Other Second Chances for the incarcerated, so every gift to the right had something to the left, it was more balanced than me when im on my meds and that must have confused some people enough to forget how to clap. Seriously. What was pelosi thinking . [laughter]hi one fish, two fish. [applause]im huge, its time to clap. I forgot how to clap. Somebody needs new software. [laughter] the best part trump attacking the disease thats making a comeback among dems, i wonder if hes alarmed of calls of socialism. We are alarmed by the new calls to adopt socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination and control. We are born free and we will stay free. Tonight we renew and resolve that america will never be a socialist country. That stings, you know, what it hurt some feelings like this guy. [laughter] i wonder what he was thinking. Turkey salad. Chicken salad, overrated. That should be my new campaign. It can be sandwiches. True. There was a softer side to trump, age research, experimental drug legislation, treatment for sick kids, if he got anyub nicer we would have to revoke republican status but i wasnt like the crowd was having it, no, for the most part trump couldnt crack a smile from the fighting force of dental hygienist. I know, i know, they were wearing white as symbol of solidarity about the womens right to vote which i can safely say i am more, okay, for now, but every time i looked at them i felt like it was about to get my teeth clean. Anthankfully i had already them clean. My last dental visit. [laughter] one more. M that dr. Steve, very thorough for otter. Trump offered something for everyone, he went after russia, china, he announced another meeting with north korea, did the media like it, surprise no. Everything else he said in the speech will beth overshadowd by the fact that he said there cant be investigations. The president of the United States did not mention Climate Change in a sentence is frankly a disgrace. What he represented is someone with no attachment to anything he says. The dangers to have brown menace as i call. It was over the top. Brown square. I saw with cookies and dog food. [laughter] cookies and dog poop. I know what ben jerrys is making next n year. Anyway, so whats with all of the bile, its the business plan, for them to succeed trump has to fail, now too much compromise to make the conflict stick which doesnt help the media which can only profit from anger towards trump, the most obvious explanation for current state of affairs to every media because conflict and profit are joined at the hip, the Media Business model could be eternal stir of kids in the audience. [laughter] they are like weird volunteered firemen who start fires so they can put them out. The media creates unrest so they can write about them later and the angrier we feel toward fellow americans the better bottom lineto for cnn and msnbc and guess add one more problem, its the dems not trump who are truly up, the virginia party, the only people who had it worst anyone who ate dana perinos [laughter] [cheers and applause] twoyear target of scandal dodge ball, the dems are are soaking in the real stuff. No wonder adam schiff is running down the street in underwear screaming tax returns, its a deflection the party is in trouble, mueller is giving them zilch. And hope that maybe the media pays attention which they will. Here is your week if youre a democrat. You began with lateterm abortion, thenk right into black face, followed by Sexual Assault accusations, then more black face, thenal more assault allegations, could this get any worst . If virginia cease Democratic Party takes credit for danas queso, then yes. [laughter] but you know what, they wouldnt even do that. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] all right, all right. Apparently they didnt anchor of daily briefing, dana perino. The great tv writer, producer rob wong. [cheers and applause] her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg, host of the podcast kat kempf and former wwe super star host of fox nation tie are you tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. Dana, i kid you about the queso, its providing me with someone so much. Im glad it has provided you with material this week, you were light on things. Yes, yes. What did you make of this week so far, so many developments . Well, it feels like its been 4 weeks the queso was 5 days ago. Thats true. And state of the union, there were no hecklers. Great moment where you had spontaneous happy birth for 80yearold wh was one of the guest of the prosecute. I did think the most historic point was that the president of the United States for the first time in countrys history had to be on the floor of United States congress to declare that the United States will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] the thing about that im midway, this is a choice between what im proposing which is capitalism, freedom, all the good stuff and socialism. Thatth was very interesting wayo frame it. Its very scary rob and i want to say i rest my queso. [laughter] interjecting into that. Usso jealous. I know. Sitting there eating pringles, queso, guest and friends, you were sitting in underwear. [laughter] what are you going to wear when you g eat pringles . With sheet. Exactly. Take your pick. State of the union, the heartbreaking thing about state of the union is that it was really goodth and you think yourself, patriotic. You could actually be like the cool chill together emotionally stable person. [laughter] so lets do more of that, brilliant thing is we would not bee a socialist country, you could hear democrats in the audience, the hell it will. G [laughter] he got them so wired. The call from Cable Company or cell phone company, you are preirritated but so mad that youre calling and you yell and then the person on the other line solve your problems in 20 minutes but youre still really mad . Yes. That was the Democratic Caucus that night. The villain wasnt what hela cracked up to be. So mad. Frown. Kat is it possible for scompromise if it doesnt serve the interest of the media . I dont think compromise is going to happen. No. No, there there are things that people should have been adelighted, matthew charles, johnson who are free now because of trump. Right. Only because of trump because i read about it and thats how pardons work. Yeah. Yeah, so special report, again, i bring the facts. Its wonderful theres so many people in prison who shouldnt be there, they are there for too long and 2 that are free. A lot of things, low unemployment, could have clapped for that but they were so mad because they didnt want him to do anything right and if theres that kind of environment i dont think compromise could be possible unfortunately. What about you, tyrus . There was usa chant and that wasth awesome. Chthe whole room was chanting ua for like 6 seconds we were united country. Yes. [laughter] everyone was usa, it wasnt half of the room saying w usa, t on my watch. Everybody was involved, so at that moment, wow, we can be unified. What world have you been living in, the fact that they were able to come together, three things they could agree on, some letters, we already established those letters. And happy birthday. And the other part im getting there, damn. Its so bad if we decide this was my point before i was interrupted. The response from the democrats was prerecorded. Even a response to his speech theyve made up their mind, hell know, they precorded so they can go to chilis and enjoy queso. [laughter] that was first time in a long time that we see both sides unifying. It was prewritten and she didnt even watch the speech. Did you know that . She didnt watch the speech. But its being recorded and you can go to the bar. Thats true. What am i doing here . Coming up a new art exhibit with and i van quay looking alike crumbs, i did not put words together, thats really a thing. Quickbooks. Backing you. Starts with looking buiat something old,nk and saying, really . So we built capital one cafes, with savings and checking accounts you can open from here in 5 minutes. This is banking reimagined. Whats in your wallet . We all make excuses for the things we dont want to do. But when it comes to colon cancer screening. Im not doin that. I eat plenty of kale. Ahem, as i was saying. With cologuard, you dont need an excuse. All that prep . No thanks. 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Its a now theres one store that connects your life like never before store. The xfinity store is here. And its simple, easy, awesome. Greg its art that truly sucks. It features its art that truly subbings features ivanka and a vacuum, e ivanka vacuuming, enters carpeted room and starts vacuuming while patrons throw crumbs on the floor for her to vacuum up. Isnt that humiliating . We enjoy throwing crumbs for ivanka to vacuum at the center of the work, its funny, pleasurable and makes us feel powerful, how edgy, how lame, im not trying to sensor art or anything, but art about taking risks and thats about as risky as peanut butter. All this bozo did was the media desire. Imagine being hillary or Michelle Obama in her place, anyway, i have seen better Performance Art here. Here i thought it only happened to me. Rob, you are in the entertainment feel, dont you think that Performance Art gets a free ride because theres no standards . Yeah, its whatever. You see grant to do this thing, ivanka vacuuming. Great, just do that. Yeah, yeah. Shes going to polish silver. Yes. I get it, very complicated. You mentioned imagine clinton, similar, both have parents in complicated marriages, both have parents who got super rich in like a lot of shady different kind of ways, both have dads who struggled with weight. [laughter] that made people watch that very uncomfortable, made them feel proud of themselves, what kind of art is that . Maybe ivanka is good at vacuuming and chelsea isnt. Because, kat, i dont know anything that chelsea is good at . I dont either. Does this disturb you as a woman . I was so jealous why . Ivanka has it made. First of all, she is so rich and so successful that im certain she never has to actually vacuum ever, she has people to vacuum for her. Second of all, shes apparently also so famous that people want to watch a lookalike of her vacuuming. Yes. [laughter] and if there was kat kempf lookalike, i would be so happy. I do have one question, where are the crumbs coming from . And isnt that wasting food . Thats true, thats true. This is a social justice nightmare. You know what, i think its coming from the beard of the leftwing man. Tyrus. I aint no leftwing man. Does this bother you or do tyou care . A rich white woman vacuuming . Not really. [laughter] i try to when i read the story i wase, like is it because we have kids in the audience we will play it safe. That creepy video show of dog peeing, sorry, kids, doesnt matter. Its funny how you word things, if this would have been woman are so powerful and be ceo of business and come home and cleaning after lazy men we would be applauding, thats so true, ceo during the day and come home and clean after lazy man, and everyone would be wow, thats power, throwd. A baby at her, se tcatches it while she vacuums, women can do it all, its amazing, can be on the phone, instead they wanted easy money eyand put trump at the end of it because everybody would come and see. Lazyass piece of art work. This is why you do the report ahead of time. E. W[laughter] you know, you have 2 weeks duty assignment, dont do it the night before because it would look like that. Of course, hypocrisy is rich. But this is also very funny to me. This is revealed on the same week that ivanka trump announces a big new Global Initiative to help women all over the world become entrepreneurs, better skills andsk training so they cn help take care of themselves and be better providers for their own families because as we all know women around the world actually need, so its strange position, they would never have done this to chelsea clinton. They will do it to her even if they had the same i program. Great point. Performance artist has not done a tenth of 1 , more for women than Performance Artist will ever do for women. Performing artist is a scam. Anybody can do this. You can walk up and throw, you know, spaghetti and say thats performing art. Officer. Officer. [laughter] im in the park the dog at 1 00 a. M. And i dont really have a dog. Im not sure what that means. Up next is denver about to legal ize mushrooms and if they do i can sell them. [cheers and choose glucerna, with slow release carbs to help manage blood sugar, and start making everyday progress. Glucerna. We know that when youre tspending time with thelass grandkids. Music tech . Every minute counts. And you dont have time for a cracked windshield. Thats why at safelite, well show you exactly when well be there. With a replacement you can trust. All done sir. Grandpa looks great tech thanks for choosing safelite. Grandpa thank you child bye tech bye saving you time. So you can keep saving the world. Kids safelite repair, safelite replace live from americas news headquarters im jon scott, add another number to democrats hope to win the white house, Amy Klobuchar senator from minnesota kicked off her california in frigid weater in rally in minneapolis, perhaps the most prominent mid western in 2020 race to far. The white house is not ruling out Government Shutdown as negotiations over funding for President Trumps proposed border wall, talks are stalled over proposed deal that would only give the president a small portion of 5. 7 billion he says he wants for the wall but the white house says President Trump is willing to explore funding at alternatives, i will see you at the stop of the hour im jon scott, back to greg gutfeld wshow. Well, tourism boom is a legalize the shroom, soon voters in denver to legalize. Recreational pot since 2012. If it does, wait till you see the ads from i the tourism boar. Theres never been a better time [laughter] home of the broncos. [laughter] [inaudible] [laughter] denver, take a trip. [cheers and applause] you think its a good sign . Yeah. Yeah. Decriminalize it 1,000 even if it didnt have medical value, if people wanted to see dragons, i think thats fine too. Its not the choice that i would personally make but in this country supposed to be a free one, we should stop looking people up for what they chose to put inside their own bodies. This actually does have medical purposes, fda actually found that it can be a breakthrough therapy for depression. You know what subbings, sucks, depression. Definitely decriminalized except for like all right, tyrus the problem with illegal drug, thats the way i look at it. Were took me back to places. I agree with kat, im can you. Antimurder. Also when you take the element of crime out, now, many means ago children in another lifetime, we will call this guy george, george was in college with some of his friends on the weekend and one of his buddies came in from wisconsin and he might have brought a bag of things that resembled what we were talking about today mushrooms, shrooms in the street, correct, george character, whoever it is. It takes you there. At one point, george comes up laughing to the point he was taking tot the hospital because he was laughing at everything. There was old river picture in the middle of the living room to get to one side, george said friends took shoes off and rolled pants off, george got home and no way in the hell he was getting them wet, after that, we were like you know what, this isnt for george. [laughter] i get it. Maybe if we would have went to walgreens and got proper prescription i wouldnt have thought my house was flooded. George. George. [cheers and applause] dina dont pretend. Pretend what . Itll be beautiful. So, yeah, my family all flifs denver, friends all around colorado. They think its been terrible. Really . They are not happy and, look, all the hate come at you if you say that, im for states rights and i get that and sometimes, you know, i have the same you have to be for whats going to happen. Legalizations are going to happen so my request is that people be mindful, keep children safe and doch what the police s, like dont drink and drive, dont do all the stuff and see howt it goes. Im encouraged and excited about the Medicinal Properties that it has and if you can use it to help people especially warriors that come back with ptsd absolutely we should do that. Rob, youre kind of the expert on this i would say. He by the way, david is so high right now. [laughter] no, yeah, i im an activist in the community, i have to say that one of the reasons we think we should legalize, not addictive. Ptsd, assault victims, mdma, lsd, the founder of aa went to canada in the early 50s for lsd treatment and that was one of the reasons theres spiritual element to aa because he had a spiritual experience. This is serious stuff and the reason we dont have them now is because of pot bureaucrats who want to control everything you do and the federal government that cant let something go and in the 70s and 80s and its time to enter the new century and treat it with Great Respect and treat it, serious medical use and transform people lives for theiv good. We get it, youre a dealer. [laughter] its not a novelty, call it something else. Magic mushrooms. R]its not right. Its open, by the way. Up next said goodbye to traveling to mars, the times wants t