Sounds like hes already giving up. 507 days before the election shes telling you to vote for te other guy. I dontng know, but i think thas the opposite of persuasion. Meanwhile that other guy knows the best thing that ever happened to the t farmers. President trump the best thing that ever happened to the farmer s is me. T [laughter] greg i dont know if thats true. I dont know if thats true. But at least hes confident. And thats half the key to success. Never let them see you sweat, right . Joe . What did your mother tell you . My mother would say joey, focus, focus, stay up. Greg talk about setting low expectations. Just try and stay up. [laughter] greg joe, we are trying to stay up. As for w the other guy, he can certainly focus. He can focus on a piece of paper and make everyone else focus on it too. Look, here is the agreement. Its a simple agreement. President trump but here is the agreement its a very simple agreement. Inside here and i would love to do it but you in here is the agreement. Right here is the agreement. Its very simple. Its right here. Thats the agreement that everybody says i dont have. [applause] greg thats the agreement that everyone says he doesnt have and its right there, so screw you. [laughter] greg look its too early to tell if biden is the guy to go up against trump. A poll out this week shows that biden would beat trump in a head tohead match but early polls arent always accurate are they . No. Greg just look at the contrast between these guys. President trump quiet, quiet, quiet. The drew the first note of who stacks the spaghetti sauce in the supermarket and but you control the person who brings out the cart carrying the spaghetti sauce and they can manage. President trump joe biden is a dummy. He is a d loser, obama took him off the trash heap. The president is literally a threat to america. President trump china ate our country alive during obama and biden. They ate us alive. Were Walking Around like President Trump ultimately im always right. [laughter] [applause] greg this is not going to end well. Think of them like Amusement Park rides. I mean, do you really want to ride the biden . Or do you want to ride the trump . Greg i dont even think thats real. [laughter] greg so trump is running the country and the country is doinging well, unemployment is low, trump is getting stuff donald he even has the time to redesign air force one. President trump theres your new air force one, and im building that for other president s, not for me. [applause] greg that is so nice of him. But lets get down to brass tax. Imsay theres a country out thee that has dirt on your opponent, is there anything wrong with listening . Theres nothing wrong withh listening. If somebody from a country, norway, we have information on your opponent . Oh, i think id want to hear it. [laughter] greg especially if its from norway. Norway never says anything. When norway says it knows something, you better listen. But trump gets slack for that even when thats exactly what his opponent did to him and on top of Everything Else on his plate he has to find a new press secretary because sarahs leaving. Dealing with the media is not easy especially with trump as president. You need someone imposing, like two, one sexy, the other sexier, or maybe someone assertive who wont take crap from anyone, if only we could bring back this guy. He put it on and he goes come on, come on, we want to party, lets go oh, that would be amazing. No its got to be someone tough, no nonsense. Oh, i know the perfect choice. [laughter] [applause] here he is. Lets welcome tonights guest. Hes so bright he doesnt needco to buy light bulbs. Campus reform editor and chief and Fox News Contributor lawrence jones. [applause] greg hes the type of guy your parents never warned you about. Not even once. Comedian joe mackey. [applause] greg shes sassy and her eyes are sometimes glassy, host of sincerely kat on fox nation, kat timpf. [applause] greg and she once pole vaulted over pluto, my massive psychic on fox nation. [applause] greg all right, biden versus trump, lawrence from an energy standpoint its like a steam roller versus an empty can of tuna. Thats good. Biden is the guy that was on the playground talking all the crap, remember how he said he would take trump behind the barn and beat him up and all of this and he finally gets in the race and he has his moment and his campaign has been insulating him thee entire time. He flipflops on issues. I dont think the guy has the stamina as the president would say, to beat the president. Yeah, i think theyre actually keeping him away because they think that they can make it last longer, you know . And but because every time you see him, the less you want to see him. , now he is fighting fire wih fire now. Greg exactly. Well do you know what he is . Everybody loves grant, but you dont let grant throw the party, joe. I donts know what that means. Well maybe you didnt have a fun grant like i did but ill tell you what . Did you have that . Yeah, theyre both fun. Greg in a fun way or in a weird way . Fun in a fun way. Okay good because it could explain your behavior now that maybe you had crazy grants. I think im rather fun at a party. I dont get it but ill tell you what trump made some interesting distinctions here, because hee said biden is mentally weak and i think how biden blasted the scrutiny of his support for the hide amendment that lasted a few hours, he could have just logged out of twitter and not had to change his mind and then he made a difference between trumps position on china and bidens. He said there are friends and i mean chinas Building Military installations on artificial islands. They werent even using islands that were already there. They were like we need more islands. Greg that is scary. Kat . Yes, greg. Greg do you think the dems are actually going to keep biden as a nominee . I think its so interesting because my favorite part this week was when beto said i think america can do better than joe biden, and he does kind of have a point, because even though bidens doing very well, its also true that theres a sizable percentage of america that doesnt want biden to be the president. The problem with what he said is pretty much no percentage wants beto to be president. [applause] pretty much nobody would choose him for that, like i feel like more people would choose me to be a getaway driver and the last time my friend let me borrow their car, i ran it into two gates in front of a very obvious cop, like i think more people would choose Casey Anthony to babysit their eychildren. I think that more people would choose danny davito for their basketball team. I would love to meet him. Greg yes. What do you make of this . I was just going to say oh, so we cant make fun of Casey Anthony . You guys like her . Come on. Too soon. Greg Somebody Just yelled too soon. What do you mean too soon. It doesnt make sense in this instance. Let me do my job. Your job, is to sit there. Thanks for that. [applause] greg that is a first that a guest has scolded the audience kat it was a heckler. Greg it wasnt. It was a bunch of heckles. Obviously theyre all from florida. She was innocent. Yeah, ive had a day. I did just lose my wallet but then i found it. [applause] thats the easiest applause ive ever gotten, keeping track of the belongings i should keep track of as a 30yearold woman. Greg lose your wallet more often. I was going to say i too share of joes fear of artificial islands. They could just show up anywhere i mean, with stuff on it. And do you know what . I honestly feel bad for joe. He really, he would like to run for president , apparently theres a portion of the United States that wants to support him , but his own party hates him because hes white, which damn, i guess thats progress. Whatever, ill take it. First time in my lifetime, everything is trying to get off camera because hes white. When he does the interview he walks away from the camera and hes trying to get off the camera so when he talks hes like i need to get off the camera here. Its not that hes slower walking hes out of breath and trying to dodge the camera. They are like listen i want you to run but you cant be on camera so even at that event, theres a podium there and sometimes i do a little press conference you have to stay in front of the podium. You watch all of the tapes hes running from it because he doesnt want to be on film because the super left democrats dont want him in there. Yeah, yeah. Greg all right weve got to wrap this thing up. Shame on all of you white people, not in this country, jack. Greg the biggest challenge for the dems is the country is in good shape. Problem. E all they have to fret about is the hatch tax. I dont even know what it is. Up next this candidate broke the number one rule. Well tell you what that is, next. [applause] number one rule. We tell you what that is coming next. I switched to liberty mutual, because they let me customize my insurance. And as a fitness junkie, i customize everything, like my bike, and my calves. Liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. When crabe stronger. Strong, with new nicorette coated ice mint. Layered with flavor. Its the first and only coated nicotine lozenge. For an amazing taste. That outlasts your craving. New nicorette ice mint. Corey is living with metastatic Breast Cancer, which is Breast Cancer that has spread to other parts of her body. 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Greg you got to get loud to stand out from the crowd. The first democratic debate is later this month. Its going to take two nights to get through 20 candidates, and nbc split them into two groups of 10. Yeah, thats two nights to vomit through your eyeballs. [laughter] greg the second night youve got joe biden, Bernie Sanders, and John Hickenlooper whose been screaming from the balcony that bernies socialism isnt going to work. Sanders said clearly, on wednesday, that the goal of his complete agenda is to make the United States of america into a democratic socialistic country. Democrats must say loudly and clearly that we are not socialists. Greg hickenlooper makes a good point. Its a shame his last name rearranged is pickle hero. [laughter] greg thats going to set him back. Its not just about whose got the best policy though or who could take on trump. These candidates think they need a hip slogan to make a connection with voters, right, Eric Swalwell . I will be bold without the bold. [laughter] greg i havent seen a delivery that bad since i had my paper route. Score. But at least swalwells goof could be our gain. It could happen to everyone. Youve got a big presentation at work, youre nervous and you dont want to blow it. I wish there was something i could take. Why not try some swalwell. Never heard of it. Nobody has. Its a system to hip build individual performance. You take it through the eyes. Sounds painful. It is, watch. But i will always be real with you. I will be bold, without the bold [laughter] my wife and i. That is painful. Bold without the bold . What does that even mean . Kind of makes me cringe. Its one of swalwells side effects and it may also cause nausea, vomiting, flat you lens, and thats a lot of side effects. It is but sometimes two doses helps. E i will always be real with you. I will be bold without the bold. Greg man that is brutal. If i did Something Like that, hey, its starting to work. Could i see that again . Dont you think youve had enough . I said hit me again. Okay. I will be bold without the bowl. [laughter] greg my speech is going to go so much better than that. Im no longer nervous, thanks, swalwell. You bet it may not be available. [applause] greg your life is about landing a punch line. Thats right greg and im very good at it. E. Greg you are very good d im saying that as a complement to you. Thank you. Greg what did you make of swalwells performance . It was not great because when you want to make an applause line you want to make sure its relevant to everyone like rocky did in rocky e,iv when he said if i can chan, you can change, and then we can all change. [applause] and im sorry about that impression. It sounded better by myself. [laughter] earlier. Greg it was still better than swalwell. [laughter] [applause] i spit all over that time. Greg your comedian, you go , you perform, fox on swalwell or anything like that. [laughter] that silence was so depressing. If i were standing in a performance or stage or setting of that sort and people were silent, i would rather they boo me, right . I would rather that a montage of all of the times i cried during a High School Dance just appear on a random screen behind me, like at my wedding, during my ngvows. Its like i would rather have somebody get up and punch me inb the face. Right . Greg right. That was a little silence just now so i might, will you punch me in the face, joe . No, but i also, i beg to disagree with you about the videos of crying during High School Dances. I dont want anyone to see those of me. [laughter] you know, i think a prerequisite for our guest is that they had lousy high schools i cried once wearing light up flipflops which you wouldnt think would be possible youd think you could just look at them and be delighted and thats what i was hoping for did tnot work. Okay first of all while thats cute and innocent, thats not the kat that we know today. Last segment, two people forgot to laugh and she publicly scolded the entire group. [laughter] now,w, if he had a little kat in him, theres a lot of things where ive been in that situation where you say the wrong thing. Its like talking to somebody about something really private and the music cuts off and theyre like oh, how long have you had it . [laughter] the worst part is the person who tells you that you never look, who are you looking at the crowd is in front of you. Im bold. [laughter] bold. Yeah, did anybody get that . Because i didnt get it. And im quite smart. I think what he was doing, do you know what . If you are you dont have to point it out. No, i do. Its the practice in the mirror, lawrence. You have to be bold without the bowl. Yeah, i mean and that was the plan. Oh, i get it. That worked do it again. You have to be bold without the bowl. See how he did that . [applause] but thats not what he did. Thats frat boy 101. [laughter] look i never liked the guy. Hes always been so pretentious and i think that this is the guy that walked into every positiona hes got, his may have shocked him to death. This may have been the turning point point s for swalwell. Greg yeah, i hope so. No he doesnt get turns we saw that. Greg if hes on the debate stage, he served two debates and theres no children. I bet i could watch the entire thing and still not know. Yeah. That would be great if every debate question hes looking somewhere off like this and he goes ill take that. But he wouldnt do that. Hed go likeo this. Greg [laughter] ill take that. Either you got it or you dont. Greg do you know what . Historic moment on this show, we just coined the swalwell, so what is the swalwell . The swalwell is when you, whats the definition of swalwell, kat . Its when you cant make a joke. Greg [laughter] greg that was not a swalwell. Up next, whats wrong with her song . 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