Major night of basketball. A special thanks to those of you with us earlier in prime time. Game five of the nba finals. The warriors tonight were shorthanded. They were out Draymond Green who was suspended for what was the latest in a series of attacks on other players testicles. Here he is taking steven adams of the oklahoma thunder during the last series, and this was on friday night the league called this unnecessary contact with the swipe at the hand of the i dont know. They really know how to make it sound sexy. But two days after the game he was charged with the flagrant foul. I feel like there should be a statute of limitations, like you have to call the foul before the pain goes away. If you get suspended in the nba, youre not allowed to be in the arena before or during the game. Draymond watched the basketball democrat baseball game. He reportedly watched it from a suite at the oakland as game. What were they afraid of . I feel like we should have known this was going to happen. Have people seen the Draymond Green signature shoe . I mean, looking back it seems to obvious. Throughout the nba finals our friend, tracy morgan has been kind enough to share some of his personal favorite memories from finals past. Tonight hes prepared to share again as he turns back to one of my best nba finals ever was when willis reed walked out after returning from his leg injury in 1970. It reminded me of my uncle jerry. He got his leg bit by pit bulls in a dog fight. I dont condone dog fighting or his behavior. It taught me a valuable lesson. You dont fight pit bulls if you happen to work in the butcher shop. The pit bulls can smell the meat and they cant control themselves after that. He had no calf muscle after he got bit, so his leg look like a pirate dude with a wooden leg. It was so funny. It was funny. Hell show it to you if you ever meet him. [ applause ] jimmy quite a story. A special bonus, we invited one of tracys friends. And its time for alec baldwins nba finals one of my best nba finals ever was when willis reed walked out of the tunnel in 1970 after returning from his leg injury. I loved it because it reminded me of my uncle jerry. He got his leg bitten by pit bulls in a dog fight. That taught me a valuable lesson. You dont fight pit bulls if you happen to work in a butcher shop. You understand what im saying . Anyway, he had no calf muscle after he got bit so his leg look like one of them old dudes, them pirate dudes, you know, with the wooden leg . It was so funny. It was funny. Hell show it to you if you ever meet up with him. Jimmy thank you, alec. They have so much in common. They both have an uncle jerry. This should be interesting. Tomorrow night in washington d. C. , Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are having a meeting, a dinner at dennys i would love to be at that meeting. Dont fall for it, bernie, its a trap. Hillary is going to tie you up and put you to an assisted living facility. Here is donald trump slowed down to half speed for comic affect. [ slow speed ] bernie. Bernie. Bernie, where are you, bernie . Oh, we love bernie. Bernies okay. Jimmy only one here speaking like that from now on. You probably know donald trump is keen on suing people. According to usa today hes been involved in at least 3500 lawsuits so far in his life. Thats a lot. Most people sue or get sued once, maybe three times in their lives. By the way, when im Vice President , i will propose a lifetime cap. Youll get five lawsuits and thats it, so choose wisely. [ applause ] jimmy you know . But until that time we have to deal with wealthy people filing as many suits as they want. Thats bad news for the legal system but good news for lawyers on both sides. Have you or someone you love been sued by donald trump . Call greenberg and greenberg today. Weve successfully defended literally thousands of donald trump soughts like this. I switched over to dancing with the stars. Donald trump sued me for 4 00,000. My kids bought me this trump tie for fathers day. I never wore it. Trump sued me for 2 million. I retweeted this picture of Donald Trumps hair. He sued me for 500,000. Im mexican. Donald trump sued me for 8 million. When donald trump sues, were there for you. Call today. Jimmy im glad that went your way, guillermo. This is the biggest week for major sports titles of the year. Last night the stanley cup was won by the penguins. A lot of hockey fans. Its interesting to see how many people outside of pittsburgh and san jose are paying attention to hockey. The kings were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs which was like two months ago. The series goes on forever. We decided to have fun with that. We asked people to claim to be l. A. Kings fans if they were excited that the kings won the stanley cup, which, of course they didnt. That didnt stop the fans from celebrating anyway in tonights stanley cup finals edition of lie witness news. Were out talking about the people about the exciting victories by the kings taking home the stanley cup again. Whos excited . Excited . I think im very excited. Im sure the rest of my family the. Were a huge stanley were a huge hockey fans. Did you watch the game together last night . We couldnt, but we listened to it on the radio. What were you doing . Your hon youre listening and hearing it. Youre getting excited. Whats going on . Its kind of hard to describe because theres so many things going on at the same time. But what i can tell you from one word is just pandemonium. When the victory happened last night people were out in the streets, victory celebrations exploded. It was crazy out here. I went down to b dubs. I seen a lot of it. My favorite player is john than click. I cant wait to touch the stanley cup that you won. Go kings, 2016 stanley cup victors. Youre a big fan . Season tickets. The victory by the kings last night, did you catch any of the game . They didnt play. Youre smarter than all the other people out here today. [ applause ] well break him eventually. Dont worry. Jimmy are you familiar with kids bop . You know what that is . That album. Youre clapping for that . Anyway, well, we put together a new kidz bop album with help from some famous hip hop artists like this. Hes my song today was a good day kidz bop style. It runs so deep, so zeep. When we come back the music of hip hop artists as sung by children and my exclusive chat with baby steph curry and baby lebron james. Stick around. Well be right back. How does this world, help you experience this world . Oh man ive only been to one place oh i have a great idea maybe i can go to the rainforest. Any ideas for my little ones first big trip. 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Watches. And they dont realize the reason we use these things in the first place is because we dont want to talk to anybody. [ laughter ] jimmy i want a phone that keeps quiet and doesnt even turn on. Tonight was game five of the nba finals. Because i am fortunate enough to host a Television Show yrve, i o chance to sit down with two young superstars from each team. This is part two of my exclusive twopart interview with steph curry and lebron james. Do you think the cavaliers are more motivated than your team seeing as how you beat them last finals . Uhhuh. Your team is healthy this year, how do you feel about this . Lebron, are you pooping . Lebron is pooping. This is stephs pregame ritual. He passes the ball to one of his t teammates over and over again. Its unorthodox, but obviously, it works. Just speak right into that, yeah, right. Yeah. Just yeah. Steph, some have called you the jiggliest player in the nba right now. Do you think thats true . Huh . Yes . Are you going to eat this microphone . Right. You know, on the court it seems lebron is much bigger than steph, but when youre holding them, steph is quite a bit heavier. No offense. Jimmy so while were on the subject of kids, i have a baby daughter. Shes almost two, and im always looking for things we might have in common. Music is one of them. And dont get me wrong. I love the song the wheels on the bus but after the 40 th time in a row, im anxious for some variety. So i took matters into my own hands and teamed up with ice cube and friends to produce this great new album of kid friendly hip hop songs we can all enjoy. What up [ bleep ]. Its your boy ice cube. Ive been seeing kidz bop for years. Why cant we do it with hip hop . I got some of my hardest, and took out all the [ bleep ] so they can finally enjoy my songs. Heres today was a good day. And it runs to deep, so deep i didnt have to have a school day. I got to say today was a snow day what . Its lil john. If you thought these kids couldnt get low, then you were wrong [ bleep ]er. On the playground, with the ball lets all play tether ball smack smack smack smack that ball whats up . If you heard my paranoid, youll love it even more without the naughty language. I see all the bubbles in the tub. Got to hide from my mother i thinkmy mommys trying to scrub me up baby, im a dirty boy . These [ bleep ] got flow and dance moves. Thats why i had to get them to do the cover of [ bleep ] problems. Thats my trucking problem if you find some dirt and rocks, thats the problem maybe can i solve it this is big shawn. I always thought kids needed their own version of i dont [ bleep ] with you. I cant tie my shoes theres things i would rather learn to do no, i cant tie my shoe i cant tie em, i cant tie em, nope prove what i always said. You can do the heat without all the cusses, which is why i also head them cover our nwa classic, [ bleep ] the police. Hug the police, come on, plug the police lets give them a hug all the for the low price of mother hugging 19. 99. Call today mother hugger. Jimmy thanks to all of them. Tonight on the show music from fitz and the tantrums. From unreal Constance Zimmer is here, and well be right back with kevin hart. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by new orleans tourism. Visit happytuesdaydotcom and explore the possibilities. And we just couldnt say no to that face. Then we wanted more of that local flavor so betty says. Oh yeah, thats betty. Youre going to want to do this alligator thing. And betty didnt lead us wrong. A little later we passed some dancing. And who doesnt like dancing . Especially when its followed by fireworks everyones nola is different. Follow yours. Nice to meet you today were going to talk about the allnew 2016 chevy cruze, but heres the catch. Youre only going to answer me in emojis. So, this cruze has builtin 4g lte wifi® with 24 gigs of data. 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Central intelligence, costarring Dwayne Johnson, opens friday. Please welcome kevin hart. [ applause ] jimmy you smell like leather. Thank you. Oh. Jimmy its good to see you. Its good to be seen. You look good. Jimmy i know youve been traveling. If v you been following the nba finals . Im a man, yes. Yes i have. Im very much into it right now. Jimmy where have you been . Have you been out of the country . Ive been everywhere. Im what you call a renaissance man. I do it all. Jimmy thats what ive always said about you. What are you cheering for . I like greatness. You have two different scenarios, lebron james is, quote unquote, the best player in the nba. Its arguable but the truth. This guy has been there six times. I would love to see something happen within the six times but on the other hand, you have steph. Steph is having an amazing season. I love that he and his team made history. A unanimous vote for mvp and now the chance to cap it off with a back to back championship. To say i witnessed history and saw it, thats jimmy who are you cheering for . Im trying to avoid that part. Jimmy you run into them all the time, right . Whos your all Time Favorite basketball player . Michael jordan. Jimmy along the way youve run into Michael Jordan . A couple times. Mike still might be mad at me. True story. Jimmy why . Listen, i pissed him off. He had an event. Mike had a Charity Event in las vegas. They called me. They wanted me to host the event. I get there to host the event and its something where theyre like auctioning things and its a real tight crowd. Jimmy rich people. Everybodys neck was really straight. So i get up there and im like man, loosen up, relax. Have a good time. As im saying stuff, i lock eyes with mike. Hes in the front row, and i start teasing him. Im like man, what age do you get to where its okay to wear your pants that high and nobody addresses it. You tell me im the only one that thinks mike is past the legal limit to waist . It was fun jokes. He had the little square mustache at the time. I was like whats that. It looks like a thumbprint, like you just smelled something. And nobody was laughing. It got to the point where nobody was laughing. Hes looking straight. Hes actually giving me a look like youre going to keep going . You aint going to stop. I dont care. Im having a good time. I was laughing. I may or may not have been drunk at the time. [ laughter ] im i hit him with one more. Nobody said nothing. It gets over and i see him. Im like what up, mike. He shook my hand and squeezed it real hard and was like you have a good day. Jimmy really . Yeah. I aint seen him since. Jimmy oh, no, wow. He still my favorite player, though. If i see him again, ill ask him about it. Like you better lose the attitude. Jimmy it seems like when a guy has a hitler mustache, his friends should intervene. Im big on telling people things that make me uncomfortable. If theres something about your appearance that makes me uncomfortable, im going to address it. Mikes pants made me uncomfortable. It was like a dress pant. It wasnt a jean. It was like a slack. Who wears a slack right here . Jimmy Michael Jordan. Thats who. Technically he can, if anybody can. Jimmy for those who dont know, youre engaged. For how long have you been engaged . [ applause ]. Sorry, ladies. Its almost over. Ive been engaged for two years. About to get married. Jimmy you are . I was wondering about that. It seemed like youve been engaged the last 11 times i saw you. I have. I didnt know her yet. You got to figure it out. Jimmy first get engaged. Draw it out as long as you can. Jimmy are you involved in the planning of the wedding . In the beginning i didnt want to be. I made a very strong point saying do not involve me with any of it. I just want to make you happy. I want to pay for it, but i dont want the questions. I dont want to go back and forth. And then i wound up getting involved, and now im worse than her. [ laughter ] once you in, you in. Im like i dont know if i like those flowers. Let me see another one. I dont know if i like that dressing. Let me taste it. Let me see that napkin. No, that doesnt feel right. Let me see another one. You get in. Once you really get involved, you get involved. Jimmy home people are you inviting to the wedding . We dont want it too crazy. Right now were at 175. Jimmy will it end there . At max 200. Its all her people. None of my people. My people didnt know i was getting married until i said it on this show. Ill have to explain it in the morning. Jimmy so you didnt really invite your whole family . No. Jimmy why . I want it to be small. I dont want it something grand. Jimmy when they say you got her aunt uncle its for her. Jimmy its for her . Yeah. You go, do that. Jimmy but you kipicked out e napkins. That will piss me off if i see it on the floor. Its a good napkin. I cant remember the pronunciation of the cloth. Its expense i. If i see people wipe their mouth and not appreciate it, its really going to piss me off. Im making eye contact. You see why i picked that, dont you . Yeah. It was the best one they had. Jimmy whos your best man . My son is my best man. Jimmy how old is your son . Hes eight. Jimmy thats going to be the worst Bachelor Party ever. I got nothing going on. Jimmy a bounce house. I just wanted to include my son and my daughter, because those are the closes