald trump was endorsed by don king yesterday. This election is the best. It really is. According to two new investigations done by nbc news and usa today, donald trump doesnt always pay his bills. Hundreds of people claim trump or his businesses owe them money. Lawsuits were filed by painters, plumbers, waiters, bartenders, buy fount fluffers, you name it. 60 lawsuits have been filed saying he neglected or refused to pay. This could be a good strategy for dealing with the national debt. 19 trillion dollars . What 19 trillion dollars . I dont know what it is, that was the other guy. [ laughter and applause ] both Hillary Clinton and donald trump are in the process of finding a running mate. Hillary said shell begin her Vice President ial search on tinder, try to get as many matches as possible and go from there. That is not true, but she did say shed be open to sharing the ticket with another woman. Thats what bills been asking her to do for years. [ laughter and applause ] i have to say, though. I dont know why these two are pretending to be on a grand search for a running mate when they both know full well i am right here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. My fellow americans. You are probably aware of the email scandal that has plagued Hillary Clinton throughout this campaign, and because of that i want to assure you i will never have an email scandal. As far as im concerned, vp stands for very public. And to prove it i called the fbi and asked them to investigate my emails. Not the actual fbi. Since im on tv i called an fbi agent from tv. And ladies and gentlemen, here to officially verify my emails, please welcome David Boreanaz, aka special agent sealy booth from bones. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, here he is. This is all on the up and up. I want to thank you for being here, bones. Its a pleasure to have you here. Thanks. Im not bones. Jimmy i thought you were bones. The shows called bones. No, no, Emily Deschanel is bones. Jimmy who are you . Shes my partner. Jimmy youre like a little bones . Bones jr. . No, no, fbi special agent sealy are we going to do this . Jimmy yes, i asked him to search my email. What did you find . Please share everything with the american people. Everything . Jimmy uhhuh. Complete transparency . Jimmy complete transparency. Lets start off with the first things. I can confirm your email address is fro yo not 67 at aol. Com. Jimmy that is correct. And youre still with aol . Jimmy yes, im an american and im online. [ cheers and applause ] you dont have to give the details. Just tell everyone that after a thorough and intensive investigation actually, did i flag a few emails that id like to go over if you dont mind. Can we put them up on the wall . Jimmy id rather you didnt. Okay, great, thanks. Lets do that. So lets go over some of these emails that we have here. This is 2014. The subject is to molly. Jimmy thats my wife. Molly is your wife . Okay, sure. Molly. It says, hey, did we send her a baby gift . Did you send her a gift . Jimmy i think we sent her a onesie that says poop there it is on it. Poop there it is. Okay, that checks out. This one reads just taco tuesday. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im confused. Taco tuesday. You sent it out to 428 people. Jimmy everyone in my book. Everyone in your book. Why . Jimmy well, it was tuesday, and i wanted to eat tacos. [ laughter ] are you sure about that . Is that correct . Guillermo that is true. Taco tuesday. Just got to confirm. Jimmy is that it . No, no. Whoa, wait, what about this one here . On april 12th, you sent a group email with the subject matter here best videos of all time, with a youtube link. Do you remember sending this one . Jimmy i think so. You think so . All right, can we click on the link and make sure to take a look. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy isnt that great . I did send that. So would you consider that the best video of all time . Jimmy it might be, yeah. Very, very interesting, mr. Kimmel. Because two days later on april 14th, you sent out another email to your inner circle group, right . Jimmy right. Of best videos of all time. Can we click that one up, please . Remember that one . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, that was a turtle humping a shoe. So would you consider that the best video of all time . Jimmy it could be. It could very well be. You cant have two. There cant be two best videos of all time. Its either the farting iguana or the turtle humping the croc . Jimmy i dont know. I dont know. This is too much. I got one more for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i did not send that. I just wanted to make sure you saw that. Jimmy oh, you sent that to me . All right, thank you. Appreciate that. David boreanaz [ cheers and applause ] jimmy from the fbi. Were going to take a break. We have a great show for you tonight. Oh, when we come back, we sent a camera crew inside the game at the nba finals to find out how long we could delay a fan from getting back to his seat. Its fun. So stick around. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] with advil, youll ask what muscle pain . What headache . What arthritis pain . What bad wrist . Advil makes pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer than advil its the worlds 1 choice what pain . Advil. Wait no my computer, no, wait, what are we running after . My stupid, old computer. Well if its so old, why are you chasing it . Is it slow . Weigh a ton . Yeah. Well you know. I know. Todays pcs are faster and lighter, i know. So why are we still running . I dont know. You know about it. Now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Oh, charley horse, charley horse. Call for help, call for help. Help, help give extra. 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He got up to get one and our goal was to see how long we could keep him from getting back to his seat. Time for our first ever edition of clock block. Youre good, youre good. This will just take a second. Im sure this guys wants to watch the game. Well get you right back in there, two seconds. Its going to be a promo for the warriors for basketball. This whole thing is a real quick thing for pro basketball. Well get you back in there as soon as possible. You got your drink and your food here. Dont want that to get cold. Just look there and say, we wont worry, were warriors, not worriers, would warriors worry . Were not worriers, were warriors whats the business . We wont worry. Were warriors, not worriers damn right we wont worry, were warriors that guy just said it. We dont worry. We wont worry, were warriors, not worriers. Would warriors worry . We wont what . Wor yores worry . We dont worry, were we wont worry. We wont worry. [ bleep ]. Get you back in those seats. Youre missing the whole game. We wont worry. Five, four, three, two, one. We wont worry. Do warriors worry . No, were warriors. Not worriers. Would warriors worry . Wait. We wont worry, do wor yors worry . No, everythings a w. In ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, hit it we wont worry. Warriors dont worry. Will we worry were warriors. Hold on. We got time. 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, hit it. We wont worry. Would warriors worry . Warriors dont worry no. I cant get it. You were so close. So close. Hold on. Theyre loving you. Theyre loving you back there. Theyre watching this. 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, here we go. Emotionally done. We got enough. We gotta get out of here. 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. We wont worry. Warriors never worry. Hold up, one more time. Give me a five. 5, 4, 3, 2 let me say it 3, 2, 1. We wont worry. Warriors never worry aaah. Let me say it i gotta go i dont want to be on it. 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. We wont worry. Warriors never worry. Were going to win, lets go lets roll tape on this. We wont worry. Warriors arent worried. Were gonna [ bleep ] win [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you for your time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for your time. All right. Another week is coming to a close. Its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments whether they need it or not. Its this week in unnecessary censorship. The woman who was doing yoga on her vacation in our state ended up getting [ bleep ] by a bear. We werent ready to play. Obviously they just [ bleep ]ed us right in the mouth. Shes working on klay thompson. I am telling you, i am so looking forward to [ bleep ] donald trump i cant wait saw a big black [ bleep ] coming this way. Hes been called the [ bleep ] bandit. Caring for each other come rain or come shine ill [ bleep ] your [ bleep ] and youll [ bleep ] mine i feel like if chad and daniel dont find love at the end of this, i think they might ride off into the sunset together. I [ bleep ] my family, i [ bleep ] my friends, and now im going to [ bleep ] you, the american people, like nobody has ever [ bleep ] you before. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show the music of led zeppelin as performed by train, bill simmons is here, and well be right back with Anthony Anderson. So stick around. Seize the day. Crabfest is back at red lobster with so many kinds of crab and the most crab dishes of the year. So dive into whatever floats your crabloving boat. Like crab lovers dream. Crack open tender snow and king crab legs, and twirl creamy crab alfredo. Or try the new alaska bairdi crab dinner. Sweet and straight from the icy waters of alaska, youve gotta get it. To really get it. But it wont last forever, so hurry in. The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. I just picked us up 2 breakfast croissants for 4, when this bear attacked. With one swipe, it devoured one of the croissants. Then jack showed up, and took care of the beast, so i could escape. And thats what happened to your breakfast croissant. And yours . It survived. Enjoy freshly cracked egg with ham and bacon. Or sausage. Two tasty croissants at an even tastier 4 price. Its a deal youll devour. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Hes a former employee of this program who ventured out on his own. Hes been very successful. He is the host of the new show any given wednesday, which premieres june 22nd on hbo, bill simmons is here. Then later, this is their new album it is a cover album called train does led zeppelin two train from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] all proceeds from this album go to a very good charity, family house. So buy it. Monday night we are back in primetime for game five of the nba finals with Ellen Degeneris and the cast of finding dory. Then we have another show at our regular time with kevin hart. And oprah will be with us next week too, so join us then. Our first guest tonight is a funny and friendly man whom you know from his big hit show blackish, and now he has a summer job as host of to tell the truth of which, you can get a special sneakpeek tuesday night on abc. Please welcome Anthony Anderson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look relaxed. Woo jimmy you know, you look sharp, but also casual, and relaxed. I like that. Thank you very much. Yeah, im home. Jimmy its good to have you back. Youve been on this show so many times from the very beginning of this show. And i do want to talk to you about that in a minute. But i first want to ask about your vacation. I saw a video of you on vacation with george lopez. Yes. Jimmy this is true so far . So far. Jimmy well, play the video, because i need to know whats happening here. [ screaming ] [ bleep ] grab that [ bleep ] jimmy what the hell . What is that . It was like a ten inch millipede. Jimmy ooh. And i was coming out of the bathroom, brushing my teeth, and it ran across my feet. And they say when you get bit by it its like getting electrocuted. Which is crazy. Did you hear how deep my voice got when i got it in the trash can . Jimmy yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, its crazy man. Scared the hell out of me. Jimmy are you and george lopez sharing a hotel room . No, we had a villa. Jimmy oh, a villa. We had a villa. He was on one side, i was on the other. Jimmy thought you had something you wanted to tell us . No, dont let it fool you. Its all right. Jimmy you got a congratulations. Blackish, you won a peabody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is a prestigious award. When was this . A couple weeks ago. In new york. [ cheers and applause ] fortunate enough to receive our peabody the same night David Letterman got his, and steve martin got nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy was that a fun night . It was a great night. Jimmy i bet it was. Lets talk about the show to tell the truth. This is a game show from the 50s . 60s . 50s, 60s, 70s. Almost four decades, yeah. Jimmy whats the idea behind the show . They bring three guests on, and one is sworn to tell the truth. The other two lie out of their teeth. And i have a panel of celebrity guests. I have nene leakes, jalen rose, i have the wonderful and beautiful and talented betty white. Jimmy betty white. Shes always funny. She did the original to tell the truth, so we had to have her back on. Jimmy you had another cast member, a very important cast member, i think. Your mom is the score keeper. My mother is the score keeper on the show. Jimmy is she good at keeping score . My mother went to Public School in watts, she cant count. Jimmy your mother used to come on our show all the time. And then at a certain point, i was like, wheres your mom . Youre like, shes not coming anymore, thats it. I banned her, i put her on punishment. Now shes off punishment, shes off kimmel punishment. We can bring her back now. Jimmy can we bring her . Of course we can. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres your mom. I miss her. I havent seen her in a long time. How are you . Good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so what we want to do here, i have to take a break, and when we come back, were going to play a little game of to tell the truth between the two of you. I think its going to be very interesting. Anthony anderson and his mom are here. Well be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] your favorite shows. Streaming on. You can just keep streaming. And streaming. Hello jim. So much streaming, but id really like to go home now. My arms are very tired. 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Potato chips. Jimmy and do you treat your son with the respect that is typically accorded to the host of a show like this . No. Sometimes. No. Jimmy why do you say no . She doesnt, jimmy. She comes late. I was late one time. You were late the first show. Second show. She comes with an entourage. Jimmy oh, really . Whos in your entourage . Drunk bobby and debby. Theyre in the back. What up, drunk bobby . Hi, debby. Near theyre in the green room. Jimmy why do they call him that . Because he like hennessy. [ laughter ] jimmy heres what were going to do. On to tell the truth you have three people come out, two of them are imposters. One is the person who says he or she says they are. Were going to do it a little bit differently. I asked anthony to come up with three things. Two of them are not true, one of them is true. Things that youve never heard about him before. These are secrets from his past, and you have to figure out which one is true. Okay . Okay. Jimmy here we go. Do we need any game show music or anything like that . No, we dont. [ laughter ] okay, here they are. You and dad went out one night, and i was hungry, and i cooked a polish sausage in a pan and burned it and i threw it in the backyard but the house was filled, completely filled with smoke, and i turned on all the fans, and yall came home and said, who the hell burned something . I said, i dont know. Okay, thats one. Two, my brother derek actually pushed a bar stool over on my head and gave me these stitches right here in the family room. Thats true. Hold on i aint even got to the other story yet. And three, i lost my virginity to your best friends daughter in the house, and my brother derek also watched it through the keyhole of our bedroom door. Was it barbaras door . Jimmy you cant ask followup questions. Which do you think is true, one, two, or three . In the den, where my other son knocked him in the head with the skateboard. Jimmy you think thats the one . Anthony, which story is true . I lost my virginity to her best friend while my brother watched through the keyhole in the door. [ laughter and applause ] who lived two houses down . It was it was jimmy you dont remember her name . No, no. Old lady mary, then the samoans. And then [ laughter ] barbara. Her name wasnt barbara. May mays mama . That was her name . Yeah. Okay, it was her daughter, shantel. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, all right. Derek watched through the peephole. Jimmy what do you think of that . Does that surprise you . Thank god she didnt get pregnant. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, now its your turn. You have three stories, give them to anthony. Hell figure out which one is true. I made love in a jiffy lube truck. [ laughter ] jimmy ho all right. Thats number one. That explains a lot. Thats why my car is always okay, mama, go on. Free oil change for life. Ha ha okay. Love in a jiffy lube truck. Jimmy whats the next story . When you was 10 years old, i smoked a joint with francis and i got high and i couldnt walk, and i had to crawl home. Literally, crawl home. And when i got inside, i said, im so hungry. They told me, if you eat, you will come down. So you went in there and fried me a chicken. Jimmy how old was he . 10. Jimmy oh, boy. Okay. Whats number three . Jimmy whats story number three . Your daddy was no good. Your real daddy. Okay. But your grandfather was good. Wait a minute wait a minute we not from the south, mama we from South Central anyway, i said he was a goodhearted man, he left you 5,000 when he died. Oh and i spent it. I bought the dining room table. [ laughter ] see, now this is interesting. Okay. Not going to say my mama smoked a joint with francis, our nextdoor neighbor, so she didnt really crawl home. I think the first time she smoked on joint was on her 50th birthday in london with me. So im going to get rid of that. Hm. Jiffy lube and money. My mama is a big freak, so the jiffy lube story could be true. But im going to go with my mother stealing the using the 5,000 that my grandfather left when he died. Jimmy the inheritance. Because anybody knows me and my mama with money, knows that my mama would never tell me that she had some free money from somebody. Jimmy which one is true . I smoked a joint with francis. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go. To tell the truth airs a special sneak preview at 8 00 p. M. , tuesday. Well be right back with bill simmons [ cheers and applause ] introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for each line after 24 month finance agreement and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each. For just 30 bucks a line. Plus now everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. Dont wait get a free galaxy smartphone and 6 gigs per line for just 30 bucks a line. Hurry to tmobile now for our most epic deal ever. 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Jimmy and you used to work on our show. Brought you out from boston and you were a lowly sports writer. Now youre wearing shoes that cost 60, sometimes 70. The hottest shoes in america. I was thinking about you today. I was working in my office. I have a golden tee in my game. Jimmy the golf video game . Right. The video game. My kids. Theyre making noise. Im trying to work on something, im yelling at them. I turned into you. 14 years ago, remember . Your kids would come in and you would be working these scripts and i would watch it and marvel at your ability to multi task. Jimmy you mean to ignore my children, yes. Thats what i did, too. I learned from the master. Jimmy have your kids seen put that billboard up. There are billboards, im sure this is in new york as well. There are huge billboards of you all over the place. Have the kids seen that yet . Theyve seen it. I took my daughter to theres one thats like a 20story building on sunset and she was freaked out. Like she got frightened. Jimmy yeah. And then i got frightened because theres one on gower, and i dont know what happened, but it looks like the atmospheric pressure made my face curve. Like i had a miny tiner incident. Jimmy lets look at that. [ laughter ] its like a had a minor medical incident or something. I dont know. Jimmy its a little bit of a smirk, yeah. By the way, theres one right by my house and my wife said, bill looks very handsome in these things. Thank you. By the way, i had a better joke for that, but my publicist talked me out of it. Jimmy is that right . Yeah, he did. Hes like, dont go out there and say that. Jimmy hes very sensitive. He has the same publicist. He has tiny little thumbs, miniature thumbs. So he considers himself hes like in a special class he gave tiny thumbs down. [ laughter ] jimmy you named your show any given wednesday. Yes. Jimmy against my advice. You called me and asked me, you said, im thinking about naming the show any given wednesday, and i said i dont think its a good idea. You were the only person in my life, and i asked a lot of people, who didnt like it. Jimmy im the only honest person in your life. I was 29 for 30 and you didnt like it. And i realized it was because i handled how i asked you wrong. Jimmy oh, really . Because i learned when i worked with you. You have to do a Jedi Mind Trick with you. Jimmy dont you want my honest reaction to it . I should have made you think it was your idea. [ laughter ] jimmy thats always the best way to deal with anybody. And i should have given you a list of ten names, with nine terrible names and any given wednesday and youd be like, i like that one and we would have been good. Jimmy that would have been a waste of your time. What were the other top candidates for names of the show . Its so hard to name stuff. We had the sim thing with the ringer. Jimmy i like that name. Thank you. And for four months, theyre like, thats the Johnny Knoxville movie where hes in the special olympics. We were like, people are going to say that. You said to me, even Johnny Knoxville doesnt remember that movie anymore. Jimmy thats right. And we were fine. Jimmy hes washed that from his brain. We couldnt come up with a name. Jimmy you still didnt really, i think. Your show is called Jimmy Kimmel Live youre not live jimmy well no. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy youre misstating that. The show is called jimmy kimmel, live and people mispronounce it. What i worry about, the show will repeat on hbo a number of times through the week. And then its confusing if you watch it on thursday, youre like, oh, this is old. Right. Thats fair. My whole thing, i didnt want to work on the weekends. If you do hbo, sunday night is their big night. And i thought if i had wednesday in the title, i wouldnt have to work. Yeah, because any given sunday wouldnt roll off the tongue. I didnt think about that. Jimmy i thought of and it i told you and you dont listen to me. Get rid of those other 29 friends is what i have to say. What is the show going to be like . What do you have planned . First of all, its weekly. Which is an advantage. But were going to have conversations. Try to be topical and big picture. Jimmy what kind of people do you talk to . Celebrities. Jimmy are you prepared to announce your first guest . Our publicist said i was not prepared. Jimmy that little thumb bastard. No, its going to be fun. I think the difference is well tie them to a topic and a reason for them to be on. Other than just, were coming out and promoting like me coming out here and promoting the show. Like when you come on, i want to team you with somebody like carl malone. Jimmy yes. Not like karl malone, make it karl malone. Yeah, yeah, karl malone. Then we talk to karl malone and it will be fun. Jimmy lets do that right now. That would be great. I ran into karl malones wife and daughter on the street yesterday. Weird insight into my life. Anyway. The ring ir, the website. Tell me what the idea is. Does it different from your last one . Its sports, pub culture and tech. Its a little more timely because things move so fast these days. Like news happens and theres 45 different think pieces on in an hour. So you cant take your time as much. We also have features and columns too. Jimmy one of my favorite bits of trivia about you, even though you do run a forward media empire, you still have an aol email address. I do, and a blackberry. Jimmy and a blackberry. And a blackberry. Ive been in meetings where i have all these young people jimmy dont be sad. Its not like he cant afford a gmail address. [ laughter ] ive been in meetings where im like, hold on. And its like youve got mail, and my staff just starts laughing. Theyre like, oh my god, youre so old. But now i have the currys. To make me young. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i wish you a lot of luck. Thank you, buddy. Jimmy the website is the ringer. And the show is called any given wednesday premieres june 22 at 10 00 p. M. On hbo. Bill simmons, everybody well be right back with train. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy its like a car. Id like to thank Anthony Anderson, bill simmons, David Boreanaz and apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first the album is called train does led zeppelin two, here with the song heartbreaker, train hey fellas have you heard the news you know that annies back in town it wont take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago but from her eyes a different smile like that of one who knows well its been ten years and maybe more since i first set eyes on you the best years of my life gone by here i am alone and blue some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love but ill just keep on rollin along with the grace from the lord above people talkin all around bout the way you left me flat i dont care what the people say i know where their jive is at one thing i do have on my mind if you can clarify please do its the way you call me another guys name when i try to make love to you yeah i try to make love but it aint no use give it to me give it work so hard i couldnt unwind get some money saved abuse my love thousand times heartbreaker your time has come cant take your evil ways go away heartbreaker im begging im begging im [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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