Measure it. Get this its a positive poll which is amazing given his challenges. Its like reading at the outset but its the press giving the bridal shower. You know that the people who want to make hay in washington are going to try to use your adult son as a cajole against you. How do you feel about that and what do you have to say to those people . Im not concerned about any accusation. Its used to get to me. I think its kind of foul play but look it is what it is and he is a grown man. He is the smartest man i know with pure intellectual capacity and as long as he is good, we are good. Its a father and her stand at and i admire that. Greg its not good. As long as your son is smart who cares if he is a crackhead party boy who leaves a trail of destruction everywhere he goes . The lab can solve a rubiks cube in his boxers while juggling two lap dancers. Is this a new colbert that of the fawning therapist . He looks makes Stuart Smalley sound like the iron sheik. With what is President Biden going to put into the world . Do you take it personally that republicans have not acknowledged you . In a normal christmas here what are the biden family christmas traditions . Did you ever want to get up pool chain and corn pop on these people . Dan look at or jump in thank you dr. Biden but heres the question can you reach across the aisle to people who will be using this as an attack on you when it is such a personal attack the cousins about family . If it benefits the country yes. I really mean it because we know who we are. You are better man than i. Greg god help me. Asking this question to a man who labeled trump and his supporters white supremacist the smear that invited harassment and violence. Did everyone decide that attack was a big joke and we can all go back to being owls . Colbert is offering an example of how the media will be under joe, i returned to the obama years words the bear minimum for entry but at least we have built for their shenanigans. Most americans think the lack of hunter biden coverage was embedded to boost the campaign. Of course it was. Im not sure you need a poll to tell you that it now we are called the tortured artist hunters about to have his first art exhibit smooth combat them michelangelo these painting with bank that he blows through a straw. Why does everything he does for fun involve a straw . And could this be a covid . Hunter where are all those metal straws by your bed . Just painting pop and its not a just ended portrait from the university. Mabrey maybe hunters that smart. Hes operating on gutfeld law which states all hobbies are prevented from he was just doing my daddy told him do which is to create a golden parachute once joe left politics. Hes heading to the white house and hunter may be heading to the big house but joe has only been president elect and his kicking aspirate is coming out with these amazing vaccines. Thats cant need trumps doing could imagine of the media reporting on these promising vaccines before and not after the election . Even more how about that electrifying speech meant to unify the country . Thankfully a Unanimous Supreme Court immediately and completely rejected the suffered. The court sent a clear signal to President Trump that there they would be no part of an unprecedented assault on democracy. Greg it sounds like one of titans hugs. Trump questions and Election Results in his undermining of democracy but what would you call the medias behavior since 2016 the fullblown coup . It worked. It will eventually pay off which brings us to this weeks hearing on the election and election to produce more regularities than a north korean factory. 42,000 people voted more than once. At least 1500 dead people or were ported as voting in more than 19,000 people voted even though they didnt live in nevada. About 8000 people voted for nonexistent addresses. Over 15,000 votes were cast from commercial or vacant addresses. Incredibly almost 4000 noncitizens also voted. Our experts identified 130,000 unique instances of voter fraud in nevada. Greg thats a lot of numbers. The Media Questions this hearing but sorry kids anyone who is ruled over the russian hoax for four years and messed up this country they need to sit it out preferably in the corner. We see the world clearly but its all part of our ongoing Trump University where we american see everything in a new way politics the media the socalled experts and now our election . Trump show does it solve else on misinformation and manipulation designed to keep you in the dark or he turned on the lights and we got a lifetime of sober wisdom and went to giant red pill called trump. Its effect may last forever so dont consult a doctor especially dr. Biden. Lets welcome tonights guest as american as an apple pie shot out of a canon into the cup track author of the new book modern warriors weekend cohost pete hegseth. He has more limes and Hunter Bidens drug dealer writer comedian joe devito shes deck the halls the family of four who lives next door. Host of box nation kat timpf andys not a fan of ceiling fans. My massive sidekick and host of box nation tyrus. Joe, hunter said he was an artist but now he can say he is an artist. His artwork is going to look amazing on the white house refrigerator. But others may as we are not picking on the child of a president. Hes a grown man. And he has his issues especially when you hear biden say as long as hes okay we are okay. Thats not a sign that things are a k. We are not out of the woods. Greg i give you the Nuclear Threat right now and hunter says okay. He has a Substance Abuse problems and we hope hes able to deal with them. Thats not the issue. The issue is to use his position as the Vice President sent to get more and money from foreign interests. That is the problem. That wasnt the problem with obamas daughters are the bush twins. Greg the bush twins were monsters. You have someone who have little jet amid questions about him. You know who else is going solo the women he impregnates. He is fair game in they should be investigating him. Its so crazy to be one of these children of a super employment so politician like the sky is the limit what you can do except it gets way than the sky. When i was younger i would have wanted was to get the lead in the musical at the community theater. My mom took me to singing lessons and the lady called my mother and was like i feel horrible taking your money. Shes so bad and shes not going to get it but if i was a biden id be on broadway right now. America would be deprived of how good i am. Greg that is so true. I. E. Im going to say a this is taking up artistic painting to keep himself off of drugs so that is good and also lets face it what he was doing he was doing for his dad. His dad is more responsible than he is. This entire time he has been and thats why it matters to dovetail im what you said that Vice President s involvement of the interaction compromised acrosstheboard. Otherwise i dont care what an adult child who is 50 years old is painting on the campus. It doesnt matter to all. By the way theres a New York Times article about hunter biden painting where he says he has no warm all training buddy did sketch as a 7yearold. Hes in a 12,000dollar month Hollywood Hills rented full house with a porsche outside. Where did he get the money . What interactions and what was compromised in the process . He does a lot of fluff interviews on fox friends and dogs in whatever. You ask people how do you feel . Asked joe biden how do you feel about the fact that your adult son is the ultimate softball. I did 10 seconds of research for this segment and i Googled Donald trump and donald trump jr. Greg is this your put . So tyrus joe biden says hunter is the smartest person he knows. He just brought up all the things that hunter has gotten away with as a pool house or he lives in a pool house. That sounds like blender to me. He might be the smartest person because hes gotten away with so much. I think pete is the only one who will arrive with me on this horse right here. Sometimes as a parent that interview reminded me of a Parent Teacher conference where the teacher is asking you what you really think about your child and all you can do is go, hes smart. He is the smartest one they ever had and your wife is next to you grinding into your arm because you dont want to go there. The old man want to tell it like it is. Everything about it when you mention his son, he asked to be disappointed. I would be disappointed. The fact that this stuff keeps coming up. He has to be disappointed. Now hes going to be an artist. My own children if they did Something Like this and if my children had an eating problem and all of a sudden they want to go to the park were they use a fork i am going how long before this fork ends up going into the grape for painting . You have to separate them be the parent. Im just going to leave it at that and finally man thank you for mentioning the iron sheik. I watch the show of the week diehard fan. Thats the only thing i feel good about. As a parent if you look at it he can make it just like this. Greg its the only expression joke and really make. We have to move on. Who will be next to get the vaccine . We decide after this. Tums versus mozzarella stick bell rings when heartburn hits fight back fast. With tums chewy bites. Beat heartburn fast tums chewy bites in connemara. Right connemara it is theres one gift the whole family can share this Holiday Season, their story. Give the gift of discovery, with an ancestrydna kit. Robinwithout the commission givfees. So, you can start, investing today wherever you are even hanging with your dog. So, what are you waiting for . Download now and get your first stock on us. Robinhood. Its moving day. And are doing the heavy lifting, jess is busy moving her xfinity internet and tv services. It only takes about a minute. Wait, a minute . But what have you been doing for the last two hours . Delegating . Oh, good one. Move your Xfinity Services without breaking a sweat. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Xfinity makes moving easy. Go online to transfer your services in about a minute. Get started today. Greg why not give them coal you heartless troll . Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer if thats her real name took all the joy of the Holiday Season is the hosting a call with a bunch of kids. Thank you for joining us. Im Governor Gretchen Whitmer and im really excited to be here with all of you and i also know someone who has been really following the rules and making sure that he stays safe and the owls stay safe. My special guest as santa claus. Greg seriously even whitmer wouldnt have santa lecture kids on social distancing and handwashing, right . Social distance, wash your hands and make sure you wear your masks when you are outside your home. Greg this is a travesty. We all know to wash our hands by now but come on its christmas. Do those kids look like they are having fun . Anyway moving on we saw pictures of Health Care Workers getting the Covid Vaccine this weekend even might tend got a shot in the arm. Meanwhile one democrat is looking forward to getting vaccinated, cheaters and the survey shows four in 10 cheaters would get the vaccine so they can quote responsibly continue having in person affairs. How thoughtful but those over 65 are next in line for the vaccinations so unless those cheaters are collecting Social Security they will have to wait a while. Getting the vaccine to every person who wants one could take months. Of course some are going to try to cut in line. Check out this horrible ad i saw on cable in the middle of the night. Want the Covid Vaccine but dont feel like waiting a month for it and frustrated grandmas getting it sooner than you . Come into the line cutter emporium. We can any person look old so they can cut into the vaccine line. Cant wait to cut into that vaccine line. Before the that i didnt look old enough to buy a beer but now id can go from last to first. Sure they stole my wallet. Get to the line cutter emporium today. Greg excellent acting by the way. Our staff. Tyrus would he make of the vaccine rollout and what did you think . I think its honorable we are hearing so many people come forward telling us they are going to do what they are supposed to do. Im not going to jump in line. Great, not going to kill anyone so there we go. The part thats really bothering me every time he comes out i feel like ever brother in arms. If you want to do that was santa claus awesome. Who didnt show up . They couldnt get a full party in second what a sham. My kids would have torn it apart. Joe santa who were at the stockings for . Why would santa claus have stockings behind him on the chimney . Dont you think its past the point . Dad i know its you. Did no one else see that . Forget the super cool stuff the kids scared all the children to begin with and the evil queen behind the cover this note queen and no one shows up and santa claus is clearly in someone elses home. My kids would have had all kinds of problems with that great greg i feel bad for that santa. If youre worried about santas health and safety you dont have them in front of the fireplace with the fire burning. I suppose you were excited by the poll of cheaters. Ashley madison hotmail accounts. The only on line survey people filled out while wearing fake mustaches. The lockdown is like being in prison. Get your facts right. Fake news. They were having sex with the person next to them. The cdc came up with dating guidelines. This was early on in the pandemic and they said if you hook up with someone you dont know while you are having sex were a mass. I thought oh been there. My favorite part of the survey was when they said many people are having affairs but they are using a Hand Sanitizer. I all means. You look at your partner and you say yes but i use Hand Sanitizer. Greg ive been told that and it wasnt Hand Sanitizer at all. What is it covid contemplates is the plausibly deniable that you got covid19 and it was transmission . Is this really a big problem . Covid is not the new std. I watched the whole santa thing. The kids are asking questions like santa do you wear a mask and socially distance from a else . Theres not a kid in the world that asked that. Behind the kid was a mother. How are you so popular . What filled out a survey . Why the paper trail leaving idiot. Greg heres my theory every poll you get from Ashley Madison is made up by a guy in his office. Its one person and his name is steve. He went to a lowerlevel college but hes really making a ton of money. He has a plethora. Greg do you know what kills may . Everybody who says the vaccine stocks are getting vaccinated. Romer remember all the democrats . All right up next what is Donald Trumps next move . Eading off to school, i got you this brita. Dad. I just got a zerowater. But weve always used brita. Its two stagefilter. Doesnt compare to zerowaters 5stage. This meter shows how much stuff, or dissolved solids, gets left behind. Our tap water is 220. Brita . 110. Seriously . But zerowater let me guess. Zero . Yup, thats how i know it is the puresttasting water. I need to find the receipt for that. Oh yeah, you do. My hands are everything to me. But i was diagnosed with dupuytrens contracture. And it got to the point where things i took for granted got tougher to do. Thought surgery was my only option. Turns out i was wrong. So when a hand specialist told me about nonsurgical treatments, it was a total game changer. Like you, my hands have a lot more to do. Learn more at factsonhand. Com today. Live from americas news headquarters im Ashley Strohmier for President Trump said china may behind a massive hack on the federal agency or that contradicts mike pompeo and intelligence officials who say we rush as is the culprit suggested evidence that china may have hacked voting machines. A widescale breach was started as early as march was discovered last week. Russias denying involvement. Overseas christmas gathering in london and surrounding areas with the contagious strain of the coronavirus. Households are barred from mixing christmas and people are banned from visiting other regions to Prime MinisterBoris Johnson sank wolf its with a heavy heart i must tell you we cannot continue christmas as planned. Im Ashley Strohmier. Back to greg gutfeld. Fall your News Headlines go to foxnews. Com. Greg back to the screen for the tweeting machine President Trump apparently considering going to the apprentice after he leaves office. The daily beast reports creator mark for net has expressed interest in reviving it and thats trump shot down the idea that he was thinking about a reboot. Like the rumored version set in d. C. Called the apprentice white house. For now the white house isnt saying much and people denied the rumors. Of course we all knew it would be a huge hits much like how might dog feels about squirrel videos. Its a terrible eviction. And he leaves a mess everywhere he goes. Pete you buy the story from the daily beast . 80 to 90 of what is on that web site is false. Consider the source all the way. But i absolutely love this idea. Greg would you go on the show . Happily. Need a little help from the show. Who could build a better border wall and who could survive with you turn a general . Who can provide more ventilators more quickly but the better thing would he bring on any prospective 2024 candidate and let donald trump who himself hopefully will be a 2024 candidate goes through the survivor process and make them prove it through a series of challenges. Greg they need to change the name to the kingmaker, the kingmaker. If he doesn