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FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show August 3, 2020

Answers you are willing to provide us are dont have answers to. I havent seen that many dumbbells in one place since my gym close. But yet we pay those people to pull this crap another people. America, the land of the taxpayerfunded witch trials that was the bill bar hearing by the House Judiciary Committee but a contest between democrats and who could sound the most like ed deprived imbecile. I call the bird brains but i dont want to offend the audubon society. Who one . Of this bozo . The President Donald Trump and the attorney general working together. They are letting americans die needlessly because of political reasons. Or this bozo . You are suggesting fear and violence nationwide in pursuit of obvious political objectives. Shame on you mr. T15 spent the Justice Department is responsible for protecting the constitutional right of americans not to serve as the president s personal bully or political director. Or this those oh part two . Can we take a fiveminute break mr. Chairman . Now spec thats a common courtesy given to every witness. I waited one hour for you this morning. Like to take a fiveminute break. We are almost finished. Here we go. What a jackass. All of them. And they introduced new catchphrase. Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. Without political bias. Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. Im answering your question. Let him answer. I am reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. A lack of respect. Greg i am really surprised. That didnt look planned. They certainly didnt get together before hand and call him a murderer and a traitor then forbid him from responding using a phrase a purple haired protester may yell at the Portland Police that is like a creepy doll might say if you found in an addict except they just pulled it over and over again. Check out how he dispenses. Are you aware the director of the Church Archbishop of washington and presiding bishop along with a Catholic Bishop of the archdiocese of washington all denounced this Police Assault on the civil rights and Civil Liberties of the people . Did they do that before or after the fire was put out . All they know they denounced what you did. Greg [laughter] bill t15 should check is vendor for a hairpiece you whenever something really stupid. How does the media cover it so seriously this enraged anchor had to take off her glasses to talk about it. What is hold accountable look like . Are there consequences. We have many actions are consequences. We want people to know we have to hold them accountable to the american people. You saw him yesterday he spoke over the top of every one of us in particular he spoke of her women. Greg [laughter] the media watches large powermad freaks and then someone thats answering their questions voluntarily and then he is looked at as the oppressor. Today we have a media and a Party Endorses intolerance not only on the street and online betting governance it approached mob rule. No wonder they spent all of their time defending those mobs you cannot tell them apart and to protect to them these hacks cap doing the bait and switch with Peaceful Protesters so when t15 try to say they were stopping violent offenders they say how do you go after Peaceful Protesters that is their only defense the overwhelming majority were Peaceful Protesters. That doesnt matter you dont need a majority of something awful to create something truly awful. There were only four people in the Red Hot Chili Peppers if theres only one serial killer thats not a problem . It was fun to watch mr. T15 to swat them away like buzzing flies he barely flinched could any of us have kept our cool like bill t15 . Just change one vowel and imagine if it was bill burr. Shame on you. Just grow up sitting around waiting other people to do it for you. Start your own. [bleep] you have brains right . Greg thats right. [laughter] i can dream but bill t15 could only grin he reminded me of Law Enforcement dealing with writers with these disguised losers to chuck metal objects and explosive devices at them and actually blinded three officers permanently with lasers. The police who did the job risking life and limb its amazing this courtship between the committee and the mob not only who defended these anarchist but inspired by them and became them right before your eyes. The democrats went one step closer to removing the barriers between peace and civil war to placate those horribles defiling our streets. Hold on. Teetwelve what is that on your finger . My engagement ring. Cool so its no surprise 100 Law Enforcement agencies have withdrawn from guarding the National Convention and why should they . Of course we know protest will come in turn violent what do they expect them to protect them they will be demonized and arrested. And to be expected to respond to violent riots it is a lose lose situation. Thats what you saw this week is spreading through party as mob the virus they are now moving on to the Justice System can you imagine what they do and the cameras turn off . Got healthy of the cameras dont come after you or me then it will not be bill t15 it could be all of us will convene tonights guest harvard alumni how to destroy America Daily wire talk then schapiro. He makes more sense than the arcade change maker Fox News Contributor charlie hurt. Her look at that. If there is real is his unicycle and host a fox nation tyrus. Then. But is your take on the hearings . How is this good for america . It isnt. We did see something new i didnt know people can sit there with her head so far up their own asked to come out there face again we saw that repeatedly from those democrats who made fools of themselves. I never saw someone who we claim to their time and from witness to his answer your question that you dislike more idiotic. Greg thats true and every hearing they get worse. Charlie, i dont think i could hate a group of people more. I hated the violent activist in portland but i think i hate these people more. [laughter] thats a good point. I think i share that condemnation. But i do think it is an indication of how effective bill t15 bill bar was you can always tell who it is they fear the most by who it is they acted the most ridiculous with the way they attacked donald trump or george w. Bush back in 2004 a war criminal, dick cheney were criminal, the more ridiculous the attack the more effective that person is. Nobody in the Trump Administration has been more effective than bills barr the reason he has done what he has done he has tried to protect protesters right to free speech and reassembly but you cant do that if people are firebombing police stations and blinding Police Officers and burning down storefronts. Greg yes. Tyrus, i always envision a fantasy of you being involved in the situation like in the riots and in this case what would happen if someone denied you the opportunity of going to the bathroom . What would you have done . They would have gotten a special show. [laughter] i wouldnt have taken any either i would have stood at attention and told them i am taking five minutes it would have been an awkward long five minutes that is the only thing i wish the ag would have said i try to be cool and say it was lunch but excuse me. And levon his microphone when he does it that the seriousness of this they are painting this picture we get the look of the totalitarian government against the people with storm troopers and federal buildings and that narrative is starting to get a lot of traction where people see the evil bar and the evil President Trump and anyone that supports them doesnt care about the people during a time in the middle of a pandemic when everyone should care about the people. We have to be careful how we respond. Barr did a good job he was literally accused of everything except spread on spreading coronavirus himself. If you are the one argue with ignorant you cant so it is unfortunate to watch. Greg you are a libertarian cat does that make you more of a libertarian or just violent . I just a libertarian so i can have this job. Im kidding. But thats the entire point. So why are you handling this . So civil liberty im a huge advocate i am call than advocate but burning buildings down is not among those liberties. Anyone could have said things are bad in portland. Still lets not let this distract us the need of criminal Justice Reform and Police Reform which we do need and those are issues i have been passionate about for years as well. They cant do that. Everything is fine in portland when we can all see videos of things on fire. It just distracts from the real conversation if they really do care about these issues then focus on the solutions in a real way when you are just politicizing it and its so stupid. I dont say anything is okay. Engulfed in flames . Thats not okay. Greg im just noticing that for some reason tonight cat is using her hands a lot more when talking. Thats so weird. [laughter] congratulations. Dont forget about my upcoming live show in massachusetts. We will be safely socially distancing in cars. Talk about my new book on sale now for information. 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Greg time once again i adore Boris Johnson the uk Prime Minister launching a campaign against obesity this week after admitting he was overweight when he was hospitalized with covid 90 back in april when he went into icu when he was really ill. I went into icu. I was way overweight. So then i went for a run for now im getting faster and faster. And with that Health Strategy to help people to bring their weight down. Greg even the dog looks british. So he singled out a huge problem but he put it on himself. So hes leading by example and does a service to the world by necessary focus on a risk factor of the disease that the media will not touch with a 10foot thermometer. Meanwhile in germany bondage clubs in berlin have been given permission to reopen if everyone wears a mask. We saw this committee on coming of he said meanwhile in germany but its odd wearing a mask to a bondage club where they are already wearing a mask. Alec baldwin has a hairy back. All good. Everybody debates going back to schools but what about your s and m dungeon cracks why are we leaving that out . There goes your nightlife youll have to make some changes. We all hope you make the wise changes we want you to stay safe and healthy. But it is another example if you watch the william barr hearing with the better political system than great britain. Here we are 200 years later and the monarchy still does it better than we knew it. Boris johnson leads them on the front not from behind but to be a good example. What if Gerald Nadler took up the cause of america losing weight and way himself out there is somebody who should lose a few pounds. It would do wonders. Greg and you and i both use this opportunity of the pandemic tyrus to focus on her weight. I guess the media will talk about that they are afraid of offending people. That goes without saying. Taking care of yourself is ridiculous. If he identifies as a pillow who are we to say that shame on us for saying that. Bad a couple things with Boris Johnson its great hes fit when he said a run with the dog that was walking and its very gentle for i am walking still. That is not running that is gently walking. [laughter] and then looking at the bondage thing the appropriate way and then you can put the safe words on your mask put it on your mask and then your experience does not get any more awkward. For whatever it is that you do in the basement. Now they just point and say take the gas mask off andrew in the moment. Its a win for everybody. Greg a good summary of my life. Bondage clubs are not getting the attention they deserve. They seem strapped right now i know you wanted to make that joke. Greg now that i heard it out loud i feel sad. I want to murder on moved to berlin. If you are, thats fine. And feel of they are that cool with bondage they will not be judgmental. But then to go somewhere were i could buy some toys and nicotine you cant do that in this country. Berlin has the right idea. They both have a mind field. And with that german bondage club and it sounds like they are whipping people into shape. And to be cut so far against Body Positivity Movement if you object because people are obese then its your problem. Specifically with Boris Johnson you have to see everybody as beautiful. Covid19 is fat phobic. It is a risk factor that they dont mention when they show a victim the very elderly and infirm. That anybody in that lower range sometimes that goes together. Coming up [ thunder rumbles ] [ engine rumbling ] [ beeping ] [ engine revs ] uh, you know theres a 30minute limit, right . Tell that to the rain. [ beeping ] for those who were born to ride, theres progressive. [ beeping ] did yocould be signs that syour digestive systemwn isnt working at its best . Taking metamucil every day can help. Metamucil supports your daily Digestive Health using a special plantbased fiber called psyllium. 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The eye is currently about 55 miles off the east coast of Central Florida and maximum sustained winds are Holding Steady at about 70 miles per hour. The National Hurricane center forecasts the i will pass just to the east of florida overnight but is expected to make landfall tomorrow in the carolinas and then it will track along the mid Atlantic Coastline tuesday. Secretary of state mike pompeo says President Trump will take action once again against the Popular Video app ticktock in the coming days but pompeo claiming the app uses data to the communist party. Because of corporation and says it will continue talks to buy ticktock operations but im Ashley Strohmeyer and out back to the greg got feld show. Follow the headlines on foxnews. Com. The greg gutfeld show. Greg biden and in hiding. Fire falsely publishing an article saying Kamala Harris is chosen as a running mate they took it down and apologize for the premature publication. There is a pill for that also is talking points there were no notes for anyone else however. Meanwhile a recent Campaign Event joe was confused where he was and played it off as a joke. Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to the Kingswood Community center. Actually thats the one where i used to work. Thats a joke. Its great to be here. Greg that went over really well during that same speech he said he would be one of the most regressive president s of all time. Notwithstanding the fact that we have laid out the most detailed plans on the economy and issues of healthcare of any president in modern history ill go down is one of the most progressive president s in american history. May be doesnt know where he is he moved so far to the left. Greg somehow i saw the ending differently. Tyrus, you travel a lot do you have any advice how to remember where you are . The right down the city on your hand . That would be a good idea or that you are only allowed to go four or 5 miles from your basement baby just take polaroid or ask before you go out there or have somebody introduce you. He comes out before him and says whats up delaware so all that is clear before he goes out there and doesnt have to do that. The Republican Party need some tough love joe biden is a crafty is old white man of all time. We thought that was President Trump. No. Was joe biden. Trump is a fighter and hes very good at fighting and very good at engagement. Joe just steps out looks around throws a job then goes back in and closes the

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