Oh, wouldnt it be loverly lots of chocolate for me to eat lots of coal makin lots of heat warm face, warm hands, warm feet oh, wouldnt it be overly oh, so lovely sittin absobloominlutely absobloominlutely still i would never budge till spring crept over me window sill someones headrestin on my knee warm and tender as he can be who takes good care of me loverly. cheers and applause Stephen Matthew broderick, everyone well be right back cheers and applause i like your style hooked it just a little bit car alarm sounds cellar door epic comeback starts right here lucky shot. Mmm mmm mmm mm mmm mm mmmmm its time to play. So at hilton we say play hooky from your regular monday. And while youre at it, play hooky from the ordinary. The uninspired. The routine. But mostly, just play. When you plan a vacation at any one of hiltons 12 distinct brands, you always get the lowest price. Only when you book direct at hilton. Com. Huh. Introducing centrum vitamints. 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After he appeared on my first show, and this is true, he sent me a thank you note. That is classy. Thank you, jeb. Plus, i think the man is just come up with a gamechanging strategy to connect with voters. Jeb bush sees himself as a joyful tortoise, at least tats what he told a teenager on the campaign trail yesterday. The president ial candidate gave the boy a toy turtle and says he carries them around in his pocket. Stephen which led some to ask is that a toy tortl in your pocket or are you just really bad at running running for president . laughter now, jeb says the turtles are a reminder that slow and steady the tortoise that we all know who the hair is. Of course applause this does not address the central question about these turtles. Whaaaa . You have a pocket full of turtles . I have turtles. I have the little baby jesus, my rosary beads and three turtles. Stephen wait. Huh . You got the little baby jesus in your pocket . Should he be in there . Are you using your pants as a nativity scene, sir . Are those the three wise turtles . But you know what . I still like them. Thank you note. And hes right. Slow and steady wins. Now, hes got the slow and steady, two out of three aint bad. But whoever wins, jeb or any of going to inherit a pretty scary world. This earth shaking announcement from north korea that it tested a Hydrogen Bomb potentially hundreds of times more powerful than the Nuclear Weapons it tested before. U. S. Officials say its clear the north did test a Nuclear Device but doubt its an hbomb. Stephen yes we know north korea tested a Nuclear Device but cant be sure they have the h bomb. Supreme leader kim jong un has been known to lie before, mostly to himself if he thinks he can pull off that haircut. laughter no, sorry. So so laughter there may be nothing to worry about because as one Senior Defense analyst wrote, kim may be claiming he achieved a Hydrogen Bomb when, in practice, he only has a boosted Nuclear Weapon. Yes, only a boosted Nuclear Weapon they say it like its a better know what that is, im choosing to believe they took a regular nuke and packed it with mentos and diet coke. What we know for sure is it was done in conjunction with Supreme Leader kim jong uns birthday. To celebrate, North Koreans went into the streets and danced. Its kind of sort of sad, grey footage and there isnt any music on it so to make it more festive. We added our own music. rap music chacha swing stephen yes cheers and applause theyre doing the chacha slide because their primitive power but ive got a birthday message for kim jong un if he is watching and i hope he is because the network wants me to attract more 18 to 34yearolds with disposable income and Nuclear Weapons. So glorious leader, here is why you should give up your dreams of developing an hbomb the Hydrogen Bomb gets its destruction force not from fission but the fusion of atoms and helium, so when you drop this, this will be helium in the air, much as it is in this birthday balloon which i have because its your birthday and even if you successfully launched a Hydrogen Bomb, all that helium would make it impossible for your glorious birthday speech to be taken like this oh, hail me your Supreme Leader for we reign victorious, eternally glorious to the peoples revolution. In harnessing the atom we have flown like a winged tiger and burned the american bandits with the heat of a million suns. We cursed why did i build that hbomb foiled again ,,,, cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody my next guest is the 2016 ted prize winner please welcome dr. Sarah parcak cheers and applause okay. I am fascinated by your subject. First of all, congratulations on being the winner of the ted prize. What do you get with the ted prize . A million dollars. Stephen what holy cow youve got to do a ted talk about getting a million dollars. Yes. To the people out there what a space archeologist is. You dont do archeology in space, you use space for archeology, right . So think about what would happen if indiana and google earth had a love child, right. Stephen well, im thinking about it, im thinking about it. I use High Resolution and n. A. S. A. Satellites and look for summit differences on the surface of the earth that locate buried ancient pyramids, tombs and it allows us to pinpoint where to go from thousands of miles away. Here . I thought you needed an Indiana Jones hat. Stephen oh, i see. Thats not bad. Thank you very much cheers and applause stephen thats awesome. Arent you putting people like Indiana Jones out of business . With the bull whip and machete to no through the jungle and find things but youre using satellite imagery. Its like a space cat scan. The scale sin credible. We have found thousands of ancient sites in egypt and all over the world. Stephen lets talk about some of the impressive things youve done. Youve helped locate 17 potential pyramids in egypt people didnt know were there, 31 forgotten settlements and 1,000 lost tombs around the world. So what is the actual mechanism of what youre seeing . Let me give you an example of what youve done. Here is a field outside of rome. This is just to the south of rome at an airport. Stephen i see nothing but you say there is something there. There is knotting. Reporter here is a satellite analyzed photosful what is there we couldnt see before . Ancient amphitheater, like where we are now. Processing the satellite data and looking for subtle differences in vegetation health, which you are not able to see visibly, were able to map about 150 across. Stephen is this like chemical checkcal spectrum that we cant see. Were looking for chlorophyll which indicate vegetation health. The stones are less healthy and we pick up the differences and the outline is clear. Stephen this is one of the most extraordinary things youve found. This is in egypt, i think. So this is just a bit of desert. This is just a field of sand, right . Yep. Stephen but, in fact, what because this is the same locale, and those applause youre feeling pretty good right now, arent you . So what were seeing here is the ancient site of tanis, north of cairo. Stephen from indiana, from raiders of the lost ark. This is where they find the thing that was lost for a thousand years wiped off the face of the earth by a vengeful god, you found tanis cheers and applause honest to god, thats what this is . This is the tanis right there . What youre looking at is the outline of a 3,000yearold city no one has seen and you can clearly see the outlines of buildings and city streets. Stephen no ones gone to no ones excavated it yet. Stephen when you see Something Like the amphitheater, you know for a fact its there. Do you check . I love getting my hands dirty, going into the field, and thats the most fun. From space you think youre seeing something but when you get to dig on the ground you have no idea what types of objects youre going to find. Stephen in archeology or in lost cities or civilizations or tombs or artifacts, is there a holy grail i mean, obviously other than the holy grail, is there a holy grail of Something Like finding genghis khans tomb, or everybody keeps saying, please look for this thing . Whats incredible by archeologist, is every day archeologists are making new headlines. We found human ancestors in ago. Stephen can you find things that old from what youre doing, from prehistoric times . Not from millions of years ago not in caves, but certainly in the olympic settlements, from many thousands of years ago and there are millions of undiscovered archeological sites around the world. Stephen whats the coolest thing you have found . I would say that literally everywhere i look there are thousands upon thousands of sites, and i consistently surprise myself. Stephen so the thing that surprises you is that no matter where you point it, you see something . Even when im sure, i tell my team, its impossible, like, were not going to find something in this place, im always wrong, we find things everywhere. Stephen so humans pretty much have put up a hut everywhere they have been. Theres nowhere left on the planet where somebody hasnt been, probably. Whats extraordinary, we have survived as a species for over 100,000 years. The more i realize we are resilient, creative, brilliant and this is what makes us human and that has not changed since we have been human. cheers and applause stephen well, what are you going to do with your million bucks . So, i will get to announce my wish to the world next month at ted. I am not an allowed to share my wish, but i can say every day were seeing headlines with what i. S. I. L is do i think in the middle east blowing up temples and looting ancient sites and if we dont preserve and protect these sites around the world, they will be gone within a generation. So ultimately i want to figure out a way to get the world engaged with discovery and protecting these ancient sites. Stephen doctor, thanks so much for being here. Thank you. Stephen dr. Sarah parcak, well be right back. cheers and applause sfx rocket blasting off ding dong ding ding ding ding ding ding sfx countdown 3, 2, 1 ding ding ding rocket welcome. How you doin . Thanks for coming. 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What is this again . You are the announcer like it says on the paper. It doesnt need to be so cut and dried. The thing about filmmaking is im also a magnifying glass. Please read the paper. We have been here six hours, almost. Jeez, fine. Lets see, tonight on the late show, stephen welcomes robert de niro, gilbert and henry rowans. Happy . Yes thank you lowes presents how to be good at math. How much money do you think we saved today . A lot. Now get 5 off hgtv home by sherwinwilliams ovation stephen here to sing late to the party, please welcome grammynominated kacey musgraves. Theyre blowing up our phones asking where we are just say were almost there we aint even in the car youre rolling one for two and im still picking out my shoes im never late to the party if im late to the party with you by the time we get there, everybody will be drunk the chairs will be on tables and the band will be unplugged were gonna look real good, but were gonna look real rude im sorry im not sorry that late to the party with you oh, who needs confetti . Were already falling into the groove and who needs a crowd when youre happy at a party for two . The world can wait cause im never late to the party if im late to the party with you lets promise when we get in that well try to get right out fake a couple conversations, make the necessary rounds these kinda things just turn into whos leaving here with who . But i just want em all to see me come in late to the party with you oh, who needs confetti . Groove and who needs a crowd when youre happy at a party for two . The world can wait cause im never late to the party if im late to the party with you late to the party with you oh, who needs confetti . Were already falling into the groove and who needs a crowd when youre happy at a party for two . The world can wait if im late to the party with you no, im never late to the party if im late to the party with you. Yeah cheers and applause stephen thank you so much, that was beautiful album is called pageant material, kacey musgraves, everybody ,,,,,, cheers and applause stephen welcome back. Monday, jane lynch, secretary of housing and urban Development Julian castro and a musical performance by elvy. Goodnight, everybody captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh dont you worry bout your hangups and fears bout to set you right its the late, late show. Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from high wickham, england, give it up for your host, the one, the only james corden cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs we have a big show. We have a big show tonight. cheers and applause thank you. Thank you. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Welcome to the late late show whats going on, ladies and gentlemen . Welcome to the show it is great to see you guys. Thanks for staying up for us. Today, president obama revealed that his Favorite Song of 2015 was how much a dollar cost by kendrick lamar. laughter not to be outdone, hillary revealed that her Favorite Song of 2015 was, whatever will get you to like me laughter cheers and applause yesterday. Yesterday, the c. E. O. Of yahoo gave birth to identical twins. And even they already have gmail. I read that jeb bushs super pac has spent over 50 million on his campaign. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders has spent over 5 on his latest haircut. laughter rim shot i wrote that. I wrote that. Also james whoa whoa whoa what the cheers and applause cheers and applause what is going on . I have lit a scented candle. I hear the music playing. Clearly, im not ready. Reggie, why did you start the music . Reggie you told me to play the music. Thats what we did. James thats not me thats Justin Bieber cheers and applause reggie you look exactly alike. James thank you james that is not true. James justin, why are you doing this, this has got to stop. James im sorry man. Its too late to say sorry. What do you mean . James now youre just naming your own songs thats pathetic. Whats the deal . What are you doing . Can i be honest with you . James yes. I really want to host my own late night show. James well get your own show. This is my show. You have to back off. Ive had enough just because you ride to work with me to work doesnt mean you can hang around in my dressing room all the time and try to steal my job. Okay . But can i host the show just for tonight . James no. No you cant. James but can i at least roll the titles . James no, you cant. Get out get gone audience boos james all right, fine. cheers and applause here it goes. Here it goes. Im Justin Bieber and this this is the late late show. The late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show oh, oh the late, late show cheers and applause he is always here. Hanging around. He is a scamp. Dont be fooled by it. What does he want my job for it . He has the number one album. Reggie he looks just like you. laughter james how do not know im still Justin Bieber . Reggie thats what im saying. James shall we see who our guests are tonight . Ladies and gentlemen, in the purple room, he has 43 formula one grand prix victories and is one of the greatest race car drivers of our time. Give it up for the reigning formula one champion, Lewis Hamilton is here tonight. How are you, lewis . You . James how is it going . Lewis happy to be here, man. James im so happy to have you here. Im so overjoyed to see your face. I thought i was rocking a deep v neck here. Look at this guy. Did you come straight from church . I did. James thanks for being here. Lewis hamilton. In the orange room is one of the busiest guys in hollywood, he hosts talking dead, midnight, and the nerdist podcast, he is absolutely wonderful company. The Emmy Awardwinning mr. Chris hardwick is here tonight hi, chris, how are you . How is it going . Good. Im in the middle of game. Im playing animal crossing. It is very, very tense. James how are you getting on . Is it going well . Well, it was. James im sorry. Youre more important. I love you so much. James i love you so much. Stop it. Chris hardwick and we have some music this evening. In the red room, kentuckybred grammynominated rock band. We love them. Youre going to love them too. Cage the elephant is here tonight hang on. Whats happening here . Whats happening in here . What are cage the elephant doing . Spin the bottle . Oh, my god who did it land on . Were going to stick for one cage the elephant cheers and applause oh, man. Fun show. In all seriousness, how great was it having Justin Bieber here . We love him so much. cheers and applause interestingly, youtube announced this week that our Carpool Karaoke together was one of the top 10 trending videos around the globe of the year. If you watched it, thank you so much. We really appreciate it. We really, really do. Speaking of youtube, check out their rewind video which celebrates their 10year anniversary. It is a brilliant watch. You should go watch it. Im honored to have a little cameo in it. You can watch all of it at youtube. Com rewind. Talking of Carpool Karaoke, i have some exciting news. cheers and applause yeah. Yeah. Guess who is going to bring me to work next week . Ladies and gentlemen, next week im going to be getting a lift to work in the carpool lane with one direction cheers and applause coming down here. Now if you want to find out when were playing it, if you want to see some teases of it, go to youtube and subscribe to the the late late show page and you will get some sneak glimpses into that car ride. Stick around. We have a great show tonight. Well be right back. cheers and applause boom. Told ya. Hey know it alls, youre welcome. Now that tmobile has double the lte coverage you can prove youre right to more people in more places. Faulty fuel injector you showed him huh, still alive. Told you nailed it youre wrong, its that way. Ha, ha, ha tmobiles new extended range lte reaches twice as far, buildings. Now you can know it all, from almost anywhere. I take pictures of sunrises, but with my back pain i couldnt sleep and get up in time. Aleve pm is the only one to combine a safe sleep aid plus the 12 hour pain relieving strength of aleve. Im back. Aleve pm for a better am. Stand out. By design. Powerful. By design. 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Thats why were doing a special holiday version of this next segment, this is kick it out and bring it back. It back. James ladies and gentlemen, the first thing were kicking out is important. Like christmas isnt special. You know the people im talking about . Who the hell do you think you are . Oh, you arent getting a tree . You arent putting up lights . Whoa, cool, you must be so deep and intellectual hating christmas isnt a personality trait. You arent interesting. Youre the grinch. Okay . The holidays are a time to get eating, joking and singing. And youre above all that . cheers and applause oh, youre spending your christmas seeing the revenant starring Leonardo Dicaprio . Oh, youre a bag of fun okay . Either you catch the christmas spirit, or youre catching a visit from the ghost of christmas past and the ghost of christmas future, okay . If you want to act like christmas isnt special, were kicking you out. Kicking you out just enjoy it decking the halls with boughs of and you know what . With that gone, were going to bring back one of the secret weapons that makes christmas special. We are bringing back getting socks and underwear as a gift. cheers and applause now, as a child, when someone gave me socks or underwear, i would look at them and say, what in the bloody hell are you thinking . Im 7 years old. Get me a ninja turtle or get out. And no, underwear with the Ninja Turtles on them doesnt count, aunt marilyn. But im an adult now, and i realize how badly i need socks and underwear. I havent bought socks or underwear for myself in 15 years. I just get my reup every christmas and pray to baby jesus that i make it through the year without too many incidents. laughter okay . Thats why getting socks and underwear as a gift were james make it a five pack ok, the next thing we are kicking out and this is important to me. We are kicking out secret santa. Okay . cheers and applause i knew it. I knew it. Hear me out. I already buy presents for my kids, wife, my parents, her parents, my sisters, their kids, my aunts, my uncles, my cousins and my dear friends. And now i have to get linda from accounting something, too . Because i pulled her name out of a bowl . If i wanted to buy you a gift, i would buy you a gift. Guess what . Youre getting Dawsons Creek season 2 on d. V. D. Because target had it for 20, which is still 5 over the maximum spending limit, by the way. I dont know if you like it, and quite frankly, i dont care. Okay . You know what . I wish secret santa was more secret. I wish secret santa was so secret i didnt know it existed. Out. Reggie kick it out james it is a secret that is rubbish. Who did you get . Not telling. Reggie who did you get not telling james and with secret santa gone, that means we can bring back, santana. Okay . You want to know why were bringing back santana . Okay . Because its just like the ocean under the moon. Its the same as the emotion that i get from you. You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth. Give me your heart, make it real. Cheers and applause how good am i at the guitar . Ive never had a lesson. Did you hear that, tim . Seriously, listen cheers and applause change pedals. Change pedals. Santana, were bringing you back come back with rob thomas. A kind of love that can be so smooth sorry. I get carried away. Dont do it that way. The next thing were kicking out and this is a big one. We are kicking out the 12 days of christmas. No its too long its nonsense. I dont have all damn day. Do with 11 pipers piping, let alone 12 drummers drumming . Im not florence and the machine. laughter and never mind that between the seven swans a swimming, six geese alaying, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtledoves and the partridge in the pear tree, you are giving me 23 different birds. Now i have to take care of 23 birds . Screw you, man im not a farmer. I dont know what to do with these birds now i could have used the ladies dancing and the maids amilking, but now im married, and honestly theyre more trouble than theyre worth. So the 12 days of christmas, youre kicked out i dont need the tree. And with that gone, we are bringing back five golden rings okay . Lets be honest. Thats the only fun part to sing in that entire song. We could never kick out the rings. Us know. It just brings too much joy. Five golden rings help me out, band. Five golden rings everyone five golden rings so thats why five golden rings, were bringing you back stick around. Well be right back with lewis ugh heartburn no one burns on my watch try alkaseltzer heartburn reliefchews. They work fast and dont taste chalky. Mmm. Amazing. I have heartburn. Alkaseltzer heartburn reliefchews. Enjoy the relief. Cottonelle cleanripple texture gets you cleaner, but will it get people clean enough to go commando . Did you just wipe your bum . 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