Transcripts For KGAN The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20161021

Its troubling. Congressman blum actually cosponsored a bill that could make it legal for a woman to be fired just for being pregnant. And blum tried to defund planned parenthood, even though women depend on it for critical care, like cancer screenings. I was diagnosed with breast cancer, and i know it was Early Detection that made a difference. Its not a political issue. Developing right now on cbs 2 news ten at 10. 10. If a child is developing right now on cbs 2 news at 10 at 10. If a child is uncomfortable beautiful recreation area. Tonight the positive Financial Impact if it happens. Happens. And after a frosty night tonight, Indian Summer returns for the weekend, well tell you more in your forecast. Plus. Refusing to back down. Down. I will totally accept the results of this great and historic president ial election if i win. Win. Clarification from donald trump and governor branstad as talk of a rigged election conti. Continue. Now, the corridors top stories and tomorrows weather first forecast in the first ten minutes. This is cbs 2 news 10 at 10. A marion mom says nothing is being done to protect her child from the constant bullying he faces. But the school says theyve done all they can with what theyve been given. Given. Cbs 2 News Reporter dora miller joins us live from marion with both sides of the story. This is the Marion Independent School districts policy on antibullying. But one parent says it Means Nothing if officials dont stick to it. While School Officials say its used the right way. Way. Its a horrible feeling to by. School Officials Say we do in its effective when you use it the right way. Its a horrible feeling that you cannot protect your child. Its a terrible feeling. Kristin robinson says she has done all she can to protect her sevenyearold. It escalated. He got kicked and pushed on the playground every day. She says her son has been she has reported to the separate intended months ago but thats where it stopped. Ive done everything as a parent. Not even once have asked what children are picking on your kid. We investigate every case. Elementary schools have a low incidence in bowling. Superintendent chris dyer stands by his districts anti child has been bullied. We offer the opportunity to come in and call on the phone. It makes sense not to let the stitching their situation continue. Never once has he asked me to come to the office to sit getting an education. Its about her son and being treated like everyone else in the district. District. Ive dealt with discrimination from the students, from the staff there and its just time for robinson says she plans to move forward with legal action. She says at this point, shes worried about her sons wellbeing. Covering the corridor in marion, dora miller cbs 2 news ten at 10. If you feel that your child is being bullied at a school in the Marion Independent School bullied at the school in the marion independence School Districts superintendent says parents should reach out to the principal of the school and file a report. Once the report is filed the superintendent will review it in the claim will be investigated. We do have a link to the policy on the website. We have seen a change in the weather in the past 24 hours. Much cooler weather has come into the midwest. Tonight frost in freezing temperatures will be here. We do have a frost advisory for these counties in blue. The temperatures throughout the region should be in the range of 30 through 34. We have clear skies and light winds so temperatures will fall. We will be on the way to the freezing mark. Its down to 39 in cedar rapids. 37 is in waterline and oelwein. Tomorrow to break it down after a frosty night we will have a nice sunny day. Temperatures will be five 5 lots of sunshine. Cbs 2 news 10 attend continues now with more of that corridor top stores. Right now friends of cedar lake st. They hope they are writing the final miles to reach a eight milliondollar dream. The group wants boardwalks, boat docks and natural playgrounds to make cedar lake a destination location. Tonight members found out it will be money well spent. Matt hammill was at that meeting and joins us live with the de reporter you think about the cities that thrive on having a lake in the heart of town. In minneapolis, medicine in chicago. For cedar lake location could mean a big payoff. Many bike riders and dog walkers love the trails and views in cedar lake. Looking at it every day i think theres a huge potential for. Great it could be including those who built on its shores wagon delhi. I think paddle boarding and kayaking and canoeing and maybe even a beach. Tonight friends of cedar lake heard those kinds of dreams could have a huge financial benefit. Consultant jeff says with a proposed Sleeping Giant bridge on one side of downtown an the trio could mean a 17 million and 300 jobs. We could have events that drives money into the community. It also means getting people into the community to stay an extra night in a hotel or spend some more money shopping. The group says thats exactly what it needed to hear to answer the questions of potential donors. Our investment . Now we have the data that supports what we are seeing happening every day and weekend. These are people that will visit cedar rapids and spend money. Cedar lake could be part of a bike trail that runs from iowa city to cedar falls. Todd says there are businesses in new bohemia that are making to a third of their profits from bike riders and of course help. Covering the corridor in cedar rapids matt hammill cbs 2 news 10 attend. Friends of cedar lakes say they still have one more hurdle to clear. Right now the lake is owned by a light energy. The city owns all of the land around it. The group is asking for the city to take over cedar lake and operate the entire area of the park. Its estimated the cost to Hillary Clinton and donald trump traded jabs at each other during a new york candidates are claiming victory following the final president ial debate. However, problems with email are once again biting the clinton campai. Campaign. Today cybersecurity experts confirmed the Gmail Account of Clintons Campaign chairman was infiltrated by the same Russian Hackers who have targeted other democrat groups. Wikileaks has already released more than 20thousand Clinton Campaign emails and says it has another 27 thousand that it could release. Republican rival donald trump now says he will accept the if he wins. If he doesnt trump says he will reserve his right to contest the results. The latest National Poll shows trump trailing clinton by seven points. Trump is also dealing with more allegations of sexual assault. Today another woman came forward saying the republican nominee made unwanted sexual advances towards her. The Trump Campaign denies all ten of the allegations. Now, our question of the day. Do you think a president ial candidate should agree to accept Election Results before cast your vote click the question link on the homepage of cbs 2 iowa dot com. Iowa Governor Terry branstad is clarifying what he said earlier this week when he backed up donald trump for thinking the 2016 election could be rigged. I can tell you, i know secretary of state paul pate and teh county auditors across the state of iowa and they are honest and working very they are honest and they are working hard to make sure we have a clean and Fair Election in the state. Governor. Prince that in paul pate appeared together at a republican rally. The two men say the Media Coverage could influence the outcome of the election. With election day less than three weeks away organizers want to make sure everyone can in Johnson County volunteers in all 24 presents will help people who may struggle making it to the polls. Johnson county seat and i what city in corvo buses will be free for people with disabilities. Organizers tell us the ability to contact seat and let them know if they want to vote. We have information on our website cbs2iowa. Com now we continue. International components is laying off 4 thats nearly 85 of the plants workforce. Iac tells cbs 2 news the cuts are coming because Fiat Chrysler is discontinuing the dodge dart. Other projects are now moving to other plants. The state board of regents has approved revamping kinnick stadium. They are looking at a new animated rendering of what the project will look like when the refresh space will include more bathrooms, concessions and premium seating. Construction will begin in 2017. Overnight. Geonetric workers will volunteer their time to build new websites for the nonprofit organizations based in linn county. This year six organizations will get new websites from the charity event. A new transportation option is now available in the corridor. The program is called corridor rides and the idea is to reduce congestion and create across the corridor. Users simply log on to the programs website and pick a matching car pool. The pools provide rides for groups of about 7 peo. People. Weve put a link to the corridor rides website on our we have put a link on our website cbs2iowa. Com this weekend the Drama Department at city high will be helping out their peers at st. Amit high school in louisiana. For help after flooding this summer to score their school and washed away many of their Drama Department resources. City highs production to kill a mockingbird will raise money to send supplies to louisiana. The performances are friday and saturday night at 7 30 and sunday afternoon at two at city high in iowa city. You can get tickets at the Schools Office during Business Hours or 30 minutes prior to each performance. That is cbs news 10 attend and the corridor top stories and tomorrows forecast in the first 10 minutes. Still to come the science of fear. What many of us crave spookiness around halloween. Colder air air has moved into eastern iowa and the temperatures are falling. A frost advisory is in effect. We will tell you how low we its not uncommon for autistic kids to flap their hands. And so when i saw that, that was completely disqualifying. Im a republican, but this election is so much bigger than party. My son max cant live in trump world. So im crossing party lines and voting for hillary. I dont always agree with her, but shes reasonable. She can work with people to solve problems. I want to be able to tell my kids that i did the right thing when it really mattered. Tomorrow on cbs 2. We can do nearly everything online and thats even more true now as courts are opening up the concept of serving divorce papers digitally. See exactly how it works sometimes boring is good. Especially when we are talking about the weather. There is not much going on around here. Thank you. We will see you later. At the fastest whether. There is frost in the forecast and thats something we will talk about. I did was show you the radar. There is nothing going on around eastern iowa tonight or any portion of the upper midwest as a large High Pressure has built in and that will see to it that the forecast remains dry and quite all the way through the weekend. On our satellite notice the clear skies that are in place in eastern iowa. High pressure is building from the west and that will produce clear skies, light winds and dry air all night long. With the longer nights thats going to develop some frost. We do have a frostdv effect for all these counties in blue. If you have flowers or plants that could be touched by temperatures around 32 degrees its a good idea to cover them up. As far as the current temperatures it has dropped to 36 degrees in tama. A lot of places the cool air is out there and will continue pressure has brought cooler air to the midwest. Our highs were 16 degrees lower so it felt like fall. As this High Pressure dropping southward will be centered over the top of us but kelly get up tomorrow. Those are perfect conditions for temperatures to continue to fall and thats why will see be seeing frost. As the day goes on the High Pressure moves to the east and on the backside the winds start to move back in from the south. Theyll start a warming trend and get those temperatures warming again sunday. Tonights model shows a low of 35. Im thinking that is 3 degrees too warm. Im thinking spots should be around 31 two 233 degrees. Tomorrow afternoon it will be cool and 54. You can see the 60s returning to western iowa and by the time we get to saturday we will be in the 60s. On sunday there Weather Forecast coming up. For High School Football will be nice and crisp. 48 for a kickoff temperature. Heres a rainfall forecast which goes through monday. There is no rain in the state of iowa. Dry conditions expected to last through the weekend and with sunshine and mild temperatures. Excellent conditions to be outside enjoying the fall colors. Mostly clear tonight and frost around. 30 32 3234. 32 two 234. There will be plenty of sign. Your extended forecast will be 70 degrees on sunday and sunshine still mild on monday. The rain moves back into the forecast on tuesday and wednesday and the temperatures its troubling. Congressman blum actually cosponsored a bill that could make it legal for a woman to be fired just for being pregnant. Like cancer screenings. I was diagnosed with breast cancer, and i know it was Early Detection that made a difference. Its not a political issue. Its about caring about all of our people here in this country. Im monica vernon, and i approve this message. Your brain is hardwired to feel fear. It lets you know if youre in harms way or when being brain is hardwired to feel free and let you know when you are in harms way, or being scared is in good fun. As we move closer to fear and tonights family 411. Screams and goosebumps is what happens after a good scare. Their haunting characters to life too. Scaring people is a lot of fun its kind of an endorphin release to scare peopletheres a scientific raising moments. Everything comes from the brain neuropsychiatrist Katherine Brownlowe says the basic fear response is what keeps us alive in the face of danger. Like if youre walking in the woods and a bear walks in front of you you should be afraid. Your brain is also a contributor to why fear is fun. while you can experience that kind of deep brain based like its alright your cool this is still fun. Kelly collins has spent decades in the haunt industry. Were in the business of entertaining with fear. Kelly researched what scares people the most. What are they most afraid of. Dark yeah darkhe believes people should embrace what is a performance. Fall into the he story youre reading a good book. Whats entertaining for some isnt for others. Honestly i me out. A common fear now in the spotlight. The cultural explanation has shifted and so that the meaning have changed the ways our brains perceive them dr. Brownlowe cautions against pushing people into facing their fears especially little ones. She says you dont want to create a longlasting negative memory. Kids who are under age 7 really dont have reality and imagination so the monster under the bed still seems pretty real. At the end the monster under the bed seems real. To startle someone it is free and its cheap. At the end of the day they are the seabirds until its time to get back into character to expect when they walk to the doors and they are in costume then they can be scary. From there when we leave we go back to being our normal and coming up in sports sportsmark bliss simply gameplan for life he has for his team next in the ed thomas coach of the week. Oughs that cough doesnt sound so good. Well i think you sound great. Move over. Easy booger man. Take mucinex dm. Itll take care of your cough. Fine ill text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. One pill lasts 12 hours, so. Looks like im good all night ah david, please, listen. Still not coughing. Not fair you guys some cough medicines only last 4 hours. But just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. Start the relief. Ditch the misery. Lets end this. Just wanna see if my score changed. You wanna check yours . Scores dont change that much. I havent changed. Oh really . Its girlsnight. Ah huh. They said business casual. I love summer weddings oh no. Yeah, maybe it is time. Maybe i should check my credit score. Try credit karma. Its free. Oh woah. Thats different. At the at the closing tantrum Lambeau Field the heat is on. Not because of the temperatures the packers and the offense has now been playing up to the standards. The oldest rivalry with the bears. There was a great Aaron Rodgers and the bad in this one. Heres the Third Quarter and he gets hit and fumbles. The bears pounce on it in the end zone. Chicago takes a 106 lead. Then comes the good. Rogers devall date adams. Packers win 2610. Mark bliss loves football. Cedar rapids prairie. The bigger reason he loves kids. Mark bliss is our ed thomas coach of the week. It simply blessed. Every time cedar rapids prairie coach steps onto the field the loves coming every day. The reason is simple you know the hours that you spend its about the time you spend time with kids. Thats how he spends his time for the kids. That has been might approach throughout my career. Anything i can do to help kids i do it. s team is all about his game plan. Have heart and whatever you he tells us to leave a legacy. Every week is a week that matters. Its important to not only win but to do it the right way. Just like the relationship he has with his team you can create the relationships the right way then its already a when. Mark bliss is always an deficient undefeated in that. Brian murphy ran under 16 minutes. Washington win the team title. The girls race this weekend down to the final push. Mary arce crosses the finish line first by a second. Linnmar finished in second. Same place different class. When a also running at an old the panthers win the team title. And the girls race Bellevue Cameron ran away with this one finishing first 51 seconds ahead of secondplace. Northwind also qualifying for we are out of time. On all captioning sponsored by cbs stephen elijah wood so great to have you on the show im happy to be here stephen. Again. Stephen you were on this show before . Yep. Stephen you sure . Theres video tape of it. Stephen a lot of guests come through here. It was only a few months ago, stephen. Stephen mmm you stopped by to tell me how great it was to have me on the show. Stephen doesnt sound like me well, i dont think i want to say what that says about a host who cant remember his guests. Stephen i say, i would love for you to say what is says, something about a guest who isnt going to say what it says. Say it stephen it says youre uncool. This is a vintage sweater. I challenge you to settle this like gentlemen . . shouting two months later stephen elijah, great to have you on the show. Ive been here a couple times, stephen. Stephen are you sure . Remember i was on that one time, and then i came on again and we argued about you not remembering the first time . Stephen no, sorry. And then we jousted . Stephen uhhhh. No. Stephen thats always been there. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes tiger woods, elijah wood and jorge ramos, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its steen cheers and applause . Stephen hey thank you, everybody cheers and applause . cheers and applause welcome to the late show thank you so much good to see you piano riff hi, everybody thank you so much awfully nice. Awfully nice. cheers and applause thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Everybody feeling all right . cheering stephen thank you so much for your energy. We have a trump hangover. We are all still recovering from last nights third and final debate, if there is a god. Now, everybodys wondering who won. Well, cnn named the winner hours before the debate began. They say it was excedrin, for their tweet, the possibility of a debate headache is high, be cute. Of course, after watching the debate, we know the real winner was nyquil sweet darkness of sleep, its your only escape. The polls say clinton won, but trump is no longer accepting the polls or really anything else because this is what he said. Last night, when Chris Wallace asked him if he would accept the Election Results. What im saying is that, ill tell you at the time. Ill keep you in suspense. Stephen yes, suspense. Thats president ial. It reminds me of fdrs first inaugaral the only thing we have to fear is. Stay tuned to find out dramatic music stephen yeah yeah didnt know. Spoiler alert. It was nazis. laughter now, a lot of people say not promising to accept the results disqualifies trump from the presidency. So, today, trump assured voters that he believes in the peaceful transfer of power. Ladies and gentlemen, i want to make a major announcement today. I would like to promise and pledge to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States that i will totally accept the results of this great and historic president ial election. audience reacts stephen haha oh, come on you got to give it to him you know, you really got me for a second there i actually believed you had a shred of integrity. What an amazing psychout. Its like that classic joke where you offer to shake somebodys hand, but when they go to shake it, you undermine our system of government. laughter so, how did we get to the point where the fate of the american experiment rests in Donald Trumps tiny, whining, loser hands . cheers and applause truly. Truly, the bleep has grabbed us. cheers and applause watch it. And undermining 250 years of Representative Democracy to protect his ego wasnt trumps only contribution to the debate. Listen to what he said about mexican immigrants. Were going to get them out and secure the border and, once the border is secured, at a later date, well make a determination as to the rest. But we have some bad hombres here, and were gonna get them out. Stephen yeah, bad hombres. I think he thinks hes running for sheriff. We got hombres, mu chachos, compadres, quesadillas. laughter i am actually kind of surprised that trump didnt do better because he prepared. Trump held practice debates with Chris Christie playing the role of Hillary Clinton. So trump was ready, if hillary started weeping quietly while she handed him his mcdonalds of course, hillary also had her moments. Heres what she said about her tax plans we are going to go where the money is. Stephen and she knows where the money is. Its where she gives her speeches. Now, say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. . cheers and applause stephen yeah cheers and applause stephen oh, well, its been an upsetting campaign, hasnt it, jon . We have to deal with it, but its only four years. Stephen were just a few weeks from election day which means its time for every duty, threatening to move to canada if their candidate doesnt win. This happens every four years. Canada is like americas safety school. I thought, what would it take if you wanted to move to canada. Jim . I met with torontobased canadian immigration lawyer, andrew cumming, to find out how to turn over a new m thanks so much for talking to me today. Pleasure to meet you. Stephen so what do we got here . Ask away, on behalf of my audience. So, your name, exactly as it appears on your passport. Stephen its Stephen Colbert. Colbert. Stephen, do you have any nicknames . Stephen oh, lets see steve, stevearino, eightball, hambone, brangelina. Stephen, how old are you . Stephen how old do you think dont worry about my feelings. Just shoot from the hip. Youre not going to, youre not going to. Youre not going to hurt. Whatever you want. What do you think . How old do you think i am . 52. Stephen okay, bleep you. All right. I mean, i apologize. I mean, correct. I mean, good for you. Good for canada, you. Sex . Stephen sure, yeah. Lets do it. Ill take that as male. Stephen what . Color of your eyes . Stephen tell me what color they are. Do you remember . Dark brown. Stephen okay, pretty good. You are a very attentive lover. Your eyes are beautiful, they are like jade. Thank you. Stephen like polished jade, like precious stones that i found in a tomb in a Forgotten Valley somewhere in mongolia. And as i held the glistening stones in my hands and run the fresh spring water over them to reveal their agate glory. That will not assist you in the application. Lets move along. Stephen will not, okay. You do have beautiful eyes. Any criminal issues we need to be aware of . Stephen not that you need to be aware of. Any concerns with war crimes or crimes against humanity . Stephen im not concerned at all. And no previsions convictions . Stephen convictions . Yes. Stephen no. Excellent. So then, i need you to sign this paper work. And, do you have a photo . We need immigration pictures. Stephen okay, i got one. I got one right here. Um, stephen your eyes are not brown in that picture. Stephen nope, theyre not. The lighting is bad in here. But this is what i look like when i am properly lit, in canada. So, stephen, lets assume we can get you permanent residency in canada. If you want to move to canada, i have to warn you that there will eventually be a citizenship test in order for you to become a canadian citizen. Stephen okay. And i think it would be worthwhile to go through some of the questions, for you to get a bit of the flavor for what is involved. Are you ready for that . Stephen i am in. How are members of parliament chosen . Stephen oh, umm lumberjack the octagon . The canadian octagon . No. Stephen two men enter, one man apologizes . No laughs stephen no . Sorry. Lets move on. Lets try this one. Name two canadian symbols. Stephen the maple leaf, and the barenaked lady. breaths in i am going to give you half a check for that. Stephen okay, great, all right. Things are turning around now. What are the three branches of government . What are the three branches of government . Stephen umm, the n. H. L. , tim hortons and alan thicke. I will have to give x, x and x to that. Stephen, what are the three responsibilities of citizenship . Stephen to defend the queen, for some reason. Um, protecting children from wandering polar bears; adding unnecessary us to words like flavor and color; and you must Gordon Lightfoot song at karaoke. Can you do that . Stephen name one the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald. Stephen singing . The legend lives on from the chippewa on down, of the big lake they called gitche gumee . What else . Name it. Sundown. Stephen singing . Sundown . . You better take care . . If i find you been creepin round my back stairs . I am very impressed. Stephen singing . If i could read your mind, love . . It was ten degrees or colder, down by bolder dam that day i heard you talking in your sleep . . Thats right, yes i heard you call . Okay. Stephen singing . Carefree highway, let me slip away on . . Second cup of coffee and i still cant face the day . That is impressive. Stephen singing . Through the woodlands, through the valley comes a horseman wild and free . . Tilting at the windmills passing . . Who can the brave young horseman be . I am going to give you a check for that. Stephen singing . I heard you talking in the night . . Thats right, yes i heard ya call . . But i could hardly hear the heartbreaking, how come people dont sing more gord . Come on, i am a canadian i bet Justin Trudeau couldnt name that many Gordon Lightfoot songs i can sing them, baby that was very, very impressive. Stephen thank you, thank you very much. So, am i a citizen now . Not quite a citizen. In fact, not even a permanent resident. But we would love to have you. Stephen well, andrew, i would love to be had. Thank you so much. Canada, here i come maybe. Well see what happens on november 8. Good luck stephen thank you, canada well be right back with tiger woods cheers and applause . Well, if you want to sing out, sing out . . And if you want to be free, be free . . cause theres a million things to be . . You know that there are . My advice for looking younger, longer . Get your beauty sleep. And use aveeno . Absolutely ageless . Night cream with active naturals . Blackberry complex. Younger looking skin can start today. Absolutely ageless . If you didnt expect to see an applebees usda choice top sirloin searing to smoky oak perfection on a new woodfired grill. Just wait until you see the price. Woodfired steak with two sides for just 9. 99. Now for a limited time. Only at applebees. . . . . Hi, how can i help . Everybody cheers and applause my first guest tonight is a golf legend and pop culture icon. He has 14 majors, 11 p. G. A. Player of the year awards and 20 years of the tiger woods foundation. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome tiger woods cheers and applause . Stephen everybodys excited to see tiger woods. Not a lot of times to friends call me up and say, can i come to the show. Allot of the time its a big band and tiger woods. You are an event. I dont know about that. Someone cares about golf. Thats a good point. Stephen otherwise, people go, seems like a nice enough guy, why is everybody so excited. Yeah. Stephen 14 majors, 79 pga tour wins, only missed 15 cuts in over 300 pga tour events. Thats a 95 ratio of making the kurt there. Jordan speef is only 22. He missed more cuts than you have. Did you call him up and talk to him . No, thats 15 too many. Stephen all right. So when are you getting back t golf . Because you have been teasing us here with the idea yeah, i hear ya. Stephen youre supposed to play the safeway open. Right. Stephen you said youre healthy but your games not there. Wheres your game . My game is coming. Its getting there. Im not quite there where i can shoot. I feel like i can shoot 63s and 64s in tournaments. Im shooting low rounds at home shoot those types scores in tournament conditions. Stephen you were going to play turkish airlines, not going to do that. Next one the hero world challenge which youre hosting. Yes. Stephen im buying my airline tickets. You will actually play . Ill be there playing. Stephen okay cheers and applause now that weve got upeverybody excited for you coming back, why come back . Youve done it all youve got nothing left to prove. I love competing. I love playing. Stephen reel lie . I love trying to beat these boys, its fun. Stephen and they are kind of boys compared to you because it will be 20 years since you absolutely destroyed everybody at the masters. I was giving jordan pretty good grief at the ryder cup because when i won the masters, he was still in diapers. While, but i love being out there and competing, i love trying to win golf tournaments and competing at the highest level. Stephen are you ever tempted to retire to you can do what retirees do and play golf . laughter because thats winwin, tiger woods. Well, heres the deal, golf, when we want to relax to go fishing, what do fishermen do to relax . Stephen stop fishing. Okay. Stephen so how long has it been since you played in a pga tournament . Its been august, over a year. Stephen so anything about your time off, has it been humbling to you about your time not playing . Yeah, ive had two back surgeries since then and, you know, i like to practice and compete all day. Thats one of my things. I like to dpriend it out, but the thing is i wasnt able to do in my craft, my focus to call of duty. laughter dont laugh. applause ly spend eight i will spend eight hours a day, get a 30 minute lunch break, be in my reclining grandpa chair playing. I thought i was good because i got through the campaigns, no big deal, and went online. When 7yearolds are beating you from around the world, humbling. Stephen time to stop. By the way, i like the beard. Talk about three took about three and a half months to grow. Stephen really . You look like tiger woods evil twin right now. You can psych out your opponent with that. Im half asian, so it doesnt quite fill in through here. But i can get this thing going. Stephen okay. Something like that. Get a little twirl to it, yeah. Stephen i have to ask you one question about your exwife. You told time magazine, less of your best friends. How is that possible . Keeping your exwife your best friend, given how that ended, my trend right. Stephen thats more impressive than being 11 time pga player of the year. applause laughter . Stephen honest to god, how did you guys work it out . You know, it becomes two simple things, okay, is that we have sam and we have charlie, and we love them so much, were going to do whatever it takes to make that work. applause thats how it happened, and shes been one of my best friends. Ive talked to her about so many Different Things and she does a does same thing with me, we go back and forth. We communicate so much better now, its incredible. I wish we had done that earlier on, but its been incredible to stephen all right. Well, thats good to know. I want to talk about your foundation. We have to take a lilt break but back with more tiger woods