That nigerian guy. I think he wrote me a long email once. Sent him 10 grand, never heard from him again. Wonder what happened. While the world improves, the media focusing on the worst. The the New York Times ran an article entitled happy 200th birthday, karl marx. You were right. But what a strange thing to say. I guess the tribute to johns wilkes boothe wasnt ready yet. But as the writer glorifies the dead com comie, we believe the s didnt go far enough so we created a real salute. Happy birthday karl marx. Right up there with the yuna bomber. In fact it was such an awesome idea that a bunch of countries tried it, like lennons soviet Union Features mass imprisonment. Castros cuba features animal farm equipment. And venezuela, toilet paper lines for days. And a bunch of countries that dont exist anymore. And theres even communist nations around today like north korea but they wont admit it because its so successful they dont want to rub it in the rest of the worlds face. Happy 200 birthday, bro. Greg well done. So we just whipped that together. So as the world enters an optimistic age, the media still chases words and not deeds. The latest freak out, what trump said about what giuliani said about, you guessed it, stormy. It was staggering. Very confusing. It is asphonnishing. Disgraceful. Astonishing. Stunning. That was a disaster. Other members of the legal term are freaking out. Greg whats wrong with these people . Theyre like kids who ate all of their halloween candy in one night. Theyre overloaded. Theyre going to end up with a dto, donald trump overdose. Cnn has had stormys lawyer on 60 times in three months. He gets more air time that pollen. You got to stop interrupting me. The coverup is the con. Whoever the attorney is who wrote those two tweets is an absolute moron. No doubt hes going to flip diswhr yo. You can put lipstie pig morning, noon and night but its still going to be a pig. Im stunned. Still stunned this morning. Greg every day hes speechless which is weird because he never shuts up. How is that possible. But fair play to him. Hes got cnn in his back pocket and he wont stop farting. I thought about taking that out. Now remember when it was all about collusion. But now even msnbc has doubts. That is great. As for the mueller investigation, i, i am very, as an american, a citizen, im fascinated to know what he finds. Im not, im not so sure that hes going to find the smoking gun of coordination or collusion. Greg oh my god. Msnbc not sure about collusion . Thats like Michael Moore not sure about pie. He likes pie. Cant change his mind on pie. So its stormy this and stormy that from people who used to say who cares, its only sex. The lesson, if you lose an election, why not sue afterwards. Its the political equivalent of Tonya Harding taking out nancy kerrigan. And the media and the dems are sean ebbinsean eckert. The echo is impoach. There are no democratic ideas to counter trumps successes. I mean how do the democrats top ending the north Korea Nuclear threat. What would be their issues . Free health care for ms13 . Horses should be able to marry sheep . Im for that actually. Love is love. All right. And so in a sprint trump made the world better for 7. 6 billion people and the question playing the medias brain, did a rich billionaire playboy lie about sex. I think i can save them a year of programming time and say, yes. Next question, does america care . No. See, you can look at this latest stormy stuff two different ways. One as a lawyer. Trump is allowed to pay a settlement. Didnt use campaign funds. Or you can look at it as a voter, you care more about peace than porn stars and deeds more than words. That brings us to this choice, do you want a wholesome president who could never have figured out north korea. I know the choice i made and its the choice america made already. Let us welcome tonights guest. Hes smart and tough like an encyclopedia that can kick your ass, fox new so sebastian gorka. Retired green beret Master Sergeant in strange pants, terry shapper. Her bac is always higher than her bmi. Great joke. Kat tims. That was mean . It was nice. Wait. Hes not done. Greg he takes selfies with the hubble space telescope, former wwe superstar and my massive side kick tyrus. All right. Dr. G, we covered a lot of ground here in this monologue. What do you think about what happened this week. Whats the end game here with the media and their attacks on trump with stormy . Wrote arwhere are you . First things first, that little communist is cool thing, as a child who lived under come in addition, that wacommunism,. 44 of Millennials Want to live in a socialist country. Greg they should move to vermont. So things have to be done and that kind of video can help us. With regards to this week, you have to listen to what the president said yesterday at the nra meeting. He relishes this stuff. Ive worked for the guy. This is his fuel. Greg right, right, right. This is a 71yearold guy. Im 47. If i had a quarter of this mans energy at 71, id be happy. Three hours of sleep at night. He doesnt get annoyed by this. It ease hiits his fuel. Theyre going to lose. The jack tappers and the anderson coopers, theyre going to lose. Greg youre 47, im six years older than you. Me too. Greg i thought you were much older than me. Just the beard. Greg and also youre tall. I always think tall people are older than me. He has more rings if you cut him off. Greg terry would try that. How is the Mainstream Media going to handle when theres more and more good news . Theyre getting crushed. Its funny. About the communism thing and that poll, that makes sense. The communists knew were not going to beat these guys militarily. We can get them with educators. This makes sense. The people that are a product of the Education System have been fed this and dont know any better. When they get in the real world, theyre going to figure it out real quick. Reality does that. Backstage is where we were, yeah, the green room. Greg get to the point. Not lovin your tone. I call donald trump the flash bang candidate, the flash bangs are what we throw in and then we go in. Hes crushed these people pep and they needed to be crushed, dems and media, media and academics. Its done by a call li callus, n skinned and beautiful. Greg hes flash bang but im flash. Dance. Kat, thoughts on anything. Ill keep it to the topic instead of what i was really thinking about. No. There has been a lot of good news but the media, what it does do, it doesnt cover it because then that would mean they have to admit that donald trump has done some good things, which he has. But instead they have Stormy Daniels stories on all day long. I dont understand what they are. I dont watch it. What are they talking about for so long. They hooked up, he lied about it, the end. I just did the whole show. Greg i dont understand. Theyre so shocked. These are people who said during the clinton era its just sex. Its not ten years ago. Greg and a number of people. All right, tyrus. Greg. Greg end the segment with some kind of wisdom. Well were all socialists when were younger until we get our own money. Greg thats true. I aint sharing a damn thing. Its mine. Aint told no jokes in this chair. Why should i give it up. Were all socialists when were unemployed on moms coach. Greg that is so true. We saw in finland, they had an experiment, fixed income for anybody in the poip las vegas whether you worked or not and guess what, it didnt work. Speaking of finland, where did those boom boots come from. Greg i think they killed a yak. Must have been a pretty yak. Thats not the problem. The problem is the flare of those pants. You need a jacket with that. This is old meets new. You called it a problem, i call it excellence. Greg i hope theyre flares because youre packing heat at the ankle. Coming up, Dennis Rodman wants some credit for whats that word . For the north korea talks. Why some there. Rodman mr. Elliot, whats your wifi password . Wifi . Wifis ordinary. Basic. Do i look basic . Nope which is why i have xfinity xfi. Its super fast and you can control every device in the house. [ child offscreen ] hey lets basement. And thanks to these xfi pods, the signal reaches down here, too. So sophie, i have an xfi password, and its daditude. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Xfinity. The future of awesome. Changing kim. Dennis rodman says he deserve as pat on the back in the north korean summit happens. He was making nice with kim jongun long before he thought a summit was possible. He brought a copy of the art of the deal on his last visit. Impressive about donald trump and the american people, they have a change of heater. Greg but back then everyone thought rodman was nuts to go over there. He was vilified busines vilifien nation. In 2014 some jerk had the nerve to say Dennis Rodman is another in a long line of western pawns. Jerk. Which was the polite way of saying this. Hes a wimp. After all hes going there to celebrate his buds birthday. Rodman is the Marilyn Monroe to kim jonguns jfk. Hes little kims little bitch. Greg handsome fellow but very naive. Did not age well. I tell you what, to just to make amends, if this summit happens i will nominate Dennis Rodman for the Nobel Peace Prize and ill even submit this video. In 2017 the International Campaign to abolish Nuclear Weapons won the Nobel Peace Prize. But this year that honor should belong to one man only, Dennis Rodman. One look at his impressive resume and youll understand why why. He first teamed up with the muscle from brussels Jean Claude Van dam. A year later he married Carmen Electra who quickly divorced him. Soon after he finished his procareer with 11,954 rebounds. For comparison, the 2007 Nobel Prize Winner al gore has zero career rebounds. Was he always a dreamer. Was he always a fighter . When people wanted to wear brightly dyed hair in public, rodman was there. When Celebrity Apprentice needed a boost, rodman was there. And he dit quit. When the world needed to save the problem of north korea, rodman was there. Dennis rodman, the clear choice for the 2018 no bohl peac nobel. Greg tyrus. Oh, of course you went to me first. Why oh why would greg go to me. What could it be. Greg you probably know dennis, right . We all know each other. Ask your damn question. Greg should he accept my apology . You know what . Where im from you know what . No. I went to a tony robins semimar. Im going to be positive. If you would have called me a bitch, every time i saw you we would move furniture. You know what im saying . And on that and you didnt just say it you said it like bitch like you was bigger than him. I dont know if i let that go. My only concern when i worry about this is if don lemon sees this, we all meet at the same meeting. If he happens to see this, you just gave him their out so they will no longer give President Trump credit for you just gave them the out. So now its going to be Dennis Rodman and its because he gave him the book. Theyll do a reenactment. You just gave them their out. Greg i like to make sacrifices. Kat, people often say a book can change your life. Nancy drew mysteries did it for me. I feel differently about plaid. I dont know what that means. Greg i dont either. Do you believe that theory . I definitely have books that i feel have changed my life. I cant get over the fact that den nitDennis Rodman clearly ths hes cool because he hangs out with kim jongun. I went to go see him for his birthday. Its implied, were you invited to his birthday . No, i wasnt invited. Im okay with not going to an evil dignitarys birthday. Greg i dont know. They probably had great food. Probably not. Greg thats not true. Its north korea. Should we use more pop culture icon to deal with Foreign Policy conflicts . Madonna could save the middle east. Allow me to save your reputation. That kid was actually spot on. Why did he go there . He went there to celebrate little kim. He went there to be cool in a dictatorship, not to stop anything. And along comes the new president who says, you keep doing what youre doing, were going to obliterate you. Secretary mattis says we will annihilate you. I dont think trump is bringing him any ber birthday g. I dont know. You call somebody a bitch, we got to go. That was like a he took a glove off and slapped him. Greg its on. No one knows where i live. Luckily you can handle yourself. Greg im tiny. I can run and hide. You ever try to catch a rodent . Thats me. Terry, what do you think this is going with north korea . This could be a big achievement and i think rodman played a role. Give him the prize. Its a cheap prize any way. I think the koreans, both north and south, i think its a con. I think china was involved. Theyre like guys, we need to calm the hem down because this guy is not going to back down. To me its strange that kim jongun would be like yes, im going to get rid of all of my Nuclear Weapons because im afraid of donald trump. But weve never been to this place before. By the way, my mom loves greg more than me and she gave me some unicorn bandaids. Greg theyre helpful when you put them on and they feel great when you take them off, unicorn bandaids. Coming up, hillary blames her loss in 2016 on socialism. For once, shes right. My bladder leakage was making me feel like i couldnt spend time with my grandson. Now depend fitflex has their fastest absorbing material inside, so it keeps me dry and protected. Go to depend. Com get a coupon and try them for yourself. Show. Greg in a recent interview, arent they all, Hillary Clinton was asked if being a capitalist hurt her in the election. She replied, heavens no. Losing was entirely my fault and i alone. I am to blame. Oh my god. Greg she didnt really say that. If youre in the Iowa Caucuses and 41 of democrats are socialists and im asked are you a capitalist and i say yes but with appropriate regulation and with appropriate accountability, you know, that probably gets lost in the oh my gosh, shes a capitalist. Greg heres the thing. On this one shes right. Were in a midterm year. You know whos doing a lot of campaigning for the candidates . Bernie. But also look at the popular issues. Universal college access. 15 minimum wage, identity politics galore. Hillary the capitalist was right for once. The Democratic Party is now the socialist party. Heres their new campaign video. Sharing is awesome. Democrats 2018. Greg terry, i hate to admit that shes right. But in yo if you blame everybod, youre bound to be right once. Hillary clinton is not a capitalist. Shes an evil lord. Shes not a real capitalist. But its funny that her explaining that she was take. Taken down because is true. 44 want to go to socialism. Theyve been indoctrinated. The ones that smoke weed every day yeah, man, authority sucks. She did lose because shes a capitalist but shes not a capital list. Greg kat, will the democrats win on socialist values . I hope not. I dont think thats the only reason she lost. Shes a nightmare. Very unlikeable. And bernie was far left of her when she was all about prisons and kind of a war hawk. I think that had a lot more to do in going further e left in ll areas. Greg sebastian, i want her to run again. Please. Greg do you think she will, guys. What else is she going to do. It would be fabulous. I think our colleague counted up the number of excuses shes used. It was like 42. Is this 43 . I think next it will be Global Warming made me lose. Greg because people decided to go to the beach instead of voting. It was a nice day. She is a herod, a disaster. Thats why she lost. Greg tyrus, how far left will the democrats go this year, do you think . How far left. I dont know. Theyre going to go so far left that they wont vote. Theyll protest the vote. Thats what theyll do. That way they cant really lose because they protested. But she theres one big reason she lost. She lost this election eight years prior. When she lost to obama, it was the same thing. It was just democrats are saying shes entitled, shes not a nice person, shes full of it. Like they didnt believe her then and they dont believe her now and theyre not going to. But for whatever reason as long as hes got enough money first of all, who the hell is interviewing her now. What person is like hey, im going to get hillary on the show and were going to find out why she lost. If i said that to you . Lets get to the bottom of this. Its very simple. More people voted for him than you. Greg actually. Electoral college, correct . In the system thats been used for all these years. Greg the system we have to get rid of. With the exception of california and new york. You know whats funny about the left, they constantly worship iconic class. If you think about it, trump for whoever he is, theres no better iconic class right now. Hes destroyed the media. Like i said i dont think hes a particularly moral man. If you worked for him, hes like, you do the right thing, ill take care of you. Very loyal. I get that. Like we stand with each other. I know some bad things about a lot of bad dudes and they know a lot of bad things about me but well bury the bodies for you. Greg thats good to know. Theyll never find them. Greg if you bury a body, make sure its in those pants and boots. Look at where he won. This is important what terry said. He won in areas that we were told the gop would never ever win. I went to youngstown, ohio with the president. This is steel valley. And you knew they were former registered democrats. When he came out on stage, when she came out on stage, melania came out, they were screaming usa drain the swamp. He won despite the gop, not because of the gop. And thats the lesson that the right has to understand. Greg we got to go. You want to Say Something . Greg coming up, why are some people calling this prom dress offensive . It reminds me of the time they greg such a mess over a drez. Dress. Long story short, white girl posts pictures of hi her prom ds on social media, and then the media writes about