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FOXNEWSW The Greg Gutfeld Show June 21, 2020

Hes in iowa and he says its good to be in idaho. No, no urine iowa. Hes in New Hampshire and he says its great to be in ohio. No, no, you are in New Hampshire. It has not happened to me yet. When that happens, there is nothing you can do to make up for it. You might as well walk up the stage. Because the speech is a disaster. Greg then came the storytelli storytelling. Trump gave his version, long one of his visit to west point a few days ago. In the hot sun, what did they say to him before the speech. They said to me before the speech sir, would you like to salute each single cadet or maybe there will be groups of two, would you like to salute like this. Almost 600 times, you know what that is, let me tell you do that 600 times, you go home and is like a workout without a weight. Greg i know that feeling, not from saluting. After the species being baked. I just made a big speech, i sat in front of speeches, being baked like a cake. I said general there is no way i can make it down that ramp without falling on my, general, i have no railing. It is true. Greg it is all about the railing, there he was walking down the steps, i wondered what did he then say to the first lady. To the great first lady, i said let me ask you a question. Wasnt that good of a speech im trending number one because i thought it was really good. They dont even mention the speech, they mention the fact that you may have parkinsons disease. Greg then he talked about the criticism that he gets from holding his water glass. His reason, simple, he doesnt want to ruin his silk tie, if you spill on your tie it doesnt look good for a long time. You taken water in his bills down on your tie and it doesnt look good for a long time, and frankly the tie is never the same. So i put it up to my lip and s say, and they gave me another disease. Greg another disease. That is a line. Were back to the rally. Are we so lucky he is president. You are sober and can lucky i am president. Greg lets welcome tonights guest, he loves to cavort on special report, Washington Times opinion editor a Fox News Contributor charlie preachy is so southern she is sweet and a biscuit, Fox Business Network anchor dagen mcdowell. She is the master of stark but she still cant park, host of sincerely cat on fox nation, kat timpf. And a ferris wheel is a tool who, the massive sidekick on fox nation, tyrus. Charlie, charlie, charlie, what did you make of his comeback . Charlie i thought it was really sensational. If we lived in the same world, political times professors around the country are tearing up all the lectures for the past 20 years and rewriting everything. That speech, that story that he told about what happened at west point was the greatest political theater i have ever witnessed in my life. It was absolutely astonishing. You take something that is your greatest weakness, you lead with it, that was ia center of the entire rally. You go there, make it hilarious. The guy is walking off stage reenacting the entire thing. He is a comedian genius, he knows how to tell a story and the most important part of telling the story to make sure you have villains in does has a villain and there always in the audience and he always winds up pointing to the press in the back. And not to mention what he does to joe biden. I say this and i am sort of kidding but also kind of serious about it. When this guy is finished in politics, im quitting, ill become a sheep farmer, i dont want to cover politics once this guy is gone. It will be so boring. Greg you have the look of a sheep farmer. You bring up a great point, dagen, the story is not just a story, its about the biggest problem facing our life today which is how the media manipulates things and how they start with a nugget and turn it into something else. I think the media will laugh that the he spent that much time on it but everybody else will get it. Dagen indeed, the media is humorless schools who have talked for days for Trump Supporters not Wearing Masks and how everyone will get sick but are not equally upset about looting and rioting and vandalism and allout chaos in america. I love how he always brings things that you can use, if you get water on silk, it is ruined forever. My personal favorite was leather bottom shoes are not good for ramps. Steel ramps are like iceskating rink. That was your take away. [laughter] people are going to focus on a few things that he said, they wish him in the water for the leftwing but instead he steadying up joe biden as a puppet and he will be the puppeteer, all the people who are controlling and causing chaos in seattle. Causing chaos and killing the elderly in new york and shaming and destroying peoples livelihood because of the word that you use. Greg , no matter what happens the media will be able to find one person who got sick. And if anybody passes away, they will call trump a murder. Like you have blood on your hands. Kat i agree. You notice a lot of those people not Wearing Masks and you look at it, everyone there was having so much fun, it was like republican bottom room. They were so excited to be there, people had been camping, and you look at the level of excitement and you have to say to yourself of course these people are not concerned about masks or coronavirus where theyre having that much fun, theres so excited, someone couldve worn them, there will be flesh eating monsters out the door and the only thing that would worry about is where is my maga hat and we have to make sure its worth the risk. That excitement cannot be understated when it comes to an election because say what you will about trump, like him or dont like him, hes a polarizing figure but the people who dont like them, dont just kind of like him, they really, really, really love him. He is a party, i dont think anyone feels that way about biden. Probably not even biden. Greg trump is the life of the party and binding is a grim reaper of the party. Tyrus, he went for an hour and 45 minutes. High points, low point. Tyrus there was a lot of high point, President Trump had to work too hard. Whats going on pins, there was no fun stories from him, he couldve ruin the whole thing tonight. But he was reading bedtime stories. Im coming out now, your live and we cant stop me, we have to get something in the campaign, we need to have ivanka in to get the crowd fire up we need ivanka as the vp, get a little more razzmatazz going on, the sound part of this is because we had a smaller crowd tonight which one would think you would be in the pandemic and you can watch them on tv, they will categorize this as a change in the armor but mike pence was in charge of the castles in the seating and was supposed to bring the humor when you set up, you have to get him going and President Trump had to work too hard. Mike pins out, ivanka in, lets go. Greg that some unique perspective. You know what kills me the same people who says outrage during the pandemic and they started laughing on twitter, you cannot win with them. I will support people who are consistent. If youre concerned about the protest, i am okay with you. But if you are not concerned about the protest and concerned about the rally, then you are justin asked ass. I still worry and i hope nobody gets sick into your point, a lot of people in the rich group probably stayed home and thought wiser like i watch it on tv like exactly what i did because i am lazy. A quick break, we have a lot more, you will love after this. Looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver. Theyre going to be paying for this for a long time. They will, but with accident forgiveness allstate wont raise your rates just because of an accident, even if its your fault. Cut sonny. Was that good . Line the desert never lies. Isnt that what i said . No you were talking about allstate and insurance. 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Who knew they could ask playing the emasculated male, hes better than justin, what a spectacle pain, you can see his soul dying before his eyes while network whispered into his ear, good job jimmy, one more suck up and youll be face. I say this to kat and tyrus, if you ever see me about to agree to do something horrible like this, the full approval to take me in the woods and shoot me, make it a clean shot, what you just saw was another life form, killed by politics, wherever it goes, humor and humanity die, what replaces that are pathetic schools of envy, that was not like the tonight show was great to begin with but the mad mob put a dagger into his heart, why did poor jimmy humiliate himself, it is not about race or politics, it is about survival, if you dont play the game, your done, look at the guy, he is terrified, hes not the only one either. Jimmy kimmel, the woke us of the woke latenight or announced hes taken a hiatus. I cannot blame him, no faces better than blackface but this is where the current narrative takes us. That conversation is vetoed in favor of vengeance, it is a radical aim of the hard left, you remain silent, you appease or your over in a country thats ripped apart gives places like cnn a higher rating so the anchors divide away and after all the new hampton construction is not going to fill itself. I guess we can all do that with the greatest country your demolay races, we could but we dont. We know its not true and that it destroys this country. Sadly those in the media feel differently. We all see it now, hence the misery on his face, once were told that you must obey and anyone who refuses will be mobbed, canceled or fire, whats the recourse, what to his producers, he lose his job, not that anyone would notice, got handed to them by allowing radical to wreak havoc on society from forbidding a law on permitting. We now live in the most adult free era in history. Our leaders in government and commerce have treated their spines for phony signaling hoping to escape the mob, they will not. And sadly unless sober and intelligent voices become, there will be nothing left but silence. Greg tyrus, did you see his face through this and could have been the saddest thing you ever saw . Tyrus yes it was, look at you picking on the celebrity, this is great. This is really cool, good for you man. For those of you watching brickandmortar, jerry is the dad on rick and morty. The big sad face because he cant say anything anymore and he has to do what is told and if you notice the way he looks at the screen, its pretty similar to vp biden. Same look and also no windows in the room, he is probably locked in a basement with the locks on the outside. He has to do he is told or hell send them away to a cornfield. Hell live vicariously through people who dont live vicariously at all. Greg that is such a good point. Kat, your comedian, what happens is someone who is funny is no longer funny. It made my heart break. He is actually really talented. Kat he is very talented. I would love to weigh in but i am still pretty new in my career and i dont want to get canceled but im going to talk about something much less controversial, im going to attack people with children. Jimmy kimmel, he said the reason isnt doing a show he wants to spend more time in this family and kids, as a childless metropolitan woman in her 30s, i cant stand by having kids is the only reason that you can get out of whatever you want and people cant say anything. While the kids, the kids, i have the kids, the kids. I have to get my cat heart medicine every night, that is pretty hard, sometimes kids need medicine but its a lot more difficult to hold down a cat than a kid. Babies dont have cause, if they do. Greg i just want to remind you that jimmy kimmel has his son with a very serious heart condition. I dont know if you knew that. But i wanted to get that in there. Kat sorry. Tyrus should i get the gun now . Greg dagen, is any way to satisfy the mogg under mob once it paints the blood . Dagen no, nothing will ever be enough. I want to show a picture of jimmy fallon, again im bringing some tips for living your life, that expression on his face was the way that i looked for the entirety of the 11 months of my first marriage. If youre sitting across from your spouse at the Golden Corral and eating dinner in your spouse is looking at you like that, they are going to divorce you in the next three to six months. To the point of people being funny some people can make you laugh at your mothers funeral, charlie h. E. R. Actually did. That is a true story. But the media would not even be fun at a waterpark, they would talk about the you are in e. Coli the entire time when you tried to get your weight pull on. Greg i actually go there for the you are in the e. Coli. You dont find anything fun anywhere. Charlie, we are watching brands, tv shows, careers even police being dismantled or canceled to satisfy the mob, people doing are doing it to save themselves as if theyre going to get out alive. Charlie its always an act of desperation. These things are very, very hard, great things are hard to build and theres so much easier to tear down especially when youre desperate and they feel like they have no other option in the not guided by any other principal. But i love the jimmy fallon thing with a human character, as ridiculous as it was she actually has some good points in her little script talking about the silencing of people and talking about the lack and open and honest conversation that people are allowed to have in this country. I would argue the reason we dont have that conversation is because people are afraid to open their mouths about it because you open your mouth and you could get destroyed, your life is ruined and a second over and unintentional, that you make in you may have the pierced heart in the world but if you make one mistake you go over some line and honest effort to reach out and have an honest conversation, you get destroyed. The founders understood this and thats why they protected the most important thing to protect speech even hostile speech, unpopular speech, they understood that all speech out there was a benefit because it gave those fullspectrum of the debate and it gave it allowed people to air grievances and walkthrough that, you never arrive at a perfect solution, you arrive at a solution that everybody got to say their pie piece, thats a much better pace for everybody especially people in the minority and i dont mean a racial minority, i nee mean a minority of political thinking which is the founders thought about when they talked about the importance of protecting the minority. But that is all gone by now, you just get destroyed in an instant by stepping outside of the line. Greg what happens, as the goalpost get continually move in the parking lot, first its a conspiracy theorist and then its people with different opinions or people who are quirky and all that is left is groupthink in the groupthink is a rational and frightening and strange and they dont want to listen to you. I think theres going to have to be some kind of rebound, there usually is but i dont see it happening soon. Theyre telling you to be ready for the trump biden debate. One of them is, that is for sure. S pain gel, the first and only full prescription strength nonsteroidal antiinflammatory gel available overthecounter. New voltaren is powerful arthritis pain relief in a gel. Voltaren. The joy of movement. Are made with farm grownal apples as the first ingredient. New voltaren is powerful arthritis pain relief in a gel. And key nutrients you want. So you can have a daily multivitamin free of stuff you dont want. One a day Natural Fruit bites. A new way to multivitamin. Hey. 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